YOU’RE NOT MY GENERAL! (GTA Online)

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8 жыл бұрын

► Watch more GTA HERE: bit.ly/SarkGTA ◄
Hard to top a good road trip with pals. Relaxing on the open road, enjoying a coastal breeze, and sorting out the modus operandi of all the serial killers you know is pure bliss.
Forgot about this one! HERE'S the cracker vid Hutch was thinking of: • Video
And here's my FB post about the stunt driving course: goo.gl/8A3BWG
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ENDSONG
‘Azalea’ - MDK
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MUSIC
‘Für Elise’ - Beethoven
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‘Jab’ - Mike Koenig
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‘wooshs 04 (medium)’ - toyoto
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Пікірлер: 859

@MrCid0502 5 жыл бұрын

Adams calling card would be empty pistachio shells.

@TheMrSark 5 жыл бұрын

**slow clap**

@wuftchan8299 4 жыл бұрын

wha?

@LC_JSE 4 жыл бұрын

Wuft Chan Adam loves eating pistachios.

@InternetTAB 4 жыл бұрын

isn't that just evidence left at the scene?

@dammbenderisgreat 4 жыл бұрын

@@InternetTAB well they are shells that have no dna on them

@j.mckerch4320 7 жыл бұрын

Can we just appreciate for a moment how fucking amazing it is that these guys still play games together for our enjoyment? Respawn lives on friends.

@DoomNeb 7 жыл бұрын

They are the trio from heaven.

@passiveplayz7415 5 жыл бұрын

its even better when we get all four respawn guys. like in Sark's pubg videos

@tejbz 7 жыл бұрын

omg I remember the coughing. Jeeeeeez! Sark video on point!!

@Soarin_Skys 7 жыл бұрын

Sark's calling card would be leaving a letter that always refers to Machinima.

@PunisherGaming23 7 жыл бұрын

Reminding people that that person is as dead as Machinima

@Bears4everyone 7 жыл бұрын

Or a letter talking about his nam days.

@crilent29 7 жыл бұрын

+betatalk357 except for there mom

@crilent29 7 жыл бұрын

+Crilent *their

@archpanda7127 7 жыл бұрын

+Betatalk357 I remember this quote but I cant remember where it is from.

@BigJigglyPanda 7 жыл бұрын

lmfao this shit is hilarious

@pdawg7554 7 жыл бұрын

HELLO

@gettingmitches1323 7 жыл бұрын

Love your videos

@PalmBlaster 7 жыл бұрын

Im a big Fan

@Grid433 7 жыл бұрын

oh hey jiggly

@jeen1355 7 жыл бұрын

Anthonyy!!!!!

@123Comrade 7 жыл бұрын

How does Sark not have 10 million subs? His editing and humour is second to none... He had the same exposure as Nanners at respawn and now chills with Vanoss and crew. He deserves more :( Also I'm a Vietnamese rice farmer who survived the flamethrower attack on my straw house...

@Assasensation 7 жыл бұрын

I think his uploads are less frequent which I don't mind but seem to hinder him in gaining as many subs as vanoss ect. However Sark cares more about the quality of the content which I love

@PackinGaming 7 жыл бұрын

He does a lot of editing which means he can't upload like everyday and youtube promotes channels that upload a lot

@mrburtbox9446 7 жыл бұрын

If he doesn't upload as much the KZfaq algorithm doesn't push his channel as hard as it does with others, his preference to ensure quality over daily uploads is the reason Sark doesn't have more subscribers.

@TheOdd 7 жыл бұрын

Wow, you're a dedicated fan, Sark burnt down your house in Nam and you still watch his videos, hats off to you.

@ivain8704 7 жыл бұрын

As others have said, he uploads too infrequently. The youtube algorithm prefers at least 1 10-min video per day for ideal channel promotion.

@MegaBrAnDoN04 7 жыл бұрын

Even when sark was a kid, he was having Nam flashbacks.

@Clay11_ 7 жыл бұрын

huh, didn't think atlas was that old to yell "DADDY!" across the house.

@Clay11_ 7 жыл бұрын

yeah, how old you you think he is now?

@TheMrSark 7 жыл бұрын

He just turned 2. Crazy eh?

@Userext47 7 жыл бұрын

Mr Sark you need to start a retirement fund for him

@Clay11_ 7 жыл бұрын

yeah thats CRAZY THAT YOU RESPONDED...

@Misophor 7 жыл бұрын

And suddenly I realize I have no idea when children are able to start walking or talking.

