The Whitest Thing Ever | Tony Rock

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The Whitest Thing Ever | Tony Rock | Stand-up Comedy

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Tony Rock recounts seeing the whitest thing ever at an airport.
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@jettgriffith7216 4 жыл бұрын

Man when he said “whitest people thing” and “airport” i woulda sworn he was gonna talk about clapping when the pilot lands

@megamarsonic 4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@jettgriffith7216 4 жыл бұрын

S exactly

@obvioululante2183 4 жыл бұрын

@S You should try to do something relevant

@rickjackmortman6523 4 жыл бұрын

@@obvioululante2183 oof😂

@fidel_soto 4 жыл бұрын

That's not a white thing, that's a dominican thing

@brasshouse-og 4 жыл бұрын

I'd guarentee the dude had his phone clipped to his belt.

@allanjim3 4 жыл бұрын

Brass House - I know guys like that! 🤣 they think it’s like Batman’s utility belt!! 😂

@meman_the_mememan8608 4 жыл бұрын

Plain white polo shirt tucked into the loose jeans with the nose of he’s shoes pokin out the bottom. Got them dad shades too

@Gothbabe666 4 жыл бұрын

Na bro he had a Bluetooth

@meman_the_mememan8608 4 жыл бұрын

Bronwen Both for ultimate Dad swag

@aamsheerzabal7128 4 жыл бұрын

Lol I imagined the same thing

@missdisaster4849 4 жыл бұрын

I feel like “white girl going the wrong way” should be my theme song

@Shaun1738 4 жыл бұрын

Connor Streicher nobody fucking cares

@chocolatesensei5648 4 жыл бұрын

@@Shaun1738 don't say that your not a nobody

@alexiswilliamsinc 4 жыл бұрын

Honestly that song is fire. I’d buy the mixtape.

@dmer7635 4 жыл бұрын

I agree

@nicofromtheweb4891 4 жыл бұрын

@@chocolatesensei5648 that joke has layers

@anarchist_parable 4 жыл бұрын

"Yooo, wtf was that number he dialed?" 😂

@Hoganply 4 жыл бұрын

Seems like the type of person to premeditate on that shit.

@PLAYAWORLDRecords 3 жыл бұрын

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@fionagallagherapologist5968 3 жыл бұрын

too funny 😭

@babyyoda1462 5 жыл бұрын

Must be that student who would remind the teacher about homework.🤦‍♀️

@goodname4514 5 жыл бұрын

OMFG I *HATED* him. Or was I him? ;)

@Nokomomo22 5 жыл бұрын

I've been that kid at one point. That shit was 3 pages, I poured over it for several hours. Theres no way she wasn't taking my paper and giving me my grade I'm sorry-

@sunny_dany 5 жыл бұрын

I've never done it in front of the class bc thats dumb but yeah if I put like hours and shit into that i'm not going waste my time lol

@it7890 5 жыл бұрын

I was that kid! I got a D in this class and I need some more grades or I'll get my ass whooped

@Abdi-uy1kh 5 жыл бұрын

Nokomomo 22 fuck you for doing that

@moosic6288 6 жыл бұрын

Clapping when the plane lands

@curdleddairy1089 5 жыл бұрын

Or when a movie ends

@LuisGarcia-sq4ut 5 жыл бұрын

Thats a puertorican thing

@bp837 5 жыл бұрын

*2nd and 3rd World shit

@danielgauthier1327 5 жыл бұрын

okay now this is facts

@slimblu1 5 жыл бұрын

Plagiarizing Jimmy Kimmel Mean Tweets with Tom Holland...

@nolongeravailable1840 5 жыл бұрын

I honestly want to hear "White girl going the wrong way", that singing was so good.

@panchaviaras2935 4 жыл бұрын

How is the song actually called?

@jasonteqja7262 4 жыл бұрын

Panchaviaras he just made it up

@MizzzyMike 3 жыл бұрын

@Cheyne sounded like early 2000s R&B

@limitless7221 2 жыл бұрын

He should expound on that song,#1 on the chart if he does..catchy..

@davequin7051 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly I broke out in song and tried expanding it longer and adding lyrics, that chorus was catchy as hellllll !! White girl going the wrong way... white girl going the wrong WAYYYYYY. Sounded amazing

@Integral_RoA 4 жыл бұрын

"I didn't realize that white people pace before they make their stand." 👌🏻😂 Had me dead

@IrenaDeacon 4 жыл бұрын

They do tho. LOL. All my work colleagues act so white sometimes i wonder hiw come me being mixed but light skin cant even relate LOL

@beareble-lion4446 4 жыл бұрын

We do believe that Idk why though.

