Trump's "Moderate" Abortion Stance & Endless Shrimp Costs Red Lobster Millions

Trump's "Moderate" Abortion Stance & Endless Shrimp Costs Red Lobster Millions | The Daily Show

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Michelle Wolf covers the latest stories, including Trump's "moderate" abortion campaign, UAE's plan to pitch oil and gas deals at the United Nations Climate Conference, and Red Lobster's Endless Shrimp disaster (featuring Ronny Chieng). Plus, a rant on Fox News's Jesse Watters. #DailyShow #MichelleWolf #comedy
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@joeclayton1884 7 ай бұрын

Remember when she did the correspondents dinner ? Fantastic

@MassageDiaries 7 ай бұрын

Yes!!!

@kcbh24 7 ай бұрын

That's the last thing she did until this moment lol

@joannajamerson35 7 ай бұрын

I loved it❤😂

@josephhefley9701 7 ай бұрын

Yeah and crazy how the company that fired her for it is now paying her to guest host

@rogy1969 7 ай бұрын

dern had to rewatch that

@kingayy9267 7 ай бұрын

"You're just sloshing around out there like a human waterbed!" This lady is hilarious.

@jonjensen2524 7 ай бұрын

She absolutely is. And I loved "Does the bus explode if he ends the story?"

@bothellkenmore 7 ай бұрын

I think her big break came on Seth Meyers show as a writer and performer, led to more things.

@jammiebooker6489 7 ай бұрын

A watterbed

@markmac2206 7 ай бұрын

Old folks like me that have been on one really felt that.

@AllTheBestCO 7 ай бұрын

Agreed

@amiemeacham2974 7 ай бұрын

Evil David Schwimmer - nailed it 😂

@Eddie-ud4bb 5 ай бұрын

And "face I see when I wake up at phi beta ki"

@2011blueman 7 ай бұрын

Thank you for highlighting Jesse Watters. I had to suffer through Fox News at my in-laws house for thanksgiving and I lost my mind.

@MrVovansim 7 ай бұрын

Did you lose your mind at the rice inside the pudding? Or did you make it to the wet dog?

@KaritKtana 7 ай бұрын

My condolences... What was the point of that segment!? WAS THERE a point?

@sawyer7191 7 ай бұрын

@@KaritKtanait’s to highlight how exhausting and pointless Fox News is and what’s happening in the world.

@kingjamos2422 7 ай бұрын

I don't know, I'm pretty sure that you lost your mind once you walked into your in-laws' house. Watters just made sure you needed a straight-jacket.

@juanitaross5492 7 ай бұрын

Oh no ! How could they do that to you ? I would have asked them if I could change the station . Then put the parade then football. The dog show anything but news.

@Sli8ht 7 ай бұрын

I’m loving her edge

@dawesolo 7 ай бұрын

Am Nigerian and have followed The Daily Show for about 5 years now online, although I miss Trevor Noah, im glad i have been able to get to know so many comic acts, i never knew, and i hope it continues for a while longer before a permanent position comes.

@TheEverFreeKing 6 ай бұрын

I mean Trevor Noah wasn't funny but this woman makes him look hilarious in comparison. They both have atrocious opinions and bigotry either way.

@dawesolo 6 ай бұрын

@@TheEverFreeKing I hear you, and understand that you believe you are funnier, and can do a better job, send TDS your resume if you have, so you can show how funny and better than Trevor Noah you are.

@Morboxx 6 ай бұрын

She's not permanent? Too bad! She's hilarious! Hi from Germany! 🙃

@SpeedyEric1 7 ай бұрын

7:58- For those who don’t know, Ronny played a bit part in the 2021 Marvel movie, Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings.

@zygas25 7 ай бұрын

Yes and I also found it hilarious.

@noretoh269 7 ай бұрын

Michelle's comedy style is so distinctive IT CRACKS ME UP!

@cassius3745 7 ай бұрын

It's not too clear what you're trying 2 express.

@AllTheBestCO 7 ай бұрын

She's da sheet!

