There Are Some Things Black People Just Don't Do. Smiley Joe Wiley

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25 күн бұрын

There are some things black people just don't do, or at least thats what Smiley Joe Wiley says in this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Smiley Joe talks about all the things that you might never see a black person doing. Whether you're someone who has noticed some of these, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Smiley Joe Wiley is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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@Lin_cait11 10 күн бұрын

Jokes are to be taken lightly… not literally! That’s why it’s called a JOKE!

@rayhume1971 24 күн бұрын

Joe Rogan once said you've got a better chance of finding Big Foot than of finding a Black person looking for Big Foot.

@theflight5247 11 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@charleskadletc2431 21 күн бұрын

I love it when a good comedic can poke fun on one's own race, religion, and heritage. VERY PROFESSIONAL. YOU ARE.

@sweetenpenksa5696 23 күн бұрын

I'm a big black woman. He's making me fall out of my chair laughing so intense

@leoseries 24 күн бұрын

According TV ads in the UK. Black men are too busy doing the cooking, cleaning, ironing, household shopping and and child minding to have time for anything else!

@swimmingbird9508 23 күн бұрын

😆 Yes. 😆

@bigjohn7057 18 күн бұрын

Looting, carjacking and dealing

@MrJdsenior 24 күн бұрын

Yes, as that great philosopher George Carlin said,, "Never trust a fart".

@joball6479 24 күн бұрын

Absolutely loved his jokes!!!

@D9P323 23 күн бұрын

"Brutha, how black are you tryna GET?" "You know they can't swim"......dude, folks need to get out more 😊

@RayfordRaySiegel 24 күн бұрын

Ha, ha! I said "Popeyes", a little before he did.

@cathywilbanks9291 22 күн бұрын

This is in response to the bungie jumping and surfing comments, why most black people don't do that. Your Common Sense of self preservation the good Lord🙌 gave you to NOT tempt fate by doing crazy stuff like that and sir I totally agree with you! IF a person needs an adrenaline rush, just go to the grocery store 🤯

@medusagorgon8432 22 күн бұрын

They weren't sure at first, but he was getting them towards the end. I heard several 'I can't help myself laughs'.😂🤣

@ursaltydog 23 күн бұрын

And black folk usually stay away from haunted places.... naw bruh... just naw..

@pelletfunner6701 21 күн бұрын

You had that crowd rolling! Well done 👍!

@karlforster4907 23 күн бұрын

Had me rolling! Thank you.

@pass179 22 күн бұрын

Very good set. I loved hearing the people laughing in the audience too.

@plasmaforce11 23 күн бұрын

Lost my breath over 5 times laughing 😂 pure gold!

@ZappyOh 24 күн бұрын

Bungee jumping was actually invented by blacks in Vanuatu, Melanesia. Now you know :)

@ilovesparky13 24 күн бұрын

They’re Pacific Islanders, not Black.

@ZappyOh 24 күн бұрын

@@ilovesparky13 If you met one, you couldn't tell.

@edithdlp8045 24 күн бұрын

There is a Mexican tradition where men go up a 50 to150 ft slim pole and then throw themselves tied by their ankles. They are called Voladores de Papantla. It's a 2500 year old tradition.

@clickrick 23 күн бұрын

Oh man, it takes some good humour to make me actually laugh out loud enough so my neighbours wonder what's up! "I went to the bathroom - the smoke alarm went off" That delivery was just perfect!

@stvie3 24 күн бұрын

for the discerning gent who likes racial humor, but not bad words

@NickvonZ 15 күн бұрын

This Cat is FUNNY!

@ricksaunders8074 8 күн бұрын

Good stuff

@cronicarecordsmusic3932 12 күн бұрын

Love it 🙌

@deankissell3196 24 күн бұрын

He said Popeyes, but I thought he was gonna say Newport

@agnesstokes1078 23 күн бұрын

He was good

@donaldreason5664 23 күн бұрын

Breason More of him for sure !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@a.thomas501 5 күн бұрын

He needs to try my homemade stuffed jalapenos.

