The Weirdest Commercials On TV

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It's your boy Nick Bolton back at it again with some more ridiculous commercials!
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@kartoffelbuffer 4 жыл бұрын

How did Nick Bolton miss the chance to say "But the taclight...still inTACt"????? I don't trust that guy

@lol-zr4iy 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@glitchgwen470 4 жыл бұрын

THEY EVEN LIE ABOUT HIM BEING IN THE MILITARY! I DON'T TRUST ANYONE INVOLVED WITH THE TACLIGHT

@hertzxuff6579 4 жыл бұрын

c h u n k

@roulxskaard8459 3 жыл бұрын

Why even would you? All he is is a "Big strong man" that likes to lie about flashlights. Just sayin. :/ hehe, yay, three likes :')

@kateg5763 3 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@samw4408 3 жыл бұрын

‘military grade’ is the dumbest selling point i swear, the military pays as little as possible for bulk supplies so half the time it sucks

@laurenmarzocca3903 3 жыл бұрын

i work for the military and yes, the technology is VERY outdated lol.

@RepKyle95 3 жыл бұрын

Anyone who buys or promotes something as "military grade" has never served in the military. Military grade isn't something to brag about 😂

@francheskasoto730 3 жыл бұрын

My dad and mom are in, some of the stuff they get is really nice but most of it is shit

@AssemblyWizard 3 жыл бұрын

yet this is a big selling point for VPN ads - "military grade encryption", which everyone already use daily 🤦

@captainflowers748 3 жыл бұрын

I mean.. I been in the military cadets (The RAAF cadets) and I had yet to even hear anything say "this is military grade". Only time I even see the word "military grade" is in games such as Fallout.

@MF-XYLYL 3 жыл бұрын

Nick promoting his products: I'm literally in a tank and you're not.

@TheGh0st_Cat 3 жыл бұрын

*I am your dad, Nick, get out of the bloody tank*

@bradentheman1373 3 жыл бұрын

Ur pfp is.. it just is is

@naurnaurnaurnaur792 3 жыл бұрын

@@bradentheman1373 skin gun?

@jasonander4964 3 жыл бұрын

@@naurnaurnaurnaur792 oh my god I took a closer look I just thought it was cardboard

@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 3 жыл бұрын

I guess you can say that your pfp is... *a finger gun?*

@floppyj.burger5402 3 жыл бұрын

I like how when it was "ran over by a tank" it wasnt even there in the shot. they just put it there in the next shot

@hopingstare8980 2 жыл бұрын

yeah

@SpencerPEvans 2 жыл бұрын

wElL oBvIoUsLy, thE fLaShLiGgT cAn cAmOfLagE witH thU gRouND sInCe itS mIlItArY tUfF!

@j.p.blackcoyote Жыл бұрын

It just rolled over to the bushes and then rolled back when the danger passed

@mrmeu3480 9 ай бұрын

4:20

@Xionarra 8 ай бұрын

I thought this too so I watched the original taclight pro video that Danny's watching on yt. It actually is there believe it or not

@abigaildespina4689 5 жыл бұрын

"It's built like a tank! When you drop it, it doesn't break!" ... WHEN HAVE YOU EVER DROPPED A TANK?!

@thegoatcarnival 4 жыл бұрын

And last I checked tanks get destroyed when run over by tanks.

@abireid697 4 жыл бұрын

I dropped my tank 2 mins ago, when do you not drop your tank?

@ohheyitsguy 4 жыл бұрын

Have you never seen the A team movie?

@haileyirene1394 4 жыл бұрын

I’m so clumsy, I keep dropping my tank in the icecream isle at Walmart

@justabookishreader 4 жыл бұрын

If only this commercial had come out when Ant Man did, because that would have been perfect, cuz if you recall, the tank got shrunk and was put on a key ring. Just sayin

@nighthawk4502 4 жыл бұрын

As a guy who’s in the Air Force, I can easily say that all of us are military tough, and we can withstand being run over by tanks. We also have Nick Bolton inside of us.

@youngfunny1824 4 жыл бұрын

Oh no, that last sentence. I have a dirty mind haha.

@Chaimaaxox 4 жыл бұрын

@@youngfunny1824 hahahaahaha

@adrenalineactivate 4 жыл бұрын

Kinky ;)

@provthegoat7780 4 жыл бұрын

There’s just a man inside of you with all of your actual organs inside lol

@MerlijnMol. 4 жыл бұрын

you are airforce so its probably a dick and not nick bolton

@MikeyJBlakeJR 3 жыл бұрын

[9:19] "Look, ordinary sunglasses just make things darker." ...yeah, nick. That's what they're designed to do.

@the_actual_alex 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: the tank shown in these ads is a British chieftain, a tank with a crew of 4, so nick cant even drive it

@alexpaulk2819 10 ай бұрын

Um what are you talking about??? Nick Bolton is military tough, and the tank is not tactical enough for it to have a crew of 4. He’s the most tactical guy so he can drive it all by himself.

@Roddy556 7 ай бұрын

Well the Chieftain only needs one person to operate as the driver but you are correct, Nick can not drive it.

@woodpecker4044 6 ай бұрын

huh? I don't think you know how tanks work

@maddieb.4282 5 ай бұрын

@@woodpecker4044huh? I don’t think you know how humorous comments work

@Theunicorn2012 5 ай бұрын

Fun fact; the tank shown in these ads is a British cheifain, a tank with a crew of 4, so nick cant even drive it

@irlsloth5250 4 жыл бұрын

After being in the marines, hearing something being labelled "military grade" immediately makes me think it's a piece of garbage that breaks after a few uses, and for whatever reason, no matter what it's made of, it's smells like wet dog.

