The three Musketeers of horror: Nutcracker Danny, Smurf Kurtis and Fedora Drew

I honestly would love to see Kurtis's search history You'd probably see "people crying", "peter griffin transparent png" "people applauding"

Did we seriously go a whole video about whisper without Kurtis saying “Whisper? I hardly know her” ?

my actual deepest secret is that when i was in 3rd grade i pretended that i couldn't see as well as i could and i ended up getting prescribed glasses, lying the whole way. im 18 years old now and i haven't worn glasses in years and yet, somehow, every person around me still believes im supposed to be wearing glasses. my 3rd grade self set me up for a lifetime of lying about a disability. (but in all honesty I've been truthful about all my visits since I was at least 16 so they have to have noticed I got 20/20 vision somehow between visits) my best friend and my brother are the only people who know this. so to anyone who happens to see this comment, you have become a part of a lifelong secret only three people know- or, four now, including you.... congrats

The skits in this were fucking wild. They're like a whole cinematic universe

whisper: "smack cam" kurtis: *proceeds to make an entire scene with plot twist, character death, and a wholesome ending*

I had a paralysis-like nightmare where a man was just. standing at the foot of my bed and staring at me. When I woke up, it was still dark, and I was feeling pretty freaked out. I checked the time, saw it was 6:00 on the dot. Suddenly, the sound of Kurtis chanting "6am Hotdog" popped into my head, and started running on a loop. Really calmed me down. Thanks, Kurtis 👍

the specific brand of humor in Kurtis's sketches perfectly mimics what it feels like to wake up at 3AM with a fever and sleep paralysis and notice that the TV's still on

This video was just an excuse to make a million wild skits and I'm here for it

the fact that Kurtis actually filmed those pee closet scenes and did the stunts himself is so impressive, I don't think even I have the dedication to piss that much

Im in tears over the entire video game controller tier list, best bit

6:33”if your not familiar with the concept of a pee drawer-“ like it’s relatable

“what’s wrong babe? you’ve barely touched your 6AM hotdog”

I feel like Kurtis loses a piece of his soul everytime he does a extra greeting

Lol, I remember I got this app when I was 12 bc I was questioning my sexuality and I wanted someone to talk to, and my mom found out I was taking to strangers online and I got in massive trouble…but hey, at least she was more upset about that than she was about me liking women 🤷‍♀️

the idea of people cheering while he goes up for a eulogy is so comically underrated

when I broke up with my ex he made a whisper that said “[my full name] is a skank” with a background of a pregnant belly (I wasn’t pregnant) so I made it my facebook cover picture

this video's a cover-up. kurtis just wanted an outlet to confess that he slides wii remotes up himself but he's too embarrassed to use whisper

As a guy that wears unfolded beanies on the back of my head, you're 100% correct about the monster energy thing

You should make a sequel with those toxic pinterest whisper girlies

i can just imagine kurtis writing down a list of things he needs for this video and it’s just “blue face paint, white hat, wii remote control, hot dog” and jenna not even questioning it anymore

When I was 12, I used to post some WEIRD shit on whisper because it was literally hilarious watching people argue if it was real or not

the 6 am hotdog being at the end of the funeral implies the funeral was at 6 in the morning which is hilarious

I like how he actually made a competent tier list of controller suppository for a 15 second bit.

“imagine walking into a walmart and no one has teeth” kurtis, i live in the south. i don’t have to imagine.

the" I pee my pants when I'm embarrassed" sure as hell will make it to those out of context videos

I honestly love how kurtis finds something ridiculous, makes a joke about it, and then brings it up later 😂

“friends, family, king bach” was funnier than it should’ve been

This script feels like it was written by AI.

i feel like kurtis’s skits are really just re-enactments of his fever dreams and his characters are just his sleep paralysis demons

I was on whisper for a while and never got much interactiong but once I posted a whisper that said "I poop a lot for a 23 yr old girl" and the amount of notifications/messages I got in an hour was insane

kurtis acting like he isn’t the one who made the whisper about the wii remote 🙄🙄

My sister hasn’t seen the video yet, she’s concerned about my well being. I can’t stop saying 6am hot dog and giggling to myself

Moral of the story : 6am hot dog

I love how people were cheering with beers at the funeral. Nothing brings a funeral together like a nice cold beer.

Choose your fighter: “im like a small puppy, i believe everything on the internet is real and not meant to hurt me” - Cody ko “im as gullible as a toddler, if i see something in the internet i believe it” - Kurtis Conner

the sheer effort that went into this funeral bit is enough to make me be nice to you but also it is the law

You asked us to share our deepest darkest secrets, so here goes. Normally I would never say this. I've never told anyone before. It's been haunting me. But since a KZfaqr asked me to, finally it is time for me to share my most secret confession where all the world can see: 6am hot dog

ive watched this too many times. it never gets old

kurtis conner search history: "wet hotdog squishy noises"

“honey wake up, kurtis conner just posted”

These were the most unhinged sketches I've ever seen

6:13 gonna come out to my parents as ace with this

“i could talk about theoretically putting video games controllers up my ass all day” -kurtis conner, 2021

The most unsettling part of the 6am hotdog sketch is that Kurtis didn’t heat up the hotdog. That’s just a cold, wet, straight-out-of-the-pack wiener slapped on that bun

can’t wait for kurtis to see the extremely toxic ones that linger on pinterest

help someone pls comfort me I saw smth rly scary and I’m crying rn

therapist: blue kurtis isn’t real he can’t hurt you blue kurtis:

my favourite part of kurtis's sketches is that just when they should be over, he drops us headfirst into the very deepest strangest part of his subconscious mind and doesn't edit it out. every single time.

