Memes made up in People's Dreams

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Matt Rose

6 ай бұрын

Oh come on, Hubert...

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@ryriclan3425 6 ай бұрын

I love Matt's cooking, he's like a psychotic wine aunt who lives in a shed.

@_edible_ 6 ай бұрын

this is the best thing ive ever read

@DefinetlyAHuman 6 ай бұрын

Why did I read that in his voice lol

@meias. 6 ай бұрын

@@DefinetlyAHumanholy shit me too (also based Baizhu enjoyer)

@DefinetlyAHuman 6 ай бұрын

@meias. I read the most random things in his voice. Like, I see a Tumblr post and I'll read it in either Matt's or The Click's voice. ITS A CURSE

@meias. 6 ай бұрын

@@DefinetlyAHuman NOT THE CLICK, THAT'S EVEN WORSE. My condolences, my dude

@Cecilpedia 5 ай бұрын

I had a dream that Hatsune Miku was an actual, real life person who created a vocaloid voice bank to draw publicity away from the fact that they found human remains in her refrigerator back in 1994 so she could still release music while awaiting the death penalty. I was convinced it was real for like 10 minutes so I kept google searching "Miku human remains" "Hatsune Miku 1994.

@pinetoken8824 5 ай бұрын

The higher ups in Google will have fun reading your search history

@Aglassofwater67 5 ай бұрын

as a huge miku fan i quickly went from "YOO HATSUNE MIKU" to "OH DEAR GOD" reading your comment lmao

@º№™ºc™ 5 ай бұрын

yeah i once had a dream where the word 'orthodontally' was used as 'guaranteed' so what i saw in my dream was 'orthodontally high chance of death' and then i just spawned wings as i died then i tried to search 'orthodontally' and found out that that means 'tooth doctor'

@The_og_moonwalker 4 ай бұрын

Off topic but have y’all ever had a dream related to school, wake up, and be really disappointed that it was a dream and now you have to go to school again

@Aglassofwater67 4 ай бұрын

@@The_og_moonwalker I had a dream that tried to fuck with my perception of time while i tried to go to school by "waking me up" at a different hour each time (i kept waking up in a different dream which was in the same dream) until i actually woke up. It thankfully didn't mess up my perception of time but it did make me uncomfortable and confused.

@alex-fs9yt 6 ай бұрын

"make the opaque deer clear" seems like a spell that subscribers to this channel will now chant ominously whenever the opportunity arises

@clairet5636 6 ай бұрын

Watching "Leave the World Behind"

@st0ny242 6 ай бұрын

This sentence is so funny for some reason. It's been stuck in my head for 20 minutes now

@Womp_Womp307 6 ай бұрын

Make the opaque deer clear

@sudesh.khatri 6 ай бұрын

Make the opaque deer clear

@bbloveseevees8984 6 ай бұрын

Make the opaque deer clear

@darienb1127 2 ай бұрын

I had a dream that had both an A and B plot that were separate from each other. The A plot is very nsfw, but the B plot involved the Muppets trying to get arrested for Jaywalking.

@Wyrm3 Ай бұрын

TRYING to?

@rotomfan63 26 күн бұрын

That b plot sounds some skit they'd end up in

@darienb1127 26 күн бұрын

@@rotomfan63 It's even funnier when contrasted to that A plot was something VERY horny. I don't remember what it was exactly though.

@mandohunter8509 17 күн бұрын

@@darienb1127can you give us done minor details about plan A?

@mrbones9332 12 күн бұрын

down ABYSMAL

@Alfy-kl5vr 2 ай бұрын

Evil Spotify has you pay for ads, but the ads are so funny that it's worth paying for

@spectru2021 Ай бұрын

This needs to be real

@takenshota546 Ай бұрын

No, the horrendous, dare i say, MONSTROUS spotify has NO ADS, and it has QUALITY MUSIC when you hit the SHUFFLE BUTTON

@MintTheProtogen Ай бұрын

@@takenshota546Oh dear god. That means that all the shit music is the music you select.

@spectru2021 28 күн бұрын

@@takenshota546 Wait,what!? Tgis is outrageous...quality music when shuffling a song?!

@HalalRyan_stayingondeen 26 күн бұрын

What if it was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Spotify and played only love songs and the ads were just constant moaning

@imjustsomebunny 6 ай бұрын

I had a dream once that God and Satan were having beef on twitter, and all the Catholics and Satanists were aggressively sending mean-spirited memes back and forth (like soyjacks and shit) to try to "get one up" on each other. It was really bizarre.

@justinambru8529 6 ай бұрын

Sounds awesome tome.

@BearsChannel69 6 ай бұрын

LMAOO 💀

@alicebthegachaweirdo8378 6 ай бұрын

As an atheist, this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

@irishmanfromengland25 6 ай бұрын

@@alicebthegachaweirdo8378 as a hellenist, I agree.

@AQueerLoner 6 ай бұрын

As a satanist, this is so fricking funny @@alicebthegachaweirdo8378

@raphaeldagamer 6 ай бұрын

The amount of laughter that "is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?" was able to siphon from me was irrational.

@candacevw 5 ай бұрын

eis buff eis zhigguly are you zhokzter

@alexhollinghurst3945 5 ай бұрын

I haven't stopped laughing in about 10 minutes, I'm crying and my throat and cheeks hurt 😂

@shinymainespoon 5 ай бұрын

9:27 It is SO stupid and I love it so much

@jonac0426 5 ай бұрын

are you jokster?

@ImagineDroplet 5 ай бұрын

I swear I recognize it from somewhere, like that was a thing going around the internet a few years ago. equally funny now as it was then

@japanpanda2179 3 ай бұрын

I recently had a dream that someone brought a cow into a hospital, and it got out of the room it was in, so then the cow was just free roaming in the hospital and no one could find it. It became the hospital's unofficial mascot and people started making jokes like "No metal objects near MRI machine. It makes the cow sad."

@MDreamerIsBi 3 ай бұрын

There's a COW - loose in a hos-pital!

@fluffly3606 2 ай бұрын

I now headcanon that the cow belonged to a little kid and it died and they told them it got loose in the hopsital

@milx7210 2 ай бұрын

@@MDreamerIsBiis that a John Mulaney reference i see?

@Crows_Hoard Ай бұрын

@@MDreamerIsBi my thoughts exactly

@BrickArmyProductions 2 ай бұрын

I keep having dreams where PewDiePie is my distant cousin and I’ll randomly see him at family reunions, but he always arrives in the bed of a pickup truck.

@Gloomdrake 10 сағат бұрын

With or without a seal?

@BrickArmyProductions 10 сағат бұрын

@@Gloomdrake I don’t think I’ve ever seen him with a seal companion if that’s what you’re asking

@Gloomdrake 9 сағат бұрын

@@BrickArmyProductions no, the kinda seals that you put on things to contain something, like freshness or a dark god

@BrickArmyProductions 9 сағат бұрын

@@Gloomdrake Oh, no; he has been fully unleashed to his full potential, bound by no seal

@brickie9816 6 ай бұрын

"One day your hatred will birth a god of spiders" unironically sounds like a very good message for all humans

@gdclemo 6 ай бұрын

I think I have that death metal album somewhere.

