Trump Complains About His Chubby Photos, Putin Trolls Tucker Carlson & Did You Do IT Last Night?

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Donald Trump was back in the warm embrace of the American judicial system today, tomorrow in NYC the judge is expected to rule in his $370 million-dollar civil fraud case, he was in South Carolina where he took some time to boast about his golf game and complain about chubby photos of him, 1 in 5 Americans believe that Taylor Swift is part of a very complicated conspiracy to elect Joe Biden, Tucker Carlson went to Russia for an interview and Vladimir Putin wasn’t impressed, and we went to the Farmer’s Market here in LA to see if people “did it” last night in celebration of Valentine’s Day.
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@ihcterra4625 2 ай бұрын

Actually, gaslighting to cover up mental gaffs is more indicative of mental decline than going “oops, I had a brain fart.”

@KnockOut242 2 ай бұрын

💯%!

@pemdechen6300 2 ай бұрын

He's been farting for a long time now

@jljordan1 2 ай бұрын

It even has a name. Confabulation

@mariepanimdim4303 2 ай бұрын

I’m only 57 And I walk in the kitchen and forget why I walk in there and have to go back to my room and then go back to the kitchen😂 I know we all do that especially when you go where are my glasses & there on top of your head

@joshyoung1580 2 ай бұрын

Trump only farts in front of world leaders, in range of press cameras.

@Jo-oc8sc 2 ай бұрын

“Even if he is guilty of something there is no crime.” If this is the advice he is getting, Alina must still be working for him.

@bob-zi1eb 2 ай бұрын

And somehow a guy who thinks saying stuff like that is a convincing argument. Is the front runner for the Republican presidential nomination. Speaks volumes about his MAGA base.

@TheMisterGriswold 2 ай бұрын

She's a gem !

@kellypond9377 2 ай бұрын

He may be guilty of cheating, but in his mind, that kind of cheating isn't a crime, he paid for it.

@istdochallesegal3427 2 ай бұрын

@@TheMisterGriswold She and Sidney Powell both!!!

@user-ve8ds9bg3c 2 ай бұрын

Trump made the payment to Stormey while he was in office and used campaign money for the payment.

@CJScrol 2 ай бұрын

“Even if I’m guilty of something it’s no crime.” That’s from a former president. 😮

@borano2031 Ай бұрын

Sounds like a five year old to me, but what do I know.... Rgr

@nancyashmore8042 26 күн бұрын

Trump's mentally challenged

@craigsmith4105 2 ай бұрын

"I am not a Crook"...history repeats it'self..

@whatalifewhataprice5261 Ай бұрын

Trump makes Nixon look like a Saint.

@jeffs6090 2 ай бұрын

He's correct in the fact that paying somebody hush money isn't a crime. However, it's the way in which he paid that is the crime. Notice how he says nothing about that in his "not a crime" rant.

@suzyfarnham3165 2 ай бұрын

He just repeats that sh*t for his clapping seals! Normal People know what this case is about. All his seals see is the BS he sprouts outside the court room door. Trump seems to think if he repeats the same lie..IT BECOMES THE TRUTH?? BS is just BS...NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU TELL IT!

@donnasherman8412 2 ай бұрын

Supposedly if you say something 3 times if sticks in someone's brain!

@TeraJohnson-nv2sp 2 ай бұрын

If it wasn’t a crime then why did Michael Cohen go to jail for it?

@patricialeftwich Ай бұрын

Right. Paid with 'not his' money!

@timsanders1879 Ай бұрын

Election interference

@Daniel-Strain 2 ай бұрын

Ironically, Trump first remarked on Biden being old four years ago - when Biden was Trump's age NOW.

@ariadneschild8460 2 ай бұрын

How bout that. 🤔

@owie4070 2 ай бұрын

Now if only his supporters could see that... or understand the word "irony".

@mikevanderman2727 2 ай бұрын

Interesting

@JNosewicz7569 2 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure trump and his followers don't do math.😅

@bethb7965 2 ай бұрын

@@JNosewicz7569Or English or history

@maryperry1773 2 ай бұрын

Thank you Jimmy Kimmel 🌟

@killawofe 2 ай бұрын

I’d complain about those pictures too if I were him, but mostly because being him involves complaining about the consequences of his choices incessantly

@intomnia3313 2 ай бұрын

With George Jones “choices” playing in the background.

@mikeoxbig7931 2 ай бұрын

Remember, Donnie’s minions are squandering their social security checks and insulin money to pay for Alina’s brilliant legal mind.

@areichental 2 ай бұрын

The brightest legal mind. The best lawyer in america. I know you read this in trumps voice.

