The beeping at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1108">18:28</a> was probably the truck letting you know that you had exceeded its daily allowable limit of verbal criticism lmao

America has no pedestrian impact standards?! Bring back pop up headlights!

It's kind of wild that America gives us the FREEDOM to buy a steel monster truck with NO safety precautions for people outside of it, but we can't buy a Japanese Kei truck unless we import one that's 25 years old or orlder.

EU automotive engineer here, we have (by law) child safety, in this form, the cyber truck can't be sold in the EU.

"The word 'cyber' hasn't been cool since it followed by 'sex' in the '90s" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Omfg, a man of history

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="999">16:39</a> It's an apocalypse-class vehicle, if your idea of the apocalypse is navigating the mall parking lot on Black Friday.

As a former sheetmetal engineer, I had my doubts about the cybertruck, but the close ups of the front and rear only made it worse....

The fact that Tesla cultists are ok with Tesla delivering a foundation series without the features that were promised makes them look like fools.

Being a “screen solution” company I’m shocked the rear view mirror doesn’t switch to a screen for the rear camera when the cover blocks the window.

Petition for a Matt's cooking video where he can only use the cybertruck to prepare the dish 🤣

You sold me at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="620">10:20</a> I don't have to buy razor blades now! I can shave my face on the way in the truck.

"I'm not going to make fun of you... to your face." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What you want in the apocalypse is Running on plant matter, Full self driving Full self defending And something you can eat when it stops working You want a horse.

"This rubber that's forcing itself out like a tumor" is hilarious

It looks like Elon drew a car using a ruler and a pencil when he was 13 years old and now that he has money he wants his childhood fantasy come true.

First , it's a "truck" without a bed. How long does it take to charge per hundred miles? Who buys this silliness?

I like that you added the bit about you not being required to like what we like. A lot of people need to hear this from personalities/celebrities... far too many people wrap their identity up in what other people think.

This was more civil than I expected

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="595">9:55</a> Little did he know, that by using a cucumber on his Cybertruck, he voided the warranty and did irreparable damage to the electrical system.

It's the perfect vehicle for people who are incapable of being embarrassed.

You summed it all up. Cyber truck: “it’s a meme”

Peeling the cucumber 😂😂

I could see a revamp of breaking bad years from now where Mr. White's main mode of transportation is a clapped out c-truck that only goes half the distance at half the speed because the battery is smoked.

How bothersome it must be to have to take your eyes off the road and tap away at the touchscreen to accomplish tasks for which normal vehicles provide a dedicated button!

This has always struck me as a truck designed by people who don't drive trucks.

Time to break out the popcorn

"Tesla cultists"🤣🤣🤣 Gotta remember that one...

'At this point, I think I know more about manufacturing than anyone currently alive on earth', yes Elon, of course you do

Don’t show the cucumber part to the Tesla cultists, they’ll think it’s a feature

"America actually allows companies to self-certifiy a variety of aspects of safety.. " something i learned since Boeing 737 Max-8

Living in Texas, the largest truck market in the US. I have yet seen one on the road. That pretty much sums up how successful this truck is.

hoovies garage bought one and he's not happy with it, the windshield wiper washer fluid when spraying the windshield leaks the blue washer fluid into the front trunk and leaves a blue color all over inside the trunk plus it leaks onto electrical components under the front hood/trunk. so when it rains it must slso leak in the sam are as well?

That hood gap is crazy

Matt is NOT a paid spokesman for Tesla.

I see your point but I think you're forgetting that no one who owns a cyber truck has ever put anything in the truck bed

Imagine if any other manufacturer produced this this knife edge unfinished product.

I saw a cyber truck yesterday, it looks like a DeLorean and a Pontiac Aztec made a love child

Years in the making and still looking like a grade school project 😂

This vehicle is a rolling meme.

Funny how on social media the haters come out in droves, but in person, everybody loves my Cybertruck. Especially the kids.

I can get a BEAST of a Ram 4500 for $100,000, like decked the shit out and even add an aux tank in the back giving it about a 700 mile range. It'll to 25,000 lbs up a mountain and haul 4,000 in the bed all day. NOBODY who uses a truck for work will want a cybertoy.

No pedestrian safety standards? What kind of a third world country that is 😂

There's a guy who owns one somewhere in my town. I laugh every time I see him driving it around me. It's even weirder to see in person. Just...ick. 🤷🏼‍♂️ it looks so odd.

