The Worst Superpower EVER!

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Over a year later?! Still less time than it took them to finally make a Batman v. Superman movie.
Superheroes are a form of escapism. Everyone likes the idea of people who are capable of extraordinary feats or impossible abilities, but for every impressive story, there is a less impressive one. This begs the obvious question... Which is the worst?
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Doorman:
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Gin Genie:
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Bouncing Boy:
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Zeitgeist:
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Matter-Eater Lad:
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Arm-Fall-Off-Boy:
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Beak:
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The Red Bee:
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El Guapo:
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Madame Fatal:
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Color Kid:
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Dazzler:
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Rainbow Girl:
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Hindsight Lad:
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@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 жыл бұрын

The worst superpower: If you’re killed by someone, you get a final killcam to see it from their perspective , but you can't respawn

@dumpster_mcgee_96 4 жыл бұрын

Just Some Guy without a Mustache not the worst power. I’d actually pay to see someone’s process of assassinating me.

@daikon3199 4 жыл бұрын

Isn't that just pseudo precognition

@rewrose2838 4 жыл бұрын

@@daikon3199 postcognition, the power of Hindsight man

@zmform7372 4 жыл бұрын

Hi again

@TheWeb-Slinger 3 жыл бұрын

That's not a power 10 year olds have it.

@TheDarkestNothing 8 жыл бұрын

The ability to attract bullets.

@tylerwardwell597 8 жыл бұрын

lol

@gdarris7161 8 жыл бұрын

AYYY LMAO

@aarobec 8 жыл бұрын

useful in the context of saving people, also if the attraction is adjustable, you can 'bend the bullet' so it swerves harmlessly away from anything valuable it could damage.

@vali3033 8 жыл бұрын

Or you could run around in a giant metal hamster ball during bank robberies so that the robbers can't shoot any one else while still being safe in your hamster ball.

@lewismorris970 8 жыл бұрын

the power of being able to kill your self

@kiranlin3245 5 жыл бұрын

The power to just watch the video and not scrolling through the comments

@kiranlin3245 5 жыл бұрын

hey thanks for the like

@freetoplayking7362 5 жыл бұрын

anybody reading this lacks this power

@johnwippel8323 5 жыл бұрын

I lack that ablility

@khumokwezimashapa2245 4 жыл бұрын

That would take some God like discipline

@00ghostcobra 4 жыл бұрын

That's called will power.

@tomkerruish2982 5 жыл бұрын

The power to hold it indefinitely. You continue to have an ever-greater sense of urgency to use a restroom; you just never have an accident.

@azn138 4 жыл бұрын

At some point your bladder would probably explode.

@user-zy6vs4gy4b 8 жыл бұрын

The power of shapeshifting into a minority when near a cop.

@mrklein14 8 жыл бұрын

+‫אלון קוסאשוילי‬‎ savage

@TexasKing100 8 жыл бұрын

+‫אלון קוסאשוילי‬‎ But then you would be the best drug dealer ever, cuz you would always know when an undercover cop is trying to buy from you or when cops are coming

@user-zy6vs4gy4b 8 жыл бұрын

TexasKing100 I like the way you think! :)

@yepyep4027 8 жыл бұрын

+‫אלון קוסאשוילי‬‎ this is hands down the best comment i have ever read

@user-zy6vs4gy4b 8 жыл бұрын

yep yep Thank you, I appreciate it. :)

@alvaroberts6301 7 жыл бұрын

Worst super power ever = eternal life without eternal youth. Constantly aging, your body slowly failing, everyone around you dying but you can't.

@blessedcocoa5729 7 жыл бұрын

Alva Roberts that is so horrible but it's not useless. u could hide so no one could see u. That would stop people from being mentally scarred

@awesomedonut8228 7 жыл бұрын

Alva Roberts Like captain Jack in Doctor Who? He's immortal but still age so he become a giant face.

@DouchebagDex 7 жыл бұрын

age and life are linked. aging is dying. you can't have eternal life withot eternal youth. eventually you'd become nothing, every last cell would be dead. and then you wouldn't be alive..

@AvatarRiku 7 жыл бұрын

Awesome Donut He ages very slowly though. I'm pretty sure he did some time traveling and was several hundred years old by the Stolen Earth.

@sillystinkyskunk4367 7 жыл бұрын

Shady Fidget Spinner Dealer Fiction doesn't have to have logic

@comicfan1324 4 жыл бұрын

Wait, so the original version of THE RED BEE is a 100% royalty free character? Strangely that make him more interesting to me. The fact that anyone could write their own story around the character without Breaking any copyright laws.

@demonicthan742 3 жыл бұрын

Id probably write a story of him basically being in a normal comic world, knowing he's probably the worst Hero ever and being reminded of it constantly, ridiculed and laughed at by common thugs. Yet he keeps fighting crime and always getting back up no matter whats thrown at him because even if hes the worst hero, hes still a hero

@paranormalexterminationbyc313 2 жыл бұрын

@@demonicthan742 kickass with bees

@purplerain6260 2 жыл бұрын

So all rule 34 and fanfic is canon...

@secretjuice1183 5 жыл бұрын

The power knowing you have a power but not knowing what power it is or how to power the power

@nogoodgod4915 10 ай бұрын

Thats just called delusion

@33pandagamer 6 жыл бұрын

1. The ability to turn invisible, only if no one is looking. 2. Super speed, when you can't stop 3. The ability to get in trouble when you did absolutely nothing.

