Commercials From My Nightmares (flashing lights
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@elisecarmichael2227 3 жыл бұрын
Can confirm, as someone who lives near the naval academy, that fishing is a real problem because instead of fish below the bay, it's just navy guys. lurking. waiting. shaving, possibly.
@alexstrife-sinclair6391 2 жыл бұрын
It's even more of a problem because it is said that they have gills. Which is why people confuse them for fish.
@elisecarmichael2227 2 жыл бұрын
@@alexstrife-sinclair6391 It's an easy mistake to make but you have to be on the lookout for suspicious activity, like wearing all white and acting like tourists.
@Cici_CMJ 2 жыл бұрын
I live in a navy city and coastal shaving around here is out of control. I’d recommend the razor but as a civilian I shouldn’t have seen this.
@junerdz 2 жыл бұрын
@@elisecarmichael2227 ayoo let's goooo annapolis is pretty niceee
@sophbenj.8840 2 жыл бұрын
yeah my dad was in the navy, i don't see him anymore because he spent all of our money on tactical shavers
@tobascochilisauce2009 3 жыл бұрын
as a person with a dad that’s in the navy i can confirm that they’re all mermaids, i only see him once a month because he’s too busy fighting civilians in the ocean
@CarlosRodriguez-zc6sm 3 жыл бұрын
Hes a navy guy
@lailataluminousnight8064 3 жыл бұрын
Smh navy guys
@CarlosRodriguez-zc6sm 3 жыл бұрын
Navy guys am I right
@oneinnamillion 3 жыл бұрын
As a dude in the Navy, the mermaid part was the hardest portion of training. These fins were tough to grow dude
@krankrk 3 жыл бұрын
Can ur dad fix my squishy bones?
@tornadecho7894 2 жыл бұрын
I think Danny screaming "IM A REAL BOOOOOOY" dressed as a nutcracker is the most terrifying thing I existence
@MrAwsome-xw4je Жыл бұрын
I completely agree
@corner5837 Жыл бұрын
@@MrAwsome-xw4je dude im literally cowering rn i agree
@xathuum232 Жыл бұрын
its straight out of a horror movie
@mrpicklestudios804 11 ай бұрын
I think I peed myself
@psychedelicpunk5031 11 ай бұрын
Yea, my neighbors thought so too.
@jordanshaw5638 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact If you watch all of Danny's videos with a tac visor, you can see the life of the nutcracker. He finds love, loses it all, and faces the crushing weight of his painful existence. Really moving story.
@cloudylemon2975 Жыл бұрын
Omg trying this now!!
@stay_comfy Жыл бұрын
@@cloudylemon2975 I like to think u are like a 10 yr old that made this comment and you really bought one to see the story
@thatonetoppatguy8320 Жыл бұрын
holy shit your right
@cloudylemon2975 Жыл бұрын
@@stay_comfy im back one month older and it.... Worked but now im scared of the nutcracker on our porch..
@lui8174 Жыл бұрын
@@cloudylemon2975 😭
@fancyintrovert6091 3 жыл бұрын
As the daughter of a Navy veteran, I can confirm that he is always underwater. We actually keep him in a large fish tank now that he’s home all the time.
@muffpuff8 3 жыл бұрын
sharkboy?
@bandgeek4286 3 жыл бұрын
My grandpa was in the Navy, and oh my gosh yes. He would just hang out in a fish tank watching Westerns.
@thecoleopterist 3 жыл бұрын
Hmm... What color is your mother's hair? Does her name sound anything like "Lavagirl?"
@GFMSHOW 3 жыл бұрын
lmao bro that's to funny I'm dying
@griffservo8074 3 жыл бұрын
Do you need to feed him Tactical Flakes?
@user-tt7kj7jm9x 3 жыл бұрын
The funniest part is that the company likes to pretend that we know who tf Nick Bolton is
@arminarlert5681 3 жыл бұрын
“Here’s this man that you’ve never seen before but is a big shot because we say he is”
@Zackattackplayspokemon 3 жыл бұрын
He's a cousin of Troy Bolton, duh.
@user-tt7kj7jm9x 3 жыл бұрын
@@Zackattackplayspokemon 🤣🤣 that's the only name that came to my mind
@raeicedtea5566 3 жыл бұрын
Great grandchild of matthew boulton
@dudemcduder1628 3 жыл бұрын
@Metelus Haridson the fuck is this?
@failedartguy 2 жыл бұрын
Danny Saying “tac-hamster” and then showing a photo from the cinematic masterpiece that is G-Force, which is a film about super spy Guinea pigs, is art in its self
@calowenby1654 Жыл бұрын
Danny produces the finest arts.
@caseys2698 Жыл бұрын
A cherry on top of the video that contains the cinematic masterpiece “I’M A REALLL BOYYYY”
@goldenthegoldenflower9008 Жыл бұрын
My childhood at its working
@miguelstarboy5572 3 ай бұрын
hahah but seriously that movie sucks sm
@Whoisjoebiden8794 22 күн бұрын
@@miguelstarboy5572you don’t say anything about g-force ever again
@Chitterbug_ Жыл бұрын
Can you guys imagine Laura in a different part of the house during the butcracker scene? Just hearing Danny shout at the top of his lungs “I am a real boy!“ with no context? Honestly, that would scare me so much.
@juliarudy753 Жыл бұрын
Mmmm butcracker
@violetbean8928 Жыл бұрын
she's married to Dan, she's most definitely used to it
@caffeinatedkatie4696 11 ай бұрын
I know it's a typo but...butcracker is too funny :D
@aislyn4717 10 ай бұрын
Or like seeing him walk through the house with the makeup on 😭😭
@tewks4458 10 ай бұрын
And then she pokes her head in to see what all the noise is and sees Danny curled up on the floor with her lipstick smeared all over his face.
