The U-boat Sunk by a Toilet Flush 💩 (Strange Stories of WWII)

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On the morning of the 14th of April 1945, U-1206, one of the last German U-boats to be commissioned, was cruising at a depth of 200 feet, just off the coast of Scotland, about eight to ten miles from Peterhead in Aberdeenshire.
They had been experiencing a few difficulties, such as the U-boats diesel engines not operating correctly, forcing it to run on battery power, so the crew were busy making repairs.
What happened next can arguably be considered one of the strangest demises for a vessel in naval history.
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@brazil_man6335
@brazil_man6335 3 жыл бұрын
"im a ww2 veteran..." "seriously??? what did you do?" "i was the shitman"
@mehmetseinurgrovater417
@mehmetseinurgrovater417 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 the the bestone so far
@lyhthegreat
@lyhthegreat 3 жыл бұрын
and guess what happened when i don't do my job properly? the entire ship sunk...
@timberwolf27
@timberwolf27 3 жыл бұрын
Hey.. Hey....Capital S ok
@detroitandclevelandfan5503
@detroitandclevelandfan5503 3 жыл бұрын
Lol I can't breathe 🤣
@lyhthegreat
@lyhthegreat 3 жыл бұрын
@@detroitandclevelandfan5503 blm?
@Lucrio40
@Lucrio40 3 жыл бұрын
Engineering a toilet that is so complex that it requires specialized training is, quite possibly, the most German thing I think I've ever heard.
@m.sydneyvern2260
@m.sydneyvern2260 3 жыл бұрын
Next their gonna show how complex their method of how they sweep the floor
@chaosdude0878
@chaosdude0878 3 жыл бұрын
German engineering is the best in the world
@ramonvicentevallesterosric7802
@ramonvicentevallesterosric7802 3 жыл бұрын
Well, that probably made people invent vacuum toilet system
@JohnGeorgeBauerBuis
@JohnGeorgeBauerBuis 3 жыл бұрын
I remember how complicated some French steam locomotives were, and note that it's not just a German thing to use complex solutions to problems.
@jonaselze9316
@jonaselze9316 3 жыл бұрын
Well, it IS just a complicated task to get something out a steeltube against approx. 10-15 Atm Water pressure without cuasig, well, you just saw what happened when it didn't work...
@chrisidoo
@chrisidoo 3 жыл бұрын
*Toilet stops working.* "Hans, get ze scheissemann!"
@lyhthegreat
@lyhthegreat 3 жыл бұрын
damm this cracked me up!
@Tony-112
@Tony-112 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@robertsimpson6873
@robertsimpson6873 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Hans was the Shitman all along he just kidnapped a guy told him to put his uniform on and sink the boat
@thebasedman3209
@thebasedman3209 3 жыл бұрын
Pooperfarten
@TacticalPhoenixYT
@TacticalPhoenixYT 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah it was a CRAPPY design amirite?
@plato9070
@plato9070 3 жыл бұрын
Grandparents: "So what do you want to be when you grow up?" Me: "Shitman"
@benjaminmoore7127
@benjaminmoore7127 3 жыл бұрын
Good choice
@YataTheFifteenth
@YataTheFifteenth 3 жыл бұрын
"Ah reminds me of the old days... scheiße..."
@Shion-cr9sl
@Shion-cr9sl 3 жыл бұрын
@@YataTheFifteenth sauce for your profile?
@YataTheFifteenth
@YataTheFifteenth 3 жыл бұрын
@@Shion-cr9sl I can't find it anymore. Can't even reverse search for it.
@Shion-cr9sl
@Shion-cr9sl 3 жыл бұрын
@@YataTheFifteenth rip
@VioletPistols
@VioletPistols 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine surviving all those years in the war, just to die from a toilet flush.
@jinglejangle3287
@jinglejangle3287 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah man wtf
@itsrockyiv8209
@itsrockyiv8209 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah what a pleb smh
@TheMadVulpen
@TheMadVulpen 3 жыл бұрын
German engineering indeed
@secondlieutenan
@secondlieutenan 3 жыл бұрын
*e n g e n e e r i n g 1 0 0*
@thickboi4304
@thickboi4304 3 жыл бұрын
France president died from getting head.
@georgeamesfort3408
@georgeamesfort3408 3 жыл бұрын
"Mom, grandpa didn't flush the toilet again!" "Sweetie, he must have his reasons"
@jesusisalive3227
@jesusisalive3227 3 жыл бұрын
He was having a flashback!
@georgeamesfort3408
@georgeamesfort3408 3 жыл бұрын
We can say the situation got pretty crappy
@georgeamesfort3408
@georgeamesfort3408 3 жыл бұрын
@@jesusisalive3227 a "flush"back
@jesusisalive3227
@jesusisalive3227 3 жыл бұрын
@@georgeamesfort3408 I almost put that lol
@nightcrawler2126
@nightcrawler2126 3 жыл бұрын
@@georgeamesfort3408 that was... awesome😂
@TheNinjaDC
@TheNinjaDC 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously though, for submarine disasters, having 46 of 50 crew survive is quite impressive & lucky. Considering the survival rate of late war uboats as a whole, this toilet might have actually saved the crews lives vs death by depth charge or mine.
@chaosdude0878
@chaosdude0878 3 жыл бұрын
But the embarrasment the crew had to face...