@dontworryboutit1113 5 жыл бұрын

Actually number three could be useful, it would act as a sort of infinite distance radar, assuming there isn’t a being somewhere that sees everything. Then it’s literally useless because you could never use it but anyway it would be great as a means of knowing whether or not you’re being watched

@kaytk1762 5 жыл бұрын

The ability to get licked by Haunter.

@kaytk1762 5 жыл бұрын

1 and 3 are reasonable. You are obviously invisible to their point of view if they are not looking. 3 happens to me all the time.

@reece3067 5 жыл бұрын

Number 3 is Clarence from The Big Lez Show

@reeth4629 5 жыл бұрын

The Real 33pandaGamer “the ability to turn invisible, only when if no one is looking” is already on the pointless superpowers list

@ZygfrydJelenieRogi 8 жыл бұрын

Rainbow Girls is OVERPOWERED. Controlling your emotions? It's perfect! You can be calm while defusing a bomb, you can erase your fear in face of danger, you can keep living a happy life no matter what kind of trauma you've experienced. Being able to control emotions like that is an in-universe reason why Spartan in Halo series are so much better than regular troops (that and super strength, but let's pretend that's irrelevant). Not to mention she is a DC character. She could become a member of *any* Lantern Core and she could use 100% power of any ring at any given time. Sinestro has no shit on her, she will never be afraid.

@jasonneidinger3187 8 жыл бұрын

Well, it was really the power to change HER emotions at will.

@ZygfrydJelenieRogi 8 жыл бұрын

Yes, that's what I meant. It means that SHE can remain calm while defusing a bomb and SHE can have all the hope in the universe if given Blue Lantern Ring. I want this power.

@jasonneidinger3187 8 жыл бұрын

+ZygfrydJelenieRogi Yeah, but this isn't an actual power. Anyone can do this. This just means she is incredibly brave.

@ZygfrydJelenieRogi 8 жыл бұрын

Jason Neidinger Anyone, you say? I don't think you understand how emotions work.

@jasonneidinger3187 8 жыл бұрын

***** [sarcastically]>> "No, I don't. I'm a mindless zombie." Of course I know how they work!

@kenthousand 5 жыл бұрын

Funniest one I heard was being able to deflect every second bullet.

@puddlel1ama327 4 жыл бұрын

The power to think of the ultimate comeback to any argument. That you had 7 years ago.

@btmeant578 2 жыл бұрын

We all have that ability

@bernhardriemann3821 2 жыл бұрын

@@btmeant578 oh my god, I know right...

@sjeason Жыл бұрын

So he-insight man then

@randomstuff2760 7 жыл бұрын

To turn invisible when no one is looking

@danielalford228 7 жыл бұрын

Random Stuff mystery men

@nephom7017 7 жыл бұрын

one question if one person was looking away and one was looking at you will you be invisible OR? just not invisible

@randomstuff2760 7 жыл бұрын

Legend if anyone looks at you your not invisible

@KAngel32 7 жыл бұрын

Random Stuff what about cameras

@DouchebagDex 7 жыл бұрын

turn invisible when nobodies looking and if they look again they cant see you because you're invisible. so basically you get stuck as an invisible person.

@kingofvideos6191 7 жыл бұрын

The power too fly for 13.36 seconds on a Sunday afternoon around 4:57pm by looking at the color blue for 2 seconds and spinning in a circle 99 times.

@eliotmccambridge1794 7 жыл бұрын

lmao the detail made it hilarious

@JonathanFaleri 7 жыл бұрын

how would you even realize you have the power?

@Lemilie 7 жыл бұрын

how fast do you fly then? :p

@frombulapuhskinti7149 7 жыл бұрын

sounds like an unnecessarily elaborate cheat code for a video game

@MewtwoStrikesThunder 7 жыл бұрын

lol

@alive7270 5 жыл бұрын

im making a superhero comic about a guy who has really long sleeves.

@gulfgiggleanimations4472 5 жыл бұрын

I’m picturing the dude just slapping bad guys with his really long sleeves and being mildly annoying at best. It’s priceless!

@thehammurabichode7994 5 жыл бұрын

Alive Cooler Than You Keep us updated

@freetoplayking7362 5 жыл бұрын

i would read that

@Empyreanvex 5 жыл бұрын

What about when he tries to wash his hands?

@thecode327 5 жыл бұрын

Send me a copy

@simethigsomethingidfk 2 жыл бұрын

I just realized that hindsight lad could actually be really useful. Just imagine him being involved with military tacticians, if he really could know exactly what could happen then you could use that power to create better strategies. That is assuming his power is 100% accurate

@wackobros9659 2 жыл бұрын

That wouldn't work because he can only use hindsight meaning all he does is tell you what COULD have happened differently in a war or robbery that already happened completely erasing his usefulness because he's just a guy who tells you random probabilities anyone can come up with like "The hiroshima bomb could've malfunctioned and blew up on US soil instead of japanese soil....buuut it didn't. I must go now my people need me"

@2number9s87 2 жыл бұрын

@@wackobros9659 I see what the OP is saying. Like for example, in a sport, hindsight man is on defense and the offense scores a goal. He then sees a situation that could've occurred where the defense stopped that goal. Since he now knows how to counter their strategy, he can apply what he saw to the next situation. OP is saying apply this logic to military strategy and he's useful.