@xZippy 3 жыл бұрын
Guy: "I noticed your military attire, how long have you served?" Nick: "About 3 commercials."
@goobygooberson1656 3 жыл бұрын
What's worse is it's like 90 commercials
@coffeewithahintoflavender2923 3 жыл бұрын
@@goobygooberson1656 yeah😂😂
@user-it4cl9hf6u 3 жыл бұрын
oh god why is there so many. like theres gotta be some dude out there whos entire life is just tac things
@dpage446 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@doublets90 3 жыл бұрын
Wait.. Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't impersonating a US army or that kind of stuff illegal..?
@Carla-ou2yb 3 жыл бұрын
The "you're insulting a future army soldier" boy is their only customer
@isabelagaba821 3 жыл бұрын
@@ModernDaySocrates5.7 Aww 🥺😭
@user-ym7eh8pi5i 3 жыл бұрын
@@ModernDaySocrates5.7 nope he didnt
@wallybloc1415 3 жыл бұрын
@@ModernDaySocrates5.7 no he’s a SoundCloud rapper now
@TewifyingUwU 3 жыл бұрын
@@ModernDaySocrates5.7 Wanted to verify. So he did not in fact join, that tiktok we all saw was in fact a fake. The real kid is a soundcloud rapper and plans on joining the reserves
@yourfriendlyneighborhoodgo1648 3 жыл бұрын
RIP vine
@supervegito8340 Жыл бұрын
My cousin, an actual marine, calls navy guys “frog men”. Apparently most marines call them frog men. It’s, I guess, like how marines are called crayon eaters/jar heads or how national guard are called weekend warriors. He also finds Nick Bolton very funny cause anyone in the service, according to him, would mock this guy so bad.
@professorbone8709 3 ай бұрын
We're squids, frog men are what the seals were known as when the project was in development
@MrsMcTaco Жыл бұрын
This video is over a year old so you’ll probably never see this, but I really appreciate the flash warning! It’s a small thing that makes a big difference. Thanks dude!
@insawid Жыл бұрын
right?! and it's so nice that it's in the title so it's right there for reference! instead of me having to memorize the timestamps from a title card at the beginning or having to keep checking the description. i'd never seen flash warnings in titles before danny
@ShaneReuter Жыл бұрын
i think the best part is that it wasn’t there when he first uploaded it, so i like to think someone asked him to do it after feeling it could be triggering and he not only did it, he did it in the best most visible way possible
@spikemcleod4720 26 күн бұрын
@@ShaneReuteri never considered that I always thought it was a lil funny in the title but that's def a way better way for someone to know
@ShaneReuter 26 күн бұрын
@@spikemcleod4720 i think thumbnail or within the video itself is better, but youtube has yet to let you add to videos once they are published besides blurring stuff, even pop up text. I get why he wouldn’t want to take down and re-upload the video, so this was the best case scenario
@revereshorse 3 жыл бұрын
“I fear no man, but that thing-” * points to Nutcracker Danny * “ *It scares me.* ”
@lagoond 3 жыл бұрын
Lol that comment is epik
@999rupeesgreg 3 жыл бұрын
TacComment Pro
@alonelychannel1846 3 жыл бұрын
no this should be a complex storyline; danny, make it happen
@itari6179 3 жыл бұрын
XD
@britishrailclass4767 2 жыл бұрын
Mann I love tf2
@devine8023 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine a navy guy is just drowning and then instead of being concerned for his life he's just like "finally I can try my new razor'
@cagegirll 3 жыл бұрын
@@KINGJERMARCUS what
@discosticc 3 жыл бұрын
Navy guys dont drown
@blortbugman8722 3 жыл бұрын
@@discosticc sometimes they do
@AnakinSkywalker-hq1wo 3 жыл бұрын
ugh. navy guys.
@slimegood9192 2 жыл бұрын
Then it doesnt work
@alicethemad1613 11 ай бұрын
I can’t believe how legitimately cinematic that final close up of Danny’s eyes is for a skit about a nutcracker in a video abt infomercials for old people
@jaaaaaane 2 жыл бұрын
I know Danny will never see this, but I was going back and watching some of his older videos like this one, and DAMN. His editing and sketch styles are so unique. I’m always caught off guard by the jokes at unexpected moments and the little editing stuff. He’s also so observant and I love that. Plus his outro song makes me so happy. Anyways this is my new comfort vid
@TPNsBiggestFan 11 ай бұрын
omg these videos are considered older videos (ive seen similar comments) im gonna cry this is so weird
@TheoSur 5 ай бұрын
this is like 2 years old wdym :(
@lucvalor 3 жыл бұрын
The nutcracker skit was downright a horror movie.
@alexanderdeadmansche 3 жыл бұрын
I shat myself
@theartist312 3 жыл бұрын
The whole thing I was like, “wtf, wtf, wtfff”
@just_zeke 3 жыл бұрын
after the skit i couldnt take my eyes off the thing 😥😭
@LavroseRovender 3 жыл бұрын
@@just_zeke ikr the skit was so smart
@thetwitchingpumpkin1547 3 жыл бұрын
the bit was very well made, the whole video was, you can tell his production quality has gotten better
@kbeit8272 3 жыл бұрын
"Laura, can I borrow your lipstick?!" "For what?!" "Uhh- nothing..!"