@nicolaablett7790 7 ай бұрын

And she looks fabulous

@dranziken 3 ай бұрын

@@cassius3745this is clearly a bot farming for something, notice how it replies to every comment saying it doesn't understand what they said

@mrsealmayr 7 ай бұрын

So glad to be watching you on the daily show again Michelle! Love the cutting humor and remember you most for pushing the envelope of what is acceptable.

@mrsealmayr 7 ай бұрын

Props to Ronnie too! Go Marvel movie for whatever your characters name was ;)

@alwillk 7 ай бұрын

As a frequent red lobster patron. Now endless shrimp is $27.

@roc7880 7 ай бұрын

I could eat both of the red lobsters.

@cassius3745 7 ай бұрын

@@roc7880This comment makes no sense.

@Corbomite_Meatballs 7 ай бұрын

@@cassius3745 They're probably full of shrimp and aren't thinking complete thoughts.

@danielwalsh1531 7 ай бұрын

Hysterical start to finish. Loved it, Michelle!

@AllTheBestCO 7 ай бұрын

Michelle deserves endless awards

@nedludd7622 7 ай бұрын

For the first time ever Jesse spoke on something he knew about. That is his level, let's hope he keeps it up.

@sheldondrake8935 7 ай бұрын

he is an inspiration to pointless dweebs everywhere. People who got beat up a lot in school used to beat him up.

@stevekaylor7089 7 ай бұрын

Look, we joke, but this is legitimately the best thing to ever come out of Jesse Watters mouth. Fox news needs to continue this all the time. Just this, nothing else. #LetJesseMakeLists

@bentontramell 7 ай бұрын

I endorse this message 😊

@cmbells7736 7 ай бұрын

I endorse this message

@pattyofurniture694 7 ай бұрын

It's Very Jesse #verydelta

@kingjamos2422 7 ай бұрын

Then when he finally wraps up his never ending story, he is required to eat Tide pods on camera. With that, we all win!

@nolananderson4782 7 ай бұрын

I would legitimately watch this show.

@lw3269 7 ай бұрын

I noticed the endless shrimp promo a few months ago. This time it was also take out. I went every week for a while. Told friends and family. Not shocked they lost millions.

@ainumahtar 7 ай бұрын

Endless takeout? So you pay once and they send more if you run out? Or you get to take your leftovers from the place?

@leannevandekew1996 7 ай бұрын

Trump dodges question over whether any past partners had abortions Asked by Maureen Dowd whether he was ever involved with anyone who underwent procedure, Trump replies simply: Such an interesting question Trump told Howard Stern, on air, that he "wished Marla would have taken care of it" He was talking about Marla's pregnancy with his daughter Tiffany.

@kingayy9267 7 ай бұрын

Abortions are only acceptable when they have them, in republicans' eyes. A fascinating read is "The Only Moral Abortion Is My Abortion," although it is infuriating in parts.

@millennialsecularandauthri3338 7 ай бұрын

@@kingayy9267Abortions are demographically convenient.

@Fatdog-Dakind 7 ай бұрын

This is why I refer to them as all part of, "Fox (The Great White Hoax Russian State Sponsored) News!" Thanks Hanity!

@heiltecn9ne 7 ай бұрын

Biden can’t even answer a question

@lizekamtombe2223 7 ай бұрын

This is because abortion is only about control over women, so bring the discussion where it belongs at all times. If life was so precious post natal care would also be promoted.

@davidwemett200 7 ай бұрын

Michelle Wolf killing it here! The Jesse Watters piece, classic! She'd make a great host.

@NoThatRyan 6 ай бұрын

Agreed, she would.

@plasticfrank 6 ай бұрын

Michelle Wolf really should be permanent host. I'm sure she's already busy though. She's been great for a long time.

@Eddie-ud4bb 5 ай бұрын

I love the way she shreds Watters

@blargy7283 7 ай бұрын

As someone who works in retail, the Fox headline that caught my eye but didn't get sound was "Why are grocery checkouts so complicated?" They aren't, you're just bad at it, impossibly impatient, or both.

