Woman is in charge of an IP and immediately starts making it about herself? Haven't seen that before
@yurisc463310 ай бұрын
that's how little girls play dolls
@OverkillNu10 ай бұрын
HBO Velma, Disney Lucasfilms, I’m sure I’m missing a few more here
@TheStraightestWhitest10 ай бұрын
Women's innate nature is to make things about themselves. When a man wins the lottery, what does he do? He thinks to himself he can now start and provide for a family. When a woman wins the lottery, what does she do? She thinks to herself she can now divorce her husband because she doesn't need anyone anymore. That's the ultimate disparity between men and women. Women cannot care for others. Not even their children. 93% Of child support is spent on the mother, predominantly shoes and wine products, and no that's not a joke. Women only care about themselves. That's why there's so few female writers outside of self contained dramas and romances where projecting their own thoughts and experiences actually works. As soon as a woman has domain over an entire cast, each from different backgrounds with different motivations in a massively versatile world where so much is possible, they lose their grip, because they cannot empathize with people, especially men. That's why everyone just kinda acts the same. Women project themselves into everything and onto everyone.
@SammEater10 ай бұрын
The more I see those clowns ruin everything the more I understand ancient religions and empires putting all sorts of laws that prevented them from having any sort of power.
@hothotheat300010 ай бұрын
The only woman who has successfully shepherded an IP is JK motherfuckin’ based Rowling. If she wasn’t in charge of this, the new tv show would have Hermione as a trans girl or something.
@MirandaSinistra10 ай бұрын
The funniest part to me about the casting director picking whales for the sorcerers is that she seems to believe that if women had access to magic they wouldn't use it to become thin and hot. Which is obviously absurd.
@SammEater10 ай бұрын
I know right, people that can warp reality with magic and they would simply choose to look like out of prime fat Karens? Come on. haha
@Phantom86d10 ай бұрын
It was a point in the books that EVERY sorceress had cosmetic work because Kings don't want an ugly advisor. The actual use of magic drains energy and they could not retain fat. And they were all so vain since the girls were ostracized for being ugly, girls, or not politically useful to their families. Sorceress are the women who were ostracized, gained a chance to be seen as powerful, and then purposely used their appearance to gain more power. But they do not care about reality or book accuracy.
@esmolol409110 ай бұрын
I guess the writer would depict a succubus as a 500 pound mongolian whale that happens to be transgender and wider than tall that rolls all over you until you die. And after it finished you, it will roll back into the ocean turning into a black mermaid with red extensions.
@unenown708210 ай бұрын
@@esmolol4091don't do that... don't give them more ideas!😭
@anton735410 ай бұрын
This is exactly what Sapkowsky told himself in the books "No matter how ugly or disfigured a woman was before when she became a sorceress the magic fixed all this and made her beautiful". So, yeah, the diversity of that kind is a clear and obvious contradiction to what the books say.
@Weeperofdeath856710 ай бұрын
Henry Cavil was the only person who shined through out the show but time and time again he's given absolute shit to work with.
@chriscunningham870310 ай бұрын
Even he couldn’t make this show watchable!
@SansSentiments10 ай бұрын
hey hey hey hey, jaskier is always fun to have on the screen, usually best with geralt, but I quite like the character. (did not play the game or read the book)
@chriscunningham870310 ай бұрын
@@SansSentiments he’s one of the reasons I switched off after a couple of episodes!
@johndodo206210 ай бұрын
@@chriscunningham8703bingo. Anyone who watched the first season on purpose is just about as gullible as the people still watching. Everyone knew what was coming and the first season was awful as well
@janarevalo315510 ай бұрын
Anya, Freya and Anna were fantastic.
@RealReaper10 ай бұрын
part 2 is finished and will be out in a few hours
@AndrewFT10 ай бұрын
Nice
@Kovacs-_-10 ай бұрын
Doing god's work mate🤙🥳🤌
@genin6910 ай бұрын
thanks for watching it. cause I sure af didnt
@KaiserReich8810 ай бұрын
Jawhol
@jackthumbikomkandawire859110 ай бұрын
Taking one for the team by examining the excrement they call a plot.
@tallulahbeaverhausen438210 ай бұрын
How weird to "adapt" a work and not respect its lore, characters, plotlines... Weird and utterly stupid.
