the pregnant toaster just posted an update in the FB group! Her husband tested negative, she had a UTI, not an STD

You ladies absolutely slayed the Dear Toasters segment today

I hope the first dear toaster requested a re-test, just to make sure there was no error.

Nothing bring me more joy than the conversation about the days of the week and the way we feel! I totally got shocked by it being Thursday this week😅

I teach fifth grade and the Ludacris video is our favorite. I say Llama Llama and they yell red pajama and then get quiet 😂😂 loved that part today

"A conjunction is a love story." This gave me chills and I do not know why.

Noooo! Should have asked to be retested before being treated, false positives/human errors are common. Happened to me! OB opened a lawsuit on the lab due to the family damages it could cause.

We need a Toast House Miami, Toast House NYC, Toast House LA, Toast House Austin!

Wait I love llama llama red pajama “mama llama is always near, even if she’s not right here” makes me lose it every time 😭

9pm west coast kardashians

Jackie’s “Keenan’s Uber Driver” is that she used to postmate avocado toast

I’m almost done with the redheads book club pick & I wouldn’t have picked this on my own so thanks for rec because it’s so interesting & I agree with Jax, I would stop & Google some new tingss I’m learning because it’s so interesting how things were done back in those days. Learning a lot, can’t wait to finish it ❤

Jackie said nothing but her face said it all during the reading and explanation of the second dear toasters. jackie's face is all of our faces

more life was when Carl was in his major f boy era and his response to everything anyone said to him in the house was “no stress more life” literally every single episode he said it. i think it was season 2 or 3!

I’m so mad about the photographer that I’m about to try and find her ig

The mention of Power 106 LA.. as a West Coast Tostada warmed my heart. I'm multi faceted. I love the toast and also brown bag both the pod and the morning show 😅🤣 Porque no los dos? 🤷‍♀️

My mom says millennials invented push presents 37+5 😅 so much gratitude for this daily watch Love, a Jewish Tostada

My two and three year old are currently obsessed with Llama llama. Can't wait to put the song on for them. Thanks Jax

You guys are on fire today

That radio show has had multiple rappers rap Llama Llama Red Pajama! My favorite is Glorilla’s lol

You will absolutely go down the Lisa See rabbit hole. SO many beautiful stories.

The story behind Love You Forever is TRAGIC. The author wrote it after his wife had her second still birth 🥺

I will get remarried to have another Bach party at Toast House!! THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!

Not my tostada brain thinking your the title was referencing the song El Camaleón! 😂

the way I loved rainbow fish as a kid but haven't looked at it the same since

They definitely have conjunction and CONTRACTION confused.

Okay am i the only person who thinks the photog just posted the photos bc she’s a photographer and is sharing her work and the caption has nothing to do with the pix?? That’s really common I feel like

Love both of your outfits today!! 😍

First dear toasters story!!! Same thing happened to my friend. She KNEW her husband didn’t cheat. They were so perplexed. She got a call from the doctor days later that they mixed up her results with another patient!!!

How the heck do I get the swirlies to read my submission !!! I’ve been through multiple crisis and still haven’t gotten help!

The first Dear Toasters I'm SHOOK girls

It’s pretty well-known that Trista was gone filming Special Forces

West coast toaster here and we get The Kardashians at 9pm Wednesdays!😮☺️

Two things!! 1. People’ll (people will) is a contraction not a conjunction! 2. Do people get push presents even when they get a c-section?

Jackie is gargggous with the hair, clothes and pink! Best Dressed

For the dear toaster #1 her doctor should’ve given a prescription for her husband as well if she has it he 100% has it too no matter where it came from he has it and she will keep getting it if he doesn’t get a prescription too!!

When Carl gets blackout drunk, he says “more life” a Drake quote in a lot of arguments and it just always PISSES whoever he is arguing with off

I feel like if the kardashians just said the episodes come out Thursdays instead of Wednesday, they would avoid all the angry hoopla haha. Because technically, it’s out midnight on Thursday. Although I watch Wednesday nights because I’m west coast

TOAST HOUSE yes please

Please do Toast house! That would be the best bachelorette party!