@johnpacella9519 2 ай бұрын

Darwin had a theory about this…

@mrufino1 2 ай бұрын

Alina won’t see that money.

@sharonwashington9315 2 ай бұрын

and Melia's hair stylist

@judithmura495 2 ай бұрын

@@areichental so says the shrinking a hole (trUmp)

@lbell0811 2 ай бұрын

Jimmy is always on point 😂

@Chronicallymanette 2 ай бұрын

I had the pleasure to be a live audience member and it was awesome it will be something I will never forget. They accommodated my Wheelchair and I even won a shirt from Guillermo. Thank you everyone at the show. Hopefully I can go again

@ThatGuyThanus Ай бұрын

Trump?

@sandyleewhite Ай бұрын

No, I think she meant the Kimmel show, Guillermo works for Jimmy Kimmel Show........@@ThatGuyThanus

@koa2341 Ай бұрын

I’m very curious how they screen people coming in and keep the MAGATS out ?

@amandab.recondwith8006 2 ай бұрын

The really fantastic thing is, he actually does have TINY LITTLE HANDS!

@beecnul8r 2 ай бұрын

Ditto for other body parts...

@grahammcfadyenhill9555 2 ай бұрын

Mini-me's tiny hands.

@Matt92Machine 2 ай бұрын

He has to grip that golf club real tight.

@guynorth3277 2 ай бұрын

With the baby doll 'liddle' arms.

@JNosewicz7569 2 ай бұрын

And they look even smaller because trump is so BIG! 😅

@tnelsoniii 2 ай бұрын

How did anyone ever take that awful orange man seriously?

@katalac 2 ай бұрын

Did someone take him seriously?

@marshwetland3808 2 ай бұрын

@@katalac Only unserious people.

@IndiaTides 2 ай бұрын

And what if he gets elected again?

@donivanpotter2762 2 ай бұрын

@@IndiaTideswere all screwed then.

@smoothie3376 2 ай бұрын

They still do!!! 😳

@JimDeering 2 ай бұрын

I’ll be 75 in May and have always been a fan of late night entertainment. You do the best monologue of any late night host ever. Also, your monologues have kept millions of rational Americans from despair these past years. Thanks .

@janetomes6243 2 ай бұрын

Right there with ya

@falconeaterf15 2 ай бұрын

I love Stephen Colberts “Meanwhile” bit too. Meanwhile………

@simonjess8471 2 ай бұрын

Good God Jim, you are almost old enough to run for president.

@gazpachopolice7211 2 ай бұрын

Happy Diamond birthday in advance!

@towmlvb3423 2 ай бұрын

At age 75 the very best nocturnal entertainment starts to slow down somewhat. Its diurnal sibling doesn't turn up so frequently either. I am a little older than you and can tell you that rarity heightens enjoyment. I am not looking forward to "absence makes the heart grow fonder"...

@eddielew2292 2 ай бұрын

I love when Trump plays the “air” concertina with his hands.

@QueenBee-gx4rp 2 ай бұрын

He’s trying to generate enough energy to pump up his lies.

@engageddigitalmarketing 2 ай бұрын

When trump talks about 'these people say this' and 'every legal scholar says this', why won't one of the journalist there just call him on it and keep pushing?

@lynnebucher6537 2 ай бұрын

Why would they want to stop the gravy train of material?😅

@tamaraliscia3408 Ай бұрын

You know the answer. Those "legal scholars and those who (allegedly) say, "Sir, please ... ." have always only existed in Trump's deteriorating brain. Trump knows it, the people he surrounds himself with know it.

@L8rCloud 2 ай бұрын

- Born here - Over 35 years old AND for some reason he left out .... NOT ever having been involved in an insurrection

@sheilaboston7051 2 ай бұрын

... and having lived in the country for 14 years.

@shockakon666 2 ай бұрын

Funny how he never got any charges related to insurrection. But the people that stormed the capital did? Yeah, be cause he didn't cause an insurrection.

@Kc1733 2 ай бұрын

He wasn't and brain surgeon he was never charged for that

@DeadCat-42 Ай бұрын

I'm to lazy, all I did was vote to replace the Con man, How was I supposed to know Trump would send fake electors and a violent mob and that so many republicans don't care that he tried to overthrow our election.

@billdesinger8604 2 ай бұрын

That golf photo shoots down the 215 lbs he claims to weigh unless he was referring to his a** alone.

@JaniceNivens-Huston 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@user-cc1iu2cd9x 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 Good one!