@TheMrSark 7 жыл бұрын

I totally forgot about the episode of Wrecknology with the cracker-blowing! I added an annotation when Hutch mentions it, a link in the description, and while I'm at it, here: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fNNnY8pi1dywaXk.htmlm27s

@Hoodiny1950 7 жыл бұрын

Please do more that was great

@cameronross2761 7 жыл бұрын

you can be my general sark

@dustinmartin4965 7 жыл бұрын

you are honestly one of the best comedian gamers that exist. you are genuinely a very funny guy

@aliciam.4640 7 жыл бұрын

Nice video sark

@Fiddlesticks86 7 жыл бұрын

I also drive and fly with the controller and walk and shoot with the keyboard and mouse =D

@landonp9829 10 ай бұрын

this video is my therapy bi-monthly video where it feels like im hanging out with them. adam and sark were my childhood

@GaminDudeCode 7 жыл бұрын

1:34 Some great parallel parking Sark.

@TheMrSark 7 жыл бұрын

I know! So lame that they won't give me my license.

@generalamsel4743 7 жыл бұрын

+Mr Sark what those asshats dont even know how awesome of a driver you are.

@lorddeathkyram9596 7 жыл бұрын

+Mr Sark get Beck together with Vanoss and the gang

@alexyu5983 7 жыл бұрын

The respawn inbox flashback. Ahh the memories.

@Fishbeaverduck 7 жыл бұрын

That urged me to go back and rewatch respawn. Again.

@dylanstratton4201 7 жыл бұрын

i cried watching those from all of the laughter

@samuelmargin8569 7 жыл бұрын

OH SHIT THAT JUST TRIGGERED A VIETNAM FLASHBACK

@WhiteyHD 7 жыл бұрын

i just came to post the same thing haha. Miss those days for sure

@itsStawny 7 жыл бұрын

That last like 2 minutes of the video is some of the best Sark, Nanners, and Hutch moment i've heard

@bearpaw5675 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine coughing into your buddy’s mouth in this day and age

@raicrush 3 жыл бұрын

Covid Party!!!!

@yodawgzgaming4416 3 жыл бұрын

Sark's parenting style legitimately amazes me. It's so funny yet down to earth and wholesome

@DreamieQueen 7 жыл бұрын

I bet Atlas will say 'You're not my general' too, someday... just wait for it.

@MrRyan215 7 жыл бұрын

Sark had flashbacks from Nam even as a child, "You're not my General!"

@12stepsbeyondtheeventhorizon 5 жыл бұрын

God I never get tired of re-watching older Sark videos...hands down one of the best channels on YT.

@Radiofreak141 3 жыл бұрын

I still come back to this vid every few months and I still laugh so hard and its been 4 years

@Radiofreak141 3 жыл бұрын

4 years and afew months later still funny

@akumuryuu 7 жыл бұрын

I've said it in Nanners' version of this, but his calling card would be leaving a bunch of pistacho shells on a crime scene.

@TheProfProfessor 7 жыл бұрын

He'd leave a hula girl

@sarcasticgooner884 7 жыл бұрын

I honestly get the biggest nostalgia trip when these three play together. I don't know why their chemistry is so good, but I don't think I've ever been bored by a video featuring them. Love you Papa Sark.

@zabloing4120 7 жыл бұрын

SARK VID=STOP EVERYTHING YOURE DOING AND WATCH THE VIDEO

@luwinkre2371 7 жыл бұрын

true. I was going to jerk off but youtube noticed me that sark has new video so I am here right now

@patricktrimble7954 7 жыл бұрын

LU, why not do both?

@luwinkre2371 7 жыл бұрын

+Patrick Trimble no need, sark video makes me cum without jerking off

@benpoulteney10 7 жыл бұрын

Preach.

@jumperxshotz 7 жыл бұрын

same

@derajtheyuler7101 5 жыл бұрын

I’ve watched this so many times, I still watch it just for the general story...

@itmahanh 7 жыл бұрын

I want to thank you for still doing vids of GTA. I started watching youtube for GTA vids (after my bloody system crashed - thanks for the upload that fried my system Playstation!!!) So many other youtubers have left it saying it's old and there's nothing new to do. But you Mr. Sark prove them wrong! It's not so much the material that the game offers but rather the person that's playing and how you, in particular, find and make new things each vid. Please keep them coming for old-timers like me. Love ya!

@theberns3655 2 жыл бұрын

Years later and Sark's videos are still exquisite.

@Asaski09 7 жыл бұрын

One of my favourite things about these GTA vids is your ability to head to any place on the map that might normally be boring to hang around and make it hugely entertaining with a little imagination and the banter you guys have. Top-tier stuff as ever, Mr Sark.

@Moondog911 3 жыл бұрын

This is my favourite video of all time. I come here once every year because I know by the end I will be gasping for air. Thank you sark for being such an amazing person, putting so much effort into making quality content with a vibe of honesty and genuineness thats hard to find in this platform.

@Moondog911 2 жыл бұрын

Came back again this year: Couldn't stop laughing

@khristcobain8977 7 жыл бұрын

I know I'm just one small comment, but on the small off chance that you read this Sark I'd like to let you know that you make me really happy. I would absolutely love if you were to upload more GTA with Nanners and Hutch.