@LukeFitzgerald-bh1zt 6 ай бұрын

goes hard ngl

@The_REAL_Mannequin 6 ай бұрын

My writer brain is becoming inspired and coming up with a bunch of story ideas

@eleanorprice2349 6 ай бұрын

It reminds me of a silent hill track, Breeze- In Monochrome Night, at the very end there is a monologue directed to the protagonist about birthing a God. "There is another reason to fill your heart with hatred,... One day you will birth a God..."

@TrueBruceTube 6 ай бұрын

*youy're

@AnReisNOTASIGMA7777 6 ай бұрын

I once had a dream that in the future some scientists start having a mental breakdown looking at a “kid named finger” meme as they tried to rationalize it

@heinrich.hitzinger 6 ай бұрын

The child: 👁👄👁

@MisterJohnDoe 6 ай бұрын

Probably somewhere on a distant alien planet studying humans.

@official-obama 6 ай бұрын

hmm... maybe it means something like "we're going to let/have Finger paint (this image)", and "kid named Finger:" is preceding the painting, meaning that he has did the painting. it is not very humorous, though it might be that the lack of humor is humorous itself.

@bearantarctic5843 6 ай бұрын

Pucci Minion 💀

@legitusername-zl7to 6 ай бұрын

Kid named paint:

@commercialairliner 2 ай бұрын

"Snakes have no need for legs, Hector" is an unironically fire quote

@miuki2721 Ай бұрын

In genesis, Yahweh punished the snake by removing its limbs and made the human mortal. However it is revealed that snakes are like that due to evolution.

@aletyler12 Ай бұрын

What about that dream about the Mario kart track that took 3 days to complete?

@nessstarries6204 Ай бұрын

@@aletyler12You're going to have so much sex

@rianmela3825 18 күн бұрын

@@miuki2721what if the genetic ancestors of snakes were just the snakes before being punished

@miuki2721 17 күн бұрын

@@rianmela3825 Some snakes, such as the boa have vestigial hindlegs as insight

@johntherailfan3754 3 ай бұрын

I once had a dream, and the only thing I remember is the shitty pickup line "Are you a Victorian-era child? Cuz I want to make you mine"

@Echo_the_half_glitch Ай бұрын

That's shitty in a funny way though

@Echo_the_half_glitch Ай бұрын

To me at least

@Echo_the_half_glitch Ай бұрын

I have a very morbid sense of humor

@PurgatoryMaybee 12 сағат бұрын

@@Echo_the_half_glitch why did you reply 3 times

@VacantKey 6 ай бұрын

In my dream, my brain somehow designed an entire, 7-building complex of stately homes that had been turned into museums. 5 years later and I can still remember the entire layout of these buildings - how they were organized, how many floors they had, what they had in them - everything.

@mekova5498 6 ай бұрын

Build it in sims fr

@VacantKey 6 ай бұрын

@@mekova5498 honestly i think i might

@leoncaples2947 6 ай бұрын

Dude. You have architecture in your future.

@TheScholarOfLemons 6 ай бұрын

describe

@Sparklyfrog._. 6 ай бұрын

please work in architecture

@Wolfie54545 3 ай бұрын

“Mr. Beast Beyond Air” was probably the brain trying to find a card stronger than Mr. Beast Air and was like, “uhhh, BEYOND AIR.”

@ChrisScottNI 3 ай бұрын

I dreamed that I created a meme that was a 3d modeled man with a cone for a nose saying ''oh dear, i have become YOGURTS''

@MetaBloxer Ай бұрын

I want to see this now.

@PurgatoryMaybee 12 сағат бұрын

welp time to lazily mash free blender models

@YourWaywardDestiny 6 ай бұрын

One time I had a dream that Markiplier came into my house unexpectedly, and I didn't have all my laundry put away. I was embarrassed by this, as I was just getting around to putting away my bras. I sheepishly tried to hurry that along, but Mark stopped me. "WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!" Mark yelled. "I KNOW WHAT A BRA IS FOR, DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BOOBS I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE?" He then proceeded to waste the time we apparently didn't have in order to list off all the kinds of boobs he'd seen. It didn't spawn a meme in that dream, but for weeks there were references to that dream in my other dreams all over the place. The dream was a dream meme, but I didn't make a meme in my dream, if that makes sense.

@WilliamTheMuddy 6 ай бұрын

That literally sounds like something Mark would say.

@govnopochta69 6 ай бұрын

gold

@maddieb.4282 6 ай бұрын

I can literally visualize him doing this, you nailed his personality fr

@catbatrat1760 6 ай бұрын

This sounds familiar, I swear. Did you maybe tell this story somewhere else, too?

@YourWaywardDestiny 6 ай бұрын

@@catbatrat1760 I've told this story so many times, you might have wandered into it. It's a great dream, I'll never not bring it up when the chance arises.

@WilliamTheMuddy 6 ай бұрын

I had a very vivid dream just last night that I went on "Five Nights at Freddy's - The Ride." It was billed as a "multimedia, holographic horror experience," with cutting edge special effects. The draw of the ride was that you had to play minigames throughout the whole ride to keep the animatronics from killing you, while all around you it was basically a really creepy haunted house that tried to distract you from your "tasks." You'd sit in a slow moving car with about five other people, completing minigames on a tablet. If somebody else in the car failed their minigames, then a hologram of one of the animatronics would come in and violently mangle them, bite their heads off, tear off limbs, etc. Meanwhile, everybody in the car would be splashed by warm water. Cutting edge holographic technology would then make it seem like, instead of a person sitting in front of or next to you, they'd actually been killed and left as a mangled corpse, and the magic of holograms made all the warm water look red like blood. At the same time, though, you knew they were actually still alive, because anybody who died would sit there complaining about how they lost - they were just _literally invisible_ because of the holograms. When the ride was over, I was shaking because the whole thing was gory and scary as hell, but everybody else who got off with me complained about how "lame" it was.

@kristinglab 6 ай бұрын

i wanna ride that

@floweyseed 6 ай бұрын

That sounds hella cool, omg.

@catbatrat1760 6 ай бұрын

I genuinely wish this was real and also that we had that kind of technology in general. Like, imagine what else people would be able to make if we had that kind of technology.

@nobody1807 6 ай бұрын

Somebody needs to make this

@ghostlyyyyyy 6 ай бұрын

Holy shit that sounds amazing

@pocketinfinity6733 2 ай бұрын

"Snakes have no need for legs Hector" goes so hard, Fring would so say that

@star.jelly_00 2 ай бұрын

i had a weird daydream where a meme was “bro was breathing sarcastically” and it was some dude sitting on a bench at night

@asteroidrules 4 ай бұрын

I had a dream that Alaska had passed a law stating that a building could not be haunted by more than 114 ghosts at a time.