@acustomer7216 2 ай бұрын

He should audition for a Depends commercial

@zaurakdigis 2 ай бұрын

But there was that one drive that went 200 yards, 9 times further than Biden could hit a golf ball

@user-cb2vb8yl1g 2 ай бұрын

….closer to 315…..

@greogewestmann4913 2 ай бұрын

Jupiter won't pay for it, that's a job for Uranus. 😄

@andrewyeo5288 2 ай бұрын

It's unfair to call him chubby without allowing for the bulkiness of his diaper, which makes him look fatter.

@intomnia3313 2 ай бұрын

Now there is a good marketing scheme. Trump Drys, as they fill you begin to lean forward telling you it’s time for a change.

@mungodegrijalva822 2 ай бұрын

Correction: his "full" diaper. That alone accounts for at least 30 lbs.!

@LovelyAna1 2 ай бұрын

🤣

@kingjamos2422 2 ай бұрын

You make a very good point, but it all just depends. 😉

@ILmylife108 2 ай бұрын

They make adult diapers in 5 XL?

@Argentx1965 2 ай бұрын

Thank you Jimmy for trying to save the USA from Blimpie 🥐➖️

@MrKnothead63 2 ай бұрын

I guess he cant play golf in his girdle

@ariadneschild8460 2 ай бұрын

He should get some Spanx then.

@tamaraliscia3408 Ай бұрын

@@ariadneschild8460I'm sure Trump has worn Spanx for years. He can't wear them when golfing because they wouldn't allow him to swing.

@michelleporter9958 2 ай бұрын

Jimmy- you make me smile every day. Thank you.

@AllTheBestCO 2 ай бұрын

Vote: Yimmy Kimbel for 2024! - Guillermo

@jahualhaq9853 2 ай бұрын

There should be no police, no courts, no victims, no blame, no justice. Cultured, seasoned political operatives should be allowed to take advantage of the public without being challenged!!!

@user-tp7gy4dj4l 2 ай бұрын

Playing air accordion is one of his 'tells'.

@PaulJones-wr1im 2 ай бұрын

Everyone here, PLEASE remember to vote this November and keep Trump and his enablers away from ever holding office again!

@gregthompson8062 2 ай бұрын

Biden is no better homeboy

@djay3104 2 ай бұрын

Biden on life support is far better than the orange con man@@gregthompson8062

@carolw8579 2 ай бұрын

@@gregthompson8062 ....... and yet What time did you get back from the clown rally and race back to fix the hole in your trailer?

@deliacastillo8741 2 ай бұрын

EXACTLY 👍

@sw9439 2 ай бұрын

@@gregthompson8062still better than dictatorship

@crhonda500 2 ай бұрын

There's just something kinda funny about a guy with 6 bankruptcies yelling "You gotta pay your bills". 🤣😂

@laurenbutler3452 2 ай бұрын

Pay your fees to NATO, which there are no fees/payments to be made to NATO from NATO approved countries.

@RayJilwah 2 ай бұрын

the guy who supposedly called him sir was not quick enough to say "sir what about your bankruptcies"

@user-vv8ux1kn3n 2 ай бұрын

I thought it was 7 bankruptcies

@MrBENTON78 2 ай бұрын

Exactly

@vickilawrence7207 2 ай бұрын

No kidding!

@Winecone 2 ай бұрын

Jimmy I love your show it’s one of the only few I watch after working long hours

@seanswinton6242 2 ай бұрын

"DONNIE GOT ROLLED! DONNIE GOT ROLLED!" 🎵🎵 Instead of "Holiday Road" 😂😂😂

@franklinmarkram8284 2 ай бұрын

“Even if I’m guilty, there’s no crime” I can’t wrap my head around that statement.

@kallen868 2 ай бұрын

🎯

@Biden_for_prison 2 ай бұрын

Well he was sued for defamation by a woman who cannot keep her story straight or produce evidence... past the statue of limitations.

@Falcon2609 2 ай бұрын

😅

@musicismagic3001 2 ай бұрын

And yet the “legal scholars” can. 🤔😂🤣😂

@jpdemer5 2 ай бұрын

"It's not a crime if I do it" is what he actually believes. Incredibly, he's always been surrounded by craven tools who go along with it.

@SpaceForceCommander 2 ай бұрын

“Interpose” means to put yourself between (like “interject”), and it doesn’t mean “substitute”, so Trump, the knower of best words, has failed again.

@marjoriegarland2798 2 ай бұрын

Again!!!