@frankstared
@frankstared Жыл бұрын
@@chaosdude0878 who gives a s... They lived.
@TheBestGrapefruitGuy
@TheBestGrapefruitGuy Жыл бұрын
@@frankstared 4 of them didn't. Imagine having "Died after U-Boat sunk from improper toilet flush" on your tombstone lmao
@jamsya493
@jamsya493 3 жыл бұрын
The “shitman” line was unexpected from simple history, I almost shat myself from laughter
@d-man9921
@d-man9921 3 жыл бұрын
Ironic
@LostOneOmega
@LostOneOmega 3 жыл бұрын
Shitman #2
@anunentitledmotivatedmille7731
@anunentitledmotivatedmille7731 3 жыл бұрын
¿Beu tu beauntot?
@retsreinyrelgeinthrelaveri1456
@retsreinyrelgeinthrelaveri1456 3 жыл бұрын
@@anunentitledmotivatedmille7731 sorry I don't speak surrender
@awesomebrawel4050
@awesomebrawel4050 3 жыл бұрын
@@retsreinyrelgeinthrelaveri1456 hahahaha
@grandadmiralzaarin4962
@grandadmiralzaarin4962 3 жыл бұрын
"It was overly complicated and required a Specialist." = Just about everything the Germans made
@GameTavern2224
@GameTavern2224 3 жыл бұрын
"Precision" German engineering
@grandadmiralzaarin4962
@grandadmiralzaarin4962 3 жыл бұрын
@@GameTavern2224 The five saddest words you will ever hear, "Hans! Ze transmission broke again!"
@banatul6367
@banatul6367 3 жыл бұрын
@@grandadmiralzaarin4962 "Was?! It will take days to fix! And I don't like the look of that P-47 diving towards us."
@comradekenobi6908
@comradekenobi6908 3 жыл бұрын
I imagine there's some moments where the Specialist went out of vehicles to relieve himself, sadly just hit a landmine on his way there
@GameTavern2224
@GameTavern2224 3 жыл бұрын
@@comradekenobi6908 damn
@_Matsimus_
@_Matsimus_ 3 жыл бұрын
A number 2-boat...........
@mnnchildhood
@mnnchildhood 3 жыл бұрын
wow
@mr.t-7243
@mr.t-7243 3 жыл бұрын
Godverdammt
@mayuyumiwazaki8769
@mayuyumiwazaki8769 3 жыл бұрын
Always glad to see matsimus here
@tapioisaac367
@tapioisaac367 3 жыл бұрын
I'm subbed :)
@5.7moy
@5.7moy 3 жыл бұрын
Matsimus you are a madlad.......
@filipgolonka3758
@filipgolonka3758 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody: The Kriegsmarine: The s h * t m a n
@iamdonetv4631
@iamdonetv4631 3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO😀😀😀😀
@ZIONOMANIA
@ZIONOMANIA 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@svorsvor623
@svorsvor623 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@o.h2202
@o.h2202 3 жыл бұрын
scheibe mann
@aussiemozzie107
@aussiemozzie107 3 жыл бұрын
do you even know what the Kriegsmarine is?
@blasted4094
@blasted4094 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being the most feared boat in the entire world, able to destroy multiple targets without a hassle, having the sophisticated armour just to be destroyed because a crew did his routine in the toilet room.
@joelspringman7748
@joelspringman7748 3 жыл бұрын
They didn't know Schlitt! His favorite beer was Shlitz...
@jasonpereira4024
@jasonpereira4024 Жыл бұрын
@@joelspringman7748 he was the Schlitt
@Murrel.
@Murrel. 3 жыл бұрын
When the u-boat sunk: A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent
@just_a_turtle_chad
@just_a_turtle_chad 3 жыл бұрын
Most people ended up visiting my turtle house under the sea.
@Akunai_
@Akunai_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@just_a_turtle_chad Oooooh who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
@thedearleadersdoctor5814
@thedearleadersdoctor5814 3 жыл бұрын
@Guardian Of Texas Ok after being compacted to a ball of flesh I’d be laughing too Just to inform you on the risks of being a submariner I understand it’s a joke
@Chinaball-fx7gi
@Chinaball-fx7gi 3 жыл бұрын
@@Akunai_ SpongeBob spongepants
@bigdapramirez6157
@bigdapramirez6157 3 жыл бұрын
And some smiled, (like your pfp)
@sturmjager1242
@sturmjager1242 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly one of my favorite stories of German Engineering
@someidiotacrossthestreet5188
@someidiotacrossthestreet5188 3 жыл бұрын
*sad Makarov noises*
@djscottdog1
@djscottdog1 3 жыл бұрын
Engineering proverb. " Is it broken? No ? Then it doesnt have enough features."
@plainmoon2315
@plainmoon2315 3 жыл бұрын
German engineering is the worlds finest
@smartkking4984
@smartkking4984 3 жыл бұрын
Deutsche Qualität
@Joshua_N-A
@Joshua_N-A 3 жыл бұрын
SEKAI ICHI
@AdenUnavailable
@AdenUnavailable 3 жыл бұрын
"Proper toilet operating procedures" First time hearing that sentence
@averageforzaplayer1048
@averageforzaplayer1048 3 жыл бұрын
Defecating
@gurmanrajgill3932
@gurmanrajgill3932 3 жыл бұрын
As if they were some official government guidelines 😂😂😂
@clarkheredia8399
@clarkheredia8399 2 жыл бұрын
"captain, shipmate Hans didn't use proper toilet operating procedures!"