@caelumethridge 4 жыл бұрын

I read this comment at the same exact time he said it lmao

@OldmanVosh 3 жыл бұрын

Simple answer: We do that to gain energy before we do some dumb shit.

@jamesfield1674 3 жыл бұрын

I actually do that ha ha

@CullenBoyer 5 жыл бұрын

Did this man witness real life Dwight Schrute?

@darin3573 5 жыл бұрын

The Office is the best TV show to ever air

@Francisdepot 5 жыл бұрын

@@darin3573 supernatural does exist....

@Olivia-zu1gh 5 жыл бұрын

OMIGOD

@jakesantoro6111 5 жыл бұрын

*T H A T S N O T F U N N Y*

@diegooliveirabenjamin 5 жыл бұрын

Fact!

@louis.c326 6 жыл бұрын

"I was like oh shit this is getting white" actually made me laugh out loud

@notsofast8568 5 жыл бұрын

Blondie053 Can’t handle ze joke?

@Kinobambino 5 жыл бұрын

@Blondie053 ok buddy

@The268170 5 жыл бұрын

That's the part I laughed at too xD I'm gonna have to remember to use that sometime xD

@spinLOL533 5 жыл бұрын

Fry Lock LMAO

@CareyOnShipmate 5 жыл бұрын

same

@morgantaylor2131 4 жыл бұрын

“white girl going the wrong wayyy, white girl going the wrong way” SENT ME

@damvp4 4 жыл бұрын

Morgan Taylor 😭😭😭😭

@JohnSmith-zk9rc 4 жыл бұрын

😤💯💯😩😄 HAHAHHA SENT ME FAM HAHA 💯💯😤🍆 it was so LIT when you said that FAM🤟💯😤😤😩

@jasonteqja7262 4 жыл бұрын

@John Smith wow.

@lukeWiz44 4 жыл бұрын

John Smith wow

@PrincessAfrica3 4 жыл бұрын

John Smith 😒

@themadkraken1912 5 жыл бұрын

Am whiter than a polar bear in a snow storm, can confirm that citizens arrest is so white I got blinded for 20 minutes just hearing about it.

@DeathProductions200 4 жыл бұрын

I mean if he had a greasy wife beater drove a heavily lifted dodge ram 2500 came to the airport right after mudding I'd say it would be.

@Panda72021 4 жыл бұрын

I'm sitting here thinking "that's so white, that's heading straight into angry Karen territory".

@PLAYAWORLDRecords 3 жыл бұрын

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@jaymoore9181 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Thechosen0010 3 жыл бұрын

@@Panda72021 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ForestofCicadas 5 жыл бұрын

The girl just went the wrong way. I have no sense of direction, I can relate. How does that warrant a citizen's arrest??? I'm white and that's too white for me.

@Kalleosini 5 жыл бұрын

It doesn't really have anything to do with being white, its just something that a weird white person would do that a weird black person would not. also the context that it all takes place in america, from americans perspective is relevant.

@joesr31 5 жыл бұрын

She didn’t have authorization

@wearytrader535 5 жыл бұрын

So it's white to press false charges...?

@somethingcats 5 жыл бұрын

Ebon Hawk you say it doesn’t have anything to to with being white... then you contradict yourself. Lol

@reaganpursley7925 5 жыл бұрын

Ebon Hawk anyone would do it, and anyone would point it out. I don’t think it meant she was weird, she just has no sense of direction. She misunderstood the sign and went down to the plane lol.

@keyanna2633 5 жыл бұрын

"In true negro fashion" Lmao!

@tdl487 5 жыл бұрын

I'm black and literally done the "in true negro fashion" thing before! lmfao my exact thought being "this shit does not fit my criteria! PASS"

@keyanna2633 5 жыл бұрын

I'm the same way if it has nothing to do with me most of the time I choose not to get involved

@verinamusherure881 5 жыл бұрын

Honestly, as a black person, same 😂😂

@nicholascole2613 5 жыл бұрын

Lol, I'm guilty myself! 🙋🏿‍♂️

@gurusmurf5921 5 жыл бұрын

Same. I always feel like there's a real chance I'll get blamed for something and end up in jail for trying to help someone.

@riooo8072 4 жыл бұрын

i have been in this situation many times.. it was baddd, i almost cried. i got literally no sense of direction whatsoever. i feel bad for that girl.

@TwiggehTV 4 жыл бұрын

Hey, always know thats okay to ask if you're unsure. Even if its a moronic question you can rest easy knowing that you will never ever meet that person again.