@Lauren-zg9zo 2 ай бұрын

He’s got the best words

@ctjdo 2 ай бұрын

@@Lauren-zg9zo Ya, the best of the worse lol

@CjOwyn 2 ай бұрын

He's illiterate

@sheilaboston7051 2 ай бұрын

I believe the word he was looking for was "transpose."

@brendamarshall9745 Ай бұрын

Oh my God!! You are my hero!! The facts just the facts!!! Love your show and your way of putting facts out with humor and total honesty!!Thank You!

@lindabeard488 2 ай бұрын

Great job, Jimmy. 💙💙💙

@carolewarner101 2 ай бұрын

"Fatty shack," oh my god!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Good one. And the look on that young woman's and her dad's faces when her parents were asked if they "did it last night..." LOL, PRICELESS! 🤣🤣🤣

@anthonyallen2445 2 ай бұрын

I hadn't laughed so hard in a long time watching her face suddenly change. The funniest moment in the show!

@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 2 ай бұрын

Trump calling himself a Christian is like calling yourself a veteran because you were in a civil war reenactment.

@BertStevens 2 ай бұрын

more like watched a war movie

@disastermaster1413 2 ай бұрын

You can’t do a civil war reenactment with bone spurs.

@lettucesalad3560 2 ай бұрын

His witch hunts practically make him a war hero.

@ihcterra4625 2 ай бұрын

It’s more like if he saw a civil war reenactment clip on Tik Tok.

@Vincent-fo7xp 2 ай бұрын

You make this comment everywhere

@Opus313 2 ай бұрын

Donnie is a veritable fountain of gibberish... trying to defend himself while using the word 'interpose' incorrectly just makes him look even more confused!

@CourageKarnga 2 ай бұрын

We gotta stop giving him word of the day calendars!

@kaiberberich1 2 ай бұрын

@@CourageKarnga - True - he says he already knows all the words ... All the best words !!

@thejonegcle7759 2 ай бұрын

Hey Kimmel LIVE ... how about digitizing / blurring all text money - support info in the background of every tRump shot you use. EVERY rally shot of him. stop advertising his brand & how to support him !

@eimisavageofficial9196 2 ай бұрын

How's withchunt life sad and bad right😂

@babybijou969 2 ай бұрын

@@CourageKarngaCovfefe!

@kenny3485 2 ай бұрын

Perfection Jimmy. Good job!

@sherrinunya4079 2 ай бұрын

Im usually a Colbert watcher but Kimmel hit this monolog outta the park! 👍🏽💯💥

@BansheeMilk 2 ай бұрын

Imagine thinking how hard you hit a golf ball is relevant

@PaulJones-wr1im 2 ай бұрын

Imagine thinking Golf is relevant

@ronaldgrove3283 2 ай бұрын

Honestly we don't even need a National Election, we can just line up the candidates and see which one can put furthest ?

@RealBradMiller 2 ай бұрын

Or who can drink a glass of water with the least amount of hands.

@user-cf1vb6op5h 2 ай бұрын

@@RealBradMiller... knows there were no airplanes in the Revolutionary War

@jennifer4bz953 2 ай бұрын

I came here to say, "I don't care if Biden can hit a golf ball." Thank you.

@kevinlorick4705 2 ай бұрын

I am not sure Trump could even walk nine times further than Biden.

@johnunderwood43 2 ай бұрын

Since Biden routinely BIKES for miles, while Donnie has a hard time walking from backstage, probably freaking not.

@cheechwizard6541 2 ай бұрын

Biden rides a bike. Do you think Trump can ride a bike?

@shakeyballs5022 2 ай бұрын

I know he couldnt

@jerrylong381 2 ай бұрын

Biden could ride a bicycle 9 times further than Trump Many very smart people are saying it.

@charleshall6357 2 ай бұрын

You think he can ride a bike?

@hebneh 2 ай бұрын

The delight of the toddler discovering the camera, and messing up the proposal in the background…

@simonthomas5367 2 ай бұрын

I came for fatty golf. I stayed for the do it questions! Fantastic! 😂

@jamesboardman7048 2 ай бұрын

Name one legal scholar. Not the big strong one with tears in his eye, calling you sir about fifteen times.

@grahammcfadyenhill9555 2 ай бұрын

I love his BS stories. Theya lways have big strong guys with tears in their eyes and they always call The Fatso "sir'. Every time. Fables, all of them are fables.

@maxstone9148 2 ай бұрын

I'll name one! Donnie's Lap Dog, Bill Barr, is a legal scholar who called Don the Con "sir" countless times!

@ariadneschild8460 2 ай бұрын

@@maxstone9148oh but they're not friends anymore so donny won't name him.

