Every time you say "this is" i get so tense, and when you say "food review" my body releases a fucking gigantic hit of dopamine and endorphins it's fucking insane. I love your videos dude, keep it up!

This feels like an online date.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is Running On Empty... FOOD REVIEW

"it is heart shaped, just like they say it was" lol

ReviewBrah doesn't just break hearts, he cuts them apart and eats them.

"You take a plastic knife, and you improvise." - ReviewBrah 2017

I love that he had a plastic knife at the ready, but I kind of wanted him to fold it in half and just start chomping.

2:09 Someone screen shot that! That's wallpaper quality!

I only watched because of the thumbnail

ReviewBrah a God amongst men

No slices 'cause I love you wholeheartedly, Reviewbrah.

eating a heart shaped pizza alone. >tfw

I have fallen for this innocent boy and I cant get up.

I don't know which one looks more delicious, you or that pizza🍕🍕❤

I'm gonna watch this on Valentine's Day and pretend reviewbrah is my date

now you can * puts sunglasses on * ...Eat your heart out

They didn't cut your pizza because they didn't want to break your heart Reviewbrah.

Do you have a valentine ReviewBrah?

My favorite part of his videos is wen he sits in absolute silence and eats the food

No matter how much heart shaped pizza I eat, it won't fill my emptiness.

i think it's not cut for symbolic reasons

Man that thumbnail will draw in all the ladies!

He summoned his inner Mr. Bean for the thumbnail.

sometimes when I’m alone, I like to watch this while I eat.

Buying that pizza for anyone for Valentine's day, ReviewBrah?

Pre-cut would imply a broken heart. Yes?

Heart shaped, just like they said it was

cute thumbnail

"Sorry for the unusually long consumption sequence, but that's just how it is!"

*NO Heart-Shaped Box?! Kurt Cobain wouldn't aprove...*

This is your best review ever. The humor, the dramatic tension of the uncut pizza, and the decisive critique all make for a marvelous food review. 10/10

Review brah schedule is booked come valentines

Nice thumbnail

will you be my valentine?

I appreciate the very apt pink hue emanating from the left of the frame. Intentional or not, it does not go unnoticed and it's those fine details that elevate you and your work far above the rest.

>all of these disgusting normies asking if he has a valentines

2:03 i like how he says "its heart shapped, judt like they said it was."

its already dark when he wakes up, Vampire Confirmed! 0:15

Nice choice of a power tie, ReviewBrah!

Did you add a pink hue to this video?

I have an exam in 46 hours and I'm up at 2am watching this...

I was about to get pissed off when he had that crust flailing in his hand, but he ate it and I respect that, if you can't eat the crust from a slice of pizza DON'T EAT PIZZA AT ALL lol

Wow! So many women throwing themselves at ReviewBruh!

My husband once surprised me with a heart-shaped pizza from Papa John’s, which also came uncut. But they included a plastic mini pizza cutter with the order! Even though it was a plastic blade, it cut really well and I actually kept it for well over a year before I accidentally dropped it and it broke. I feel like an addition like that would’ve given this pizza much higher points.

Her: I like romantic guys. ReviewBrah: 2:06 Her: [faints]

The sarcasm kills me its the best! these vids are fucking great!

@ReviewBrah, I worked at Pizza Hut briefly in college as a cutter. The heart shaped pizza my boss told me specifically was not supposed to be cut because it was "bad luck." Keep up the awesome videos!

You can be my valentine Review Brah

This is running on empty,.... Food!~, Review~!.

The only valentine I need.

Nirvana - Heart Shaped *Pizza*

😂😂 My brain constantly tells me I'm garbage 😂😂😂👌

ReviewBrah lets end these formalities and just marry already. No one should eat a heart shape pizzer alone. Respect coming all the way from Southern California.

I love that thumbnail

2:09 When you need a thumbnail but it feels awkward in the video XD

>tfw no reviewbrah bf to eat valentines pizza with why even live

My wife just showed up with one of these! I was just about to eat it but then you said it wasn't cut. Can confirm.. it wasn't. I am going to eat half the heart shaped pizza.... because I actually picked it up, have no wife, have no life, and my heart is broken..... Plz feel bad for me!!!