@leahmarine9514 4 жыл бұрын

I feel you, I have no sense of direction/navigation either. I'm generally okay at airports and in large cities because I know I can always look for another person who can help. Nine times out of 10 it'll be a super kind and friendly person and it's no big deal at all, just a regular friendly encounter

@mariedrudi4889 2 жыл бұрын

I sympathize. This whole story, I was laughing, but I was also like... If I was that girl, I'd be freaking out because some rando man is about to make me late to go get my bag. How long do they keep bags on the carousel? What if I miss it? If it's international, I still have to go through customs! The anxiety would be through the roof, I hate flying!

@unsuspiciouschannel3940 4 жыл бұрын

everybody gangsta until someone goes down and comes back up without any authorization

@RICO_SUAVE_86_ 5 жыл бұрын

“I’ve seen an episode of *Big Bang Theory* before” 💀⚰️

@dane-ms6ev 4 жыл бұрын

@@AkramDeX virgin

@mchan2141 4 жыл бұрын

I like that show

@KodyMurray 4 жыл бұрын

I like the big bang theory but that shit is white af 😂😂

@DiscordMistake 4 жыл бұрын

@@dane-ms6ev bruh did you even watch the video

@JetMags 4 жыл бұрын

Big Bang Theory is the least funny show on air, that includes the news programs.

@Super-wx6br 6 жыл бұрын

The whitest thing i have ever heard was "thanks for the warning officer"

@capnskiddies 5 жыл бұрын

@@murph7421 harsh as fuck

@childofsmokeyhollowkidzyo2680 5 жыл бұрын

😄😆..! You guyz crackin' me up on a Friday nite,Forserious

@jasonsalierno5577 5 жыл бұрын

That is more accurate. This comment got a laugh from me.

@iambuttdix9692 5 жыл бұрын

Yee haw

@rineelou135 5 жыл бұрын

NinjaPenguin77664 “you guys ready to rock and roll?”

@grayskindablue 4 жыл бұрын

“White girl goin’ the wrong wayyy” is catchy af

@panchaviaras2935 4 жыл бұрын

Whats the real song called?

@IrenaDeacon 4 жыл бұрын

It really is

@boykieeee 3 жыл бұрын

@@panchaviaras2935 u found the song yet

@panchaviaras2935 3 жыл бұрын

@@boykieeee power rangers or sth😂?

@Greyareas27 3 жыл бұрын

@@panchaviaras2935 He made it up, guy.

@topgurl9313 4 жыл бұрын

I saw a similar thing happen in a train station when a young man wasn't paying attention and he went through a Staff door which had been left open but then he said 'sorry!' and came straight back out. Some white dude grabbed hold of him and screamed things like "don't f*cking go in there again!" etc. he wasn't even a staff member, just some dude who thought he had the authority to scream at someone. The sense of entitlement some people have is disgraceful. If it's not a big deal then mind your own business

@berksterb8475 3 жыл бұрын

It’s not always entitlement, but sometimes an intense fear of breaking rules.

@topgurl9313 3 жыл бұрын

@@berksterb8475 You're right. But they could have that fear AND choose to avoid what just happened, instead of confronting the person who made the mistake. That part is something else.

@kawaiionee-chan9557 3 жыл бұрын

@@topgurl9313 I don't know if I would fear a guy who went into a staff door by mistake

@SSmithProductions 9 жыл бұрын

She went down to the plane WITHOUT authorization.

@gilang8323 6 жыл бұрын

i lol'd

@jacoswanepoel7613 6 жыл бұрын

SSmithProductions sddddj

@sobreaver 6 жыл бұрын

She can go down my plane WITHOUT authorization hakuna matata ! =]

@samsechrest4243 6 жыл бұрын

So does your mom

@hellsonion514 6 жыл бұрын

someone left the elevator unlocked, in violation of security protocol.

@returnosf5043 6 жыл бұрын

You get given that number when you reach a certain level of whiteness.

@mattway18 5 жыл бұрын

Ava Reed no we’re not. That’s some next level shit.

@compassionatecurmudgeon7025 5 жыл бұрын

There's an audible 'ding' and a burst of white light. Then the ancient white secrets are unlocked. I think we're talking like whiteness level 70 or so. As a ginger I've cross classed with a vampire so unfortunately my whiteness locks out around lvl 50 so this is information primarily garnered from yelp reviews.

@idenuts5394 5 жыл бұрын

Compassionate Curmudgeon oml

@randomyoutubeaccount6906 5 жыл бұрын

@@avareed6234 Shit nah nobody has given it to me yet

@verycutenoob 5 жыл бұрын

Get given??

@coopboulton 4 жыл бұрын

If you needed authorization to go down that elevator there would have been a key fob on the elevator.

@ukeisloveukeislife3027 4 жыл бұрын

If it were really a big deal, I feel a key card would've been necessary to use the elevator or at least a camera inside in case someone had sinister intent, you're right.