@TheMrSark 7 жыл бұрын

I read everything. Glad you're enjoying the party.

@jgrizwald 7 жыл бұрын

Youre awesome for making Khrist's day!

@TheJavierMartinez88 3 жыл бұрын

6:36 What a good times when you could cough in someone else without anyone losing their mind.

@eg7591 4 жыл бұрын

Had to rewatch after seeing Sark released his “You’re Not My General” 2.0 Shirts!!

@ridwana4037 7 жыл бұрын

"No booger sugar, no way" - Seananners 2016

@SirBladewind 7 жыл бұрын

Hey Sark. Just wanted to say I've had a bad few weeks and your videos always make me feel better. Thanks for doin what you do!

@jappy234 3 жыл бұрын

the coughing bit.... couldn't imagine this in these times right now. seen a hundred times, but cringed for the first time today. still love it.

@Uploaded1995 7 жыл бұрын

Sark you deserve more subs, your humor and the time you put into editing really pays off.

@PN15NotAvailable 2 жыл бұрын

The coughing skit reminds me that we were never fucking ready for Covid-19, Jesus Christ. But glorious times we have had indeed.

@SlimCogniito 7 жыл бұрын

It really is great to have all 3 of you just shooting the shit on vids, no matter the game or subject. Love these.

@Doctor_Sirus 7 жыл бұрын

I really like this one. Just three dudes chilling about and telling stories. It was relaxing. I'd love to see more videoes like this.

@hulksmash9903 2 жыл бұрын

Its 2022 and hearing "You're not my general" still makes me laugh.

@katerson 7 жыл бұрын

Easily my favourite Mr. Sark GTA video! Hilarious, especially the fact that it's just three best friends talking!! So natural and funny!

@SakraIgor0qNomoko 7 жыл бұрын

"You're not my general!" sounds like a good heckle during a reading of "O Captain! My Captain!"

@jimmyeatsom3375 6 жыл бұрын

Love coming back and watching the last few minutes of this one. Such a great conversation to listen to as a father of two toddler aged maniacs.

@LyingPieceOfCake 7 жыл бұрын

I love when they talk about the old days of Respawn, gives me some slight nostalgia.

@shanekenny2709 7 жыл бұрын

Sark! hearing the soundbite of your son made me smile from ear to ear. I'm so glad things are going your way in life, you really seem happy!

@HelloItsWillyBee 7 жыл бұрын

Dude these GTA videos are always hilarious. I've watched yours and nanners playlists at least 3 times over! Haven't started watching this yet because I don't have cereal (cinnamon crunch) boom

@shawnrobertdoyle5242 7 жыл бұрын

Sark, you always deliver such a consistently good quality of video. I subscribe to a lot of different KZfaqrs of varying genres, and even excellent creators I eventually tire of their form. I am always excited to see a Mr Sark video! I've been really enjoying the high frequency of vids lately too, but don't rush them! They're all amazing!

@lucymc6093 7 жыл бұрын

Sary and Nanners are my two fav youtubers, you guys never fail to make me laugh, love you guys :)

@danielflattum4443 7 жыл бұрын

This is one of the best videos I've seen in a while. Keep up the great work

@roadjunky210 7 жыл бұрын

The chemistry between these three is the greatest i have ever seen i love these guys together

@InsanityDancing 7 жыл бұрын

This video is so amazing no matter the perspective you watch it from. XD When I saw Nanner's video, I couldn't wait for Sark's version!

@mrjafroman17 7 жыл бұрын

I had to re watch half of that because the first time is was crying with laughter hahaha great video mate you and you guys rock.

@Gnagniel 3 жыл бұрын

6:23 this hits a little different in 2020

@MrFredrick1991 7 жыл бұрын

love the 3 of you , just that alone makes a good video

@oliverwilson6665 7 жыл бұрын

Man I love your videos sark you put so much effort in them and awesome! Don't stop

@124Nightwing 7 жыл бұрын

"I can see you dropping your broccoli on the floor, numbnuts." Oh my God, that made me laugh so hard.

@SaidYouStonez 7 жыл бұрын

These videos are sooo, soooo good! I wish these guys would never stop making videos

@Anom597 7 жыл бұрын

"There's steps here..." *Makes no attempt to stop* The lengths you go to for comedy are what keep me coming back, good sir.

@iDontLikeYourFace100 7 жыл бұрын

I could watch these hours on end and not get bored, the team back together!

@Lovely_Bean_ 7 жыл бұрын

When I heard Atlas calling out for his daddy, my heart melted in my chest.

@AK-ie3vf 7 жыл бұрын

I love me some story time with papa sark. Also the vids seem to coming hot and fast these days. Lovin it

@pwkis 2 жыл бұрын

That coughing bit would never fly today. Classic sark, love it.