@MorriganSlayde 4 жыл бұрын

My dad thought it would be funny to feed us kids his thirty year old rations once. Anyway you still have your teeth too or nah?

@Emily.T26 4 жыл бұрын

My step mother was in the army and she said much the same things about military equipment. Thank you for your service

@mono3941 3 жыл бұрын

@Ryan Brandt bruh 'you're' is the correct way of saying, idk why you correcting it to 'your'

@Phantomwise2 3 жыл бұрын

@@mono3941 , you are confused. "You're" is a contraction for "you are." So the comment is actually saying "thanks for you are service." OP's service is a noun, something belonging to them so "your" is correct.

@mono3941 3 жыл бұрын

@@Phantomwise2 ah ok, sorry for that :/

@comma3518 4 жыл бұрын

“Most sunglasses just darken” Me: isn’t that what sunglasses do... they... darken...they darken the sun...

@malayfellaz 4 жыл бұрын

Nah it suppose to make you look cool not to be practical.

@notsoobnie4577 4 жыл бұрын

@@malayfellaz I think it's both?

@juliebear6413 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but... sometimes you need sunglasses in TACTICAL situations

@redacted5078 4 жыл бұрын

No. They're for you to look *MILITARY PRACTICAL*

@cibianray3065 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@TenTonNuke 3 жыл бұрын

"Have you ever been in a tank?" As a gunner on an Abrams, I'm one of the few people who can say yes. And dropping from a height and submerging in water is really bad for a tank. It's a 70 ton uranium behemoth, not a rubber ball.

@flyingplatypus7272 Жыл бұрын

Uranium? Is there any depleted uranium in the abrams armor?

@TenTonNuke Жыл бұрын

@@flyingplatypus7272 Yes. It's dense so it stops anti-tank rounds. But that means any time a tank blows up, you have to treat the area like a hazmat site.

@sitfish1113 Жыл бұрын

@@TenTonNuke Damm I never knew that. That's kinda cool but also a little worrying lol

@Woopor Жыл бұрын

That seems like a really good idea though just costing tanks with radioactive materials so any bomb that gets even close just detonates before it’s close and any people trying to hijack your tank get space tetanus

@clyde-or-monty Жыл бұрын

@@WooporSPACE TETANUS LMFAOO

@2445elijah 3 жыл бұрын

Here's a fun facts about "Military grade" in reference to products. It refers to the product being durable but also cheap, so it won't last as long as you'd think, essentially the bare minimum on quality

@username3818 4 жыл бұрын

If I saw a commercial that just said “sometimes you need pants,” I would buy them.

@berryanderson4101 3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@popekira 3 жыл бұрын

I like your username

@packagedfailure 3 жыл бұрын

555th like!

@Percy.404 3 жыл бұрын

No questions asked. I'm buying.

@bahramraftari4545 3 жыл бұрын

I mean sometimes, we do need pants.

@magicfireflame 4 жыл бұрын

"Nick Bolton... Is an actor!?" *heart breaks into a million tiny pieces*

@buttstink5763 4 жыл бұрын

You’re gonna need some Tac-Mender for that

@dollykumo2959 4 жыл бұрын

@@buttstink5763 into a *military* pieces .

@sam-zu9vh 4 жыл бұрын

@abarofsoap3095 3 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂😂

@kathrynhawkins7911 3 жыл бұрын

Poor heart wasn’t military tough

@the4green2man 2 жыл бұрын

i love the power creep on these flashlights. they should start their ads like: the nights keep getting darker, but tac light - keeps getting brighter. tac light: fight the endless night.

@delcenethemanlyman9028 3 жыл бұрын

Wait, I think Nick Bolton does own a tank, because why else would they have the budget for a tank but not for their actors to go to a real football field?

@marlobear5781 4 жыл бұрын

I actually own the taclight pro and I didn’t even know that it was a taclight Also it’s broken

@revenant9382 4 жыл бұрын

Marlo Bear MiLiTaRy ToUgH

@jadenjackson183 4 жыл бұрын

Marlo Bear but it’s military tough?

@retroevelyne7772 4 жыл бұрын

How did you break a millitary tough object that is made out of a tank

@melissamartinez5432 4 жыл бұрын

@@retroevelyne7772 he dropped it like he dropped his tank. Smh💀 it happens to eVeRyOnE😂😂😂

@redacted5078 4 жыл бұрын

Was It ran over by *two* tanks?

@abigailc27 5 жыл бұрын

“in fact, he might even live in a tank” the sad part is that my brain actually thought “wait, _hes a fish?!_ ”

@kayahall2239 5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha I thought the same thing!!!! I was thinking about him swimming in an aquarium tank😂

@NeonKat 5 жыл бұрын

😂

@koiuses 5 жыл бұрын

brontosaurus the egg lMAO I CANT

@purgatoryproductions310 Жыл бұрын

nah that's navy guys

@Random-sk6hm Жыл бұрын

@@purgatoryproductions310 oh navy guys 🙄😂

@someoneyoudontknow8372 3 жыл бұрын

EVERY. SINGLE. THING. They advertised my dad would 100% buy No hes not in the army he just thinks he will need it one day and that he lives in an action movie lol

@lipstickcloud 2 ай бұрын

"This glue can withstand unprecedented levels of embarrassment!" still makes me laugh every time. 😂

@gotoveritlmao8202 5 жыл бұрын

Man, I just hate it when my flashlight gets run over by a tank.

