Things guitarists say in the studio

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Jared Dines

Jared Dines

9 жыл бұрын

This is a parody video of things I hear guitarists say a lot in the studio.

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@landon9560
@landon9560 8 жыл бұрын
You forgot the half hour segment about them talking shit about the bass player.
@mcrphanfobpatdtpgreenday9845
@mcrphanfobpatdtpgreenday9845 7 жыл бұрын
I'm a guitarist and I can 100 percent confirm that this is true
@iva-jy2dj
@iva-jy2dj 7 жыл бұрын
I'm a bassist and I can 100 percent confirm that this is true
@bruhmoment-zi6zg
@bruhmoment-zi6zg 7 жыл бұрын
I am a Vocalist and I can 100% confirm that this is true
@doomguy1430
@doomguy1430 7 жыл бұрын
Im a keyboardist and i can 100 percent confirm that this is true
@bruhmoment-zi6zg
@bruhmoment-zi6zg 7 жыл бұрын
Shall we just become a band? Aha
@iviaverick52
@iviaverick52 9 жыл бұрын
There's nothing more awkward than when someone playing guitar just makes direct eye contact without saying anything while they play.
@herbivore7108
@herbivore7108 8 жыл бұрын
My friend used to do that when he played drums, soo creepy. lol
@crazytoad9142
@crazytoad9142 8 жыл бұрын
+Cameron Fischer Lol i did that when i had stage fright :D it was something beautiful.
@TheCheeseBaker
@TheCheeseBaker 8 жыл бұрын
+Cameron Fischer Lol, love doing that to people.. It's even better when it looks like you're flipping them off.
@grantbowers2319
@grantbowers2319 8 жыл бұрын
+Cameron Fischer I love doing that
@AllLittleMonsters
@AllLittleMonsters 8 жыл бұрын
lol i do that a lot just because i know they feel like this too
@bejomon4254
@bejomon4254 8 жыл бұрын
You forgot the Band : Okay let's stop for a moment and talk about how to improve the song Guitar Player : "starts playing something" Band : STOP! Guitar Player : Okay, okay.... Band: "starts talking" Guitar Player : "plays some shit on full volume again" GAAAAAAAAH
@gabrielhole-jones2547
@gabrielhole-jones2547 8 жыл бұрын
+BeJomon Every musician in the band is guilty of this though XD.
@jamesshand4252
@jamesshand4252 8 жыл бұрын
that is exactly what my fucking little brother does we stop playing and i start talking about the song(i play bass) and next minute this cock head starts playing the fucking song while im talking 😐
@henomn3510
@henomn3510 8 жыл бұрын
+BeJomon Guilty. But I was previously in a band that cared more about cigarette breaks and only playing to look cool. So I moved to being a solo artist. :/.
@jacobbetz9657
@jacobbetz9657 8 жыл бұрын
+Josh Kelley Good choice! I would have done the same in that situation.
@jacobbetz9657
@jacobbetz9657 8 жыл бұрын
+Josh Kelley Or found a different band.
@coryandrews9235
@coryandrews9235 9 жыл бұрын
"What's a metronome." I have not words for how true this is.
@IronOrePickaxe
@IronOrePickaxe 9 жыл бұрын
Cory Andrews It's even better when it's followed by "Yeah I've been playing, for about 8 years"
@Scubadog_
@Scubadog_ 9 жыл бұрын
***** Why is it always exactly 8 years?
@coryandrews9235
@coryandrews9235 9 жыл бұрын
Because they started when they were ten.
@Rex-golf_player810
@Rex-golf_player810 8 жыл бұрын
+Cory Andrews they started at 5
@playingforkicks
@playingforkicks 8 жыл бұрын
+Cory Andrews My drummer hasn't a clue what one is either
@CallieCrofts
@CallieCrofts 9 жыл бұрын
"What's a metronome?" lol
@nrgeezyonthamic
@nrgeezyonthamic 9 жыл бұрын
***** You don't learn songs with one, you practice with one. There is much more to learning the guitar than learning songs.
@nrgeezyonthamic
@nrgeezyonthamic 9 жыл бұрын
It's all about technique man. Be tight and develop your own style.