@dark14life 7 ай бұрын

They have to play to their Boomer audience. Not to mention the young Repubs who are terrible with technology because they were raised by religious fundamentalists.

@cassius3745 7 ай бұрын

No, they have become unnecessarily complicated. No one needs 2 adopt the patience of Job 2 deal with overly technical & manipulative, always attempting to data mine us, badgering us asking 4 non stop reviews & if we wanna donate endlessly to scams, modern world horsesh*t.

@KittySnicker 7 ай бұрын

Except when they randomly tell me “assistant has been notified to assist you.” For what?? Assist me with what?? I was doing just fine!

@bulletproofair 7 ай бұрын

I think they tend to be "complicated" for Fox people, in particular, because they're used to sending hired assistants to do that stuff for them.

@mindlessgonzo 7 ай бұрын

When you can afford a stream of food for just $20, you'd take what you can get.

@Xeonerable 7 ай бұрын

Jesse Watters droning on about his boring day is the result of Fox being barraged by lawsuits.

@seraphonica 7 ай бұрын

Jesse Watters is SO brave! He's going the opposite direction of everyone else in his lane. Usually, they go from failed comedian to political puppet, but he's determined to go from political puppet to failed comedian!

@BigStupidFingers 7 ай бұрын

thats a great joke!

@jimnasium452 6 ай бұрын

As an attorney for failed political comedians, I am deeply offended by this comparison.

@EricAdamsonMI 6 ай бұрын

He learned everything he knows from Gutfeld -- talk about the blind, leading the blind! Republicons don't have a funny bone in their body. And no, Jesse -- it's not the humerus...

@jcoopes5604 7 ай бұрын

Check your status or register, make your plan and get out and vote!

@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 7 ай бұрын

I do feel like Ronny Chieng's pivotal scene in Shang Chi & The Ten Rings was the most important thing ever to happen in the history of Cinema. No one else could have said, *"Now take your shirt off"* with the skill Ronny exhibited. 🤩 (😂🤣😅)

@lordsxman 7 ай бұрын

"Roofie Magazine's man of the year," took me out! 😂😂😂

@marcelabrack 7 ай бұрын

Michelle makes me laugh out loud. Haven't done this since Trevor. I enjoyed a lot of the other hosts, especially Desy and Leslie, but Michelle killed it today

@zane4218 7 ай бұрын

A banger of an episode. Honestly the "Red Lobster, not talking about my ___" bit was pretty great. Ronny's support for marvel and wanting his own spinoff. The Jesse Watters ramblings. Side note, I think Michelle Wolf is the only woman in the world that someone could tell me she's black, or someone could tell me she's Irish, and I would believe them either way.

@DJBuglip 7 ай бұрын

Yeah, I used to work at a bar close to downtown, and for a while the boss was doing a free appetizers buffet during happy hour, and put peel and eat shrimp on it. All the lawyers would hit the bar at 5 on Friday (the day we did it), and be piling MOUNDS of shrimp on their plates while they drank. The boss finally realized he was getting soaked and stopped it.

@joermnyc 7 ай бұрын

Jesse Waters trying to do his best Abe Simpson story, “Anyway, I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time…”

@MayaUndefined 7 ай бұрын

that fox guy was talking about his routine like he was Patrick Bateman

@verdatum 7 ай бұрын

Hutz: "And when you couldn't FIND another all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant?" Marge: "...We went fishing (bursts into tears)." Juror: "THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!!!!!!!"

@gary3074 7 ай бұрын

Respect

@TheRealNappyG 7 ай бұрын

She's such a great comedic writer, you can tell when she wrote the jokes!

@richardbaldwin1097 7 ай бұрын

I appreciate how mature Michelle Wolf is for changing her volume and cadence from a scream comic to one more like this show is used too, cool, calm, witty, sarcastic, etc.

