+bonjour.sera absolutely...I run a business in China, and it is soooo frustrating. lol

blame qq lol

+bonjour.sera when I told my QQ mail address my foreigner friend told me " sound like very professional"

Hahaha when ever I told my qq email to someone , they just staring at me lol

My QQ email is soooo long as well

Meghan Rain I know. I died laughing.

True story.. I was in the freaking Hiroshima Peace Dome where they dropped the first nuke on Japan.. walking through the museum, feeling pretty shitty about the history, when a Chinese girl comes up to me and asks "what do you think about America nuking Japan back then?" I said I feel pretty bad about it. She said "We agree with it, Japan deserved it. Good job." and walked away!

@@JeremyGalloway Think about how many Chinese people were killed during that time...Seriousely,the whole country was almost destroyed....think about Nanjing....And the Japan government haven't apologised till today!The old generation have their right to hate Japan because they suffered too much.But we young generation have learnd to judge things in a rational way now.

@@JeremyGallowayI’m sorry but the unanticipated nature of the response kills me 😂😂😂😂

true, i spent half of my life oversea, and I am still made the mistake for spelling word Australia and Austria sometimes XD

Hahahaha oh man this made me laugh.

Shirley A :D

Holy shit! I never imagine that happened in real life (so used to having it as a comedy skit piece!)

JuandelaCruz001 It's real and it happened to me so often that I stopped correcting them and just predented to be australian :D

Jackson NoWay You might think that sounds strange but it's kind of true, western countries outsource all of their manufacturing to countries like China and therefore they have a lot of pollution because of it. Yeah, it might not directly come from America, but they are the cause of it.

Oh I thought he meant pollution coming from western factorys, etc

+Elliott Marc Jones Chinese Factory, American merchandise.

+Elliott Marc Jones ah yes, I remember when we literally forced them to take on all that manufacturing then lower their environmental standards to zilch

Donald Trump dislikes this twit.

took me three seconds to understand what u meant tho

Yes lol

红红火火恍恍惚惚

Mother ma1. Horse ma3

Ikr

priceless means, too gorgeous or too cheap?

＋董伟 priceless的意思是如果一个人是非常可爱的或者一个人不可以给一个东西还是一个人一个价格，无价. 很难来解释. Basiclly too gorgeous, one cannot give a price to her, there's nothing like her so she's priceless.

明白了，谢谢 😄

Allah Sucks you idiot

Means she’s is a 奇葩。

Well most of them dont believe in god.

@@pax4370 true, my dad believe in Dao. And i believe in the god of money

*God bless america chinese people dont beleive in God

@@pax4370 No one believes in God these days, especially young ppl. It's not a China exclusive thing like you're making it out to be.

+MsTheeloisa so we can play has another meaning? i guess :D

+g karate only kidz use play adults use“ hang out ”

Pokemon Pikachu thank you, it is very interesting :D can i practice my english with you? it is so fashion.

Pokemon Pikachu YOU GO GLEN COCO !!!

+MsTheeloisa Lol yeah. Kids can get away with it. Adults? Not so much :)

trang huynh Thanks!

+trang huynh awwww chinese girl

+Flavien JOUANGUY if you were expecting to see boobs in a video that titles "things chinese people say" then I feel sad for you. It must be hard being that dumb =D

+trang huynh i know right so funny

awww chinese girl

DJFP Our favourite part of this video!

TMD Shanghai what about chinese women? can you ask a chinese girl how much do you cost?

001avz no

do you think that tmdshandhai is a group of stupid children?x w

No, they are here to entertain the public, show some appreciation of their courage. They are here to make foreign world understand China better, not for you to show ignorance sign that Chinese girls are easy. Try date a Northern Chinese girl, see how is she going to make you feel you are not manly enough for her. Just because they are friendly doesn't mean they are easy.

what does that mean

basically a lot of asian people can asian squat but many who arent cant so its very relatable

If she's Russian, she should be able to pull off a mad slav squat

Anyone can squat. It's a matter of practice

+renatoyutub you should go to a beach in China in the summer... Packed with people. But under big umbrellas.

What is Mao Zedong?

But i thought chinese aet with chopsticks. Especially noodles with chopsticks?