@Zalzany 2 ай бұрын

@@maxstone9148 No no REAL legal scholar he is about as real as youtuber selling people sovcit license plates, and packets of fake court cases to get them out of paying their registration lol

@kennylingus4595 2 ай бұрын

Just think of the speeches Trump will give to the other prisoners...

@gary-rr7jp 2 ай бұрын

Could you imagine being in the cell across from him? Cruel and unusual punishment at its best.

@jeepliving1 2 ай бұрын

His standard speech will be, "You're not going to slide that into me again, are you?"

@iamalonetega 2 ай бұрын

Read this in his voice @@jeepliving1

@stevehensley5096 2 ай бұрын

@@gary-rr7jpImagine having to be his cell mate. Toilet right next to your bed and no way to escape the stink. I'd make him take the top bunk.

@JusticeAlways 2 ай бұрын

"Oh please! Not today! I have a headache!" 😅

@user-ii2vi5hw3d 2 ай бұрын

Thank you for sharing!

@strattonskier7229 2 ай бұрын

That little one will never live this down, it will be brought up forever 🤣

@carlosclara4759 2 ай бұрын

AOC says: " The only difference between these two candidates for president are, 3 years, 7 months and 91 criminal indictments.," Thanks AOC.💃💃💃

@desperadox7565 2 ай бұрын

AOC 2028

@BaconTomatoCheese 2 ай бұрын

Right you are, AOC!👍😁💙🇺🇸

@firestream93 2 ай бұрын

AOC: "If we work out butts off to make sure that we take back the 3 chambers of Congress. Uh, rather all 3 chambers of Gov't. The presidency, the House and Senate in 2020..." Firstly: We have 3 BRANCHES. Not chambers. Secondly, the House and Senate are Congress. That's ONE branch of Gov't.

@mvsmvs8428 2 ай бұрын

and she said the blm roiters should not stop but do more. back in the months of the leftest roits that the left all loved so much

@malcolmironmonger 2 ай бұрын

She read that off of her restaurant menu.

@JoeMama-fh7eq 2 ай бұрын

What in the hell is he ever talking about???? He’s literally insane.

@carolw8579 2 ай бұрын

Nothing new.🙄

@nmartin5551 2 ай бұрын

As are the members of his cult

@vickyabramowitz2885 2 ай бұрын

Dump is facing a lifetime of criminality all at once. I believe it caused him to finally go around the bend.

@mattyp3926 2 ай бұрын

Have you seen Biden speak? 😬

@oldrrocr 2 ай бұрын

doesn't matter... as long as the donations are rolling in!

@patricialeftwich Ай бұрын

Jimmy! I love you insightful, intelligent & witty mind! Keep up the good work! May God blass you & your loved ones. 😊

@kamakoa Ай бұрын

Let's go💪 Jimmy

@dougjohnson4266 2 ай бұрын

Have Dumpy get on a bike and try to keep up with Biden. It would be interesting to see him try and get on a bike.

@AllTheBestCO 2 ай бұрын

Dumpy = G6 BLOTUS (chunky ringleader) ha. . . I like it

@tombiondi9969 2 ай бұрын

he wouldn't even attempt it. The ONLY thing you will ever see him do is golf.

@doreenjohnston7672 2 ай бұрын

Trump would win cause Biden would go the wrong way to goal line

@annemettefrederiksen7751 2 ай бұрын

@@doreenjohnston7672The Mango Mussolini wouldnt be able to get on the bike and move legs and hold hands on the handls at the same time..😂

@annemettefrederiksen7751 2 ай бұрын

I would absolutely pay to watch that..

@ursulasoames8602 2 ай бұрын

God am so sick of this criminal ! Just waiting for justice to commence ⚖️💪 Good luck America 🇺🇸from 🇬🇧 💙💙💙

@misslanapaulford 2 ай бұрын

U and the rest of us. Unless your a KZfaq Troll 😊

@pdatnc 2 ай бұрын

Oh man, you have no idea.... We are so weary of this. The whole country has PTSD... Thanks for your support! 🇬🇧🇺🇲

@ReadyFreddie5523 2 ай бұрын

Even Putin isn't backing Dump in November.

@evaadams8298 2 ай бұрын

Same from Australia 🇦🇺🇺🇸

@ursulasoames8602 2 ай бұрын

@@misslanapaulford oh please 🙈

@crafty-lady6853 2 ай бұрын

Love you, Jimmy Kimmel. Go get him, Jimmy.

@debbelynn8926 2 ай бұрын

Every legal scholar in the HISTORY of AMERICA!!😹😹😹😹

@damage98 2 ай бұрын

I'm so interposed by this whole issue.