@smophiefofie 3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@Jb-ik3pq 3 жыл бұрын
That was actually pretty scary lol
@mitchellgeorge6031 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like she’s used to that by now
@TT-iv5iz 3 жыл бұрын
why I borrow your lipstick so often💄🎶🎶
@pen3475 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at that part
@mr.waffles8739 2 ай бұрын
Oh man, you have no idea how obsessed navy guys are with being in water, I don't even know how many times I've had to chase navy guys out of my pool! I even installed an armored pool cover, but they just blew it up with an offshore missile from their battle ship!
@dino_does_fraud7953 2 ай бұрын
😂
@red_rory 2 жыл бұрын
Danny *needs* to make a horror movie out of the nutcracker skit…possibly for a Halloween special like to spooky songs, cause that was genuinely terrifying.
@lemonpenis 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if your house burned down and the only thing left was a tacwallet
@user-mq8ci2il8s 3 жыл бұрын
I would cry.
@travisdelee8647 3 жыл бұрын
And the tac visor in your car. It can withstand that heat because it's "military grade" plastic.
@Mykaininekkkkkahajw 3 жыл бұрын
Damn should’ve bought the tac house
@lemonpenis 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mykaininekkkkkahajw lol
@Khujop 3 жыл бұрын
I imagine this every day. It's a reoccurring waking nightmare. Help me.
@bigtable9031 3 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but that bit with the nutcracker being a “real boy” genuinely scared me sh*tless
@gamiket628 3 жыл бұрын
Lol that has potential to be a horror movie
@tomjohnstone6591 3 жыл бұрын
I was doing something else and it made me jump when he said “iM a ReAl bOy”
@aidenmarsh3069 3 жыл бұрын
SAME!!!!!!!!!!
@_junko_5701 3 жыл бұрын
@@gamiket628 it has to be a horror movie
@nikolaiestrella6785 3 жыл бұрын
@Kendall Miller-Rider I started laughing when I noticed that Nutcracker Danny still has the wedding ring on.
@LlamasWithiMacs Жыл бұрын
6:59 They probably just removed the polarizer from the display they were using, and the visor just has a polarizer in it.
@samuraicheems4057 Жыл бұрын
Yep
@Bongobert 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he says the wallet even has a little zipper for change and an ID holder like they‘re additional features… isn‘t that the bare minimum of what a wallet should have?
@hidgehoge2713 2 жыл бұрын
That “I’M A REAL BOOOYYYY” bit was too fucking perfect
@yourmomsjorts 2 жыл бұрын
7:13 timestamp 7:33 for the scream
@hannahbarbarian6786 2 жыл бұрын
Scary*
@thesleepydot 2 жыл бұрын
@@yourmomsjorts appreciated
@rebeccawhite3731 Жыл бұрын
I legitimately cried, I do for most of his skits they're so funny XD
@TordParker2.0 Жыл бұрын
Indeed, I love it sm.
@wraein 3 жыл бұрын
POV: you’re anxiously waiting for that nutcracker skit everyone’s talking about in the comments
@arthurmernard5879 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@DS-ou9rq 3 жыл бұрын
omg yes
@1igtRoblox 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@kitikat8103 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@chiborg3960 3 жыл бұрын
But... I don’t read the comments... before I watch the video. I didn’t know people did this
@gloriav7646 Жыл бұрын
As someone with epilepsy, I really admire your consideration for those of us more sensitive to flashing lights. When you don't expect it coming in a video it really helps to be cautioned 🙏🏼
@TwixiMixiPixi Жыл бұрын
that visor is just a polarized piece of plastic, similar to what you would find in a pair of polarized sunglasses (as mentioned in the video). They always hype these low quality products up so much even though they're really just a more advanced 5-minute crafts project.
@user.uni612 3 жыл бұрын
The new horror movie: "I'm a real boy." starring nutcracker danny and danny.
@stepbro4028 3 жыл бұрын
produced by Greg directed by Greg sponsored by Greg Nutcracker Danny - Nutcracker guy Danny - Danny Gonzalez Special thanks to Greg Guy Little Stinkers Mayor Kurtis Connor
@okiedokie2840 3 жыл бұрын
@@stepbro4028 😂
@hamtaru 3 жыл бұрын
that was legitimately creepy ngl
@cheesyoutanimations2045 3 жыл бұрын
Ai movie in a nutshell
@allieanimates8539 3 жыл бұрын
ahhh gacha horror
@ishmaeldoesstuff3657 3 жыл бұрын
Danny screaming “I’m a real boy” will haunt me forever
@justSunny7 3 жыл бұрын
Same 😔
@jameswarf6456 3 жыл бұрын
*I'M A REAL **_BOYYYYY_*
@wadejonaitis426 3 жыл бұрын
@@jameswarf6456 Bro you can't just scare me like that smh.
@bangitybangbabang 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, thanks for the nightmares fucker!
@Gossamaggs 3 жыл бұрын
Is he a better boy, is the question
@Duckiedogz 10 ай бұрын
The 'TacVisor" is actually a thin piece of plastic that covers most computer screens. This piece of plastic morphs the light making colors. (don't ask how idk) that's why the screens are white, they took of the plastic with a razor and when you put down the visor, it's like the screen has the plastic.
@sriissyracha 2 жыл бұрын
“First you blind em’, then you give them a lil stab stab, then you give them a lil bang bang and then a lil smacky smack”
@inessilva1214 3 жыл бұрын
"it fits in any pocket" women watching this: we'll see about that
@elin_ 3 жыл бұрын
Right?! Womens pockets are ridiculously small. As a girl who prefer pockets instead of carrying around bags, that's so annoying. The worst thing of all: Fake pockets 😩
@modus8256 3 жыл бұрын
@@elin_ and then they design bags for women that are about just as big as mens pockets, and men's bags are more that twice the size of their pockets
@eldritchabomination9726 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO THAT WAS LITERALLY THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT
@subhuman8945 3 жыл бұрын
There's not a man on earth who knows why the pockets of women's pants are so consistently ridiculous So that begs the question...if women don't know, and men don't know... ...then who is actually making women's pants..??