@davidgoosen1633 7 ай бұрын

She's not on stage she's in a studio

@richardbaldwin1097 7 ай бұрын

She's been on TDS several times prior to guest hosting and her delivery was more shrill than the delivery she gave most recently. It's a compliment and not many comics can do it. @@davidgoosen1633

@PolyQuasi 7 ай бұрын

Hard agree. Was done with all yelling. I get my yelling done elsewhere.

@robertleitelt3479 7 ай бұрын

I think that this could become a new Thanksgiving tradition: Jesse Watters' endless rant to supplant Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's Restaurant". Or maybe keep Guthrie's 18-minute monologue on the radio and Watters' sermon on television.

@dirkmanderin 6 ай бұрын

It's like the Thanksgiving version of Festivus.

@bobhalcomb2837 7 ай бұрын

Michelle should be top of the list for TDS! Her vibe is exactly what’s needed. Really.

@AllTheBestCO 7 ай бұрын

@AcevedoDMA 7 ай бұрын

@Tonyhouse1168 7 ай бұрын

I remember that one time Jesse said something worth listening to… Wait, wait, that’s NEVER happened! Ever.

@markborn5293 7 ай бұрын

Michelle is so funny! Love her.

@virginiamiller4890 7 ай бұрын

I like how Michelle talks to the office!

@jamoore2581 7 ай бұрын

She's killing it as host. Ronnie, as usual, no notes.

@shadows1192 7 ай бұрын

Man, it is a crime Netflix canceled Michelle's show.... She is always hilarious.

@bruisersdilemma354 6 ай бұрын

Well, evidently she's not that hilarious, is she?

@LoudAngryJerk 6 ай бұрын

@@bruisersdilemma354evidenced by?

@pontiacg445 6 ай бұрын

@@LoudAngryJerk Oh, I don't know, I'd say being cancelled. But the headline "Trump's "Moderate" Abortion Stance & Endless Shrimp Costs Red Lobster Millions" is pretty hilarious, I must admit.

@LucianaFujii 6 ай бұрын

I love her, but didn't love the Netflix show that much. I would love her hosting the daily show permanently though

@jrghays46 6 ай бұрын

@@bruisersdilemma354 Michelle is hilarious and a polished comic. Her sense of timing and delivery is top level. Her performance at the White House Press dinner is legendary.

@jilliankavanaugh7971 7 ай бұрын

I love Michelle Wolf's presentation so much. SO funny, ohmygod... Thank you thank you thank you.

@Kaunte 7 ай бұрын

I usually just listen to the daily show and dont pay much attention to the video, but I had to watch this the whole time. Her delivery and expressions are gold

@JH-cq9xh 6 ай бұрын

My vote for permanent host. She's so sharp and sarcastic. 😂😂😂

@SWatson410 7 ай бұрын

I've never been a big fan of Michelle Wolf; but dang, she is killing it. I don't think I've laughed this much since Trevor left.

@paolovallejo8022 7 ай бұрын

Trevor was *not* funny

@cassius3745 7 ай бұрын

No more 'dang', that's over with.

@smuller8988 7 ай бұрын

Totally agree. This was unexpectedly hilarious! Great segment well put together!

@AllTheBestCO 7 ай бұрын

Same here!

@SWatson410 7 ай бұрын

@cassius3745 Oh, thanks. Why?

@Kentrc11 7 ай бұрын

This is comic gold

@turbo8481 7 ай бұрын

I think this was my favorite fill in so far, except for anything kleeper does which is always genius!

@AllTheBestCO 7 ай бұрын

Yep, The Daily Show has upped their game!

@taylanac1 7 ай бұрын

Michelle is a treasure!

@Kris_2213 7 ай бұрын

So glad to see her on here, she classic and so funny.

@drfiggles 7 ай бұрын

I’m sure I’m the only one who remembers The Break with Michelle Wolf but it’s great seeing her breaking down the news she’s funny af.

@Marx1684 7 ай бұрын

Ronny never misses.

@frakkedinmi1205 7 ай бұрын

I hope they never stop rotating hosts. This was magic.