@juliemissick4206 2 ай бұрын

Yup! Me too! 😂

@Northcountry1926 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😅

@dedeglow8763 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@gnocchidokey 2 ай бұрын

I interposed myself a sandwich for lunch today.

@trave7644 2 ай бұрын

Put this criminal Trump in jail.

@dt8762 2 ай бұрын

There's no evidence😂

@porkoholic 2 ай бұрын

Just change the name of the white house to "jail"

@derrekvanee4567 2 ай бұрын

*does any American realize how blue collar crime works and that he will never be charged or worst case gets a fine?* I'm not even from that silly country.

@michielvoetberg4634 2 ай бұрын

In prison. Jail is where people go for a short punishment or to await trial. Trump should be in prison

@kidlenny1964 2 ай бұрын

@@kriskersey9927 FYM(mother)

@katherineallen9060 2 ай бұрын

You are so right!😊😃

@laladbreez 2 ай бұрын

Tennis shoes.....GOLD in color 🤡

@SuperCaliforniaBarbi 2 ай бұрын

A man walked up to him and said, Sir, thank you for reminding us that the British but then the Revolutionary Army saved the airports and rammed the ramparts when they golfed but not as good as athletes who I support

@Moluccan56 2 ай бұрын

Well done!

@SuperLeica1 2 ай бұрын

Sorry, but did you forget "...tears in their eyes...".

@duchesssussex7648 2 ай бұрын

That ruling is going to cost him $500 million.

@suzyfarnham3165 2 ай бұрын

I have to stay awake Friday night here in Australia! Damn! But I want to see it live!!

@nancywilliams3265 2 ай бұрын

I certainly hope so! I am here for that!

@ronald-xs7sp 2 ай бұрын

Popok was right!

@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 2 ай бұрын

He's already 400 million dollars in debt!

@wayneperry7413 2 ай бұрын

@@suzyfarnham3165actually if you’re in the eastern states, it’s more likely to be early Saturday morning

@user-je2qh3ff5t Ай бұрын

Thank you Jimmy!!

@kittyonmydesk5532 Ай бұрын

"smashing the ball" 🤣🤣

@user-rt4zb8xp8b 2 ай бұрын

Interpose: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."-Iningo Montoya

@riverlove6820 2 ай бұрын

Nice.

@AyeCarumba221 2 ай бұрын

Princess Bride! Most quoted movie ever.

@gavanwhatever8196 2 ай бұрын

This is true for most of the words he knows.

@AllTheBestCO 2 ай бұрын

Garcia's for sharing. Now I must "keel" you. ha

@illsIStheGREATEST 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@RogerPeet 2 ай бұрын

Thump cheats at golf. that is the lowest of the low he has no character

@glenn6583 2 ай бұрын

I read a book about his golf cheating. I believe it.

@frederickwelham3829 2 ай бұрын

Golf is one of the only sports where a person can cheat just by writing a false number on their score card. That is why Trump likes it. That is why Trump reportedly races ahead so he can place the ball and pretend he hit it. As for Trump's supposed physical fitness, notice how he drives his cart right up to the ball, even on the greens, so he won't have to waddle too far. They didn't call the Disney duck Donald for nothing.

@first6788 Ай бұрын

Thank you Jimmy👍👍👍

@steffen3112 Ай бұрын

Thank you Jimmy Kimmel .. 😆

@alansmitheejr. 2 ай бұрын

For Trump "interpose" is a new word requiring a course of action.

@CjOwyn 2 ай бұрын

He used it wrong

@grahammcfadyenhill9555 2 ай бұрын

He thinks interpose is a sexual act between two people.

@paulazemeckis7835 2 ай бұрын

😂🤣😅😂🤣😅

@martin2289 2 ай бұрын

He meant to say "transpose" but probably thought it would confuse his audience of ignorant haters.

@debs11100 2 ай бұрын

From Canada, Please let the only thing you say about trump be that he should never have been elected, save your damn country and stop covering him. I get that it's comedy but please keep saying that he is not an option and should be in prison.

@Allastrology 2 ай бұрын

Very well said

@grammysal 2 ай бұрын

In our country some of our people, sorry to say, don’t pay attention to politics. Jimmy Kimmel preforming jokes gets information about the horrible things Trump is doing out to otherwise uninformed people. And , it’s funny!

@flangekiwi 2 ай бұрын

I 2nd that. With love from Aotearoa New Zealand 🇳🇿

@swapshots4427 2 ай бұрын

You said exactly what I say. Undermining in ANY way is dangerous. BC 🇨🇦

@robertcorleone9077 2 ай бұрын

That’s cool. Stick with Canada then.