@HollyHummingbirdriver 3 жыл бұрын
They make them so small to sell more purses. If you look up Victorian era pockets they were HUGE.
@Gossamaggs 3 жыл бұрын
"Fits in any pocket" This product is clearly made for men.
@christinamorris5742 3 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOOO
@1-800-CHRISSY 3 жыл бұрын
*HDTHTCEHEXRDHR PLEASE-*
@scorpiiiondude3327 3 жыл бұрын
best comment
@maddie904 3 жыл бұрын
true * sigh *
@srorrim 3 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
@Arylett 2 жыл бұрын
I've been rather stressed out these past few days and have been re-watching your videos. I must say that your brand of comedy gels quite well with me, because I've actually been laughing even harder at them. My favorite parts in this one is how you go on at length about the guy with the serial killer face in the jungle and also when the invisible clown man is revealed by the tac visor. Thank you for being so funny though, I am one happy Greg.
@juliamavroidi8601 Жыл бұрын
It's a nutcracker (actually it's a toy soldier, but Danny calls it nutcracker) Hope you're better!
@nineveh17 4 ай бұрын
😊Danny truly is a joy to behold
@topbrick4025 Жыл бұрын
"What's that, I can't see anything!" "GOD BLESS AMERICA!" that was the funniest and also the most sudden cut I have ever seen 😂
@averieherring4147 3 жыл бұрын
Nick: this razor is so small it can fit in any pocket! Women’s pockets: rules are made to be broken
@hepthegreat4005 3 жыл бұрын
Women: you guys get pockets?
@yukikanegawa7470 3 жыл бұрын
Well it is meant for military tough manly men.
@ana7icia 3 жыл бұрын
@@yukikanegawa7470 oh ofc the macho menly menny men and the navy guys
@caoimhedoesstuff9293 3 жыл бұрын
@@zaclumley7553 you do know that most women shave right? Legs, upper lip, arms etc
@deereye87 3 жыл бұрын
@@zaclumley7553 wut
@memechild2025 3 жыл бұрын
I want Danny to make a full length horror movie where all the characters are played by him in different costumes. I would give my entire bank account for it.
@godsclown4419 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@buckets1623 3 жыл бұрын
yesssssssss
@thrawnnoconnection6931 3 жыл бұрын
Hmmm. Have you accumulated debt?
@moxxy3565 3 жыл бұрын
So like $40?
@leeloo87 3 жыл бұрын
That made me think of the movie split-
@ROMOROMOROMOO Жыл бұрын
The skit with the nutcracker in the middle is my favorite one Danny ever made. I feel like he could really make a great horror character if he wanted.
@SoScarlettItWasMaroon 4 ай бұрын
I’m imagining Danny having to ask Laura for red lipstick and explaining that he needed it to paint himself like a real-life nutcracker.
@louiskr42 3 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, the nutcracker bit was actually kinda terrifying
@davidbosy4275 3 жыл бұрын
"kinda" !?
@The_garb4ge_man 3 жыл бұрын
Laura in the other room 👁👄👁
@mynawina9177 3 жыл бұрын
i will see that thing in my nightmares
@gato6988 3 жыл бұрын
im still shaking
@winged_rat 3 жыл бұрын
ik...
@bankruptbitch7104 3 жыл бұрын
okay but Danny’s acting is kind of amazing. when he was screaming “i’m a real boy” i got genuine chills. get this man an Oscar.
@nutellacastle 3 жыл бұрын
same i don't think danny realizes how great of an actor he actually is
@digestivebiscuit8967 3 жыл бұрын
Didnt he go to drama school or something?
@Ziaberry 3 жыл бұрын
@@digestivebiscuit8967 I've seen at least one old video of him doing some kind of stand up skit where he's the only actor and plays multiple characters at once, it might've been when he was in high school though
@markwatson6477 2 жыл бұрын
7:10 Crypt TV: write that down, write that down!
@aynohalopesdealmeida9932 6 ай бұрын
And they already did it :D
@doctornonsense4726 Жыл бұрын
Hi Danny, new subscriber. I found you when I clicked on an image that I thought was Daniel Radcliffe, but it was you and you made me laugh out loud numerous times. Look forward to watching your other videos.
@fungi5350 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@DisneyHaterKing1923 Ай бұрын
Welcome to the Greg family doctor nonsense
@kayawhitton4806 3 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing about the tac razor has to be the fact that if you drop a regular razor into water it’s not going to break either
@Abigail-pv1hn 2 жыл бұрын
ahhah i never thought of that but that so true wtf
@eaglest0554 2 жыл бұрын
Non electric razors: It even works underwater!
@fifty-sixty 2 жыл бұрын
but how danny does the stance-
@doublekil669 2 жыл бұрын
“are you bored of your razor that works all the time? hi. i’m nick bolton with the TAC razor”
@luginess0 2 жыл бұрын
And it even works!
@jesselevy6879 3 жыл бұрын
i can’t explain why but him putting a warning for flashing lights in the title makes me so happy. i’m not even affected by them, but it’s such a nice extra step he took that most youtubers don’t.
@ketu555 3 жыл бұрын
same!!!