@LambeauLeeeper 4 жыл бұрын

You would think.. Lol

@IrenaDeacon 4 жыл бұрын

True

@IrenaDeacon 4 жыл бұрын

@@MisssKayy but u been warned. They didn't arrest u immediately🤷🏼‍♀️

@gymnopedie4445 4 жыл бұрын

Story's probably fake tbh. Still, that is something a certain type of white man would do.

@BillyJack45 3 жыл бұрын

“What you want a cookie?” He definitely the brother of the Great Chris Rock🤣😂😭

@RandomShowerThoughts 2 жыл бұрын

He reminds me of Chris rock, both are funny as hell 😂

@IsaacH3 5 жыл бұрын

"Whatchu want, a cookie?"

@asifsba1 5 жыл бұрын

Isaac Henry was looking for this comment. Interesting that he is Tony Rock and Chris Rock said those words a few decades ago. 👍😁

@LANGI902 5 жыл бұрын

@@asifsba1 "I take care of my kids"

@Woskiz 5 жыл бұрын

Isaac Henry underrated joke, didn’t get nearly the laugh it should have gotten

@casualobserver2380 5 жыл бұрын

@@Woskiz that's because it's totally unoriginal

@inlinechris 4 жыл бұрын

Literally stole his brothers joke lmao

@cabalofdemons 8 жыл бұрын

Without authorization.

@mr.richards6062 8 жыл бұрын

+Itsmeeman1 WITHOUT authorization

@sunkid02 7 жыл бұрын

I wish he was more popular or mainstream "without authorization" needs to be a thing

@koolguy90s 6 жыл бұрын

sunkid02 agreed!!!

@reariritter3062 6 жыл бұрын

cabalofdemons are you AUTHORIZED to write this comment

@konnerdent4835 4 жыл бұрын

“Wachu want, a cookie?” Must be a family phrase

@Greyareas27 3 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing. They really are brothers.

@ballisticbadger9955 4 жыл бұрын

White guy here: My lifelong dream has always been to make a citizens arrest.... I fantasize about it every day 👮‍♂️🦹‍♂️....

@zackydable 4 жыл бұрын

Amen. I finally made one it just took me a reeaaalllyy long to find someone weak enough for me to make an arrest on. But man did it feel good. 👍🏻👮🏼‍♂️🙏🏻👮🏼‍♂️

@IrenaDeacon 4 жыл бұрын

@@zackydable how did it end?tell us more😁

@anyITsolution 4 жыл бұрын

Not a white guy here but tagged as one ... and I guess thinking of the civillian arrest is my white side 🤣

@ballisticbadger9955 4 жыл бұрын

@@zackydable Oh uhm.... I was actually being sarcastic but fair enough xD....

@carlosvaldezjr4156 4 жыл бұрын

Brown guy here: any white guy try that bullshit with me, he will be lying on the floor in a large amount of pain.

@benshaffer3369 5 жыл бұрын

I got a Starbucks commercial before this. Top that 😂😂

@MystiqueHorizon 5 жыл бұрын

I keep getting Sensodyne commercials,,,, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ lol

@SuperWildsnorlax 5 жыл бұрын

I got a Trump ad lol

@peytonvaneik737 4 жыл бұрын

Ben Shaffer lmao 😂

@peytonvaneik737 4 жыл бұрын

SuperWildsnorlax trump 2020

@SuperWildsnorlax 4 жыл бұрын

Peyton Van Eik Yeah ew

@michellep6417 5 жыл бұрын

“She went down?!” “She went DOWN.” 😂😂😂

@IrenaDeacon 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@lauras5359 4 жыл бұрын

This is my favourite stand up comedy ever. The way he changes his voice for each person is hilarious

@Totmorgen0 3 жыл бұрын

“It’s about to get white” 🤣🤣🤣

@nonmagicmike723 8 жыл бұрын

LMAO at the way he says "she went down"

@deepshikhalakhanpal9541 8 жыл бұрын

xbmb l nlk pj

@conneryates1767 7 жыл бұрын

Deepshikha Lakhanpal I'd like to buy a vowel

@SpazTheGamer 8 жыл бұрын

"oh shit this is getting white" LMFAO

@mattl.7766 6 жыл бұрын

Is he the brother of Chris Rock?

@calisongbird 6 жыл бұрын

Matt Cooler yes

@Totmorgen0 6 жыл бұрын

SpazTheGamer 😂😂😂😂😂

@guitaristxcore 5 жыл бұрын

The funny thing is that if the police had shown up he would have been arrested. Making a citizens arrest for anything other than a serious crime is itself a crime.

@misterhappy5462 Жыл бұрын

...and then it would've turned into "the blackest thing i've ever seen" 😄

@alexanthony3171 5 жыл бұрын

"Apple Juice Orange Juice MUTHAH FUCKAH, what do you want??!! Lol killed me

@orleansartist6095 4 жыл бұрын

Every person working in a store or fast food place in New Orleans.