@a_fly_without_wings_is_a_w1981
@a_fly_without_wings_is_a_w1981 3 жыл бұрын
“Uh, Hanz?” “Yes?” “I need to use ze bathroom again....” “Dammit Fynn, We already surfaced 20 minutes ago!!!”
@hoangho6781
@hoangho6781 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Justin-pe9cl
@Justin-pe9cl 3 жыл бұрын
I dizent hav to go befor...
@haowoon8213
@haowoon8213 3 жыл бұрын
Had a can of sardines beforehand I suppose....
@bigsaltsalt3417
@bigsaltsalt3417 3 жыл бұрын
I’m dieing rn
@congratsyoufoundmychannel1098
@congratsyoufoundmychannel1098 3 жыл бұрын
"vwhy didn't you uzse ze toilet vwhen vwe surfazed...?"
@napoleonibonaparte7198
@napoleonibonaparte7198 3 жыл бұрын
It was his “call of duty”.
@tsarnature6587
@tsarnature6587 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Jerraro
@Jerraro 3 жыл бұрын
Call of doo doo
@Captain23rdGaming
@Captain23rdGaming 3 жыл бұрын
I tip my hat to you good sir 🤣
@Arch3r666
@Arch3r666 3 жыл бұрын
thought it was the call of doody
@bernard799
@bernard799 3 жыл бұрын
Call of doo doo advance poo poo
@Hollows1997
@Hollows1997 3 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: The u-boat sunk by a brown torpedo.
@Ranjuw
@Ranjuw 3 жыл бұрын
the high explosive one
@ahnafm.m.z7750
@ahnafm.m.z7750 3 жыл бұрын
Chocolate banana
@Mountainhikers55
@Mountainhikers55 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@johnchristiancanda3320
@johnchristiancanda3320 3 жыл бұрын
Brown submarine.
@The_UPD.
@The_UPD. 3 жыл бұрын
Hey those engines are broken: survived. The smoke is filling up: survived. The toilet ain't working: DEAD
@jackcrossems
@jackcrossems 3 жыл бұрын
Crewman: "CAPTAIN WE'RE TAKING WATER" Captain: "oh poo..."
@christopherg2347
@christopherg2347 3 жыл бұрын
"Loose lips sink ships." And apparently "loose bowels sink boats".
@GuyWithAEpicHat
@GuyWithAEpicHat 3 жыл бұрын
Kid: What did you do during the war? Veteran 1: I jumped out of a plane Veteran 2: I was in a tank Veteran 3: *I was trained to use a high pressure toilet*
@overlord0127
@overlord0127 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@zion_senpai4085
@zion_senpai4085 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@kingcheese1065
@kingcheese1065 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@kennedytheretard975
@kennedytheretard975 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@denisesheldon88
@denisesheldon88 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@torself
@torself 3 жыл бұрын
grandkid: "Grandpa the toilets is clogged!" Grandpa: flashback
@TheShiraz92
@TheShiraz92 3 жыл бұрын
Ahahahahahah aaaaa poooo
@MasonKLutz
@MasonKLutz 3 жыл бұрын
Perfect
@sidestides8504
@sidestides8504 3 жыл бұрын
Son, l-lets not talk about it...
@muhammadazka9671
@muhammadazka9671 3 жыл бұрын
*QUICK ESCAPE THE SUB'S SINKING, KELVIN NO-*
@sidestides8504
@sidestides8504 3 жыл бұрын
@@muhammadazka9671 *BUT IM TAKING A FAT ONE*
@gonzalezag
@gonzalezag 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine coming home from war and your parents are proud of you. Then you say that you were assigned to flush a toilet
@Aoshiwolf
@Aoshiwolf 3 жыл бұрын
How embarrassing...
@rocketsmall4547
@rocketsmall4547 3 жыл бұрын
what do u do? im a seaman ohh what do u do? im waste management specialist
@sullivandidychuk6565
@sullivandidychuk6565 3 жыл бұрын
That’s sad
@Sniper_4_Life
@Sniper_4_Life 3 жыл бұрын
And the worst part ... you failed
@livewellwitheds6885
@livewellwitheds6885 3 жыл бұрын
and failed and sunk a super expensive ship and 3 died due to it
@01chittarihesvarkrishnaput95
@01chittarihesvarkrishnaput95 3 жыл бұрын
This is supposed to be a tragic story of a sinking U-boat, and we're laughing so hard.
@BaDArxz
@BaDArxz 3 жыл бұрын
Can’t imagine being the guy to explain this to high command
@teru797
@teru797 3 жыл бұрын
Lucky for them by the end of the war there wasn't much of a high command left to explain to
@CommanderBow934
@CommanderBow934 3 жыл бұрын
@@teru797 : U Boat Crew : Hey guys instead of reporting to a bunch of dead bodies let’s go to Argentina instead I heard they have nice beach side hotels and great alcohol
@carlost856
@carlost856 3 жыл бұрын
I'd rather surrender as a POW. Then I'll pretend I sabotaged tge boat on purpose
@welkingunther5417
@welkingunther5417 3 жыл бұрын
@@carlost856 Yeah, that would definitely be not embarrassing, unlike the truth, which would be super embarrassing as a whole.
