PACIFIST ASSASSINS CREED?!? Can You Beat AC Odyssey Without Killing Challenge? (PERFECTLY BALANCED)

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Assassins creed is a legendary game series that tasks the player with hunting down and assassinating various evil forces hell bent on ruining humanity! Naturally in order to stop the bad guys you have to flamboyantly eliminate them! Today however we are playing Assassin's Creed Odyssey which is an action role-playing video game developed by Ubisoft. It is the 11th game in the AC series and in my opinion it is the best entry into the series. Odyssey really hammed up the RPG and exploration side of things and hey it paid off! But today we are ignoring the standard path setout by ubisoft and we are instead trying to see if can beat this game that is deadset on killing people by NOT killing people! Thats right we will instead be using Ikaros the bird to defeat every single enemy instead of doing it ourselves! Making it technically possible to beat the AC odyssey without killing challenge!!!
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
So sit back relax and enjoy this Can You Beat Assassin's Creed challenge!
Thanks to the reddit for suggesting this silly playstyle!!!!
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Title: PACIFIST ASSASSINS CREED?!? Can You Beat AC Odyssey Without Killing Challenge? (PERFECTLY BALANCED)
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@RTGame 3 жыл бұрын

Murder bird is my favourite assassin's creed character

@danielknight8351 3 жыл бұрын

This was not the conversation I expected to read today

@phoenixgods1 3 жыл бұрын

i like the part where they dream of murder bird

@spookype3325 3 жыл бұрын

Birb's backstory was getting killed, now he grows his power.

@The7thgiver 3 жыл бұрын

Insert epic sax here

@nerosoul2506 3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure its named after a god in this game so that makes sense

@pettiguy2702 3 жыл бұрын

I think that’s how ethics work.

@Ebiko 3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit its still an incitement - but hey :D , its less of a crime ^^

@innocentbystander3317 3 жыл бұрын

@@Ebiko Got evidence of incitement, your honor?

@Fun4luve 3 жыл бұрын

@@innocentbystander3317 clearly it's an act of god, idk maybe they forsaked Zeus or something along those lines.

@kazaktranslator9850 3 жыл бұрын

@@Fun4luve -Who killed that man? A guy with a blood covered bird - Must be the gods -Oh, those gods, what can you do

@rimirutempest2437 3 жыл бұрын

@@kazaktranslator9850 I don't think you understand, WE are the bird god

@danielashley5246 2 жыл бұрын

The chances of dying to a murder bird are low, but never zero.

@Rob_Thorsman 2 жыл бұрын

Dramatically higher in Ancient Greece.

@derwolf3006 Жыл бұрын

You ever played Far Cry 4? The eagles where so annoying!

@YourLocalCopiumDealer 3 жыл бұрын

Spiff: jumps off a giant statue into a pile of leaves. "Don't do this at home..." Me: positioning my pile of tea leaves under my massive statue of the Queen. "Great, now he tells me..."

@icecream6256 3 жыл бұрын

Heretics !, you're supposed to drink tea and respect the leaves, not put it on the floor Guards ! Get him Xd

@infuscolumen 3 жыл бұрын

@@icecream6256 Off with his head?

@0riginal_zer030 2 жыл бұрын

@@infuscolumen No, off with his organs first, THEN off with his head. That's free money you're throwing away!

@godsavethequeen4675 Жыл бұрын

@@infuscolumen off with the bottom head then after 30 minutes off with his actual head

@evanshirley6089 3 жыл бұрын

Spiff discovers drone warfare in Ancient Greece.

@chillylizerd 3 жыл бұрын

I want to see examples of hunting with a falcon now. KZfaq ahoy!

@Kilrkali 2 жыл бұрын

How did he kill the cyclops though because you have to kill him before you get a boat?

@evanbrown3275 2 жыл бұрын

Nice name

@jakeneuner7774 2 жыл бұрын

*Obama has entered the chat*

@idkidk7606 Жыл бұрын

@@Kilrkali that's too good a point

@CJ-zr6li 3 жыл бұрын

“But your honor I can’t be held accountable for the deaths these people. It was my pet bird who I trained to do it, which means I am in no way whatsoever responsible.”

