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Kim Il Sung: default dictator Kim Jong Il: OCD Kim Jong Un: Bond villain

"I don't like that there are so many short people" *Maybe if you gave them some fucking food*

MacArthur: Nuke Em! Truman: No! MacArthur: NUKE EM! Truman: NO! MacArthur: AH COME ON! Truman: You’re fired!

Surprised that the earth’s gravity isn’t affected by kim’s gravitational pull

Back during Kim Il-sung's 'reign', a North Korean student in Havana somehow got my address. I received newspapers, magazines, and the collected works of Kim Il-sung. The books were bound in rich leather with gold-edged paper and gold leaf stamping. In the newspapers & magazines, EVERY picture included him & he was always referred to as 'Marshal Kim Il-sung, the beloved father & leader of 40 million Korean people'. That figure included the population of South Korea, too, of course. I often wondered what my mailman thought. LOL!

It really baffles me how one person can sit there with a weight problem knowing there's millions of people literally starving because of his decisions. Some people really are cruel monsters

Kim Jong-il barely stood at 5'4" yet he wanted rid North Korea of short people.

Didn’t expect to end on such a hopeful note. I love it!

A strict pet policy ? It's even more hellish than I thought

3:30 kim il sung 1948-1994 4:43 kim Jong il 1994-2011 6:19 kim Jong un 2011- current

Gosh I feel so sorry for the people who live there

Kim Jong Un’s the type of guy who reads the terms and conditions on a website and clicks “I disagree”

I went to a zoo in North Korea that only had one animal, a dog. It was a Shih Tzu!

I love the sarcastic undertones on this

“Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe.” Billy Joel

And ironically, Kim Il Sung was killed by his own son. 😂😂😂😂😂

People: “yo we are starving” NK: here’s a zoo

I like the part when Kim jun un said it’s kiming time and kimed everywhere

As dictators go this is one of the worst. 0% empathy 100% cruelty

1:07 Screw zodiac signs which North Korean hair cut are you?!

The most unbelievable thing I found in this video is that people actually immigrate to North Korea. I'm like wtf..?

Sponsor is from 2:00 to 3:05

Honestly the rice thing reminds me of when azula had a breakdown in Avatar the last airbender and almost murdered her servant over cherries having a pit in them.

When Jong Il died, they tied his casket to the top of a '74 Lincoln Town Car. Kind of like a Christmas tree.....

Juche sounds a lot like the idea of "pulling yourself up by your bootstraps"

He had the short people "sent away" pretty sure they're in a mass grave somewhere above the 38th parallel

"Kim is a big kid who just wants to have fun" this is my sign to get sleep!

Rodrigo Duterte on Kim Jong-Un: "He is an overgrown man-child, playing with one of the most dangerous toys on the planet. He's a maniac."

you are doing good stuff

Thank you for sharing such a high-quality video. I can tell that you put a lot of thought and care into making it. Keep up the excellent work!

Kim Jong-Un also has a flashy female dancing team for his military parades.

I didn't even know you COULD immigrate to North Korea

Kim Jong-il just didn't like the South Koreans being taller than him. That's why he disliked short people 💀

Mans making Kim look like a happy Korean

Dam, that short people banishment was really cold.

As a historian you're a top tier youtuber 🤣🤣🤣

I can feel the sarcasm radiating off the intro of this video.

"Just a big kid who wants to have fun" what a description

A country so depressing, even the zoo animals take up unhealthy habits to cope.

whoever makes the thumbnails really is just having a blast with Mukbang Kim Jong Un

Fun fact. There are politians in South Korea, still believe in "Juche" taught by Kim Ilsun.

Yo I’m getting empires and puzzles today! That promo was fire 🔥🔥🔥

A history that added Dennis rodman the NBA rebounder player.

Another good ol' Simple History video as always! The thumbnail alone is already crazy lol.

I thought this was gonna be a another compilation of their videos

Man I was digging the video but the sponsor’s voice just killed the vibe.

If you were born where they were born and taught what they were taught, you would believe what they believe.

Leader of North Korea can leave the country, but did you know that those who are there can't leave the country unless they have been freely allowed to leave the country...

The hollering in the Empires and Puzzles was a whole lot for me. 😮

I love how north Korea is the ONLY place you can wear that haircut and be taken seriously 😂😂

Finally, a video that isn’t a compilation.

Kim Jon Un is literally Joffery from GOT.

I'm sorry who in their right mind immigrated to North Korea? Did they lose a bet or something?

I had to check the date to see whether or not it's April 1st due to the glaring positivity on this video

Another shining example of a worker's paradise. SMH.

What is the song during the Ad’s?!? 2:53 I Always hear it on every Kings&Generals “War in The Pacific-Weeks by Week” video series they are doing

This is the first time a KZfaq channel mentions Trumps peace talks with North Korea without trying to slam him for simmering down conflict with one of our enemies

3:50 Gen Pak Hong Yong .. seems to be a real leader who opposed Kim dynasty without fear.. indeed exceptions are everywhere, while most of North Koreans are scared of their dictator, this legend boldly opposed (a true sign of democratic leader)... Homage to his sacrifice...

