First of all, let me guess list of his complain before even watching this video -its lag / bad netcode /delay -my move doesnt come out -cant blahk -the game just pressing button event tho i didnt -my enemy just repeatedly spam online pattern -his online khambo doesnt work if it's offline -all of his move beats mine

"The more I'm playing it now, and I'm seeing how the gameplay is, I'm actually liking it less and less." -DSP with every single game he plays.

Secret.... you THE Platinum standard for TIHYDP's. Presentation, the edits, the cuts, just this entire package is beautiful. Just amazing work.

His Shun Di pissed me off so much. He tries to play him just like Lili from Tekken 7 instead of drinking for massive damage + combo. He only spams that two-hit sweep combo. Then he says that no one can counter moves when more than half of the cast can parry moves. Such a frustrating time watching his mechanics, but absolutely great salt content. Thanks for blessing us with the creme de la creme of TIHYDP, Secret.

He quit this game the moment they started putting him against people who actually know how to play the game.

1:27:31 "Everything he did was faster and counter hit me, so I have no answer for any of it..." mashing is the only strategy he can think of

Bro watching him play jeffry without using the stance and giving space on knockdown is insane to any player with some sense of fighting game logic.

When a beggar scammer Pigroach plays a fighting game, every single move they make is carefully planned and practiced. Every single move that hits the Pigroach is a hail mary. Every single one.

"I have a huge background in street fighter!" "I've played Tekken!" ..... any...anything else? No, nothing else. Seems to forget he gets bodied by literally everyone and couldn't even make it out of silver in SF5 so whatever possessed him to think he'd do alright in VF i have no idea.

That elbow into sweep spam is fucking painful.

It annoys me that he doesn’t drink with the Drunken Master character. I know very little about this game, but this feels like something he should be doing. The game even says that the more he drinks the more powerful he becomes.

8:56 no in tekken, just like in pretty much every fighting game ever, you block and punish, and if you're not sure how - on block your opponent is punish with your fastest move. How does he not know how fighting games work? "every button I push I'm slower than him" block and punish you moron. "He gets this one counter hit and then a big combo after, I don't know what to do..." He acts like he has never played a fighting game. How does he not know counter hits unusually lead to some of the best combos in every fighting game ever?

Does anyone think Phil has a list of excuses on hand when he plays? Dude has a never ending supply of excuses. This is what happens when people stay indoors WAYYYY TOOOO MUCH!

Complaining about the lack of counters/parrys and using Tekken as an example LMAO. Almost nobody on Tekken has an dedicated parry. You deal with moves using the universal mechanics... Was a "pro player" of fighting games and complain about the most basic shit, DPS never fails to impress.

The Martin Scorsese of detractors returns!

Every time, he is surprised anew that a CAT doesn't listen to his commands. What a great indication how smart he is.

Phil complains about spam but will spam that elbow into sweep 6 times a round

"The whole game is based on sidestepping and getting 1 floatly hit to do a giant 60% juggle" So like the rest of the 3D Fighting Games? I know there is more than just sidestepping, but it sounds like you hate Virtua Fighter for being Virtua Fighter.

9:15 1:31:17 1:58:07 I was the Pai player who faced him in those matches. I'm not uber good tbh and the more I learned and revisit these matches, I see things I could've done better. With that said, I don't know why Phil diving head first in a series he's never played pick up characters with difficult learning curves in Shun and Jeffry instead of beginner characters. Furthermore, he lacked a lot of defense, never played patient, kept mashing, and wondered why he was getting hit. Plus, his excuses are laughable and then has the audacity to act like he magically knows a series he's played for only less than 10 hours. Excellent TIHYDP as usual dood!

Nice seeing mister muh 4th place at EVO elbow-kicking his way to players who proceeded to push his shit in

4th Place at EVO, here we come!

After all these years, he still hasn’t change…

it's a lot more entertaining watching him mime complaints than actually hearing it. Because his excuses are nothing we haven't heard a million times over

Used to play Virtua Fighter 2 on Sega Saturn. Good times. Not hard to learn, but with many games can take years to master. I love TIHYDP videos when the uploader has an extensive knowledge on the product such as you or Joster. Really gives the video more weight.

It ain't Super Turbo, dood.

I give him credit for sticking with the game long enough to see at least hunter level. Way more than I expected, however the fact he doesn't even know how to techroll is hurting me on a deep level.

The salt was rising on DSP that his gout couldn't keep up. Big ups to Secret Life. The edits were amazing and keep up the content.