@santanamauricio
@santanamauricio 9 жыл бұрын
***** That is the dumbest thing I have read all year.
@willianfernandes5186
@willianfernandes5186 9 жыл бұрын
***** Yo man.. chill. Writing gotta come by itself you know. Gotta forget all techniques you learned, and trust your muscle memory. Imagine a sound in your head, and try to reproduce it. Compose in ur mind, even before you touch the guitar. When you get able to connect whats in your mind to the sound you produce, then, you are expressing yourself through the instrument, which is amazing for music. Also, learn how to listen.. if you play with some friends.. listen to them. Dont try to show skills around, and make fancy things you know.. try to fill in the part and reach a beautiful sound. Its easier to compose like that.
@enigmam5357
@enigmam5357 9 жыл бұрын
being able to play with a metronome is important, its not a matter of opinion or style. every piece is written in a time signature (mostly 4/4) and has a BPM. if the song is in 120 bpm and your hitting outside the beats every few notes, its going to sound like shit, plain and simple. unless your trying to add swing to your playing by hittin the off beats like in jazz. moral of the story, learn how music is structured before attempting to write anything, its going to make you a better musician in the end.
@letthegalaxyburn
@letthegalaxyburn 9 жыл бұрын
Seriously though, what is a Metro Gnome? I hear about them a lot; are they like studio helpers?
@letthegalaxyburn
@letthegalaxyburn 9 жыл бұрын
chazzy licks Do i plug it straight into the guitar?
@Professionalidi0t
@Professionalidi0t 9 жыл бұрын
chazzy licks you're
@ajbalancedbreakfast8368
@ajbalancedbreakfast8368 9 жыл бұрын
Jake Bowley Give me my sides back
@backspace3111
@backspace3111 9 жыл бұрын
A metro gnome is a small guy that hangs out in the city
@yrussq
@yrussq 9 жыл бұрын
That's a nice one))))))))
@SirCarl_XVIII
@SirCarl_XVIII 9 жыл бұрын
As an audio engineer, i hear a lot of people say things like "just fix it in post" or "Just loop it" If you say that in studio, EVER, i will throw a 57 at you (They never break, its quite aerodynamically efficient too). Did that to the lead guitarist in a metal band I recorded the other week. Your job is to play the music right, our job is to capture it. That said, anyone want anything mixed?
@guitar19971
@guitar19971 9 жыл бұрын
Good for you dude. You're a credit to audio engineers.
@jpgrdnr
@jpgrdnr 9 жыл бұрын
heheh..."just fix it in post" means you shouldn't be in a studio in the first place...I've done it myself doing home recordings...but as its just hobbyist stuff it doesn't matter...
@Foxxnioxx
@Foxxnioxx 9 жыл бұрын
Sure! ...Wait, I gotta practice more first.
@enzio24
@enzio24 9 жыл бұрын
haha right?
@SirCarl_XVIII
@SirCarl_XVIII 9 жыл бұрын
@Elliot Sharpe There is really no good point to looping. It's about as much use as Autotune. It just gives people who have no business being in the music industry, the means to create a mathematically perfect song. If you can't play the song on demand, why are you trying to record it?! Save yourself a lot of time and money and practice first
@Nightpacer
@Nightpacer 8 жыл бұрын
"anyway here's Wonderwall"
@greigwilliamson6763
@greigwilliamson6763 8 жыл бұрын
said 90% of British guitar players these days.
@apokemonrunescape729
@apokemonrunescape729 8 жыл бұрын
Lmao I learned wonderwall for the sole purpose of impressing chicks, not gonna lie
@Brokenface
@Brokenface 7 жыл бұрын
+A Pokemon runescape that's the reason why people learn to play it
@annikaoffermann2830
@annikaoffermann2830 7 жыл бұрын
A Pokemon runescape did it work?
@Subk02
@Subk02 8 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, Steve Vai is good but have u heard of Slash?" I'm choking x°D
@michaelvigil1417
@michaelvigil1417 8 жыл бұрын
That one cracked me up
@Dave_OnTheRoam
@Dave_OnTheRoam 8 жыл бұрын
+Frank Ravin Different but both great.
@strattoma893
@strattoma893 8 жыл бұрын
Why not Joe Satriani?