@TheStraightestWhitest10 ай бұрын
They never do this to African stories. Know why? Because they are after Europeans, not Africans.
@miketesta297010 ай бұрын
Women ☕
@SolarDragon00710 ай бұрын
And then be surprised when you don't get the next Game of Thrones-level hit and instead bleed away all your viewers as well as the original fan base 🤣
@berlin99013 күн бұрын
They want to do their own crappy woke story and wear the skin of a reliably successful IP so they can trick people into watching it.
@hothotheat300010 ай бұрын
I feel bad for Henry. His career has taken a beating due to the foolishness of others. Dude looks like Superman and that went to hell. The Rock brings him back in order to service The Rock and then Black Adam shits the bed and Henry is publicly fired. Now, this. What the absolute hell is going on? If this dude was around in the 50s-60s, he’d be treated like a god in Hollywood. He’s handsome, he has talent, he’s good to the fans, and he’s a gentleman with NO CRIMINAL CHARGES AND NO #METOO ALLEGATIONS. Why is this dude being punished? Did he refuse to sleep with someone and this is some revenge plot?
@danielhicks482610 ай бұрын
He can be just fine, if he is truly a strong decent man and I believe he is, then he should tell pedowood to kindly fruck off forever, the future for the few actors who still have balls spine and integrity is 3rd party support making and distribution, he has plenty of his own resources to work on any future project he chooses to make actually good and well written and true to the source material if its something of that nature, get like minded allies and support to help fund it, and film it and release, bottom line is thats the solution otherwise they just gotta be pussys and weak spineless cowards like Harrison Ford or well any man who agreed to do that barbie movie for example and continue to be pawns and cowards for deviant fanatics Neo marxists Femi Bolsheviks and sodom worshippers, the choice is his and other actors or what few are left who still again have there spine there balls and integrity intact!.
@danielhicks482610 ай бұрын
Nah its not him specifically he's just an archetype of what the current pedowood establishment despises, as Disparu said a handsome strong masculine white normal man who isn't a deviant or a degenerate or a disgusting sodomy loving dumpster pumper, that's all it is, and hopefully he remains who he is and doesn't gravel or sale out like Harrison Ford and most Hollywood coward celebrities/actors do. 50s-60s Hollywood ain't ever coming back, the only solution is for the few legitimate actors and actresses left who aren't deviant deranged feminists or marxists or raging sodos and pedo scum etc to band together pool resources and work on there own independent projects funded by themselves as well as fans also sick of Hollywood bs, and they will be fine, but it is their choice ultimately! .
@davidmarrero960810 ай бұрын
My guy, Henry is 40 years old and he's pushing that way already it's just the fact Hollywood is a piece of shit city and California being a piece of shit state and I hope it burns to the ground. It's infected by pedos and woke "activists" they don't care about anything but stroking their egos and flex on their money.
@SolarDragon00710 ай бұрын
He's too good for this evil, spite-driven entertainment industry. Cavill is basically the "new guy" from the new guy meme in that he is looked down upon by evil leftists for the crime of being a decent/earnest person.
@johnnk325610 ай бұрын
He's gotta a new movie coming. The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare, by Guy Ritchie. And so far, their marketing team is not doing a good job promoting the movie.
@nont1841110 ай бұрын
When you realize that the last franchise that actually treated Henry Cavill with respect and didn’t cast him aside was Mission Impossible franchise and he played as a villain in just one movie. He deserves better, man. I wish Tom Cruise retcon the shit out of MI and bring him back as a recurring cyborg villain. Henry shouldn’t disappear into obscurity.
@danielhicks482610 ай бұрын
If Mr Cavill continues to have integrity spine balls and class, then he will be fine, think about it does anyone really think Harrison ford for example is in a good place or is actually pleased with his latest shit show movie? of course not deep down he likely has shame he was made a fool out of and he has exactly himself and only himself to blame, same as any other little weak coward who lets themselves be walked over by subversive blue haired femi bolsheviks or little deviant gay dumpster pumping pedowood elitists, its time for any actors with actual balls and spine and integrity to tell them "NO"!!!!!!!!!. I will not do this role unless you do so and so etc etc, and as for Henry Cavill hel only lose if he caves to them, he has the money and influence and can damn sure get the fan support to make any future project he desires! part of the solution going forward is off grid 3rd party projects and efforts! we do not need Holly/aka garbage aka pedowood to make jack crap all, just have to have actual men actors show some spine and balls and integrity and start making projects 3rd party style with like-minded allies /fans/ other outlets etc and go from there ya know. That is the way forward!.
