Damsel Is Hilariously Bad

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The Critical Drinker

The Critical Drinker

Күн бұрын

Tired of traditional heroic fantasy? Sick of all those toxic men with swords? Wish the damsels in distress could darn well rescue themselves? Well then, I might have just the movie for you.
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@FracturedPixel
@FracturedPixel 2 ай бұрын
I'll give them this....At least they didn't try to ruin an existing IP for once
@antonnurwald5700
@antonnurwald5700 2 ай бұрын
She'll show up in the MCU sooner or later.
@Mereologist
@Mereologist 2 ай бұрын
Fair.
@jamesogden7756
@jamesogden7756 2 ай бұрын
Wait 5 years, they'll reboot this and make it worse. Somehow.
@YuMoriYu
@YuMoriYu 2 ай бұрын
Sad but true
@perunplague9794
@perunplague9794 2 ай бұрын
Because they’ve already ruined them all
@MrLolguy93
@MrLolguy93 2 ай бұрын
Shrek did the whole "princess saving herself" schtick better 20 years ago. And that was intended as a joke, not something to be taken seriously
@bunnywithakeyboard7628
@bunnywithakeyboard7628 2 ай бұрын
The woke don’t understand humor, so the best they can do is copy other, better movies, even parodies.
@steveswm7742
@steveswm7742 2 ай бұрын
Yep, as a comedy, the filmmakers knew how ridiculous the concept was.
@benc77
@benc77 2 ай бұрын
And guess what? No one had anything bad to say about it, because it wasn’t shoved down our throats
@Thesavagesouls
@Thesavagesouls 2 ай бұрын
It was a one shot, a breath of fresh air. Now it's so over done, that fresh air turned into a toxic fart.
@liamphibia
@liamphibia 2 ай бұрын
👏🏻THANK YOU!
@milajvde
@milajvde Ай бұрын
it’s the fact that the strong female dragon literally killed Elodie’s father right in front of her by compressing his chest with its claw and puncturing his heart, and after Elodie realizes that the dragon lost its babies several centuries ago, she forgives the dragon for murdering her father in front of her, kidnapping her sister, and slaughtering those dozens of innocent women before her, including the young girl on the balcony. #gaslightgatekeepgirlboss #shedontneednoman #bcthedragonwasfemaleeveeythingwasjustified
@rumyum
@rumyum Ай бұрын
Well, they both lost someone that was dear to them, and they both were deceived. It's not a human so you can't really apply human standards to it and the dragon was the easiest route for revenge
@puppiesarepower3682
@puppiesarepower3682 Ай бұрын
Imagine if the dragon had crushed Elodie instead.
@tranquilthoughts7233
@tranquilthoughts7233 Ай бұрын
Elodie also conveniently forgets that she still has the bag full of wondersnails with her that can heal wounds. And her father isn't actually dead when she gets to him. But she didn't even try to use the wonderslugs to heal her own father...
@AneXineohp
@AneXineohp 29 күн бұрын
@@rumyum okay, except that the dragon was the one that took away someone dear to her and OP was applying human standards to Elodie, not the dragon, as it's weird that Elodie is so empathetic to and accepting of someone that killed her own father.
@pesocheco
@pesocheco 24 күн бұрын
@@tranquilthoughts7233Her father betrayed her by going along with her being sacrificed to the dragon..so really, he basically deserved it. She just needed the dragon to destroy the entire kingdom
@veritasome5965
@veritasome5965 Ай бұрын
3 disappearances every year right after celebrated marriages to the royal family & nobody questions it? Shades of Grey level asinine🤦‍♂️
@haselnutcracker9447
@haselnutcracker9447 Ай бұрын
*3 disappearances every generation
@AaronGiffordOfficial
@AaronGiffordOfficial Ай бұрын
Well it seems elodie and her family had never heard of this royal family before so it makes sense that they wouldnt question it because theres nothing to question, same for the other girl getting married towards the end.
@ferrisbueller9991
@ferrisbueller9991 Ай бұрын
Idk, in out modern world how long did Epstein get away with his island antics?
@Lilstiffsocks69
@Lilstiffsocks69 Ай бұрын
In the movie, Elodies family was from a very poor kingdom so it can be presumed they take advantage of poor royals or nobility. Also, there's a scene where the father talks to the queen and walks out looking grim. So from that we can conclude the queen told him that they would sacrifice his daughter and in return, he would be paid in tons of gold. Also, the weddings are held in secret.
@Mart77
@Mart77 Ай бұрын
It was measley medieval times, people dying off to famine and other natural causes left and right every day. Nobody noticed lol
@OldPirate1718
@OldPirate1718 2 ай бұрын
Gotta love the racial diversity of medieval times
@charlesschultz5366
@charlesschultz5366 2 ай бұрын
Haha, yes it works for Marvel’s Asgard too, but not Wakanda apparently 😂
@AdolfHitler-lk4vo
@AdolfHitler-lk4vo 2 ай бұрын
​@@EvilVillianIncare you claiming that black people are fantasy creatures? if there zebras walking around in medieval europe setting people would question that too
@landrypierce9942
@landrypierce9942 2 ай бұрын
@EvilVillianInc Because races are based on geographic conditions, and in a world where travel is difficult, long and dangerous, they barely mix at all. In order to have a racially diverse society, you have to not only bring in migrants, but keep them completely sexually isolated from one another as well as the native population. Ancient Rome was, by the standards of its time, racially diverse, but over the centuries it all just mixed together into what we now know as “Italian.”
@thalyxbt
@thalyxbt 2 ай бұрын
@@EvilVillianInc let's make a fantasy film based in ancient egypt full with blonde northern europeans and east asians, would that make fucking sense to you?
@Mereologist
@Mereologist 2 ай бұрын
@@EvilVillianInc You're speaking in a made-up language. But we understand you because you follow the rules of that language. Leftists like you who prefer to live in chaos and filth wouldn't understand.
@kingjulienthe13th
@kingjulienthe13th Ай бұрын
Watching this movie with my dad was the funniest thing ever. At the end of the movie right before Eloidie walks out of the castle with the dragon flying overhead, my dad was like “is she gonna do the Rambo walk?” *rambo walk scene plays* “SHE DID THE RAMBO WALK” my dad just busted out laughing, it was hilarious
@Ad3line
@Ad3line Күн бұрын
Duuuddee yess that was the cringiest shit ever
@ganjaericco
@ganjaericco Ай бұрын
4:55 "you know, I always like it when characters living in a feudal, quasi-medieval society, have the world view and aspirations of 21st century gender studies graduates from southern California. It really helps you get immersed in the world." 😅
@arkhaminmate47
@arkhaminmate47 2 ай бұрын
Did anyone else notice the inconsistency of the dragon's size? One minute it's the size of an elephant, next it's as big as a horse, then it's half the size of a castle. The movie industry needs to die and be revived by competent creators once again.
@buggerlugz6753
@buggerlugz6753 2 ай бұрын
That isn't going to happen. They're all millennial now playing the victim card.
@Skitdora2010
@Skitdora2010 2 ай бұрын
Most students in the craft seem the type who still eat Elmers glue.
@MaxPayne.
@MaxPayne. 2 ай бұрын
@@Skitdora2010it’s nontoxic!
@wizrom3046
@wizrom3046 2 ай бұрын
Fire all female directors
@BigEyesSmallMouth
@BigEyesSmallMouth 2 ай бұрын
@@Skitdora2010 On the upside, I bet they know exactly which crayons taste the best.
@user-nk7et6mb5u
@user-nk7et6mb5u 2 ай бұрын
"Strong female dragon" "Strong female diverse character" Hilarious😂
@AstronegAtive
@AstronegAtive 2 ай бұрын
I thought dragons were wise until they made it female , jumping into conclusions 😢😂
@dominikfrohlich6253
@dominikfrohlich6253 2 ай бұрын
Can’t wait for the first diverse female dragon who is also woke.
@hafirenggayuda
@hafirenggayuda 2 ай бұрын
​@@AstronegAtiveeh, lore accurate on that one.
@totallyalpharius507
@totallyalpharius507 2 ай бұрын
Strong female dragon of color to boot.
@zeehero7280
@zeehero7280 2 ай бұрын
Strong female dragon of color in a wheelchair!