@marcotoni231 9 жыл бұрын

Im white and even I thought that shit was white. lol

@ulitmatedakotafan 8 жыл бұрын

I'm white too but, I am like that sounds more like douche Baggie. Wearing a dang sweater around their neck, golf playing bitch ass shit. Like girl is 16, what does he think that she is a terrorist? Putting shit down in the suitcases. Okay, but I would think it was funny and probably do same as tony

@xMrJanuaryx 8 жыл бұрын

+Taylor Jones Uh I am pretty sure it was fiction written for the sake of a shitty skit. There was no citizens arrest and no little girl.

@00survive 8 жыл бұрын

+Robert Murch nah this sounds accurate af.

@sonnyblaze9968 8 жыл бұрын

+Robert Murch Uh I am pretty sure that you only replied to Taylors' comment cos you're thirsty af

@jayfedder1578 7 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty much the farthest on the right you can be and I completely agree, us white people created western civilization with this nerdy kind of shit.

@SkilesHasFun 10 жыл бұрын

It's great to FINALLY hear a black man's perspective on white people. I wish more black comics covered that, it just isn't touched on enough. And that white guy impression? Oh, man. PRICELESS. I can't wait to hear his new, fresh take on how men and women are different.

@happentodie8776 10 жыл бұрын

yeah its a clever angle ,is it covered by any other black comedians ? im interested to hear just how black people see us whites ...this material is fresh and innovative and ground breaking

@SkilesHasFun 10 жыл бұрын

happentodie I think Tony Rock may be first one to touch on it ever. He should be awarded with a medal of some kind. And hopefully the audience's enjoyment will ensure ample amounts of equally fresh and new material about this very topic for years and years to come.

@happentodie8776 10 жыл бұрын

he even has an original name , hes black and hes making fun of WHITES !!! its mindblowing we could be witness to a whole new level of comedian ,we are lucky people

@SkilesHasFun 10 жыл бұрын

Shot Through Karl Of course it's sarcasm. I figured that was very clear. But once again, it appears that sarcasm is difficult to discern through text. I gotta find a better outlet for my terrible jokes. D:

@Deadjuice360 10 жыл бұрын

Are you kidding? Have you heard half of the black comedians ever? They be making introspective points _all the time_ on white people. And for most of the part, they are very accurate, in a common sense way.

@angelomarquez1614 3 жыл бұрын

“He came over eating a slice of pizza like ‘Hmm? What happened?’” Had me dying 💀

@ruaidhriburke5223 4 күн бұрын

This comment is so underrated. My favorite part of the sketch 😂

@strongwill3637 4 жыл бұрын

Without..AU-THORRR-iii-ZA-TTIONN!...

@ashleyakers3514 7 жыл бұрын

"I've been to Disneyland before" 😂😂! This dude has got me dying legit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@YungL.i.X. 5 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, in my soon to be 2 decades of being on this world I have NEVER heard something as white as this. The only thing that comes close is Yello.

@jakesantoro6111 5 жыл бұрын

"soon to be 2 decades" That is a very strange way of saying you're 19.

@claraheadstrong2143 5 жыл бұрын

@@jakesantoro6111 it sounds longer than 19

@strionic770 5 жыл бұрын

They call me Mello Yelloooo

@lexsin5109 5 жыл бұрын

You are not on this world you are in this world. You are on earth. Liked the comment tho.

@someguy2744 5 жыл бұрын

Prepare to be blinded by the whiteness of the next expression: Yepskerdoodles

@isoreii5062 4 жыл бұрын

I saw this video like last year and im only now realizing this is chris rock's brother lmao

@isoreii5062 4 жыл бұрын

holy shit they liked the comment

@wolfstar675 Жыл бұрын

"He came over eating a slice of pizza like ‘Hmm? What happened?’” LOL 😂

@gvymamdvcnj131309 6 жыл бұрын

White girl going the wrong way is basically the story of my life...

@Kronos0999 5 жыл бұрын

You have neither a life nor a girl.

@Kronos0999 5 жыл бұрын

@NonfatGnome Says the person desperate enough to run to a dead person.

@hovahredd6032 5 жыл бұрын

Sammmmmeee and I’m only 1/3rd white😂

@hovahredd6032 5 жыл бұрын

Welshie Ranger LMAO.!! my mom is fully white and my dad is black and Cuban so I always just say I’m 1/3rd of each lol

@vannesaaaaa 5 жыл бұрын

@NonfatGnome lmfaoo

@SandraZ227 10 жыл бұрын

sometimes i like his style more than Chris's because he voice isnt so abrasive. But they are both funny as hell.