@nxxhxn880210 ай бұрын
He wont, Warhammer 40k incoming
@Spartacus11410 ай бұрын
Bro shut up, he was great in fallout but let the character die, “bring him back as a cyborg” you sound dumb af
@dasgtr10 ай бұрын
Henry Cavill should be casted in the eventual Top Gun 3.
@upavshi442310 ай бұрын
Be pretty dope if noone wants to hire him, so he just starts streaming all his hobbies n playing with fans in the meantime before his next role. Think alot of young viewers would get alot out of a role model like that than the doofus streamers nowadays.
@SammEater10 ай бұрын
No wonder they kicked Henry out, they hate the actual Witcher story and Cavil was trying to make the show more like the source material.
@noahmeyer939110 ай бұрын
they didn’t kick him out, he left the show himself retard
@sevrengrey368910 ай бұрын
Henry Cavill and The Fan's deserve better than this trash.
@Factboy1210 ай бұрын
It didn't feel like I was watching a big-budget medieval fantasy TV show. It felt like I was watching LARP game played by some ordinary people I see at Walmart everyday. Granted, there's a few, very few good looking people and one movie star (Henry Cavill).
@CRAZYMUGMAN10 ай бұрын
i really hope henry cavill's warhammer show works out, dude deserves so much better
@janarevalo315510 ай бұрын
Its gonna tank. Nerds are impossible to please nowadays.
@chaotix727510 ай бұрын
Hope so too since WH is my favorite universe ever ( even that im more of a WH:Fantasy fan ), also i would love to see Henry succeed too since hes a big fan of WH. As you said, he needs this, i just hope Amazon doesnt fuck him over. I know he is supposed to be executive producer, but i wont ever trust Amazon after RoP.
@JekPorkbricks10 ай бұрын
It felt like the writers really thought the fifth episode was their magnum opus, with the constant "all is not as it seems" song in the background. They just left out information from conversations and then after two repeats they showed the complete conversations. Brilliant.
@nathanperlman637810 ай бұрын
when i was watching it i was thinking to myself i bet they think they are so fucking clever with this
@ThatGuy-ky2yf10 ай бұрын
How not to establish and conclude mystery 101
@jonathanwatson448410 ай бұрын
I think a better example of all was not what it seems is an inspector calls, at the very start it was hinted of the characters true motives, in subtle hints like the fiancee who had an habit of anger, the father who was a bit cold and distant, the son who has hedonistic tendencies, the mouther cling to tradition, and the son in law who seem to come in and out, however we don't see it since it hinted in casual dialogue, it only when the inspector appear that things shake up, it a good play with a good twist.
@MegaMagicalMegan10 ай бұрын
This show gets compared to The Vampire Diaries a lot recently and let me tell you, the episode back in the day where there’s a whole plot to get rid of Katherine during a town event but then in the episode’s twist ending Elena gets kidnapped from the party? That was cooler than this.
@khfan4life36510 ай бұрын
The song itself is a banger, but the writers are such idiots that they didn’t think we would see through their bullshittery. We caught on to what they were saying with the song.
@bloodrunsclear10 ай бұрын
'Money is an illusion' -Netflix to their stockholders
@NefariousKoel10 ай бұрын
It's rather laughable since approximately 85% of retail purchases are statistically show to be made, or primarily influenced by, women. They tryin' to tell us women don't like money? Especially spending it? 😂
@bloodrunsclear10 ай бұрын
@@NefariousKoel Two types of people tend to espouse socialism: the middle class and the very rich
@SolarDragon00710 ай бұрын
🤣
@NefariousKoel10 ай бұрын
@@bloodrunsclear - They like it because they think that they'll be the ones dictating everything to everyone else while retaining all they have. Socialism is predicated on widespread naivety.