7:50 I love your jokes so much kurtis. You're a silly oose

I've been going through a major depressive episode and your videos have managed to make me smile for the first time today

I’m verified on Whisper it’s whatever

10:50 the little oh my god is the best part of the video

5:12 as a Dennis, that... Is probably what an alternate reality hipster version of me would be like

If there is no green screen in a Kurtis video, did it really happen?

Every single one of Kurtis’ videos feels like you are talking to one of your friends who can’t remember inside jokes and always makes new ones every conversation

I do look forward to half off candy after holidays😂 I give out my whole stash on Halloween, and buy it cheaper after

The thing i love about kurtis's skits is that he adds jokes from earlier in the video, making the skit even more halarious 😭

How does one person write, film, and act every part in a sketch while still making the funniest shit in this platform

As funny as these sketches are, every so often i realize it's all Kurtis and that at some point he was lying in bed poking a hot dog at his face

CANADIAN dude who mocked Americans for calling "tuques" "beanies" calls a tuque a beanie! (8:19)

These sketches are the bomb.

"she had a mouthful of teeth, and that's why I don't shop at wallmart anymore" is a no-context sentence almost more insane than the famous drake and josh one

i feel like the skits have got gradually more and more obscure and kurtis is slowly descending into madness

Man got springlocked 💀 5:33

mustache kurtis and unmustache kurtis are two different people to me i just cannot accept that they are one person

kurtis's sketches have better cinematography, effects, storylines and acting than all netflix original movies combined

I don’t think that Batman has to worry about his mom finding the piss drawer

I was so scared that he was coming for the Pinterest whispers because that might be my entire personality

The smack cam skit becomes even funnier when I think how they’d probably do an autopsy after such a weird death and they just put the organs back randomly into the torso afterwards

The wii mote is OBVIOUSLY supposed to be used as a tampon, it's got a string and is the same shape and also happens to be highly absorbent. Don't believe me? You will

therapist: smurf kurtis conner doesn't exist- smurf kurtis conner:

I just like that extra greeting music that plays for a second. It makes me feel so welcome here, thank you

I always come back to this video because it’s so well done! Love you Kurtis. Thanks for always putting in the extra effort.

Slowly watching Kurtis get tired of his intro is kinda funny. I started noticing it more in his three most recent videos

I present my idea for a new app: SHOUT, where you anonymously write very personal secrets and they release your full name, address, and social security number

As a chop suey enjoyer I have to speak to my mother.

The way Kurtis say "Smack cam" is just so funny to me😭😭 12:00

"6am hot dog" sounds like the punchline to one of Drew's lost jokes

This has got to be a record for the largest number of skits in a Kurtis Conner video.

was eating while watching this then 11:05 came and the sound killed my hunger completely

My deepest darkest secret is that when I was young, I wished on the full moon that my dad would just go away and I would never have to see him again...he passed a few years later. The only way I've been able to cope with this is by making really dry dead dad jokes to unsuspecting victims. I still make wishes on the full moon, but I also the the power it holds.

my deepest darkest secret: i still haven’t fully recovered from being turned into a dolphin after kurtis used subliminal in his video

when he said "Friends, Family" and then pans to King Bach I actually choked

i once saw a whisper with a picture of kristoph gavin that said "bruh look at my lawyer im going to jail😭😭😭"

ive watched this video so many times I cant stop

Instead of “live, laugh, and love”, the new one should be “Friends, Family, and King Bach”

I momentarily forgot Kurtis plays everyone in his skits and was legitimately shocked when Kurtis came out as Tommy like that was a bold casting choice

my darkest secret: I watch kurtis conner's videos

I love the sheer amount of sketches in Kurtis’s videos.

can we appreciate how he literally painted his entire face blue just for it to be in the video for like 10 seconds

i remember seeing a whisper that said "having children is unethical" and i think that's why i am the way i am today

Sex repulsed asexuals: 6:20

The sketches in this are abundant and insane, I love it

okay but why is no one talking about how hilarious “pull out the guitar, get shot by a gun” is like i legitimately needed to pause and catch my breath i-

“I thought you were my girlfriend, not society” - Dennis Conner

10:12 6am hot dog also i knew i loved the wii for a reason

the sound effects you put on the hotdog are making me cry

My darkest secret is that I’m Bri’ish, please help I can’t say a sentence without saying innit at the end innit

“We should keep going” more like “wii should keep going”