@rimirutempest2437 3 жыл бұрын

"I was nowhere near those people when they died, how was it my fault?"

@SomeGuy-ty7kr 3 жыл бұрын

honestly, I'm not even sure that's his pet bird. It looks more like the guy was cursed with a swarm of murder falcons. I mean, how was he directing them to kill those dudes when he was inside the house?

@rimirutempest2437 3 жыл бұрын

@@SomeGuy-ty7kr "See your honor, I can't be held accountable for anything!"

@mitochondria6247 3 жыл бұрын

I swear if I find a knife In an alligator, or if I even see a single clown, I'm gonna flip.

@MonsterCC 3 жыл бұрын

I know a guy who specializes in bird law

@gingerinajacket8519 3 жыл бұрын

*Avengers 1 scene* Loki: I have an army The Spiffing Brit: I have a bird

@evacody1249 Жыл бұрын

Loki: well played.

@sloanemactire8780 3 жыл бұрын

"Did you hear Orkos died?" "No way! Orkos?! He was a fierce mercenary. How'd he die?" "Pecked to death by birds." "Huh. Well, I guess he was overstating his fierceness."

@gruphius 2 жыл бұрын

I was the one who found the exploit and reported it on the Reddit and I actually used it because I wanted to kill the lvl 50 mercenary while being lvl 13 and I didn't want to engage (since he was able to one-shot me), so I decided to let my bird peck him to death, lol

@brandenmoore8813 2 жыл бұрын

Rip orkos he was my favorite yogurt

@TFalconwing 3 жыл бұрын

This is the most violent Pokémon game I've ever watched.

@forteanmobius3272 3 жыл бұрын

Assassin's Pokémon? Pokémon's Creed?

@mofocardinal 3 жыл бұрын

Read the Pokemon manga. Stark difference from the anime in terms of violence. LOL

@linspecteurdespipi2769 3 жыл бұрын

when the pidgey kills humans instead of pokemon

@dimitrilepain3821 3 жыл бұрын

@@forteanmobius3272 Assassin's Creed: Indigo League

@noottoot1523 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine Athenian soldiers trying to explain that their whole fort was murdered by a flock of eagles

@defensivekobra3873 3 жыл бұрын

Thankfully No need to explain anything, they are dead

@user-io2on9ho5s 3 жыл бұрын

I think there is some nonsense that usa was responsible for our military dictatorship it will do

@lorisewsstuff1607 3 жыл бұрын

Could have been worse. Could have been murdered by a Flock of Seagulls. Then there would have been 80's music involved.

@BigF707 3 жыл бұрын

gandalf was right

@akrinornoname2769 3 жыл бұрын

Well, it's clearly because they didn't sacrifice enough to Zeus. That's why he either turned into an eagle himself or sent one as an ambassador of his wrath.

@TDR0721 3 жыл бұрын

Seems like a lot of frames were murdered during the making of this video! Haha

@christian-sd5km 3 жыл бұрын

I kinda would like to see the fps counter

@greenninja9330 3 жыл бұрын

I think it’s the recording not the game itself as we would probably complain about the frames if they were as bad as this video looks

@canes4ever162 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah the frame rate made this a hard watch

@DukeRevolution 3 жыл бұрын

Next Spiffing Brit challenges: - Dance Dance Revolution without music or arrows - Making toast without any bread - Guitar Hero without electricity or a controller - Brewing tea without any fluid

@AwesomeRara 3 жыл бұрын

Making toast without any bread: Step 1: find a worthy cause Step 2: get a cup Step 3: fill cup with expired grape water Step 4: ??? Step 5: profit

@AlphaSections 3 жыл бұрын

@@AwesomeRara Well played!

@piratenflipper 3 жыл бұрын

1. dance choreography for a silent film 2.?? 3.air guitar 4. steam is not a liquid

@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 2 жыл бұрын

I Already Did The 2nd.