@user-rp2py2th2v
@user-rp2py2th2v Ай бұрын
You know something is wrong when you turn into a senior longing for the GOOD OLD DAYS in your late 20's.
@laissilva4769
@laissilva4769 Ай бұрын
The dragon: you were not from the royal family? Oh..I was fooled. Do you want to burn a hole kingdom of innocent people with me?
@NoReply28
@NoReply28 Ай бұрын
Innocent people? You mean the same people that watched the prince fake marriage over and over again and then put on mask and marched an innocent girls to their death? Those innocent people??
@sixpest
@sixpest Ай бұрын
And the Bitch said yes. This was as bad as the buzz light beer movie. But worse because they want us to be proud.
@bearlyplaying
@bearlyplaying Ай бұрын
They weren’t innocent though, they couldn’t have been, otherwise they were completely oblivious and mindless… they had to notice princesses going missing every single day, right?? 😂
@somethinganonymous1723
@somethinganonymous1723 Ай бұрын
@@bearlyplaying to be fair, the average Soviet citizen may have noticed people go missing every now and again under weird circumstances, but that wouldn't mean they'd risk going missing themselves by asking about what the hell was happening out loud. A king willing to merc princesses on the daily probably wouldn't mind offing some random guard, noble, or commoner snooping around more than he'd like.
@maruskaehrensdorfer
@maruskaehrensdorfer Ай бұрын
@@somethinganonymous1723 🤣🤣🤣 To be fair, this is a fantasy film and not real life like what's been and what is currently happening in Russia.
@milton7763
@milton7763 Ай бұрын
This movie isn’t entirely generic. “Strong female dragon”. That’s a new one!
@audreyharris7643
@audreyharris7643 Ай бұрын
The dragon was the nice part about the movie
@ultraviolet540
@ultraviolet540 Ай бұрын
Eragon had a lady dragon I think
@multifaceteduser3405
@multifaceteduser3405 Ай бұрын
oh so thats why they let the dragon live
@anvimishra9702
@anvimishra9702 Ай бұрын
didnt shrek have one too?
@jamesmeppler6375
@jamesmeppler6375 Ай бұрын
Its really not a new one...
@grantbeardsley278
@grantbeardsley278 2 ай бұрын
The sad thing is the classic tale of a brave knight saving the princess from a dragon is of romance not vanity. It expresses how far a man will go for a woman he cares for. No sane man would go fight a 50 foot fire breathing lizard that could eat him alive, its terrifying! But thats what men do for the women they love; They fight, they endure, and if necessary, they die for the women they love. It's very sad that all this unwarranted hatred of men has done its utmost to not only smother the things that might make us as men feel proud and inspired, but it has also coldly rejected and misunderstood how we express our love through our strength and actions.
@LyaksandraB
@LyaksandraB 2 ай бұрын
Well, yeah. That's exactly the point. Look at the world. They have us exactly where they want us, unable to come together and tear down a system of near slavery. It's war 101: Divide and conquer.
@rumiinwonderland
@rumiinwonderland 2 ай бұрын
Aren´t the prince and princess in these kind of stories total strangers? How can the prince love that stranger so much?
@StimParavane
@StimParavane 2 ай бұрын
Excellent comment.
@zimriel
@zimriel 2 ай бұрын
Modern times is causing some men to ponder if women were always like this, if women are intrinsically worth bothering with, and if the human species deserves to survive. Well - yeah, "incels" and "omegas" don't deserve female company or to propagate themselves. I actually agree with this. But why are we as a society creating so many "incels" and "omegas"? Don't we all deserve better men?
@mnomadvfx
@mnomadvfx 2 ай бұрын
"No sane man would go fight a 50 foot fire breathing lizard that could eat him alive" Evidently you weren't paying attention when watching Troy if you even watched it at all. Glory and reputation is its own reward for some people, and the risk to your life simply the price of doing business.
@Makowh
@Makowh Ай бұрын
Makes me giggle that "Elodie" looks like a standard fancy-fantasy name. It's super common in France, and back at school there always were at least two Elodies in my class. But then again it's France.
@dejademain1579
@dejademain1579 Ай бұрын
Also not made up at all: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89lodie
@TheAkwarium
@TheAkwarium Ай бұрын
in the eyes of the average American France is "generic medieval land" though
@willcresson8776
@willcresson8776 Ай бұрын
It's got a 0 0034% prevelance in France... so maybe 1200 women in all of France are named Elodie. Maybe. That's not common.
@mika628
@mika628 Ай бұрын
​@@TheAkwarium what do Americans have to do with this? 😂
@TheAkwarium
@TheAkwarium Ай бұрын
@@mika628 they made the movie
@seekerhooligan781
@seekerhooligan781 Ай бұрын
Clubbed to death by the message Dragon The King is a silent, unacknowledged block of wood. Even "children" had to be specially "daughters" when the Dragon explained.
@tar2100
@tar2100 2 ай бұрын
“Strong, female dragon” 😂 So regular female dragons can see themselves reflected on screen.
@allmycircuits8850
@allmycircuits8850 2 ай бұрын
Next up female vampires should see themselves reflected on screen. Oh wait.
@zeehero7280
@zeehero7280 2 ай бұрын
I thought all dragons were strong lol.
@SeymourTiddies
@SeymourTiddies 2 ай бұрын
​@@zeehero7280but female dragons are stronger. Because they have to live under the oppressive draconic patriarchy or something. They're also both empowered or oppressed, depending on when you ask them.
@Roihclem871
@Roihclem871 2 ай бұрын
Lmao
@arekpetrosian4965
@arekpetrosian4965 2 ай бұрын
@@SeymourTiddies So...pretty much like human females, then?
@AllWalkerB
@AllWalkerB 2 ай бұрын
The movie is called Damsel and it came out in 2024 on Netflix. With that information alone, you can predict everything about it - the plot, the setting, ThE MeSsAgE, the characters - everything.
@DantesInferno96
@DantesInferno96 2 ай бұрын
I saw the thumbnail on Netflix and I was like nope not watching it.
@NPC--666
@NPC--666 2 ай бұрын
Very well said
@felixmerz6229
@felixmerz6229 2 ай бұрын
@@DantesInferno96 Get rid of Netflix or it will never change.
@DantesInferno96
@DantesInferno96 2 ай бұрын
@@felixmerz6229 it's being given free of charge by my network provider so I got it. I'm not paying a cent for it lol.
@bubbaj30
@bubbaj30 2 ай бұрын
One could also just read “Netflix original “ and be done with it as well. lol!
@AJTV_Editz
@AJTV_Editz Ай бұрын
“Strong female dragon” don’t give Disney any ideas
@Hewkll
@Hewkll Ай бұрын
Thank you for your service, Drinker!
@Hepheat75
@Hepheat75 2 ай бұрын
This damsel got no maidens.
@NGU7754
@NGU7754 2 ай бұрын
@AirackVIogs🤓
@kukuki5000
@kukuki5000 2 ай бұрын
Maidenless.
@Darroc
@Darroc 2 ай бұрын
try fingers, but hole
@motivatedvergil9145
@motivatedvergil9145 2 ай бұрын
Dog, ahead.
@Ami-vh7sr
@Ami-vh7sr 2 ай бұрын
So she is.....Maidenless.....
@VeryPeeved
@VeryPeeved 2 ай бұрын
Wait, if sharing blood through a cut is enough to fool the dragon... why not just grab random women off the street, then?
@RipOffProductionsLLC
@RipOffProductionsLLC 2 ай бұрын
Because... um... they still need to be some type of royalty for the blood trick to work?
@elfinseacerca2990
@elfinseacerca2990 2 ай бұрын
@@RipOffProductionsLLC the producers of the movie when someone asks them a logical question about their ilogical movie
@yoloactual6975
@yoloactual6975 2 ай бұрын
@@RipOffProductionsLLC In the movie it is explained that by the blood they are made royal. As technically Elodie WASN'T a royal I guess?
@steffierens345
@steffierens345 2 ай бұрын
I gueess because the evil queen doesn't want to sacrifice the people from their own land or something
@mr.goldenproductions_0143
@mr.goldenproductions_0143 2 ай бұрын
You can want to smash the patriarchy...but stopping being an elitist? Come on man, that would really push the envelope over the edge buddy.
