vodca • So guys I have this sketch idea where I give you guys some pitches, but there all about how terrible I am... isn’t that funny!

I have a feeling that katie was being used as a placeholder but i never took action lol

Aw Katie

Self-deprecating humor is something I wish I saw more in comedy, as opposed to being self-important, arrogant and trying to get status by deprecating others, especially groups of people already unpopular or who there aren't many of so they're an easy target.

@@pengun835 With Grant laughing it's probably a placeholder for Grant. Like when you ask someone advice about a friend and they assume it's you.

"I'm gonna kill mom myself tonight" Grant:Laughs hard

"im gonna kill myself and my friends" grant:laught like a demon

Let Me Guess, My Thoughts After Thinking For Too Long?

Grant is laughing because he can relate

The only difference between Katie and Grant is how much either of them laughs on Breaking News

Its been a year, u commented here. It got likes, but no replies 😕

It's ok he lived thanks to you 😭

This man has been underrated

Best pitch.

Yes. Yes. Thank you. Yes.

Pictures of colleagues: "Great idea, Katie! Let's do it!"

duuuuuuuudddddeee that's sooooo mettaaaaaaa...

We have to go deeper

The sketches for this episode, with the sketches from this episode.

+Anony Mous We are DEEEP in the RABIT HOLE

life is all just a sketch

@@ichijofestival2576 Katie would have been so sad and might think Grant actually think this way ? It would be so hurtful.

Would be better actually if someone else did

@@segghhs how do you misspell that many words without noticing

I disagree. I like to imagine someone else having to pitch this to Katie and going into detail about all the horrible thoughts she has about herself.

I mean, it couldn't have been anyone besides Katie. This is peak Katie humor.

Trapp? A murderer? Phhhbbt I mean, it was never proven after all.

That was never proven!

Jamestown *allegedly

*Probably* didn’t kill him

allegedly

Trapp*

@@nonsuspiciouscolour you are a bit late love

Malaya Morrison k

Malaya Morrison don’t care

@@nonsuspiciouscolour really!? you seem like you care.

alex15 crazy They are such a dynamic duo

It's so fucked LMAO

That’s why I love them. There my fav’s

Try Jake and Amir..

@@SteveJobzz oh man i miss them

Ik you commented this 3 years ago, but I'm just happy to see someone that also likes miracle musical

It is. Fourth wall breaking. Its really dark humor

in which case look for this sketch to be in the next season of South Park! #forgivebutdontforget

Trueeee though

Good thing they film their pitch meetings, really saves on getting in everyone to learn lines.

Pitch-ception.

PacificTimeCartoons WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T SEARCH "HOW TO DRAW KATIE MAROVITCH" CRINGY AF😂😂😂

Corey?

+Tangerine Spoons yea her

+Yufanyi Mundi WOW YOU'RE RIGHT

+Tangerine Spoons I thought it was Kari

wenweru1 Hmm, yeah idk

I know that feeling, what's worse is I'm often too oblivious to realize in the moment when they actually do notice, and too afraid or too awkward to know how to handle them acknowledging or accepting my plea for help or friendship. Ditto 0:55. 😞

“We’re noticing it right now”

Relatable

@Almonso the pitch?

same!

+Rachel Lee RIGHT!!!! ..........but for real I'm gonna go cry in a dark room alone now

+samantha warner I am coming with you.

Sam is still the best! He will never fall!

She's great

not only that but like british comedy it make you wait for the punch line for the actual joke right at the end

Abram in Wonderland I fucking love you're profile pic

Please give me recommendations on british comedies.

Eric Rasmussen (Where do I recognise that name from?) Here's some I've watched, and have at least one season on Netflix. Blackadder (Seasons 2 & 4 are best.) Red Dwarf (Pretty much all but season 10 is awesome.) Outnumbered (Seasons 1 & 2 are best.) Come Fly with Me, Fawlty Towers, and Top Gear (All the specials and a few episodes pre-2016.)

Eric Rasmussen Inside No. 9 is awesome, but that's part horror, part comedy. Fawlty Towers, w/o a doubt, Father Ted & the IT Crowd (though they're Irish, not British), Misfits, though that's part drama and everything after Season 3 is utter trash (1&2 are still brilliant, and 3's worth a watch), Black Books... oooh, Spaced! Knew I was forgetting something. Yeah, Spaced and Fawlty Towers for some top notch British comedy.

otocan That's Grant

otocan grant

otocan same

Thanks for telling me his name I guess?

otocan he is a pyromaniac

She did, writer credits had her name

+NanenMauricio lmao she takes heroin for real...