@gustavogarcia8783 3 жыл бұрын

"My ancestor was an assassin..." Proceeds to enter the Animus and become a bird

@KorilD 3 жыл бұрын

Considering all the mythology of the era about gods becoming animals and boning humans, resulting in either monsters or demigods...

@titojesusmane9540 3 жыл бұрын

Ezio 'Bird Fucker' audietore

@lunarwolf9180 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like ac 3 to me

@seawes2279 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine being one of the legendary animals of Greek legend and being hyped up for centuries just to get absolutely shredded by a falcon

@Thomasguillerault 3 жыл бұрын

murder bird

@WeirdTroll666 3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit as a Greek i can confirm

@robjohnson3095 3 жыл бұрын

I think Pythagoras implies all the bird protagonists in the AC games are the same bird, and it's actually some kind of autonomous self repairing telepathic drone.

@cato447 3 жыл бұрын

@@robjohnson3095 of course bird is the short form of drone

@RainOn2SunnyDay 3 жыл бұрын

There's a reason falcons aren't extinct yet

@hydrocannons7573 3 жыл бұрын

This is the Birdemic prequel the world needed.

@FPSNecromancerBob 3 жыл бұрын

18:05 Unintentional recreation of the punishment Zeus gave to Prometheus.

@lordshadowz2448 3 жыл бұрын

Spiff: “I had nothing to do with this murder” Also Spiff: trains thousands of birds for mass genocide

@aclassicguardsman946 3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure ordering somebody to kill another person is not pacifism

@darkstalkerknight63 3 жыл бұрын

@@aclassicguardsman946 keyword there is somebody.

@NA-AN 3 жыл бұрын

@@darkstalkerknight63 A bird is not a somebody it's a somebird.

@johannesluttmann1867 2 жыл бұрын

This version of Spiff is the perfect reincarnation of "lawful evil."

@connersweet7086 3 жыл бұрын

I would die for Murder Bird. Murder Bird: Yes, that’s kind of the point

@leonard_y32 3 жыл бұрын

"HOWEVER, our BIRD is going to become a mass murderer." Of course, Spiff, of course.

@WesAndRuss 3 жыл бұрын

Spiff: pacifist run Also Spiff: kill everyone I see

@leo1 3 жыл бұрын

"The bird is mightier than the sword."

@ChuckNorrisIsNothing 3 жыл бұрын

Or the framerate.

@is_it_zeek 3 жыл бұрын

- Spiff Zhu

@cheesed-kun8445 3 жыл бұрын

@@is_it_zeek tzu*

@tomasfiorentini4126 3 жыл бұрын

"The feather is more powerful than the steel"

@NA-AN 3 жыл бұрын

"The bird is mightier than all:

@RaynmanPlays 3 жыл бұрын

"Don't try this at home." I literally _just_ finished my replica giant statue of Zeus. Now you're telling me I can't use it?

@innocentbystander3317 3 жыл бұрын

Not without the replica pile of leaves at the bottom, no.

@HayabusaRyuu 3 жыл бұрын

You can still have fun with his massive rod

@thegrandestbazaar4800 3 жыл бұрын

@@HayabusaRyuu yes

@grim1427 3 жыл бұрын

That's why when I see people doing crazy stuff on the internet I always go and do it right away before they can tell me not to try it at home.

@abadgurl2010 3 жыл бұрын

I mean, this video makes me really want to try this irl and I'm generally a peaceful person.

@L-etoile-d-argent 2 жыл бұрын

Considering the Artemis armor set (if I'm remembering correctly) gives bonuses to hunter dmg, you could also stack the bird with that and literally any other weapon with hunter bonuses. Might even manage to defeat the legendary beasts with Ikaros

@redemptionkid9987 2 жыл бұрын

Doesn't that require killing the legendary animals?