It says a lot about the users/fanbase that Matt needed a disclaimer.

The pedestrian laws will change REAL quick once a senator's son gets hit by one of these "Beasts" in a crosswalk..

Jeremy Calrkson's handy work on the hammerhead eagle i-thrust looks much better than the finished product on this Cybertruck.

It looks like a prototype. What happens if you scratch it no polishing it out, I've already got stainless fridge with childen's fingerprints on it. So if you wash it do you cut yourself and how does it fare in automatic car washers?

I’ve seen the same one twice around Indianapolis and I laugh every time I see it. It’s just for people that are incapable of being embarrassed

This thing looks and feels like a prototype that somehow made it's way into production without any of the necessary modifications to make it "production ready".

The panel gaps are literally worse than my salvage title 20 year old Honda Civic.

Im a suburban truck owner. My 2017 Ridgeline checks a lot of boxes. Only use it for home projects, obviously.

Another issue in Europe is the weight. The B driving license (for cars) has a limit of 3 500 kg for gross weight, anything above it is considered a truck or bus (if it has more than 8+1 places), which means another license on top of B, often higher tolls, and also being able to prove you don't drive for commercial purpose - or having commercial driver's licence and tachograph recording to prove you're keeping with the rest time regulations. Those are no joke, people are getting stopped and checked with their trucks and fines are huge. Cybertruck weighs 3 000 kg (the Cyberbeast version even over 3 100), that means if you want to avoid the above, the carrying capacity needs to be less than 500 kg. For comparison, Ford Fiesta has 510, Škoda Fabia 530. Who would buy such a big and expensive car that cannot even carry as much as a microcar?

Scary to think the DeLorean built by scrubs in N.Ireland has better panel fitment than this $100,000 truck. The DeLorean wasn't even a well built vehicle and it's still better than this contraption.

It's honestly so refreshing to see a youtuber with a large audience not too afraid of losing views by saying something other than "ItS sO CoOoOoL" "GaMe cHaNgEr"

"Steer by wire" isn't really new though. Remote control cars use it. Video games have used it since the 80s.

Great review! Love this channel

This car looks like the 3D model from an N-64/PS1 era game that hasn't had any textures applied to it

it’s crazy to think that Elon fans are SO SENSITIVE that Matt had to add a disclaimer in the beginning that this wasn’t a personal attack. Unreal

Any time I see someone wearing a watch on their right wrist, I think, "Hey, look! There's someone who doesn't know how to wear a watch."

To sum it all up as TheSmokingTire said. It's something that no one asked for. And it's not all that useful for what it was built for. It's a fashion statement.

Looks like my frigerator. At least my refrigerator keeps my beer cold ❤

Matt's last point about the novelty wearing off quickly is enormous. It reminds you of the Hummer H2. When it was released, all the new rich people wanted to be seen in one. The problem is that the novelty unraveled very quickly, and it has been over 10 years that no self-respecting person would like to be seen in one of these. I am trying to project how we will see that thing in 5 years...

In the case of the SHTF you have an easy way to prepare cucumber salat with carrot slices. Don't tell me this is not worth north of $100.000

Well done 👏🏻 a review that tells it how it is. I agree with everything you say…. Honestly I do! But…. It does so cool features. Yes, the panel gaps, this is the nature of the stainless steel used, but can be improved no doubt. FSD and autopilot will come…. Eventually. Brakes…90% of the time regen is fine….. agree with everything you said. Would I buy one….. yes! It’s the modern day version of the delorean…. Absolutely bonkers but absolutely brilliant in the same breath!

The driving force behind the lunacy of this vehicle comes from the mind of a man who has never in his life done anything that required the utility of a real truck.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1060">17:40</a> to be fair, 90% of truck buyers dont even need a truck. its as you said, most truck buyers buy them for a fashion statement.

This is such a terrific review! Thank you for that.

My problem with drive-by-wire is that is software dependent, and what if the system crashes after a buggy update?

A big problem with the Cyber"Truck" is it's not even a truck. As Matt said it's a fashion statement it's for people who want attention.

"At least the Tesla Cybertruck is doing a number on the kind of people who would buy a Tesla Cybertruck..." -someone on Facebook

How is it not a crime to ship a car or any product to a customer with a receipt telling you what's included, but many aren't included?