@missmarreynolds 4 жыл бұрын

It happens almost every day! ITS NOT EVEN WAR, but the TAC LIGHT will save me form my sad despairs

@datoneguage7859 4 жыл бұрын

Alphasun yea the tanks are breaking everything i own. BUT NOT MY TAC LIGHT PRO

@OtherworldlyApollo 4 жыл бұрын

The TacLight doesn't even get ran over...

@crackhead9455 4 жыл бұрын

Is that why your really sad? Dont worry.. TAC LIGHT WONT BREA--

@Thecrazyone-hy2bx 4 жыл бұрын

Yep you just set it down and all of a sudden shit a tank

@jawbreaker2001 5 жыл бұрын

Ahh yes when I was deployed we often used bright flashlights to blind the terrorists. They naturally ran away as it was just too bright.

@fyrefrost1898 5 жыл бұрын

Trailer Park Cowboy as is common knowledge, all evil people are vampires and will immediately shrivel and die under strong light

@MM-wk2tn 5 жыл бұрын

The only way we can stop the terrorists is by blinding them with bright flashlights, as the nice commenter above me said, all bad people are vampires.

@laraibaziz1978 5 жыл бұрын

don’t forget to put it on “self defense mode”

@holmesss01 5 жыл бұрын

since its so bright they can use them to sweep for IEDs, they'll just go off as soon as the light hits them virtually saving hundreds of military lives each year. Bell and Howell are always looking out for our military.

@ArtisticallySpoken 5 жыл бұрын

Airport security? Pfft, just shine the Tac Light on everyone. Those who aren't terrorists won't run away.

@Monstrikism Жыл бұрын

Imagine if Danny would interview Nick and asked him wtf went through his mind when he was doing these commercials.

@maddieb.4282 5 ай бұрын

“Ummm….. oh yeah I remember I did those. I was on set for like two days and got a paycheck for it. That’s awesome that you think they’re funny though” is exactly how it would go

@4leftclovers 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Danny always says to not look it up if Greg is the biggest army on the internet or not but when I did look it up the results were actually Greg.

@gabrielnadeau8713 4 жыл бұрын

"This glue can withstand unprecedented levels of embarrassment", I can finally glue my life back together!

@madide3978 3 жыл бұрын

ouch

@madide3978 3 жыл бұрын

Brutally honest

@banksmusicproductions4174 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@--m1347 3 жыл бұрын

SAME

@lulub517 3 жыл бұрын

I nearly spit out my drink

@maggiee.1105 4 жыл бұрын

all i’m saying is we’ve never seen nick bolton and the entire us army in the same room...

@yaboythepizzaboi 4 жыл бұрын

So what your saying is.... Nick Bolton *IS* the entire army

@raulveres479 4 жыл бұрын

@@yaboythepizzaboi r/thatsthejoke

@drunkensailor4763 4 жыл бұрын

Dr Burleson what flashlight do you use

@dragongirl1409 4 жыл бұрын

@Dr Burleson Nah, Nick is Batman.

@dragongirl1409 4 жыл бұрын

@Dr Burleson You caught me.

@jellyalcitrica7418 3 жыл бұрын

No one: When the video start: *a disturbing kid ad about playing with dead stuff animal or get a drink to stop littering* ;-;

@ammex7444 3 жыл бұрын

Nick is just so much of a chad he doesn’t need to be in the army he *is* the army

@caustic9947 4 жыл бұрын

Top 10 Anime Betrayals #1: Nick Bolton wasn't actually in the army

@beanphoenix8636 4 жыл бұрын

This is so sad can we get an f in the chats

@bozo9976 4 жыл бұрын

Frightz F

@ares5836 4 жыл бұрын

@imgay7110 4 жыл бұрын

1k subs by the end of 2020 challenge f

@imgay7110 4 жыл бұрын

@MichaelJaeYT 5 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: TacLight paid Danny to make this video

@Aylaahh 5 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking

@demetriuslensky2483 5 жыл бұрын

no they didn't pay me to do this

@user-lb9mx3uv5i 5 жыл бұрын

@@demetriuslensky2483 Well of course they didn't pay YOU, you didn't make this video

@lux0rd01 5 жыл бұрын

Its coz everyone is Greg and sometimes you need to watch a video

@silentfilmss 5 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: this entire video was shot on a TacCamera.

@octoinkorporated8283 Жыл бұрын

You heard it gregs Danny is half elf which explains why he never seems to age

@noraminor7324 3 жыл бұрын

Ahhh yes the taclight I am sure I own that. Or as i'd like to say the best way to piss off the people on your camping trip. While this is great for making your way to the bathroom at girl scout camp at one am, it is a sure-fire way to wake up every scout scout within a 300 ft radius.