@gotcha5665 Жыл бұрын

@@redemptionkid9987 but not all

@legion6211 Жыл бұрын

Well yes.but I do assasin damage with op combo. Ezio armor rapier. Hero strike. Parry hero strike parry hero strike repeat

@Iamthecallout Жыл бұрын

@@legion6211 thats smart might i use that strategy good sir

@legion6211 Жыл бұрын

@@Iamthecallout Level 14. 100k.

@damnsong8675309 3 жыл бұрын

-wipes tear from eye- "Hitchcock would be proud."

@yeswebb5743 3 жыл бұрын

Turning AC Odyssey into a turn based game, but it’s always my turn.

@paulelderson934 3 жыл бұрын

What a great analysis

@eondara8519 3 жыл бұрын

Spiff: "We're going to play a game revolved around assassinations and murders as a PACIFIST." Immortal Murder Bird: *HA HA, TALONS GO BRRR*

@eondara8519 3 жыл бұрын

Dang, I did not expect this many likes. Thank you all! Keep up the good work!

@Ness3Cancer69 2 жыл бұрын

makes you realize why everyone knows Alexios/Cassandra as "eagle bearer". They follow behind the bird of death

@theperson1126 2 жыл бұрын

"Did you see me near the body" Spiff: *casually standing over the body*

@Kemot300 3 жыл бұрын

Spiff: My hands are clean! I killed nobody. Bene Gesserit: He speaks the truth. Though something stinks here King: It's the corpses of the people that he apparently did not murder.

@SentiNel090 3 жыл бұрын

Poor intern at EA, you say? Spiff did not drink enough tea while recording this.

@innocentbystander3317 3 жыл бұрын

Is there really a difference, at this point?

@mervynlan7727 3 жыл бұрын

@@innocentbystander3317 no, one make sports gambling machine, the other one make grindfeast that is buggy and can be skipped with micro transactions.

@jasondiend4248 3 жыл бұрын

@@mervynlan7727 More to the point. One makes sports gambling games that run at 300000000fps. While the other makes a slide show of single images that forces you to pay in order to play at any decent level of fps to them decent is 10fps.

@Neandertron 3 жыл бұрын

Ubisoft outsources the dongs to EA

@backupplan6058 3 жыл бұрын

@@Neandertron there are no better experts on the subject that EA. They have to look at them daily known as management.

@endlessnoodle3056 2 жыл бұрын

Brit: Murders half the Greece with his murderbird to complete the game without killing anyone. Game's way of playing as pacifist: *sad unarmed noises *

@arandomcrusader6707 Жыл бұрын

*Sad spartan kick noises*

@CrypticRite 3 жыл бұрын

As someone who inspires to get into falconry, I find a special level of daydreaming from this. Edit: this gives "Press F to pay respects" an entirely new meaning.

@stunt94u 3 жыл бұрын

Spiff might've been a pacifist, but the pc murdered that framerate

@My_Old_YT_Account 3 жыл бұрын

The PC's not the problem, the problem is ubi's shit DRM slowing the game down

@stunt94u 3 жыл бұрын

@@My_Old_YT_Account Denuvo? Cuz that one sux

@My_Old_YT_Account 3 жыл бұрын

@@stunt94u Yeah they stacked 2 DRMs, one of which is denuvo if I remember correctly

@vladvah77 3 жыл бұрын

@@My_Old_YT_Account For either Origins or Odyssey they actually stacked 3 f***ing DRM layers - Denuvo anti-tampering, VMProtect virtualization AND their own Uplay/Ustore shit. This is madness bro!!!

@wearypirates 3 жыл бұрын

This is what you get when you combine Assassin’s Creed and Angry Birds.

@Jamal_Tyrone 3 жыл бұрын

Or the eagle attacks from far cry 4 with assassins creed, oh shit son, they're both UbiSoft games!!!

