Dorothy Zbornak Quotes - Season 1 (Part 2)

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A collection of Bea Arthur's character, Dorothy Zbornak, quotes from every "Golden Girls" Season 1 episode...
NOTE: This is just quotes from the 12th to the 19th episode... Part 3 in the making!

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@ThaPrincess2008 7 жыл бұрын

Blanche: "I do not believe this. I have been had!" Dorothy: "I know! And you still didn't get the part!"

@XxBabyGurlLovexX 7 жыл бұрын

GoshDawnWonderful90 Heard it as I read it lmao

@MrStarManMario 6 жыл бұрын

same lol

@crystalgrose 5 жыл бұрын

Lol!!!! My favorite.

@VampTwinkie 5 жыл бұрын

That woman helped shaped the way I think and how to respond to idiots

@Letsmarchishere 4 жыл бұрын

LOL!

@rexcorvorum4262 4 жыл бұрын

toxik-healer so true

@thecrowfliesaway8990 4 жыл бұрын

Toxik you dont seem like you would watch golden girls.

@VampTwinkie 4 жыл бұрын

@@thecrowfliesaway8990 idk how u came up with that conclusion...i been watching golden girls for as long as i can remember

@kierredestiny2 3 жыл бұрын

@@VampTwinkie exactly

@annmarieedwards3692 8 жыл бұрын

"What are you going to do with yours?" "Its a log I'm going to burn it"

@latrinafoster1822 6 жыл бұрын

Ann Marie Edwards

@jeetendrakhushlani6344 Жыл бұрын

The pause before saying "Short ribs" gets me everytime. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

@audreydaleski1067 Ай бұрын

Vaudeville training. Timing is everything.

@leannsherman6723 27 күн бұрын

One of the best and most clever episodes, with a great twist ending.

@TheNadinucca 7 жыл бұрын

The "thank God, I thought you'd never shut up" after Rose's heartfelt message gets me every time LOL 😂

@MeltingHeartsWaxMelts 7 жыл бұрын

Nadine Ducca 😩😩😂😂not once have I ever felt bad for Rose!

@TheNadinucca 7 жыл бұрын

LOL I sometimes feel sorry for her. But the "thank God, I thought you'd never shut up" is so brutal I die laughing each time I see it.

@chloeevans2569 5 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who cracked up at the silence before that

@Alusnovalotus 4 жыл бұрын

Nadine Ducca real tough love

@jazzinikki01 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@missm8067 6 жыл бұрын

“WHAT!? The parrots don’t get a world? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!” 😂😂😂

@armoricain 5 жыл бұрын

No, it's "...the parrots don't get a world?..."

@missm8067 5 жыл бұрын

armoricain Thanks I didn’t catch that was what my comment said...

@twelve-fourty-eight6084 3 жыл бұрын

" Blanche, you caught me sneaking out of the kitchen naked with the Oreo in my mouth. we have no secrets. Now ask your damn question." My Dorothy line of all time 😂😂😂

@mahmamia5100 Жыл бұрын

"Blanche, you caught me sneaking out of the kitchen naked with the Oreo in my mouth." WHAT THE HELL GOES ON AT NIGHT IN THIS HOUSE?!

@danshari5975 4 жыл бұрын

I adore Bea Arthur! Dorothy Zbornak, my favourite golden girl! "Who was your father, Rose, Michael Landon?!?!" Awesome!!!

@cmclayton1986 3 жыл бұрын

" Blanche you caught me sneaking out of the kitchen with an Oreo in my mouth " 🤣🤣🤣

@Dani..663 5 жыл бұрын

When she wakes up to the priest blessing her is so funny 😂

@Fee212 4 жыл бұрын

Subtle first class acting..... Not a word said.

@aileenblas7669 4 жыл бұрын

They cut that from the Hallmark channel broadcast, but it's intact on Hulu. That scene is hysterical! 😂

@Heavenzvoice 6 жыл бұрын

When Dorothy eats the maple sugar molasses rice crispy log, the way she bends over from all the sugar... it really is believable ... “ tell me Rose, do any of your children have their own teeth?!!!!”

@cmclayton1986 5 жыл бұрын

Angelofmusic Wonder It was like her whole mouth hurt.

@lnteIIigence 4 жыл бұрын

You forgot the honey! It's not sweet enough without the honey! The fact that I'm a dentist is irrelevant.