@sophieculleton2492 4 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe Drew Gooden keyed that middle aged mans car

@otavio048 4 жыл бұрын

And he even did it in camera for the comercial, ehat a madlad

@cas6174 4 жыл бұрын

Lawyer Morty ehat

@otavio048 4 жыл бұрын

@@cas6174 its an virtual hat, like an e mail is virtual mail, an ehat is a virtual hat

@cas6174 4 жыл бұрын

Lawyer Morty 😂😂😂

@otavio048 4 жыл бұрын

@@cas6174 i know what you are thinking, no you may not wear it

@sunny-qv6mi 5 жыл бұрын

Get your tactical flashlight, each equipped with a tiny Nick Bolton inside

@hellocathleen2678 4 жыл бұрын

Lilly Bean 😂😂😂

@sanshine4773 4 жыл бұрын

Well ain't that cute and handy

@omgyoutubedumb3427 4 жыл бұрын

No CHUNK NORRIS

@scionixx9568 3 жыл бұрын

I actually felt bad for the guy who’s car was keyed lol. The look on his face said “why did you do that to the dream car is been saving up for!” 😢

@edwardspidermonkey 3 жыл бұрын

I was having a panic attack and trying to do deep breathing to calm down. Watching this was what finally got my breathing and crying to slow. Thank you. Your work is really important, more than you know.

@naia1362 3 ай бұрын

I hope you’re doing better now

@paracyclo1960 5 жыл бұрын

You forgot that in EVERY SINGLE COMMERCIAL THEY MAKE it's the *SAME MUSIC* that same guitar riff. Tac light, tac visor, tac shades, tac mender, NEOW NEOW NAHNAH NEOW NEOW NAHNAH NEOW NEOW NAHNAH NOW NOW NOOOW

@tracimoyer9879 4 жыл бұрын

the fact that you wrote the riff in the comment is just beautiful

@Emma-wx8ty 4 жыл бұрын

^^^

@7ratsinasoup317 4 жыл бұрын

I thought the cat took over

@Doctor_Straing_Strange 4 жыл бұрын

Are you alright? You seem traumatised

@sealogic4552 4 жыл бұрын

It kinda sounds like they wanted something that sounded like Van Galen’s Panama but didn’t want to actually license it so they just kinda made something similar up

@Shalquoir5 3 жыл бұрын

I like how the guy that needs a flashlight has a lantern. And the guy needing a lantern, has a flashlight. They should be friends

@vidiyya 2 жыл бұрын

Even better - they should date. They can share their lantern and flashlight and, when both of those are off, can make military grade love

@melwasnevergivenaname 2 жыл бұрын

@@vidiyya Military Grade Love would be an awesome album name

@monikorasort Жыл бұрын

enemies to lovers slow burn

@mellowmishXD Жыл бұрын

@@vidiyya “Oh man...” groaned Flashlight Guy. “It’s so dark in here. I wish I had a lantern... I left my TAC Light at home :,(“ “Don’t worry,” Lantern Guy reassured his partner. “I’ve got a lantern right here!” He proceeded to pull out a small, household lantern from his pocket, and held it out to Flashlight Guy. “I always have a spare ;)” “Wow, thanks Lantern Guy! You’re the best!” Without thinking, or perhaps out of fear of the dark, Flashlight Guy moved his hand over to Lantern Guy’s to grab the lantern. Blood rushed up to his face, however, when he realized that his hand was directly on top of the other’s!!!!! ‘What do I do?!?!?’ Flashlight Guy thought in a panic. He tried moving it away, but his hand was stupendously attracted to the warmth of Lantern Guy’s body. It was a nice change of pace from the endless chills he got from being stuck in the dark of his attic. He made him feel... comfortable. Minutes went by before Flashlight Guy’s fantasies were interrupted by Lantern Guy’s impatience. “Hey...” the other asked. “Are you gonna take it or not?” “H-Huh?! Oh... Oh yeah..! S-sorry, I-I just.. uh... got distracted..!!” Words couldn’t describe how grateful he was for the room to be pitch black. His face was probably red as a rose right now! “..Distracted? By what?” Flashlight Guy could hear the concern in Lantern Guy’s voice. “U-uh... N-nothing...!!!” He immediately tore his hand away from the other’s in embarrassment. “Sorry... I don’t think I need the lantern right now...” After thinking for a while, Lantern Guy finally caught on to Flashlight Guy’s flustering. He smirked, and inched his face closer to his partner’s. “Oh, I see~” He teased. “You were distracted by me, weren’t you?” The warm breath of his familiar brushing against his face drove Flashlight Guy insane. “...N-no!!” He hesitantly protested. “It’s just...” “You know, maybe it’s a good thing it’s so dark in here... What say you and I... make some military grade love ;))” Then they made out. The end. P.S. this isnt the first time i’ve written a fanfic on the spot cuz of a youtube comment X)

@salem-01 Жыл бұрын

@@mellowmishXD I hate you

@RandomCronch 9 ай бұрын

The fact that they actually put danny in a tactical ad 💀💀💀

@ChristopherColumbusesFeet 8 ай бұрын

...what

@someguy3357_gaming 3 жыл бұрын

I think it's funny how he goes from loving nick to hating him

@NT-tn6oo 5 жыл бұрын

please buy and review all these products

@sanjanaishas2096 5 жыл бұрын

WeWere OnABreak i was just gonna comment that

@holmesss01 5 жыл бұрын

I really just want to see the hearing aid XD

@lisao5441 5 жыл бұрын

Yes! Then he can use the in the conditions and scenarios seen!

@nex.0.0. 5 жыл бұрын

Ya ya ya do it

@bookwormsensation8024 5 жыл бұрын

i agree

@Birry 5 жыл бұрын

g i v e m e y o u r e n t i r e s t o c k

@rulebreaker2948 5 жыл бұрын

I'll take your entire stock*

@syhz 5 жыл бұрын

@Ben Matlock No, He’s demanding it.