@roxanneconner7185 2 ай бұрын

I love this

@thesadisticskitty7665 2 ай бұрын

It's a safety precaution! If you have too many ghosts in one place it can cause the fabric of reality to deteriorate, leading to things like endless hallways, spontaneous floorplan changes, and the building itself becoming a living organism. These things (and more) are all very dangerous outcomes, so I can see why you'd want to restrict the amount of ghosts that can inhabit a building.

@HaloInverse 2 ай бұрын

There's a fair number of obscure local laws that exist not because they're generally practical, but because there was _that one guy_ (of any gender) who did something weird and/or aggravating but _technically legal,_ so a new law had to be made to just to stop them. ...the mind reels at the sheer perseverance needed to cause a building to be haunted with "at least 115" ghosts, in a state with such a low population density to begin with.

@pandalenz6534 Ай бұрын

That sounds like something in New Orleans.

@nicholaslienandjaja1815 Ай бұрын

Otherwise the Ghostbusters will break into the building.

@wintershock 6 ай бұрын

I had a stress dream once. I had to design a house that had 18 bathrooms and a finite amount of space. I couldn’t just add more square footage to make room for the 18 bathrooms. I tried negotiating with the people that they didn’t need that many bathrooms in one house. It didn’t work. They threatened to add more bathrooms if I tried to take away one of the 18 bathrooms.

@Scypek 6 ай бұрын

Given how horribly designed most bathrooms in dreams are, you could probably find a way to make it work somehow. Stack a few toilets on top of each other for people who don't like being alone. Maybe add a faucet to each of them to save space on sinks.

@highdark7919 6 ай бұрын

@wintershock based on this comment I was kept wondering, do you design houses for a living by chance?

@yunaaeris7523 6 ай бұрын

Sounds like some kind of Sims build challenge.

@wintershock 6 ай бұрын

@@highdark7919 yes

@DingusMcBride 6 ай бұрын

That genuinely sounds like it could be quite stressful

@Juicer1226 3 ай бұрын

I had a dream where me and my buddies were food critics, and we got chased by a bear into a McDonald's. Turns out the manager was Colonel Sanders, and we ordered all the food on earth. One of my friend's sacrificed his life eating all the food, so Sanders ended up quitting.

@thevanillafeziant 5 күн бұрын

Sorry but just the idea that McDonalds clones Colonel Sanders to make him the manager of a single franchising location is really funny to me. Like they could make him their new mascot to try to out compete kfc but don’t, just make him a manager at a random location.

@haileyfandroidfan1164 3 ай бұрын

The "EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION!!!" sounds like it was recorded inside of a toilet and i love it

@atlantic85 6 ай бұрын

Matt could’ve just used stock sound effects, but he went right for it and made the sounds himself. What a legend.

@gothic_skittle 6 ай бұрын

yes and i love when he said 'im 33 years old' at the end xDDD

@redmist6630 6 ай бұрын

this dude would climb a damn mountain for a reddit post. lets see your ai do that awful text to speech channels

@n0rik0.3clips3 6 ай бұрын

888th like ❤

@asuka_the_void_witch 6 ай бұрын

it's called foley

@KuzaiRain 6 ай бұрын

I had a dream that I was sitting on the couch at Game Grumps and they were playing a random video game about shit stains. We were all talking to each other casually and making jokes until I confessed that I did NOT have a shit fetish, and Dan asked me to leave while Arin cried his eyes out.

@V0IDWARE 6 ай бұрын

Out of laughter or what

@Illhavesnakes 6 ай бұрын

Sounds about right, hope to see you on Guest Grumps one of these days

@caden4858 6 ай бұрын

😭😭WHAT??

@SurmenianSoldier 6 ай бұрын

game grumps shit fetish video

@Amara87387 6 ай бұрын

@@bbbeanmanI’m in the same boat

@piranhadude64 3 ай бұрын

I had a dream where some people accidentally time-traveled into the future, and it happened to me. In my confusion, someone approached me and yelled in a racist manner, “Go back to your own timeline!”

@Gangster_broccoli 3 ай бұрын

One time I woke up for school and I had this weird thought of a friend saying “twin towers gyatt🤣” which I thought was normal since I was half asleep.

@snowballgunpro1S 3 ай бұрын

what the scallops

@mikumiku_va 2 ай бұрын

WHAA LMAOO

@jeandutoit1226 13 күн бұрын

@@snowballgunpro1Swhat the cabbage?

@abl892 6 ай бұрын

My grandpa once woke up laughing to tears after hearing a joke in his dream, so he went to the study and wrote it down to tell his wife. When he woke up, it said "I AM A HAMMER".

@user-hd7dv7rr5x 6 ай бұрын

Well, was he?

@abl892 6 ай бұрын

@@user-hd7dv7rr5x Haha no. But he was really disappointed.

@Noblesse_Sapphire 6 ай бұрын

Oh, thank God he wasn't a drill :O

@user-me6td1up1m 6 ай бұрын

If it was that funny when he heard it in the dream, the person telling it to him must have really nailed the punchline… :P

@HungryWarden 6 ай бұрын

@@user-me6td1up1myeah, it must’ve been a real stomach pounder!

@ParadoxPython 6 ай бұрын

I think it's pretty indicative of present day humor that dream-made memes are virtually indistinguishable from real ones.

@plugshirt1762 5 ай бұрын

Unironically these dream memes are funnier than real ones lol

@catsinwonderland7473 5 ай бұрын

Virtually indistinguishable. Is that a pun?

@slimyboixd 5 ай бұрын

Especially Eugene

@93peaches 5 ай бұрын

@@slimyboixdi wish that one were real

@Kyle1st100 5 ай бұрын

@@slimyboixdEugene fans rise up 🗣️🗣️💯🔥

@º№™ºc™ 2 ай бұрын

I had this meme in a dream, being 'WE'RE ALL MARBLES NOW' over a photo of a landscape where everything was made out of marbles. The dream was about: everything slowly turning into marbles, starting with me becoming a marble.

@AaronJLong 2 ай бұрын

You made food that came to someone in a dream. What was once an Onion sketch has become reality.

@liammiller1472 6 ай бұрын

I am impressed with everyone’s abilities to turn these into real images

@mariellaacardoso 6 ай бұрын

same?? i couldn't recreate an image from a dream if i tried

@KrystalGtag1997 6 ай бұрын

@@mariellaacardosoI dreamt fortnite and among us had a collab with minecraft

@LiamDoesStuff22 6 ай бұрын

@@KrystalGtag1997 jesus christ what is this comment

@KrystalGtag1997 6 ай бұрын

@@LiamDoesStuff22 I thought we were saying our memes made up in dreams

@LiamDoesStuff22 6 ай бұрын

@@KrystalGtag1997 ik but that is a rly weird dream

@rab6501 6 ай бұрын

matt rose is the scariest figment of my imagination by a mile

@Andy-the-crow 6 ай бұрын

And the fact that he is somehow slightly real terrifies me a great deal

@amandapanda5087 6 ай бұрын

@@Andy-the-crowAs it should

@Andy-the-crow 6 ай бұрын

@@amandapanda5087 exactly

@duelort4856 6 ай бұрын

Goku Black (ssj) Rosé 🚫 Matt (ssj) Rosé ✅

@goldenaxolotl9718 6 ай бұрын

@@Andy-the-crowOnly slightly though

@Seno_was_taken 3 ай бұрын

"I am 33 years old" Most mature 33 year old man in the world

@IrisAndTailsOfficial Ай бұрын

Respect for Matt because he didn't let anyone simp for him

@KaileyHammer-jx7zd 3 ай бұрын

I had a dream where izuku midoriya was a yandere and bakugo was actually really nice, I remember at the end of it izuku was actually a robot and bakugo plugged a charger in him saying something like. "Go to sleep, heal yourself..."