@justinhamilton8647 3 жыл бұрын
I get strong migraines/headaches from repeatedly flashing lights, which is like a weekly thing since they’re everywhere on the internet, and I appreciated the warning a lot :) someone’s looking out for us at least
@transboimax7187 3 жыл бұрын
I know!!! Im not personally affected by flashing lights, but i understand the need for warnings cause i typically need stim warnings so i dont stim for like half an hour or more. :)
@lina-pu6id 3 жыл бұрын
exactly how i felt
@catpoke9557 3 жыл бұрын
I always imagine that. How scary is it to live life when flashing lights can cause you to have a seizure and literally die? And then the fact that you could see them at any moment for any reason. And you always have to think, just because this video doesn't have a warning, does that really mean there aren't flashing lights? Or if you turn on the TV for a second. Movies have warnings, I believe. But what about when you turn it on and it's already on a scene with flashing lights? It must be nerve-wracking.
@logandudley2750 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but this is one of my favorite Danny videos, but the part with the gingerbread man screaming I'm a real boy never fails to give me just all of the Creeps. I go to bed wondering if at some point I'll start hearing that festive decoration screaming from within my walls, "YOU CAN SEE ME!! IM A REAL BOY!!" until the raw fear causes me to fall unconscious and I awaken in the Attic surrounded by all the other Christmas decorations staring down at me, as they say perched on top of boxes. And scrawled in the dust on the walls and floor and ceiling framing my motionless body are the words "NOW IM A REAL BOY!" When I finally made it downstairs the front door was wide open and I haven't seen The Nutcracker since. I pray that God forgives me for whatever it is that I Unleashed on the world
@nikkifilias682 Жыл бұрын
I love how danny just ~ sticks ~ his butt out in that combat pose. He should be a mortal combat character
@karitasphoto9078 3 жыл бұрын
Commercial: Can fit in any pocket Womens pants: You dare challenge me mortal?
@ashleybroening6933 3 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly. Jeggings is approaching!
@bluebosnian 3 жыл бұрын
overalls for the win bb!
@sitalvs 3 жыл бұрын
shorts marketed for women with faux pockets!!
@ellebrooks13 3 жыл бұрын
@@sitalvs Haha I hate those faux pockets!
@sitalvs 3 жыл бұрын
@@ellebrooks13 the person who designed those are probs satan himself
@megancaputo 3 жыл бұрын
everyone’s talking about the nutcracker skit and danny’s acting, but no ones talking about those BARS of god bless america
@vesmirnaeliss 3 жыл бұрын
because it was a goood oneee!!! :D
@neonskyline2206 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@hney_flower28 3 жыл бұрын
Fish are pretty
@moongirlmimi 3 жыл бұрын
Lol right beautiful ass voice
@nisarojas2869 3 жыл бұрын
That’s X Factor worthy
@existing_human7237 Жыл бұрын
13:34 "The Tac wallet is flatter and thinner," Meanwhile the Tac wallet is empty, and the CIVILIAN wallet has all of Nick's overdue math homework plus the bill of rights.
@maxisgorgeous4008 2 жыл бұрын
7:13 Danny found a way to make a 30 second clip scarier than most horror movies
@mama_mafia9755 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who was in the military, “military tough products” means “goodluck on if it stays together for a week”
@botmaddie8320 3 жыл бұрын
@꧁Rouge Pride꧂ YESSSS i just saw a kakyoin pfp above this
@hecomes.6978 3 жыл бұрын
Watches jojo and did service? Damn what a chad
@Uncomical_117 3 жыл бұрын
Well I have to trust a fellow jojo fan
@Pc118Gamer 3 жыл бұрын
I've heard from army guys that military grade just means whatever you can get for cheap
@lugoorstar 3 жыл бұрын
@@Pc118Gamer yea normally the military doesn't buy quality products on bulk, that would mean more taxes used on them, and not the second hand security services.
@sophiestudios2911 3 жыл бұрын
Therapist: nutcracker Danny can’t hurt you, he’s not real Nutcracker Danny: 7:17
@mangobuffalo1543 3 жыл бұрын
IM A REAL BOYYYYYYYYYYY
@robertk2194 3 жыл бұрын
that scene was so funny
@abunchoftacos5247 3 жыл бұрын
It's creepy and great
@damemeplug5062 3 жыл бұрын
Hope we get danny lore
@Jibbeeeee 3 жыл бұрын
It was pure nightmare fuel 😂☠️
@CallMeBlackout_ Жыл бұрын
As a Navy Veteran, I can confirm that the US Government sent me to bootcamp just to give me gills so I can breathe air and while I’m in the water. Once I got out, they took away my tail, my gills…and now I sit in silence and listen to ocean sounds.
@renthewerecat 7 ай бұрын
10:43 i've never seen someone look so expressively miserable and terrified
@poseidon1680 3 жыл бұрын
I love how these commercials always talk about things being “Military Grade” when in reality that means whatever is the cheapest available thing
@alexparmley529 3 жыл бұрын
Well yeah that's military grade. Cheap as hell and wont work
@poseidon1680 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexparmley529 I wouldn’t go as far as to say won’t work, recently they’ve actually gotten off their asses and bought decent gear. Just remember though that during WW2 the standard British SMG cost £11 per unit. They actually worked well surprisingly unlike the M16 in Vietnam which was prone to just not firing
@2cute2poot76 3 жыл бұрын
@@poseidon1680 i knew they never gave the military very quality items and supplies but skimping on the actual fucking guns? Literally die for America to save $10
@HeyItsHades 3 жыл бұрын
@@2cute2poot76 $10 per gun when there are thousands and thousands of guns is actually a lot of money. For the military to afford high quality gear would require A) budget increase B) cutting the DOD budget in another area. Either way some part of the political spectrum in government is going to be pissed. Oh, not to mention the back room closed door deals these companies do with the government which included extra benefits for the person who gets to make the deal. No matter where you stand on the issue if your company makes most of it's money off war you're a pretty shit company.