@-blitz-472 5 жыл бұрын

Does it work underwater?

@treefiddytwoo 5 жыл бұрын

here is your 700th like, congrats

@nolife097 2 жыл бұрын

This aged well for iphone 7:10

@ElijahSinclair1220 3 жыл бұрын

12:12 download and save That’s literally the same thing

@randomgaming1201 5 жыл бұрын

Coming soon: Tac Condoms Able to still work after being squished by a tank. That’s what I call military tough

@Unluckyy_Lukee 5 жыл бұрын

They are built like a tank!

@jheienyy 5 жыл бұрын

Made of Reusable army jet strength aluminum

@hawkdownchase5825 5 жыл бұрын

Nonononono - they can withstand fucking your whole platoon without a single leak.

@shrimp.thursday 5 жыл бұрын

Great! I don't know how many times I've gotten my dick run over by a tank!

@darkissy5898 5 жыл бұрын

@@shrimp.thursday omg that the best sentence ever

@samanthag1922 5 жыл бұрын

TacGreg-it’s just like regular greg, but it’s military grade and can stun murderers

@mohamedchmorra6220 5 жыл бұрын

Should be new merch

@crappyanimationz9433 5 жыл бұрын

Samantha Gisser lol

@tonypeppermint5329 5 жыл бұрын

@@mohamedchmorra6220 Definitely.

@alannahoneill4828 5 жыл бұрын

It can stun the craigs

@tryingtobeangsty1133 5 жыл бұрын

They’e also built like a tank. Just like a tank. Nick Bolton is inside of all of them.

@residentlesbian3287 Жыл бұрын

Ironically my dad owns a tactical flashlight. He thinks it’s the best thing 😂

@Fil_the_spil 2 жыл бұрын

12:29 LMAO I died laughing when I saw this clip

@sunnysmiles2888 5 жыл бұрын

Ah, finally got my new Taclight ultimate! I’ll just set it on my nightstand. **hears burglar** **shines taclight ultimate** **we both go blind**

@cleoresemanes8852 5 жыл бұрын

Slime Warrior 😂😂😂

@josephreis2915 5 жыл бұрын

Cleorese Manes should have been wearing your tac glasses 🤷‍♂️

@kitwarrior4life124 4 жыл бұрын

joseph reis it was their mistake.... *EVERYBODY HAS A FLASHLIGHT*

@username172 4 жыл бұрын

@@kitwarrior4life124 wait!? what if the burglar has a taclight?!

@AMan-xz7tx 4 жыл бұрын

That's not the best light for blinding people, this is: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/g8iaaqiDrqqvc5c.html

@aaronhuss6175 5 жыл бұрын

Sometimes you need pants! Old Navy. We have pants.

@teageefish 5 жыл бұрын

We have the Meats

@alanajones9 5 жыл бұрын

Aaron Huss Parkour Arby’s + Old Navy = you’re an old white dad with poor old white dad taste in everything from clothes to food.

@alanajones9 5 жыл бұрын

@@aaronhuss6175 Oh my goodness, 1. I've never met anyone that genuinely enjoyed anything from arby's so I'm currently in the process of being shook and 2. OH MY GOD, I WOULD NEVER INSULT YOU LIKE THAT 😂😂

@alanajones9 5 жыл бұрын

@@aaronhuss6175 I'm more talking about my grandfather. He's a hot ass mess of a man but I still think he's great 😂😂

@medic1204 4 жыл бұрын

Alana Jones old Arby’s we have the jeans Arby’s navy we have meat jeans Old arnavy we are pant meat

@dejongster1214 3 жыл бұрын

my history teacher uses the tac cam to record all his classes as “proof” for the school district if we misbehave

@gabe8072 3 жыл бұрын

Ok, so my parents got me a taclight for my birthday a few days ago. How it works is that there are three different “levels” of brightness. If you click once, it’s super bright. If you click 2times, it’s sorta bright, and if you click 3 times, it’s dim. If you click 4 times, it goes into that self defense mode on the highest brightness. And you have to cycle through all of the levels to get back to off. So yeah, that’s how it works

@robertwilliams5618 2 жыл бұрын

Most decent flashlights do that

@prcs420 5 жыл бұрын

Greg is the fastest growing army because we're military tough 🔥

@Tigermink03 5 жыл бұрын

I'm a 15-yo vet!

@CR-qo1wx 5 жыл бұрын

12:31

@officialorangegoof9736 5 жыл бұрын

We're all armed with taclight pros and the ability to review our legal options

@zeft2817 5 жыл бұрын

Greg is also legally skilled

@oscar805 5 жыл бұрын

Go greg!

@palaris8993 5 жыл бұрын

Imagine this: You and your wife are sleeping in your tacbed when you hear a crash in your house, you go downstairs and see a teenager on his skateboard breaking things whit his rocket louncher so you pull out you taclite hyper and put it in attack mode, you shine it at him and in a blink of a second him and half of your house gets disintegrated by the light, your wife comes downstairs and is blinded by the light and fells down the stairs, you laugh as you remeber the times she called you crazy for sleeping whit your tacglasses omega on suddenly you hear Nick Bolton behinde you say " thats what i call military tough"

@haddytraves284 5 жыл бұрын

Pal Aris this deserves an award for best paragraph I’ve ever read

@ultrablueslime8216 5 жыл бұрын

This deserves an award like the guy above me says

@Isabel-qf5yb 5 жыл бұрын

omg imagine that will happen in the future

@brocksdaddy081910 5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@longhornfan6914 5 жыл бұрын

One of the best comments I’ve ever seen

@BwBumbar 3 жыл бұрын

The next level version of this are the cold steel demonstration videos. My friends and I used to watch those constantly. The owner of the company produces and stars in them and has a dvd about his daily routine called “warrior lifestyle” that he sells for $99. They make knives, swords, blowguns, bow staffs. They stab cars and meat filled denim. You should check them out. They are insane.

