The Nagelsmann sacking in favor of Tuchel was one of the dumbest decisions of any Club ever

Coman's streak couldn't overcome Kane's curse

Honestly the most Harry Kane thing to happen now would be to get injured before the Euros and then England goes on to win the thing without him

It's legit hilarious that the club who can now permanently end Kane's chance of a trophy in his debut season at Bayern is Arsenal.

There are only 3 certain things in life: Death, Taxes, Patrik Schick scoring after the 90th minute.

not even ballack was this unlucky 💀

Get this man to 300k, then and maybe then will Kane win a trophy.

"Thomas Tuchel, sad" is probably the best description of Bayern Munich this season.

Xabi Alonso over here playing manager career mode irl lmao.

A reminder: Bayern BOUGHT Nagelsman for a prize that was THE BIGGEST IN HISTORY amd sacked him when he was doing good in League, country cup amd Champions League.😂

So Kingsley Coman has his first season without a trophy... Interesting

as a chelsea fan, i feel really bad for kane, he's such a good striker and never managed to win anything and is at his 30's

My guy delivering again Bless your work bro

I cannot even imagine what’s going on inside Harry Kane’s head right now 😂

Regret not putting a bet down for kane not winning a trophy this season. I should have believed in the curse.

Feel bad for the man, and sad for my team because never again in my lifetime I’ll see an 11 years streak of winning the bundesliga, but it has to happen and I’m glad that Leverkusen are the ones winning it. Well deserved. Now hopefully we keep our talent and finally get a good coach. And get rid of the egos

Harry Kane, for the love of God go visit a witch doctor at this point 😂😂😂😂😂

The petty Arsenal fan in me is laughing and gleefully rubbing my hands together watching Granit Xhaka once again smiting Harry Kane. But that's not a pleasant way to be! It's just awesome to see Leverkusen riding high on uniquely suitable tactics for their motley assortment of "when did he get THAT good?" talent. They're playing as though to say "What IS history even?" and marching to a future when they are immortalized as club legends. Meanwhile, back to that petty Arsenal fan, oh man oh man are we catching Bayern at the right time for us and the wrong time for them! In terms of narratives and demon-slaying, our season and Leverkusen's could be tied in destiny as defined by beating Bayern Munich. And I think that's beautiful. Cheers, T! Your vids are just wonderful, and this one delivered big.

You can get the man out of Tottenham, but you can't get the Tottenham out of the man.😅

secondkusen, the spurs of germany, the club that chokes right at the end, cannot even overcome harry kane's curse.

Curse is so strong, even I believe it 💀

The unluckiest man on the planet not just Germany lol Its like he doesnt wanna win trophies

That stare KEKW ...but Bayern was on a falling branch before he joined Bundesliga.

5:28 "they don't know how to deal with farts counters" 😂

after Benfica curse here we have another official curse---Harry Kane curse

Harry Kane could go to PSG and Lille would end up winning the league

Thanks Tinashe! I really enjoyed the video

The only one u can blame for what is going on at Bayern are the Players. The 2 German games proved this. So many Players that are in the starting 11 in Bayern and guaranteed nominated for the national team weren't nominated or on the pitch, and we played so much better against France and the Netherlands then with the Bayern Players in the 2 years before that. Coincidence ? I don't think so

"Bayer Neverlusen" 💀

Really enjoyed your video 🙌🏻

Loving the content. Keep it up 🙏

Fantastic watch as always bro! This is actually one of the most hilarious storylines of this season 😂. Coz people aren't gonna add all the context when it comes to bantering him lol. Will be interesting to see tho if Bayern can somehow conjure something up in the UCL.

Let's be real, he has a contract till summer 2027. He is basically quarenteed to win the league at least once during that period. Though it sure is funny that he doesn't win anything this season.

same situation as ronaldo with juve, team declining and in transition

every time i think to myself "football iconic hasnt uploaded in a while", i see this guy upload a video. What a legend, he can read my mind.

5:50 "13 points off the top, and even only 3 and 7 points ahead of Stuttgart and Dortmund." There is a big chance Bayern Munich will finish outside Top 2 for the first time since what happened in 2010/11, if Stuttgart and Dortmund maintained a good run again. I guess, it will be similar to Real Madrid in 2003/04 season. They somehow finished 4th at the end of the season after being top of the table in La Liga by the end of February, losing the very last 5 games, at that time.

One of my favorite channels on YT.

Surely - SURELY - Bayer are going to break that Neverkusen tag.... Surely. There, I've jinxed it.

Mercury in the microwave genuinely got me 😂

Normal service in Germany will likely be resumed next year.

They've just lost again 3-2 to some team beginning with the letter H 😂😂😂.

The sad thing for Kane is that because his value the timing, Bayern was his only option.

I was waiting for this video xD

as a Gunner, I follow Bayer Leverkusen mainly because of Xhaka. Leverkusen just need 3 more wins, and Bundesliga title will be theirs. Happy for Xhaka.

The law of averages has some power lifting to do with Kane....

When the 33rd degree masons came knocking Kane said, "erm, yeah, no, erm I don't fink so." Since then he hasn't been allowed too much success.

So a team with “Bayer” in the name will top the Bundesliga table … I’ve missed your videos. Welcome back!