@JustJohnny666
@JustJohnny666 2 ай бұрын
"strong female dragon" got me crying in laughter
@mnomadvfx
@mnomadvfx 2 ай бұрын
That basically does describe the plot. And just like regular women in feminism she is a victim of the patriarchy too.
@ambientoccluser
@ambientoccluser 2 ай бұрын
I remember "strong female dragon" that had sex with a talking donkey and made pups of flying firebreathing donkeys. And that was way more realistic than this. For instance; even in that shrek world, dragon lost it's flammable spit after a few barfs, but this one seems to have it in her enough for some good oil rafinery. Moreover, her own flame seems to hurt her from the outside, but have no problem having flaming hot throat.
@Shiroikage84
@Shiroikage84 2 ай бұрын
ikr? could have been worse though. The dragon could have been gender fluid!
@dracodracarys2339
@dracodracarys2339 Ай бұрын
the dragon from Shrek was a more compelling strong female dragon
@livlove2844
@livlove2844 Ай бұрын
The dragon literally killed her father...
@juskaka2946
@juskaka2946 Ай бұрын
Well if my father sacrificed me for some gold i wouldn't give a shit about his death either 😂
@livlove2844
@livlove2844 Ай бұрын
@@juskaka2946 that doesn't mean you should become besties with said dragon 💀
@BlazeDupree1525
@BlazeDupree1525 Ай бұрын
​@@livlove2844except the whole reason they were in the situation was because of grief, vengeance, and generational trauma. Her teaming up with the dragon i feel is to make a statement about how generational trauma and grief will not end decades worth of pain. Forgiveness and identifying/cutting out the real reason for the pain is the first steps to healing and starting a better life.
@randyrandalman2066
@randyrandalman2066 Ай бұрын
He didn't do that.
@randyrandalman2066
@randyrandalman2066 Ай бұрын
@@BlazeDupree1525 They were in the situation because of the deal made between the king and the dragon, and how the kingdom decided to carry it out trying to deceive the dragon. Generational trauma? Is that just the latest nonsense buzzword to claim victimhood, this time from things that didn't even happen to you? Your second sentence doesn't even make sense, who is supposed to have claimed that trauma and grief could end pain? Yeah, Elodie was so forgiving that she had the dragon burn down an entire city. Please, the only statement this movie wanted to make was she's the most badass person who ever lived because woman.
@doormatt72
@doormatt72 Ай бұрын
the timing of "go away now" with the imagery of her being thrown off a cliff is * chef's kiss.
@claytondehaan1754
@claytondehaan1754 2 ай бұрын
My favorite part was how, in the beginning of the film, Brown was struggling to swing the axe to chop wood. Fast forward a bit, and she's using her massive upper body strength to vertically climb a rope without using her legs for a 100 foot plus distance.
@xshadowscreamx
@xshadowscreamx Ай бұрын
Well still believable than John wick surviving all the stuff he survived in chapter 4.
@ddfan1983
@ddfan1983 Ай бұрын
character development 😂
@joeyjojoshabadoo889
@joeyjojoshabadoo889 Ай бұрын
It's because she got EMPOWERED.
@zx7-rr486
@zx7-rr486 Ай бұрын
Yeah .. but she did overcome a lot of adversity. She got badly burned, she was crying, she had to use her guile to survive in the Dragon's lair. I quite enjoyed parts of it. Yes, it was comically woke, but I thought it wasn't completely terrible.
@magmos6346
@magmos6346 Ай бұрын
@@xshadowscreamx You are just determined to try and drag down John Wick to defend this trash heap, aren't you?
@Rembreiker_lychec9257
@Rembreiker_lychec9257 2 ай бұрын
The 5'1" 40kg girl is tasked with chopping wood lol As this is pushing *T H E M E S S A G E I* knew the Dragon/ Monster would be revealed to be "misunderstood"
@lemmyelk
@lemmyelk 2 ай бұрын
This in reference to the movie? Or her relationship with Drake? Both could apply...
@dlewis9760
@dlewis9760 2 ай бұрын
From the visuals, the nearest trees looked to be 20+ miles away.
@mycastephens4987
@mycastephens4987 2 ай бұрын
The dragons name is...Drake? Wtf?
@captaintoyota3171
@captaintoyota3171 2 ай бұрын
Yeah its insane just physicall bobby wtf is tiny and FLABBY not toned not in shape. Yes SOME women are stronger/toughter than SOME men but majority falls other way. Yet this lil flabby lazy female couldnt climb a rope with those flappy arms
@MohamedDun
@MohamedDun 2 ай бұрын
Why did I hear the word MESSAGE in the drunker's voice?
@AA-hg5fk
@AA-hg5fk Ай бұрын
I love how even the dragon is absolved of all wrongdoing because it is female!
@minisnakali
@minisnakali Ай бұрын
I feel like the worst part is that the concept isn't bad. I cringed the whole way through but this had potential. I'm really sad about it, I feel like with changes to all the dialogue and some changes to the plot the concept of a corrupt royal family sacrificing girls and the lead being completely disgarded by her family to save their kingdom would have been really cool, especially if all the nobles and royals actually ACTED like aristocrats.
@puppiesarepower3682
@puppiesarepower3682 Ай бұрын
What potential? It needed more ghosts and alien abduction cause those are the modern-day stories featuring women in powerless situations. "Those Greys took my hybrid baby! That ghost keeps harassing me!"
@oscard.lisboa6105
@oscard.lisboa6105 13 күн бұрын
​@puppiesarepower3682 most of these movies have potential, theyre just screwed over by bad writing and extremely obvious propaganda
@MrChannelnamehere
@MrChannelnamehere 2 ай бұрын
The Henry Cavill "fuck" will never get old 🤣
@RebellionBloodshed
@RebellionBloodshed 2 ай бұрын
I dont watch movies anymore
@tiglishnobody8750
@tiglishnobody8750 2 ай бұрын
@@RebellionBloodshed What?
@rodrigodicandia6932
@rodrigodicandia6932 2 ай бұрын
HE out as superman
@ultraviolet540
@ultraviolet540 Ай бұрын
@@rodrigodicandia6932that happened like two years ago
@rodrigodicandia6932
@rodrigodicandia6932 Ай бұрын
@@ultraviolet540 yes and stupid snyderverse bot make so pissed me. demsel is meh i never watch crap movie in netflix
@harbl99
@harbl99 2 ай бұрын
I liked the part where the dragon burnt the kingdom of Diversitopia to the ground. Really relatable.
@dislikebutton5722
@dislikebutton5722 2 ай бұрын
Diverstopia 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅I’m using that one.
@KABLAMMATS
@KABLAMMATS 2 ай бұрын
Divercity?
@laoxep
@laoxep 2 ай бұрын
Also dragon is a female
@jaydarrito4245
@jaydarrito4245 2 ай бұрын
​@@KABLAMMATS You mean Diver City? A city full of divers of different ethnicities, backgrounds and genders? 😂
@stevenschultz9637
@stevenschultz9637 2 ай бұрын
"This isn't a fairytale." -contains more fantasies than any fairytale
@CraigLoos
@CraigLoos Ай бұрын
Thank you for your sacrifice.
@chrisbergonzi7977
@chrisbergonzi7977 Ай бұрын
I read the descriptions and "thumbs-down" it....immediately. Then, "The Drinker" suffers through it and confirms my assessment. Thanks Drinker, you save me a ton of time...
@AaronGiffordOfficial
@AaronGiffordOfficial Ай бұрын
The drinker didnt really do it fairly he says stuff about the message and blah blah that werent even there like him complaining about the black step mom when she isn't like any of the things hes saying. The movie had a good idea behind it but towards the end it became weak and silly but its not as awful and message propaganda like hes pretending it is
@A-D-D-F_Toxic
@A-D-D-F_Toxic Ай бұрын
I lost my mind at “Strong Female Dragon”
@dracodracarys2339
@dracodracarys2339 Ай бұрын
the dragon from Shrek was a more compelling strong female dragon lmao
@High56278
@High56278 Ай бұрын
Agree ​@@dracodracarys2339
@Kieraganion
@Kieraganion Ай бұрын
No kidding I only heard of this movie by stray and my first thought was Sean Connory... Now there was a dragon
@dankdeany
@dankdeany 2 ай бұрын
"Strong female dragon" I fucking busted up laughing at this, toooooo good.