@HangryOnPaws 3 ай бұрын

You sure that's not the season one finale? 😂

@tyrantking9000 3 ай бұрын

Bakugo....being nice? One man's dream is definitely another's nightmare.

@galghoul3042 4 ай бұрын

"One day your hatred will birth a god of spiders" is legitimately frightening.

@IHateColorTheory 4 ай бұрын

As someone who used to have a humongous fear of spiders, It's terrifying.

@lolliii5477 3 ай бұрын

me, a game player: *dreams of me tearing the god apart*

@vandalianproductions 3 ай бұрын

@@IHateColorTheoryI read that as homogeneous.

@number-14 3 ай бұрын

Spiders as is could solo humanity in theory, there's soo many of them. We don't even need to exploit allergies

@fatstupid9070 3 ай бұрын

Im gonna put it on a t-shirt

@Rookvaleriannocturne 6 ай бұрын

My dreams have been getting increasingly vivid, yet also incredibly mundane. So last night, I ended up dream-hallucinating that I got up and washed all the dishes before crawling back into bed. I, in fact, did not do the dishes.

@aynDRAWS 6 ай бұрын

Bro, my mom talks about this all the time. I have super crazy vivid dreams consistently, probably because of my medication, so I'll tell her about it and she'll just get this sad look in here eyes like "I had a dream about going to work, coming home and making dinner, and then going to bed. Then I woke up and realised have have to actually do that shit still"

@Alizudo 6 ай бұрын

@@aynDRAWS I honestly wouldn't complain about that myself, because I'd essentially live an entire extra day for free.

@Carltonhenrikk 6 ай бұрын

I dreamed that my house was a disaster, and guests came over... Uninvited... They were just suddenly there and i was so embarrassed and also mad at whoever invited them for not telling me we're having guests so i could at least tidy up. Another time i dreamt the same thing except this time my landlord was the visitor and she was not pleased at the state of the house at all. And i was like hehe uhh..sorry... Uhm.. Yeah I'm cleaning it right now... My house was, in fact, never a disaster, but rather clean and we were not having guests any time soon. And my landlord hardly ever comes over.

@turingtestingmypatience 6 ай бұрын

couple years ago, dreamt that i'd got up, got ready for school and all that. literally got to the front door and woke up. immediate brain reaction was "i just put all that effort in, I'm not doing it again"

@Chrysalis208 6 ай бұрын

You must've been extremely confused the next morning when you clearly recall yourself doing the dishes.

@palcube2467 3 ай бұрын

Had a dream where the local cement factory was actually a drug cartel run by the maffia, and when i found out they chased me down in a katyusha and i escaped in 1909 Caddilac

@roccoholcomb 3 ай бұрын

> be me > wake up > get ready > go to party > meet matpat from game theory > be shocked > ask him about his latest theory > he starts explaining enthusiastically > can't keep up with his fast talking > nodding along pretending to understand > feel like a fraud > awkwardly excuse myself to get a drink > spend rest of the party avoiding eye contact with him a greentext I made

@CaptainAOrange 6 ай бұрын

I love how the time travel interface has a determinism toggle, as if you can just decide if the universe is deterministic or not.

@aedenoleary 5 ай бұрын

What does that mean. Is it Happened time travel/Happening time travel?

@milo713 5 ай бұрын

@@aedenoleary determinism is the belief that things have a predetermined future, and thus free will is either useless or just non-existent. For example, "children are doomed to repeat the mistakes of their parents" and "the history of humanity is a tale of progress" are semi-deterministic phrases, "it all goes according to God's plan" is a fully deterministic phrase. So time travelling in a universe where determinism is a fact would be very different than doing so in a world where nothing is predetermined

@CaptainAOrange 5 ай бұрын

@@aedenolearydeterminism is a concept in philosophy that if you have the same starting conditions in the universe it will end up the same every time. Essentially it would mean our timeline is fixed and can't be changed if it's deterministic, and that no moment in time is guaranteed to happen if it isn't

@CaptainAOrange 5 ай бұрын

@@milo713 youtube hid your reply when I made mine, nice explanation

@goldend791 5 ай бұрын

You only ever make a real choice when you turn that switch on. You were always going to turn off the determinism since it's deterministic.

@Cryodrakon2 5 ай бұрын

"Snakes have no need for legs hector" is fire though

@emilysmith2965 3 ай бұрын

Coulda been in the show honestly

@Cryodrakon2 3 ай бұрын

@@emilysmith2965 yeah.

@roxanneconner7185 2 ай бұрын

I had a dream a few days ago that I was reading about a scientific study that showed that 92% of the health benefits of being vegetarian could be accounted for by the fact that vegetarians statistically eat more cauliflower.

@DepressedRainbowSweater 3 ай бұрын

I had a dream where I ate a devil fruit, but it was a cookie. I crushed up the devil fruit cookie thing and removed the seeds (which were candy corns) and then ate it. After I had eaten most of it I realized there were instructions and they were “add 2 cups of sweet water and remove seeds” so I started panicking bc I hadn’t added sweet water, so I started adding sweet water to the remaining crumbs, then drank it. I tried to use my “power” but all I heard was “n a i v e” in my head over and over again and I was crying bc I had lost my ability to swim for nothing and now I could only hear “n a i v e” in my head.

@NickIncomplete 2 ай бұрын

the naive-naive fruit 💀💀💀

@DepressedRainbowSweater 2 ай бұрын

@@NickIncomplete literally what me and my friends called it

@nicholaslienandjaja1815 Ай бұрын

That has to be the worst Devil Fruit ever

@0_dearghealach_083 6 ай бұрын

"One day your hatred will birth a god of spiders" is such a damn raw line. Sounds like an idea for a horror-fantasy book about the creation of a new deity.

@Master_Sword_From_BOTW 6 ай бұрын

*Youy’re

@user-lt7rn4pz4f 6 ай бұрын

Reminds me of Lolth

@erronblack308 5 ай бұрын

Zath

@abyssalnightmare551 5 ай бұрын

This is literally the plot of The Magnus Archives

@shadowdroid776 4 ай бұрын

@@user-lt7rn4pz4fThe church of Lolth approves this message

@zombiegordonf9320 6 ай бұрын

I have had a LOT of weird dreams. One was where my entire town was in a lockdown state, because an old man had made a mini theatre in the street. The man encouraged anyone to join him, but the town would rather stay inside. I was inside and decided to look out the window, but all I saw was Morshu, the shopkeeper from Zelda CD-I, was t posing in a black void. I was so terrified I hid under a blanket. Then my entire family was held hostage by a biker with a pink mohawk. I punched him in the back of the head and I woke up out of fear.