@609Blackrose 3 жыл бұрын

I was in the Military, and when I hear Military tough all I think is it will require too much maintenance and is weaker then things similar. That's why I don't drive my tank around. Also I would be more impressed if they ran over the flashlight on pavement where it can't be pushed downwards.

@609Blackrose 3 жыл бұрын

Also since I didn't see this before commenting but they were crawling to high, if you don't taste dirt your head is too high.

@Vibebees 5 жыл бұрын

All of these products are specifically designed for Dwight K. Schrute

@ilagrace2154 5 жыл бұрын

Phoebe Lane IM DEAD😂😂

@wasgeorgewashington 5 жыл бұрын

OMG IM DEAD!!! 😂😂😂😂

@kayleehamlin3070 5 жыл бұрын

OMG I LOVE THE OFFICE DWIGHT IS SOOOOOO FUNNY😂😂😂😂😂 I AM LITERLY DYING!

@georgnesegillenwater2384 5 жыл бұрын

Omg yesss

@magickris7237 5 жыл бұрын

Whenever i see his name, i hear it in his voice in my head

@rehmeen6333 5 жыл бұрын

These damn teenagers and their _goddamn_ *KEYS*

@somethinggay_torres9404 3 жыл бұрын

My dad owns the taclight pro, and its very dim and broken.

@ilixxiei3173 3 жыл бұрын

Fake army man: Use Tac Bender to patch your clothes Flex tape man: Thats not a lot of damage

@randomshyte9989 5 жыл бұрын

*I hate when im on a tactical mission on shrek's swamp and i cant moke weed because my ligther is not waterproof and because it got ran over by a tank*

@AWildJirachi 4 жыл бұрын

Just wanted to comment that out of curiosity, I went to google if Nick was ever in the military. I just typed in the words “was Nick,” and the first or second result was “was Nick Bolton in the military?” Thought it was pretty funny

@Turnaround72 4 жыл бұрын

Was he

@coffinman1217 4 жыл бұрын

@parker5043 3 жыл бұрын

was he though

@parker5043 3 жыл бұрын

okay guys i looked it up and he was never in the army

@marlisemassey8550 3 жыл бұрын

I swear google can read our minds I'll google the randomest sentence and halfway through it suggests the exact thing I was thinking

@EldritchCow 3 жыл бұрын

The tac light The tac light pro The tac light power pro The tac light powerful The tac light powerful Ultimate The tac lazer The tac lazer pro The tac lazer mega pro The tac lazer pro Ultimate The tac lazer pro ultimate 2X And that's all i got

@themixgenius1993 2 жыл бұрын

The Tac Light Power Super Mega Pro Max Ultimate 3000 S Premium Limited Ultra Rare Special Collector's Edition 5G Variant Phantom Black Color

@shaunakwarty 3 жыл бұрын

Clearly Nick Bolton has never seen the power of flex tape

@jussiviinamaki3726 5 жыл бұрын

Airplane grade aluminium is literally just aluminium

@RunOverHomeless 5 жыл бұрын

@@Vexarax THE CLOUD PEOPLE DID 9/11

@ownthevoid 5 жыл бұрын

Liloh Rydstrom I don’t know how you turned this video about bad commercials into a debate about 9/11 conspiracies.. that’s weird man.

@tortrest282 5 жыл бұрын

Liloh Rydstrom nice

@RunOverHomeless 5 жыл бұрын

@@Vexarax CLOUD PEOPLE KILLED MY DOG WITH ALUMINUM, AND I FIND THIS COMMENT EXTREMELY INSENSITIVE.

@Shako_Lamb 5 жыл бұрын

r/itswooooshwith4os

@MediumDSpeaks 5 жыл бұрын

These commercials were the pinnacle of all those actors' careers

@luciledh8534 5 жыл бұрын

Medium D Speaks truuuu

@jlae111 5 жыл бұрын

900th like

@EI_Greko 5 жыл бұрын

@Jackrassic Gaming streams what haha

@CreoTan 2 жыл бұрын

“Have _you_ ever been in a tank?” Yeah lol fun fact about DoDEA schools (schools for kids of military families, usually on or near military bases), they really often have like, these “fun educational days” for elementary/middle schoolers where they’ll bring in a bunch of military vehicles and whatnot and let you crawl around inside them and stuff. It was pretty fun but mostly bc we didn’t have to do any schoolwork lmao

@danielvaldez6920 3 жыл бұрын

Poor naive Danny 12:07

@foltzyy 3 жыл бұрын

the one chunk of hair bouncing on danny’s head has me distracted

@lemon3661 3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t notice it until this comment, now I’m bothered by it

@miraculoustalesofobliviousness 3 жыл бұрын

Oh no now that you pointed it out I can’t stop getting bothered by it 😂

@onelargeotter 3 жыл бұрын

makes me think of that glitchy animation from that Up/Monsters vs Aliens knock off