@VaughnOfficalMusic 3 жыл бұрын
@@2cute2poot76 unless of course your in the Air Force they treat Air Force recruits nice
@SkiddlyBink 3 жыл бұрын
hey danny, that nutcracker bit? fucking terrifying
@oliviakenny4731 3 жыл бұрын
Those nutcrackers always freaked me out but this is a whole new level
@alishbaahmed 3 жыл бұрын
Why did I read this like Kurtis would say it?
@oliviakenny4731 3 жыл бұрын
@@alishbaahmed same omg
@RoseOfSharyn18 3 жыл бұрын
No joke though. Jesus. Lol
@absol8126 3 жыл бұрын
Yes it is indeed
@screamsformemes Жыл бұрын
13:53 Missed opportunity of "Nick, do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?"
@WKnudsen713 Жыл бұрын
Having legitimately been trained in flashlight self defense, you don’t actually need a tactical flashlight. In fact a standard flashlight is probably better because you can take it anywhere; a tactical flashlight could be considered a weapon in some places
@TheMaritimeHorror 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who is in the military I have come to learn that “military grade” actually means as cheap as possible.
@f1zz-k1d89 3 жыл бұрын
my dad was in the navy for two decades and he maintains that everything he received could be bought at a five below
@bippy201 3 жыл бұрын
Has anyone here seen Gavin?
@dawudhinton5754 3 жыл бұрын
Are you on Fort Gordon?
@caesarin0 3 жыл бұрын
@@bippy201 hoping Gavin shows up soon
@dhruvtukadiya 3 жыл бұрын
That's true, military grade is a marketing term meaning the product has the cheapest production cost possible while still being functional. So when you hear, "military grade," you should think, "bare minimum production value."
@lexid6943 3 жыл бұрын
As a hamster owner, she can 100% withstand any demon in existence. She's sweet until she doesnt like what you've done and then she is feral.
@leohdj3198 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yeah she becomes feral ? What if she became military grade hamstactical ?
@aarishowton8037 3 жыл бұрын
I haven’t watched the video yet, I’m 36 seconds in and he’s still talking about the tact-light, and I love how absolutely nonsense this comment is
@jenaurr 3 жыл бұрын
okay but can she handle firey bow and arrows being thrown at her? 🤔
@lexid6943 3 жыл бұрын
@@jenaurr She is the one throwing the fiery bow and arrows
@lexid6943 3 жыл бұрын
@@leohdj3198 We havent tested that setting yet.
@thecrepeofdeath 2 жыл бұрын
shaver guy needs to be cast as a supervillain, holy shit. I imagine anyone's wallet could withstand that particular arrow, since it didn't seem to have a head! and thanks for the flashing lights warning :) but there's another one 8 minutes in that wasn't mentioned
@RubyEmma 11 ай бұрын
I’m interested in what Laura thought when she walked into Danny’s office and saw genuinely the scariest weapon of all time
@baasiix 3 жыл бұрын
*I’m literally never gonna look at the Nutcracker the same way*
@sunnylapis6584 3 жыл бұрын
I know right? I'm going to be consistently paranoid about the poor abused nutcracker
@keirapage6442 3 жыл бұрын
omg thats what i was thinking about the whole time
@hgdrrfgrg 3 жыл бұрын
Use the tac bat if it finds a way to be seen
@3mma.. 3 жыл бұрын
IKRRR
@bludzowski 3 жыл бұрын
When did he say ‚‚I'm a real boy''
@julie__j2159 3 жыл бұрын
Nick Bolton: "it fits into ANY pocket" Basically any women's jeans: Are you sure about that?
@byrnetdown6076 3 жыл бұрын
especialllly those pockets on womens jackets that are all cute and then you go to use them and you realize its just a flap of fabric for decoration to make it LOOK like you have pockets
@imemotionallystable7109 3 жыл бұрын
@@byrnetdown6076 OMFG I SWEAR
@imemotionallystable7109 3 жыл бұрын
@@llvnaa9600 ew just ew
@gracie7714 3 жыл бұрын
@@byrnetdown6076 I remember my first pair of jeans w/o pockets and I was upset 😠!! It’s blasphemous!!!🙄💥
@pickleproductions5736 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a man and God that sounds absolutely revolting.
@moshroomba Жыл бұрын
The thing about the nut cracker scene is it wasn't as scary as Danny's "reaction" to it. 10/10 acting Also just like we have Danny sleep paralysis lore, we need nutcracker guy lore
@superslimanoniem4712 Жыл бұрын
That visor is just a polariser, and the tv has it's polariser removed. So you can't see the image until you hold the filter in front. Iirc ltt made a video about something like this before, but inside diy glasses.
@whooshroosh 3 жыл бұрын
Guys, don't be afraid the Nutcracker is just Drew with makeup on.
@sophiadodds9954 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for informing me I was terrified 😆😃👍🥳🧐🤪😎
@kaylasmith634 3 жыл бұрын
omg this comment is so underrated this is HILARIOUS and perfectly clever
@eggdogfan2124 3 жыл бұрын
god damit bamboozled again
@ducesnakes999 3 жыл бұрын
Or Drew is just the nutcracker with makeup on....
@beb2880 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@MohammedAgbadi 3 жыл бұрын
The tactical flashlight can be used to attack bad guys, hammer nails, and do almost everything but flash light.