@EveryGameGuru 7 ай бұрын

$11 Million could have paid for their own Shrimp farms 😳😳

@FistandFootMartialArts 7 ай бұрын

Yea Ms Wolf! You go, woman!

@pattyofurniture694 7 ай бұрын

Michelle Wolf as permanent host please!!!!

@heatherstahlnecker9270 7 ай бұрын

Jesse LOVES to hear his voice. FOX "news": wet dog

@m0L3ify 7 ай бұрын

If he was using the Reminders app on iPhone, all he has to do is select "show completed" to see his list again. 🙄

@penandsword4386 7 ай бұрын

Love you, Michelle Wolfe!

@AlphaHealthYT 7 ай бұрын

Keep her as a permanent presenter. She's really funny and relatable!

@user-mt6mz8sc5c 6 ай бұрын

She's not

@thomasdeas1941 7 ай бұрын

Jesse Waters makes water? He is a human bucket of hammers.

@davidgoosen1633 7 ай бұрын

I was thinking human excrement

@faithhudson9682 7 ай бұрын

Had me laughing so hard I was crying 😂

@pietrojenkins6901 7 ай бұрын

"White BET aka Fox News"😅

@kingayy9267 7 ай бұрын

"It's like the Kool Aid man suddenly caring about walls. The damage has been done, man!"

@billberndtson 7 ай бұрын

I remember watching an episode of the short-lived TV show, Millenium in which a main character trashed her home to music for the entire thing - or, rather, as much of the episode as I could watch before shutting it off. Waters reminds me of that.

@omarmaynez9808 7 ай бұрын

that was some funny ish!!

@kmahsan 7 ай бұрын

❤ Michelle. She is a comedic genius, a natural

@Fifthelement203 7 ай бұрын

Hilarious. That red lobster joke was a HIT 😂😂😂😂

@MassageDiaries 6 ай бұрын

L😂L

@n1vca 7 ай бұрын

That was outstanding, Michelle really completely cracked me up a few times - brilliant! Greetings from Germany!

@morganmarshall450 7 ай бұрын

Great show here. She’s an allstar. ❤️✨

@silva7493 7 ай бұрын

YAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MICHELLE WOLF IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOT!!! WOOIT!!! WOOT!!!!!

@JimHaber 6 ай бұрын

Yay! More Michelle Wolf!

@Phostings1 7 ай бұрын

Holy shii, shes absolutely funny! And its hard to make me laugh,lol!

@seanharold4583 7 ай бұрын

She goes further & has us cracking up

@MassageDiaries 7 ай бұрын

So happy to see her!

@alisonek 7 ай бұрын

Never seen Michelle Wolf before but I absolutely F-ing love her now! This chick is hilarious 🤣

@nickychimes4719 7 ай бұрын

#simplythebest we just don't see enough of this actor... 😢😢😢

@lanceraustin 7 ай бұрын

Timing, delivery, content- totally hilarious!

@monorail4252 7 ай бұрын

Jesse Waters doesn't know how phones work?

@monorail4252 7 ай бұрын

His name is literally waters...

@DianaAmericaRivero 7 ай бұрын

I was in Oahu and I got handed a flier for Red Lobster endless shrimp. I laughed and said, I'm in Hawaii. Y'know? Home of some really great Japanese food, including the best sushi I've had in my life? Which begs the question, Why is there a Red Lobster in Honolulu? 🤔

@Spiritof_76 7 ай бұрын

It's for idiot mainland Americans who live in rural areas and boring suburbs of small cities, and are barely brave enough to go on vacation in another state. I was on a business trip with a guy in Chicago, and he wanted to eat at an Olive Garden. I said, "Are you effing kidding me? Do you know how many mom and pop and family Italian restaurants there are in Chicago?"

@mv1362 7 ай бұрын

I am obsessed with her. I really hope she gets the show

@DanMilano 7 ай бұрын

Wolf's second episode was like night and day compared to yesterday. So much more comfortable and polished.