@geraldwarren6438 4 жыл бұрын

Has anyone ever made that sweet log I wonder!?!

@thegoldengirlsfanclub4429 4 жыл бұрын

@@geraldwarren6438 I'm sure the new cookbook will have a recipe.

@candicehoneycutt4318 3 жыл бұрын

The Golden Girls Fan Club There's a cookbook??

@kaylabear4696 5 жыл бұрын

"I'll risk it" I would say the same thing too if I was sleep deprived

@esmi0136 3 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite scenes: Stan crying: "I lost it, Dorothy!" Dorothy pauses: "You never had it, Stan."

@desertrose1226 2 жыл бұрын

😂 😆 😂

@chrisjackson1889 11 ай бұрын

Stan - 😭 Dorothy- 😐

@sandiego2380 8 ай бұрын

Blanche: My family had a few dollars and I loved them dearly, but when you get right down to it, basically they were trash'

@jannapitts4356 7 жыл бұрын

I love it when the short asks "Oh great what are we having?"And there is a long pause and she says "....Short ribs..."

@Alusnovalotus 4 жыл бұрын

Janna Pitts the ‘short’ ?!?!

@12Blueace 4 жыл бұрын

alus nova Dr. Johnathan Newman

@lisab7977 Жыл бұрын

Ironically, he breaks up with rose because she is not Jewish. Seems as though he would never eat ribs of any kind, or shrimp 🤷🏼‍♀️

@XxBabyGurlLovexX 7 жыл бұрын

Rose: "Dorothy, you're sleeping with a liar." Dorothy: "Don't worry about it Rose; most of the people I've slept with were liars." LMAO 😂😂😂👍

@mchan2141 5 жыл бұрын

Shes a savage

@nuckinfuts7610 4 жыл бұрын

And a gangsta. 😁

@shutupandsleep6728 4 жыл бұрын

*And a Goddess*

@rexcorvorum4262 4 жыл бұрын

All true

@chloehughes292 Жыл бұрын

The firSt was Stan 😂

@blinderII 7 жыл бұрын

Wow, that woman sure knew how to deliver her lines! She was the best, and my favorite of the 4 of them!!

@mochs62512 8 жыл бұрын

what?! the parrots don't get a world?!! lol I love that line

@MeltingHeartsWaxMelts 7 жыл бұрын

megan ochs 😂😂😆😆

@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735 5 жыл бұрын

Hey, terrific sex is better than nothing.

@whiterain2546 4 жыл бұрын

Favorite

@simmerguy813 4 жыл бұрын

NorthernStal The famously unknown penguin here’s to terrific sex... and the dumb blonde who’s not gonna get any

@verkaforever 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe that wasn't sarcasm- maybe she likes parrots.

@edwardwilliams1772 5 жыл бұрын

my favorite episode is when Stan and his brother Ted came over and Dorothy said to Stan go hug a landmine😂😂😂😂😂

@kimberlylange2837 4 жыл бұрын

I scream every time I hear it😝

@cookieinnadress9709 3 жыл бұрын

I can 🥫 hear that line over and over and over again. And I do. 🙂🙂🙂🙂

@desertrose1226 2 жыл бұрын

I love the end of that “the guy in the blue jacket.. he’s impotent. Bon appetit”!

@zentierra7803 4 жыл бұрын

I think it is quite a testament of just how iconic and appealing this show continues to be, when this video was originally published in 2009 and now, ten years later, people are _still_ watching and commenting. Long live the Golden Girls! ♥♥♥♥

@One-Day-After-Another 19 күн бұрын

I remember in the early 90s when it was being run weekdays in syndication... Just after it got canceled on NBC... I remember thinking... this is going to be another "I love lucy" show that never stops being aired... I just knew it was that good. I was right.

@rachelfairfield8755 9 жыл бұрын

she mentioned Michael Landon haha I knew she would coz Rose was talking the exact words of little house on the prairie

@andressoto9982 5 жыл бұрын

This show was by far one of the best of them all. Period. The script, directiing and the 4 actresses were terrific!

@jasongibson3496 7 жыл бұрын

I love Bea Arthur and I personally believe that Bea could never hate anyone. They may got on each other nerves on the set sometimes, but all four of them loved each other equally. Even her son Matthew Saks stated that Bea was friends with everybody on the set and all seven seasons Bea and Betty would eat lunch in the studio cafeteria. I choose not to believe in tabloid rumors or hearsay from people that were not on The Golden Girls set.

