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My man can’t get past the angler fish. As long as they don’t grow legs and start banging on his door he’s good

They didn't do chimp testing, they did fish testing. That's how we ended up with the Angler fish.

Man this is some dedication Roanoke made up a entire movie just to talk about doom. The scenes almost look real and professionally made.

Remember, 'demon' can be an offensive term. Refer to them as 'mortally challenged.

RIP AND TE- oh wait wrong doom, this is the one we banished like war in Ba Sing Se

Hearing you say "humans achieve warp travel in the year 40,000" justifies my 40yr oldself playing with miniatures.

“UAC HR has reviewed your case and we have unanimously voted that it was completely inappropriate for you to refer to scientific research tests as *raw dogging the portal*, you have been reprimanded. Any further continued actions will result in your termination”.

I will never forgive this movie for hiring an actor who looks *EXACTLY LIKE DOOMGUY* and *NOT* putting him in the role *OF DOOMGUY.*

*female chemical engineer* "It's midnight night, i should call him"

Angler Fish: [exists] Roanoke: [Thalassaphobic existential dread intensifies]

31:24 "Also, she keeps calling me at like midnight, and its starting to get a little strange. Yeah, send help" Im starting to think you've found a vampire who works in a lab, Roanoke

"I'm from the science team🤓" bro that killed me

I think one fan service thing Roanoke missed is the name of the ship AI, Daisy, which also is the name of Doom Guy's pet bunny.

Ah yes, Roanoke gaming, come for the excellent biology education, stay for the angler fish slander, vintage car enthusiasm, 80's B-movie reviews, and angry KZfaq guidelines rants , never change Papa!!!! 😂😂❤.

“Agent Mulder, demons that were once humans? Is this seriously the report you are handing in?”

Doom Slayer didn't die in the end of Doom 2, he willingly remained behind as the portal closed in Doom 64 so he could keep ripping and tearing

Yeah, it's important to note that TECHNICALLY DOOM demons aren't demons, they're more like extremely aggressive alien lifeforms, but when it's an alternate dimension filled with blood, fire, desolation, endless death, and legions of corrupted basically undead lifeforms that desire only for murder, it's pretty safe to call that place Hell and its residents demons. Afterall, that's what demons are in 40k, to an extent; they're hostile thoughtforms originating from the corrupted Immaterium given a material form.

"As we all know, demons..." WE know Ro? WE know? *I* know. How do YOU know? I have more questions now. Lemme get my notepad. 🤣

Heard about one soldier who, when asked for a preference for deployment, asked to be sent to a pacific island. He got sent to the Aleutians.

Wild. For the first time since youtubers started saying "make sure KZfaq didn't unsubscribe you" I was unsubscribed from roanoke.

Bro couldn't go 20 seconds without expressing his deep disdain for angler fish. lmao

Wait, people were actually stupid enough to think that the Doomslayer and the Doomguy were two different people? There was never a doubt in my mind because there's only one Doomguy. You don't "Rip and Tear until you retire", you Rip and Tear until it is DONE meaning so long as demons exist, the Doomslayer will be hunting them down.

LOL, can confirm! My sister in law is a chemical engineer. A really good one. Hearing her talk can be absolutely terrifying. XDDD BTW, chance are that you're getting called at eff-life o'clock is because she's already awake and had a thought she wants to share or bounce off someone she thinks will understand. It takes a while to click that it's not social hours.

At least The 2005 doom movie STAYED close TO DOOM3 in demon style

Portals always remind me of "it's forever in there, longer than you think"

As someone who's passion is Marine Biology, the early Angler Fish slander is both appreciated and justified

00:52 Roanoke talks as if there won't be anglerfish equivalents on other planets 🙄 lol

4:45 This is our *GALAXY* The xenos had their chance.

Reminds me of “The Jaunt” by Stephen king, where teleportation has to be done under anaesthesia. Those who are awake perceive it as being conscious and frozen in time for eternity (“It’s Eternity in there!!!”) and come through completely insane, clawing their eyes out and trying to off themselves. Won’t spoil it but it’s certainly interesting.

