in the span of 2 minutes , this man threw a ps5 and then ripped his pant for no reason .TRULY a sane person

I'm glad Pyro has acknowledged that his channel and roleplays are the worst inventions of all time.

I like how all of the AI showcases can be summed up as either: A. Ungodly abominations B. Demonstrating use cases so mundane that otherwise don't require AI (that Lenuvo AI being the worst example - you don't need AI to record a 20 second loop of you staring at the camera)

20:49 Was actually emotional. Pyro's rant made me go through an emotional rollercoaster, he's really good at making speeches. Everyone needs to see this.

Pyro trying not to make the same joke challenge: impossible Pyro trying not to overreact to donos for money challenge: impossible Pyro trying not to make fun of furries so he can pretend like he aint one challenge: impossible He makes great main channel vids but his second channel is a react Andy at this point

"designed for factory or warehouse workers" pretty sure 1 hour of battery isn't going to be really helpful on a 7-8 hour shift.

Im glad we've reached a point where we can make skibity toilet a reality

I like how someone mentioned the small hole inside of pyro's shorts and he just bugs under your skin there are bugs under your skin get them out rip them out get them out rip them out

How did Pyro slave away his editors to edit a 3 hour stream a couple hours after he finished it

The point of the transparent screens is for the near future so your landlord can replace your windows with screens filled with ads, that way he "reduces" his over Inflated rent price (a lie) and he's selling the ad space getting paid double.

This is truly the worst invention Pyro has ever made EDIT: This Is Truly A Rough Year For Pyrocynical EDIT 2: This Pyrocynical Guy Is Truly Fake EDIT 3: They Truly Ruined Pyrocynical EDIT: PYROFURRYCAL, CHANGING THE TITLE WON'T STOP ME. THIS IS WAR. EDIT 2: FURRYCYNICAL, I CAN KEEP GOING FOREVER. BRING IT. EDIT 3: NIALL FURRPHY, I NEVER SLEEP.

4:44 you already made more “no games” jokes than there are games for the PS5

Let's take a moment to thank pyro for keeping us FAT with slop

Sometimes i have no idea if pyro genuinely hates his fanbase or not

20:50 After months of edging to pyro videos I couldn't hold it anymore I'm sorry guys

Pyro becoming the no self-respect lolcow he was always meant to be ❤

I competed alongside the Wehead / Dragontree guys a couple years ago, here's a little background for those interested: The original tech they created was clever stretching of 2d video input to project it onto a 3d head. You'd take your phone, join a video call and it'd be output on the Wehead. They put that on top of a humanoid robot, which you would teleoperate while sitting at a computer with a webcam (with tracking gloves). This was actually pretty innovative as they were one of the first serious teams that let you operate their robot without having to enter VR- and your face would be projected in real time onto the robot which offered a pretty competitive level of telepresence. Not sure why Ilia pivoted the product away from robotics and more towards a niche ai... thing. But maybe its just crazy Russian innovation I'm too dumb to understand.

Sometimes I can't tell if Pyro is doing all that stuff (throwing ps5 etc.) just for the bit, or he's legit going insane.

Guys when I said we needed to give Pyro more love I didn't mean LUST

Pyro makes jokes like a soundboard, can't wait for the 7th GTA 6 joke this week!

7:56 thong moment I discovered the rest of the stream, now i can die in peace

The feet stream was truly the best invention that pyro has ever made

Destroyed me when he launched his PS5 into the wall without hesitation and still couldn't resist the "no games" bit. Then he literally rips his pants open after a comment about the hole. This man is pure chaos and I'm living for it.

Skibidi toilet starts at 19:08 and ends at 22:59

Pyro being born was indeed the worst invention his parents ever made

imagine being so rich that you're destroying your clothes and ps5's for fun

The only reason Pyro doesn't like the Furry bot is because it's not inflated enough

Dude! I frickin LOVE distracted driving! I always try as hard as possible to beat my high score in all the mobile games while topping out my speed (the high speed police pursuit makes for added challenge) and i even have three tvs cycling through the HOTTEST SCENES( from movies AND pyro's streams) I am DEFINITELY gonna buy that ps5 car , it's everything I've ever wanted! Prolly gonna get the razer car too and tow it along with a buncha bungee cords so i can bring those laptops in and gring ever more game to my time on the road , and the leds are so pretty!!! Can't forget to supe both of em up with loudeners and everything (looks like the Razer car already has some space taken up, so unfortunately I can only add a bass setup to one of them, sadge. Any way i heard there's an achievement if u hit all the pedestrians so i gotta go do that! Maybe I'll even use that Handy thing to goon while I do it? I wouldn't getting miroki into my passenger seat either

my favorite moment is at 6:32 when pyro whips it out

Someone in chat donating a thousand dollars to see pyro's feet dealt immeasurable psychic damage straight to my brain.

Bro the playstation car is the next generation of texting and driving. Imagine getting pulled over and you tell the cop "Just a second officer, I'm trying to hit a clip"

PYRO WEARS PANTIES CONFIRMED 7:44

We got pyro feet and thigh reveal before gta 6

Amazing the speed that pyro has for spotting furry's of his kind

They did it. They finally made the Japanese toilet real.

Imagine your PS5 controller begins drifting while you are on the highway crashing you into a tree.

dont buy the moonwalk, buy heelies, they are batteryfree

This is genuinely the most unhinged Pyro stream I’ve seen yet. Bro threw his PS5, ripped his short leg almost entirely off, etc.