@danieladamczyk4024
@danieladamczyk4024 2 ай бұрын
The one from Shrek?
@M-S_4321
@M-S_4321 2 ай бұрын
Thank you Rinker!
@user-gs9xf3ky6w
@user-gs9xf3ky6w 2 ай бұрын
@@danieladamczyk4024 That character was better.
@douglasstewart4790
@douglasstewart4790 2 ай бұрын
"Oh, you're a girl dragon - I mean, OF COURSE you're a girl dragon." 😂
@danieladamczyk4024
@danieladamczyk4024 2 ай бұрын
@@user-gs9xf3ky6wShes the GOAT!
@Individual_Lives_Matter
@Individual_Lives_Matter Ай бұрын
Her climbing a rope is ridiculous all by itself. It is not easy to climb a rope without muscles.
@AaronGiffordOfficial
@AaronGiffordOfficial Ай бұрын
It is with technique instead of brute forcing your way up
@NoReply28
@NoReply28 Ай бұрын
Then you clearly never climbed a rope... Even skinny armed girls can climb up rope if they know how. It done all the time during our gym test 💀
@theunknowman12
@theunknowman12 Ай бұрын
​@@NoReply28 the thing is she's 100% not trained in the art of climbing rope
@elite_rock_god2292
@elite_rock_god2292 10 күн бұрын
Anyone can climb a rope, specielly with adrenaline. However climbing a rope like 50+meters without using your legs for half of it? No. No that's not possible by 99.9%of humanity😂
@1lluusio
@1lluusio 2 ай бұрын
One thing I couldnt get in the movie was how the dragon could tell the protagonist had a tiny bit of royal blood in her, but couldnt tell that the dad didnt have any and didnt get suspicious about the royal family at that moment
@Captain-Obvious1
@Captain-Obvious1 2 ай бұрын
Yeah, I spotted that - that was pretty awful. It's like children write films nowadays.
@Squigglyline52
@Squigglyline52 2 ай бұрын
This is a better critisism than most of the video
@oanaclapa3743
@oanaclapa3743 2 ай бұрын
I mean did that dragon have instant DNA analysis?? Wow!
@jneilson7568
@jneilson7568 2 ай бұрын
Children with severe ADHD tbh, so much feels like nobody bothered to review the script more than once, then they all went off for lunch and filmed it that afternoon.
@dylanmorgan5589
@dylanmorgan5589 2 ай бұрын
Easy, the dad attacked her. End of plot hole.
@LivingFire_BurningFlame
@LivingFire_BurningFlame 2 ай бұрын
I'm so over girlboss power fantasy pandering. I've BEEN over it for years now. I want so badly to see a modern female character who's sweet and compassionate who sometimes needs to rely on others when things get overwhelming...just like anyone ELSE would. That's not bad nor misogynistic. It's realistic.
@Thesavagesouls
@Thesavagesouls 2 ай бұрын
No thanks, i don't want any female action/sci-fi/fantasy hero. I'm done. Bring back the men.
@mattsmith1859
@mattsmith1859 2 ай бұрын
Good for you?
@sentinel6059
@sentinel6059 2 ай бұрын
It never had any quality to it whatsoever. There was nothing to get "over". You don't get "over" eating rotten eggs. You never wanted them to begin with.
@timothyfavorite1875
@timothyfavorite1875 2 ай бұрын
I was going to say Blue Eye Samurai, but the main character is kind of a jerk. I haven't seen the whole series though, but she's a well written, balanced character.
@AshCosgrove
@AshCosgrove 2 ай бұрын
Watch the anime Frieren. It's exactly what you're asking for!
@ThierryDoizon
@ThierryDoizon Ай бұрын
Thank you for your sacrifice!
@abnon-tha3088
@abnon-tha3088 29 күн бұрын
I must admit, I did enjoy parts of the ragged, desperate struggle for survival in the cavern sequence, but it was trying too hard to remind us that she's incredibly determined, she's stronger than she can possibly imagine, she's a survivor in *every single frame* to the point of parody. And the dragon's breath weapon damaging it? That was the real deal-breaker for me, there. Nice production values though and I didn't entirely dislike her. There was potential here.
@elite_rock_god2292
@elite_rock_god2292 10 күн бұрын
Ye that pisses me off that the dragon breaths fucking magma yet isn't fire resistant in any way or capacity???😂 Some people tried to argue this point that "if you shot a gun you hurt someone but you aint bulletproof" but bitch I don't fire a bullet from my body do I!?😂
@abnon-tha3088
@abnon-tha3088 10 күн бұрын
I think the idea was copied from the fate of that acid-spewing guy in Season 2 of The Boys. But that was different - it was an abnormal mutation rather than a natural characteristic and presumably he'd avoided vomiting on himself up to that point.
@jonathanmulondo9206
@jonathanmulondo9206 2 ай бұрын
Netflix's original movies have gone from bad to worse. Like damn
@icupnibba3533
@icupnibba3533 2 ай бұрын
Sheesh they haven’t had a hit in so long I can no longer remember when the last good one was. Maybe the Killer? But that’s a Diamond in the rough atp
@Jeremy-ho3vi
@Jeremy-ho3vi 2 ай бұрын
Is the 'Message' more important than making Money?
@jaybee9269
@jaybee9269 2 ай бұрын
TBH “The Adam Project” was quite good. Because Ryan Reynolds.
@jahrta
@jahrta 2 ай бұрын
It honestly wasn't that bad
@Shineinpoverty
@Shineinpoverty 2 ай бұрын
Like damn sel
@jorandar1
@jorandar1 2 ай бұрын
"But Rinker! I hear you say..." had me laughing pretty good!
@Samuel-wf6kk
@Samuel-wf6kk Ай бұрын
This is the first full video I'm watching from you❤❤ This is the best roast I've seen so far 😂😂😂😂
@PalaceDude
@PalaceDude 2 ай бұрын
At this point, "going against the trope" has become more of a trope than tropes usually are.
@abnon-tha3088
@abnon-tha3088 2 ай бұрын
And the logical progression, eventually, must surely be... oh, what a sweet phase that will be, when it finally arrives!
@MrPidi86
@MrPidi86 2 ай бұрын
You've become the very thing you swore to destroy
@jonathanlane444
@jonathanlane444 2 ай бұрын
It makes sense, in a way though, doesn't it? Also, there is satisfaction to be had in that it proves history and culture are cyclical; rather than Utopian linear progression towards some imagined plateau of perfection.
@PalaceDude
@PalaceDude 2 ай бұрын
@@jonathanlane444 Yup yup. There is absolutely no such thing as "permanent state", which is the whole point of postmodernism. Change for the sake of change, and it's constant. Wonder if we'll ever run out of "innovation" at some point (A.I. seems to be introducing the idea of the death of creativity, nothing could ever be new anymore).
@maxsommers6843
@maxsommers6843 2 ай бұрын
The old subversions become the new clichés. In this instance, though, it's beyond played out. She-Ra must be around 40 years old, surely? And Xena's almost 30.
@hurricanefury439
@hurricanefury439 Ай бұрын
Why do so many of these female empowerment movies end with the main character committing genocide?
@ferrisbueller9991
@ferrisbueller9991 Ай бұрын
Power fantasy. Be be like men, men they think go in and colonize, enslave, rape, and slaughter to the max. That's what men do! It is funny, when they take a woman and maker her masculine in order for her to be powerful (implies you can't have feminine power with equal output) they always put the traits they themselves call "toxic masculinity" when worn by a man. I mean every strong female lead copies the mansplaining thing. Or they do something right and look at the man who said nothing and say "ha, I can do it all by myself, didn't think a woman could do that huh big boy?!" Guys like huh? what i do! "Its what you didnt do!"
@gumby3057
@gumby3057 Ай бұрын
Why? Because they're wimmins and as such are morally superior. Guess you didn't get the memo...
@feelcollins4358
@feelcollins4358 Ай бұрын
lol which other movie with those characteristics does that tho, genuinely curious
@ye333
@ye333 Ай бұрын
Because that's what power is for... 😂
@svmchop
@svmchop Ай бұрын
Game of Thrones
@taserface9073
@taserface9073 Ай бұрын
My wife watched this and said WTF at the end. She said it didn’t make any sense. I told her it was a hard pass for me.