@lorelaigilmore8668 3 жыл бұрын

I haven't been able to stop staring all video, glad someone else noticed too-

@gombomicrowave9489 3 жыл бұрын

I just realized this

@samialsamneh 5 жыл бұрын

4:27 their flashlight isn’t there but at 4:28 they just put it in the dirt to make it look like it was run over

@reaganhune9093 3 жыл бұрын

Just wanted to come back here and mention that I saw this commercial on the and I just started cackling cuz of your video and my granny looked at me funny. It was worth it😂

@siennasolazzo4439 3 жыл бұрын

Petition for Danny to buy a taclight and make an even better taclight commercial

@na___5834 5 жыл бұрын

This video should be called “The Ad-ventures of Nick Bolton”

@asyaa44 5 жыл бұрын

Omg

@melisamete5761 5 жыл бұрын

bEST COMMENT EVER HAHA

@gachagirl5967 5 жыл бұрын

My last name is bolton and my uncle is called nick bolton

@flamingghottea 5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely no one: Nick Bolton: *tAcitAl mIlitAry pRodUcts-*

@heretic3047 5 жыл бұрын

That’s military tough

@generalgrievous2202 5 жыл бұрын

NoW ThaTS ALoT oF dAMagE

@generalgrievous2202 5 жыл бұрын

NoW ThAtS AlOt oF dAmAGe

@n0xoxoxoxoxoxoxoox 5 жыл бұрын

TACital military :p

@shigechiyangu454 3 жыл бұрын

As a person who also has icy eyes, I'm glad that no one is calling his eyes "dead" in the comments

@blackberrycatcrafts 3 жыл бұрын

Nah, they’re just simping 😂

@AUBREY-ml4ex 2 жыл бұрын

Bro icy eyes is so pretty why do people call them dead.

@shigechiyangu454 2 жыл бұрын

@@AUBREY-ml4ex cuz they look so cold and terrifying. Especially if you have dark hair like me.

@collectingducks 2 жыл бұрын

you and drew are now my comfort youtubers. thank you for the content, you’re welcome for the views

@JasminMiettunen 5 жыл бұрын

These ads are for the middle aged tech geek who wants to feel like a badass

@oj436 5 жыл бұрын

*middle school

@cupkake0104 5 жыл бұрын

these ads are targeting my father. He has a green Jeep with 3 light bars, an extended bumper, knives hidden around the interior, and a net attached to the trunk door with a machete and an ax attached to it.

@cupkake0104 5 жыл бұрын

JustYourAverageGirl honestly I wish because then he’d have a reason for having them

@JustYourAverageGirl2002 5 жыл бұрын

@@cupkake0104 Damn XD

@JustYourAverageGirl2002 5 жыл бұрын

@@cupkake0104 Well I guess if the zombie apocalypse ever happens we know who to find.

@Finn-ig8mq 5 жыл бұрын

TacLight™️ but it’s just the sun

@weebmatic 5 жыл бұрын

I see you watch kevin too 🤔

@WilTheNyanCharmander 5 жыл бұрын

The TacStar! A military-tough, high power, UV ray-equiped star that shines in MEGA-DEFENSE MODE at all times, 24/7! Buy the TacStar today for the small price of stepping outside!

@CrystalRoots102 5 жыл бұрын

*The sun is a deadly Lazer*

@alanradeio8189 3 жыл бұрын

As someone who has a fear of darkness and the taclight pro, i can say, the lantern doesnt do shit

@cam4636 Жыл бұрын

The way the super-chippy persona drops at "Military Tough!" to just monotone "shut the fuck up" at 12:29 is perfect

@hauntedteethcupboard 5 жыл бұрын

"Sometimes you need pants." -Danny Gonzales 2019

@glitch_party 4 жыл бұрын

But only sometimes.

@zachballou6782 4 жыл бұрын

@Mara-yf1se 4 жыл бұрын

@@zachballou6782 are you okay?

@zachballou6782 4 жыл бұрын

Jumbo gave me lime disease

@ona512 4 жыл бұрын

"and sometimes you need a full body latex suit."

@emilygabriel923 5 жыл бұрын

Greg stands for *G* nick *R* isn’t *E* in the *G* military

@vmoney6904 5 жыл бұрын

@nyx0s389 5 жыл бұрын

Your intellect is higher than that of shaggy and moto moto using their power at 200%

@investigationeer5063 5 жыл бұрын

Actually quantum mechanics forbid this

@chvse1 5 жыл бұрын

/('_')\

@spoofoof6717 5 жыл бұрын

Yup because that's how that works 😂

@fangghjnbb6007 3 жыл бұрын

This is without a doubt the funniest commentary video I’ve ever se-“Now that’s what I call military tough” Danny-“Shut the f*ck up”

@ps9058 3 жыл бұрын

Him- That's military tough Danny- stfu😅 I don't know y but I laughed on this one

@emely5405 4 жыл бұрын

nobody: Danny's one strand of hair: *boing* *boing* *ratatoing*

@bubblefrog9343 4 жыл бұрын

Why did this make me laugh so hard?😂😂😂

@Planet.-.Unknown444 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@Rosbin 4 жыл бұрын

@@yomomma-0808 You beat me to the joke oh well

@octivareilly8382 4 жыл бұрын

it’s going trampoliney

@arctrooperjesse7582 4 жыл бұрын

Gacha-

@merlin9767 4 жыл бұрын

"This glue can withstand unprecedented levels of embarrassment" TAKE MY MONEY DAMN YOU

@nicks3762 4 жыл бұрын

Embarrassing moment: Happens Me: *showers glue*

@no_peace 4 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ i really wish that were real

@krisriley_tv24 4 жыл бұрын

Nah fam, that’s a rip off. Get flex glue

@4_14_fan 2 жыл бұрын

The tac line of product's is making a comeback in tv right now and I can't help but laugh every time one comes on

@thiswillnotdo6027 3 жыл бұрын

3:15 I love how theres obviously another light source on the other side of the room reflecting on the guys face. Its like they didn't even try XD

@weavesnatched7957 5 жыл бұрын

The only Bolton that I trust is Troy Bolton.

