The Dumbest Scene In Movie History

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Sometimes to really appreciate the scale of a disaster, you need to break it down a little. So it back and enjoy as I examine a key scene from Rebel Moon Part 2 - possibly the dumbest 3 minutes in cinema history.

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@JamesScarborough5290 3 ай бұрын

1. Kills innocent child she was assigned to protect. 2. Spares villain due to emotions. 3. Kills random Empire employees on her way out.

@MegaCityPatrol 3 ай бұрын

Ah ha. She had the villain arc all along!

@Dipj01 3 ай бұрын

truly a modern hero.

@RobertTestowy 3 ай бұрын

@@Dipj01 Modern Heroine.

@GoldenWolf115 3 ай бұрын

@@MegaCityPatrolpretty sure it was written by a mentally ill, narcissistic troon.

@ludovico6890 3 ай бұрын

When the hero of your story is a sadistic psychopath. And kinda thick too.

@awesomehpt8938 3 ай бұрын

The dumbest scene was watching farmers in the far future collecting their harvest by hand in slow motion and chucking it unto a levitating cart. Instead of using a single combine harvester.

@dr.emilschaffhausen4683 3 ай бұрын

Unfortunately the future EPA cracked down on combine emissions.

@itnaklipse1669 3 ай бұрын

@@dr.emilschaffhausen4683 ha-ha!

@whitetallon8784 3 ай бұрын

@@dr.emilschaffhausen4683 But COAL burning SPACE ships are fine because SPACE? What about the SPACE Environment????? Where is the SPACE EPA???

@outrider425 3 ай бұрын

and the galactic spanning empire that’s somehow dependent on such backwards worlds

@NTJedi 3 ай бұрын

The farmers harvesting is a perfect example of unrealistic fantasy... two completely different timelines merged into one with zero logic. The equivalent of flying cars needing to use a manual crank for providing air conditioning.

@marcell378 3 ай бұрын

You missed the best part, the princess saying ”I forgive you”. You know because when someone destroys everything that you hold dear that’s the first thing that comes to mind.

@therealNguniEmperor 2 ай бұрын

She's the female Jesus.

@bryanm498 2 ай бұрын

"Oh no! Oh crap! This is a powerful dialogue that speaks into the soul of humanity! Preposterous...". Expectation, Writter - 2024

@NewStarConstellation 2 ай бұрын

If you are a good and strong person then yes, that may be the first and last that comes to mind.

@ThatOneGuyWhoLostHisHandle 2 ай бұрын

@@NewStarConstellation find me a single human being on the planet, Gandhi included, that would ever respond like this… that could not be a more unnatural and then inhuman response…. ESPECIALLY when it’s coming from a pretentious noble 🤣🤣. This might hurt your feelers, but humanity is not a naturally peaceful species, it is inherently violent like every other animal species that grew up fighting to survive……………….

@NateS717 Ай бұрын

@@NewStarConstellation LMAO oh please gtf out of here with that crap XD

@Zombiewithabowtie 2 ай бұрын

5:18 Tragically, this couple are apparently also depictions of real life events. These are Isa and Isidor Strauss, who were incredibly wealthy husband and wife couple who owned the Macy's toy store in Chicago along with Isidor's brother. The two had been married for over forty years, and when the Titanic was sinking, despite Isidor urging her to board a boat to safety, Ida insisted on remaining by her husband's side in their final moments. In an ironic quirk of fate, their great-great granddaughter would lose her husband, Richard Rush, in the OceanGate submersible. ... I'd literally rather talk about anything other than Rebel Moon.

@HFFCANADA 2 ай бұрын

That's a coincidence, cool

@njmfff 2 ай бұрын

My grandparents met and got married after only three days and remained married till granddad died. He died in hospital and my grandmother refused to get out, saying that this would be the first thing she ever did without my granddad in 40 years, and if she did, then he will truly be dead (aka he would have to accept he died). She died within a year out of broken heart.

@user-kg2jw3we6b Ай бұрын

@@njmfff When say stuff like" She died of broken heart." I don't think that a broken heart is a thing. My grandfather blew his brains out with a saturdaynightspecial as the VA would not cover his cancer treatments. 5

@TheBlueFalcon Ай бұрын

@@user-kg2jw3we6bbroken heart is an actual syndrome, it’s cardiomyopathy brought on by stress

@becominghero9754 Ай бұрын

@@user-kg2jw3we6b It is a thing, actually! Look up takutsubo! It's wild but you can have dilated heart failure due to neurotransmitter changes.

@ravenshrike 3 ай бұрын

Refuses to kill the guy actually responsible for the deaths of the king and queen, but perfectly happy to slaughter her way off the ship, with the majority of her kills being people that in no way were complicit. Yep, sounds about right.

@TrickOrRetreat 3 ай бұрын

Such a good point 😂

@Gaming_Legend2 3 ай бұрын

that is some new starwars trilogy type shit

@azseal2669 3 ай бұрын

He played Last of Us part 2 before making the film and was deeply inspired by the ending.

@bdkj3e 3 ай бұрын

Which also reinforced the bad guys narrative that she was the one who did it. If I was there and saw her massacre her way through the ship killing my friends and then was told she killed the king I would 100% believe it and so would anyone else they told.

@atomicviking2497 3 ай бұрын

The entertainment industry is so narcissistic that no one in it has ANY clue what a hero is. They can't muster the level of selflessness required, so they can't write heroes.

@jaycr0ss292 3 ай бұрын

Friend described the 1st Rebel Moon very eloquently: “Imagine if Star Wars, Dune, and the Chronicles of Riddic had a child… with special needs.”

@sebcreed9835 3 ай бұрын

Hahaha 😂 That's pure gold

@adamantiumrage 3 ай бұрын

Damnnnn 😂😂😂😂

@warmspell7562 3 ай бұрын

Perfect.

@jeffb255 3 ай бұрын

Don't forget Harry Potter and literally gladiator

@jennycoyle8204 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@zigedelic3909 Ай бұрын

Of all the dumb af things in this scene, a character called Belisarius being a traitor hurt me the most. The real Belisarius was unfailingly loyal, despite being suspected of being a traitor during his many opportunities to do so.

@null090909 2 ай бұрын

The insult to history is naming the traitor Belisarius, a man that could have seized power anytime and didn't.

@andybancroft5391 Ай бұрын

It’s about killing the symbol of Belisarius, he brought back Rome - Disney hates the thought of Belisarius’ imo

@PhilipWester Ай бұрын

@@andybancroft5391 What in the world does Disney have to do with "Rebel Moon"? This is a Netflix movie.

@tacojoe4688 3 ай бұрын

I absolutely love when a main character kills like 150 henchmen, sees the main big bad and randomly develops a moral compass and decides not to kill him, then proceeds to kill another 100 henchmen.

@EvilDoresh 3 ай бұрын

You see, henchmen aren't _really_ people, so they don't count. They probably don't even have names.

@NucleaRaptor 3 ай бұрын

I too am a The Last of Us 2 enjoyer. :^)

@tonyug113 3 ай бұрын

oh and the unarmed space submarine engineers as well - to make her look tough

@sergeantbigmac 3 ай бұрын

This kindve hole-riddled writing is excusable for video games because of the gameplay mechanic argument and cut scenes being viewed through a different lens, but with Film/TV they have no excuse to drop coherent written characterization.