@A_Degenerate_with_Glasses
@A_Degenerate_with_Glasses 3 жыл бұрын
Allied interrogation: Why did you surface? UBoat POW: We flushed the toilet and the sub started sinking! Allied interrogation: What? Uboat POW: What?
@allfatherodin-officiallyun1107
@allfatherodin-officiallyun1107 3 жыл бұрын
Small kid: Grandpa, what did you do during the war? Grandpa: I was a highly skilled expert toilet flusher
@namyr2224
@namyr2224 3 жыл бұрын
Also known as "The Shitman"
@Personwhomakedvids
@Personwhomakedvids 3 жыл бұрын
@@namyr2224 haha
@mubin6729
@mubin6729 2 жыл бұрын
Lel
@valentine3725
@valentine3725 3 жыл бұрын
"Granpa, tell me a story when you where a captain!" Capt. Schlitt:
@NeidhardtDerBlitzschnelle
@NeidhardtDerBlitzschnelle 3 жыл бұрын
4:10 "...as the sh*tman." Me: *Bursts with laughter.*
@lyhthegreat
@lyhthegreat 3 жыл бұрын
the way the man clenched his teeth made it even funnier.
@interestingwiki7006
@interestingwiki7006 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, if you were a teacher, everyone would like history.
@behindthen0thing
@behindthen0thing 3 жыл бұрын
He is a teacher
@shrekogre5174
@shrekogre5174 3 жыл бұрын
Who doesn’t like history?
@arthurmsiska3800
@arthurmsiska3800 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely needed you while I was writing my IGs
@behindthen0thing
@behindthen0thing 3 жыл бұрын
@@arthurmsiska3800 inspector general?
@rayanabuzaineh2772
@rayanabuzaineh2772 3 жыл бұрын
@@shrekogre5174 wassup can a loc come up in your crib?
@DailyDoseDocumentary
@DailyDoseDocumentary 3 жыл бұрын
The term "Silent but Deadly" takes on a far more literal meaning after watching this.
@josepablolunasanchez1283
@josepablolunasanchez1283 3 жыл бұрын
Deadly? Yes, for the crew. Silent? I do not think so...
@reubenpatterson6746
@reubenpatterson6746 3 жыл бұрын
@@josepablolunasanchez1283 no the u-boats are silent tho
@lancecristofer6800
@lancecristofer6800 3 жыл бұрын
world of tanks
@joelspringman7748
@joelspringman7748 3 жыл бұрын
The Silent (but Deadly) Service...
@purpleman11
@purpleman11 3 жыл бұрын
HANS WHY IS THE TOILET LOOKING FUNNY? - freidrich 1919- 1941
@InkblotHyena
@InkblotHyena 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh, scheisse! Literally!"
@KhaledH0
@KhaledH0 3 жыл бұрын
"Also Known as the Shitman"
@YoungYuri19
@YoungYuri19 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@HamidHamimid77
@HamidHamimid77 3 жыл бұрын
Im the shitman
@cavemanlovesmoke4394
@cavemanlovesmoke4394 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta say the germans arent very good at nicknames .
@CaptainM792
@CaptainM792 3 жыл бұрын
4:09
@Joshua_N-A
@Joshua_N-A 3 жыл бұрын
Scheissmann
@oddchickenpatty3528
@oddchickenpatty3528 3 жыл бұрын
Dude took “I’m going to blow up that toilet” to another level
@jevinday
@jevinday 3 жыл бұрын
he was probably an american spy who knew that if he took a massive dump in the submarine that it would sink.
@Yourlocal1di0t
@Yourlocal1di0t 3 жыл бұрын
Ngl this is too underrated
@secretsoldier8155
@secretsoldier8155 3 жыл бұрын
i guess we can say that the man had some explosive diarrhea
@joelspringman7748
@joelspringman7748 3 жыл бұрын
The man's pipes were clogged. Also, the actual pipes were clogged.
@canadiangamer4762
@canadiangamer4762 Жыл бұрын
@@joelspringman7748 those weren't the only things that clogged
@tyronecomblast1078
@tyronecomblast1078 3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely just busted out laughing when he said “also known as... the S*ITMAN” I was not expecting that
@JonatasAdoM
@JonatasAdoM 3 жыл бұрын
Operator: "Sir, U-boat in sonar!" Officer: "-How did you even find it?" Operator:"Must be the toilet flushing sir"
@Cadence-qt2ux
@Cadence-qt2ux 3 жыл бұрын
Good one
@FractalNinja
@FractalNinja 3 жыл бұрын
Well, modern submarines do have special mesh screens to help break up large Co2 bubbles they pump out to reduce disturbances in the water and on the surface
@battleaxejak6494
@battleaxejak6494 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine just doing your business, in a submarine and when your done you hear yelling, and the sub is sinking because you pooped.
@maryjoygelizon4268
@maryjoygelizon4268 3 жыл бұрын
The guy that took a dump: lets just hope future historians dont find out how we sunk
@iamdonetv4631
@iamdonetv4631 3 жыл бұрын
@@maryjoygelizon4268 ,,,s,,,,,,,
@jasonflay8818
@jasonflay8818 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Captain Schlitt sunk his vessel because of a massive Schlitt.