@lionart523010 ай бұрын
An illusion? What are you hiding?
@lukebarroso44910 ай бұрын
Season 1 got me interested in the Witcher. I started reading the books and imagined Henry Cavill as the book version. Along with reading the first two books, I played The Witcher 3 and it was absolutely amazing. Henry Cavill was an amazing choice and will always be geralt to me. I wish they did a better job in this show, I can't even force myself to watch season 3.
@TheStraightestWhitest10 ай бұрын
How did you not turn this trash off by S1? Ep4 is where I quit. That scene with Yennefer talking to the dead baby girl was enough misandry for a decade.
@lukebarroso44910 ай бұрын
@@TheStraightestWhitest At the time I hoped it would improve, but I checked out after season 2. I'm just saying how it got me interested in the good stuff, not this garbage.
@EldenLord114210 ай бұрын
Wow season 1 made me hate the witcher
@TheStraightestWhitest10 ай бұрын
@@lukebarroso449Fair enough.
@lukebarroso44910 ай бұрын
@@EldenLord1142 it was my first ever sighting of any witcher content. After reading some books and playing the game I came back and critiqued all the inaccuracies.
@AbsoluteAmoeba10 ай бұрын
“If you cut them, they’d bleed gravy” has got to be one of your best lines to date.
@JubeiSenpai10 ай бұрын
Hmm I wonder why season 4 has been put on ice for now 🤔 I hope this garbage is cancelled and this show runner never allowed to make anything ever again
@SinnMaschine10 ай бұрын
Me too 🙏
@bloodrunsclear10 ай бұрын
If you go onto ANY forum, any comment section, any Facebook post, the comments are almost always the same. 'This show is dead the moment Henry steps away' And now that season four is delayed...they might be right
@cosmancho29599 ай бұрын
It was dead to me since season 1 .
@TheBigJord10 ай бұрын
Henry leaving and the take down they tried to do of him feels so childish now when I think about it. Like Cavil was like, okay I'm gonna leave the show because you guys don't really care about my character. "Quick guys he's gonna expose us, come up with some random bullshit that we can release first so it makes it more difficult for people to believe him." Like they knew they'd look bad if they didn't at least try to tarnish his image first...
@Garfeed_Awesome10 ай бұрын
Welp, can’t say we didn’t expect this
@forrestredd270610 ай бұрын
I have been a die hard Witcher fan since I first read the Last Wish in 2008. I refused to watch this show the second I saw the casting choices. Good decision on my part.
@danielhicks482610 ай бұрын
Yup it was good call man, and it'll sadly be the exact same with the upcoming Daredevil show not gonna watch a single damn second of it, and I have actually lost respect for the actors Cox and what's his name Kingpin dude for agreeing to it under these conditions, they should have flat out said sure wed love to do it under these conditions you bring back the actual original fricking primary actors, bring back bare bare minimum several script writers, choreographers, stunt men, and at the very least co work with the original showrunner from the Netflix series, if you agree to this then we have a deal...but nope Daredevil actor did try to get his stunt double on so credit for that but they said no and in the end its gonna be a subversive shit garbage show that is no less than 10000000 times worse then the amazing Netflix Daredevil series. Don't be a Harrison Ford! or frankly any actor/man who agreed to be in this Barbie movie! The choice is there's going forward!. And we do not need Holly/aka Pedowood to make and see good movies and shows.
@aliatack1910 ай бұрын
God! I envy you now because you didn't see that abomination of a series. You can't imagine how they terribly slaughtered every character in the books 😭
@phoenixdown59879 ай бұрын
Big same. The Books and the game and my ability to imagine Cavill in the role is all I need.
@NovaArtist110 ай бұрын
reaper comes in, spitting 100% facts and then leave.
@onyx_risen684310 ай бұрын
For the love of all that is good can we get showrunners that DON’T hate the material they’re working with?! That feels like the most basic setup to prepare for success.
@gnosislover10 ай бұрын
“Now time to examine the pile of SHIET they call the plot” I AM WHEEZING 😭😭💀💀
@daartistboi10 ай бұрын
“No one believes that these 400 pound whales are attractive” had me rolling 🤣
@Factboy1210 ай бұрын
All that for the effin sake of representation. Yes, we have to represent fat people now too. I see fat people at Walmart every week, I don't need to see them on my TV screen playing as beautiful sorceresses. Being fat is not beautiful.