@wackobros9659 2 жыл бұрын

@@2number9s87 makes sense

@desperado3236 Жыл бұрын

But thats not hindsight... it already has to happen for him tell what could of happened. Hence hindsight. We all have have it.

@casr2 Жыл бұрын

Just have to combine hindsight lad with time travel and you're set

@bandi65cp 8 жыл бұрын

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.

@hylianmontage451 8 жыл бұрын

Hackers

@breezeyverse5873 8 жыл бұрын

+Emre Kaya you must be fun at parties

@MyIpadMail 8 жыл бұрын

BreezeyVerse i am, my only downside is that i can't stand stupidity and sarcasm. WAIT.

@professionalgamer7641 8 жыл бұрын

lol

@mynameispat_ 8 жыл бұрын

Also known as my nightmare XD

@jadenfox6161 7 жыл бұрын

The power to stutter at will

@VCRK888 6 жыл бұрын

Jaden Fox I have that power already. I can do it at anytime. ;-;

@doziaye 6 жыл бұрын

W-what are y-y-y-you talking bout? *BURP* I-I- I-I-I can already do -t-t-that!

@webslinger827 6 жыл бұрын

Jaden Fox that's just acting

@tamerrayyan1333 5 жыл бұрын

“A door can do his job just as well as he can”😂😂😂

@javaunyashley6393 3 жыл бұрын

Or a good kick

@randomknowledgeperson2872 3 жыл бұрын

Tyler: Doorman can teleport people to the other side of a wall. His body acting as a- Me: Door! Tyler: Wall portal. Me: 👁 👄 👁

@Chinajoe001 7 жыл бұрын

The ability to open doors but only if their automatic

@Chinajoe001 7 жыл бұрын

With your mind*

@saigesheen 7 жыл бұрын

Javier Castro for people who aren't lazy

@TheQueenofNeckbeards 7 жыл бұрын

wait but then you could open random doors from far away and freak people out

@irek1394 7 жыл бұрын

You could break into every place with automatic door at night. No that bad if you are into stealing.

@dominicm8251 7 жыл бұрын

Javier Castro 😂😂😂😂

@patroha8378 6 жыл бұрын

To be able to extend your lifetime by a second, however, it kills you in the process.

@smittythetaxcollector2239 6 жыл бұрын

Pat Roha I love this!

@emeph6353 6 жыл бұрын

but because of the second lifetime extension, you live for one second more

@__Insanity_ 6 жыл бұрын

So it's the power to instantly die at will. I LOVE IT

@emeph6353 5 жыл бұрын

my kind of power

@PeachDragon_ 5 жыл бұрын

Amazing

@grub2369 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I think doormans powers are actually really cool. Imagine him as a vigilante, he could just back up against a wall while getting punched, nd once the villains arm is through him, he can just take his back away from the wall, therefore slicing the offenders arm off! Also, I have a few questions about doorman; what happens if he lays down (does his ability still work)? Why doesn't he attempt to get bigger (in order to maximize his surface area, and therefore the usefullness of his power)? Can he go through himself, and if so, what happens? Also, people say his power could be replaced by a door, which isn't the case. He is more like a living acme-hole than a simple door.

@FaceoftheAgony. 2 жыл бұрын

Wow...

@Fearedxdd 5 жыл бұрын

The power to grow an extra eye lid

@dbg537 7 жыл бұрын

The super power to spin a fidget spinner 1 second longer than average, as long as you are balancing the fidget spinner on your left kidney.

@lorekeeper685 6 жыл бұрын

there is guy named Mr.beast he makes that average like 10 hours

@jriibzmodus4792 6 жыл бұрын

I'm dead😂😂😂

@fromnono13 6 жыл бұрын

Wtf that is a super useful power!

@garryjones62 7 жыл бұрын

Super speed but have normal reaction time and stamina

@aeg9065 7 жыл бұрын

Garry Jones fuck

@chrisgaming9567 6 жыл бұрын

Basically, the ability to become a single-use living artillery shell.

@coreypatton6290 6 жыл бұрын

Garry Jones HEY GUYS LOOK HOW FAST I'M RUNNING WEEEE- *SPLAT*

@quincyking010 6 жыл бұрын

nah at that point u become clean energy get a treadmill and make a shit ton of energy in 2 seconds and ur day job is done

@madscientistshusta 6 жыл бұрын

Garry Jones so the power to get super tired hella fast.

@thechatteringclown 5 жыл бұрын

The ability to become me. It's the worst thing that I can imagine ever happening to anyone...

@rodrickheffleyjr 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Phoenix-King-ozai 3 жыл бұрын

Hmm, wish you the best of luck in the future

@kickrun7709 3 жыл бұрын

Don’t worry, you’re beautiful. We love you. Have a nice day fellow citizen!

@quantumyoutubeguy2 5 жыл бұрын

The power of uncontrollable jumping

@funnytitle8850 2 жыл бұрын

It could be helpful for reflexes

@aaronanderson1036 7 жыл бұрын

The power to shit in different colors.

@dabiskitt 7 жыл бұрын

sounds fun

@aaronanderson1036 7 жыл бұрын

.....