@fart63 3 жыл бұрын
I keep reading it as tactical fleshlight
@austin0172 3 жыл бұрын
@@fart63 oh nonononononono
@NerdStuffing 3 жыл бұрын
@@fart63 finally a tactical thing I would buy
@crow3467 3 жыл бұрын
@@fart63 yes someone get me one of those
@aquashuriken1634 3 жыл бұрын
@@fart63 me too. Guess I'm too far gone
@OrigamiDogYT Жыл бұрын
7:36 that shot is terrifying
@DemonCat-to8ut 4 ай бұрын
Drew golden once said that ‘a life hack is just two things taped together.” By that logic, the tack-light is a life hack.
@hunlim2117 3 жыл бұрын
It turns out TicTacs were actually just Tactical Jellybeans, specially designed to make your breath Military Tough.
@PMOrly 3 жыл бұрын
Specially designed to make your breath Military Tough
@chur8um 3 жыл бұрын
Makes sense
@molls127 3 жыл бұрын
i hate this
@adele6020 3 жыл бұрын
underrated comment af
@hunlim2117 3 жыл бұрын
@@PMOrly that's a good one lmao
@brookemurphy2580 3 жыл бұрын
Please keep the nutcracker as a recurring character, that shit was terrifying and I loved it
@crustydustypopcicle6033 2 жыл бұрын
Lol same. It was funny but scary🤣🤣🦄🐦
@bottlemanepic3781 2 жыл бұрын
Timestamp
@trashflower1971 2 жыл бұрын
@@bottlemanepic3781 7:14
@JanieBee 2 жыл бұрын
Agreeeeee
@sweatytea333 2 жыл бұрын
Same. It was f***in delightful!
@TaliaBlackwater 2 жыл бұрын
I genuinely appreciate that Danny does all his own stunts.
@louhaslostit Жыл бұрын
7:14 please make this into a full horror/comedy video it would be perfect. Like even the editing on this part is amazing.
@doombuggy123 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being underwater in a battle situation and thinking “I need to shave. RIGHT. NOW.”
@WhiteScorpio2 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine: you are in a combat, fighting enemy dolphins when your long gorgeous manly beard gets tangled in an enemy trap and your last thoughts are: if only I bought a TacRazor for shaving underwater.
@Cloudychaostheone 3 жыл бұрын
Can't relate. I'm not a navy guy.
@mothma_am 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cloudychaostheone the real navy guys were the friends we made along the way
@pigadmiral6642 3 жыл бұрын
Navy guys.
@oscy7909 3 жыл бұрын
@@pigadmiral6642 Navy Guys, am I right?
@magictoaster2996 3 жыл бұрын
“Great job Annie, now finish the job.” “But, bu-“ “Don’t hesitate Annie, you aren’t a civilian are you? Be military tough.”
@Rudolphgaylord 3 жыл бұрын
Haha, navy boys
@discoshark7767 3 жыл бұрын
Are you okay Annie? Annie are you okay? Will you tell us?? That you’re okay???
@aayuktaraut8424 3 жыл бұрын
@@discoshark7767 came here to say that 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@AOB1206 3 жыл бұрын
My names Annie 😳
@Tzgrey77 3 жыл бұрын
NO SURRENDER NO MERCY
@SnowLily123 Жыл бұрын
2:20 As someone who has literally been in a Navy family for 18 years of my entire life (and I’m currently 18, dad has literally just retired), I will confirm that 99% of the time the Navy is on a ship on water and not swimming under water.
@bobsock8718 Жыл бұрын
7:01 - the best
@kakyoin5862 3 жыл бұрын
“tac wallet is thinner and smaller” yeah, the other wallet is full of stuff, the tac wallet has literally nothing in it.
@baibo.1824 3 жыл бұрын
Also how is it better? Yay I can fit less things in my wallet
@botmaddie8320 3 жыл бұрын
i just saw a bruno and kakyoin pfp above each other
@rendynchi5079 3 жыл бұрын
donut
@kakyoin5862 3 жыл бұрын
@@rendynchi5079 stop bullying me ✋
@rendynchi5079 3 жыл бұрын
@@kakyoin5862 no you donut
@nyx1216 3 жыл бұрын
If nutcracker Danny isn’t gonna be a recurring character I will riot
@zilleaxolotl3457 3 жыл бұрын
it'll be a reccuring character in my nightmares
@superstellarhere 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god please be a reoccuring character that Danny uses for subtle jumpscares. Like he’s walking through his house and for a split second we see Nutcranny (listen I tried ok?).
@human7605 3 жыл бұрын
Reeeee he must come baaaaaack
@rosyhvideo2587 3 жыл бұрын
DAMN GOOD ONE
@fex7175 3 жыл бұрын
@@superstellarhere I love that honesty, made the thought more wholesome lol
@sofie3508 Жыл бұрын
The part where Danny imitated how he was standing before attacking the two men with the flashlight. I lost it lmao. That stance is so sus I love it
@HopeIsADrug11037 Жыл бұрын
bro that "I'M A REAAAL BOOOOOOOY" was perfect voice acting goddamn 😭
@TheJacobshapiro 3 жыл бұрын
Nick Boulton is the adult version of the “you’re disrespecting a future US army soldier” kid from vine.
@bruhnova8917 3 жыл бұрын
He actually got into the military, it's cool that he actually followed his dream
@VaughnOfficalMusic 3 жыл бұрын
@@bruhnova8917 no he didn’t he’s a rapper on SoundCloud
@VaughnOfficalMusic 3 жыл бұрын
@@bruhnova8917 unless your joking and saying nick bolton is that kid than ya funny
@alisonpurgatory85 3 жыл бұрын
Being a victim of propaganda is not cool
@alisonpurgatory85 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao that sounds so like Sonic PSA but really it isn’t, military recruiters and propaganda are predatory and prey on the disadvantaged, kids
@nyraaa7583 3 жыл бұрын
Danny I think you’ve single-handedly terrified everyone with that nutcracker bit
@greyshadow1028 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he definitely did.