@johnnk325610 ай бұрын
😆😆😆
@Pedro867530910 ай бұрын
Rolling...😅
@duowithng196910 ай бұрын
Body positive sorceresses
@coldlandmine7 күн бұрын
deviantart disagrees lmaoooo
@The-keeper-of-time-and-space.10 ай бұрын
This nightmare will never end What the fuck did they do to The Witcher😢
@szykowny601710 ай бұрын
Holy.. this guy went full savage mode, completely destroyed Lauren and I loved every second of it
@manoz619410 ай бұрын
What's even more surprising that it only took two Men to carry and throw Fringilla down the hill
@Keram-io8hv9 ай бұрын
They were secretly strong female characters, discussed as males
@nohandlefound.9 ай бұрын
For real. Reaper says she put on "at least 20lbs" I think he meant 200.
@karmicbacklash10 ай бұрын
Fringilla being yeeted down that hill and emerging without any injuries is hilarious for all the wrong reasons :D
@howsthepie190710 ай бұрын
I had to read that Hissrich quote twice. *"(I said) I don't know if I can give the fans what they want. And Netflix pushed back and said, 'Don't worry about the fans. Remember, tell us the story **_you_** would tell."* A Witcher tv show, that isn't made for fans of The Witcher... It's a bold strategy Cotton let's see if it pays off for em.
@paninozz10 ай бұрын
my fucking diaphram hurts . i swear brits are too funny when they want to. waiting on part 2!
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access10 ай бұрын
I swear to God I’m going to write the perfect nerd movie for Henry Cavill to star in, out of raw spite and frustration with modern Hollywood
@Sparticulous10 ай бұрын
Starting with warcraft, he is going to be a producer. Hollywood hates him so he wont be able to act anymore within the major studios, so he will make his own movies
@chaotix727510 ай бұрын
@@Sparticulous You mean Warhammer?
@Sparticulous10 ай бұрын
@@chaotix7275 sorry yes.
@chaotix727510 ай бұрын
@@Sparticulous yeah man no problem. Warcraft was supposed to be Warhammer game anyways but they ran into some troubles with rights so they made it into a completely new universe. But the WH inspiration is still there.
@nohandlefound.9 ай бұрын
I actually and wholeheartedly believe I could make a better Witcher show than Netflix. I have no qualifications, experience or equipment, but a couple of weeks to make props and find locations and I reckon I could
@MariaIsabellaZNN10 ай бұрын
Witcher is actually kind of Netflix' Game of Thrones.. .... ... Season 8
@SwiftNimblefoot8 ай бұрын
I think around this time in the books, Ciri was hanging out with some outlaws and Geralt was adventuring with a badass Elf archer chick, Cahir (who was a black knight style character no longer working for Nilfgaard, also Geralt only meets him at this point) and a friendly Vampire healer. Why can't we get this instead? The Wild Hunt was not even in this story, ever, at all. That was just in the games and I guess that is why they threw them in, but they make no sense, also not really sure why and how Geralt can stop such a god-like magical entity?
@whyonthefall53735 ай бұрын
As far as I can tell, the plot is completely unrecognisable, and quite a bit worse. I'm not sure introducing Regis would change much
@tripleh32710 ай бұрын
she can absolutely influence the viewer bias i hate the enitre concept of woke politics into tv shows and films even more now
@Fe7Ace10 ай бұрын
The antics of activists have done more to sour the image of certain groups in my mind than my "unconscious biases" ever did. By the way that's just another one of their brainwashing strats; attributing something they don't like to "unconscious bias", or "phobia" or something that morphs the opposing opinion into a mindless reaction, a "too stupid to realize they're stupid" or "they literally haven't even contemplated the issue" kind of argument. Yeah.. I'm sure if we all just stop and think about it we'll realize there's zero rational connection between fitness and beauty. 🙄
@johnnk325610 ай бұрын
We all do.
@wlodek875710 ай бұрын
Yeah, funny thing is that making witcher more diverse for western people wouldnt even be hard - just cast slavic people in. But we're white so it wouldnt count, i suppose
@Eric022510 ай бұрын
Man, i wish my punishment was drinking wine instead of getting flayed to death :/ guess i have to cut off my weiner.