@LA-wz5pj 5 жыл бұрын

Bea was the best, loved her💞

@ruadhrose 4 жыл бұрын

Kefou Kefak Bea said as much as she loved the show and hated leaving it but she wanted more free time to do her own projects. Committing to a regular seasonal show like Golden Girls is very time consuming. I mean they’re filming 7-8 months out of the year doesn’t leave much time for other projects.

@RatedArggg 4 жыл бұрын

Even if they fought, it's nobody's business but theirs.

@geneviasims7617 4 жыл бұрын

Bea also stated that she preferred singing over acting and that was her truest love.. Check out her Intimate Portrait its in here

@Alusnovalotus 4 жыл бұрын

Kefou Kefak ironic that she’s THE iconic face we remember when ‘golden girls’ is mentioned.

@TheKilleenRoo 12 жыл бұрын

"May I take your height--HAT?!?"

@LilPetit 5 жыл бұрын

Dorothy: "Oh ma, this is so lovely. And so familiar! This is mine!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@nelsonwilliams6387 4 жыл бұрын

"May I take your height?" Gets me everytime.

@quinneishahood2259 3 жыл бұрын

I never knew how funny some sarcasm can be. Dorothy and Sophia.

@kaylabear4696 5 жыл бұрын

" may I take your height HAT" get me everytime😂😂😂

@katg9507 5 жыл бұрын

I heart Kayla bear Was just thinking that!

@mahhubbard 4 жыл бұрын

I miss Bea she was the best.

@Bariom_dome 5 жыл бұрын

What?! The parrots don't get a world?! Now this is outrageous!!

@annsullivan9706 8 жыл бұрын

My favorite episodes were the Stan episodes. Dorothy slamming the door is his face was priceless She would also make the best faces

@Heavenzvoice 8 жыл бұрын

Yeah I like that line too!

@en1909s9iah 4 жыл бұрын

hey it's me Stan

@tenisfin 4 жыл бұрын

You're wasting your time Stanley. I'm familiar with the big gun. . . . . . . . . one of my favorite scenes in the whole series!

@alysononoahu8702 3 жыл бұрын

Omg that door slam

@desertrose1226 2 жыл бұрын

I’d like to do that to a fair few piggy men I’ve known.

@bobsaget5985 4 жыл бұрын

Blanche: Now if I could just manage to rope myself a doctor! Dorothy: Honey I don’t think there’s enough sugar left in the bowl.... 🔥😆

@harvestcheddar0 4 жыл бұрын

“What!? The parrots don’t get a world?” I forgot that one, amazing 😂

@jabberwockygeode1384 5 жыл бұрын

5:14 I died with the astrodome joke!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@elgrigorio1 4 жыл бұрын

Rose: Who's back? Dorothy: O.J. Simpson Rose! Hahahahahaha

@musicaltheatergeek79 12 жыл бұрын

"WHAT?! The parrots don't get a world?" I thought the same thing. Also, when Rose named the ferrets Fluffy, Muffy, Buffy, and Joanne. "Joanne?!"

@shadowweaver3693 7 жыл бұрын

rose, how many head wounds have u had 😂😂😂 omg i had tears!!! the look on her face too omg hilarious

@ThomasHarding1990 7 жыл бұрын

SUCH an effing AMAZING actress!

@sbrooks729 5 жыл бұрын

If you got a stallion eating oats out your hand, best close the gate before you give him the suga

@0413dec 8 жыл бұрын

"Rose, do you have any idea how weird you are?" Lol! Pretty much sums it up. Lol.

@Heavenzvoice 8 жыл бұрын

Once Rose said one of her dumb lines and Dorothy asked her, " what is wrong with you woman!!! ?????"

@MsBrowning26 8 жыл бұрын

+Tami Hayes lol

@neil4817 7 жыл бұрын

"The Festival of the dancing sturgeons" Episode 21 season 6.