Drink hot water! LOL

Its funny because its true

I thought that was like (for example) you're creating a gmail and they'll give you suggested email names with loads of numbers and thats why some people's emails/usernames whatever turn out like that xD

I have no idea. Some of my friends have stories why their email is like that, some don't. It's wierd. Haha

I think some ppl don't like to use PinYin, and if they are not comfortable with English, the only thing left would be first letters of their name and numbers...

Breanna Baozi Most Chinese people have/had QQ email addresses which were just strings of numbers.

+Breanna Baozi Yes, It's very difficult to grab the original email address in China, there are too many people, most names are repeats when it's transformed to letters (pinyin).

how much? lol

As a Chinese, I would like to say:All this sentences are related to the Chines traditional values and the social environments, I'm familiar with these sentences and also feeling the gap between different cultures.

Helsic Yiverus ice water bad for you, drink hot water.

Helsic Yiverus been uk for 3 years， british eat cold， drink cold， now i am used to it

Helsic Yiverus Haha, the sentence "how much" makes me dying laughing.

meridzejn I laughed when she said "I hate japanese"

Ak Elkahlawy fuck you

STOP

+王鑫 it´s a stereotype prejudice video don´t take it serious D : you are not fun :,( : P

But it's so common 😭

You don't think that cuz you're Chinese. Any foreigner will tell you they've heard almost all these things before 😂😂

"people with common sense" that doesn't exist.

Happens daily in China, but they forgot the classic "Do you like sandwich?"

Venti Hot Choc yes,China has a million African black people.

How do you think other people felt when americans also show the same ignorance???haha..just kidding.I think china opened up only recently they are still updating their system.I would be excited too if i meet new people from other countries.Americans in general wont feel the same way as many people from almost all the different countries around the world settles in the US.You have seen probably all the ethnicity that exist on earth in America alone.For you its like been there done that.

Which province are you in?

Charm Royale they actually do lol, but not in the bad ways.

Baleur ha stereotyping everywhere! Im half European and half Asian... In most Europe I get the usual ''Are you Chinese?'' because if you look Asian you must be Chinese right :D Then in China they think Im mixed with Korean, but think that I can secretly speak Chinese. In Mongolia they think Im Russian kind, and also think I can speak secretly Mongolian. French don't seem to care that much (probably too think im Chinese lol), but for some weird reason also think I can speak their language but pretend not to. And when English are drunk I'm can convince them I'm Scandinavian :D :D

Baleur oh,really??what a big joke,i live in Shanghai ,i never saw ,anyone who care about it~

Полина Q Yeah i live in a smaller town, must be more casual and anonymous in a metropolis.

It's cuz korean ppl got these plastics surgeries, big eyes, tall nose, and they dye their hair color as well.

Baleur lol, that's their way of complimenting you

Humans are curios.

chinese people are so funny i love them

No, white people are bloody racist.

Or just so ignorant...

soaprincee like you?

"Ohhh Argentina yeah yeah, crisis, hunger, Maradona"

That's Storm Xu!

That's the one! Aw maaan I really miss Shanghai now. Dammit. He'll be famous everywhere one day, being at the epicenter of Western style comedy and all.

Ye and he was the least funniest act ive ever seen there, just some stupid Chinese bloke who thinks hes cool because he studied abroad.

It seems to the chinese that the europeans are slightly chubby in general. Lol

It's actually a compliment. You can take it as, oh you look fit

+Abydosienne Aaaand "English people are very gentlemen. German people are very serious. 我们中国人没有你们外国人开放."　So true ;)

Soy chino pero me odio pairs mucho ! 讨厌巴黎

+Julius Machinebacon I think I will destroy the image of a german if someone meets me, I am super silly.

"You're from England? Can you ride a horse?" That's the best I've gotten.

How do you know if she's Cantonese

Qin li It sounded a bit Cantonese to me at the time XD. I may be wrong now that I listen to it a second time... It's kinda hard to tell what she's speaking actually because she speaks so peppy lol.

lol, she's Mandarin

she's probably from the north as her face is kinda broad..

I was there four years. It was a very popular question.

I get that all the time, most people think I'm rude cos they think I'm lying

+JingTing Wei yeah, one year ago I though hongkong was chinas capital ;P I still think though such things are funny.

not just the knowledge thing but china blocka too many info from outside

pp oo Maybe so.