Roanoke should play Lethal Company so he can take a look at the Eyeless Dog with that Angler Fish slander.

0:04 I wouldn’t worry about our star collapsing, considering our species will almost certainly drive itself to extinction long before then.

I’m so happy you mentioned Minot North Dakota. I go to school up here and it is incredibly deserving of that reference

I'd love to see you do a video on the Mimics from Edge of Tomorrow. Your take on their alien biology would be fascinating. (That's 25 times now. Don't keep me waiting for too long here.)

(Throws an anglerfishinto the portal.) Good luck!

Hey roanoke, i just wanted to say thank you for the continued entertainment and knowledge you provide, my daughter was born feb 2. And ive been going through the backlog of your movie analysis videos holding her. I love the jokes and i feel like she likes it when i laugh. Thank you for giving me something to listen to while i spend my first couple weeks with my new daughter😊

25:14 The name 'Daisy' is another bit of fan service; The Doom Marine's pet rabit daisy was killed by demons. This sparked his rage, but does not fuel it. No, he hates demons now because they're, you know, an interdimensional absolute evil that wants nothing more than to eradicate humanity and anything else they come across. But it is implied the original source was because they killed his bpet bunny rabbit daisy.

So in other words the best way to traumatize our dear biologist is to find and angler fish longer than 6ft (2m)?

You almost made a halo 3 reference when you said "burn their mongrel hides."my first thought was, "All cruisers, fire at will!"

Being in the army I can attest that they scout the places perfectly first and build on the grounds "yeah, they'll all be miserable here" and most places that are semi decent end up being a crap shoot of "will this person give me an STD" Wrap it before you tap it all.

I know that finding Nemo traumatized a lot of people with the anglerfish, but this is amazing. Also, I love anglerfish. Anything that inspired fear in me as a child now inspires respect. Also, this man would be horrified if he ever saw a Xiphactinus recreation. If I had two wishes, the first would be for a wish granting object, and the next would be to give this man a dream about a Xiphactinus being outside a submarine. It probably wouldn't be emotionally scarring. A 13ft long Xiphactinus specimen was found with an entire 6ft long fish in its stomach. This is Roanoke's fear incarnate.

Always use a gellar field and remember. The emperor protects. Also, it can't be the worst video game movie as Uwe Boil still exists, and everything that guy touches is crap.

Realistically the biggest hurdle isn't reaching or surpassing lightspeed, it's finding politicians that would fund that research over funding wars, or inciting global unrest.

Hi military member here, in regards to your question, it really depends on your definition of “fun” to me Afghanistan had times where it was fun or interesting. When you’re on ooga dooga time with the boys it can always be fun

Honestly, if they ever want to make a movie that would do well, it should be about what happens between 2016 and Eternal, or during the Slayer's time with the Night Sentinels (so pretty much between 64/Lost Levels and 2016).

I really wanna see him try explaining the Typhons from prey

It was the 18th Millennium that we discovered how to travel the warp.

With the introduction of planet hoping I recommend a review on the protomolecule from The Expanse series, show and books. To hear your take on the alien "virus" that breaks down biomass and other elements to create husks and feats of engineering. Then you got all the creatures that have evolved from the protomolecule being their starting element, as carbon is to us.

For the other side of the mystical mixed with science-fiction, I'll always recommend dipping your toes even further into the daikaiju abyss by getting started on the Heisei Gamera trilogy and its first film: *Gamera: Guardian of the Universe*

31:06 I hear that. I'm a biologist too and had a chance to hang out with some physicists a couple times. I felt like a freaking toddler.

I laughed way too hard at "the former gives chase on the ladder" 😂

18:49 That was a legitimately good analogy that had me rolling on the floor laughing

I will pay this man to shove an angler fish in every video because, man, after the first time. It's just funny. Anyone new will be lost with his obsessions.