@aaronanderson1036 7 жыл бұрын

Oh I GOT IT!! THE POWER TO TURN YOUR EYEBALLS INTO ACORNS BUT NOT TO CHANGE THEM BACK

@sergeidragon7052 7 жыл бұрын

lol so hard

@peppercat1021 7 жыл бұрын

Mega Buizel EX nah the power to die right when born

@juliansierra1385 7 жыл бұрын

Becoming invisible but only when no ones looking at you

@LilyTheSmol 6 жыл бұрын

Masked Artist Wasn't that actually in something? The guy used it to get past some security lasers...

@juliansierra1385 6 жыл бұрын

RealityUnhinged its in a movie I can't answer

@lorekeeper685 6 жыл бұрын

Masked Artist I think its deadpool?

@lorekeeper685 6 жыл бұрын

0utta S1TE maybe

@tilmanrotationalinvariant2257 6 жыл бұрын

Thta sound like you would stay invisible. You just clarified when to get invisible not when it stops

@mubbywub 3 жыл бұрын

Hindsight guy would be crazy good as a post mission assessment tool. Especially if his power allowed him to access information about the previous situation that the people involved otherwise couldn't know. He'd be the quiet bonus ability that ends up making a vastly more effective tactical team for future missions.

@marko6204 3 жыл бұрын

I always say "reality warping" when someone asks me what super power i would want

@alk7638 Жыл бұрын

same!

@nooneatall5612 7 жыл бұрын

The superpower to make your farts silent. Wait I would actually want that power.

@MasterCast001 6 жыл бұрын

I actually have it lol

@justdarkjazz4020 6 жыл бұрын

The silent ones are the deadliest.

@MyName-ln7jq 7 жыл бұрын

The power to know when something is happening but not what it is

@MagicGonads 6 жыл бұрын

Everyone has this power, it's consciousness itself.

@madscientistshusta 6 жыл бұрын

Kenna urge hindsightlad is the best imo

@jjthe13th 6 жыл бұрын

Lol Like the plot of The Happening

@kevinstephenson3531 6 жыл бұрын

Kenna urge like in Star Wars

@avilude 6 жыл бұрын

Say you knew you were gonna be assassinated, but not when. Then, at the most random time, you get a sheer feeling that something abnormal was gonna happen. You move out of the way and a bullet flies past your head. Although not the most effective power of all time, it's extremely useful. This is like spiderman's spider senses, he knows something's gonna happen, but not exactly what. From there he can infer he needs to move out of the way or something.

@lucykitsune4619 4 жыл бұрын

Dudeman: He's just a regular guy who struggles with minor inconveniences

@jonathan10597 14 күн бұрын

“I’m the Dudeman, so that’s what you call me, ya know? Of His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if you not into whole brevity thing.” - The Big Lebowski

@lancebarusch965 3 жыл бұрын

"The Human Match" he lights on fire and just runs around screaming...Sounds like something from "The Tick"

@brodyman30 7 жыл бұрын

The ability to fly but ....... only north

@arjunsharma5835 6 жыл бұрын

Red vs Blue?

@PowerOf47 6 жыл бұрын

What happens when you reach the North Pole?

@felixlaurin1310 6 жыл бұрын

Doesn't seem that useless, I mean, it still is flight

@ballergames101 6 жыл бұрын

brodyman30 the ability to fly but only down and at terminal velocity

@daltoneudy7148 6 жыл бұрын

Swarley that my friend is called falling.

@samdupre1731 6 жыл бұрын

The ability to make shopping cart wheels turn slightly to the right.

@oliverbengtvigkrog6388 6 жыл бұрын

TheDerpFactor calm down satan

@ethanandrews9051 6 жыл бұрын

Messing with people would be SO fun though. So I actually wouldn't mind this superpower

@Spingerex 6 жыл бұрын

TheDerpFactor,you have gone too far you madman!

@ryze9153 5 жыл бұрын

The ability to turn the sky upside down

@mansoorkhanjadoon1360 4 жыл бұрын

This is great

@dusktheowlgryphon 4 жыл бұрын

Wishes for elasticity powers Ends up caught in myself Haha I'm such a klutz

@TheAres1999 5 жыл бұрын

5:12 Color Kid actually doesn't have a bad power. He could change the color of the air the write messages, obstruct someone's vision, or create illusions. He could be a master of disguise, make you think you have an infection, or erase the contents of a book by changing the pages to match the ink.

@SneakyBeaky1 5 жыл бұрын

TheAres1999 Also could give vehicles active camouflage or his clothing.

@TheAres1999 5 жыл бұрын

@@SneakyBeaky1 If he's trying to camouflage, then he would have to constantly change the targets color to match the background. It would be impractical for vehicles, but he could use it on himself.

@SneakyBeaky1 5 жыл бұрын

TheAres1999 Well tbh I’m talking about camouflage patterns, not complete invisibility. Those patterns you see on military vehicles and alike

@freetoplayking7362 5 жыл бұрын

and induce seizures

@grub2369 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I always thought the same. Colour kids powers are practically the same as illusion casting, except, his illusions area ctually real, but only in a 2d state.

@katw50 7 жыл бұрын

The ability to always be in pain and never die

@johnmaher5911 6 жыл бұрын

Yes No deadpool?

@R0-83-RT 6 жыл бұрын

More like Darth Sion. While deadpool can feel pain without dying, Darth Sion is always experiencing constant pain for immortality.