@iainfishenden5750
@iainfishenden5750 8 жыл бұрын
+Royale With Cheese Same
@artemesaulkov2010
@artemesaulkov2010 8 жыл бұрын
have you heard of Steve Howe?
@Dslasher99
@Dslasher99 9 жыл бұрын
"I want a Floyd Rose, so bad." "I can't stand Floyd Rose bridges." The Bi-polar Guitarist.
@spadeaces531
@spadeaces531 8 жыл бұрын
What's a metronome. I actually heard some really good guys saying that
@oscarrameno6865
@oscarrameno6865 8 жыл бұрын
Omfg
@loganplourde886
@loganplourde886 8 жыл бұрын
That's the tippy tappy thing, right?
@oscarrameno6865
@oscarrameno6865 8 жыл бұрын
Yes
@loganplourde886
@loganplourde886 8 жыл бұрын
+Logan Bills I know, I was just kidding
@jaymz
@jaymz 8 жыл бұрын
lars...
@kamael1125
@kamael1125 9 жыл бұрын
How many guitar players u need to change a lightbulb? 3 - one is changing it and 2 say they can do it as well ;)
@TheEternalWayfarer
@TheEternalWayfarer 8 жыл бұрын
You need 2: 1 is changing it and the other is playing the solo
@knutt8580
@knutt8580 6 жыл бұрын
Music is win
@basslightyeah
@basslightyeah 8 жыл бұрын
I found out why bassists never write the songs. They play a riff, guitarists play another one and say "That's your riff, I just made it better".
@gabrielhole-jones2547
@gabrielhole-jones2547 8 жыл бұрын
+Bass Lightyeah This is something I can relate to on a spiritual level.
@basslightyeah
@basslightyeah 8 жыл бұрын
GamesOffNermal MetalBassist They're just creative in a different way. I get my best ideas while playing alone, they hear something and give their own interpretation simultaneously.
@GamesOffNermal
@GamesOffNermal 8 жыл бұрын
+Bass Lightyeah bass is just as important as guitar
@basslightyeah
@basslightyeah 8 жыл бұрын
GamesOffNermal MetalBassist True.
@GamesOffNermal
@GamesOffNermal 8 жыл бұрын
in fact its even more important because it underlines the guitar riffs while locking in with the drums 2 important things at once
@xdudeawesomeness
@xdudeawesomeness 8 жыл бұрын
It's been like 8 minutes and I just realized that I have the KZfaq automatic looper on
@CastleFsUczN5nnK
@CastleFsUczN5nnK 8 жыл бұрын
"Just loop it, I'll get it eventually"
@xdudeawesomeness
@xdudeawesomeness 8 жыл бұрын
Castlemaster712 GOD DAMMIT
@jonisokaj2775
@jonisokaj2775 4 жыл бұрын
That high
@zero28ism
@zero28ism 7 жыл бұрын
"steve vai is good, but have you heard slash?" my friend say that and I almost killed him
@JassyPabst
@JassyPabst 8 жыл бұрын
I want a floyd rose so bad. I can't stand floyd rose bridges. Why won't it stay in tune!?!? XD so true story :P Man that video was awesome xD
@mellyslife5950
@mellyslife5950 8 жыл бұрын
You again XD. You're definitely right! I love my Floyd Rose (we have the same guitar, I once commented it on one of your videos, it's an Ibanez GRG 250DX.) BUT the big problem is tuning the guitar... it's SO annoying. But you can do cool things with it and if it IS in tone, it STAYS very long. I think you can agree with me... but if I ever buy another guitar, I'd buy one without a floyd rose tremolo, so I play songs that are written in Drop C or whatever actually in Drop C XD.
@DotAHuskarMaster
@DotAHuskarMaster 8 жыл бұрын
+Me Li tuning floyd isn't hard and also not that easy in some point.once you get the hang of it,it's not a problem anymore
@behemothokun
@behemothokun 8 жыл бұрын
+Me Li Personally, I love my FR Bridges; But I never liked the ones Ibanez puts on their guitars, I usually change them for a an OFR, Schaller licensed one or a Gotoh FR (mostly depending on the price class of the guitar) as long as it is the classic high-profile kind. A quality one is setup fast and the same goes for tuning it, but you are out of luck if you want to ever change the tuning. The only thing you can do is use something like an EVH D-Tuna but it requires to lock the FR in one direction.