The rumor is that Trista was filming a competition reality show, special forces most likely. Which is why he was so cryptic in his post, but also I agree with Trudy. He didn’t need to share at all.

Omg the rainbow fish realization is so funny to me bc I had it too when I was nannying and read it for the first time in forever!

@ Jackie gotta read Pout Pout Fish it’ll rock your world

i love the entourage talk!!

Professsssssional photog here of 18+ years.. buying or booking photos doesn’t mean you own them Jax :) copyright law protects who made them as the outright owner and everyone has they own release agreements but yes, crazy caption- especially if by chance she hadn’t signed a photo release which she could definitely state in defense to take it down the damage of being offended is already done. Best way to approach it is to tell the photographer you are upset and use it as leverage to get another photo session deal done because most professionals want repeat clients who are happy with them. But, I also switched to non portrait photography even before the filter craze happened because unfortunately; a lot of people do actually hate how they look, pick apart portraits, and it’s impossible to please everyone when they are used to smiling for selfie mode.

Alls fair in love and loopholes should have been the title

Completely agree with the Summer House West take👏🏽👏🏽

The day I learned that Turtle was based on Randall on entourage 🤯

Ali Manno was gone too and for the same amount of time.. I’m sure it was the same thing.

for Dear toaster I have seen this and they mixed up the tests or it was a false positive. I would ask for a retest

every time i hear the song karma chameleon i think about rita from dexter

LADIES it’s a little shocking the lack of knowledge around STDs. Definitely retest.

It’s skimp…. Not skim. Dear lord.

Hi! When will the last drop of the girly tees ship? Thanks in advance ❤

I get the Kardashians at 9pm! And it’s great lol

Why not make the husband get tested? Wouldn’t he get a positive if he gave it to her?

Kardashians @ 9pm West Coast 😌

pls go back and watch carl’s more life season (I think season 3), he just could not stop saying it in any and every situation. it was hilarious but also sad in retrospect

LA Toaster here, we get the episode at 9pm! NTB (not to brag)

I feel so seen with the Llama Llama comments from Claudia😂 I HATE that book. Go to your child???

More Life is a Drake album from 2017, Carl was just trying to be cool back in the day and say that bc Drake says it in his songs. It’s just stuck as his tag since but that’s the reference

Llama Llama Red Pajama > The Rainbow Fish. That damn little blue fish is the worst! Also, Pete The Cat and his new white shoes. The moral of that story shouldn’t be just keep walking, it should be to watch where you’re going! I mean, how many times is he going to step in shit? Pay 👏🏽attention 👏🏽 please 👏🏽

“I’m going to pee in my pants”

Noooo not the vinnie chase slander! 😢

To the first dear toaster!!! Ask for a retest!!! You will be shocked at how common lab mishaps are. Your lab sample more than likely got mixed with someone elses.

“Kind of a big day to be a Hailey”🥰

Trista went to film Special Forces. It wasn't that serious but he definitely went overboard with his posts. He really misses her and could barely function apparently since he's never been away from her.

I think the most overrated children’s book is Goodnight Moon, there’s a part in there that doesn’t rhyme and throws the whole thing off and I refuse to read it anymore 😂

The new kardashians comes out on weds at 9pm

I hate the llama books and I hate the pigeon books

My friend got an STD and that how she found out her husband cheated. I hate that but not sure you can get it another way. I don’t want that on my google search. 😮 Sorry! 😢

I know u hate us, but the Seattle Swirlies watch the Kardashians at 9

Ted Mosby, another INSUFFERABLE protagonist

The DT caption holy fuck

Rumor has it Trista was cast on the next season of Special Forces.

More life Carl = non - sober carl

DEAR TOASTER - Husband needs to get his bloodwork done and check his blood sugar and so does she.

west coast toaster … Kardashian’s does in fact come out at 9pm Wednesday 🫣 I guess we’re lucky

Take the kids back home! 💀

I was really hoping the girls would apologize for the Pope comments today. I feel like they can do better about talking about the Christian religion so negligent.

Please stop talking about yourselves. You guys have lost me as a listener. Like, give content, not your daily agendas. So annoying. Ew