@OMEGATHROWAWAY 2 жыл бұрын

"i feel sorry for the poor intern at EA who had to model thjat bad boy" Spiff broke AC so hard it changed devs, top notch

@Serrifin 2 жыл бұрын

He really is a poor intern, he needs two jobs to keep afloat

@tunarucristian8492 3 жыл бұрын

Aaa I see that Murder Bird is a friend of the Murder Bear, iconic

@danielhale1 3 жыл бұрын

Captain: We're wearing armor and have swords, why is a random bird slaughtering us?! Bird's Dinosaur Ancestors: *GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE!!!*

@liquidsnail7305 3 жыл бұрын

My ancestors are smiling at me imperial can yo- oh wait wrong game

@Gormathius 2 жыл бұрын

@@liquidsnail7305 Gotta keep my eyes open. Damned birds could swoop down at any time.

@justinmiller1191 2 жыл бұрын

Qapla'

@englishperson4671 3 жыл бұрын

Spiff: lovely furry companion Feathers: am I a joke to you?

@Oblithian 3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@danthewatcher9681 2 жыл бұрын

Spiff do a Spartan Kick only play through :D Spartan Kick is so OP, killing people with the most OP weapon ever, Gravity !

@sasorigarasu6062 2 жыл бұрын

if hundreds of hours playing dark souls has taught me anything, its that gravity is op

@obamabinboolin 2 жыл бұрын

The only problem is that not all enemies can be kicked of ledges. Some aren’t near any and some seem to hit an invisible wall on every ledge. Mostly happened the the highest level dudes in the 5 bases in Atlantis

@danthewatcher9681 2 жыл бұрын

@@obamabinboolin, read and lean young padawan, the Force( of Gravity) will guide you if you let it , all you need is a tall house and then you bait them to the top, the really tank looking mofos take a few kicks to down but most go down in one hit, find the tallest house climb it and bait your targets. make sure the building in question has lathers that lead to you or that there are smaller houses around that the NPCs can climb. bait them to the ledge that least straight down to the ground and HF Leonidas Jr. Also work on your dodge game and lightning reflexes to push that kick. As I said the Gravity will help you if you learn to wield it.

@ijustsawthat 3 жыл бұрын

When you character wanted to join the air force instead of the infantry :

@EclecticFruit 3 жыл бұрын

Dear diary, I have not been murdered by a bird today. Best like ever spent.

@PotatoPrem 3 жыл бұрын

Yea but you are however killed by murder kangaroo.

@theprogrammer1 3 жыл бұрын

Alternative title: British man recreates Hitchcock's The Birds in AC Odyssey

@Heksu99 3 жыл бұрын

At least someone noticed that thisbis just recreation.

@davidsuda6110 3 жыл бұрын

We were warned and didn't listen.

@Napoleon5005 2 жыл бұрын

That Birdemic reference was just 'chef's kiss' excellent. Absolutely loved this video, Spiff.

@magusfire31 Жыл бұрын

I find this way too funny! Absolutely brilliant! Didn't know you could do that. In effect, Spiff made the ultimate stealth build. Lol

@Ayylex 3 жыл бұрын

Murder bird for life 😫😎

@AxxLAfriku 3 жыл бұрын

ATTENTION BROTHER!!! I have two very very sweet girlfriends who I show off (I smell like 100 not-alive orangutans oh nooo) in my perfectly great videos that most people consider to be the reason of life! Thank you for you attention, dear dude kid ayyy

@drago3732 3 жыл бұрын

I've got bird protection so I'm safe

@Thomasguillerault 3 жыл бұрын

👌 👍

@kaltaron1284 3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit Nah, he just wants to play. (With your intestines.)

@abadgurl2010 3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit Bird protection for the win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@gwonbusH 3 жыл бұрын

Ikaros is actually an entire flock of Stymphalion Birds fused into a single murderous entity.

@voldren4203 2 жыл бұрын

Never thought that players can make minion builds in AC odyssey

@randyhubbard8850 2 жыл бұрын

I love your use of stock images with the posh but sinister humor over them. Really keeps the videos entertaining aside from the main content

@Nikapocalypse 3 жыл бұрын

Breaking news: British KZfaqr obsessed with tea being sued by family of guy who liked video but still died to bird attack on same day.