Tuchel has never been so honest in his self assessment 😅 This is not the first time he has said....guys, we are actually shit, i have no comforting words. This started before he was confirmed sacked

As a Dortmund supporter, this feels really good. Distance makes the heart grow fonder - same with beating Bayern or them not winning anything. When THAT happens, it's good times all around 😅

Marco Reus & Harry Kane, unluckiest and most loyal footballers (staying 10+ years at tottenham is exceptional)

The Kane curse is real

I love watching your videos! Keep up the good work buddy!

The universe literally created one of the best team ever seen in German outta nowhere to keep Harry Kane trophy-less. I havr no idea which deity Harry pissed off, but he really needs to apologise

No worries. Even without trophy Kane still has his PRIDE armband 😂😂😂

You could make a video talking about Adriano (emperor of Inter) history, would be amazing and can connect to what's been happening with Richarlison in some ways

My Favourite Mr Tinashe. Can you also do Kaizer Chiefs being Cursed 😢

At this point. I genuinely feel sad for this man.

5:28 thanks for prewritten Subtitles but I wouldnt be sure how to deal with those kinda counters either xD

It's Wild for sure

Great video

I love your videos!

It's the history of the Tottenham... 😄

It's a season to forget... except the Harry Kane records and goals

Munich have downed tools like a child "what?! This is our league! Stop winning games levekusen!"

Kane of course had no idea, but he joined a cursed team.

That poor poor man

Its Tottenham effect 😂

and their numbers are very good. 27 games, 31 goals and 7 assists. this curse is surreal

The beat thing is the fact that bayern are going to lose to probably the most cursed team in the top 5 leagues, Kane's curse was so bad it ended up overcoming neverkusan curse.

Kane is literally breaking records.....its not his fault.....hes one of the few world class players that exist and you can count them on youe hands man.....hell win something there. No question....

still waiting for the "longer" Inter Milan video you mentioned on the Liverpool/United video.

This season will end super cruel for them, losing in the UCL final on penalties.

I think nowadays we take promising managers to quickly away from their first job. They need at least 2/3 years experience before leaving. Arteta is just a freak of nature though.

I think something else that’s very funny about Harry Kane being this cursed is that, if he had stayed with Tottenham I think they really could’ve threatened the premier league title this year

It's going to be hilarious when Stanišić comes back into the Bayern dressing room with a bundesliga winners medal next season and Harry Kane is still trophyless

Scoring in finals usually helps players break their curse.

"Thomas Tuchel, sad" 😂

At this point, bro needs a deep hug and his teammates from Spurs and Bayern have to for a whole week. To think about Xabi, Mourinho was 40-42 when he won UCL with Porto and made Chelsea dominated the English football. Xabi is still 42, I have very high hopes on his future. Imagine how many things he will win in 10-15 years

Funniest part of this season is that Harry Kane has been scoring more than he did last season but cuz Leverkusen has been exceptional and Bayern have been awful by their high standards Kane will go another season without a trophy. Tuchel really has fallen off and I worry he won't get another chance at a top team for awhile. All that to say kudos to Xabi Alonso and Leverkusen yall really have fought for this Bundesliga title.

It doesn't help that the dressing room is like American and Russian relations after WWII, you've got Kimmich, De Ligt, Davies (and allegedly Musiala) wanting out for various different reasons, players in key positions are ageing and past their prime, Tuchel's tactics just don't work and he's gone on record saying it's because his players suck and it isn't because he's made some awful tactical choices (this Bayern team isn't anywhere near Robbery but it should still be good enough to wipe the floor with any German team not named Bayer Leverkusen, Borussia Dortmund or RB Leipzig). Seeing as Xabi isn't leaving Leverkusen next season, and there hasn't been too much interest for quite a few Leverkusen players (not yet anyway), added to the fact that they may feel incentivized to stay on next season if they win the league this season, Bayern probably isn't winning the league next season either, unless they go crazy in the transfer window and buy a new defense. Either way, transitional Bayern will be interesting to watch.

The first curse was being an Arsenal fan as a kid but becoming Tottenham's greatest ever goalscorer.

lotta great title races then their is psg benching the best player in the world during their biggest match and still clear of 12 pts off the top lol

Kane couldn't win a trophy raffle even if he bought all the tickets.

Where did you get that photo of Newcastle united's trophy cabinet?

He came to Bayern at their weakest point in years tbh. Bayerns subscription to the championship is over. it even would have been over last season if Dortmund hadn't performed so poorly

Im shambles as a Chelsea fan.. well its been almost 2 years years many of our former players foing good elsewhere 😭😭

It's a stretch to call him the unluckiest man. He earns well, he scores goals, creates goals. It's really not his fault.

I am in tears for Harry 😢

he had to soak in seven different oases to get rid of bad luck 😂

Kane being spursy at Bayern Munich...his curse can never be broken 🤣⛳

And here I was...being told by tactical geniuses on Twitter that Thomas Tuchel is a tactical genius that wouldn't lose winnable games and tournaments. Huh!

Well at least Kane will most likely win the goal scorer trophy. You could already see last season that Leverkusen under Alonso was cooking something. Normally Bayern buys the best player from other clubs who threatens its leadership position but not this season they went international with their squad additions. Bayern is really under-performing and way to thin squad-wise. Great video as usual

You need to react to your “how good was the 2020/21 season” video!

Spurs of Germany

Oh man....

You'll see next season!

Tuchel should never have left Chelsea....

"Mercury in the mircowave 💀"

When's the Inter Milan video coming man??? waiting eagerly..

Tuchel is lucky that people only talked about Kane being cursed. One of the most overrated managers in the world right now.