@babywah3290 2 ай бұрын

Fattyshack😂😂😂😂 That’s where Jenius got his dance moves from- the Gopher in the beginning 😂😂😂

@MrPhotodoc 2 ай бұрын

If there wasn't a crime, why is there a complaint and a plaintiff? Okay besides that.

@DCMarvelMultiverse 2 ай бұрын

Republicans 1933: Well. We got butt hurt over losing the 32 election because how we handled the Depression. What are we going to do? Get crazy over the next 90 years?

@Eurisko229 2 ай бұрын

And crazy they did get.

@chenzen1578 2 ай бұрын

Crazy? Demonising the oponant, conspiracy theories, gaslighting, covered racism

@verdinox4548 2 ай бұрын

"What a stupid time to be alive!"🤣 *(Best line of the entire monologue...and also 100% accurate, unfortunately.💀😅)

@judysocal8682 2 ай бұрын

Mrs Guillermo must be a very understanding and forgiving wife.

@pemdechen6300 2 ай бұрын

I feel embarrassed for her sometimes but she obviously has a big heart and a great sense of humour - lucky Guillermo!

@AllTheBestCO 2 ай бұрын

It's all bout' the show, baby

@user-jl3gj2te8y 2 ай бұрын

And Lucky...❤❤❤

@milinkerhe 2 ай бұрын

Was worth it for the opening and ending laughs alone. 😂

@AustynSN 2 ай бұрын

The "Previously on...." opening was awesome.

@hugovallarta 2 ай бұрын

I laughed so hard with that poor girl at the end with her parents. 😂😂😂

@ShoshinManga 2 ай бұрын

If you wanna complain about being chubby, just get skinnier? Cmon Trumpo 🤣

@marshwetland3808 2 ай бұрын

Pretty sure hes on the Ozempic bus. So slimness is on his mind. His face looks different and his neck-wattle is thinner.

@kaiberberich1 2 ай бұрын

A th-th-the.. A th-th-the A-th-thats all folks .... cue merry melodies tune !!

@IcariumGaming 2 ай бұрын

He doesn't have the self control needed.

@nedludd7622 2 ай бұрын

He could ask George Santos for weight reduction advice.

@tiffanyshanley1419 2 ай бұрын

@@marshwetland3808I think it's the stress of all the witch hunts. He's even extra orange

@sgtkabukimannypd8198 2 ай бұрын

Can you believe what’s going on in this country and the world? This is bizarre.

@carolw8579 2 ай бұрын

It's not called ugly America 🇺🇸 for nothing. Smh

@8088I 2 ай бұрын

Fanni Willis's defense of her honor was epic as Taylor Swift's over the many years. 👍🏼

@wnight55 2 ай бұрын

It is very hard to believe what is happening, but, I see it with my own eyes, he can spin itanyway he likes, but WE see it! vote, pray, vote and pray some more. God bless the USA. Peace

@MLM68 2 ай бұрын

No, it’s not This happens every so often when the civilization starts to collapse. Bronze age, collapse, iron age, collapse. Now we are seeing us go through it again.

@KonradvonHotzendorf 2 ай бұрын

@@MLM68keep being scared. This is the best time to be alive in human history for an average person🦅

@bonganimkhwanazi2081 2 ай бұрын

One day the camera man will go rogue, Pan out & show the audience laugh/appluad cues.

@peterheywood7453 2 ай бұрын

Yes, another great show jimmy. 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

@davidmurray5399 2 ай бұрын

I've seen that tub of lard try to hit a golf ball, just call him "Sir-Slice-a-Lot".

@kaiberberich1 2 ай бұрын

According to Oxford Dictionaries Interposing 1. place or insert between one thing and another. - "she interposed herself between the newcomers" 2. intervene between parties. So... yeah - effed that up Donnie !!

@sheilaboston7051 2 ай бұрын

When the word he really wanted was *Transpose* 1. Cause (two or more things) to exchange places: "the situation might have been the same if the parties in opposition and government had been transposed." 2. Transfer to a different place or context: "an evacuation order transposed the school from Kent to Shropshire."

@kaiberberich1 2 ай бұрын

@@sheilaboston7051 ahhh - but he has a problem with all anything trans !!

@kaiberberich1 2 ай бұрын

Transport, Transparency, Translation, Transition !! etc..

@grahammcfadyenhill9555 2 ай бұрын

Trump thinks it's about sex.