@videlofgren2992 3 жыл бұрын

Me in court for killing someone: It was a cutscene it doesn't count!

@EMorner 3 жыл бұрын

Amazing effort! You've deserved a like and a comment!

@playingwithgoogleassistant7669 Жыл бұрын

I have to wonder how you dealt with the Cyclops on Kephallonia... Great video. I just had to see how this would end when I saw it

@justalog7475 3 жыл бұрын

Today on Spiffing Brit, local mad lad discovers UAV in assassins creed

@darkquaesar2460 3 жыл бұрын

imagine walking around doing greek things and then getting pecked to death by a random bird

@azahel542 3 жыл бұрын

I hate when that happens

@WeirdTroll666 3 жыл бұрын

As a Greek i can confirm

@ahuman9519 3 жыл бұрын

Cover yourself in birdseed and you can experience it! :)

@akrinornoname2769 3 жыл бұрын

Next time make better sacrifices to the gods.

@maxtitanium223 3 жыл бұрын

I love your profile pic, do you have a link?

@TheMallachiv 3 жыл бұрын

I had no idea people still played this game. I just started a new game plus and this gives me an idea for a beast master build. Great job spiff

@macpack144 Жыл бұрын

It looks like a lot of people caught a deadly case of bird flu.

@HOEZILLA 3 жыл бұрын

I saw the title and clicked out of not only absolute confusion, but earth shattering excitement.

@abadgurl2010 3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit The very best way to play!!!!!!!!!! ^_^

@Aliyah_666 3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit *BALANCE*

@tubdub2644 3 жыл бұрын

Spiff: How to pacifist Assassins Creed Odyssey. Powerwolf starts playing in the background

@thirdfavouritechild9082 Жыл бұрын

Great video lol, I can't imagine how painstaking that was to set up :P. Loved the commentary

@ThredithUndomiel 3 жыл бұрын

This is fantastic! I need to try the murder-bird approach with my current character, at level 97. It sounds fun!

@TR-vl1lq 3 жыл бұрын

The eagle be like : “I got murder on my mind”

@DragonKnightJin 3 жыл бұрын

It's a mad bird. "I've discovered that I *really* enjoy killing people."

@SpirosKafkas 3 жыл бұрын

So, you are not just an assassin... You 're a Birderer!

@unc54 3 жыл бұрын

It's not like you're an Assassin in the game either

@popscereal1953 3 жыл бұрын

The space between You and ‘re just annoys me

@SpirosKafkas 3 жыл бұрын

@@popscereal1953 It should be ok now. Have a nice day!

@popscereal1953 3 жыл бұрын

@@SpirosKafkas wowww I see you lmao

@warrenkemp4004 3 жыл бұрын

Dude perfectly timed, been playing so much of this.

@Perfektification 10 ай бұрын

its one of the funniest thing finding all the waypoints, i can't believe I didn't found this sooner ac is one of my favorite game series owo

@vladtepes1047 3 жыл бұрын

"I don't kill people, my bird kills people." *gun control debate intensifies*

@Thai8521 2 жыл бұрын

the gun is the birb

@backupplan6058 3 жыл бұрын

Now we know why in Iron Man 2 he was so desperate for his bird.

@DragonKnightJin 3 жыл бұрын

I dunnow, he seemed plenty capable without his bird.

@backupplan6058 3 жыл бұрын

@@DragonKnightJin capable? The guy who literally shows up only to be defeated in minutes twice. When Hammer failed to retrieve his murder bird as requested he was forced to try and replace it with drones that clearly were not levelled to the same extent as his bird. If he has his bird the MCU would be very different.

@AndreGomes-uk2yt Жыл бұрын

You truly are an amazing sample of human nice video

@hammabomber5416 3 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad that Spiff jumped into the midpoint of the video (when I least expected it), because I had forgotten to like the video.