As many mentioned before, the editing on this is absolutely great. Please keep doing what you're doing SECRET

1:18:10 "He's just throwing out hail marys and they're all hitting me..." If those 'hail marys' consistently land time after time after time I don't think they can be considered 'hail marys'

I really enjoyed this. The editing was informative (tiers of the fighters etc) and you didn't put any extra effort into shitting on Dale. He does that enough, so I like how you let that part speak for itself.

Agreed. THIS IS HOW YOU DONT PLAY. Edit: Great Video Secret.

Another certified banger just like your Tekken 7 TIHYDP, keep up the great work dude. Some of my favorite details are when you go into detail of how certain mechanics of the combat and characters work and how DSP just seems to completely ignore them, really sheds light on how much learning and practice he needs to do.

"Brad Burns, I've had a lot of problems with this guy" - lol'd hard, sounded like he was talking about a detractor

Although I'm not particularily knowledgable on fighting games, this was still a joy to watch. Great editing, easily some of the best I've seen for a TIHYDP.

this is beautiful. i cant wait for him to play tekken 8

Extreme quality content Secret, had me laughing the entire way through.

Man, your editing is always top notch! Keep up the great work! Really enjoying it!

Seriously tho, your editing is way too good for DarkSydePhil content. And yet I’m still so happy you do DSP stuff

1:37:19 Caedus-16: just throwing punches and kicks.... DarksydePhil: "Imma stop that fist with this facetank."

Clown mode has been... SNORT* Activated

I just realized his laugh reminds me of sponge Bob

Hey I’m a new sub and I wanted to say thank you for these amazing vids bout dsp and I was watching the 2020 top 10 moments and man was that a great video man kept of the good work you deserved more followers 💪🔥🔥🔥

DSP must really think that he is a pro player...

I enjoy watching the lil' old "champ" in his element. How many strokes do you think it will take until he stops playing fighting games altogether? What am I saying? As long as there are those gullible little money creatures, the void will never stop sucking them dry. He'll be playing all paralyzed with the little knob they use to control wheelchairs.

Watching him be so happy about cheesing his way through ranked just gives me a weird feeling, like what's the point of it all? You get to the top for nothing, but i guess it gets the endorphins running.

Once again, the editing leaves me dazzled. ✨❤️

I love the editing on this channel, I’m more of the more well rounded videos about DSP on this channel, as well, but I enjoy these too. It’s hilarious 🤣

"I couldn't block, I was holding block" you were backdashing, phil

Outstanding production values like a legit documentary well done

i find it funny when phil says "go to sleep" and then all a sudden phil gets "put to sleep" by his opponents.

"his moves interrupt everything I do..." and why are you mashing buttons when it's not your turn exactly?

Your editing is top notch, man. Props for this video. Phil just never changes, which sucks, after everything he has been through. Funny thing is I used to like Phil a lot when he first started and had his stuff with Howard and John Rambo, talking about arcade sticks, and even his trip to Washington with Leanna (PandaLee) and he had some pretty good content at times, in my view. But he has always been too consumed by money to really get ahead and burned many of his friendships and associations. It just sucks seeing that he is still in this rut and I wish he would have learned and tried to do better. I don't know. He always had potential as a decent guy, but I think his infamous "fame" really got to him after a long while.

It has taken me a full year and a little bit to realise that the reason DSP chose Jeffry first, was because he thought he was going to play the same as Deejay. Lmao

A drunk playing a drunk and keeps getting his moofs stuffed because he rolls into the opponent.

Was waiting for this!!

"My guy is too slow, I can't counter these fast moves" *continues to play as the slow character*

Plays a game for an hour and declares that fast character are unbeatable as if he knows everything about the game, plays against a character 1 time, declares the character's moves broken

These vids have earned you a sub sir

At the fact that I usually play arcade to get the visual, I dont want to because it's just weird as hell. ( ._.)

It's funny going back to this and just realizing how much he uses the same excuses to this day. -Characters have high reward, low risk moves -His characters don't -Everyone just does "hail mary" moves except him -People just play a "pattern" to get wins when he's the one just going in a pattern with the same moves -He mashes hoping his moves beat something else (lol what are frames?) -people need to "earn" hits and damage and be "impressive" to him (screen still says You Lose Phil) -He learns like three moves for one character in every fighter he plays and complains when he's using maybe 10% of his kit at best. It's insane for a guy that played fighting games he really just doesn't understand basics about them. Excellent content as always Secret.

DSP and fighting games; name a more iconic duo.

Yes! I was waiting for a VF5 TIHYDP and it's made by the best TIHYDP editor

You make the best TIHYDP videos and it's not even close.

The editing in this is superb

"This is how you don't play and quit" would be a great series with a small twist that includes games he just flat out quit.