@livelarge245210 ай бұрын
These people never left 5th grade.
@TheKillianKanVT10 ай бұрын
Man, nilfgaard being almost a totalitarian and extremely warlike and militaristic sure does has nice penintary care. Especially for mages, who Emhyr extremely disliked because they were scheming bastards
@minimalistmaverick10 ай бұрын
"if you cut them they would bleed gravy" i'm effing dead lmfaooo
@silashurd359710 ай бұрын
3:51 The same thing Disney does except this person who’s doing it is being honest about it and the people are calling it out
@griffinnunnelee723610 ай бұрын
Feel bad for Henry Cavil. It seems like every character he plays, the writers always try mess with the source material.
@grantmiller657010 ай бұрын
It does look absolutely awful, not far removed from blood origins or Willow.
@midlevelgeoff10 ай бұрын
The books would have been a lot shorter if Geralt were able to pin point Ciri’s location from across the continent and come to her rescue.
@SonicHedgehog199110 ай бұрын
I feel bad for Henry, he's as much of a fan as everyone and they screwed him over by forcing him to help them ruin what he and so many others loved.
@MrOrcshaman10 ай бұрын
How quickly a beloved franchise can turn to shit all due to the 'writers' ideological mental incontinence
@rofyle10 ай бұрын
Not destroying the franchise. Destroyed the show, but thanks to CDPR and the books the franchise is alive and well.
@trev626510 ай бұрын
Jaskier: "I'm into guys." Geralt: *stands next to Jaskier* Jaskier: "No, I like guys that are more like... a woman?" Peter Griffin: "... Why...?"
@Whitefox78910 ай бұрын
The thing that set me off on the whole store money to leave it to rust is well, you know copper, silver, and gold are precious metals and will never rust. Thats a property of only iron. Just the quality of writing is astounding.
@LiveFreeOrDie2A9 ай бұрын
THIS line is so fucking incomprehensible to me HOW THE FUCK this type of thinking and approach even exists?! They’re not even pulling the whole “modern audience” bullshit, PRETENDING fans will like it. They just straight up KNOW and don’t give a fuck fans won’t like it: *"I'm not a fantasy writer, I don't think I'm the right person to honor this. I don't know if I can give the fans what they want. And Netflix-I love them for this-they sort of pushed back and said, 'Don't worry about the fans. Remember, tell us the story that you would tell."*
@michaelwills192610 ай бұрын
Once you accept that it’s all ruined on purpose, everything makes sense
@sjbonadonna10 ай бұрын
Ray Harryhausen took a lump of clay and fulfilled all our fantasy dreams, Netflix is given our fantasy dreams and makes a lump of shit out of it.
@eziowolfy10 ай бұрын
Yep, Yennefer is kinda the entire universe and Geralt got painfully sidelined. I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed it.
@est_985510 ай бұрын
This "adaptation" is a bukkake of bad decisions made by activist first, incompetents second, racist third......and writers maybe. Henry Cavill deserves better and i hope "The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare" grants him that. Another great review of terrible stuff, thanks Reaper!
@AnnaDraconida10 ай бұрын
I gave up on it 3 eps in. Not nearly enough screen time for THE WITCHER in a show called THE WITCHER to keep me interested and most other characters are shit.
@mysticranger689410 ай бұрын
2:08 this is the problem, netflix telling her this. so not just the showrunner, netflix itself is the problem. Maybe Lauren thinks Yen is the main character because Yen is a witch in her eyes, and she read it as The WitchHER
@Rengo-.-9 ай бұрын
Yeah, 100% they just want every man in the show to fucking cry. I read the books a whiiile ago and played the games and dont even remmember one time Geralt cried. Like, he does show emotions to time to time but is SO rare. He can see his friends and lovers die and not even change his expression even if he says he's sad.
@valterreboredo10 ай бұрын
It's really sad for TRUE Witcher fans!!! And it's equally sad because Henry and even Freya Allan are great in their roles!!!
@epsilonkleiner08 ай бұрын
If nothing else, Netflix has provided the material for this glorious, glorious video that has me in tears laughing! Thank you!