@koreancowboy42
@koreancowboy42 20 күн бұрын
Based Wife
@Koujujutsu
@Koujujutsu Ай бұрын
The Ferelden Frostback taught me really quick how not to fight a dragon. 😂
@ivanniezgocki5236
@ivanniezgocki5236 Ай бұрын
"'But Rinker' I hear you say." That one totally caught me off-guard. Well played sir. Well played.
@marioprincip5682
@marioprincip5682 Ай бұрын
Agree... true mastery.
@adriansmith6124
@adriansmith6124 Ай бұрын
This is definitely one of the funnier vids 🤣
@eliasadam2345
@eliasadam2345 Ай бұрын
I did actually laugh out loud on that one. Rinker would be a cool name for a medieval swordsman in a Netflix series though. Way better then Elodie.
@aaronreeve1414
@aaronreeve1414 Ай бұрын
D'Inker
@VeganSemihCyprus33
@VeganSemihCyprus33 Ай бұрын
We must address the root issue of human arrogance and everything would be get back to harmony 👉The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 🌳
@extremecentrism9796
@extremecentrism9796 2 ай бұрын
"But Rinker I hear you say." That one got me.
@scottpelletier1370
@scottpelletier1370 2 ай бұрын
So good
@lorenacarreira6251
@lorenacarreira6251 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@bexa9011
@bexa9011 Ай бұрын
The Ritical Rinker delivers again
@clerpington_the_fifth
@clerpington_the_fifth Ай бұрын
i appreciate the "in-character anger" at the end : )
@4RILDIGITAL
@4RILDIGITAL 2 ай бұрын
This movie feels like it's trying to convince us about how original it is, when in fact, it's similarly stereotyped like the ones it criticizes. Overused "empowered woman" trope. Inefficient storytelling. Total waste of a talented cast.
@GoofyToony
@GoofyToony 2 ай бұрын
M.B.B is average at best, she peaked in season 1 of Stranger Things.
@spartanhawk7637
@spartanhawk7637 2 ай бұрын
The funny thing is the old stereotypes aren't even tropes anymore. When's the last time you saw a damsel in distress played straight in a western story? Last example of it that I can think of at all counting eastern games was Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom.
@Film_Sushi
@Film_Sushi 2 ай бұрын
Wait, what? Talented cast?? :)
@AzraealGamer
@AzraealGamer 2 ай бұрын
I’m so glad you are able to use the critical drinkers words as he states them in the video. Now what are your thoughts.
@ironymatt
@ironymatt 2 ай бұрын
Fuck off film!
@oslonorway547
@oslonorway547 2 ай бұрын
So bad it's in distress.
@silashurd3597
@silashurd3597 2 ай бұрын
LOL😂
@liamphibia
@liamphibia 2 ай бұрын
🥁
@coolmacatrain9434
@coolmacatrain9434 2 ай бұрын
Ouch!!!
@laurencemoore2105
@laurencemoore2105 2 ай бұрын
You can drop your mic. You won!
@angelawilhite3645
@angelawilhite3645 2 ай бұрын
😂
@SvenTheShoeBuyer
@SvenTheShoeBuyer Ай бұрын
Thank you for sacrificing your time to watch that POS so we don't have to. Spot on as always, Drinker!
@tomasrikona4021
@tomasrikona4021 Ай бұрын
The best thing about this movie was your critical drinker summary.😂 Thanks bro. You're wicked funny 🤣
@earlgrayman982
@earlgrayman982 2 ай бұрын
Dragonslayer (1981) did this plot long ago and in comparison was quite brilliant.
@theunknowncommenter725
@theunknowncommenter725 2 ай бұрын
I also couldn't help but notice elements of Brave in this movie. They plagiarized that movie and made it shit.
@earlgrayman982
@earlgrayman982 2 ай бұрын
Haven't seen it but I would not be surprised. Mediocrity and plagiarism reigns in the movie industry.@@theunknowncommenter725
@jeffreyrook8073
@jeffreyrook8073 2 ай бұрын
@@theunknowncommenter725 fr, the concept could be awesome, if they gave it to people focused on story telling more than tHEeeEEEe MeeEEeeSSSsSAgE
@anubusx
@anubusx 2 ай бұрын
I love that film. The really dark gritty tone and atmosphere is brilliant. Also the practical effects still look really good.
@proto-geek248
@proto-geek248 2 ай бұрын
Yes, that flick's awesome 👍
@randomperson8405
@randomperson8405 2 ай бұрын
It is amazing when you watch a film from 20-30 year ago, and realise that back then, we actually had characters in films. What a wild time that was.
@AlishaRisenPhoenix
@AlishaRisenPhoenix 2 ай бұрын
I think about this alllll the time. Like I don't care if you want to do a race representation movie, just make it good. We all love Jackie Chan because his movies are good. I don't care what race/gender/position on the rainbow, just write good characters and good story PLEASE!
@jase276
@jase276 2 ай бұрын
Back then people were hired based on merit and talent.
@a.m928
@a.m928 2 ай бұрын
Lol BS. People back the complained that their contemporary stuff was XYZ just like you do now.
@bunnyfreakz
@bunnyfreakz 2 ай бұрын
For reminder, 30 years ago was 1990.
@gtdc4685
@gtdc4685 2 ай бұрын
cap
@josephwhite1098
@josephwhite1098 Ай бұрын
Thank you for all that you do good Sir!
@bkatbamna
@bkatbamna 2 ай бұрын
There's got to be someone in the writers team who is secretly for the patriarchy and thinks up ways to show how evil the main protagonist is and the rest of the writers team are too stupid to notice. I mean, do the makers of the film realize that she instructed the dragon to burn up the entire village at the end? People and lots of children that had nothing to do with the sacrifices. Or were they distracted by her girl-bossiness to notice.
@sparerib5494
@sparerib5494 2 ай бұрын
They literally don't realize how they look to normal people.
@ltb1345
@ltb1345 2 ай бұрын
They think they're the ultimate moral authority and can do no wrong.
@MollyHJohns
@MollyHJohns 2 ай бұрын
So the same lack of morality with Wish then
@SuperFatR
@SuperFatR 2 ай бұрын
I hate to break it for you, but they would be flabbergasted and offended by mere suggestion that wholesale slaughter of their enemies is not righteous. (Btw, you are their enemy.)
@praetoriandorn3154
@praetoriandorn3154 2 ай бұрын
Sociopaths aren't self-aware like that, nor do they have a moral compass.
@Bare_Essence
@Bare_Essence 2 ай бұрын
"Rinker, I hear you say" LOL! I should have expected it, but I didn't.
@bike6626
@bike6626 2 ай бұрын
He should have gone with Ritical Rinker.
@SamSunny147
@SamSunny147 Ай бұрын
Thanks for sacrificing your time for us ❤
@bongosnake
@bongosnake Ай бұрын
I usually agree, but as a standalone story this was fun. I dont feel like the message was over the top, the heroine had to develop and nearly died a couple of times, and the redemption story was the dragon not the prince or kingdom. The dragon had a fair grievance, and she gave them a (brief) choice to run. So it was fair enough for movie logic. And i enjoyed the play on the Dragonslayer plot-but that was a darker and smarter movie- and ILM’s vermithrax perjorative fighting sir ralph richardson is hard to beat.
@kieranelliott5607
@kieranelliott5607 2 ай бұрын
“You know, I always like it when characters living in a feudal, quasi-medieval society have the world view and aspirations of 21st century gender studies graduates from Southern California. Really helps you get immersed in the world” The sarcasm is biting, but it could actually have been even worse - I was surprised Elodie agreed to the marriage plan so quickly for a start.
@lorpuz4664
@lorpuz4664 2 ай бұрын
Cause they ignored the triaits of the Bad character they Made to force the Bad plot they Made, to the point they wanted the "story"to go.
@sparerib5494
@sparerib5494 2 ай бұрын
Probably didn't want to an old maid, and nobody else was on offer.
@Aedrion-
@Aedrion- 2 ай бұрын
It's a little grating but bear in mind this movie is aimed at young teens. Problem Drinker has is that he just can't stop himself from looking at fantasy - even bad fantasy like this - and think 'This isn't LOTR'. And she agreed because she's nobility and knows that she's to be wed to other nobility *and* it'd save her people from starvation. She makes the right choice.