@eej1983able 5 жыл бұрын

Welcome to my life lol

@johnfire3194 5 жыл бұрын

Who was your father, Rose? Michael Landon? 😂😂😂

@missm8067 6 жыл бұрын

“Not a word, Blanche!” 😂😂😂

@wesleyryan812 4 жыл бұрын

The priest sprinkling holy water was hilarious

@devontemorrison2926 7 жыл бұрын

WHAT!!!!! the parrots don't get a world this is outrageous lmao luv dorothy R.i.p Dorothy

@ambiakhamaly9950 4 жыл бұрын

Bea Arthur was the best

@victoriathorne8252 2 жыл бұрын

Rest In Peace Golden Girls

@Heavenzvoice 10 жыл бұрын

What!!!! The parrots don't get a world????? This is lunacy!!!

@kingprince8441 8 жыл бұрын

lol yassss

@yahyaalsabahi8358 5 жыл бұрын

As Mr. Krabs would say, “that’s mutiny”

@fuchsraeude1294 5 жыл бұрын

First SJW comment ever

@by_jaya3606 8 жыл бұрын

Rose is so sweet!!! I want her as my grandma!!!

@bettycogswell9851 5 жыл бұрын

I loved Bea Arthur...

@joniahdemarco3371 4 жыл бұрын

Pre-emptive burns are so underappreciated. 😆

@leahsizemore1154 7 жыл бұрын

classic Dorothy :) always will be my favorite golden girl ( am 18 and they make me laugh so much and name me smile i wish she and blanch and estalle were alive :(

@BOREDOM6969 5 жыл бұрын

When you know what happen before Dorothy said "short ribs" u probably rolled on the floor laughing

@infinityjameslopez1514 4 жыл бұрын

What!? The parrots don't get world!? This is outrageous!!!

@elainepalumbo9837 5 ай бұрын

I watch old reruns every night. They never get old ❤❤❤

@nikgeo8690 6 жыл бұрын

Surgery for what? For kicks Rose LoL

@ashleyguessferd14 4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao “for kicks rose” 😂

@joanpacilan1538 4 жыл бұрын

Rose: So i can get them to see sea world, reptile word, gator world and parrot village Dorothy: What!? The parrots don't get a world?

@aydenstorm7041 Жыл бұрын

"WHAT?! The parrots don't get a world?! This is outrageous!"

@TheNauma 3 жыл бұрын

"Like what Rose? Squeezing the cows too hard... ?"😂😂😂

@crystalgrose 5 жыл бұрын

BLANCHE: I have been had. DOROTHY: I know, and you still didn't get the part. LOL!!!!!!!!!

@jeffthompson549 6 жыл бұрын

4:50 parrots dont get a world? this is an absolute scream.

@danshari5975 4 жыл бұрын

Dorothy: “Who was your father, Rose, Michael Landon?!?”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@devindoesanything7257 6 жыл бұрын

Thank God I never thought you'll shut up always gets to me

@PhillipNelson2015 12 жыл бұрын

oh my God I'm storming out to the bathroom.

@mora_007 5 жыл бұрын

1:09 to 1:37 i wanted to kill Rose Rose: "How big a man is shouldn't make or break a relationship." Dorothy: "Not a word Blanche!" Blanche: "Now if i could just rope myself a doctor that easily." Dorothy: "Honey i dont think there's that much sugar left in the bowl.

@sho9214 4 жыл бұрын

Mo Ra what does it mean sugar in the bowl

@Alusnovalotus 4 жыл бұрын

Mo Ra you are a true Dorothy fan

@Alusnovalotus 4 жыл бұрын

Sho mostly sexual innuendo for allure. And the fact that she’s given it away so much, there’s not much left in the bowl 🤭😉😈

@benleung6331 3 жыл бұрын

@@sho9214 Earlier in the episode, Blanche's niece recalled the "life lesson" she learn from Blanche: "When you've got a stallion eating oats out your hand, best close the gate before you give him the sugar". That was when Lucy met a doctor on her flight to Miami and immediately going out with him after landing, meaning she should act fast when someone is interested. Dorothy's quote suggested Blanche, probably at her age, won't have much to offer to any stallion.

@elenachristian9860 6 жыл бұрын

Julia Sugarbaker and Dorothy Zbornak. Imagine.

@damianfavreau8512 6 жыл бұрын

Elena Christian which episode is that?

@dezeraejames5255 4 жыл бұрын

@@damianfavreau8512 Dixie Carter never guest starred. She meant imagine those two together in an episode.