Damn, so in the few seconds we saw the first guy "teleport", he could have potentially spent months in the Hell dimension? Damn...I still enjoyed this movie for what it was

Roanoke been smashing through your content for a while now and lots of rewatches. We are lucky to get to enjoy your videos.

12:38 as a soldier I can say I never expected it to be sunshine and rainbows but I was not expecting 4 yrs in El Paso stationed at Ft. Bliss (aka Satan’s asscrack) to then get sent to upstate NY to Ft. Drum. Or Hel with one “L” as my BF calls it. I fondly describe it as a tundric, barbaric land of limited gun rights and unsweeted ice tea. And as a red blooded southern I both take that personal and now realize that God must have served in the military at one point because he has a dark sense of humor.

Reminder thus movie was so bad that the game studio had to put out a statement saying it has nothing to do with the movie

I didn’t even know this existed, I only remember the one where the demons have the extra chromosome

We might be closer then you think. We accidently created warp bubbles in experiment on micro scale, like in startrek. If we can make it surround a ship and propulsion we will be golden.

the thing that makes doom amazing is that we arent watching someone demolishing demons we ARE someone demolishing demons.

Remember with the flood the evil was drowned to the vary deepest depths of the abyss that is where angler fish come from

Roanoke's undying hatred for angler fish will never stop amusing me.

One like and Roanoke has to eat an anglerfish

Yeah, in Doom 3 Bertruger had them use drones and then UAC/Marine security guarded science units. Then Bertruger went in and came back turned by the demons.

Think of it like this Roanoke, the angler fish if we make earth hot enough, we can boil it alive.

Man, I love this channel. Keep it up, bro!

Hey roanoke, as a pretty big fan of your channel and fellow enjoyer of rather niche stuff, i want to make a suggestion. The world of analog horror on youtube has several different series that focus on gory diseases or creatures (Gemini Home Entertainment, Vita Carnis, Tangi Virus, Midwest Angelica). I think you would enjoy covering these pieces of indie horror, but of course, this is only a suggestion, i understand if you are not interested and that everyone has their own taste in media. i hope you see and consider this and most importantly i wish you well!

The music is fire😂especially with him just counting down

Something you said has a connection to the origional Doom movie. In that movie the "demons" were choosing who to infect because of a chemical in their body or brain that they could detect and killed everyone who they couldn't infect or change. This seems to be the same thing, but going through the portal instead of being infected. Ones who dont have whatever was scanned from the first guy might not come out of the portal with those effects that others that do have it do. So one could become like in the first movie a super human, while the rest become "demons"

This entire movie has been wiped from memory, like I know I’ve seen it but I can’t remember a single part of it

"So tell us why you want to be a candidate for MARS1." "I want to get as far away as possible from the angler fish!" "Great, you are approved for the Mars isolation test station in Arizona for now."

Oh love, I am glad you found an ecumenical way to separate. It rarely means one person is bad; sometimes we realise, our paths are going in separate directions and we want/need different things. I wish you all the love and peace, as you both transition.

When i joined the army in 2003 i did my training at fort Knox Kentucky. I was then stationed at fort knox Kentucky for the rest of my enlistment. Total let down.

I'm glad you got sponsors, and I mean, do what you need to make a living, as long as you feel comfortable with it I think the main issue people have with Raid is just how predatory their model is, it's not the only one out there like it, but it's pretty well known for it. I know someone who got pulled into these sort of things (not Raid specifically), it can be as addictive as gambling, and people loose a lot of money and, there's always something new to get The main way I've seen games essentially trick players, is by punishing you for not paying. They usually start of in a nice pace, then as you progress they make it so difficult that the game is unbelievably slow, and often making you wait for things If you can pay to not wait, then to me, that feels very predatory, they created the problem in the first place, and now you have to pay them to fix it? I mean, I'm still a fan, and even if you do more sponsorships for Raid, I will still watch you're videos. But on re-watches I will probably skip, as games like Raid just leaves a bad taste in my mouth anywho, best of luck, I'm gonna go watch the rest of the video now ^-^