Your dry wit and humor continues to make me laugh tons every time! Love your stuff, man.

“It’s not my car so, *wipes hands from disgust* , nothing I can do about that.” Lmao

I like how he always takes his time eating before speaking on it.

I don't know if this has already been said. I don't want to go through all of the comments to see. But they do not cut it, no other place does either that I know of, because they "don't sell broken hearts". Which is pretty clever if you think about it. But I do see the annoyance. Dominos gives you a free pizza cutter with theirs.

You help me through my depression with your reviews. Thank you!

eating a heart shaped pizza alone in your car on valentines day... goals

I love how honest you are about the things you review and love watching your videos. You are pretty awesome! I watched the video where you talk about your anxiety and I can relate a lot. I was diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder a couple years ago. I do not like when people look at me for no reason. I feel so awkward and sometimes I get mad.. I have been doing better since I learned about having it and finding ways to cope. But some days are hell. Keep doing what your doing because you are great at it.

"Consumption Sequence" my heart stopped! i love the way you talk

good stuff man. "most romantic pizza ever" I died XD

2:07 when i stare at a person for too long

Anyone else want to see a show where Reviewbrah interviews someone?

Watching these reviews has taught me to appreciate the food I eat more, paying attention to the flavours and experience. Its also made me interested to try more and different kinds of food. Thank you

unusually long consumption sequence AFTER DARK

Only ReviewBrah would have the natural charisma to convince a woman that a cheap heart-shaped fastfood pizza is an extremely romantic Valentines present.

Just discovered your channel today, I must say, you are an incredible man I definitely see you going far in life, we need more men like you in this world ❤️

thumbnail looks like mr bean

One day I hope to be as accomplished a human being as Reviewbrah. I love this man.

"I have this heart-shaped pizza, but it's not cut, what do you do!? You take a plastic knife and you improvise." that's some wisdom right there

This tops my list of favorite reviews, just seeing the thumbnail I died.

Just out of curiosity, what do you guys like about reviewbrah specifically? I don't have anything against him personally, but he has this almost cult-like fanbase and I'm just curious what draws people.

Honey im home!, eats honey. Forever alone :^(

I like how he acts very formal and serious, but he slides in jokes a lot. "WOW, it's heart shaped. Just like they said it was."

getting this tomorrow. but review brah after dark tho lmao

Get off that low quality sleep schedule post haste - vitamin D go bye bye if you don't see that sunshine, brah

Best thumbnail he’s ever done

2:09 when he posed for the thumbnail 🤣🤣🤣

It's 1am and I can't stop binge watching these videos.

does review brah have a review bae? THE AUDIENCE NEEDS TO KNOW.

When he made the face for the thumbnail, I laughed a bit but when he exaggerated it I fell to the floor in tears. 2:09

I'm in a long distance relationship. I ordered him this pizza on Valentine's Day (last year) on their website. He was really surprised. He ate the whole thing x'D

1:11 "it a hart shaped pizza it's a hart instead of a circle, let that sink in" 😂 😂 lol

Jokes and memes aside this guy is like the only good food reviewer.

2:07 I died.

Love how professional he makes this video even though it's really just a premature man eating pizza

I love it when a video's thumbnail nails one of the best moments of the actual video. Your reaction to the pizza reveal is priceless, Sir.

2:13 Or is it? * Vsauce music starts* A heart isn't shaped like that actually.

Will you be my Valentine, ReviewBrah?

Thanks ReviewBrah! I can't believe they didn't cut your pizza. Good thing you had your plastic knife! -Ray

It should come with an unsigned "I choo-choo choose you" card and a pint of Ben & Jerry's to enjoy alone in your car.

I liked this video before it got started! Haha! Your thumbnail made my night. I just had pizza, too. I don't have a Valentine honestly and who cares I got this video of Reviewbrah eating a heart-shaped pizza! I love your tie I think that specific one is my fave. I like red and black with some white. Happy Valentine's Day, John. Enjoy!

that thumbnail...you know how to get me excited mr brah

The thumbnail looks like he's saying "what have I got myself into" lol

2019 anyone..just bought one this Valentine's day 🤗