@RellyRell-ud3iz 2 жыл бұрын

I feel u

@RellyRell-ud3iz 2 жыл бұрын

Chris rock voice is annoying

@bikechainimmortalis6923 4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: he lost sight of the girl during her "committing the crime", so he can not make the citizens arrest.

@IrenaDeacon 4 жыл бұрын

Citizen arrest is a very complex thing. Will he be guilty of making one will depend on the judges mood at the time. (Im a lawyer)

@sinanince3304 4 жыл бұрын

@@IrenaDeacon If every anf anyone was able to just operate that elevator without a required key of some sort or a sign which clearly states to keep out, then the girl can't be hold responsible for going down the elevator.

@jeannette28 4 жыл бұрын

Well, you just took the fun out of it

@PLAYAWORLDRecords 3 жыл бұрын

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@TaySMR91 3 жыл бұрын

This is the whitest response

@noahwarren6415 4 жыл бұрын

Anyone who has seen the officiate knows that that is some Dwight K Schrute crap.

@SonySMRTLim 6 жыл бұрын

I’m more concerned that an elevator to a secure area is that easily accessible to the public. Whoever designed that part of the airport needs his/her head checked.

@mhsmhs2217 6 жыл бұрын

Cmon man you can’t seriously believe that story lmao thats why people are so easy to get brainwashed

@hesoyam881 6 жыл бұрын

It probs wasnt even going down to the plane. It was probably to a maintenance room or closet where they keep airport equipment and stuff like extra chairs or whatnot. Just gotta bend the story around abit so it sounds more interesting

@nikomonjarez 6 жыл бұрын

YEAAA! no way it could be a joke.....

@TampaJohn 6 жыл бұрын

It didn’t happen. It was a joke. You need what’s called a SIDA card with the proper authorization on it to get into any secure area in the airport. She wouldn’t even be able to open the doors

@coachflight1569 6 жыл бұрын

@kadeschneider674 5 жыл бұрын

He obviously hasn't tried Susan's quinoa.

@blu773 5 жыл бұрын

Or Helen's tuna casserole.

@jayschipp7529 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks for making me laugh loudly at work. I had to cover it with a cough and now someone wants to know if I am ok 😆

@lashandag79 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@aaronsmith1023 5 жыл бұрын

Quinoa is literally Native American in origin.

@KinWtw 5 жыл бұрын

Delish quinoa Susan!

@tryin2beehappygolucky431 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao he is so funny !!! I need to see more of his stand-up!!

@aymanehrouch 8 ай бұрын

I love this skit. Especially because he literally tell you the punchline at first, but you still find it funny when you hear the full story. Great delivery!!!

@Francisqolito 8 ай бұрын

Pure talent!

@dankgaming420blazeit6 5 жыл бұрын

3.7K people did not have authorization

@IrenaDeacon 4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@sanchezs7614 3 жыл бұрын

5.8k now

@jewelqueen5949 3 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

@rocknrap12 8 жыл бұрын

There's many white comedians who do black jokes that are hilarious, like Bill Burr and Louis CK. If you can't take a joke and laugh at yourself then you shouldn't watch stand up. Cuz they don't give not one fuck lol.

@IAMBENNYBLANCO. 8 жыл бұрын

Good comment! Exactly! Bill Burr, is the the shit.

@SiddSur 7 жыл бұрын

rocknrap12 EXACTLY thank you i just addressed that a minute ago and then saw ur comment lol i mentioned those 2 same comedians. Comedy has no filter regardless of race.

@DirtySouthGaming 7 жыл бұрын

Agreed! Real talk, Louis CK is the first white comedian I've heard use the n word and the audience laughed without hesitation. He dances around the touchiest subjects so gracefully. Bill Burr is just right on the fucking nose but he owns it plus having a black wife kind of dismisses any true racist arguments against him.

@auspicioustoot 7 жыл бұрын

trompetayritmo that's 2. lol

@lrzzrl3049 6 жыл бұрын

DirtySouthGaming Louis ck is mexican he gets the pass lol

@beejaysphotos 2 жыл бұрын

Anyone here after his new comedy show talking bout why Woll smith hit my bro

@savagesquad4178 5 жыл бұрын

“and then i said” had me rolling

@aydensimpson6337 6 жыл бұрын

I'm more concerned by the fact that I saw this dude and thought "Oh he looks like Chris Rock" and *then* looked at his name

@OriginalKingRichTv 5 жыл бұрын

Me Too

@tahj3293 5 жыл бұрын

I live in Jamaica and saw a white man press the button on the side to stop the traffic 😂😂 those shits don't work

@PLAYAWORLDRecords 3 жыл бұрын

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@UncleForHire 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I doubt they work here either

@cinnamonstar808 3 жыл бұрын

@@UncleForHire they work. its not like they get worned down by the local people. 🇯🇲 ..... TRAFFIC BUTTONS LOOKS BRAND NEW without the tag. i have used it in St James... it works. BTW i already cross the street by the time it stopped traffic.