@JohnJohn-hd3qu
@JohnJohn-hd3qu 3 жыл бұрын
Captain Schlitts got the sh*its
@Mountainhikers55
@Mountainhikers55 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@MrBioniclefan1
@MrBioniclefan1 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@demoman8714
@demoman8714 3 жыл бұрын
You need to go to the dankmemes reddit board for that
@ayberkyigit4795
@ayberkyigit4795 3 жыл бұрын
you gotta be schlitting me
@justarandomobserver9573
@justarandomobserver9573 3 жыл бұрын
Captain: Hey guys can someone call the waste disposal unit manager i need him ASAP. Crew: I got it cap, YO SH*TMAN!!! (Yup, that hurts)
@user-te2vs2vt3r
@user-te2vs2vt3r 3 жыл бұрын
German crew member: Sir we're out of torpedoes. German Captain: HANS GIVE ME THE SPICY SAUSAGES AND PREPARE THE BROWN TORPEDO.
@honey_Badger4123
@honey_Badger4123 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Joshua_N-A
@Joshua_N-A 3 жыл бұрын
Wurstorpedo.
@Mountainhikers55
@Mountainhikers55 3 жыл бұрын
What an underrated comment, 😂
@yoeltogarmikael3278
@yoeltogarmikael3278 3 жыл бұрын
Sir I think the torpedo tube is melt functioning
@TheShiraz92
@TheShiraz92 3 жыл бұрын
MUAHAHAHAHAH hilarious
@chadben9532
@chadben9532 3 жыл бұрын
Simple History: We are a serious, academic, historical source for those who are as interested in history as we are. Also simple history: Hey have you heard of the guy who took a dump so big the U-Boat he was on couldn't handle it and exploded?
@wotanami143
@wotanami143 3 жыл бұрын
ChadBen never once have they said they were a serious academic historical source
@generalgta3528
@generalgta3528 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, do you know Tintin?! Please reply to me!
@chadben9532
@chadben9532 3 жыл бұрын
@@generalgta3528 Tintin? U mean the comic chatacter?
@hardeepbabhauri7379
@hardeepbabhauri7379 3 жыл бұрын
Gold
@generalgta3528
@generalgta3528 3 жыл бұрын
@@chadben9532 Yeah! What's in your profile picture?! Please reply to me!
@DizzyDaz1.0
@DizzyDaz1.0 3 жыл бұрын
Hans:release the torpedo! 3:45 Hans:not that kind of torpedo!
@theacethatrunstheplace5942
@theacethatrunstheplace5942 3 жыл бұрын
A toilet that requires a trained specialist to operate? German engineering at its finest
@horuslupercal1249
@horuslupercal1249 3 жыл бұрын
Guess you could say "the submarine went down the drain." (I'll see myself out that was terrible)
@eldermaxson8251
@eldermaxson8251 3 жыл бұрын
You do that
@hoppy5359
@hoppy5359 3 жыл бұрын
I SINK it was a good pun
@iteor7320
@iteor7320 3 жыл бұрын
@HOPPY, please, just please, no...
@abiezerEscude
@abiezerEscude 3 жыл бұрын
@@hoppy5359 ah yes The U-boat-anator.
@hoppy5359
@hoppy5359 3 жыл бұрын
@@iteor7320 i SEA you’re under a lot of PRESSURE from my puns, shall i SUB in some different ones? (Had to edit for the other obvious joke in there)
@guardianbravo8295
@guardianbravo8295 3 жыл бұрын
The title really caught me off guard
@mathiasskrutl2662
@mathiasskrutl2662 3 жыл бұрын
Me to
@JaxvR08
@JaxvR08 3 жыл бұрын
lol same
@theking-wg4oe
@theking-wg4oe 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@scarecore7536
@scarecore7536 3 жыл бұрын
Me to😂
@minedoimperija
@minedoimperija 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@TylerMcL3more
@TylerMcL3more 3 жыл бұрын
The Captain’s name adds extra hilarity to this
@Scav8835
@Scav8835 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, they took a dump so hard, they actually wrecked an entire submarine.
@joelspringman7748
@joelspringman7748 3 жыл бұрын
Sinkers and floaters, right?
@Fathanah123
@Fathanah123 2 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@canadiangamer4762
@canadiangamer4762 Жыл бұрын
All the pipes on that uboat was like f this schlittz i quit
@oden151
@oden151 3 жыл бұрын
"Hey my grandpa was a U-boat crew in 1943" "Really what was his job?" "Flushing toilet"
@johnmagill9496
@johnmagill9496 3 жыл бұрын
Captain Schlitt? Seriously? "So what did you do in war, Grandpa?" "Well...."
@hoangho6781
@hoangho6781 3 жыл бұрын
It just took a dump in totally didn’t sink a sub
@maryjoygelizon4268
@maryjoygelizon4268 3 жыл бұрын
A random angel or demon(depends on where they ended up):so how did u get here U boat crew: we dont want to talk about it
@DerPaulanerr
@DerPaulanerr 3 жыл бұрын
I think this is the first video of simple history were I heard a censored beep 👌🏻😂
@Ricky911_
@Ricky911_ 3 жыл бұрын
No one: Literally no one: Everyone on board: DOES SOMEBODY NOT KNOW HOW TO FLUSH A TOILET AFTER THEY'VE HAD A SHET?!?!