This movie show us why a Gellar Field is necessary while traveling trough hell

This movie is so fucking annoying, someone on set clearly actually tried with designing props and stuff to try make it look like DOOM at least a bit and then they only really make shitty references to DOOM and basically nothing else. And I'm not even mad about the main character not being the Doom Slayer because I don't think he'd necessarily work as a main character in a movie, imagine he was Joan's dad though? This movie would have been totally worth it if Joan gets captured and then it cuts to someone coming out an elevator in a suit of armour with a big ass shotgun and then the real Doom Slayer does his thing in an epic action montage.

Fun fact. General Fusion and Tokamak fusion have achieved self sustaining, energy surplus reactions and are actively working on a prototype reactor to hook up to grids. I think 5 to 6 years and we will see full rollout on fusion reactors in Europe and North America

Sorry at the 6 minute mark you mentioned how portals disassemble what's being sent thru. Your talking about teleportation that's disassembles you in 1 place and reassembles in another. Portals should technically work more like wormholes. A sort of tunnel from point a to point b.

All we need is some stargate science and boom portals.

People when they see the doom movie you had one job one job

"My brother in Christ, it's time to move on." Roanoke needs his own show like Tosh.0 where he quips and gives commentary

"Just like removing any other organ" Like the appendix?

I remember seeing this on netflix a lot time ago and I kept thinking how even 0 budget student films looked better.

I now need Roanoke to cover DC animated movie "Flashpoint " solely just to hear him do Reverse Flash voice 🤣🤣🤣😤

Gets me everytime he still has beef with them I'm crying lmfaooo

As someone who's not in the military I can confirm I indeed haven't been deployed anywhere fun

12:35 I was stationed at Camp Pendleton. Outside of deployments, I feel like that was as close to beaches and women as you can get for a base. Spent enough time in 29 Palms to know how much worse it could be though.

I like that these imps are a imposing forces to be reckoned with, and armed personnel struggle fighting just one. Where as in the Doom games an imp is considered a “fodder” demon to the Doom Slayer

Babe wake up, Roanoke just posted 👁️👄👁️

Winslow probably thought that being stationed on Mars was his last chance at getting promoted before he hits his tenure and is separated from the military. I mean, yeah Mars ain't Souda Bay, Greece, but it's not like anything bad ever happens there...

Calling this a DOOM movie is absurd. It’s like calling that Roanoke guy ugly. 😮😮😮

I loved it when you played hellwalker(I think) in the background

It's around the year 25,000 that Mankind discovers Warp Travel, it just doesn't become a big issue until five thousand years later, then for the next *ten thousand years* things go a bit off the rails.

Daisy, i think was the name of Doom Guys bunny that was killed

Please do the wraith or gao’uld from Stargate. Would love to hear you’re thoughts on them

Interesting physiological point: the Hell Lord seems to be a more developed version of Bertram. Bertram's chest cavity is already beginning to split and the Hell Lord has a mostly human body with a massive open fissure running from the bottom of the ribcage up and through the skull.

Video game companies should stop giving these Hollywood studios rights to do adaptations without being there as consultants.

Man, I would love if you could one day cover Parasite Eve, I know It's a rather old franchise but the proposed ideas about mitochondria are rather unsetling, and I can't be the only one extremely curios about your take on it

Something i noticed that i was just reminded of from the original doom movie that they seem to have done the reverse of here But in the original mlvie when they finally kill one of the monsters and bring it back to the lab? One of the guys suggests it what it is and the main doctor lady, rather obnoxiously, sceptically says to him "what? Like an ALIEN?" and the most realistic line of that movie was that same soldier screaming " LOOK AT THAT THING!" and here you have clearly human looking mutated humans and a guy being like "is that even human???"

"I've seen the other side, it's longer then you think." I feel like fits in this video.