@Weeping_W1ll0w 6 ай бұрын

IM SCREAMING WHAT

@zombiegordonf9320 6 ай бұрын

@@Weeping_W1ll0w would you be surprised if I said that that dream was one of my most normal ones I had

@RedGenesectNinja 6 ай бұрын

“Sleep paralysis, the void, nightmares. You want it? It’s yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rubies!”

@martianscienceenthusiast 6 ай бұрын

Biker from hotline miami visited you in a dream.

@PhoenixT70 6 ай бұрын

“Morshu… was t posing in a black void” sent me.

@frog_funk 3 ай бұрын

Had a dream when I was around 6, a 2d wolf tied me up on a bike and rode me around the fish market and the same thing we both said for like an hour was “let me go” “no” and I kicked him in the nuts so hard I woke up to me kicking my pillow.

@engineerskalinera 3 ай бұрын

I once dreamed that me and my cousin played the star wars pod racing game. I only found out years later that it's a real game.

@jasperjazzie 6 ай бұрын

i wish "emergency frog situation" was a real thing, because every situation feels like an emergency frog situation.

@pengiunanimatorguy 4 ай бұрын

Your wish is granted

@ulpurt7612 6 ай бұрын

He can cook, gaslight us about deer being opaque, and read gibberish. Matt needs a raise.

@FormerlyEpesi 6 ай бұрын

Most deer are, in fact, opaque

@calcutt4 6 ай бұрын

and with alcohol too!

@carriebecker8383 6 ай бұрын

And fart into a mic

@Slytherin_101 6 ай бұрын

He needs a BIG raise my man.

@tom-0ton408 6 ай бұрын

That wasn't cooking it was edging food poisoning

@averagecupofcoffee 3 ай бұрын

I once had a dream where me and some classmates were in a small, yellow room baking cake for Gordon Ramsay, except there was nothing in the room except for a long black table and chairs. Gordon was not pleased.

@stylish-maggot 3 ай бұрын

i once had a dream where i met danny gonzales [forgive my spelling of his last name] at a random gas station. for some reason tho, he was a hippie-

@DanielLeonis 6 ай бұрын

I once had a dream where I was a detective working in the original CSI TV series. For some reason a burrito was now called a "sparitto", and it was the most common food people ate while in the break room. I was friends with a character I didn't recognize, and she constantly called them "sparities" [pronounced spah - ree - tees]. One of the higher ups in my department told her I wouldn't be joining her for lunch, and she sadly said "aww... now I have to eat all these sparities all by myself", while surrounded by literally hundreds of taco bell burritos. I woke myself up by laughing because of just how stupid it was 😂

@terrotorotbart8319 6 ай бұрын

This is hilarious

@Big-The-Cat 6 ай бұрын

Taco Bell sparittos*

@heinrich.hitzinger 6 ай бұрын

The sparrito: 🌯

@user-qx3bg4hx5e 6 ай бұрын

she had SPAREittoes haja

@sensifacient 6 ай бұрын

I read so many comments but this is the one that got me, lmao

@granautismo69 6 ай бұрын

Matt, as Brits, we should actually start calling meat feast pizza specifically Bimmy, in order to further confuse the Americans.

@JessicaLovesFoxes 6 ай бұрын

As an American fan of Matt Rose's videos who can join the silliness, I see this as an absolute win

@sythrus 6 ай бұрын

As a Canadian who is always caught in between these silly conflicts _I'm in_

@onopitea 6 ай бұрын

As an American Matt Rose fan, I too will be joining in. not again eugene !!

@user-ue8tr5xr8o 6 ай бұрын

As another American fan of Matts chaotic and funny videos, *I would be glad to participate in this.*

@dunkleosteusterrelli 6 ай бұрын

as an another American I also love me some bimmy

@LostOnHoth308 5 күн бұрын

Talk about dedication. How many other people would actually create a genuine fart for a video?

@shadowbon11 3 ай бұрын

I had a dream that i got arrested and sentenced to 300 000 000 years in prison because… I played Star Wars Battlefront II on Mother’s Day 💀

@techno1561 5 ай бұрын

That Breaking Bad one with "Snakes have no need for legs" is such a savage line. If that was real, it probably would have blown up like nothing else.

@Kirbun 6 ай бұрын

I didn't expect Matt to spend (likely) half an hour or so cooking food solely because a Redittor had a dream. Never change, Matt.

@BlueWormyYT 3 ай бұрын

When I was tired the image of a Big Nate book called “Big Nate: Tasty Car” flashed in my mind for a split second

@retr0color 6 ай бұрын

what’s insane is how realistic some of these are. not only can i completely invision eugene the isopod memes and r/howbigarethey existing in reality, i also sincerely wish they did

@MrFourchords 6 ай бұрын

YES

@oddcrafter1270 6 ай бұрын

Eugene the isopod memes are my new favorite thing XD

@stopwatchstudios9622 6 ай бұрын

My brother in Christ she stabbed you

@mimicmey 6 ай бұрын

Also the r/comics top post one, that got a good laugh outta me

@sluggastar2 6 ай бұрын

Be the change you wish to see in the world

@user-of4fy1nb9y 4 ай бұрын

*_EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION_* I don't know what is funnier, the flashing frog, Matt yelling the above phrase, or "We are Number One" playing in the background.

@FleshWizard69420 Ай бұрын

EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION ❗❗🐸💯🔥🔥🗣️😊

@lexaiuskenjiro5867 Ай бұрын

All of above

@thecringeexterminationservice Ай бұрын

Ever since my encounter a few months ago my dreams have been really fuckin weird, I had one recently where basically everyone I knew stood in a circle and screamed “your the best sigma” at me over and over, shit was terrifying

@dregen3586 Ай бұрын

Hey sigma, you’re finally awake

@Cheerybelle 6 күн бұрын

"Emergency Frog Situation" and "Eugene! Not Again!" are such perfect memes. Don't let your dreamemes be medreamemēs. Make your dreamēmemēs come true.

@cantbejawsome 6 ай бұрын

My mom had a dream that she was a bodyguard, and her job was to deliver a briefcase to a stage in front of an audience. The briefcase had a hotdog inside, which she would prop up on a stool with a microphone positioned next to it. The audience would watch the hotdog sit on the stool, silently (because it was a hotdog), and would laugh intermitently, like it was a stand up routine of some kind. People loved it, and the hotdog was very famous. Now the problem is that, she could never successfully deliver the hotdog to the stage. It would always get water on it, so its bun would fall apart, and it would die. The dream kept replaying, so the hotdog kept dying over and over. She was pretty distressed when she woke up.