@aurora8749 3 жыл бұрын

I live in the US and if you don't press those buttons on certain lights the walk sign wont come on and sometimes drivers are stupid and will yell at you for walking when you are legally allowed to

@louloubelle4188 3 жыл бұрын

Im frm trinidad pressing that button is for comfort the light have timers as to when to allow ppl to cross...

@user-zw6ry4jm5v 5 жыл бұрын

I am Russian and I review it over and over. And laugh every time.

@IrenaDeacon 4 жыл бұрын

"Oh shit it's getting white"😂😂😂😂😂im crying. This guy is a genius!!!!

@Mayabee321 6 жыл бұрын

So funny. Give this guy a stand up special! He’s hilarious!

@lonesomelove42 8 жыл бұрын

This is the funniest video I've ever seen. I watch this whenever I'm feeling down. His facial expressions are the best.

@chasebaldwinson724 4 жыл бұрын

3:35 “I was like oooh shit, this is gettin white” 😂

@insight1428 2 жыл бұрын

The people getting upset over this are the same ones that love and defend comedians that make fun of gays, minorities, women, and other religions. Heaven forbid someone make a joke about WASP.

@darthmaul7626 5 жыл бұрын

I demand a full-length recording of White Girl (Goin' the Wrong Way)

@justinwhu7247 7 жыл бұрын

(4:35-4:45) sounds like Carlton from "The Fresh Prince" would have said that.

@mynameiskrismikal 4 жыл бұрын

This has popped up in my recommended so many times and I always watch it

@mutugiwanjohiii7485 5 жыл бұрын

That was the most hilarious thing I've watched today. The imitation and content is way so original

@Grayham4 6 жыл бұрын

The accent switch on "I'm making a citizens arrest" HAHA

@forrestgump8312 8 жыл бұрын

I'm white and I didn't know we could do this.

@brokenwave6125 6 жыл бұрын

Arvid Really? Is your White Person Membership card expired?

@marinepowerstar9587 6 жыл бұрын

Forrest Gump its called white privalage

@AvengeTheTRexOfSteel 6 жыл бұрын

MarinePowerStar Skyrim,Fallout & more nah, everyone who isn't white is just smart enough to realize that making a citizen's arrest makes you look dumb and nosy.

@breannabond226 6 жыл бұрын

MarinePowerStar Skyrim,Fallout & more no such thing as white privilege, go look at the poor in appalachia then say white privilege exists

@1nc0gn120 3 жыл бұрын

You haven't reached that level of whiteness. You need to be at least level 50 whiteness or over to use the citizen's arrest power-up.

@yg9912 4 жыл бұрын

I’m so white that when I mess up a high five I redo it but even that’s too white for me.

@bigtimetorifan 6 күн бұрын

Dudes a great storyteller w/ perfect comedic timing.

@ameliawhyte9495 5 жыл бұрын

"white girl going the wrong way, white girl going the wrong wayyyy"🎶😂😂💀

@pixie_pax7027 5 жыл бұрын

Amelia Whyte my literal jam

@ameliawhyte9495 5 жыл бұрын

@@pixie_pax7027 honestly 😂

@samiyi4896 4 жыл бұрын

What song was he copying??

@Frecklephuck 6 жыл бұрын

really well put together skit, had me laughing the whole way through

@kshinokevin 2 жыл бұрын

"And he was so serious." - Tony Rock

@calmsalt 4 жыл бұрын

New drinking game, take a shot every time he says white 😂

@KateM_D 4 жыл бұрын

CalMSalt only if it’s a white claw😂

@megamarsonic 4 жыл бұрын

You tryin' to kill us!?

@Mattropolis97 4 жыл бұрын

megamarsonic Ok a slower game then, but deadly nonetheless: Browse black comedians and take a shot every time they mention race

@anwalborn 9 жыл бұрын

A citizens arrest is even a thing?

@mike129995 9 жыл бұрын

anwalborn Yes, it dates back to English common law. It basically means that a person who is not a law enforcement official can detain a suspect in the immediate vicinity of a crime scene until such an official arrives.

@oliverburke 9 жыл бұрын

anwalborn I've seen a citizen's arrest attempt occur in beautiful safe Palo Alto, California from a white 60-ish yr old man to a white 17 year old man for perhaps not stopping properly at a stop sign or some minor traffic observance.