@arjuna6224 3 ай бұрын

Snyder has been doing this ever since the dceu.

@sivad1025 3 ай бұрын

This scene is perfect Drinker. You just have to watch the director's cut to fully get it

@WH250398 3 ай бұрын

rELeAsE tHe SnYdERCuT

@hariman7727 3 ай бұрын

It's 20 minutes long and mostly slow motion.

@Gojo7 3 ай бұрын

@@hariman7727 all slow motion pls

@N1ght_walk 3 ай бұрын

I wonder if Drinker will do a scene analysis for his movie, Rogue Elements? Lol movie looks just as bad.

@bradp5848 3 ай бұрын

Needed to be black and white

@flippert0 2 ай бұрын

Director's cut has to wait until ChatGPT-5 comes out.

@Elizarus330 Ай бұрын

Interesting, will there be fans waiting for Snyder Cut this time?

@billzjr222 6 күн бұрын

@@Elizarus330I don't think so. I've always been a Snyder fan but this one was not good at all. He definitely dropped the ball on this movie.

@Elizarus330 6 күн бұрын

@@billzjr222 That was a joke. Ofc nobody will. And unlike you, I've initially seen that Snyder is over-praised mediocrity living on hype. By the way, the same as Shyamalan and Nolan, only worse. But people in general are not very smart, so charlatans like this manage to fool them for 10 years until they create something so mediocre that everyone’s eyes open.

@SheldonAdama17 2 ай бұрын

This is like a “Naked Gun” parody of Caesar’s death with all the jokes removed

@sgtGiggsy 2 ай бұрын

Coincidentally, Frank Drebin once saved a guy in a public park from being stabbed to death by a few men dressed in togas.

@gelchert Ай бұрын

@@sgtGiggsy Those were actors! Good ones!

@elijahdoesstuff4600 3 ай бұрын

A villain being so far up his own ass that he literally has his own traveling orchestra to hype him up us actually such a cool concept. But unfortunately it's terribly executed here.

@derkeheath5172 3 ай бұрын

They did it FAR better with the flame thrower guitarist and drummers who accompany the bad guy in Fury Road.

@thibaldus3 3 ай бұрын

Mad Max.

@cormoran2303 3 ай бұрын

The orchestra's rehearsals were the most intricate part of his plan. Twelve hundred pages of music were written and rehearsed based on every possible outcome.

@mikeallan7740 3 ай бұрын

@@derkeheath5172 The doof warrior in Fury road served a purpose, his guitar playing communicates to all the other drivers what orders to follow.

@michaelotoole1807 3 ай бұрын

that put the image of Darth Vader descending down from his imperial shuttle ramp with a homeboy several steps behind him holding a boom box over his head blasting "the imperial march" music.

@thomaspunt2646 3 ай бұрын

The dumbest scene in movie history is "Somehow Palpatine returned." and I will die on that hill.

@richardhockey8442 3 ай бұрын

I think the scene in 'Highlander 2' when it's revealed that the immortals are in fact alien criminals incarcerated on the prison planet 'Earth' must rate

@thehoerscorral8565 3 ай бұрын

Depending on how much of a Star Wars nerd you are (or were, now), such as myself, I tie it between that, and in The Last Jedi, the evil "Supremacy" and its entire support fleet, crewed and led by white men, getting hyperspace rammed and destroyed by a literal purple haired nonbinary space lesbian in a "maneuver" that there is no way she could have known it would work how it did. However cool that scene LOOKED, and in all fairness sure the actual impact LOOKED and sounded cool, it still completely annihilated and invalidated 99% of the Star Wars space battle lore, especially considering despite them literally saying in the start of RoS that "That was a one in a million fluke" or whatever AS AN EXCUSE FOR why they don't just use it to solve every single problem in the movie, like just taking a few small ships and ramming Palpatine's whole fleet at Exogol, (they are literally all just sitting there in rows asking for it LOL) we see at the end of Rise of Skywalker that it is in fact just a normal thing now; any larger capitol ship/dreadnought and probably even death star sized space station can be easily annihilated by anything larger than a fighter just going lightspeed at it. There is zero reason why people wouldn't start just manufacturing Clone Wars-esque drone ships that are little more than maneuverable hyper drives, whose sole purpose is to ram larger enemy vessels, since it apparently even goes through their shields. Anyways, "Somehow Palpatine returned" is probably still worse... Oscar deserved better LOL.

@packman7631 3 ай бұрын

@@thehoerscorral8565 Don't forget, in that "movie" Oscar also had to deliver the line "Nav can't tell which way's up out there." He should probably sue.

@thehoerscorral8565 3 ай бұрын

@@packman7631 LOL he definitely needs to at least fire his agent. Between this and Moon Knight they are clearly huffing some of that GOOD good from Disney.

@Ramsey276one 3 ай бұрын

Dumbest Line in A Franchise, at least!

@sergiocoelho_arts 3 ай бұрын

Rebel Moon 1 and 2 are so despicable that they deserve the Golden Raspberry Awards.

@martinfiedler4317 Ай бұрын

Nah. Even the Raspberry Awards have minimum standards.

@juniegonzalez6518 2 ай бұрын

It is one of the dumbest scenes because the scargiver is supposed to be a hero but she straight up kills a little girl for nothing… when I first seen this scene I thought she was gonna turn the gun on everyone else and try to save the girl but no, she just smokes that little princess and runs away like away like a coward…. Garbage 😢

@jairoj.ninoperez6390 3 ай бұрын

Kills an innocent child. Can't pull the trigger 10 seconds later on the bad man who just betrayed her. Ok, sure.

@lordmontymord8701 3 ай бұрын

Well this could work - with better characters (and someone else than Hack Snyder): The movies establish that Kora was raised by Bad Guy - after he lead the troops that killed her parents. So if there were scenes indicating that Belisarius did not only raise her as his personal killing-machine, but also looked like he really cared for her, then this would be believable. The obvious comparison would be Gamora and Thanos: Gamora hated what he did (and what he made her do), so she killed the illusion-Thanos in Infinity War when she saw her chance. But she was obviously distressed afterwards. Because he wasn't just a monster. He really loved her (in his twisted way). I don't know ... since Snyder has stitched this movie together from so many better things it's possible that he really used Gamora as "inspiration" - but like with everything else forgot to have it make sense in his universe.

@JadeRunner 3 ай бұрын

Did Neil Druckmann write this? 🧐

@LimitedEye 3 ай бұрын

@@lordmontymord8701eh doesn’t matter where he got the inspiration and even gamora tried to kill thanos so that comparison you’re trying to do is pretty invalid just say what it is a dumb character written by a dumb creator 😊

@jeffreyspinner5437 3 ай бұрын

Perfectly fits my understanding of women throughout my life, what's your point? /sk but completely true as well.

@bauloprete3905 3 ай бұрын

@@JadeRunnerdude, Neil is not THIS bad

@XarkoCZ 3 ай бұрын

I'm surprised Disney refused this script. It's so bad it would fit in perfectly.