@keeperofeurobeat8421
@keeperofeurobeat8421 3 жыл бұрын
_D H E S G H O S T E N G !_
@Starshina-yo8ue
@Starshina-yo8ue 3 жыл бұрын
DISGUSTANG!
@Interdictiondeltawing
@Interdictiondeltawing 3 жыл бұрын
skibidi bop mm pop
@REDACTEDrose184
@REDACTEDrose184 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@capitalh6490
@capitalh6490 3 жыл бұрын
Disgustæng!
@terminator6552
@terminator6552 3 жыл бұрын
"SIR I DID POO POO, I'M READY FOR FLUSHIES!" Moments before disaster
@longhuynh6111
@longhuynh6111 3 жыл бұрын
Sir I ???
@ThePaperKhan
@ThePaperKhan 3 жыл бұрын
Hello Uncle Red
@45jmo
@45jmo 3 жыл бұрын
Brother? Is that really you?
@terminator6552
@terminator6552 3 жыл бұрын
@@45jmo Brother!?
@Scrapyard24c
@Scrapyard24c Жыл бұрын
Matthew Santoro reference
@vodkavodka8903
@vodkavodka8903 3 жыл бұрын
Hanz wtf have you done Hanz: the toilet was ' *FÜRIOUS* '
@tabe3263
@tabe3263 3 жыл бұрын
4:23 "Captain Shlit"
@xra1750
@xra1750 3 жыл бұрын
There’s a Uboat game and one of the upgrades is literally to improve the toilet flushes
@anthropos366
@anthropos366 3 жыл бұрын
I gotta know the name of that game
@xra1750
@xra1750 3 жыл бұрын
@@anthropos366 Look up UBOAT on steam
@CEOofPhoneCo
@CEOofPhoneCo 3 жыл бұрын
Truly the next gen experience
@calthepeacelovingclover5935
@calthepeacelovingclover5935 3 жыл бұрын
**In the after life** Someone else: "So what are you here for?" U-boat captain: "I took a poo poo" Someone else: "Ah Gonorrhea." U-boat captain: "Nah I couldn't flush the toilet."
@LucasCunhaRocha
@LucasCunhaRocha 3 жыл бұрын
more like "the toilet exploded when I flushed"
@yushless6560
@yushless6560 3 жыл бұрын
F for that crewmember who touched the captains poo poo while swimming inside the flooding U-Boat
@uncovidvaxxforthestrongand3582
@uncovidvaxxforthestrongand3582 3 жыл бұрын
A high pressurized toilet malfunctioned.
@fullmetal-animator
@fullmetal-animator 3 жыл бұрын
"The situation became dire enough" I see what you did there. :p
@IAmTheStig32
@IAmTheStig32 3 жыл бұрын
"German technology is superior!" [laughs in US submarines with air con that don't sink from flushing the toilet]
@abad-enoughdude._.3919
@abad-enoughdude._.3919 3 жыл бұрын
Is that a JoJo reference?
@huaweitabe3349
@huaweitabe3349 3 жыл бұрын
Von Stroheim approved this
@IAmTheStig32
@IAmTheStig32 3 жыл бұрын
@@abad-enoughdude._.3919 If it is then I did it accidentally. I haven't watched that.
@abad-enoughdude._.3919
@abad-enoughdude._.3919 3 жыл бұрын
@@IAmTheStig32 fyi "Is that a JoJo reference?" is a rhetorical question. Ppl will ask it when they see one. Many things are JoJo references whether intentional or not. So, thank you for the JoJo reference.
@waryth4475
@waryth4475 3 жыл бұрын
@Daffa Baharsyah Andysa Rachman Your country's submarine (KRI Nanggala-402) just sunk during training without even getting into war. **laughs in Chinese**
@Mr.Moon16
@Mr.Moon16 3 жыл бұрын
Me scrolling through my KZfaq bored Simple history: U boat sunk by toilet sink, Me: Isn't life getting better
@bakasta2710
@bakasta2710 3 жыл бұрын
Submarine crew: using the disgusting toilet The toilet: goes violent
@s0nnyburnett
@s0nnyburnett 3 жыл бұрын
the toilet is aggressive
@Joshua_N-A
@Joshua_N-A 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder what they ate that made it mad?
@maryjoygelizon4268
@maryjoygelizon4268 3 жыл бұрын
The toilet was a double agent manufactured by a factory owned by the french resistance
@maryjoygelizon4268
@maryjoygelizon4268 3 жыл бұрын
@@Joshua_N-A probably old canned beans
@Joshua_N-A
@Joshua_N-A 3 жыл бұрын
@@maryjoygelizon4268 wastes from something like canned beans are low class wastes. Le Toilet only flush high class ones. If it was a grade A meat, it wouldn't have that issue.
@random-yj9qk
@random-yj9qk 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine training all your life to fight in the war,surviving all that years,to be the guy who controls the toilets in a submarine,and your friends call you "the shitman"
@joelspringman7748
@joelspringman7748 3 жыл бұрын
Apparently, he did a sh*tty job.
@thegirlandthesubmarine7810
@thegirlandthesubmarine7810 Жыл бұрын
@@joelspringman7748 Really, he did a doody job...