@seth4954 9 жыл бұрын

Michael Caristi If the suspect actually stays put. If not, good luck makin that citizens arrest

@potugadu5160 9 жыл бұрын

+anwalborn It is illegal actually; because, that would be "Unlawful Restraint"

@PropiaPersona 8 жыл бұрын

+Oliver Burke thats illegal not unlawful. they are not the same thing

@OrentholJames 8 жыл бұрын

All these dislikes, is the whitest thing ive ever seen. This is hilarious.

@nathanrobinson402 6 жыл бұрын

OrentholJames 😂😂😂

@dillonmacpherson3350 6 жыл бұрын

Dislikes in general is pretty white

@justinkehler4506 6 жыл бұрын

😆😆😂😂😂

@garrettshelton5788 6 жыл бұрын

Imagine the dislikes if it was a white dude talking about a black dude tho

@BlackSheepOutcastMisfit 6 жыл бұрын

@@garrettshelton5788 white people isn't part of the minority though. They will be though, unfortunately. History repeats it's self. This time, it's karma.

@juulcatonyoutube 4 жыл бұрын

“The whitest thing I’ve ever saw” *modern warfare 2 flash backs*

@collodion1884 3 жыл бұрын

*Remember, no Russian*

@fandalorian49 3 жыл бұрын

If you want to see the whitest thing ever, you should watch me dance

@harleighs6186 5 жыл бұрын

I'm white and I never even heard of a citizen's arrest lmfao wow

@Cementgraytacoma 5 жыл бұрын

Harleigh Pierced no bud your just dumb

@MachineGunMouth 5 жыл бұрын

@@Cementgraytacoma because someone isn't familiar with a "citizen arrest" that makes them dumb? Wow you got to be narrow minded as fuck.

@blainerobbins8133 5 жыл бұрын

L S D you obviously can’t use a space right

@virginiahook397 4 жыл бұрын

MachineGunMouth not really it’s literally in the name “citizens arrest”. A none police officer = citizen, makes an arrest = citizens arrest. It’s that simple.

@pacifistminigun3987 4 жыл бұрын

neither i did

@heliaalves9062 5 жыл бұрын

He is too funny!!! I laughed all the time.

@jerimiahrobinson4214 4 жыл бұрын

I never realized this Chris rock brother till I saw it on ig

@The_Archer-he2ft 4 жыл бұрын

I get the feeling that guy gets red faced when he is mad

@AmethystEyes 10 жыл бұрын

I'm white and I feel like he nailed it. I love when other races make of white people. It should happen, just like everyone should be made fun of.

@marymaizee2263 Жыл бұрын

I totally agree! I'm white and I love it too!

@SandwichDoctorZ 8 ай бұрын

As an apache attack helicopter, this is based

@MarkArandjus 7 жыл бұрын

Really want to hear the rest of that White Girl Goin' the Wrong Way song.

@-__-_-_--__--_-__-_____--_-___ 5 жыл бұрын

Mark Arandjus yea he can really sing

@nothankyou-ye4gt 2 жыл бұрын

“Yooo this is the whitest fcking thing I’ve ever seen in my lifeee” 😂

@thegreat914 4 жыл бұрын

The whitest thing I ever seen, “the black man he ran that way officer” 👮‍♀️

@djgreen7453 8 жыл бұрын

they tend to mix up the word 'white' with 'american', this sort of shit doesn't happen in other countries haha

@Vinnygotnoodles 8 жыл бұрын

Amen brother

@djgreen7453 8 жыл бұрын

It doesn't happen in Europe :P

@scarecrow2811 8 жыл бұрын

naw he meant to say white

@djgreen7453 8 жыл бұрын

+nopunks1 well he's wrong, might surprise you that there's actually places outside of the US

@Vinnygotnoodles 8 жыл бұрын

+nopunks1 You do realize there are black people in other countries where there's no such thing as "acting white", right?

@doloresdessens3206 6 жыл бұрын

Dude looks like Chris Tucker & Martin Lawrence mixed together!

@yattasuccess9212 5 жыл бұрын

and Chris Rock's uncle or older cousin

@jacarrifavors3211 5 жыл бұрын

It’s his brother but he does look like his uncle 😂

@khunzo 5 жыл бұрын

and eddy murphy as well

@PetrodollarDealEndedSoWakeUp 5 жыл бұрын

@@yattasuccess9212 Multiple fails. You didn't notice his last name was Rock? Then take 3 seconds to confirm it's Chris's brother? Yet you noticed a resemblance to that exact celeb. They are not twin caliber enough to believe you didn't know. Not buying that you stumbled into the realization

@yattasuccess9212 5 жыл бұрын

@@PetrodollarDealEndedSoWakeUp Well shit, I guess I am dumber than I think I am to not have connected two and two together and went on a google search 3 months after I originally posted that comment. I guess I now have learned something new.