@cheezychaps7690 3 жыл бұрын

This is essentially how I play every assassin's creed game. Do all the side stuff for 135 hours, then play the entire main story in one 4 hour stretch. My murder bird was my best friend.

@DANtheMANofSIPA 3 жыл бұрын

Odsseys main quest is actually pretty long compared to the other games

@cheezychaps7690 3 жыл бұрын

@@DANtheMANofSIPA I know. I was being a little facetious. I actually loved Assassins Creed Odyssey. It is easily one of my favorite games.

@DANtheMANofSIPA 3 жыл бұрын

@@cheezychaps7690 Really is underrated ppl hate it but I think people let nostalgia get to them too much

@craigkingdon4424 3 жыл бұрын

@@DANtheMANofSIPA yeah, I tried playing ac3 after I played odyssey and wow was it drawn out and dull in comparison lol. Also the gameplay was pretty miserable

@CaptNSquared 3 жыл бұрын

If I get murdered by a bird in the next 24 hours I'm ganna sue the hell out of Spiff Edit: I seem to have survived 24 hours without being murdered by a bird. Spiff truly is a brit of his word.

@mohammadsaleem5990 3 жыл бұрын

That would suck pretty hard. Probably ruin your whole day.

@eondara8519 3 жыл бұрын

@@mohammadsaleem5990 AH YES... because after all, how can one's death ruin their day when they get attacked by Murder Bird? :D

@vitico123ful 3 жыл бұрын

25th hour you're dead

@TheDeadCobraTheDeadCobra 3 жыл бұрын

You are such a peaceful and kind person never hurt anyone

@feuersturm36 3 жыл бұрын

local british man goes on a sightseeing tour through Greece and discovers the benefits of combat drones

@professortree9387 3 жыл бұрын

Guildmaster: "Sir, you have a choice of one weapon from this fine selection. They're the sharpest, man-hacking tools known to mankind." Spiff: *sees his caged bird in a corner of the room* "I'll take that."

@caseyxxx4 3 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine being called in as reinforcements because of birds?

@SomeGuy-ty7kr 3 жыл бұрын

can you imagine being called in for reinforcements because of birds, and then dying to those birds anyway? I mean, bring a net or something dude

@ZichaelMakieta 3 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine losing a war to birds?

@eondara8519 3 жыл бұрын

@@Max-nr8lw As an Australian, I can confirm this. :)

@generalshock4359 3 жыл бұрын

"we werent expecting special forces."

@BoyBoy-by3yj 3 жыл бұрын

dude your timing is godly I am playing the game as of now

@azoth9875 3 жыл бұрын

Liked the video - can confirm that I have not been swarmed and killed by birds! 10/10 would like again.

@the_micooler 3 жыл бұрын

*head explodes* "it's just knock out arrows"

@caliban2805 3 жыл бұрын

This is what the movie "the birds" was trying to warn us of

@uiytresen346 3 жыл бұрын

Did you mean Birdemic?

@peterclarke7240 3 жыл бұрын

I think he meant birdnado.

@caliban2805 3 жыл бұрын

No I meant Alfred Hitchcock's 1963 horror/thriller the birds

@peterclarke7240 3 жыл бұрын

@@caliban2805 Nonsense. you meant Birdpocalypse Now. (Ps, I know exactly what you meant, I was just hoping the original responder to your comment was being funny, and didn't actually mean it... But this is the internet, so who knows?)

@nikawiklauri8247 3 жыл бұрын

Ordering a bird to kill somebody and saying that your hands are clear is the same thing as throwing a spear at an enemy and saying :" I did not kill him, my spear did"

@leonidas14775 2 жыл бұрын

I don't really like melee combat games, but this is changing my mind about AC

@kristoheinmae4881 3 жыл бұрын

At this point im convinced he plays games to beat them in the weirdest ways and made a career out of them

@jonathanwilliams6912 3 жыл бұрын

My favourite part has to be Spiff constantly saying "Murder Bird"

@paulelderson934 3 жыл бұрын

Throwback to ChristopherOdd's let's play of Horizon: Zero Dawn and the glorious Murder Bush.