@sammiepittman3130 Жыл бұрын

Blanche: I’ve got this part in this sack. Rose: she means in the bag Dorothy: (with not one ounce of sarcasm) No honey she means in the sack 😂😂😂😂

@chloeevans2569 5 жыл бұрын

“May I take your height?”lol

@kylej2569 3 жыл бұрын

I always wanted to hear those scary stories Dorothy told Gloria as children

@djquinn4825 8 жыл бұрын

If you've seen the Disney XD cartoon "Wander Over Yonder", one of the main characters, Sylvia, is a creature called a Zbornak, her species being named after Bea Arthur's character.

@matthewboyd68 8 жыл бұрын

+Dj Quinn and her mother is called dorothy

@mwar609 8 жыл бұрын

She also played Elvis Presley's grandmother in the 1986 TV movie "Elvis and Me" by Priscilla Presley

@mwar609 8 жыл бұрын

+M War Elvis called her "Dodger"

@RatedArggg 4 жыл бұрын

What's so funny about snickerdoodles? They're the most delicious cookies ever invented.

@crystalgrose 5 жыл бұрын

Thank you for putting the names of each episode on the clips. Makes the episode easy to find :)

@curioussoul7500 5 жыл бұрын

Where do you find entire episode

@geraldwarren6438 5 жыл бұрын

Appreciate the titles also@

@geraldwarren6438 5 жыл бұрын

@mwwhatever 4 жыл бұрын

0:38 - "no honey, she means in the sack"

@gail8790 2 жыл бұрын

Dorothy and her mum were outstanding. The best!!!!!

@emilys8971 5 жыл бұрын

May I take your height? Hat?! 😆

@eej1983able 5 жыл бұрын

That one makes me howl

@terrymckay9776 4 жыл бұрын

Short ribs. Shrimp

@aslscott78 5 жыл бұрын

Dorothy’s voice sounded deeper in season 1

@tfgreenplanespotter9231 11 ай бұрын

8:24 😂😂😂 what are we screaming at

@EphemeralProductions 9 жыл бұрын

I can't believe this! I have been had! I know. And ya still didn't get the part. LMAO!!

@rezkitty397 7 жыл бұрын

classic Dorothy 😊😄😄😄😄💚👍

@adrianrigor9878 4 жыл бұрын

What an early shade on OJ Simpson 😂

@phoenixnyc 8 жыл бұрын

9:48 - Dorothy's roommate is played by Anne Haney, a wonderful character actress who was taken from us much too soon (died in 2001, age 67).

@musicmister9112 8 жыл бұрын

+phoenixnyc she was also in mrs doubtfire

@Alusnovalotus 8 жыл бұрын

+phoenixnyc And she was also Mrs. meechum in Mama's family.

@cocoafemme47 4 жыл бұрын

@@AlusnovalotusYep....Alberta Meechum.

@alysononoahu8702 3 жыл бұрын

She seemed lovely

@phoenixnyc 3 жыл бұрын

@@alysononoahu8702 If you can get your hands on Star Trek: The Next Generation's "The Survivors", and Star Trek: Deep Space Nine's Dax, she plays two polar opposite characters....just so wonderful to watch in both.

@ObiWanBillKenobi Ай бұрын

0:27 I couldn’t stop my brain from thinking the motion Blanche was making was rapid-swiping on her smart phone (in 1985) to find a picture to show. Very telling of 2024.

@leannsherman6723 27 күн бұрын

“Hello. I’m Dr. Jonathan Newman.” “Are you absolutely sure?” 😂😂😂

@MrEdOliiver 4 жыл бұрын

God bless Bea Arthur!

@montygreen6228 Жыл бұрын

May I take your height ! . That line gets me every time.

@beachesoverthere15 12 жыл бұрын

loved this!

@sunnydizzle79 14 жыл бұрын

ty 4 posting.

@alecvenom4311 5 жыл бұрын

3:13 may I take your height uh hat 🎩

@mariagoretti9491 3 жыл бұрын

What!!! the parents don't get a world!!

@ZukoBond18 9 ай бұрын

3:40 shows exactly how well Dorothy knows Blanche. 🤣😂😆

@ToniisnowMF 7 жыл бұрын

I Know & You Still Didn't Get The Part😂😂😂

@rockelllambert9545 7 жыл бұрын

thanks for the good show

@cannedmusic 3 жыл бұрын

Gator World. Never thought one icon would be bringing up something that's been explored by an abandoned explorer on KZfaq. Ther irony of being reminded of one KZfaq clip by another.