@jesustyronechrist2330
@jesustyronechrist2330 2 ай бұрын
Most modern writers barely understand the craft and CANNOT write consistent characters. They struggle to write anything that's not their OP OC existing in an existing IP "improving" everything. And if they do make their own IP, they still want to insert their OC into it. And that OC is just their own personality, but more schizo. They cannot write a character that is believable, that exists in their respective world.
@kathyflorcruz552
@kathyflorcruz552 2 ай бұрын
$$$$
@k.bradychristianson2543
@k.bradychristianson2543 2 ай бұрын
I love how he keeps playing the clip where the prince throws her off the cliff over and over. Nice touch.
@Christobanistan
@Christobanistan 2 ай бұрын
Good thing he cuts out the part where she hits several branches and so doesn't die, which was clearly the goal. Otherwise Drinker might be seen as being deceptive...
@kingnull2697
@kingnull2697 2 ай бұрын
@@Christobanistan That doesn’t help
@MHKing03
@MHKing03 2 ай бұрын
Which is exactly what should be done with this film, or better yet what should have been done with this script on first reading!
@Christobanistan
@Christobanistan 2 ай бұрын
@@MHKing03It's a great movie, actually. You should actually watch it instead of blindly swallowing what Drinker is claiming. He has "money in the game," so to speak, and should not be trusted.
@Swagbastian
@Swagbastian Ай бұрын
​@@ChristobanistanI watched the movie. It's not great or even good. It's passable at best.
@theaveragemale
@theaveragemale Ай бұрын
I never disagree with the drinker Part of the reason I love this channel is because he’s able to break down all of the elements of why I didn’t like something that I thought I should’ve but didn’t This one where I still don’t disagree with anything he’s saying I enjoyed it I didn’t take it too seriously Watched it on a lazy Sunday afternoon It was good fun dumb entertainment for me
@davehilling3944
@davehilling3944 29 күн бұрын
Your reviews are great... you have earned a subscribe. Cheers!
@Carole67182
@Carole67182 2 ай бұрын
Thanks for taking one for the team and saving millions of us from wasting 110 minutes of our limited lives.
@perfectstranger1152
@perfectstranger1152 2 ай бұрын
Thanks for reminding me of my own mortality.
@tankerd1847
@tankerd1847 2 ай бұрын
Now that's a positive contribution to humanity!
@jessiejames7230
@jessiejames7230 2 ай бұрын
He took too long and I watched it 😢
@Thandar324
@Thandar324 2 ай бұрын
Indeed
@TheArchangel47
@TheArchangel47 2 ай бұрын
Nice timing on "Go away now!", as Millie gets tossed. The symbolism was not lost. 🤣🤣
@bigdavek.8322
@bigdavek.8322 2 ай бұрын
Oh, wow, I didn't catch that. That was brilliant!
@ibah6
@ibah6 2 ай бұрын
Seriously, it's the same video with some of the most half-hearted and superficial film criticism. 'The Drinker - OMG, snow on the floor, is this the North Pole? Wokism did it again.' Come on, people, you can't take any of this at face value. The fact is, this isn't the first or last time a crappy fantasy movie has been made, whether it stars a woman or not. Just look at all the male-led fantasy garbage from the mid-2000s. You can't even take this culture war bait seriously anymore. He complains about the blood in a magical way in a fantasy movie while completely forgetting there's a freaking magical dragon in the movie. And this the same guy who agreeed that not every movie is made for everyone, this movie is clearly appealing to a women audiance.
@ltb1345
@ltb1345 2 ай бұрын
@@ibah6 So do you have some kinda crush on the director, or...?
@tiebeswinkels8584
@tiebeswinkels8584 2 ай бұрын
As you criticize some wacky films from the 2000s, TCD criticizes films today. Sometimes films are just bad, and bad films sometimes have elements in common, one such being the trope of girlboss, another being the damsel in distress. I personally don't care about this one, as long as they stop touching existing and beloved IPs. If this film is catering to women and women like it, so be it. If people want to point out the flaws and mock it, then so be it
@Nico78Not
@Nico78Not 2 ай бұрын
So where is he wrong?@@ibah6
@officermofiz4600
@officermofiz4600 Ай бұрын
I was about to watch the movie as the premise felt compelling... Thank you for saving 2 hours of my life!
@seancairns9749
@seancairns9749 Ай бұрын
love it. he's in rare form on this. has me rollin
@CapitalTeeth
@CapitalTeeth 2 ай бұрын
My mom and dad are watching this downstairs as of writing this comment. When I went downstairs to grab some snacks, I asked them 'whats this?' and they said 'a very ridiculous movie called damsel'.
@user-lf3kr1nq2d
@user-lf3kr1nq2d 2 ай бұрын
It was too late to save them... 😟
@mnomadvfx
@mnomadvfx 2 ай бұрын
@@user-lf3kr1nq2d To be fair they did recognise that it was crap already.
@Christobanistan
@Christobanistan 2 ай бұрын
It was a great movie.
@tlshortyshorty5810
@tlshortyshorty5810 2 ай бұрын
are we by any chance related every time I tell them not to watch a Disney live action fantasy or superhero movie they do it anyway
@ashcarrier6606
@ashcarrier6606 2 ай бұрын
What was so awesome about Eowyn in the book Return of the King is that you weren't expecting a woman to win against the Witch-King of Angmar. And she was busted up, nearly killed, and needed help to do it.
@Sun.Shine-
@Sun.Shine- 2 ай бұрын
Her and faramir are my favorite couple & characters in LOTR. I related to them so much & aspired love like theirs. That scene gives me goosebumps & bring tears to my eyes still considering her own reasons to be in the battlefield. Just love her 👏👏👏
@sidwhiting665
@sidwhiting665 2 ай бұрын
Yep, and even when she did defeat the Witch-King, it still matched with the theme overall: that even the smallest/least important person can make a difference. That's why Merry helped Eowyn defeat the Witch King; why Frodo took the ring to Mt. Doom when greater heroes failed; why Pippin was the one who stood up to Denethor and saved Faramir, and why ultimately Sam was the only ring-bearer able to resist it's temptation and remained faithful to his master until the end. Every "lowly" character in the story had a critically important role in ways that made sense.
@IStealButterdToast
@IStealButterdToast 2 ай бұрын
Well it was told that no man could defeat the Witch-King, Eowyn wasn’t a man, neither was Merry (who was a hobbit, which means that a male person that wasn’t from the race of men could have killed the Witch-King)
@dagda3000
@dagda3000 2 ай бұрын
But it was still cringe how she beheaded the flying beast. Completely unrealistic from a strenght perspective.
@mkultra2456
@mkultra2456 2 ай бұрын
@@dagda3000 Witch King should have grabbed her sword as she was about to stab him in the face.
@jolemaire6629
@jolemaire6629 Ай бұрын
Thank you for your sacrifice of time.
@terkalukys
@terkalukys 25 күн бұрын
In European fairy tales (in books), it often happens, that the kingdom is tormented by a dragon. And for people to survive: in a certain time interval, young maiden is sacrifice to him. The hero of the story is coming, when the princes is sent to the dragon. ... So this sacrifice part of the movie is most like a fairy tale. By the way, there are several low budget, old movies (in Europe), in which the female lead makes frends whit a dragon. And there is this movie: On drakon - The dragon ( in some countries: The Dragon Bride) made in 2015, Russian film. The princess is kidnappet by a dragon. Then she finds herself on a strange island. And there is a mysterious man who has a secret (when he is angry, he turns into a dragon). Its a romantic movie (Blue lagoon and twilight together, but insted of a vampire, hes a dragon man). Has some epic moments there.
@a.morrigan5870
@a.morrigan5870 2 ай бұрын
The most amazing thing about this movie is Elodie's everlasting lip gloss. Looks like brilliant stuff.
@JM-hj3sm
@JM-hj3sm 2 ай бұрын
My girlfriend pointed out at the very beginning of the movie that MBB just released a make-up line, and the entire movie I kept checking to make sure her face remained untouched.
@cattrucker8257
@cattrucker8257 2 ай бұрын
The immaculate makeup all through is this "fantasy" world's real magic.