@lazy_bt 5 ай бұрын

id say pour one out for comedy hotdog but i think its too soon ✊😔

@Pretzel_God 5 ай бұрын

MURDERER@@lazy_bt

@Adriethyl 5 ай бұрын

Seems like a ground-hog situation

@Fresch_K 6 ай бұрын

As a child I once spent several minues in a sort of sleep paralysis/half draming state and I saw a man standing in my room who was challenging people to touch the cactus on my windowsill like it was some sort of carnival attraction. Appearantly you could earn a few bucks if you dared to touch that cactus.

@leoncaples2947 6 ай бұрын

Did you touch the cactus? Free money!

@Fresch_K 6 ай бұрын

@@leoncaples2947 I wanted to, but when I fully woke up, he was gone :(

@heinrich.hitzinger 6 ай бұрын

The cactus: 🌵

@Mousey10101 6 ай бұрын

Interesting paralysis demon, I guess he came to you and then saw the cactus, "Sick! Hey everyone! Check out this prickly thing! I dare you all to touch it!"

@Avianeyes 6 ай бұрын

@@heinrich.hitzinger Touchy

@KiwiiiiiiiiSwsscheez69 3 ай бұрын

I had a dream where I was back in the mental hospital and sitting on a high chair, i noticed a clump of my hair on the floor. we tested the hair for fingerprints and it was HILLARY CLINTON. I asked her why she did it and she said "I dunno" and shruged her shoulders.

@EnAnnenNorwegianKid 3 ай бұрын

The fact that dreams are based on what people do IRL before they sleep 💀

@snowballgunpro1S 3 ай бұрын

after seeing this comment, i was kinda curious about the user shown in 3:26.

@powerplay9422 6 ай бұрын

Matt, never stop doing it for the content. Even if it means shitting yourself to make a soundbite.

@thelarryman482 6 ай бұрын

"Alright lads, here we go. *sound of matt dumping it in his own pantaloons* Oh crap, that's big. SKULLEMOJIIIIIIIIIII"

@flamingpaxtsc 6 ай бұрын

⁠@@thelarryman482skullemojiiii

@KelsieJG__they-them 6 ай бұрын

Sharting* 😂

@FatFerret511 6 ай бұрын

As a wise human being once said, “do it for the vine”

@thebigtomato0597 6 ай бұрын

@@FatFerret511 ancient knowledge

@Shifsabre 5 ай бұрын

I can't believe you actually combined a quesadilla, taco, and bimmy into one bite

@howdoipickaname9815 4 ай бұрын

The bimmy really carries the whole combination

@BinglesP 4 ай бұрын

Better than having pineapple on bimmy for some ig

@IHateColorTheory 4 ай бұрын

I'm totally lost, why are you calling pizza that- am I dumb or something😭

@IHateColorTheory 4 ай бұрын

Apparently I didn't finish the rest of the video, I understand now.

@Idontknowwhattocallmyself 2 ай бұрын

before I finished the video I just thought that must be a british word 💀

@inksazyy 9 күн бұрын

the knife flip fking gave me a heart attack lmao

@joemommaoramma7090 6 ай бұрын

I respect how matt is actually adding a bit of depth to his stuff. He should do a "following the internets WORST recipies" video.

@TheGhostFart 6 ай бұрын

aunt myrna's party cheese salad

@AlexPBenton 6 ай бұрын

There’s a channel called “How to cook that” which does something similar. She recreates recipes from social media and shows how they work - or more often how they don’t work, and then she explains and shows how to do it right

@noahrussell2043 6 ай бұрын

Matt Rose vs Kay’s Cooking

@absentcoder4552 6 ай бұрын

That’d just be Matt Rose doing a HowToBasic

@JustMeAri 6 ай бұрын

That would be awesome

@MemoryOfGravy 6 ай бұрын

I once had a dream that the number one sport in the world was a thing called ‘patisserie ball’ - it was a pretty standard game of “get the ball to the place and win a point”, but the important difference was that everyone in the audience was given a tray of little desserts. Each team had a signature dessert associated with them, and whenever a point was scored you’d be allowed to eat one of that team’s desserts. Oh and the game itself was played by fully sentient animals, but no one seemed particularly interested in that because we were here for the cakes, goddamn it. In my dream the game I attended ended up finishing 0-0 with no points scored at all, and people fucking rioted.

@princesswaspp 6 ай бұрын

i want that i love desserts

@JustMeAri 6 ай бұрын

Those players would have the craziest diet ever...

@foursix32 6 ай бұрын

Weirdly cute but extremely fire

@MJ-kx5eh 6 ай бұрын

Dang you dreamed about a sport that could function well, in concept. Meanwhile I had a dream of a weird sport which was a combination of hockey and football. Goalies perched on towers, and the walls of the stadium were super tall. xd

@Big-The-Cat 6 ай бұрын

So no one ate the deserts

@AllieAddison-lz3lk Ай бұрын

Matt's dedication to his fans, though. It's absolutely incredible. Let's give him a round of applause 👏👏👏

@yeehaw-city3086 3 ай бұрын

This is probably my all time favourite subreddit, would love to see you do more from it

@SquibboQ 6 ай бұрын

Eugene is quite devious sometimes

@eothe8802 6 ай бұрын

Not eugene

@AstroRell 6 ай бұрын

Underrated comment right here

@Antifearn 6 ай бұрын

I can still recall the times he shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand, sank the Titanic, and made the Stock Market crash. What a little rascal!

@OKC_THUNDER_NUMBER1 6 ай бұрын

Classic Eugene am I right guys!

@hellomax9511 6 ай бұрын

@@Antifearnand sparked the polio outbreak

@Paint.Water_Soup 4 ай бұрын

I have this reoccurring dream where a news reporter says “well although our news it delicious, let’s take an ad break.” ~jazz music~ “DONT FORGET TO PEE” than it fades and I wake up in a puddle of piss 💀

@ct_tropical1451 4 ай бұрын

Maybe try peeing before you sleep?

@0_dearghealach_083 3 ай бұрын

You may want to see a doctor if you keep peeing in your sleep.

@dennraeh 2 ай бұрын

😰

@marir.s3620 2 ай бұрын

as a comment said, pee before you sleep, you can't sleep a full bladder away

@Paint.Water_Soup 2 ай бұрын

T-thank you

@carolinemyers9793 3 ай бұрын

I COULD LITERALLY FEEL THE HEAT INCREASING WHEN THEY GOT CLOSE TO THE PAN

@smashthesubscribebutton 28 күн бұрын

Evil Spotify wants you to pay at least $250 for a bunch of ads, but the ads are so humorous that it’s worth paying for

@tigrexkiller1548 6 ай бұрын

Weirdest dream I've had? Was walking home with a friend. On the way there a guy asked us if we had time for a side quest. The side quest was: choose a bucket to put a goldfish into. One bucket was really small and the other was really big. We obviously put it in the big bucket since the fish needed space. The moment the fish entered the bucket the man started laughing at us and screamed YOU FAILED THE SIDE QUEST as fire started to shoot out the bucket...

@heinrich.hitzinger 6 ай бұрын

The bucket: 🪣

@MisterJohnDoe 6 ай бұрын

Telltale

@ambiguousdrink4067 6 ай бұрын

Well, of course you failed. The goldfish was small so you should've picked the small bucket. If you had a carp or something the the big bucket would've made sense.