@jw8160 2 ай бұрын

But he did interpose himself between them, Pelosi on the Left and Haley on the Right. 😋

@mikulitsi1819 2 ай бұрын

This was a good one. Especially the "did you do it" segment

@Tekknowgerl 2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣im floored Jimmy! Im 58 years old and i promise you, i have NEVER EVER seen someone describe "doing it" by putting a hotdog in the hole of a doughnut!!! SO inappropriate in company😲 It surprised me...I shouted my laugh at first and my neighbor came knocking to see if I was okay! - Great way to start my morning! Be safe and take care ALL😎

@LarsonPetty 2 ай бұрын

Before Agent Orange burst onto the scene, i didn't think a person could be that stupid and not be locked up.

@doreenjohnston7672 2 ай бұрын

well you must have never looked in a mirror

@LarsonPetty 2 ай бұрын

@@doreenjohnston7672 Wow, nice one.🙄 You must also be a stable genius around the same caliber as your Orange Jesus. You sure showed me....

@user-lb7nn1jh9n 2 ай бұрын

@@LarsonPetty 😂😂👍👌🇳🇴❤️🇺🇸please don’t take , his best moment ever, away from him, that comment was the highlight of his life. He is so satisfied now,

@GuyHarper-ce6do 2 ай бұрын

It helps if you are white and rich.

@GOLDESCAFLOWNE 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@nancytrainor4306 2 ай бұрын

OMG Jimmy you are knocking it out the park you are soooooo funny!💯

@nancycrowe9063 Ай бұрын

Thanks Jimmy I love how you get his goat!! Please keep doing it! Love your show💙💙💙💙💙🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

@itspersonal3351 2 ай бұрын

‘Fly dodging ketchup bottles’ 😂🤣

@ricklepick9148 2 ай бұрын

One in five Americans should not be allowed to vote.

@kristinn3367 2 ай бұрын

One in five Americans AREN’T allowed to vote. They’re called children.

@Donkim420 2 ай бұрын

Isn't that the current state of the American elections...

@victor_iosi 2 ай бұрын

Looking from the outside, should it not be…One in five should be allowed to vote?

@ariadneschild8460 2 ай бұрын

They probably don't.

@Zalzany 2 ай бұрын

Pretty sure on average less then that vote to be honest...

@PeterKNoone 2 ай бұрын

The civilian "did you do it?" interviews were awesome. Bravo.

@anitarichmond8930 2 ай бұрын

Thanks for making me laugh 😂

@KathyWilcox-vx2vj 28 күн бұрын

Love you Jimmy

@nevillewhite1966 2 ай бұрын

"Someone in the CIA is one hell of a songwriter 😂😂😂."

@annemettefrederiksen7751 2 ай бұрын

🤣 Awsome..

@thomasbeach7436 2 ай бұрын

The way that the daughter looked at the camera when they asked her parents was priceless!!! I love this show!!!

@CrestThompson 2 ай бұрын

I LOVE you Jimmy Kimmel!

@reneethornton9228 2 ай бұрын

Shout out to Cleveland, OH!

@jamesedward2470 2 ай бұрын

This guy is such an embarrassment, he’s like a 5 year old

@Brisco_County_Jr 2 ай бұрын

Yes Kimmel is. You nailed it.

@sharonwashington9315 2 ай бұрын

sadly he is not as smart as a 5 year old

@user-tu4rn8ui9u 2 ай бұрын

That’s insulting tom5 year olds

@ray24051 2 ай бұрын

I seen 5-year-olds with more common sense than Trump.

@gregoryuk 2 ай бұрын

You can reason with a 5 year old.

@babybijou969 2 ай бұрын

Thank you Jimmy for making me laugh, and have a brief reprieve of Chumps incessant malfeasance

@gary-rr7jp 2 ай бұрын

Malfeasance? Is that Latin for bad gas?

@nancychestnut8928 2 ай бұрын

Every legal expert. Really. Name them.

@CaminoDidjeridu 2 ай бұрын

You are killing me! 😂

@bobwoods1302 2 ай бұрын

The "Did you do it last night" bit was funny.

@markmonahan8215 2 ай бұрын

The laugh track or the bit?

@AyeCarumba221 2 ай бұрын

It made me laugh out loud. The daughters face on the last one; priceless. 😂

@ariadneschild8460 2 ай бұрын

@@AyeCarumba221ikr? That poor girl . That look she gave the camera is going to end up a meme.😂

@gnocchidokey 2 ай бұрын

Yeah, they usually make me cringe but this one was cute.

@AyeCarumba221 2 ай бұрын

@@ariadneschild8460 Probably