@MyBrainGlows
@MyBrainGlows 2 ай бұрын
i mean, a ton of movies have woman with perfect make up in any possible death threatening situation
@RegalPixelKing
@RegalPixelKing 2 ай бұрын
​@@MyBrainGlowsThe problem with this movie is that it's a mid evil fantasy world. 99% of women did not wear makeup. The 1% that did were super rich royalty. But she had perfect makeup, and much more advanced makeup compared to the time period, before she married into the royal family.
@waggsish
@waggsish 2 ай бұрын
her make up was perfect after chopping wood, too
@lescud
@lescud 2 ай бұрын
…40 years later and this movie all of a sudden makes Red Sonja seem like a genre masterpiece.
@johnnystorm5543
@johnnystorm5543 2 ай бұрын
Don't worry. There's a new girl-boss Red Sonja movie in production to undo the old one.
@ancogaming
@ancogaming 2 ай бұрын
Alright, "masterpiece" may be a bit of a stretch here (I know you're joking, it's all fine) but hey, I found Red Sonja pretty entertaining back then, when little me was watching that film on a snow grainy VHS tape. Brigitte Nielsen had some... talents that kept me glued to the screen and left quite the impression, no doubt.
@arekpetrosian4965
@arekpetrosian4965 2 ай бұрын
@@ancogaming Yes..."talents"...good way of putting it.
@philipsheppard4815
@philipsheppard4815 2 ай бұрын
Red Sonja is a frontrunner for a "Best soundtrack on the worst film" award with a fantastic Morricone score it does not deserve.
@grandhubert
@grandhubert 2 ай бұрын
Red Sonja *was* a genre masterpiece…
@ricerice245
@ricerice245 Ай бұрын
i feel like the concept would make a nice mini movie that we could all watch and appreciate and forget about because the general idea is interesting. they just need to change the stereo type characters and make the things that didn't make sense make sense, like if milli is a super soldier they should have alot of training in the show or something
@pompom9561
@pompom9561 Ай бұрын
you nailed it.well. with last phrase 'go away now' lol
@Jireblade
@Jireblade 23 күн бұрын
The only thing that makes these films worth anything is having the Drinker narrate them. Bless you drinking hero. 🤘
@johngaynor5649
@johngaynor5649 2 ай бұрын
Two observations: 1) TBF it was a fairly substantial cut and, 2) Millie Bobbi Brown should fire every single person on her management team, hire new people, and then fire them too, so that the next people she hires know she isn’t fucking around.
@gleipnirrr
@gleipnirrr 2 ай бұрын
having seen a few interviews, i think she was giddy about this role. she's one of those rich victim types
@toolfreak50
@toolfreak50 2 ай бұрын
Nah. I'm fairly sure this is all her. At one point it looked like the fame from stranger things went to her head and she started going full bitch after season 2.
@himomimfamous
@himomimfamous 2 ай бұрын
She actually co-produced this movie
@kaplahworm
@kaplahworm 2 ай бұрын
Honestly, you could probably make a good film out of that plot. Completely subvert the girlboss narrative, using a strong female character.
@laxminarayananks1520
@laxminarayananks1520 2 ай бұрын
Bold of you to assume she's a great person who was pressured into doing this poor excuse of a movie. She's not a saint, she's part of the celebrity cancer.
@badsamaritansofficial6704
@badsamaritansofficial6704 2 ай бұрын
Watched it yesterday. You missed the part where the dragon wasn't fire proof and managed to be beaten by a rock.
@ALiteralMosquito
@ALiteralMosquito Ай бұрын
My favourite scene of the whole movie is when Elodie is running from the dragon on horse back, ditches the horse and when the horse is killed it get flung at the screen.
@vania7302
@vania7302 Ай бұрын
Late to the party but when I first saw Brown in Stranger Things I thought she had the potential to become a great actress. Instead, the projects she ends up in make me see her as this upcoming generation's Emma Watson; playing the same strong, smart, "badass" woman trope over and over. Unless I am missing lesser known films, every role she does feels the same.
@johnharris6655
@johnharris6655 2 ай бұрын
Amazing how Elodie climbed that 50 foot rope like a Navy Seal.
@SvenReinck
@SvenReinck 2 ай бұрын
Which wouldn’t have been there if her father hadn’t tried to rescue her.
@sparerib5494
@sparerib5494 2 ай бұрын
All that wood-chopping paid off!
@xshadowscreamx
@xshadowscreamx 2 ай бұрын
Her arms don’t look soft, all that wood chopping. And she is light enough to pull her self up with ease.
@troyrenlen6459
@troyrenlen6459 2 ай бұрын
I think it's more impressive that the men could descend the rope in armor.
@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457
@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 2 ай бұрын
​@@troyrenlen6459 Holy shet, I didn't even thought about that. That gotta be rope made from mythril or something.
@TheForcesWrath
@TheForcesWrath 2 ай бұрын
Her constant screaming and groaning annoyed me to NO END especially when silence is required to escape a lunatic dragon, who kills for sport.
@Time_Lantern_Gameplay
@Time_Lantern_Gameplay 2 ай бұрын
Well shes a woman That feminine for them to scream groan
@darianstarfrog
@darianstarfrog 2 ай бұрын
Totally..it was ridiculously stupid of her.. yet somehow..the dragon became deaf at those parts 😂
@jondc6938
@jondc6938 2 ай бұрын
This was so annoying! In a cave where sound travels very well, every bump & scrape was always a load moan or squeal. The dragon had conveniently lost interest and gone away somewhere for a while every time
@sonofkabisch
@sonofkabisch 2 ай бұрын
And I'm pretty sure that the scene of her standing under the icicles with her mouth open was some sleazy producer's fetish.
@KJCK4
@KJCK4 2 ай бұрын
@@jondc6938it amazes me how much people think they know something until they’re put in the situation
@brensherlock
@brensherlock Ай бұрын
I love that diversity just means American blacks. No Asian, native, aboriginal.
@G-regTaylor
@G-regTaylor Ай бұрын
Or redheads or mentally/physically handicapped
@seizuregirlllll
@seizuregirlllll Ай бұрын
I laughed so hard at the end when the dragon was flying in the sky with Millie!! I was like you got to be kidding me!!!!
@edibleapeman
@edibleapeman 2 ай бұрын
It just occurred to me that the Drinker's "call to action" is ALWAYS just "go away now." No sub begging, no comment whoring, nothing. Love it.
@agarsorchids7708
@agarsorchids7708 2 ай бұрын
Yep, me too! If you do that more than 10 secs, I am out!!!
@OriginalPuro
@OriginalPuro 2 ай бұрын
It's called an outro.
@chowchow2386
@chowchow2386 2 ай бұрын
I like how he NEVER asks us to like, sub or comment at ANY point. Unlike most who ask you to b4 the content of video has even started. Like WTF?!?!
@marcmarc1967
@marcmarc1967 2 ай бұрын
I never subscribe to channels that ask me to subscribe and give likes. I am currently subscribed to 4 channels. We get it, we understand how KZfaq works.
@user-lf3kr1nq2d
@user-lf3kr1nq2d 2 ай бұрын
That's why we refuse to go away.
@StephenNotmanlogosinliterature
@StephenNotmanlogosinliterature 2 ай бұрын
The silver lining to his cinematic travesty is that it inspired one of the Drinker's funniest monologues in recent memory. Excellent stuff, sir!
@PantherBlitz
@PantherBlitz 2 ай бұрын
Yes, Rinker brought the funny in this one!
@ajc5479
@ajc5479 2 ай бұрын
The movie was perfect for Drinker and his insecure wanna be alpha males fan base lol
@corinnetheanime
@corinnetheanime Ай бұрын
It’s funnier in hindsight because there is another dragon-damsel movie that arguably did the trope (and story) better: I Am Dragon, a Russian film.
@coreybutler6393
@coreybutler6393 13 күн бұрын
Thanks Drinker!
@curtcoeurdelion
@curtcoeurdelion 2 ай бұрын
Every family need to be aware of the fact that according to Hollywood and every streaming service, when one of your parents dies it will be replaced by a new and black stepdad or stepmom.