@official-obama 6 ай бұрын

@@ambiguousdrink4067 goldfish need 10 gallons, or 20 gallons, or the entire ocean because you're confused on how many gallons they need the bucket doesn't have enough filtration either do not buy a goldfish with my advice, it is not legal tender and it was around 30 seconds on google

@SamPendentTheThief 6 ай бұрын

Ive had so many weird dreams I dont know where to start...

@knightonart8886 5 ай бұрын

I had a dream where my uncle was friends with Robert Downey Jr. He was like, "RDJ's in the car out back. Don't worry about him, he's a little high right now ." And then RDJ procedeed to chase me through a neverending labyrinth of residential bathrooms.

@homemadecringeycontent6363 4 ай бұрын

I’m imagining he did it while loudly screaming the lyrics to Iron Man

@SentientIrisu 4 ай бұрын

One time I had a dream a screaming old lady and god, but as a woman were in this void with me, the floor was white but also simultaneously solid water? I was staring at a reflection of myself, but I looked like an anime girl, and God was speaking 24/7 with no breaths in between, and she was saying existential shit, and the old lady was screaming 24/7, and after a while I got tired of the dream, and I jumped into the void and woke up.

@memedude8303 3 ай бұрын

ah shit he's back on drugs again

@residentfacehead3465 2 ай бұрын

@@homemadecringeycontent6363 HAS HE LOST HIS MIND

@nahbruh419 2 ай бұрын

@@SentientIrisuthe subconscious can make some weird ass situations

@christopherhale3140 Ай бұрын

My favorite meme created by this subreddit is when someone dreamed that the new fad was to ask people “will u be my venny?” and then when they inevitably asked what you were talking about, you sent them a horribly compressed Springtrap gif captioned “the b” and then block them

@an-idiot999 3 ай бұрын

Imagine all the people you know just died, and your friends say "MIKE ONDOLENCES"

@TheCleverArachnid 6 ай бұрын

Last night I realized I was dreaming while I was dreaming about being in a grocery store, so I tried to read all of the labels and signs to see if I actually could. They all looked like they were straight out of Matt Rose's AI videos, and the only one I can remember was a sign over the meat department that said, in cursive, "Try PCP - Popcorn Chicken & Crickets!" Nearly woke myself up laughing but managed to stay in there.

@calibricalypso 6 ай бұрын

I'm wheezing the stupidest little laugh at this one 🤭

@V0IDWARE 6 ай бұрын

What else happened?

@TheCleverArachnid 6 ай бұрын

@@V0IDWARE Well. Some really bitchy lady was working at the store and left a giant drum of cooking oil open on the shelf balanced precariously so that it would easily tip over, and when I walked past it it tipped over and spilled. I picked it up and asked her for help, but she rolled her eyes and left the aisle. I went to find a manager and reported the spill, then went back to the aisle with the spill because my cart was there. When I got back, the bitchy employee had shoved my cart so it rolled all down the aisle, tracking oil all the way, and put her stocking U-Boat in the exact space I was. The manager came back wearing different clothes (and here I realized, "Ah, yes, this is a dream. Nothing to worry about) and the employee tried to pin 100% of the mess on me but I was like, "It was her fault. Check the cameras. See you laters, I'm gonna go do dream shit." then after reading all the signs and finding cool Super Paper Mario party decorations, I practiced dream summoning, which has rarely ever worked for me. I said out loud, "I'm gonna turn around, and Spy TF2 is gonna be there, and he's gonna want to hang out with me and it's gonna be awesome." And I did, and he was, and he did, and we went into the back storage where they had large plastic storage tubs that had entire apartments inside them. So I lived in a plastic tub apartment with Spy from Team Fortress 2. But then the imagery turned more into thinking about what I wanted to do, and I went "Oh, shit. This is me waking up. I'm having fun. Don't make me go back there; I wanna stay in the dream."

@randomlightstand 6 ай бұрын

You had a Lucid Dream

@TheCleverArachnid 6 ай бұрын

@randomlightstand I've been practicing and this was the first time it went this well ^u^

@doutle0091 6 ай бұрын

I once dreamt up the script for a studio Ghibli movie. I dreamt up all the notes to a soundtrack and all the scenes and settings. It’s about a girl who accidentally becomes a spirit and travels through other people to find her way home.

@crocokuo 6 ай бұрын

okay what that sounds so cool. like she lives as other people to find her way back?

@untrollquifaitdesblaguessa6922 6 ай бұрын

That sounds like a sick movie.

@navc8522 6 ай бұрын

That sounds fire as hell.

@Jess-du3hc 6 ай бұрын

Holy heck . Make it real

@JustMeAri 6 ай бұрын

You should write about it

@JAs_onTOP Ай бұрын

11:10 the amount of detail in his face really shows his genuine confusion

@megi_noob2577 3 ай бұрын

Oh my god, why was my first thought when i saw the thumbnail "I alone am the honored one"😭 Truly a lobotomy kaisen moment

@shatteredprism 6 ай бұрын

I had a dream once where Walmart was selling superglue to parents to glue their kids to them so there wouldn't be random kids all over the store. My mother (not great) superglued me to her back and proceeded to walk around Walmart with me screaming that I hated my life due to Walmart's superglue. Edit: My back was glued to her back. I felt like a turtle, but horrible.

@AiluroFelinus 6 ай бұрын

In my Walmart dream there was a hurricane called Hurricane Walmart and it destroyed everything except the Walmart I was in but everything was soaked and I couldn't find any waterproof clothes so I was upset even though there was a hurricane going on

@Brass319 6 ай бұрын

the only time I've ever been to walmart in a dream, the semi-outdoors gardening section (y'know, like home depot?) was completely derelict with no plants whatsoever and when I asked the nearest employee why they just asked asked "did you inhale the mist" and I was just like "dang, you're right" and the entire rest of the dream was a normal walmart shopping trip. The mist never came up again. When I eventually returned to the door that led into the gardening section, it led straight to a parking garage. I left without questioning it once. It's a weird reoccurring theme in my dreams that the entrance/exit to any given place is a parking garage directly connected to the building. I don't even think I've seen such a thing in real life.

@AiluroFelinus 6 ай бұрын

@@Brass319 Did you inhale the mist?

@V0IDWARE 6 ай бұрын

@@AiluroFelinusdang, you're right.

@catbatrat1760 6 ай бұрын

@@Brass319 For some reason, the "did you inhale the mist" thing sounds genuinely intriguing to me. Could be a concept in a game or something, idk.

@thehunter133 6 ай бұрын

Wouldn't be a complete cooking with Matt if he wasn't practicing alcoholism.

@Leonagraphy 6 ай бұрын

And flipping both knives and my heart in one go

@50puft 6 ай бұрын

Wouldn't be a complete Matt if he wasn't practicing alcoholism

@viljamtheninja 6 ай бұрын

He's not practicing, he's already mastered the art.