Speedballs ftw

Speedballs ftw

+NanenMauricio Painful because you identify, or painful because you where not entertained?

I love cocaine

In the description said she pitched it lol

+jesusthroughmary No, they're not, shut up, I'm fine.

+Holly McWilliams I'd never do th...I mean, she'd never do that.

+jesusthroughmary just like how all of markipliers subscribers are realy him....(about a year ago he made a joke about that)

No, I'm talking about the nose candy, know what I'm sayin? Da good ol' sniff sniff? Da nice baby powder? The Scarface? The economy booster? The ah fuckit I'm running out of metaphors.

Hey man I'm trying alright 😢

This is the creepiest and best thing I've ever seen. She's buzzfeed-esque comedian for Christ's sake 😂😂

Felix Kovac these people aren't like buzzfeed, theyre entertaining

He is talking about cocaine.

+SickmanSystem BAAAAAAAAAAAA!

"I have this pitch about a girl who's really depressed, she sends calls for help to her friends, but is ultimately unable to admit to them and herself that things are not okay"

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD PH MY GOD OH MY GOD

+TheRancidMarshmallow me to

+daniel smith How did you manage to fuck up in two syllables

+daniel smith too*

+Hlaaftana Its natural for a craft to become meta over time, you become more aware of all the tropes etc, ofcourse you would start layering your narrative..

meta? it's what they originally did, just going back to roots if anything

poor girl, her only pickup is a mountain of cocain

+Donnie Montoya I was really sad there wasn't anything about her being addicted to cocaine, I was hoping they would continue the joke to this sketch since it could have fit in very well.

+PalladiumCupcakes !she's my favorite now too! :D

+Nieieieee Can someone explain wtf this video is about I'm SO confused.

sketch pitches cause they're writers

+garvnair haha yeah

poor girl, her only pickup is a mountain of cocain

+garvnair She needs maskara... We create the problem so we can solve it!

+garvnair They have a running joke about her being a mentally ill cocaine addict.

+Donnie Montoya stop posting that

Ana Maria seems like it was Katie haha

Inception

Ana Maria It says it in the description

Arceus Lord of Creation

Ana Maria it was Katie omg lol

wow :'(

:D

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

It's katie

+dreamphoenix000 i was laughing with him the whole time :)

+Firefly hAHHahaha

FatesOfDestiny bwhaahah

+dreamphoenix000 "You can be. Start with shin splints and poor financial decisions." - Grant

CollegeHumor thanks for advice sempai! I'll do exactly that!

Until we met Brennan!!!

I have a counter. 1.Brenan 2. Grant 3.Grant ... ... 10. Grant 11.Katie

No matter how many grants. Brennan outwins them all.

4. Keith

1. Brennan 2. Grant 3.Zac

That's what I said.

MRTuxedoChicken I know.

finixmoziz Siri can you please put Annabelle movie Dumb please movies

MRTuxedoChicken only cause its relatable

I'M LITERALLY ROLLING AT THIS THREAD!

Oznerol my favorites shavan and grant.. ooh and zac

*Siobhan

Oznerol The current cast besides Raphael are all tied as favorite

Oznerol I

Trapp is my #1 and Katie is #2 for me

Natwhal I'm Katie

I'm Ted Bundy

I’m Zach staring at Katie full off confusion

I'm also Grant lmfao

My. God.

+Stein That's some god-tier analysis.

+Stein The person who is at the end of each video directs the sketch.

***** Anyone who pitches the idea directs it.

***** lol I just saw a few comments CollegeHumor made a while back about it

omg it's not about her these are just pitches

Kevin C /r/woooosh

DiabeticGamer r/woosh

DiabeticGamer r/woooosh

@@whirligigsaw R/whoosh

me 2 :(

same

+Max Moroney This sketch is explaining that she's been self-medicating her depression with cocaine... just all the cocaine

“Character”??

Do you also sniff cocaine and shit your pants?

I get that way too sometimes.

Sorry for that!

Edward Nigma RIP

ewww go brony

Dita Ness Yup

What about a tumblr brony like you? Does one of them die? If they do then I will create multiple accounts and like this

Poliswag7 Okay first of all, I HATE Tumblr with a deep passion. Second of all, "brony" is the term you use to describe a male MLP fan. You would call a female MLP fan a "pegasister" or whatnot. Get it right, peasant.