@Johnnywalkerbravo 5 жыл бұрын

What about Michael Bolton?

@yuki_1002 5 жыл бұрын

I don’t trust Ramsay Bolton.

@Misspretty362 5 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment 😂

@karinetoussaint7490 5 жыл бұрын

You can bet on it

@weavesnatched7957 5 жыл бұрын

Karine Toussaint you can bet on meeee 🎶

@freshjam1543 4 жыл бұрын

No one: Absolutely nobody: Danny's one hair chunk: *shakey shakey*

@insecurities5622 4 жыл бұрын

c h u n k

@marrowyoutube 4 жыл бұрын

k n u h c

@pluto9865 4 жыл бұрын

*_c h u n c k_*

@draculaslostlover 4 жыл бұрын

No one: The comments: c h u n k

@v0id_d3m0n 4 жыл бұрын

C H U N K

@dudeski6548 3 жыл бұрын

4:05 Hi I’m Nick Bolton and I’m here to present the tac tank. This Syrian village hasn’t bought their monthly supply of tac products. These people with their weapons could beat a regular tank but with tac tank they are no match against us

@crimsonstrykr Жыл бұрын

Now featuring the Tac Drone - regular drones can only break parts of the Geneva Convention - but with Tac Drone you can break the entire Geneva Convention in a single drone strike!! Buy now for 10% off!!

@thestopwatch9414 3 жыл бұрын

This is the funniest vid I’ve seen in a while. Nice work

@theyknowwearehere 5 жыл бұрын

Wait can you get blinded from a Tac flashlight while wearing Tac glasses

@fyrefrost1898 5 жыл бұрын

PANAS GAMER it’s an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object 😯

@julianacimo8340 5 жыл бұрын

You my friend are asking the real questions

@abby9448 5 жыл бұрын

try it

@fishi246 5 жыл бұрын

Unstoppable force vs immovable object

@michaeldiehl2458 5 жыл бұрын

@@abby9448 lol

@idontknow_1102 5 жыл бұрын

I can just imagine a Taclight warehouse with a bunch of Taclight's and in the middle of it is just a giant tank with Nick living in it.

@arwenthegreat 5 жыл бұрын

Lmao! Wharehouse worker to new worker..."Dont tap the tank it scares him."

@mintypatapeepee7106 5 жыл бұрын

a Tactank if you will

@crabforsure 5 жыл бұрын

arwenthegreat *dont tap the tank, it scares him*

@thesaltiestfry8422 2 жыл бұрын

Isn’t Nick technically a felon? Isn’t pretending to be a soldier/vet illegal? Stolen valor or something?

@emiliamickain6786 2 жыл бұрын

I think it's probably okay, since they don't say (in the commercials) that he is a soldier. Although they are heavily implying that he is, but they never explicitly say that he is a soldier/vet

@gracekim25 2 жыл бұрын

@@emiliamickain6786 hmm good point 😅

@yeeyeemfs7055 2 жыл бұрын

Also wouldn't the same apply to actors who play the roles of soldiers?

@thesaltiestfry8422 2 жыл бұрын

@@yeeyeemfs7055 No I don’t think so. Actors playing soldiers obviously aren’t soldiers, whereas some random guy saying he’s a soldier would be illegal.

@yeeyeemfs7055 2 жыл бұрын

@@thesaltiestfry8422 got it. Thanks

@beautifulclouds8888 2 жыл бұрын

what's up Danny I hope you're having a great day, this is another episode of me watching Danny Gonzalez reacting to weird commercials!

@depressionpie4859 4 жыл бұрын

“State-of-the-Art body cams can cost hundreds of dollars...” That’s because they’re good. “But you won’t pay that much for a Tac Cam.” That’s because it’s bad.

@pfclex6737 4 жыл бұрын

No he’s cup

@zaire9947 4 жыл бұрын

i absolutely love your profile pic

@mikudayoooooo 4 жыл бұрын

Pan pride!

@corvidae2741 4 жыл бұрын

@Carol_Likes_Dem_ Books pancakes

@corvidae2741 4 жыл бұрын

@Carol_Likes_Dem_ Books con syrup mmmmm

@iamwolfee7298 5 жыл бұрын

But no girl ever wants to dance, with a fool who went and 7:56 _ripped his pants_

@_stingrei_ 5 жыл бұрын

SPONGBOB

@navya4574 5 жыл бұрын

spongebob!!!!

@josie5877 5 жыл бұрын

ThisWolfCanDraw those were the days

@brawtff 5 жыл бұрын

@@_stingrei_ spongbob

@cuddlypuppy8985 5 жыл бұрын

ThisWolfCanDraw 😂😂😂 I love spongebob

@Miloblooms 2 жыл бұрын

7:14 Apple? You hearing this? This is you you do this to us you make us buy slightly upgraded phones every year so we go broke and all we have are your phones why apple