I love how the narrator sounded kind of confused when he read Kim Jong-il's part in the video. Kim Il-sung and Kim Jong-un really do seem to be able administrators who spend a lot of time and energy in running the country, Kim Jong-il was just a madman who ate cold hamburgers.

Hey Simple, you guys should make one about people defecting from North Korea. That'd be interesting also.👍

Grampa Kim's "self-reliance" isn't a positive thing. It's how he shifted the blame for everyone's starvation from his policy decisions to the people who, unlike himself, actually had to follow his stupid and cruel ideas.

Personally I dont see North Korea truly being freed unless their old government is changed with ending the Kim rule or at the very least heavily reformed

I like this video it is very interesting and simple at same time It is very easy to understand, explaining about how dictators of North Korea lived and what they done, my favorite part is about that Kim tried to solve the hunger, but he wasn't been able, lol I guess?..

I'm surprised that the earth's gravity was not effected by kim's gravitational pull (LMAO)

You may eventually need to make a video on Kim yo jong (his sister)

two things the Kim dynasty inherits north korea a heart attack

What do you mean Majin Boo is in power in North Korea and nobody talks about it???

How’d these guy’s never get assassinated????

That app in the ad, might be the worst game I’ve ever seen in my entire life. That’s up there with ET for Atari

What happened to all the short people who were rounded up?

Lovely Animation.

When you said that kin John hu picks the haircuts out of a 80s magazine but Elvis was on the page he died in 1978

i just love that thumbnail those north korean related videos have 😂

Macho Man: "Oh yeah!"

15 haircuts 😱 that’s way too much democracy for my taste

Crazy to think the dogs ate better than most of the citizens

I referred to the Executive Director of the place where I once worked as "Dear Leader", in homage to Kim Jong-il. She was stupid enough to think that it was a term of affection! 😆

6:05 I don’t know why but this fact actually gave me a cramp from laughing so hard

Such a peace loving guy

The thumbnail: nIcO AVaCaDo

"What, Lana, it's _none_ of those things! Its not democratic, not a republic, and definitely not _glorious._ Jesus, watch Frontline _once_ in your life!"

Should edit this speechtrack to cuts of harry kim from Voyager, that would be fitting.

Hello Simple History

Make a video on Rhodesian Bush war

It's very common in asia for household helpers to check rice for stones to avoid shattering teeth, having someone check the rice to avoid stones is probably where the idea for "uniformity and plumpness" comes from.

Who The Heck Gave Them Nukes..

Russia and China: we pretend we never see this.

video starts at 3:30

Any sources on any of this info or is it all "Dude my brothers uncles aunts friends niece said they do this there"

Where can I apply for North Korean citizenship?

What a way to portrait ngl

the jokes in this episode are in point

8:31 lol in real life “Rocket man” barely comes up to Trumps chin.

Just a correction: Trump crossing the DMZ was in 2019. 2018 was the Singapore Summit.

And they call this Communism?

Things aren't going well for the US, South Korea, or North Korea. Recently military tensions have been rising again.

15 Hair cuts? I was not aware, that it is possible to have so many different ways of hair cut anyway...

Something I find interesting about North Korea is you can see that as the generations carry on the more and more even the state will start to believe it's pedso religious and cult like propaganda regarding the Kim Jong Dynasty. If you look into the mythology Kim Il-sung used to take power he pretty much made Kim Jong-il into some kind of demi-Christ figure for the North Koreans Kim Il-sung was leading and turned Paektu Mountain and the Forests surrounding it (where his army was held up) into some kind of holy land after establishing North Korea. North Koreans are expected at some point in their lives to visit the site at least once like some kind of pilgrimage so they can see the cabin Kim Jung-suk and Kim Jong-il "lived" while Kim Il-sung was leading the "revolution." Funniest thing about it is this is supposed to be a very special site according to their propaganda (like pretty much equivalent to the manger Christ was born in for them)... but when Kim Jong-il took over in 1991 he visited the site as part of his taking leadership and made comments about the place as if he had never been there before and was shocked by how beautiful a site it was... because Kim Jong-il was born in China while Kim Il-sung had gone into exile after a defeat and even after Kim Il-sung returned to his army that WAS camped on Paektu he left Kim Jong-suk and Kim Jong-il in China for their safety, they did not join him back in North Korea until the campaign gained ground and started pushing South. Both Kim Jong-il and his father Kim Il-sung knew all that mythical child stuff was all made up to rally the people following Kim Il-sung... Kim Jong-un on the other hand was raised to believe the mythology of his father's foretold birth and as the last remaining members of his father's inner circle die there are fewer and fewer people in on the truth that is all BS made up to control the population they could never and would never provide for. Once the leadership falls for the lies they use to control their people; that nation is doomed to emploide in fantastic ways, chances are right now there are a handful of Generals/Oligarchs pulling the strings to keep themselves wealthy while feeding Kim Jong-un to his own delusions, chances are North Korea under the Kim Jong Dynasty has at most one generation left before it faces a revolution from the people or cupe from the military.

Kill on sight comes to mind.