@NefariousKoel 3 ай бұрын

The director was the wrong shade and had the wrong private bits to fit the checklist.

@gildor8866 3 ай бұрын

It is said that Disney likes to have final creative control over its projects and so does Snyder over his and that was allegedly the reason why Disney ultimately refused Snyder working for Star Wars.

@Etzelsschizo 3 ай бұрын

Rebell moon is way too edgy, Disney usually tries to keep a family friendly image, especially because the script was intented as a star wars movie

@Ron_Jambo_ 3 ай бұрын

A straight white male who doesn't identify as anything else ? that's all Disney look at when it comes to hiring.

@lawrencetalbot8346 3 ай бұрын

With over 20 minutes of slowmo scenes, you know it would’ve been a huge money maker at the theaters

@masontrupe9047 3 ай бұрын

In Family Guy, Brian takes Ritalin to "help him focus," and creates an insane, mashed-together sci-fantasy world to present to George R.R. Martin called "Space Shire-7." That was a more coherent universe than this one.

@scottmarquardt8770 2 ай бұрын

My favorite diegesis bar none is in The Truman Show, where sorting out what's diegetic and what isn't - when you're watching the movie, the show, behind the scenes, or your own participation- is a roller coaster romp. The soundtrack plays those ambiguities masterfully.

@fauxpseudocounterintellect5436 3 ай бұрын

Zach Snyder cured me of my depression by giving me PTSD with this film

@emanueldg 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@wharrison51 3 ай бұрын

Modern problems require modern solutions. 🤪

@NTJedi 3 ай бұрын

not sure why anyone would even watch Rebel Moon... unless chained to a wall with their eyelids torn off. I would rather pull weeds in the backyard as compared to watching Rebel Moon.

@ballixman6587 3 ай бұрын

You wanted to end it all, now you want it all to end.

@ahmedshaharyarejaz9886 3 ай бұрын

@@ballixman6587😂😂😂😂😂😂

@dontshootmex5588 3 ай бұрын

On another note, I like to think the reason why the grain is so important to the empire is because Zack read/watched Dune before making Rebel Moon and thought "Hey, that Spice stuff is pretty cool. Let's put it in my movie as well, but a bit different." He who controls the grain, controls the universe. This is probably not the case, but we're talking about Zack Snyder, so everything is possible.

@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese 3 ай бұрын

I could easily believe this

@random22026 3 ай бұрын

Grain Brain Drain

@666LonesomeSailor 3 ай бұрын

The grain extendes life The grain expanse consciousness The grain is bright for bakery

@bestthingsinceslicedrice 3 ай бұрын

And I bet you when Rebel Moon 3 comes out there will be a scene where the evil bad guy will come out and say "I got worms! Big ones"

@user-xz3pb3dt2u 3 ай бұрын

I think he just watched Interstellar and saw corn and cornfields so he pulled a ctrl+c ctrl+v.

@CxerRy96 2 ай бұрын

This is basically "can I copy your homework?" "sure but make it less obvious" with Dune

@LEONLIII 3 ай бұрын

I'm so glad you done this haha! The scene that got me was the unnecessarily lengthy crop harvesting montage that looked like the combination of an unedited perfume spec and a rejected beer commercial. That's when I suddenly remembered that I had made the same mistake as I did with the first Rebel Moon.

@thejanusproject32 2 ай бұрын

This scene was fucking baffling. I laughed and was like "What? WHAAAAAAAAAT?!"

@drfabulous2804 3 ай бұрын

So she murders an innocent child, decides not to kill the treacherous villain who betrayed her for… reasons. Then decides to slaughter countless ship crew members who did her no wrong whatsoever. Is this the protagonist we are supposed to root for and hope that nothing awful happens to her?

@paulbennett2284 3 ай бұрын

Of course, because representation!

@zgagacz 3 ай бұрын

Don't ask questions, just consume and get excited for next thing ;)

@jasonshults368 3 ай бұрын

She's padding her resume to become a cop.

@jsbrads1 3 ай бұрын

Honestly, lost all interest in this gal when she murders a child.

@verro9953 3 ай бұрын

She may as well have been the villain

@Vlad65WFPReviews 3 ай бұрын

Drinker, I've long believed the "dumbest scene" was the "world class scientists" removing their helmets to fondle an alien live form in Prometheus - but this new scene gives it a run for its money.

@TheSatisfiedPig 3 ай бұрын

Sometimes you just gotta squish the squishy

@ANTIStraussian 3 ай бұрын

The geologist who just mapped the cave system with 3 drones gets immediately lost.

@jackflash8218 3 ай бұрын

I'll give you that that scene is dumber , but I think "Covenant" has a funnier scene when that dumb bytch slips and falls twice in the same blood puddle! 😆😆😂😂😂

@BeatsAndMeats 3 ай бұрын

My 1st watch of Prometheus, I loved it! 2nd time, I was like “Wait a minute… why did he? Why did she? Why did they?” The 3rd time, I loved it even more for how fucking stupid the actual plot was and just relished in all the stupid death cuz of stupidity…haha

@TheOrangeRoad 3 ай бұрын

@BeatsAndMeats 3 times? Jesus. I saw it once in theaters, then had nothing to say to my family the entire ride home. I wanted to forget that movie as fast as possible Great costume design though

@therealsheldonjplankton 3 ай бұрын

Wow, I really felt the anger in your voice when you said "GO AWAY NOW!" Must be a pile a of crap of a movie.

@JohnnyWordSmith 3 ай бұрын

“Original does not mean good” - Bo Burnham

@FooFighter477 3 ай бұрын

Ah yes. Belisarius. Sharing his name with Byzantine general that famously DID NOT betray his emperor when tempting opportunity arose.

@Ramsey276one 3 ай бұрын

O M G XD

@austinsmith5061 3 ай бұрын

Subverting expectations is always good, don’t you know?

@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro 3 ай бұрын

Not only that, but the emperor betrayed _him_ out of insecurity, causing Byzantium/Rome’s hero to die poor. He was horribly wronged by this betrayal, and then Zack goes and gives his name to the traitor in his story. That’s just really gross to me.

@tranquilthoughts7233 3 ай бұрын

But he IS sharing his name with an infamous Magos biologis that somehow managed to mass produce a supposedly better version of spacemarines (which would of course mean he improved on the work of the EMPEROR) complete with all new and improved armor, weapons and even vehicles. A magos biologis with the most contrived backstory ever contrived in the deepest and darkest dungeons of GW and plot armor thicker than donald trump.

@Ramsey276one 3 ай бұрын

@@tranquilthoughts7233 Self-insert?

@Polygraphice 3 ай бұрын

"Well, we booked the musicians a few months back, before we decided it was going to be an assassination. The cancelation fee would have been *huge.*"

@jsbrads1 3 ай бұрын

Galactic

@radian063 3 ай бұрын

"What do you fellows get an hour?" "Oh, for playing we get ten dollars an hour. "I see. What do you get for NOT playing?" "TWELVE dollars an hour. Now for rehearsing we make a special rate. That's fifteen dollars an hour." "That's for rehearsing?" "That's'a for rehearsing." "And what do you get for NOT rehearsing? "You couldn't afford it. You see, if we don't rehearse, we don't play; and if we don't play, that runs into money."