@guyvizard5495 ай бұрын
Four episodes into the first season, I remember turning to my gal and asking, "Why do they keep showing us Yennefer?" She's a bigger fan of these stories than me, and even she was baffled. I just kinda fell off after that. Good thing, too.
@RecluseBootsy4 ай бұрын
I luckily had a friend who know more about the lore. He mentioned the same note, Yennifer having an odd amount screen time. And now i see, it was smart checking out early. 😂
@PCPHD10 ай бұрын
brithday is in an hour and this is the best gift , thank you brother
@mau5pilot85410 ай бұрын
Good grief, everything is just terrible.
@HonkHonkler7 ай бұрын
Also Henry Cavill is such a bro, I love the guy.
@bjn.redbaron57556 ай бұрын
Nailed the review bro and I laughed so hard haha You speak for all of us. Make the Witcher Great Again 💯🇺🇸
@Arigost10 ай бұрын
Henry as Geralt was literal perfection and they still found a way to fuck it up. Can't wait to see what he does with his 40k universe he's setting up.
@KeytarArgonian10 ай бұрын
The whole value of Gold… is that *IT DOESN’T RUST THATS THE POINT IT DOESN’T TARNISH!* That’s what *MAKES* it valuable, not just because it’s shiny. Jesus fucking Christ.
@SubiKinubi10 ай бұрын
Fortunately, the books and games will live on forever, the show will be forgotten soon
@Raider811010 ай бұрын
11:26 WHY THE FUCK SHE IS DRESSED LIKE SHREK?
@TheStraightestWhitest10 ай бұрын
Waat, are ye doeing, en mah swamp?!
@greenarrow21910 ай бұрын
Henry was perfect as the witcher. The only positive is this show opened my eyes to the books. I now reading them, already I can see the issues with the netflix series. Such a shame because Henry is The Witcher, without doubt.
@Factboy1210 ай бұрын
The Witcher Season 3 Part 1 is awful Netflix : Do not worry, Part 2 get's worse.
@zzzpolizzz10 ай бұрын
can't wait for a black / vvoman geralt in season 4, lets goooooooooo
@logan580410 ай бұрын
Reaper you are a great channel! Always love seeing you on Open Bar too!
@youremotionalsupport19410 ай бұрын
I only watched 3 episodes of season 3 lmao. Couldn't finish it. Didn't have the heart too. Ironic how I was the one so hyped when it first released years back. And binged it in one night with all my friends in our dorm room. Memories ruined.
@gemme448610 ай бұрын
Hey Reaper, any chance you will reupload the last 2 episodes of velma again? On KZfaq or elsewhere. I really loved these reaction by you.
@fadiyashouh59449 ай бұрын
"No one believes that these 400lbs whales are extremely attractive. Fuck me, if you cut them they would bleed gravy" They didnt even try to find the most attractive 400lbs whales for Christs sake
@woodpark679 ай бұрын
"Its not a set of car keys, its a fully grown man"
@hieunguyenrileygekko10 ай бұрын
well on the brightside, the games are still available
@themountaiinman10 ай бұрын
The Witcher by Andzrej Sapkowski The YENNIFER by Netflix
@Shineinpoverty10 ай бұрын
"no one believes that these 400 pound whales are attractive" well said buddy 😄
@CowboyRobot20009 ай бұрын
Correction: 'Stranger Things' USED TO BE good.
@henrygambles365210 ай бұрын
I’m glad Henry Cavill left this mess, he deserves much better material, and Lauren deserves the boot!
@jaychung138010 ай бұрын
Wow, keeping track of all the shit in this season sounds exhausting.
@BABAthaYAGA-kx9fu10 ай бұрын
The freaking hubris this writers have. They let their own agendas take over the writing instead of focusing on the source material. Who knew hiring people who hate the source material was a bad idea?
@jonslade175 ай бұрын
Damn. Az was right when he said this was the worst cast show of all time. The only good casting is Henry.
@michaelvalencia521110 ай бұрын
Dude your sound bits 💀💀💀 me bruh. Good vids as always.
@PsychicGirl2 ай бұрын
The Yen of the games and books is stoic and intelligent. This Yenn is angry and stupid. This is the one time I would advocate for a stronger woman.