@RaawHax 5 жыл бұрын

This is definitely in the top 5 of Sark vids, just for the banter quality

@theexecutioner5244 7 жыл бұрын

The best laughs I've had in a while. Thank you Sark, you've done it again.

@superdudekaboom 7 жыл бұрын

incredible i love these types of videos just stories of you guys haha

@yusufyahsi5153 7 жыл бұрын

One of the best vid I've ever watched thank you Mr. Sark.

@nightraven9258 7 жыл бұрын

omg that was so funny, Sark dies as his vehicle blows up while it's tumbling down the hill and when Sark respawns, his flaming vehicle goes sliding down the hill right in front of him XD

@Kyle_Hubbard 7 жыл бұрын

It's as if we both watched the same video.

@bomberman1012 7 жыл бұрын

That's nothing. H20 Delirious once blew up inside a helicopter, and when he spawned the wreckage of his helicopter landed on him and killed him again.

@davidj6599 7 жыл бұрын

It's as if no one here played gta V

@nightraven9258 7 жыл бұрын

whenever I died in GTAV, nothing like that ever happened to me, that's the main reason why I thought it was funny

@stu-tang5438 6 жыл бұрын

Can you link that video? I can't find it.

@VanDamnator65 2 жыл бұрын

I think I know what Hutch was talking about, Hutch was challenged by Bruce to eat a certain amount of crackers or he'd destroy a TV or console. As Hutch was chewing through the crackers, Sark (who was next to him) began to taunt him, which prompted Hutch to turn towards him, crackers in mouth, and spit some cracker dust into Sark's face, shutting him up.

@rockswiththepope 7 жыл бұрын

This has to be one of your best videos i reckon! Laughed so much! xx

@tacituskilgore3941 7 жыл бұрын

one of the best uploads thus far

@riaanmuller643 7 жыл бұрын

This is entertainment, Mr Sark this is perfect. Really enjoy your videos

@joceybear303 3 жыл бұрын

I cant help but watch this video every once in a while

@dylansmith2166 7 жыл бұрын

by far my favorite sark video

@MrSpannners 7 жыл бұрын

I have seen this on all three channels now and it is funny every time

@lars4738 7 жыл бұрын

Thanks sark, i really needed a good laugh right now!

@robertpalmer8080 4 жыл бұрын

Sark: "there's steps here" 0.025 seconds later: *crashes into literal steps*

@PatrickRobby Жыл бұрын

love the vids sark, hope you and the fam are still doin super well

@ezlyfe9762 7 жыл бұрын

love these video of you 3 just chilling,keep it up

@RadiantExemplar 7 жыл бұрын

3:56 Who else actually got jump scared by that fish?

@Hi.Im.Levi. 7 жыл бұрын

Totally

@yourgoodfellowquentin4418 7 жыл бұрын

He scares them to death!

@JoshuaProtz 7 жыл бұрын

We need more of this stuff. You guys just talking. Its great. Feels like old school days.

@hoppityhobbit1568 7 жыл бұрын

Finally this video is up! Now I get the General joke Nanners was making in the verdun vid. Atlas's voice is adorable though

@driver1140dg 7 жыл бұрын

I was just binge rewatching the inbox series! not exaggerating when I say truly timeless laughs. :D

@Sampopankki 7 жыл бұрын

Love that flashback of APL buffing up brown clouds, made my day.

@buklao4345 7 жыл бұрын

Those cutaways to respawn are so good please do more

@ksdans1452 7 жыл бұрын

awww man I don't want this video to end its so good

@pierces19941 7 жыл бұрын

I love that even after all these years, in the end, Hutch, Seananners and Sark still end up playing video games together and make everyone laugh along the way.

@conman2175 7 жыл бұрын

I was really sad and this made me better. thank you

@jasonstephens6050 3 жыл бұрын

Watching this video in 2020 gives it so many layers. Especially that coughing bit

@gamma00crucis 7 жыл бұрын

Sark-dad stories are hilarious

@kirii2668 7 жыл бұрын

Sark , ive never watched any of your videos before , but when i saw one on my recommended page . i started watching ur videos And i love them! In my opining , you earn a million more subscribers

@JustOneGuyProductions 3 жыл бұрын

Not even a million views and this video still is a staple in my sense of humor today. Legends in the making

@ginger80345 7 жыл бұрын

I've been waiting for this video to go up

@MiladGolshan 7 жыл бұрын

The only GTA series worth watching on youtube

@LearningandDevelopement 7 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite videos on youtube.

@datc00kiedoe 7 жыл бұрын

I appreciate you so much mr. sark. I just found out my grandpa has stage 4 lung cancer and only weeks to live and your video got my mind off of it. your videos have always been able to cheer me up and help get my head straight. you are an amazing creature sir. keep up the awesome work.