@someone-om4mc 3 ай бұрын

well its what villains do. some of them do it for the spectical rather then practicality because thats what they do.

@AlliYAFF 3 ай бұрын

You can play instruments without seeing them.

@lizbecker1677 3 ай бұрын

I thought Rebel Moon part 1 was stupid, so I refused to even think about watching this. I'm glad I chose to watch old Magnum PI (original series) episodes instead!

@jricks3909 3 ай бұрын

I'll give Snyder some credit for creating movies that will have the audience arguing over which is the worst scene. That's almost an accomplishment in itself.

@emoney6692 3 ай бұрын

It’s the only reason I still watch his movies, they actually make for a great conversation topic if your friends are movie buffs cause you can talk endlessly about which superior movies Snyder tried to rip off.

@kevstacey8639 3 ай бұрын

You make Zac Snyder sound like a more prolific version of Tommy Oiseau (the director of The Room, for the benefit of anyone wondering). And if my spelling of either name is wrong, it's because I don't care enough to get it right.

@AntiDecepticonCampaign 3 ай бұрын

Sucker punch…. The whole thing: worst ever.

@lindildeev5721 3 ай бұрын

@@kevstacey8639 Tommy Wiseau was hilariously bad, turning a boring cliché romantic drama into a dark comedy. Snyder's movies are just bland and boring, with stupid unnecessary amounts of slow-mo.

@aligmal5031 3 ай бұрын

snyder only made 4 or 5 good movies 2 of them are opinionized for being good or bad Dawn of the Dead (wasn't even made by him really) 300 watchmen sucker punch (opinionized) man of steel (opinionized)

@vncube1 3 ай бұрын

"If the studio interfered, it would've felt like a film made by a focus group" Brother Zack, not only are YOU the focus group, you're the entire upper executive committee with a sprinkle of writing input from Chat-GPT.

@lanalan4157 3 ай бұрын

Lmao..true..that man is crazy

@user-mv9tt4st9k 3 ай бұрын

😂😂

@random22026 3 ай бұрын

You got it: that 'writing team in the shadows'--DEPLOY

@user-xz3pb3dt2u 3 ай бұрын

I swear even AI can make a better movie than this

@charmandyorton006 3 ай бұрын

That's the most brutal condemnation of a director I've ever heard

@bathorybill9423 3 ай бұрын

I can just picture zack sitting in a dark room, empty bottle at his feet, head in his hands sobbing lightly...watching your videos over and over again... 😂

@jml3327 4 сағат бұрын

I seriously doubt it. If he truly cared, it would have been better in the 1st place

@gerardovenegas4610 2 ай бұрын

The point is that without this bs of a movie and BS of a scene we would not have had this amazing and entertaining video that is 100 times better in eleven minutes than the movie itself

@castortroy5263 3 ай бұрын

I was particularly fond of the scene where one of the rebels sees the main bad guy escaping on a ship, throws his perfectly working gun down and jumps aboard the ship to have a fist fight. Then after being beaten half to death, pulls out a knife.

@Sulfuron41 3 ай бұрын

Omg I can't stop laughing. It hurts

@nickkohlmann 2 ай бұрын

Ohno...

@technocoh 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@karmatraining 2 ай бұрын

I reckon the KZfaq comments on this movie are better than the actual movie

@IggyMobileLegends 2 ай бұрын

Thats like in every movie nowadays

@sasky_gal 3 ай бұрын

Also hilarious how Zach clearly wanted a quartet, but they could only find 3 people who knew how to play a stringed instrument . Second guy from the right is just holding his bow ham fistedly and sawing back and forth across the strings 😂😂😂

@alesksander 3 ай бұрын

Hilarious ahaha u cannot make this shit up.

@arundarcy 3 ай бұрын

Sawing 😂😂😂 Good one!

@internetexplorer3596 3 ай бұрын

@@arundarcybot

@arundarcy 3 ай бұрын

@@internetexplorer3596 Yup...

@davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 ай бұрын

That's because it's the rarest of instruments -- the ham string.

@RobsHomeBar 2 ай бұрын

Is it just me or are the Drinker's "Go away nows" getting progressively angrier 🤣

@antoniogaravo9289 2 ай бұрын

"so, we'll have to be sneaky, fast, and efficient with this assassination, take care of it as fast as possible to avoid suspicion" "what if we brought an opera instead ? and have them play dramatic music when we kill him ?" "why ?" "idk it would really be funny i guess"

@MauLerYT 3 ай бұрын

YESSSSS LONG DRINKLER

@N1ght_walk 3 ай бұрын

@MauLerYT MauLer, KZfaq streamer Destiny recently said on his Bridges Podcast that Critical Drinker is the lowest common denominator when it comes to film critique and is worthless. He said that Critical Drinker just uses the movies he reviews as a vehicle to talk about what he politically feels (“Barbie makes jokes about men? BS! Captain Marvel doesn’t need a man? BS!”) and that he thinks he’s worthless. That Critical Drinker is without value and cheapens critical evaluations of a particular medium, wether it’s film or anime or something else, and it’s just him and others circle jerking media that go with their political narratives (Woke/Disney/Marvel/Hollywood making men dumber/girl bosses/diversity, etc) or whatever other stuff they’re consuming. Are you going to confront Destiny on what he said? This video that Destiny said this on has over 100k views on his channel. Edited for spellchecks.

@MiguelNdiweni 3 ай бұрын

Hi Mauler I watched some you're videos my favorite is the last Jedi one 😂😂

@Ishaan_A 3 ай бұрын

@@N1ght_walk dude, type correctly next time

@Archangelm127 3 ай бұрын

Libel lawsuit when, Mauler? 🤣

@ronniebattle6756 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@EditsByLuigi 3 ай бұрын

I swear to god if I get a notification from netflix saying Rebel Moon part 3 is coming soon I will officially give up on cinema.

@hariman7727 3 ай бұрын

I've already given up on Hollywood. Join me, there's more fun in the not Hollywood realm.

@DyrewulfNV 3 ай бұрын

🤣

@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese 3 ай бұрын

@@hariman7727 Yup already there, myself. Have you guys heard of this thing called "outside" ? There's one really big shiny thing but otherwise it's pretty cool

@darthkek1953 3 ай бұрын

Netflix is TV not cinema this is a TV movie.

@crepinsterve4212 3 ай бұрын

I wouldn't put it beyond them

@gwenking7700 3 ай бұрын

1st one was bad but the 2nd stinks. Couldn't even finish it because I felt what little grey matter I had left was dying from stupidity overload

@jeremybrown9611 2 ай бұрын

"Style over Substance" will always be the best way to explain Snyder films

@paulanderson771 3 ай бұрын

The scene where sword Bae is fighting 5 men alone and there are like 20 villagers hiding behind tables with guns not even trying to help while she gets hacked apart was another crowning achievement in "Why?"

@Vaquix000 3 ай бұрын

There is so many dumb nonsensical scenes that it looks like not just a matter of laziness but a genuine problem with Zack's brain.