@buttpiratesbuttpirate591310 ай бұрын
4:11 The Netflix Witcher's Kiera Metz hurts my soul.
@aaron619010 ай бұрын
They spent how much on this??? I had no idea the budget was so expensive. I'm not much of a conspiracy person but the budgets for shows/movies these days seems to be blowing up to an insane degree and I have to really wonder just where that money is going. Shows have remained mostly the same level of technical quality (effects and what not) as shows produced 10 years ago, however they are now producing less episodes/content per season with more filler garbage. The penultimate episode of this season of The Witcher was literally Ciri walking around a desert for 30 minutes??? The other 24 minutes of the episode was her tied up and then a short basic 30 second fight scene. Where is all the money going???
@Phantom86d10 ай бұрын
Well, they needed about two mil for the gold toilet seat, twelve for the actual toilet, and the rest went into the pockets they keep fondling themselves through as they turn good stories to $#!+.
@iconsumelead217310 ай бұрын
I'm glad Henry is doing Warhammer 40k something he LOVES dearly. I believe he'll have some control over it to keep it in line, unlike The Witcher
@mikestafford690010 ай бұрын
Took me a week to watch the first episode...was so boring I couldn't watch more than the first 5 minutes of the 2nd episode. Thanks for making this video so I don't waste more of my life!
@valeriedewijk228610 ай бұрын
I have no words to describe the shit show that season 3 is. I love the books and what they have done here.....I wanted to run out of my house screaming until I got season 3 out of my mind. I am still running
@darrenortez981610 ай бұрын
Why'd they get an ugly stick figure to play Yennifer?
@Maple_T2910 ай бұрын
I was so excited for the Witcher when I heard it was getting a Netflix adaptation but just like any adaptation in the modern era the story and characters are sidelined and degraded to push some political woke agenda that nobody is interested in. The genre is fantasy, it’s meant to not be realistic. It’s meant to be an escape but I have to sit and watch fat gross woman in roles that they got due to the political situation and watch the characters be turned into political debates like making jaskier a bender and Yen a feminist.
@EraELTE2 ай бұрын
Yknow, I originally was gonna write a comment about the fire magic comment, but then I realized that this shitpile show probably doesn’t have the same explanation as the books and games
@mikestanmore261410 ай бұрын
At least his writers' strike might prevent any more shite from Hollywood for awhile.
@woyame110 ай бұрын
I don't know if you've addressed it already, but you can drop the 'Part 1' qualifier in your video's title.
@GERdeathstar10 ай бұрын
If they were at all consistent with their character design, then Yennefer would still look like a hunchback. Why does she get the magical beauty treatment but none of the other sorceresses did?
@TranscendentaLobo2710 ай бұрын
I’m sure that’s something the writers complain about incessantly and would totally retcon if they could.
@riotd.r.836310 ай бұрын
I really wish we got the Geralt and Siri story this was supposed to be.
@tankrage179 ай бұрын
i love reaper and he's insightfull comments during he's video's ! it's almost like the guy knows what i want to hear and that is pure honesty with a dash of filthy talk, i love the guy ! he should make more video's :D i bet i would have cool conversations with him + i don't even watch the witcher, i'm glad Reaper does it so he can tell me how fucked up this woke shit actually is, without me going to through the same pain as him for watching this dog filth . keep it up my man ! want to see more video's
@Fleura8910 ай бұрын
This Monday just got the best ever with two videos from the boss of reviews! 🙌🏻😎
@nosoul423310 ай бұрын
At least he gets a shot at war hammer now …… what has happened to entertainment ?!?! Henry cavill is a great actor everyone loves … but these companies keep wasting him
@NefariousKoel10 ай бұрын
Good to see an indication that he has some producer role in the 40k thing, being as he's also a fan of it. Bodes well if the Intersectional Hollywood cult doesn't try to kill it off like they did with the prospective Conan series due to "toxic masculinity" or some other such BS.
@gamepitchway350010 ай бұрын
And it's gone
@sterlingarcher857Ай бұрын
Imagine having Cavill in something, especially something he holds dear to his heart and would give 100%..... and this is how you treat him. I watched SOME of series one...thats it. Henry carried this from day one.