@ILooKs33
@ILooKs33 2 ай бұрын
Really? Hm, I've never really noticed that many for it to be a majority. 🤔
@threewiseman1
@threewiseman1 2 ай бұрын
​​@@ILooKs33Haven't been paying close attention then. Just about every modern 'period' film or show (or fantasy show loosely based on a period), has a main character with a 'diverse' parent - or they are mixed race.
@kenoliver8913
@kenoliver8913 2 ай бұрын
Na, not true. Stepdads and stepmoms are supposed to be wicked - a much older and more archetypal trope than the girl boss one, though one that will at least resonate with some of the audience because some were the children of broken marriages. You definitely can't have a wicked person of colour unless the heroine is also of colour.
@user-ym4xy6us5e
@user-ym4xy6us5e 2 ай бұрын
@@kenoliver8913The modern movie makers consider it verboten to associate wickedness with anyone rating greater than zero on their intersectional hierarchy. Case in point: BBC: The wheelchair-bound Davros, the ultimate villain in Dr. Who, model of the Daleks, suddenly grew legs in the most recent revival. On the new BBC Three companion series Doctor Who: Unleashed, the producer Mr. Davies said: "We had long conversations about bringing Davros back, because he's a fantastic character, [but] time and society and culture and taste has moved on. "And there's a problem with the Davros of old in that he's a wheelchair user, who is evil. And I had problems with that. And a lot of us on the production team had problems with that, of associating disability with evil.” The wokesters of modern cinema have unilaterally decided that wheelchair users are incapable of evil. I've got news for them. I know a deaf guy who is a complete asshole. How about a bit of truth in cinema? Maybe it should reflect reality rather than ideology. I am beyond exhausted with ideologically-biased productions. Show me a film as raw and true as Stanley Kubrick's "Full Metal Jacket" and I'll buy a ticket to that movie. Offer me a film suited for "modern audiences" and I'll drop it like a hot potato.
@jhammer4919
@jhammer4919 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Subxenox15
@Subxenox15 2 ай бұрын
I 100% guessed the ending on the official netflix video of the trailer lol, I said "I'm calling the ending now: As she's fighting the dragon she stops and says "Wait, we are both strong independent women and we shouldn't put up with The Patriarchy any longer." The dragon stands on it's hind legs and claps, then they fly around killing all the men, and live happily ever after."
@MrSGL21
@MrSGL21 2 ай бұрын
wait....thats seriously the ending? i didn't finish the video.
@MrSGL21
@MrSGL21 2 ай бұрын
ah fuck i fast forwarded to the end...jesus christ that really was the plot. goawd damn. this is gayer than Liberace's closet or your average lifted truck.
@audie-cashstack-uk4881
@audie-cashstack-uk4881 2 ай бұрын
It was so obvious from the beginning
@xtremeblazer3468
@xtremeblazer3468 2 ай бұрын
​@@MrSGL21 lmao no the drinker exaggerated it too much. Basically the dragon is pissed because the king killed her daughter who were just born aka innocent. Millie Basically tells the dragon that the women it's been killing were also innocent because they weren't Born into royal blood. So the dragon was doing the same thing as the king. The dragon wants to die but millie saves it and they take down the queen who sacrificed all the innocent daughters
@DonVigaDeFierro
@DonVigaDeFierro 2 ай бұрын
Two women putting aside their differences? Now THAT'S some high fantasy.
@MS-gk9vv
@MS-gk9vv 8 күн бұрын
Thanks for your sacrifice!
@elementSe34
@elementSe34 Ай бұрын
A moment before it happened, I hoped that scene would appear when you said "Go away now". Was not disappointed!
@djdrisco123
@djdrisco123 2 ай бұрын
We canceled our Netflix subscription last month. My hats off to the Drinker for watching shit so I don't have to. First round is on me!
@fojisan2398
@fojisan2398 2 ай бұрын
*Rinker
@queueeeee9000
@queueeeee9000 2 ай бұрын
Only reason we still have ours is our cellphone plan includes it 😂
@piotr2951
@piotr2951 2 ай бұрын
Canceled mine 2 years ago.
@TheWatchernator
@TheWatchernator 2 ай бұрын
Now go ahead with unsubbing all the other streaming crap you don't need. Give your TV away and buy an aquarium.
@jeffersonhassan4558
@jeffersonhassan4558 2 ай бұрын
Unsubscribe from all streaming platform then and destroy your TV because the message is everywhere
@samletsplaygames
@samletsplaygames 2 ай бұрын
Here is my timeline for watching this movie. Step 1: Wife says hey, "that girl from Stranger Things" we should watch it. Step 2: I read a review of it on google that describes it as "so fire" and tells me how great the writing and performances are Step 3: 45 minutes in I am bored. Wife starts playing games on her phone, I go to my desk to play PS5 while kinda sorta watching the movie. Step 4: Movie ends and wife says "that was boring"
@cattysplat
@cattysplat 2 ай бұрын
Yet you still gave Netflix a full runtime view, promoting the movie with your subscription watch time.
@samletsplaygames
@samletsplaygames 2 ай бұрын
@@cattysplat it’s free with my mobile plan.
@xavier102772
@xavier102772 2 ай бұрын
Step 1 should always be to look at the diversity of the cast. Step 2 will almost always be, NOPE!
@DamienDarkside
@DamienDarkside 2 ай бұрын
@@cattysplat Nah, he just got another movie to bring up when his wife wants to see something that's clearly shit. I've done the same, and my wife doesn't see Marvel anymore. "Remember the last movie like this you thought might be good?" because after so many "but this one is going to be different" they realize the definition of insanity is doing something over and over again expecting a different result.
@pokerboy72
@pokerboy72 2 ай бұрын
U still having a ps3.. my man
@RandomRedHead777
@RandomRedHead777 Ай бұрын
I always appreciate the rare, slightly more aggressive "GO AWAY NOW!"
@SlayTheSins
@SlayTheSins Ай бұрын
Lmao, you nailed the recap so damn well...
@zynpkrdg
@zynpkrdg 2 ай бұрын
honestly can't believe the western media considers saving someone an action of powerplay instead of an action of love or honor.
@V1489Cygni
@V1489Cygni 2 ай бұрын
l c an't be Iieve th ey d on't re aIize lne pt foI k _sti II_ bei ng in fuI I con troI ls n ot th e cri tique th ey thi nk lt ls. Rem ember the Ke ns? Th at tak eover di dn't ta ke Ion g.
@Truffalot
@Truffalot 2 ай бұрын
​@@V1489Cygni your spacing is so bad that Google asks if I want to translate your comment to English
@queueeeee9000
@queueeeee9000 2 ай бұрын
​@@Truffalot haha same
@athelwulfgalland
@athelwulfgalland 2 ай бұрын
@@Truffalot I think it's a means to get by the censors. The algorithms don't recognize what's being said; Obviously Google as well.
@ZenMonkeyGod
@ZenMonkeyGod 2 ай бұрын
​@@V1489CygniWhat the actual hell happened to your comment?
@brettcardon4552
@brettcardon4552 2 ай бұрын
It blows my mind that (spoiler) after the dragon straight up murders Elodie's father right in front of her, five minutes later Elidie's like, "Nah, it'll be fine. We can kill people and ride into the sunset together."
@Zichile
@Zichile 2 ай бұрын
All because a father is a man. That's the Hollywood’s shtick is nowadays. Killing and deaths are fine as long as it’s a white man
@5punkybob
@5punkybob 2 ай бұрын
Her father agreed to her being sacrificed… no matter her remorseful he was.
@NRSGuardian
@NRSGuardian 2 ай бұрын
@@5punkybobSacrificing one person for the sake of your entire kingdom, even if it is your daughter, is a sacrifice a king may very well have to make. She certainly should have seen the Sophir's choice he had to make and be willing to forgive him, Especially if she's supposed to be a hero. Also, was Elodie the only person not tracking that she was going to be sacrificed?
@jeremycampbell4021
@jeremycampbell4021 2 ай бұрын
@@5punkybob Any good ruler WOULD do the same. Even if it hurts, your job as a ruler is supposed to be looking after the well-being of your people. If sacrificing your child means protecting hundreds of thousands of people, yeah, that's a worthy sacrifice.
@tomthomas3499
@tomthomas3499 2 ай бұрын
Yeah that one bugger me as well, from start to finish, the writers want us to believe Elodie is a strong female lead, yet she is okay befriending the killer of her father, and countless of princesses before her?
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