@shawklan27 3 ай бұрын

They hyped her up for two films only for her to go out like a complete chump to some rando with a beard. Doesn't help that a capable soilder was hiding in the back with the others without doing anything to support her.

@matsug5704 3 ай бұрын

I hated that scene with all my being. also she has robot arms with decades of battle tactiics and TWO BURNING BLADES and failed to kill dudes in a 1v1 fight that were using only 1 so fucking stupid.

@Shadow25720 3 ай бұрын

bEcAUse StRonG fEMailE chAracTeR DoEseNT neEd HeLP

@Highostrich 3 ай бұрын

Why was she soo shit at fighting. She can't defeat one guy or alien without help. In the first movie she was like revenge is bad, but her whole backstory and action in the movies is taking revenge. Make it make sense Also the robot arms taught her to fight by using her blood, after she cut of her arms??

@JasonSlazak 3 ай бұрын

The titanic band played music because they were trapped and had no way out but the rebel moon band kept playing in the face of a firefight they could have run from. Truly inspiring dedication to their craft.

@bigdreams5554 3 ай бұрын

True legends

@haku8135 3 ай бұрын

They can also HEAR everything in this room just fine. Like they can't hear their king and his family walking in, talking, then clearly getting betrayed? Honestly bagging their heads does fucking nothing. Well it makes them look retarded, but that was a given.

@Ramsey276one 3 ай бұрын

One violinist running off would have been DELIGHTFUL! XD

@kaasmeester5903 3 ай бұрын

And adapting the piece to the ongoing action on the fly… now that takes mastership. Unless Belisarius knew exactly how things were going to go down and had this dramatic musical score composed beforehand. Seems risky though. Someone might overhear them rehearsing and warn the king.

@RobertTestowy 3 ай бұрын

I believe they were prisoners, but still.

@baggybinny 3 ай бұрын

I was shocked by the army robot turning up at the end and joining the good guys. It was so unexpected, no foreshadowing or clues at all!

@joeguyton5365 3 ай бұрын

Main girl looks like UFC’s Light Heavy Champ Alex Periera Also your Titanic example was spot on. Bernard Hill just died- Rest In Peace Théoden King 🫡

@FaustianDaydreams 3 ай бұрын

Snyder managed to make the first AI generated film and he didn’t even need to use AI. Incredible.

@dickjohnson1461 3 ай бұрын

AI would probably make lasers come out of guns in a straight line.

@TwoWayOrbitalStation 3 ай бұрын

The funny thing is, AI would have come up with a better movie lmao

@RicardoSantos-oz3uj 3 ай бұрын

He got the Artificial right. But I fail to see any Intelligence.

@MonkeyJedi99 3 ай бұрын

He did use AI. Authentic Idiocy.

@spongerobert 3 ай бұрын

It's a reverse Turing Test. A movie so bad that it convinces the audience that it was made by AI

@Vinsternator40 3 ай бұрын

So when she blew up the engine and apologized, she was apologizing to the engine because it’s sentient and she had to kill it. You know it would’ve made that moment a little bit more impactful if at any point in time, we were told that the engines were sentient beings.

@makeyourmark00 3 ай бұрын

If they're sentient, then are they also technically chain smokers...lol!?

@md_vandenberg 3 ай бұрын

It also would have worked better if she hadn't killed innocent people along the way.

@sgtarpin 3 ай бұрын

The engine being sentient was removed and can only be found in the Snyder cut now.

@johntabler349 3 ай бұрын

Sentient coal eating goddesses? Or do the goddesses power the engine and the coal plant just power the every day functions? I got to get off this thread for a while for a half a second it started to make sense

@madelinetracy3847 3 ай бұрын

Hmm…you’re totally right. But did you catch that “Kali” is like the Hindi goddess???? dId Ya?! 😂 So lemme get this straight, this girl murdered the magic princess, carelessly kills most people on the ship in order to escape the coup d’état, but then feels bad about killing…the brave little toaster who is running the engine of the ship? Is this character development or stupidity?

@arjandekker4728 3 ай бұрын

usually, vids like these are at least 30 min long, but the Drinker managed in 10. Well done good Sir. I Feel like I've gained time of my life instead of losing it.

@justincason2922 2 ай бұрын

You're only wrong on one point. The greatest example of diagetic sound in cinema is and always will be the "I need a Hero" sequence from Shrek 2.

@philljustphill1656 3 ай бұрын

I absolutely despise it when a character has a every single chance to kill the villain but doesn't for no good reason.

@acerimmer8338 3 ай бұрын

Right there with ya. I almost always just shot the movie off at that point.🤦

@AtomicLord81 3 ай бұрын

It's a pet peeve of mine, honestly.

@marychocolatefairy 3 ай бұрын

Yeah, especially when they don't mind killing "random" other people.

@DoktorJammified 3 ай бұрын

It's always "I would be just as bad as you" while standing on a mountain of dead henchmen.

@jimheimerl1637 3 ай бұрын

Agreed about the protagonist not offing the antagonist at the earliest opportunity. A tertiarily-related moment is the fate of Richard Chance in "To Live and Die in L.A." A very unexpected thing happens, and it's perfect.

@lancedooley8254 3 ай бұрын

As a violinist for over thirty years, I can tell you that none of those actors in the orchestra had any idea how to play a stringed instrament.

@Vanamutt 3 ай бұрын

As a violinist you should know that it's a quartet - not exactly an orchestra.

@RonCondon 3 ай бұрын

Yup, let alone blindfolded! Besides they aren't going to pay for a genuine quartet.....

@WouterCloetens 3 ай бұрын

Hence the bags over their heads. Even the actors thought it so stupid that they didn’t want to be recognised in the film for fear of ridicule.

@Dori-Ma 3 ай бұрын

@@RonCondon If there's no sheet music or conductor, you don't need to see to play your instrument.

@marychocolatefairy 3 ай бұрын

@@Dori-Ma Considering that they have to change their music depending on what's going on around them, they do have to see. But apparently that doesn't matter, lol.

@Cosmic-Spanner 2 ай бұрын

I swear, I saw this and cannot even remember ANY of the scenes your showing here. And I was SOBER.

@JonToft Ай бұрын

The whole thing with the orchestra seems like it is lifted from the red wedding, where again, an orchestra makes sense.

@heavynov 3 ай бұрын

Know what makes this even worse? They didn't bother to get actual musicians to play the parts and the music doesn't match the movements of the bows and fingers. Then again, it is four people producing the sound of a string orchestra.

@vsluj3508 3 ай бұрын

dont think anyone really thinks about that

@brian7android985 3 ай бұрын

Yeah, that's what got me most

@Valen-mh9fh 3 ай бұрын

@@vsluj3508I think ZS relied on not thinking when he made this movie.

@zkeletonz001 3 ай бұрын

Three of them look like they at least know how to hold their bows correctly while the other one is holding it like a screwdriver. I wouldn't be surprised if that was Snyder under that hood thinking it was a clever way to get himself on screen with no one realizing he had.

@zkeletonz001 3 ай бұрын

@@vsluj3508 Anyone who watches Two Set Violin would have thought about that.