Tom Wheeler they die of a heart attack hehe (Death Note reference ;D)

Your name just fits really well with your comment XD

fuck you, liked THIS connection, sucker? (pleeease, somebody help me, I'm in pain and can only express myself through violence) hahaha, you little bitch (don't mind what I'm saying) hasta la vista forever idiot (please contact me, I'm so so sorry)

Sir...i would help you but...i have this weird fealing your a puppet

azi maynard What? I don't need help! What are you...stop being weird, man. Pff, c'mon. Pff!

i swear! its just a sketch, bro!

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING, although it was a babysitter

o truee

Zach Moore ... ohhhhhh... I kind of see it in the hair! She just needs to dye it black!!!

Zach Moore I

Omg yeah and take away the part where Violet becomes confident and she's katie

I've heard that she's addicted to Cocaine, that her whole life is falling apart, and that she gets fired if she doesn't make any more videos. I think they are just making fun of that. It's really not that big of a deal, I guess.

+Wagacca lol, and she isn't athletic.

+Wagacca there's a video about her being terrible at sports. that's what he meant by that

+estopasowner I am really hoping you got her name wrong on purpose xD

+YoYoYonnYOfficial Are you jokin? I am actually worried.Her videos are always depressing.

Sketchseption

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN

They are hardly working

Jonathan Abi-Harb FANDOM Get it free at theGoogle Play Install in: LyricWiki National Anthem:USA The Star-Spangled Banner This song is a National Anthem. The Star-Spangled Banner Wikipedia has an article on The Star-Spangled Banner O say can you see by the dawn's early light, What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming, Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming? And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there; O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave, O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave? On the shore dimly seen through the mists of the deep, Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes, What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep, As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses? Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam, In full glory reflected now shines in the stream: 'Tis the star-spangled banner, O! long may it wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave. And where is that band who so vauntingly swore That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion, A home and a country, should leave us no more? Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution. No refuge could save the hireling and slave From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave: And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave, O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave. O thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand Between their loved home and the war's desolation. Blest with vict'ry and peace, may the Heav'n rescued land Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation! Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just, And this be our motto: "In God is our trust." And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave

She's FINE, oh my god! It's not about her, all right?

And in this video, I relate to Grant. :D

bad day?

Owen Bryson jacksfilms?

Perfectly Imperfect Famsquad?

+Allaf man great catch.

Y'all think it's comedy.

+Rup Tratin it fucking is

Castles is still around

yeah like the old ones before Emily,pat,Murphy,

Mike is fairly new. Pat and Sam are the only original ones

Like Ian in smosh

thk u. i was laughing everytime he did and have come to realize, some people just enjoy dark humor. : 3

fuzzybunny college humor Insert sitcom TVs show laugh 🖥

jon huling She's the one that constantly does drugs

I am kinda confused what is katies story?

your sketches are a match made in heaven

***** That sounds interesting. Perhaps it could be made into a multi-part series about new people coming into the scenario and adding their strangely-self-aware comments to the thread in order to feel like they are a part of a community of people who understand and appreciate such convention-breaking humor despite the fact that everything they say is generic and self-reflective and therefor has no real unique perspective with any defined narrative outside of being an outline describing the phases of an actual sketch.

I have an idea for a skit where two teenagers have a short relationship in which they closet-bang once and cause the deaths of like six people. Wait... Damn it.

+gagejoseph9 One episode could be about a guy who fails over and over at any form of education or job and just broke up with the woman he loved, so that he would finally stop holding her back. He then watches the newest Collegehumor video to lighten his mood but finds only more sadness in the video and even the comment section below it.

No That's fucking stupid you idiot and it sounds incredibly similar to my idea about a young man in his early twenties who finds that happiness evades him every day and can only comfort himself by insulting others and their opinions but is quickly faced with reality and his inevitable future of despair whilst taking a cold shower and reminiscing about his childhood memories that brought him joy

is fake bro

Maya Illusion what are frogs ?

Max Ramos am I a frog

What are frogs? HAVE YOU HEARD OF KERMIT, SEEN A FOUR LEGG ED JUMY THING?!?!? well I havent, so tell me, *what are frogs?* DUN DUN DUUUNNN

Of course it is happening inside her head, Max, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?

Lol on the laptop

This is like the 7th time i'e seen these signs in their videos

Kathleen Allen Yeah, why do they do that?

They have one in all the videos

Omar Melgarejo , they are probably working with the illuminati

+TheAwesomeness323 Ya

Riccardo Olivieri I did both. Laughed because it was funny but cried because it was too relatable