While most edge panels aren't as sharp as the door, they are just as dangerous. I once split my knuckle open on a thick piece of chrome trim. My hand slipped off a wrench and my clenched fist hit the edge square on. Skin was under tension and snapped, opening down to the bone

What you really want for a post apocalypse is a steam car. You can heat a boiler with just about anything that burns, you don't need a ton of infrastructure to fuel it, and configured correctly it could even provide drinking water.

You could make a cucumber and carrot salad in the apocalypse.

The way he constantly apologizes is pure madness

"What use is the Cybertruck if it can't off-road? That's like a sex doll with no holes, I just seems weird having it on my couch." ~Lewis Black

Those sharp edges are insane... can't beleive they would sell something like that.

Great, objective review with correct statements. At least for me. Thanks!

Loved this video 2 minutes in, the honesty is just wonderful! No blowing smoke here!

Here to read the Tesla simp comments..

The only credit I would give the Cyber Truck is its strange and crude stone age looks! 😅😂😂😊

I seen my first cyber turn in person yesterday. The Truck was driving around in Plainfield Indiana, and it was painted all black

Literally the only cybertruck video I’ve been waiting for. Nobody but Matt and Zack will roast this truck in a way like it absolutely deserves.

A Challenger is a dream vehicle. That thing is an eye sore a metallic turd.

Its a moving razer blade. Just imagine in 2 years when these get cheaper and in the hood, and kids are running from Cops in these, and slam into you not realizing. Anyone that gets hit by one of these will take the brunt of the impact, the people in the Tesla will be fine. Where are the crumple zones on the Truck?

Good review!

as someone who drives a two wheeled vehicle, this is a rolling nightmare for me to drive anywhere near.

How is it possible that a modern high-priced vehicle doesn't have a head-up display and people have to look at the center screen for their speed?

Great video and loving the teal watch btw...what is it?

It’s like a truck a thirteen year old would put together with random pieces in his dad’s garage

I’m just waiting for all the Cybertruck related injury lawsuits 😂

Finally someone not slobbing the cybertruck

Test it on salty wet winter roads ..i bet it will rust

An excellent review my friend!

The fact they tried to change regulations says it all: With regards to the wing mirrors, Franz von Holzhausen had this to say on December 2023: “We didn't want mirrors. So in the beginning we weren't even designing mirrors, but we couldn't get the regulations changed. We would love to get rid of the mirrors.”

I'm in Pennsylvania. If I repaired my car with a sharp panel that sticks out like that it would not pass inspection.

So everything between the front and rear bumper?

I was a fan of the design when it launched. I was under the (perhaps naive) impression that the design must have been driven by an engineering process. We always hear about Elon's companies being driven by "first principles" and hardcore engineering know-how. The price was amazing. The range was amazing. The "exoskeleton" concept was amazing. Here was an engineering marvel in the form of a work of art being sold at a price that couldn't be beat! And just imagine... if THIS was the first electric truck on your block, ,that might get some conversations going about electric trucks. And then. Sigh. The first hint that all of it was a lie was the windsheild wiper reveal. If the design had been driven by engineering, then surely that would have included them solving the wiper problem. The over-sized, over-priced wiper just sort of tacked on as an afterhtought proved that this wasn't even remotely first principles... more like last principles. Instead of form follows function, we have function compromised by form. Then we find out it will cost twice what it was supposed to. Then we find out it only gets a fraction of the range it was supposed to. Then we find out the towing rating is lower. Then we find out that the exoskeleton thing was complete rubbish and it's basically a traditional body-on-frame design with a very heavy body on that frame. And we find out that despite being praised as a cheaper, faster alternative to stamping, Tesla actually found it very difficult and expensive to impliment manufacturing of the body. And then we see the interior and instead of minimalist, futuristic, sleek but still ergonomic... it just looks cheap and crappy and not really well thought-out at all. And worst of all... instead of being the first electric truck on the block... it's the last. Companies who announced their trucks after the Cybertruck reveal still beat them to market. There are a few interesting things happening with the Cybertruck in terms of innovative manufacturing, but like you said, none of them are consequential to the form factor. It misses basically every mark Elon set for it... even in the looks department because that wiper is hideous and dumb. They couldn't even do that right. Baffling.

Look at how ugly it is plus the price .... yikes 🙄

This vehicle would be impressive... If it was home made.