@PhantomFellows 3 ай бұрын

5th element has a killer diegetic moment w the blue diva towards the end

@rolandthorne79 3 ай бұрын

Absolutely. That movie rocked even while trying not to

@user-mv9tt4st9k 3 ай бұрын

YES, a great example.

@stevenesbitt3528 3 ай бұрын

The red wedding was the example that jumped into my head.

@MasterJediDude 3 ай бұрын

And I'll have to admit, I hated that scene with the Diva's song and dance. The only thing that saves the moment is LeeLoo's fight.

@asimpson164 3 ай бұрын

Wasn't there some radio sound in No Country For Old Men and nothing else resembling music?

@ryanRosenblatt 2 ай бұрын

One weird thing is that Zach has a directors cut for Rebel Moon. I thought he made the JL Zander Cut because during the time of the first JL they wouldn’t let him do his image and he was going through a hard time and now he’s just making them because he can.

@paulj8539 3 ай бұрын

"Chat GPT, write me a movie script: Seven Samurai, if it happened in the Warhammer 40K universe"

@GELTONZ 3 ай бұрын

"You SERIOUS?!" "BELA-serious."

@samaritan_sys 3 ай бұрын

I’m not just sure. I’m hiv-positive.

@user-xf2my3hq8x 3 ай бұрын

@@samaritan_sys Hive positive, which insect?

@har5814 3 ай бұрын

Nice one.

@CrowRobo-Z 3 ай бұрын

You know, in my 40 years of watching movies with Cary Elwes in them, I always thought his death in Twister was the dumbest that ever happened to him. Thank you, Zack, for changing that.

@mvader7188 3 ай бұрын

Shut your mouth, keep your foot on the gas and do what I say. LOOK OUT(They're dead)😂

@hightreason7934 3 ай бұрын

Except Twister doesn't suck.

@mytwosense9135 3 ай бұрын

@@hightreason7934 True

@Dime_time333 3 ай бұрын

Glory and men in tights are my favorites

@CrowRobo-Z 3 ай бұрын

@@hightreason7934 I never said it did. Twister was my childhood. Elwes was an awesome antagonist.

@derrickstorm6976 13 күн бұрын

"Enough blood has been spilt on his/her account" is the most braindead line in any media, and even Two Towers does it

@brad5426 2 ай бұрын

More emotion in me listening to 2 minutes of drinker explaining the Titanic muscians than what I felt watching Rebel Moon 2

@marloc2019 3 ай бұрын

A highly decorated veteran who points her gun trembling like a toddler playing with a nerf blaster. That single cringe moment sums up everything...

@majorpwner241 3 ай бұрын

That was the main thing I noticed too. You don't even have to know guns well to handle a firearm - pretend or not - better than that.

@katthunter6561 3 ай бұрын

Ugh I noticed that too. So bad, so.. amateur

@pickledpeppers1577 3 ай бұрын

The prop was even to heavy for the wohman warrior.

@CMVBrielman 3 ай бұрын

2:10 Wait, the traitor is named Belisarius? Forget the quality of these movies. The fact a villain is named for one of history’s most capable and noble generals - who was constantly undermined by his own emperor and hi subordinates - is egregious.

@josephfisher426 3 ай бұрын

Maybe Snyder secretly hates Don Bellisario and/or his naval-themed television products.

@shen5533 3 ай бұрын

You realise now that Snyder is that edgy and petty?

@The7thSid 3 ай бұрын

Honestly that just convinced me that Rebel Moon was more of a 40k ripoff than anything.

@Orcaluv26 3 ай бұрын

@@josephfisher426but…why?

@xel1673 3 ай бұрын

You know he just got a list of names of prominent Romans, threw a dart, and went "Yeah, that one" and moved on.

@Dyngfull 2 ай бұрын

Game of Thrones - The Red Wedding when the musicians start playing The Rains of Castamere.

@benironside1264 2 ай бұрын

“What should we call our new really large ship” “Dreadnaught” “Ohh original, yes let’s call it that”

@scottski02 3 ай бұрын

Drinker: "Why is an advanced starship run on coal??" Snyder: "Good question. You can ask me that after you've watched the Director's Super Cut."

@user-xf2my3hq8x 3 ай бұрын

You need steam to mix with certain other elements to created the fuel for the light-drive. (That was the best I could come up with on short notice.) Signed-Richard

@majorpwner241 3 ай бұрын

@@user-xf2my3hq8x Ah yes, Steam, chemical symbol St on the periodic table. Also known as 'hot air' or the crap coming out of Zack Snyder.

@theunknowman12 3 ай бұрын

They have the technology to make an advance Starship but couldn't even bother with nuclear energy What kind of universe is that?

@scottski02 3 ай бұрын

@@theunknowman12 a Snyderverse

@user-xf2my3hq8x 3 ай бұрын

@@theunknowman12 It is more advanced then that, but they need the Coal and it has to be a certian temp, that only Coal can get to perfectly. Signed-Richard. Blame the Scientist that invented it.

@droth1031 3 ай бұрын

Star Wars fans: "Nothing will ever be worse than 'Somehow, Palpatine returned!'" Zack Snyder: "SLLLLOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWLLLLLY hold my beer!"

@GuiiBrazil 3 ай бұрын

To be honest, the expectations for Star Wars are not even comparable to whatever Zack shits out of his dumb brain nowadays.

@herheartbeats5727 3 ай бұрын

Haha ! Also, even Rey's combats in EP 8 probably where more inspiring and less violating our suspension of disbelief than what we are seeing here.

@har5814 3 ай бұрын

Star wars are worse

@vidard9863 3 ай бұрын

The thing that this doesn't have is it cannot retroactively destroy people's childhoods. Star wars was a betrayal of decades of customers emotional investment.

@IvanAgram 3 ай бұрын

Zack has made a sh*t sandwich of his own, but Disney pooped on what was a perfectly good hamburger.

@drebossman 3 ай бұрын

You're so right CD 🍻. I watched perhaps 45 minutes of that rubbish before I had to hit the bottle and come to my senses. Why was I trying to watch this? Once again You've saved me some valuable time. Thank you my good man.

@bigshepps7303 3 ай бұрын

To be honest I can’t wait for part 3. Mainly because these reviews are hysterical. I’m still cracking up.

@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r 3 ай бұрын

When the orchestra started playing the dramatic music, I started laughing my ass off to the point of insanity. Snyder has truly achieved making a movie so bad that its impossible not to rip apart

@MrNegativecreep07 3 ай бұрын

It was some brilliant unintentional comedy, like a gag from The Naked Gun films.

@blubug768 3 ай бұрын

damn, you make me kinda want to watch this dumpster fire.

@Sage-Thyme 3 ай бұрын

@@MrNegativecreep07if only they'd had a sequence where they keep adding stuff to their knives until they had guns. I'm still confused as to why Jimmy Carr's grown a beard and decided to play the bad guy in a mediocre Netflix Star Wars ripoff.

@All2Meme 3 ай бұрын

Someone should make a clip of the assassination scene, but recut it with different music. Like maybe "The Gonk", "Yakety Sax", or "Tuba Smarties".