@SEAclub007 7 ай бұрын

Michelle Wolf should permanently take over the Daily Show, she is perfect.

@david209g 7 ай бұрын

Desi Lydic should host full-time

@ric1231 7 ай бұрын

please give Michelle Wolf the daily show job FULL TIME. This is the funniest.

@summerbrewster5555 7 ай бұрын

Red lobster just shows that we are destroying our oceans. That was a lot of creatures being removed permanently. How is our planet going to recover from that much fishing?

@norml.hugh-mann 7 ай бұрын

It's not. The major capitalists have figured out they could promote conservation and stay wealthy or just go for broke and keep getting wealthier and the next generations not their problem. Really there's more than overfishing that's gonna make our oceans a cesspool pretty quick...C02 absorption is raining acidity which will in short order prevent shell formation anf collapse the entire ecosystem along with microplastics making fish toxic to consume long term as well as so many other toxins less publicized but just as bad. The more I look into it the more it seems like humanity is such a drain on the world as a whole that our civilization is progressing to a point of near collapse. When it gets close it will happen suddenly as all the problems from climate change to fossil fuel shortages to lifeless oceans goes from theoretical to endemic seemingly overnight Nice while it lasted😂😂😂

@ericbellan3083 7 ай бұрын

She is the best! My new favorite host and she should be the permanent one!❤❤❤

@MrBaskins2010 7 ай бұрын

michelle knocked it out the park once again

@hollebrew8147 7 ай бұрын

I am so excited she's hosting. I miss her show.

@katherinemcintosh7247 7 ай бұрын

She had me at the ΣΚ joke. Chef’s kiss. Perfection.

@janooskerful 7 ай бұрын

Michelle for fulltime host please!

@LilW1nky 7 ай бұрын

Her jokes were on point tonight! Very entertaining

@77Creation 7 ай бұрын

Last night too.

@GGoAwayy 7 ай бұрын

That FOX chyron "Why is the grocery store checkout so complicated?" is really for the oldest of old FOX viewers. Especially since grocery store checkout has been the same process my entire life. Even self checkout has been the same now for what? A decade or two? What are they even saying is complicated? "Paper or plastic?"

@DragonKazooie89 7 ай бұрын

You think Red Lobster would have learned after the endless crab legs fiasco

@daniellem4804 7 ай бұрын

This was excellent. HJs at Jesus camp got me. I feel like she's settling in and finding her groove - great host.

@ladyeowyn42 7 ай бұрын

The koolaid man one got me 😂😂😂

@sashiebgood 7 ай бұрын

She should be the permanent host. I love Michelle Wolf

@theferalaeroshow 7 ай бұрын

Funny when she pulled out that trophy, I was thinking that she just did the best impression ever.😂

@spomo1000 7 ай бұрын

Of all the hosts your Trump Impression is the best.

@stash4me2 7 ай бұрын

This is the host we need.

@jeanetteschock4744 7 ай бұрын

I loved when he had his mom on 😂😂😂😂 dont watch fox they had it on Seth Meyers.....I think

@IHScoutII 7 ай бұрын

Watters and Gaetz must've been, at the least, on their campus police's radar while in college

@rebecasanchez6020 7 ай бұрын

I love Michelle so much. Absolutely hilarious and spot on.

@anxiouscucumber9 7 ай бұрын

This woman is a genius ❤

@spenx09 7 ай бұрын

I'm actually glad for Jesse Waters' familly, all that time haphazardly running errands means they were free from him

@patrickmaline4258 6 ай бұрын

for the rest of my life, i’m gonna be walking around, minding my own business, and i’m gonna bust out laughing “this one’s for jesus”😂😂😂

@AllTheBestCO 7 ай бұрын

Funny stuff, Michelle. Beautiful poise in delivery. Your hosting is refreshing on a grand scale. Keep the burns and satire targeted to those who need it most.

@AllTheBestCO 7 ай бұрын

Bottom line. . . Michelle is naturally funny!