@madscientistshusta 6 жыл бұрын

Bobby Ellis But pain makes your connection tobthe dark side uber powerful so it benifits a darth

@R0-83-RT 6 жыл бұрын

I never said it didn't but, Darth Sion's ability to stay alive forever and connstently live forever matches Mom Mom's comment.

@crescentmoon3764 6 жыл бұрын

Bobby Ellis Pretty sure Deadpool is in constant pain too as his cancer is still there.

@Jesus_King4life 5 жыл бұрын

The power to die when someone tells you to

@zmform7372 4 жыл бұрын

I’d die so fast

@dudebro3846 3 жыл бұрын

*goes to tumblr*

@vivimannequin 3 жыл бұрын

The power to go fuck yourself when being told to

@baconlord2545 3 жыл бұрын

That's just depression :D

@diamondstrings5212 3 жыл бұрын

You’d never be able to play video games again

@pepsiman7453 4 жыл бұрын

Alright I found some uses for these powers 5:12 Tyler already semi found a power 5:20 If she blasts some earape Micheal P, she can make villains go blind 5:29 Alright, technically, this one has a really good use. She can switch in between Lantern Corps at will 5:37 Useful for time travelling, knowing the plans of someone and what they'll do in that situation, and to know what timeline they can jump into not so useless after all, eh?

@zekdalek2326 4 жыл бұрын

Out of The Loop Man. his superpower is that he can never know what is going on, where the action is or arrive while things are going down.

@anoneris 7 жыл бұрын

Worst Superpower: You can go foward in time, but not back.

@TheSplashgamer 7 жыл бұрын

you could skip school, bad Movies, waiting for something ...

@burley6589 7 жыл бұрын

TheSplashgamer you basically waste days of your life doing that

@warmuiz 7 жыл бұрын

dunkelmesser thats basically life

@TheSplashgamer 7 жыл бұрын

Sparkz-GamingHighlights! u could do that with this ability, i dont say u should do that

@BlackBlood297 7 жыл бұрын

That's Tracer's power.

@mechadon76 6 жыл бұрын

The abiltiy to fly slowly. Underwater.

@avilude 6 жыл бұрын

And if you don't know how to swim your life's saved. This is pretty useful.

@mechadon76 6 жыл бұрын

if you don't know how to swim why would you be in water.

@avilude 6 жыл бұрын

Many reasons. A. Someone pushed you in. B. Your friend is drowning. C. You want to be. Not all people who want to be in water can swim. Plus flying in water slowly won't cost you stamina. And these are just 3 reasons.

@seyan879 6 жыл бұрын

Jake The Velociraptor h

@julianholler7505 5 жыл бұрын

When I was in preschool we would often debate teleportation vs timetravel most, me Inclouded took timetravel

@voguerohitdixit9892 4 жыл бұрын

The power to turn everything into gold just by touching them.

@jeremyhammond689 3 жыл бұрын

Clever.

@TheNorthernShogun 2 жыл бұрын

That could be useful, maybe not in crimefighting but you could turn stuff you don’t want anymore into gold and probably sell them for a lot of money

@Lordmewtwo151 Жыл бұрын

@@TheNorthernShogun If you can control it, maybe, but if you have power incontinence...well, just look at King Midos. If you've never heard of him, story goes that he demanded that exact power as his reward, and it was more trouble than it was worth. For one, Midos couldn't eat or drink *anything* and when he hugged a loved one...

@danielwesley5051 11 ай бұрын

@Slim1378 That could be very useful for crime fighting, you could immobilize someone by turning their clothes into solid gold. Get away car? Not if the fuel has been turned to gold. Airborne poison? Nope, it’s just raining gold dust now.

@dreamfever7479 6 жыл бұрын

The ability to think about useless superpowers that people have already thought of.

@aufishsd1445 5 жыл бұрын

The power of memes... Oh, wait, that'd be overpowered.

@SuperLightningLover 8 жыл бұрын

The ability to tell if a movie's crap by looking at the front cover

@FelixAnimations 8 жыл бұрын

I can do that with every Twilight movie.

@eddy_is_crunchy5593 8 жыл бұрын

smosh video

@funkytom7709 7 жыл бұрын

best ability EVER !

@Milkra 7 жыл бұрын

It's a real superpower, called common sense.

@aaronanderson1036 7 жыл бұрын

YEA. I could tell by looking at the cover of Land before time 13 that it was crap.

@Dysbro 5 жыл бұрын

The ability to fail at anything, the weakness is: you can’t fail at failing

@xenonboy26 3 жыл бұрын

You can fail at living but also dying

@ty9425 5 жыл бұрын

The power to forget everything including how to forget.

@PipkinForTheWin 8 жыл бұрын

the power to have no powers. its the worst because you technicaly have no powers and i believe its a paradox correct me if im wrong

@TheImaginaryAxis 8 жыл бұрын

+PAPA PIP I think you're onto something here.

@PipkinForTheWin 8 жыл бұрын

The Imaginary Axis OOH YOU REPLIED I LITERALLY STARTED WATCHING YOUR VIDEOS YESTERDAY ;))))). when's your next video coming out and hints on what its about, can't wait

@TheImaginaryAxis 8 жыл бұрын

+PAPA PIP Well, thanks for supporting my channel! I really appreciate every view and comment I get! :) My next release date... is a little hard to speculate on. Ideally, I can have something new in a week or so, but things are also heating up around here because of Thanksgiving. I _can_ tell you I'm excited about the content, though! I'll do everything I can to make it absolutely stellar!