@theperiidot 6 ай бұрын

@@LeonagraphyIKR

@MWSin1 2 ай бұрын

That is the most aggressive quesadillaing I've ever seen.

@AAABatteries. 3 ай бұрын

Most of my dreams are nightmares but the few that aren't are just super weird. Like I had the same dream twice about getting lost in a maze and then finding Yoda and a cat wearing a robe.

@mutantsandmemes 6 ай бұрын

Never had a meme dream before, but I did once dream that I was in a small classroom with seven people (3 of whom were my friends), and that a giant tsunami came and wiped us all out. However, because I stood at the window not panicking and thinking "It's ok, I'm ready", my drowned corpse got revived as a mermaid by some sort of sea god who was like "Congratulations! Because you showed no fear, you have been rewarded! You may revive whoever you want to help you on your quest!". So I revived the 3 friends as mermaids and became some dystopian-atlantis leader I guess??

@Big-The-Cat 6 ай бұрын

Cool as fuck dream

@DreamtaleEnjoyer 6 ай бұрын

Bro your brain was testing your fear of death but it doesn't know what death is like, so when you didn't wake up from fear it had to improvise lol

@AltKaxREAL 6 ай бұрын

gonna sound like a crappy weeb right now but this genuinely sounds like a plot to some absurd af Isekai story

@gang-ridertv5433 6 ай бұрын

That's an awesome dream!

@vuxl 6 ай бұрын

@@DreamtaleEnjoyer bro in one of my dreams I forgot how I got there but I remember it was getting like creepy or something and I was on like the 25th floor of a building so I just ran to the nearest window and jumped out and right before I woke up there was a second where I just bounced LOL

@kerichallen5554 6 ай бұрын

Congratulations Matt. Emergency Frog Situation has become a meme all over KZfaq.

@FireKingJJBoy 5 ай бұрын

It’s because I adjusted my squimble while time traveling

@erronblack308 5 ай бұрын

Thought it was sqwimble?

@Pretzel_God 5 ай бұрын

You clearly haven't read the release notes for 1.4. It's a common problem, really. Sqwuimble is a lot like the determinism toggle, but you get to apply the area of effect. I'm excited because leaks have shown that in Time Travel v1.6, they'll add a slider that operates relative to time instead of space, allowing you to form even stronger gravity wells to resist both the big rip and the heat death. Not zombies though. Maybe they'll do something about that in 1.7...@@erronblack308

@jakegaming898 5 ай бұрын

@@FireKingJJBoy bro set it on 8 next time trust me

@an-average-box 5 ай бұрын

@@jakegaming898idk man I set mine to 7 and it was pretty damn good

@PolishPetronaPolskiPetrona 5 күн бұрын

I had a dream that the man, the legend himself, Matt Rose jumped out of a Happy Meal box and then started saying “SKULLEMOJI” to the tune of the Nokia 3310 ringtone. He was also talking very fast in Albanian.

@DoblAABatery 20 күн бұрын

In my dream, my brain somehow made an entire fucking anime season where some random ass crystal took over a school or something and right after my brain followed up with the penguins from Madagascar trying to steal the protagonist’s powers

@TwilightNecromancer 6 ай бұрын

I had this really weird dream once that legitimately woke me up because of how funny it was. I was on a boat, and it was calm, peaceful. Then these two animals came up to me, lazily swimming around. One had the face of Hugh Jackman and the other the face of Hugh Laurie. They were manatees. After swimming around me a bit, one lazily flipped onto its back as it swam near me, said, "Oh, the hughmanitee", in a slow and lazy, semi-mournful tone, and then they both swam off. I legitimately scared my relatives who were nearby because I woke up actually cackling. I made a meme of it later where I sloppily put their faces on the bodies of manatees and just put "Oh, the" at the top. XD EDIT: Apparently A THOUSAND OF YOU like the meme. Lmao

@CorCake-COBS 5 ай бұрын

what the

@Hjw511 5 ай бұрын

what kind of cerebral input is even capable of creating something like that

@TwilightNecromancer 5 ай бұрын

I don't know but it was my favourite dream ever.@@Hjw511

@mushroomsupremacy2091 5 ай бұрын

i don't care if you made this up or not; this is one of the funniest things i've ever read. I sincerely hope your cerebral input continues to churn out masterpieces like this for a long time lmfao

@TwilightNecromancer 5 ай бұрын

I would be less worried about my thought processes if I were making it up but it was legitimately the funniest thing I've ever dreamed and I still wish I could dream more like it, but never have.@@mushroomsupremacy2091

@xdkristof 4 ай бұрын

I once had a dream of a poorly looped GIF that showed me running for my life on an olympic ractrack, except only my legs were shown. There was a Minecraft distance counter on the right, except it never went above 4682, and when it reached that, it went back to 2671. The dream went on for what felt like 2-3 hours.

@mgthestrange9098 4 ай бұрын

I Had one where I was in my old job in a supermarket bakery and a T rex was wreaking havoc. Everyone was rushing into the back of the shop to get away from it.

@tristramnelson2250 4 ай бұрын

I didn't know dreams supported gifs. cool!

@grrrfield5660 4 ай бұрын

@@tristramnelson2250they added it in the new update

@fedetv1844 Ай бұрын

That seems to be a totally legittimate way to learn how to be patient!

@xdkristof Ай бұрын

@@fedetv1844 honestly, yes.

@Fieldess Ай бұрын

I had a... rather interesting stress dream last night about going to a gaming convention where there was a lot of Undertale themed stuff. I believe I went over to a group of UTY fans, stole a sign one of them was holding and lit it on fire, then proceeded to throw said fire into one of the stalls which resulted in the entire building catching fire. Everyone started freaking out (obviously), but I decided that I wasn't done, climbed on top of the burned stall and started throwing bits of it at people as they ran?? Also, the entire time all of this was happening, I was screaming like Flame Hyenard from MMX7. All in all, quite therapeutic. 10/10 would *BURN TO THE GROUND* again.

@aboi6145 Ай бұрын

For two days in a row, I’ve had these dreams that the world was going to plunge into nuclear war. One dream showed me, my family, and a bunch of other people that weirdly looked familiar watching live podcasts giving updates about the war. The other dream had my apartment struck by a ballistic missile, and my family had to evacuate.

@Glegh 6 ай бұрын

"10 bowls of mac & cheese that look just like Ryan Gosling" is the greatest thing buzzfeed could ever post

@unrandomdeyoutube9363 5 ай бұрын

the fairy comic is actually pretty good with story telling,it explains that when you turn 16 you get a personal fairy that does stuff like boiling your flesh,it explains it all in simply 4 to 6 panels

@BetterCallBigShotAutos 5 ай бұрын

This could be SUCH a good show

@emilia8706 4 ай бұрын

@@BetterCallBigShotAutos I'm sure this show could turn anyone into a [Big Shot].

@The_og_moonwalker 4 ай бұрын

@@BetterCallBigShotAutoswhy do I keep seeing deltarune and Jojo pfps

@mr_red3 3 ай бұрын

@@The_og_moonwalkerit’s your sign to become a [[BIG SHOT]]!!!!!