@chrisjarrold 2 жыл бұрын

The best this I’ve found on the internet this year. 😂

@danielpowell7894 3 жыл бұрын

In this video, Spiff discovers the magnificent magpie and the expected ensues.

@blowc1612 3 жыл бұрын

Spiff:Oh look a fury animal! Logic: But it’s a bird? Spiff: animals has fur.

@robertlewis6915 3 жыл бұрын

furry*

@F14thunderhawk 3 жыл бұрын

Feathers, Hair, and Scales are all coded for by the same gene set in all animals.

@justme6094 3 жыл бұрын

@@robertlewis6915 UwU

@Gormathius 2 жыл бұрын

@@F14thunderhawk But which is heavier, a kilogram of scales or a kilogram of feathas?

@foxfff123123 3 жыл бұрын

At the Coroners: ‘What was the cause of death of our decorated General?’ ‘It appears that he was murdered!’ ‘Really, who was the culprit’ ‘A bird... a murder bird’

@7thsealord888 3 жыл бұрын

Great stuff. Basically, Drone Strikes come to Assassin's Creed.

@elkokas96 3 жыл бұрын

" and today we are doing somethign a little bit different" big callmekevin vibes

@mike_base 3 жыл бұрын

Game based around assassinations: * exists * Spiff: * does pacifist run * Me: "I'm in."

@BrunoM321 3 жыл бұрын

You have to kill a lot of people in the first island to get your ship, far beyond the tutorial So no, it's impossible.

@ThisisCitrus 3 жыл бұрын

ACO isn't based around being an assassin, you can't even assassinate properly unless you specialize in it. You can be an archer the whole time and never assassinate anyone.

@hk-5179 3 жыл бұрын

Alternate title: how to turn Ikarus into a McDonnell Douglas F-15 Eagle

@mynameisjames2077 3 жыл бұрын

Liked for commitment put in

@macoppy6571 3 жыл бұрын

"Ah, this the most fun I've had in Assassin's Creed" - The Spiffing Britt, 2021

@downidog 3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, cay you beat

@electromonkeyt6885 3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit Lmao

@kaldo_kaldo 3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit Caw you beat would've been more appropriate

@entropic-decay 3 жыл бұрын

"why would anyone want to do this" ymfah: im 4 parallel universes ahead of you

@r3dp9 3 жыл бұрын

ymfah would give the whole thing Persona 5 style captions and breakdowns, throw in obscure music references, take everything to the maximum possible level (spiff here stopped at a midlevel build), prove none of the kills counted by showing the stats screen, and finding the specific levels and bosses that are seemingly impossible to beat due to being indoors. Of course, the tradeoff is that ymfah doesn't release content very often, lacks a brittish accent, and drinks red bull instead of tea.

@xtreemgamer129 3 жыл бұрын

see while theyre both crazy lunatics that exploit glitches to hell and back, they have different flavors. spiff comes off as just bullshorting his way though the game in the stupidest way he can imagine just for the fun of it, while ymfah comes off more like a scientifically engineered instruction manual for how to completely dissasemble the game one glitch at a time

@helmuthgruber647 3 жыл бұрын

This was brilliant!

@Sonicshadow191 3 жыл бұрын

You know growing up, I wanted to be a falconer but I was told there’d be no point to it. Looks like I need to return to my childhood dreams! Also thanks for making this spoiler free! I’m still back on AC4.

@luismunoz588 3 жыл бұрын

This is how Cinderella ACTUALLY got revenge on her step sisters and step mother: blinding by murder bird.

@eondara8519 3 жыл бұрын

Spiff: "...this is exactly why Murder Bird is important, because he does the murdering for us." Murder Bird: *proceeds to murder the wrong target* I consider this an absolute win!

@garagara4849 3 жыл бұрын

Now, you see, I can relate to chalenges like these, as I am the kind of person to beat The Witcher 3 with only my bare hands on a casual playthrough. This seems like a lot of fun