@PipkinForTheWin 8 жыл бұрын

The Imaginary Axis :))

@dkrypt5430 8 жыл бұрын

How about the power to be normal?

@joelhaggis5054 6 жыл бұрын

The power to have a panic attack on command.

@joelhaggis5054 5 жыл бұрын

Spin-chan Art true

@kitteninabag7402 5 жыл бұрын

I got that

@medexamtoolsdotcom 5 жыл бұрын

Fitting your thumbnail icon is Morty since he seems to have that power.

@penisparkerdeviloflamps7979 5 жыл бұрын

It's called going-to-school-kinesis

@blbradford73 5 жыл бұрын

The power to sleep all the time.

@geoffreydelap1 5 жыл бұрын

the power to pee really hard

@beauh1515 5 жыл бұрын

The power of being all powerful after dying but you can’t heal/come back to life

@yasonyohannes 5 жыл бұрын

then you're not all powerful

@grub2369 3 жыл бұрын

That might already be the case.

@darkbolt4570 3 жыл бұрын

You could still put your soul in someone else's body

@lucaslopes9502 3 жыл бұрын

That's basically Dr Manhattan

@failurefiend 6 жыл бұрын

The power to produce a carrot from your mouth once every decade

@avilude 6 жыл бұрын

And if you're starving to death and you're age ends in zero (starting from age ten of course) you're saved. Not the most useful, but not useless, just very niche.

@tangous 6 жыл бұрын

The power to draw a perfect equilateral triangle on Wednesday’s in the month of November, only when your bladder is more than 72% full.

@freetoplayking7362 5 жыл бұрын

that would be useful in a exam

@onespicysauce6599 5 жыл бұрын

Free To Play KING you’re finals won’t be in November though 😂

@freetoplayking7362 5 жыл бұрын

@@onespicysauce6599 not in america

@ryze9153 5 жыл бұрын

The power to draw a perfect circle on mondays in october but only on top of a mountain

@pajokamikaze 4 жыл бұрын

6:50 i know what it is, Belle Delphine \o/

@urmumgaehalol 5 жыл бұрын

The worst super power is being me

@catchinsomezzzs 5 жыл бұрын

(Gut punch)

@emvscout4600 7 жыл бұрын

The ability to glow, yet only in sunlight.

@pervertinokripperino9364 7 жыл бұрын

Twilight Vampires?

@coreypatton6290 6 жыл бұрын

Homestuck vampires?

@name1492 6 жыл бұрын

you didn't say how Bright

@beefmonstr4644 6 жыл бұрын

Corey Patton yes

@jerome96114 5 жыл бұрын

Could be used to blind people, and depending on HOW bright you glow, even kill them.

@redspin2ify 5 жыл бұрын

Honestly, the red bee would make a great comedy movie. A kind of "I'm a shit superhero, this is my life" kind of vibe

@boogasloogas8359 4 жыл бұрын

Great quote lmao

@carrosivejones1969 4 жыл бұрын

He would honestly fit in with the tick

@irrelevant283 4 жыл бұрын

Like Hancock, except Hancock is pretty good superhero

@benkayvfalsifier3817 4 жыл бұрын

Until someone turns him into an edgelord anti-hero and red bee starts using bees to kill people. Suddenly he's as scary as Candy Man. Don't believe me? Just ask Nicholas Cage, he'll tell you how scary bees can be, pun intended.

@grub2369 3 жыл бұрын

The character reminds me of mystery men.

@Aamogh 5 жыл бұрын

Even I want to time travel Seeing myself playing project igi, watching Harry Potter series with my cousin and so on

@Cutesticles 4 жыл бұрын

Screaming really low, farting backwards, turning into antimatter once.

@stefblok6074 7 жыл бұрын

The power to hold your breath under water unless you're wet

@btrain8133 7 жыл бұрын

That was on the we sight he went onXD

@btrain8133 7 жыл бұрын

Web sight

@ArtiziDesigns 7 жыл бұрын

+Brett Aaron still wrong

@Loxer150 7 жыл бұрын

+Brett Aaron Website*

@crystalball020 7 жыл бұрын

well, you can still be in a suit

@FNnametag3 6 жыл бұрын

The power to the know the birth month of anyone named Chad.

@emmaudo4185 6 жыл бұрын

FNnametag3 my band directors name is chad but no one knows his birthday

@alejandrodelarco2630 6 жыл бұрын

FNnametag3 the best one I've seen

@brob657 6 жыл бұрын

"Eyo this chad right 'ere was born in september"

@Luci-gh7ud 5 жыл бұрын

the power of getting the same ad every second on a video. 20 before the video and 20 after as well. and you cant skip any of them. the length of each ad is 1 minute.

@iamthatiam3891 5 жыл бұрын

Ok I think I got a good one The Human Shield: 1.He instantaneously comes into contact with any force that would cause anything harm 2. He's omnipresent so he blocks everything at every point in time in any universe. 3. He has a healing factor that is extremely painful. 4. He is extremely fragile to the point a fly bumping into him could shatter bones.