@canadiangamer4762
@canadiangamer4762 Жыл бұрын
@@thegirlandthesubmarine7810 what a crappy state of affairs
@Bobuno22
@Bobuno22 3 жыл бұрын
See, This is why they don’t have Taco Bell on submarines
@Bobuno22
@Bobuno22 3 жыл бұрын
@krvnjrcbs tell that to my toilet
@tuuresarolahti7291
@tuuresarolahti7291 3 жыл бұрын
Not because they did not have taco bell in 1945
@chaosdude0878
@chaosdude0878 3 жыл бұрын
If you ate taco bell and used a submarine's toilet, you would cause a catastrophic hull breach
@mszoszo1864
@mszoszo1864 3 жыл бұрын
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
@theemeraldfalcon9184
@theemeraldfalcon9184 3 жыл бұрын
It's spreading...
@toiletpaper6150
@toiletpaper6150 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@SomeRoofKorean
@SomeRoofKorean 3 жыл бұрын
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
@G.O._MEDIA
@G.O._MEDIA 3 жыл бұрын
it starts
@keylens.6900
@keylens.6900 3 жыл бұрын
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
@godmemeswritingandguns1828
@godmemeswritingandguns1828 3 жыл бұрын
*uses valves* “What is noise?” *five seconds later* “Oh Schizer!”
@TheShiraz92
@TheShiraz92 3 жыл бұрын
XD
@godmemeswritingandguns1828
@godmemeswritingandguns1828 3 жыл бұрын
Oh it’s nothin- of schese!
@godmemeswritingandguns1828
@godmemeswritingandguns1828 3 жыл бұрын
What’s ist it? No it’s actually schese!
@Cbrmkn98xs
@Cbrmkn98xs 3 жыл бұрын
Scheisse
@Cocbut
@Cocbut 3 жыл бұрын
Sheiße
@panzertank938
@panzertank938 3 жыл бұрын
Things that can sink a u-boat torpedo, explosive barrel's, bombers,sea mines,toilet
@av1479
@av1479 3 жыл бұрын
I already know this story and it's nice to see that you finally decided to make video on it. ------- He is the unluckiest captain ever.
@caliber-do1cp
@caliber-do1cp 3 жыл бұрын
he missed the chance to say : "captain schlitz answered a call of dooty"
@b4ushoutxyz_66
@b4ushoutxyz_66 3 жыл бұрын
If only his name was captain Schitz
@armyofninjas9055
@armyofninjas9055 3 жыл бұрын
*doody
@Bobbytomface
@Bobbytomface 3 жыл бұрын
“and thats how the name explosive diarrhea was discovered son.” - unknown soldier
@phillawrence6413
@phillawrence6413 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@hoangho6781
@hoangho6781 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@ThisIsJuandao
@ThisIsJuandao 3 жыл бұрын
oh hi bobby didnt expect to see you here
@Palkia8842
@Palkia8842 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on graduating to Azur Lane Shipgirl U-1206.
@yourboishitposts
@yourboishitposts Жыл бұрын
What a horrible fate
@maryjoygelizon4268
@maryjoygelizon4268 3 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine those germans seeing this video and going "you just to go to the toilet didnt you hans you just couldnt hold it in could ya hans"
@FBIagentObama
@FBIagentObama 3 жыл бұрын
*Guy 1 “Oh what do you work as?”* *Guy 2 “I’m a submarine toilet specialist”* *Guy 1 “.....”*
@dragon_ninja_2186
@dragon_ninja_2186 3 жыл бұрын
Guy 2 “Also known as the shitman.
@lyhthegreat
@lyhthegreat 3 жыл бұрын
@@dragon_ninja_2186 ze scheissemann
@thegirlandthesubmarine7810
@thegirlandthesubmarine7810 Жыл бұрын
@@dragon_ninja_2186 Or the doodooman....
@deany4365
@deany4365 3 жыл бұрын
When the turd is so big that it sinks an submarine
@jackietang3789
@jackietang3789 3 жыл бұрын
*Angry U Boat noises*
@lasombra1469
@lasombra1469 3 жыл бұрын
Just like a torpedo
@TheShiraz92
@TheShiraz92 3 жыл бұрын
Once my own turd clogged the toilet
@chandrachacha4964
@chandrachacha4964 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine in space “houston... we have a problem..... toilet breach!!!”
@mightymystery9204
@mightymystery9204 3 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine the exclamation when the accident began, and the reply being, "Exactly!"
@cowby6264
@cowby6264 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine training just to flush a toilet on a U-Boat
@somelegitcrusader6124
@somelegitcrusader6124 3 жыл бұрын
That U-Boat just got "royale" flushed
@joelspringman7748
@joelspringman7748 3 жыл бұрын
Ain't that the sh*ts?!
@viralshortssport
@viralshortssport 3 жыл бұрын
What's the worst way to die? 1. Inside an u-boat 2. Inside an airplane 3. Inside a tank
@joerodgers3318
@joerodgers3318 3 жыл бұрын
grandpa what did you do in the war? toilet specialists my child
@spanishboysmodels2876
@spanishboysmodels2876 3 жыл бұрын
The British ship- “did anyone shoot it,no weird”
@steamrocker5401
@steamrocker5401 3 жыл бұрын
British Soldiers: how did your U-Boat sink again? German Captain: Die Toilette ist kaputt gegangen.... Edit: just to quell the debate raging below, i used google translate... Mein Deutsch ist Scheiße
@LSTNSCRFN
@LSTNSCRFN 3 жыл бұрын
@NG JAN HAO Moe no you say die Toilette ist kaputt (mit nicht gegangen)
@Adhjie
@Adhjie 3 жыл бұрын
gegendie bvekam moewe
@musAKulture
@musAKulture 3 жыл бұрын
@@LSTNSCRFN omg i actually understood! my ex's german lesson paid off
@michakrupa5963
@michakrupa5963 3 жыл бұрын
Alternative anwser: Schieße
@SiPakRubah
@SiPakRubah 3 жыл бұрын
What does it mean?