I just made to the 50:00 mark to witness this smug bastard winning by spamming the same move. Notice how all inputs are working and there are no complaints about about lag. Can't wait to see who will counter his spamming and how his mood will change when he won't be able to adapt and complaints start 😊 Edit: Didn't have to wait long, ofc is a Jeffry player that fucks him up 🤣

Did he really just say Can't BLOWK while he was laying face down on the ground? WTH?

"what the fuck even is a virtua fighter" thank you for teaching me what a virtua fighter was

Personally I'm impressed that DSP actually came up with and executed a strategy, even if it was just "spam Shun Di low"

Remember people, this is the guy that always can't wait to tell you about that one story where he ranked 4th at Evo because unlike the OGs he had to "suck it up and learn how to play the game"

So he chose one of the worst characters to start the game with, cause he doesn't bother to take the time to look up a character video on youtube. Worse jeffrey was described as being offensive and not having defensive options.... DSP loves 'reactionary gameplay' lack of defense, fast punishing moves and counters is his bane. Atleast I think that's what he wants. Also super loud buttons, he can't say he wasn't doing anything when he gets countered.

What more insane is Phil clearly must know about Shun drinking style cause he does them before matches. And it seriously look like he moved his camera to block it so people won't call him out

can't believe i just watch 3hrs of trash gameplay but i survived to say nice vid it reminds me of the youtuber the secret life of dsp tihydp tekken 7 video that came out a few yrs ago, amazing style of editing.

You make some of the best TIHYDPs

Great TIHYDP! They level of editing is leagues above any of Phil's content

The only talent I've ever seen Phil display is make any video game look boring.

*Takes hands off remote to talk with his hands* "I cant, I cant do anyyyy thing"

My body is ready!

Interesting tactic to play the drunken Kung Fu master completely sober. This must be some big brain commentary societal norms that is just way over my head and isn't just Phil being a total dunce.

Whenever he gets hit by something literally all he has to do is block it or side step it. If he’s attacking then people will interrupt or counter hit him all day, esp faster characters or characters with better range. Like Lei Fei doing his arrow punch charge attack from across the screen. If you block that it’ll stagger you but nothing is guaranteed afterwards if you struggle fast enough out of it. So ur best option is to sidestep the move at the last second and punish lei fei then. Also some moves that hit him even though he’s blocking is because they are unblockable moves. It’ll break through your guard. Usually you can duck those though or sidestep it.

I think Phil is dyslexic. Hence: "I didn't do that!" when he totally did...

I happened to watch restream on VF5 and my though is really boring... - He play Shun Di and completely ignored drinking mechanic. - He only stick into 2-hits low and nothing else. - Then he complained ones who do 2-3 combo style a spammer... which he also spam 2-hits low as well. Irony. - After sometimes. He complained and quit on people catching up on the game. Refuse to train and step-up.

I love the cutaway to the character tutorials to reiterate how terrible DSPs character choices were

I like how he makes the observation that the faster characters are better. As if that isn't every fighting game. Now I am no expert on most of them as I don't play a lot of traditional fighting games so there probably are exceptions. But using my knowledge of Smash Bros in that game the slower heavier characters like Ganondorf and Bowser are generally low tier possible mid tier. All the top tier characters have good combos and fast movement or good movement options. The only exception to a slow strong character being good is Ours and that's just cause she can switch to Mythra on the fly for fast movement.

His execution is so bad he can't DB+P 🤣🤣

Inputs for the combo literally on the screen. “I don’t know what they want me to do”

i think the lag he keeps saying exist is all in his head

Amazing editing

You are fkn hilarious my dude xDD, BTW been playing this franchise since VF4 and it gets frustrating at the beginning

Seeing DSP getting bodied by players from any online session is better than sex itself.

“Nothing I could do” is the most defeatist/narcissistic thing you can say. No wonder piggy never gets better, because he already thinks he’s an expert at whatever he does.

"all my moves that would normally counter" Phil you know like, three moves and one combo lol. Also, thanks for the video lol.

Phil's shun di is pathetic, he does maybe 5 moves total

51:48 shit got real

Wolf:What's the matter, scared Phil:*o.o ragequits Wolf:Ha, I thought so

And remember, only reason he played this game so he could duck GG Strive by playing this free game then drop it week later while claiming GGS is done already it's too late for that.

18:46 Yeah, that tends to happen when you press ⬇🅿⬅instead of ⬇⬅🅿

I love how dsp complains that he counters but with that controller we can hear all his inputs and it was always silent when he says he countered lol

Phil plays this game like a 2d fighter....

Imagine being a former competitive fighting game player or whatever he was and then cheesing a single move over several matches