@renegadedragoon6128 2 жыл бұрын

sounds like redo of healer except he's forced to do it :0

@kahahncrease8798 6 жыл бұрын

The ability to to pass your superpower onto another person

@larisoro8691 6 жыл бұрын

but then you could pass it onto somebody that has the power to die when they see them self, then he could pass his original power to a supervillian and then show a mirror to them

@noahbreding3258 6 жыл бұрын

plus ultra

@Your_local_wild_and_werid_gurl 6 жыл бұрын

That was the orgin for the STRONGEST QUIRK EVER CREATED exept for "all for one"

@halluminous 5 жыл бұрын

Thats called one for all

@kahahncrease8798 5 жыл бұрын

Ah but one for all had to be combined with the ability to store quirks , if you don't have that then it is useless

@purplekt1722 5 жыл бұрын

The ability to fly, move through objects, and see everything going on around you. But only because you are an emotionless ghost that can't interact with anything.

@phuuc8075 4 жыл бұрын

this explain everything!

@jacobsheehan9715 3 жыл бұрын

But the ability to posses people however they can attempt to resist it and you can still die somehow

@jacobsheehan9715 3 жыл бұрын

By that I mean your possed form can be destroyed you can’t though kinda

@GRIMPONG 2 жыл бұрын

"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."

@oksiked0127 4 жыл бұрын

The power to stop something relative to EVERYTHING The sun The solar system The milky way The universe

@khalilrahme5227 3 жыл бұрын

How would that even work ? Those are moving towards each other ? You can't be stationery on all of them at once.

@Tony_Fernando 9 ай бұрын

Hindsight lad can be a great detective. Solving even the toughest of all cases, giving a run for the best of the detective's money.

@Niko-rt3wi 6 жыл бұрын

The power to not be able to say, hear, see, or smell anything unless you're in a volcano when it erupts in mondays only

@qualitytbf3483 8 жыл бұрын

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.

@TheImaginaryAxis 8 жыл бұрын

+Javier Mountz You should know I read this comment in the Pharaoh's voice.

@qualitytbf3483 8 жыл бұрын

+The Imaginary Axis I'm just happy that you read it, and it does sound right in the pharaohs voice.

@chillydogification 8 жыл бұрын

+Javier Mountz Invulnerable to every 3rd bullet.

@recreationeer53 8 жыл бұрын

lol

@greychameleon2920 8 жыл бұрын

The ability to teleport 2 inches in any direction after a 10 minute buildup

@TheWeb-Slinger 2 жыл бұрын

The ability to conjure anything you can think of outta thin air but it only has a 1 second time limit of existence.

@lordlemmun5216 5 жыл бұрын

The power to live a full life; however, once you become happy with your life, you die.

@rodrickheffleyjr 4 жыл бұрын

I guess I'm gonna live a full life then...

@michaelguardiola8225 7 жыл бұрын

the ability to create a micro black hole with a gravitational pull with a radius that effects anything exactly one nanometer away while you see a double rainbow, 4 comets, a observable gamma burst with the naked eye. During an animal rain, anytime between 4:15 am and 4:16 am.

@madscientistshusta 6 жыл бұрын

Michael Guardiola meth heads would rule the world

@NamelessUser52 6 жыл бұрын

you will be able to study gamma burst point blank .(hopefully point blank)

@zurzulzurzul3119 6 жыл бұрын

Tat wuld SUCK am i rigth;)

@therrydicule 6 жыл бұрын

He said superpower, not drug abuse.

@meljXD2 6 жыл бұрын

That would destroy the planet

@smraro 7 жыл бұрын

The power of constantly seeing your ex girlfriend everywhere. FML.

@teamawesomeness7137 7 жыл бұрын

The power to turn into any anime character at will. Or the power to wear deresses even if you are male. Or the power to join a group that consisted of and only of the opposite gender to yours until you joined.

@teamawesomeness7137 7 жыл бұрын

Yes,of and only of.

@Spingerex 6 жыл бұрын

Creative Name,his name is Saitama...

@eiric6958 3 жыл бұрын

The ability to heal enemies every time in a fight.

@staledog4393 5 жыл бұрын

The power to be able to cross the universe in less than a millisecond but only when you are standing still

@name1492 5 жыл бұрын

thats not useless.

@jerome96114 5 жыл бұрын

It is called "teleport".

@justas423 5 жыл бұрын

That's just teleportation

@revolvingworld2676 4 жыл бұрын

How is that useless?

@satan2872 4 жыл бұрын

But wait there is no space suit...

@santiagovaldez8286 6 жыл бұрын

Cook a minute intant-rice in 53 seconds

@jriibzmodus4792 6 жыл бұрын

Santiago Valdez 59.99 seconds

@tanooks9408 6 жыл бұрын

Santiago Valdez That’s really useful, tho

@melancholywoolster1709 6 жыл бұрын

That would be.....AMAZING

@nateds7326 6 жыл бұрын

I think thats legally a disability.

@melancholywoolster1709 6 жыл бұрын

Thats legally a disability? wtf....how do we qualify disabilities

@EVeljko 7 жыл бұрын

The power to stack books really high.

@skarloey2653 7 жыл бұрын

I would use the shit out of that.

@alitaher003 6 жыл бұрын

EVeljko THIS IS MY FORTRESS!!

@deviousj5868 6 жыл бұрын

You could stack then pile them on someone crushing them. The power to stack paper.