Americans and British too!! MANY IGNORANT ONES!! Know nothing about geography or history but their own countries only

I´m so ignorant I say 今年 means the same in chinese and japanese : P but I´m not ignorant enough to say the same about 高, but the difference isn´t someone everybody sees. (I was bored sorry : P )

+horiphin Millions of people in China (and other countries) access "restricted" sites using a VPN. Your cousin needs to use one also. Some VPN's are free but most of them are subscription services. Very common these days.

Ah! Are VPN's illegal though?

+horiphin The Chinese government has no official position on that, but VPN's are officially used in legit capacities such as offices, workplaces, homes, schools, etc as they need unfiltered internet to do their work (Google is blocked in China, but many businesses rely on Google Services such as Google Drive etc to function). So VPN's are a "grey area", where the government just turns a blind eye on them as they know there is nothing they can do to truly enforce their censored internet policies to 2 billion people. :-)

cool, thank you! ^-^

+horiphin I bought astrill VPN. it works very good.

zero 123 Well I guess not really, haha. It is true that you must experience stereotypes and judgements as being a Japanese from people, but many Chinese still respect Japanese culture in terms of politeness. People show respect to you mainly because of your personal behaviors and identity but not nationality. In addition, China's got a huge animation and manga fan base...LOL

Thanks Xiran Yang, I'm also half brazilian maybe I can teach you guys how to samba xD

i guess it's not dangerous… well some ppl don't like japanese becuz of the history that happened or politic stuffs but it also becuz those ppl don't know abt other countries，just like those characters in this video keep asking silly questions. but there are much more chinese ppl like japan. I'm currently studing in an American college and most of ppl in my japanese class are chinese

zero 123 Maybe during some special periods of time you'll be dangerous,such as 18th,September. But don't be so serious Chinese are friendly.Haha, Have a good time in China.

zero 123 When Chinese people say 'they hate Japan' which actually means they hate Japanese government and those who tying to glorify what Japanese have done in WW2. So, as an individual, don't worry your safety is guaranteed, I promise that.

+Nil No i think 'goddamn it' is better

Ta ma de means fuck in Chinese i think

I'm a native Chinese, and what I said is true :)

Nil No biaoziyangde should be son of a bitch:)

When you say TMD in Chinese, it’s actually cursing “his mother’s cunt”. Yet the cunt word was taken away to make it sound better.

yes

sadly russian girls have a bad reputation in China and North Asia...

+WassupHD oh thanks luhan :p

bullshit, they fucking loved me and stalked me like a celebrity

***** you're a chinese girl right ?! ;)

western girls would not be cool w/ chinese guys, for the most part. Because they are small and they would be worried that they are small in all respects, quite frankly.

+Wassup HD Why don't you get out, Koreaboo?

+LinguisticsandGeography No.

I would love to learn the history of Mesopotamia my friend

yeah, but Mesopotamia has been replaced by Islamic Civilization, but Chinese culture still exist.

maybe you confused HISTORY with ARCHAELOGY, i am not sure......

You're talking semantics. China doesn't have a consistent historical record until the Zhou. The Shang have to be triangulated from archaeology and oracle-bones not unlike the first dynasties of Egypt. And those Egyptian dynasties are earlier . . .

lol, the special thing is the culture and language never lost even it faced several times of the worst situations possible. Take over by Mongolian Empire, by Manchu Empire, and Mao. In fact, Mongolian became a part of China and so did Manchu.

zimriel then comes the topic of races and cultures, never fails. just kidding. Feeling proud of one's history is common, that's it and enough, don't bother.

yeah, but today's Egyptian came to Egypt from near east several centuries bc

John Hayter Mandarin

Cantorin

John Hayter grapefruit

John Hayter LOLOLOL. Mandarin. It's not Cantonese..

Mandarin

I am assuming it is because of QQ numbers since QQ is the most popular IM service. I can't even remember my own QQ numbers XD.

ansiaaa @163.com is a popular email

ansiaaa Chinese being a phonetic language, ppl attribute words to numbers that sound like that. And also since you can't compose an email with chinese characters...

imhellag that makes sense. thanks for the explanation!

ansiaaa happy to help anyone understand whacky chinese culture!

Actually, I think your nose is cute. . .

JuandelaCruz001 you are cute !

It should be the opposite LMFAO