@Z0hR 3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@scarb5256 3 жыл бұрын
*Drew
@calowenby1654 5 ай бұрын
Currently watching this video to fall asleep, but to quote Danny, “I knew what was coming and it still scared me.”
@logan_page 2 жыл бұрын
That TacVisor thing does actually work. It’s a polarizing film. That screen they were using had it’s removed so that when it was put back into place the image showed up again. That being said it’s absolutely useless outside of that specific scenario.
@gan5920 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna do something I never do: SHAVE!" -- Nick Bolton, a man purportedly in a line of work where you are expected to shave literally every single day.
@joeyknight8272 3 жыл бұрын
Well I mean some dont
@jaheriawilson19 3 жыл бұрын
why would they have to shave everyday??
@untamedfox35 3 жыл бұрын
@@jaheriawilson19 (In the army) men must keep their face clean-shaven when in uniform or in civilian clothes on duty. Mustaches are permitted; if worn, mustaches must be kept neatly trimmed, tapered, and tidy. Thanks Google.
@untamedfox35 3 жыл бұрын
@@jaheriawilson19 They only have to stay shaved if on duty or in uniform, and he was supposedly on duty in the commercial.
@jaheriawilson19 3 жыл бұрын
@@untamedfox35 ah oki
@sunfeatherX3 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: military grade doesn’t mean strong. It’s means cheap.
@getsmoked7219 3 жыл бұрын
It means the bare minimum required to be usable in the military. So yeah cheap and of low quality
@lv9265 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, didn't know that
@its.red32 3 жыл бұрын
Prior service here..yes, cheap shit for sure. Shit just gets passed around without actually upgrading anything. Pretty sure I used an ACH that was from 10+ years ago.
@bekaeast7346 3 жыл бұрын
Idk it’s advertising to Americans, and America only puts money into the military & doesn’t leave and money for health care. They are saying it more expensive then your life😌
@its.red32 3 жыл бұрын
@@bekaeast7346 yeah America sucks lol. Unless we have a giant Purge, I feel like we're never going to progress and get the necessary health care and education that we need
@codiac555 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Danny’s fighting stance is just caving in his spine
@Impracticalminors 2 жыл бұрын
When Danny swears it's so funny he uses so much emotion
@lpsfankanr1 3 жыл бұрын
Therapist: "Nutcracker Danny doesn't exist" Nutcracker Danny:
@m0bz0mb39 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Plagolago64 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@cinnamonflavoredmemes 3 жыл бұрын
That nutcracker thing would make a fuckin terrifying horror movie
@hornetisvoider 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@Carcino.Geneticist 2 жыл бұрын
IM A REAL BOII
@juliefarrell6688 2 жыл бұрын
The Real Boy Coming June 2023
@batjackattack5556 2 жыл бұрын
@@juliefarrell6688 the boy 3: greg
@Ihaveagasmask 2 жыл бұрын
@@juliefarrell6688 sound terrifiying
@valkyrie9646 2 жыл бұрын
Lol! Danny's poor wife and neighbors. Danny: "I'M A REEEEAAAAL BOOOY!!!" Laura: Oh, don't mind Danny. He's just sitting alone in his room talking to himself and recording himself answering himself. Want to come over for dinner? Neighbors: No. God, no. We'll be moving soon. We have to pack. Right now!
@BadgerOfTheSea Жыл бұрын
Out of all the forces that don't need a rugged, tactical shaver, its the Navy. They have modern bathrooms onboard ships. It even shows one in the clip they used
@username-mk4qv 3 жыл бұрын
Nutcracker Danny can’t hurt you, he doesn’t exist. Nutcracker Danny: I’M A REAL BOOOOOOOY!
@rosyhvideo2587 3 жыл бұрын
*continues to stare directly into your soul*
@keylaliendo2111 3 жыл бұрын
That was scary
@ccb36 3 жыл бұрын
I was genuinely afraid for a moment
@catherine7144 3 жыл бұрын
It actually scared me. 😩
@catherine7144 3 жыл бұрын
“You can see me” “What?” “You.. you can see me..” “Who are you..?” “Finally.” “FINALLY!” “IM A REAL BOY!!”
@stankyratman5685 3 жыл бұрын
that nutcracker danny skit was STRAIGHT out of a horror movie-
@ottiliabjorkmanselhag2860 3 жыл бұрын
yeah i kept looking at it out of fear for the rest of the video
@i_live_under_a_bridge3454 3 жыл бұрын
See everybody is talking about that nutcrackers bit but no one is saying what happened so I had no idea what to expect. Holy shit it was not that. We now need a mini movie where the nutcracker tries to take over Danny's life and yt channel.
@curranfrank2854 3 жыл бұрын
@@i_live_under_a_bridge3454 Yeah, I knew it was creepy but it still shook me XD
@stars_inthe_sky 3 жыл бұрын
@@i_live_under_a_bridge3454 this is GENIUS!!
@i_live_under_a_bridge3454 3 жыл бұрын
@@stars_inthe_sky Aha thank you I occassionally have a good idea like once every 100 years or so. So What shall we say Danny's halloween special this year?
@asamlos 7 ай бұрын
The whole “navy guys” thing is so funny to me bc one of my closest friends was in the navy and she HATES the water
@alexincolors7516 Жыл бұрын
HAHA! The scene with the nutcracker is so good! I love it! I guess that shield or however it's name was is like when you took some psychedelics but without taking them actually, just seeing stuff
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