@Dananite 6 жыл бұрын

EVeljko that's no a power

@123till321 6 жыл бұрын

..."because no human could have stacked books like this"

@Helpmegetsubswithnovideo-nn6oq 5 жыл бұрын

The power of dying virgin Nvm I forgot fortnite exists

@wannaseemywoody422 3 жыл бұрын

Ha.

@nota13xxsfbiagent32 3 жыл бұрын

@yawbyss981 Жыл бұрын

I swear, the most underrated super power is toon force. You could do the absolute craziest shit for fun and no matter what you’ll be absolutely fine while looking funny as hell in the process. You could just jump to the bottom of the Grand Canyon and bounce back up to the top.

@tangous 6 жыл бұрын

The power to hear both yanny and laurel, and see both white and gold and black and blue on the dress

@In1go_ 5 жыл бұрын

I hear a mixture of both of Yanny and Laurel, at the same time. Does that qualify?

@tangous 5 жыл бұрын

[ REDACTED ] 1/2, do you see both of the colors? If so, you sir are a legend.

@ecitsujfonogard2823 5 жыл бұрын

I can do both

@mudkip76lol 5 жыл бұрын

MrTango_ K3- I honestly wish I had this power

@davidjeffery2511 6 жыл бұрын

The power to kill someone but it can only be you

@vivimannequin 6 жыл бұрын

David Jeffery that one has to be the best

@ethangray8527 6 жыл бұрын

Hey! It would be useful for keeping information out of enemy hands.

@Zeezeebot 5 жыл бұрын

The power to watch a video from Imaginary Axis when you can do something more productive.

@billciphersleftarm8657 3 жыл бұрын

I already have that power

@humblehive6502 4 жыл бұрын

Hindsight lad would be pretty useful in creating strategies for the future knowing what could’ve been done to win he could just say it then practice the strategy. Pretty useful in my mind

@notben5088 6 жыл бұрын

Door Man would probably be hired by the cops, SWAT or SAS in reality. It would help them a lot, being able to got around a door or window that might be trapped or getting into a building quietly. Colour Kid could also join SAS and use his powers constantly to give the vehicle he's in active camouflage. Dazzler could convert music from her phone into high levels of ionising radiation, killing most people in a few seconds if she tried hard enough.

@Ryan-lr9gw 5 жыл бұрын

Not Ben Yes! Doorman will have his day! Hahaha

@samdupre1731 6 жыл бұрын

The ability to jump just high enough so that you break your ankle

@avilude 6 жыл бұрын

What if there's a ledge you're jumping on to? Also you're not limited to jumping this high, you can always use less force.

@gxtmfa 6 жыл бұрын

CrossFit?

@tanooks9408 6 жыл бұрын

TheDerpFactor Have you ever seen My Hero Academia? That’d be awesome! (As long as you have an old lady that heals you if they kiss you when asked...)

@tanooks9408 6 жыл бұрын

Jyuinchi Sorry, I’m a weeb. It’s a really good anime.

@juzarbharmal9998 5 жыл бұрын

I need the power of Batman, being awesome like all the time.

@antonievasilebaciu4437 4 жыл бұрын

Electrified saliva, tough u are not electricity proof

@TheZephyrsWind 5 жыл бұрын

The power to immediately know everything about fanfics whenever they're made.

@doomer2electricboogaloo730 3 жыл бұрын

"So anyway, I- FUCK! NOT AGAIN!"

@ultimaxkom8728 3 жыл бұрын

Now THAT'S scary!

@The-kr9rb 3 жыл бұрын

trying to go to sleep but your mind gets filled with a new five nights at freddys fanfiction every 2 minutes

@mekingtiger9095 2 жыл бұрын

Oh God, oh no, *FU-!!!*

@MeepChangeling 2 жыл бұрын

That would be a godly power! No, really. You could use that knowledge to write some of the most amazing stories about absolutely ANY hero of your choice and INSTANTLY know EVERYTHING, that EVERY, dedicated fan wants to see. You could analise this data, spot the trends, and write the prefect fanfics. You could become the most popular author on the internet, and in so doing, attract the attention of ANY company of your choice and become one of the writers for the actual thing in question. Since you perfectly know the minds of the fans, you could eventually make the canon media be exactly what the majority of hardcore fans want to see (within the broadcast limits, of course). This power would let you be the next Stan Lee or Jack Kirby.

@chrishubbard5871 2 жыл бұрын

Perspiration man. He can control if he sweats or not. But if he goes too long with out sweating he overheats and passes out. No one would even know he had a power.

@Thoughtless427 5 жыл бұрын

Ice melter man. The man with the power to turn ice into water in the same amount of time that it would at lukewarm temperature.

@MelodyTCG 6 жыл бұрын

The power to correctly assume someones gender

@ryze9153 6 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@evanfrice9126 6 жыл бұрын

You could assume Frisks Gender from Undertale

@coreenghent2940 6 жыл бұрын

Tomato TCG I CAN FINALLY WATCH ANIME

@tyauer1123 6 жыл бұрын

That actually has recently become useful

@robertdicke7249 6 жыл бұрын

that's nice but they will still be upset you assumed, and it'll be worse for you as they cant lavish in the joy of correcting the assumption. OH MAN!!! that might actually be the worst super power!!!!