Imagine making battery powered bluetooth skates for warehouse workers that only last 1 hour

I like the idea of sandals with wheels where I can strap them to any sneakers, but not the tech part. just lower rollerskates you can quickly take off and throw in your backpack. I'ma make me ones

26:28 finally the tiny desk engineer is real

he's already in a deep stage, his mind is already past the line of insanity

Imagine buying those sandles on a factory workers salary.

Pyro never fails to make the worst things 😊

This truly is one of the most Pyro videos of all time

I like that Pyro insists that the transparent screen is useless, when it is clearly meant to be put in the middle of a room and not up against a wall.

I’m glad pyro’s acknowledging the invention of this channel

I love clicking on a slop video and seeing pyro call a robot a furry within the first 30 seconds 😊

the furry robot is gonna take pyros job

Bro is losing his marbles

The man who sold his feet but gave us his buldge

Never felt older in my life then when pyro asked “you guys know what heelies are right!?”

The real worst invention is KZfaq for hosting pyro's slop

40 minute slop means we are not getting a main channel vid any time soon

Bro is on a video call lookin like the Klasky-Csupo logo like real 👁👄👁 type beat.

As someone with OCD it bothers me immensely that he never paused stream to replace his shorts

That handy toy is nothing man. I remember Maid Select 3D 2 when it was Japanese exclusive they had a VR controller that also was a fleshlight. That’s real innovation.

33:48 Pyrotechnics schizophrenia confirmed

2:54 Pyro flexes his herman miller chair

I was just about to die of starvation but Pyro saved me with this slop.

Pyro’s gonna be all over that smell-o-vision when it comes out. He can finally truly experience fat tf2 pyro.

8:30 Imagine if bro presses slightly too hard on the accelerate trigger and the car rips out into the audience... 💀💀💀

You’re telling me I gotta charge my fucking shoes now

Actually, I have a skin problem where the skin on my legs dries up to the point where it starts cracking all over the feet when they get sweaty, and as its incredibly painful to even walk then, the roller-sandals actually seem quite nice, besides the price and charging

Pyro logic Pyro: I have a hole? Pyro: “Tears them apart” Fixed it Also pyro: I had those for like 4 years I really liked em

5:57 Imagine buying an Afeela just so when GTA 6 releases you can play immediately after buying the hard copy. Just run and grab one and get away booting it up in your car just so you can be the first person in the world to experience it.

I can't get over that Mario

Great Video, Hairochinical. Truly one of a kind. Edit: Just gooned off to pyros feet.

"It's designed for factory workers." Only lasts one hour, yeah sure.

16:29 Finally. We can find the Rhythm for Cbat

That head looked like mobius from new vegas old world blues

Pyro never fails to deliver the baby

Pyro's finally acknowledging that inventing his channel was a mistake

But mister police officer, my crontoller had stick drift, i am not responsible for the death of that family of 5

bro i was not expecting him to make the hole bigger

only pyro could manage to look and act dumber in such a short period of time

2:21 The funny thing is that they actually used to have some workers put on roller-skates to move quicker and be more efficient. They literally did this in the mid-1900s and they’re acting as if it’s some new revolutionary thing.

10:11 what i find funny about the microled is they forgot most shows have backgrounds, so you wont even be able to see through it most of the time

33:59 At first I didnt but if you look at where the top left corner of the "t" in "honestly" is you can see the line, and if you follow it you can see where it intersects with the other horizontal line which isn't as visible but its more grey than the brighter white line that's going down

Pyro doesn’t even have a double chin guys

Pyro’s favorite part of CES is the innovations in furry and adult toy technology.

Can’t wait to goon to a pyro video while getting my a22 blasted by a skibidy toilet and flying around in my cyber copter

I love using youtube vanced because it has a feature where it highlights like a really important point on the video, like the moment of the thumbnail, the moment of discussion of the topic wich was in the title etc, and the point it highlighted wasnt the thing that looks like the kid from thor, IT WAS PYRO SHOWING HIS FUCKING FEET!

Still waiting on a stream where Pyro doesn't mention Critical.

Pyro's toe is bigger than both of his wrists.

bezos buying me moonwalkers so ican work my warehouse job faster

"designed for factory workers" ITS AN OPEN TOE FUCKING SHOE

Came for the slop, stayed for pyro feet

pyro the donos make this video unbearable

Isn’t the “car driven with a PS5 controller” just kind of a different variant on those episodes of MythBusters where they could rig up cars to be controlled with RC car controllers so they could safely test crashes remotely

Can we appreciate how pyro had to change the video title two times just to give more variety to his slop?

little did pyro know, his shorts joke would end up in him accidentally flashing his underwear to the audience at 7:57 call it a hunch but i don't think it should be shown on stream...

I always thank the humble Pyro for the daily slop.

6:23 I'm so glad pyro made a ball reveal, worst day of my life

i'm honestly concerned for pyro since he's been genuinely going more and more mental. He's not the same as before.

Pyro is finally self aware!! :)

seven minutes in and pyro has begun to tear his pants off, what a shame that hes come to this.

That Mario is actually a 2017 sfm

Says I’m going to hold back on the PS5…gets 50 gifted

"buy more merch, it will save your life again" holy shit man