@edithdlp8045 24 күн бұрын

Where did Grumpy Old Man go? He use to be a regular at Drybar. 🤔🤔🤔

@TyrBarghest 24 күн бұрын

You talking about the old white dude with the wife name Tammy or a different grumpy old dude?

@edithdlp8045 24 күн бұрын

@@TyrBarghest😂, there was a person named Grumpy Old Man that always had a bad comment to post regarding the comments. I liked to read his comments because they were so blunt.

@marycook1644 23 күн бұрын

Oh, yeah ! I almost forgot about him !! He used to comment all the time ! He loved to put people DOWN ! I don’t miss him !

@EsssyD 15 күн бұрын

They probably blocked him. He was too honest for the world today.

@theresewalters1696 24 күн бұрын

He's good.

@Videomorgue 17 күн бұрын

This sounds like a comedy routine from 1995.

@j.taylor3670 22 күн бұрын

Funny!!!

@cvvzdesigns 22 күн бұрын

Dang... The only jelly bean I DO eat is the black ones! They wouldn't be safe from Shark-me. 😆

@franciscodaniel08 23 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@emazur8394 24 күн бұрын

Playing a harp

@Rarcade 11 күн бұрын

no, no, & no but thumb up! 😄

@donnabuckalew-wagner6431 22 күн бұрын

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@IndigoBassNotes 23 күн бұрын

Tipping is on the list for sure.

@noneyabizz8337 24 күн бұрын

The jokes you can't say about the topic arw funnier.

@a.d.morton4624 24 күн бұрын

There is a Black Man that owns a car in NASCAR. He has to trick his way in but yeah, we do everything. Also our skin absorbs nutrients from the sun. Our Melanin is like what photosynthesis is to plant life 🤗 So we sun bathe boo......oh, yes we do. ❤ And I swim, grew up swimming. I also have a niece that surfs 🤷🏾 Never generalize 💯😄

@edithdlp8045 24 күн бұрын

Don't base your knowledge on stereotypes.

@MrTekniqs 24 күн бұрын

Everyone absorbs Nutrients through their skin. Seasonal Depression comes from lack of Sunlight. Vitamin D deficiency.

@coyoteodie4458 24 күн бұрын

@@MrTekniqsnot me. I just turn into a cracker

@ospears6276 21 күн бұрын

Facts! He wasn't funny.

@MamaTtoB-P 23 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh my gosh he’s hilarious

@declamatory 23 күн бұрын

As if he has EVER picked cot ton.

@Wandera1970 23 күн бұрын

Oh no I am posting a fact and your gonna delete it. While I appreicate the comdey and laughed.. This guy needs to research the origins of bungee jumping. The Vanuatu Tribe. They invented it. Bravery and faith. just youtube. Amazing POV: Jump With the Original Bungee Jumpers. Take credit for it own it. No disrespect meant. You gave the world a craze that is enjoyed around the globe.

@jbc6980 22 күн бұрын

Who's persecuting you now?

@Wandera1970 22 күн бұрын

@@jbc6980 lol youtube thou shall not offend any one at any time. .. (I joke) I post a lot of fact back comments. I guess how I word them at times get them removed. Or they never get posted in the first place. haha I don't feel persecuted. A fact is fact. People should not get upset about facts. But hey is ok to smear false facts all over the place. But direct some one to a real fact that can be fact checked independantly .. no no no you can not do that it might offend some one

@torrisali2082 10 күн бұрын

@Wandera1970 not Black Americans. That is something we don't do, and a lot of Africa people don't consider us as one of them, nor do they like us. I've done DNA research on myself but would spend money to go to those areas because not many of them would welcome me there.

@Wandera1970 10 күн бұрын

@@torrisali2082 that's a lot to unpack. As a species we need to learn to work together for the benefit of the entire species and not select few or elite. And definitely not based of colour of skin or culture. The world wide web. connects all of us but it seems we are not ready mentally to be connected spiritually as a species. Hope your research and journeys take you to new places.

@rolmodel12. 7 күн бұрын

@Wandera1970 💯 people want to push different isms... agendas. The biggest one is money. That is where the disconnect is, follow the money. It will ALWAYS lead you to the big bad. It's not race, creed, gender... it's the wealth.