@bfwebster 3 ай бұрын

Zach Snyder has slowly descended into being Uwe Boll with a big budget.

@jeroenossel 3 ай бұрын

Spot on.

@bdkj3e 3 ай бұрын

Daaaaaaaamn

@seb1520 3 ай бұрын

Ascended to Uwe Boll*

@random22026 3 ай бұрын

Bolls to the wall

@TheSatisfiedPig 3 ай бұрын

Slowly? Descended?

@macrobeats1914 Ай бұрын

The transition from Titanic back to Rebel Moon was an epic drinker moment!

@joshualai888 3 ай бұрын

Also, during the final fight, she ditches the laser guns and uses the hot laser swords like wtf? 😂 The technology is so advance, travel into space and they use WWII diesel tanks😂😂 Really hilarious

@turbosnowy 3 ай бұрын

I personally like how she points her gun at a guard and the badly done laser bolt comes out at a completely wrong angle - chef's kiss.

@Rearmostbean 3 ай бұрын

Like, how did that make it through quality control?

@paulmurgatroyd6372 3 ай бұрын

@@Rearmostbean They didn't have the money left over for QC.

@shaihulud4515 3 ай бұрын

I was just about to comment the same! It's things like that that really show how much they cared about the viewer - this is such a bad movie on so many levels.

@BlackMasterRoshi 3 ай бұрын

@@paulmurgatroyd6372 nobody who watches this kinda cartoon garbage cares about quality.

@N7gamer1337 3 ай бұрын

A super technologically advanced empire going through so much effort over grain is like saying the empire from Star Wars exists only to collect toilet paper. 🤦‍♂️

@Unknown-ek1ox 3 ай бұрын

Yeah lmao and the fact they have to almost beg for it from a bunch of farmers who refuse to use modern technology but ... actually they don't. They live this rural old lifestyle but then use hover-carts to throw their crops in rather than something with maybe less independence on technologically advanced spare parts. It's sort as inconsequential like the rest of the movie.

@funsciencecheltenham9829 2 ай бұрын

That's pretty much what I said. They have interstellar travel, but no capacity to grow food on this enormous ship? I mean, we can make meat in a lab now. Then I saw that the ships were powered by coal and I said oh never mind logic isn't important apparently carry on.

@namewithheld8115 2 ай бұрын

The fact that they were chronically short of toilet paper would explain why the Emperor and Darth Vader were always in such bad moods. I'd be willing to blow up a planet or two if I constantly had to send legions of stormtroopers to secure a roll of toilet paper for me.

@edwardmonsariste4050 2 ай бұрын

Spaceballs The Toilet Paper.

@whyjnot420 2 ай бұрын

@@Unknown-ek1ox See also: Snyder also discovered WH40k right before this movie was made and added the serfdom aspects of some worlds (look at knight worlds), as well as the technological mismatch on some of the worlds (look at the kit of various Imperial Guard units and PDFs). These movies are to 40k what Lordi is to GWAR.

@guzallamomo Ай бұрын

The whole weat harvesting felt like a fever dream. The completely random farming tools make no sense.

@lyrahaja 3 ай бұрын

Zaddy wanted his own little Red Wedding without any character development.

@sterlinggecko3269 3 ай бұрын

Red Wedding? No, Meh'd Wedding.

@charlestonjew7587 3 ай бұрын

The thing that really makes no sense is why Belaserious? does the whole "SHE'S THE ASSASSIN. SIEZE HER. SHE'S THE KILLER." bit when I assume everyone in the room was in on his scheme. I mean, they were all there. They all participated in the assassination. Who is he trying to convince? It's not like they all just walked in the room and found the king and his family dead on the floor, wondering "Who would do such a thing?"

@Story2ScreenMovieReviewPodcast 3 ай бұрын

Don't worry the extended directors cuts will explain everything......right?

@outlawedTV88 3 ай бұрын

he missed one major thing in this video, head bags on those musicians have one eye symbolism on them which explains who actually directed this movie

@MrLethalShots 3 ай бұрын

Brainwashing or making them buy into their own propaganda. It's much easier to do the wrong thing when you're convinced you're the good guy. You see it all the the time in tyrannical regimes in movies and such. Invent an enemy and pretend that everyone that is not with you are really the problem.

@natvasch6399 3 ай бұрын

@@outlawedTV88A... I?

@sanna9062 2 ай бұрын

*seize :)

@evan 3 ай бұрын

That was the angriest “go away now” in ages

@zombifiedpariah7392 3 ай бұрын

You must have not watched his Dial Of Destiny review then.

@afcvigilante9274 22 күн бұрын

Have to mention the end of Wicker Man "oh no not the bees" Wicker man is one of those films that could give an aspirin a headache

@Chetterhummin88990 3 ай бұрын

What a mess it was. I hope they paid those actors VERY well because that is a big stain on their CVs

@NozzaCooks 3 ай бұрын

I find it so funny that the best orchestra a literal king could assemble was 4 string players sat in a dingy corner with bags on their heads.

@makeyourmark00 3 ай бұрын

Not to mention, when commissioning the most advanced and lethal ship in your arsenal you do it in the engine room with a small group of politicians?? Whatever you do, don't have it on the flight deck with admirals, the ship's crew, a military orchestra and static displays of fighters, drop ships, etc. It was beyond dumb, but by that point I was already numb and fast forwarding through most of the movie.

@Valen-mh9fh 3 ай бұрын

Seems too few musicians for an orchestra, also lacking a conductor; more a quartet. Guess the villain was dealing with space inflation and the rising cost of coal or something. 😂

@zkeletonz001 3 ай бұрын

You mean 3 musicians and a guy who obviously lied to get the job because you can see he's playing that instrument with the same level of skill that Snyder used to make this movie.

@ROMANTIKILLER2 3 ай бұрын

This scene genuinely looks like a parody, something out of a Space Balls or The Naked Gunn. The dumb and confused royals and guards, the orchestra playing a faster a more ominous tune while the assassination takes place, the presents dramatically accusing the main character even though there is no other witness in the boiler room besides people already part of the conspiracy, the villain being spared without any logical reason...

@finfrog3237 3 ай бұрын

reminded me of the throne room battle in whichever disney star wars sequel movie it was. Hilariously bad choreography.

@naz6james570 3 ай бұрын

She didn't dare to shoot the villain because the villain is her stepped dad. She took part in the assassination because she wanted revenge against the kings who killed her family and destroyed her planet, got taken away with some other kids left and trained to become heartless imperial soldier.

@chenbro1000 3 ай бұрын

The overacting of the actor with the black beard brought me to tears..."MURDER!" 😄

@LastWatch 2 ай бұрын

I’ve not watched episode 2 yet 😂 but was amazed at the amount of Slowmo there was in episode 1 ‘like every action scene’ almost like they were trying to make the movie (torture) 50% longer

@TheGriff7628 3 ай бұрын

I love your content Drinker, keep it up fella!

@wavion2 3 ай бұрын

Another GOOD example of the diegetic sound is in the Star Trek TNG episode "The Inner Light." Picard experiences an entire lifetime on a dying world, where he learns to play a flute. At the end of the episode he's alone in his quarters with the only thing left from that world, that flute, and he starts to play that sad melody he learned, then you see the ship fly away from the exterior while that song keeps playing. Hits you right in the feels.