@jeandarck8695
@jeandarck8695 2 жыл бұрын
"Just the mental image, to be that guy who f*cked it up." - SovietWomble while having a giggle fit.
@collingifford8924
@collingifford8924 3 жыл бұрын
I love your animations!!! You make history something that I actually want to watch!
@samkangal8428
@samkangal8428 3 жыл бұрын
Funny how the Captain is reading "Die Kriegsmarine" on the toilet.🌊
@Brokenrocktail
@Brokenrocktail 3 жыл бұрын
That literally means "the navy"
@samkangal8428
@samkangal8428 3 жыл бұрын
@@Brokenrocktail Today its just called Marine. Kriegsmarine means Warnavy.
@woutwezenbeek2207
@woutwezenbeek2207 3 жыл бұрын
When you flush the toilet but the water starts rising Normal people: oh no U boat crew: screaming
@joelspringman7748
@joelspringman7748 3 жыл бұрын
When a toilet floods on a submarine...
@thegirlandthesubmarine7810
@thegirlandthesubmarine7810 Жыл бұрын
@@joelspringman7748 That's a disgusting way for the submarine to get sunk....HAHAHAHAHA!!!
@panthir6720
@panthir6720 3 жыл бұрын
"And submarines are coming soon" -Wargaming 2019
@JustAnotherUser565
@JustAnotherUser565 3 жыл бұрын
I love it when the jokes write themselves. I mean come on, the U-boat captain's name is Schlitt. The irony is priceless.
@johnyricco1220
@johnyricco1220 3 жыл бұрын
Alternative titles: Captain’s Log Loose Bowels Sink Ships 20,000 Flushes Under the Sea
@thegirlandthesubmarine7810
@thegirlandthesubmarine7810 Жыл бұрын
Eeeeeeeeewwwwww!!!!
@BusterBuizel
@BusterBuizel 3 жыл бұрын
No one show this to Soviet Womble or else he’ll die of laughter
@abnwil3873
@abnwil3873 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh im sending it to him via whatsapp
@zerstorer5006
@zerstorer5006 3 жыл бұрын
Why does somebody doesn’t know how to flush a teulet after dey’ve had a schet? Disgustäng!
@generalgta3528
@generalgta3528 3 жыл бұрын
4:05 The WC Waste Disposal Unit Manager who was also known among the crew as the 'Shitman'. More like *'Shitler'!*
@carkid266
@carkid266 3 жыл бұрын
Image beimg called "ay shitman. Go clean the pypes!"
@billmcsill4274
@billmcsill4274 3 жыл бұрын
This post was made by the torpedo officer gang
@amostlypeacefulmassshooting
@amostlypeacefulmassshooting 3 жыл бұрын
Call of Doody: Septic Ops I also appreciate the liberal use of defecation sound effects throughout the video. It really adds to the immersion
@trustmeimaplaguedoctor4967
@trustmeimaplaguedoctor4967 3 жыл бұрын
Only those trained highly to flush will make it back from this op not all of you will return
@paauggie
@paauggie 2 жыл бұрын
amazing story - thankyou for posting
@colbyphillips7039
@colbyphillips7039 3 жыл бұрын
Finally the video I've been waiting for.
@luigidisanpietro3720
@luigidisanpietro3720 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if this was *WAR THUNDER* (The reenactment of water and cr*p filling the submarine)
@TheShiraz92
@TheShiraz92 3 жыл бұрын
I wish
@ExtraSpicyRice
@ExtraSpicyRice 3 жыл бұрын
4:10 Damn that was unexpected
@professionalidiot8161
@professionalidiot8161 3 жыл бұрын
I just saw the title and I was like “what this dude eatin, taco ball?”
@GeorgeSemel
@GeorgeSemel 3 жыл бұрын
Managed to live a long life, it was pretty much a one-way trip for the U-boats at that stage of the war. I use to fly helicopters in support of offshore oil production in the Gulf of Mexico. I was based in Freeport, south of the base, on the beach, when the tides when out there were the remains of a german u-boat. I use to fly over it every now and again. There is another lost U-boat sunk very close to Block Island in RI- early in my flying career before helicopters- I have flown airplanes to there a lot in the 1970s.
@P3TER116
@P3TER116 3 жыл бұрын
If you are reading this I hope you have an amazing day and godbless you guys stay safe ❤️
@dt80cc84
@dt80cc84 3 жыл бұрын
thx
@Ibangedyourmum69
@Ibangedyourmum69 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks mate
@brycepeterson1969
@brycepeterson1969 3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations you’re actually first
@qpplayz3720
@qpplayz3720 3 жыл бұрын
Man you deserve a sub
@jimboonie9885
@jimboonie9885 3 жыл бұрын
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