@WordsCanBeLikeXRays 3 ай бұрын

It's one of my favorite TNG episodes. Perfect example.

@paulmememan508 3 ай бұрын

I get chills thinking about it and I haven't seen it in years.

@solarmaru49 3 ай бұрын

Rains of Castermere?

@wavion2 3 ай бұрын

@@solarmaru49 That's a good one too, that's actually probably Zack Snyder was imitating.

@sgtarpin 3 ай бұрын

And then you realize that Picard's arms are not his own. Watch it again closely.

@psycold 3 ай бұрын

I've said it before but Snyder's biggest problem other than writing his own dialogue and being given too much creative control, is that he always goes with what looks cool, but his idea of cool hasn't been relevant for almost 2 decades at this point.

@3rdPartyIntervener 3 ай бұрын

Snyder's biggest problem is he's really bad at his job.

@halley4032 3 ай бұрын

@@3rdPartyIntervener ... he needs to find another job, preferably away from entertainment .... stacking shelves or something

@SaintKimbo 2 ай бұрын

Agreed, also the fact that he thinks that a gender neutral, Tomboy girl is cool to have as a lead character, makes it obvious that he lives in the Hollywood woke bubble, which makes the movie even more unbearable.

@jiminpc3684 2 ай бұрын

It is so rare for me to not finish watching a movie, but I couldn't even get through 15 minutes of the first one. I didn't even know there was a second.

@tophat2115 2 ай бұрын

The Critical bullet, taking the bullet so you don't have to. Thanks for saving me so much time, money, and angst, man.

@HighGroundoverAnnie 3 ай бұрын

A salute to the titanic orchestra for going down in the most classy and badass way possible.

@richardhockey8442 3 ай бұрын

a quote from a science fiction novel I read, can't remember the title: a LA surfer is surfing when an asteroid creates a massive tidal wave which hits the west coast. He surfs the wave right into a skyscraper 'when death is inevitable, all there is left is style... Style'

@nonapejase 3 ай бұрын

@@richardhockey8442Lucifer's Hammer by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle

@biltrex 3 ай бұрын

I was on a Zoom call with colleagues where I was telling them that Rebel Moon 2 was "an insult to the entire art of filmmaking and indeed the art of story telling itself, dating all the way back to Homer and beyond." Someone came onto the call having just heard that part of the sentence and said, "Oh, are we talking about Rebel Moon?"

@octogigas 3 ай бұрын

I'll take "things that never happened" for $400, Alex.

@colonelJ77 3 ай бұрын

Never happened

@able34bravo37 3 ай бұрын

You two must get invited to all of the parties due to how fun you both are.

@tommckenna3785 3 ай бұрын

@@octogigasok, here’s one: you getting laid. $400 please

@Waccoon 3 ай бұрын

People still use Zoom?

@Saladyn83 7 күн бұрын

The whole rebel moon thing feeels like a dream - brain is putting random pieces together, you ride the wave, wake up and think "that was effin stupid... sometimes epic, but still stupid. Like bag of hammers running through plantation of light bulbs"

@seven7264 2 ай бұрын

That has got to be most aggressive "Go Away Now" I've ever heard... Drinker must be really pissed with this one.

@doublep1980 3 ай бұрын

Another thing, that I find absolutely hilarious was: how completely useless the (not)-Magnificent Seven are. We spend the entire first movie, going from planet to planet, gathering these jabronies and are let to believe they have some special skills, which will come to play during the climactic battle, right? WRONG! For example: the space Tarzan dude. We spend a long sequence in part 1, where he tames that Hippogriff. So, you assume that he will gather some of these creatures and lead them into battle against the Imperium forces. Instead he just fights like a normal dude. Or the Asian chick, with the (not)-lighsabers, you would think she will go full-on Rurouni Kenshin swordmaster style, instead she has 1 fight scene against 4 enemy soldiers, which she barely defeats and then dies from her injuries. And best of all: Djimon Hounsou's general Titus, who is supposed to be the greatest general in the galaxy. You think: ''Oh man, he's gonna use some cool tactics and what not." His strategy is: "Use the sacks of flour as cover, because the Empire needs the grain." And Plan B: ''Do a frontal assault against an enemy with superior numbers & firepower." Alexander the Great, Hannibal Barca, Sun Tzu, Napoleon Bonaparte & Marshal Rommel have nothing on this ''strategic genius".

@Musashi-if3tl 3 ай бұрын

Omg, when u state it out loud, it looks like it was written by a 9 yr old 😂😂

@timothyfolkins4651 3 ай бұрын

Characters in a fictional movie/novel can only be as smart as the writer portraying them, so now we are aware of the level of intellect we are dealing with in Zach Snyder.

@thehoerscorral8565 3 ай бұрын

@@Musashi-if3tl This is the real failing of Snyder and much of the rest of recent Hollywood; its defenders claim that it's unfair to break stuff down piece by piece because that's just 'nitpicking' or whatever, but the truth is that virtually ALL of this recent slop completely falls apart if you actually stop to think. That's why jump cuts, shaky cam, over the top lens flare and explosions (and thanks to the MCU, quippy one liners and jokes every other line) are so abused. If the audience is just laughing and clapping like seals, they won't question that the scene just preceding was complete garbage. ...and yet somehow Snyder's attempts with Rebel Moon are even worse.

@wimpymcsteel4458 3 ай бұрын

Agree completely. This movie has absolutely no payoff for any good set up. That includes Anthony Hopkin's character.

@Mayelito7 3 ай бұрын

Maybe they’re saving all the awesomeness of the (Not) Magnificent Seven will come thru in parts 3-6… because oh yes, there’s grumbling that this is to be a 6 parter! 🤮

@MarlonMacielBrando 3 ай бұрын

That was one of the most *VENOMOUS* "Go away now" I ever heard him say 😮

@TruthHurts100 3 ай бұрын

He's been upping his G.A.N. game lately

@RocafellaPlaza82 3 ай бұрын

🎉 Happy 🏳️‍🌈 Month 🎉

@theunknowncommenter725 3 ай бұрын

@@RocafellaPlaza82 Not Yet

@justforever96 9 күн бұрын

Interestingly i just found out that they find the body of the Titanic bandmaster, Wallace, and his violin, still floating on the water days later. The violin still has the brass plaque presenting it as a gift from his fiance. No writer ever came up with a better story than the Titanic. It still moves me powerfully every time i read about it, or was just such a perfect blend of beauty and pathos, bravery and villainy, pride and shame, tragedy and triumph.

@monicadominguez9455 2 ай бұрын

A fantastic example of diegetic sound used properly (magnificently, I dare say) was The Red Wedding episode, in Game of Thrones. Both the audience and the characters hear “The Rains of Castamere” playing in the background as Frey and Bolton finally reveal their betrayal. Amazingly done. That’s how you do it.

@sgtGiggsy 2 ай бұрын

Yup. And there it made sense, because: A, (for the obvious reasons) there were no stray bullets that could hit them B, the plan was to let literally EVERYONE know what happened, not keeping it a secret