@jamessteele3093
@jamessteele3093 8 жыл бұрын
+Me Li do you rest your hand on the bridge
@mellyslife5950
@mellyslife5950 8 жыл бұрын
James Steele What do you exactly mean by that? I mean... if I'm palm muting, my hand is on the strings and If I play "normal" chords or stuff like that, then my hand does Not touch the strings. So I would say no? But as I said, I don't know what you mean....
@legendofFranktheTank
@legendofFranktheTank 8 жыл бұрын
I laughed because I totally also make weird grunting and farting noises when I mess up, I thought that was a me thing...the singer makes fun of me for it :(
@lucasgilfillan1441
@lucasgilfillan1441 8 жыл бұрын
I do that aswell 😂😂
@falcodlm
@falcodlm 8 жыл бұрын
Same tho but its been a while since I've played with my band so they dont make fun of me for making noises
@derkeksinator17
@derkeksinator17 7 жыл бұрын
Frank Da Tank I started just angrily playing the chord multiple times instead of trying to pick it right
@rufusdisturbed
@rufusdisturbed 9 жыл бұрын
"I want to throw in some pinch harmonics". Sounds like every ZZ Top solo.
@FelixGuitarCovers316
@FelixGuitarCovers316 9 жыл бұрын
Agreed, but still love them! :D
@ironspider2379
@ironspider2379 7 жыл бұрын
2014: Wish they made ten-string guitars... 2017: How cute.
@thetruesora2111
@thetruesora2111 7 жыл бұрын
"Can you scoop the mids?" - dies - 😂😂
@deadlined825
@deadlined825 7 жыл бұрын
I don't get it 😁
@theproton5837
@theproton5837 7 жыл бұрын
Daniel Scarlett you wont
@seethoseareyourtearsman.1758
@seethoseareyourtearsman.1758 7 жыл бұрын
but can he play "smoke on the water"?
@Strattus19
@Strattus19 6 жыл бұрын
See? Those are your tears, man. No one can play the ultimate sacred guitar riff. Not even Steve Vai, or Eric Clapton.
@thatcherdoingcoolstuff2657
@thatcherdoingcoolstuff2657 5 жыл бұрын
No that’s too hard
@bequiteimhuntingwabbits8205
@bequiteimhuntingwabbits8205 5 жыл бұрын
I hear that when you play smoke on the water it is so hard that you body turns in to flames and you blow up in to a million pieces.
@TheOnlyHollywood1
@TheOnlyHollywood1 5 жыл бұрын
0-3-5 0-3-6-5 0-3-5 3-0
@rstrout9437
@rstrout9437 9 жыл бұрын
But, can it djent?
@rstrout9437
@rstrout9437 9 жыл бұрын
***** It CAN Djent!
@skok58
@skok58 9 жыл бұрын
***** Hey - A true Dgentleman wouldn't divulge that in public!
@DoubleHenshin88
@DoubleHenshin88 8 жыл бұрын
+RS TROUT wth is djent? :v
@diegamingbuletten4743
@diegamingbuletten4743 8 жыл бұрын
+Jared Dines Avenged Sevenfold shreds - hope that was meant serious, i love them^^
@josejalaeno73
@josejalaeno73 8 жыл бұрын
+Die Gaming Buletten I know it's considered heresy among a lot of people, but I love A7X (sue me)
@trevorstockton2516
@trevorstockton2516 7 жыл бұрын
Avenged can shred TBH. Syn is crazy and he still makes it sound great
@grmateiradumatei
@grmateiradumatei 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor Stockton yep
@davidgarcia6796
@davidgarcia6796 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but ATTILA SUCKS
@christopherabeja4331
@christopherabeja4331 8 жыл бұрын
I only do 10% of the stuff here. But on a serious note, we all forget to bring tuners sometimes.
@zomenis
@zomenis 8 жыл бұрын
Pun intended?
@ImGazu
@ImGazu 8 жыл бұрын
+Mercer Go home, Dad.
@KillianDeaton
@KillianDeaton 8 жыл бұрын
+Christopher Abeja except drummings, we never forget our tuners ;)
@rainbowslushy223
@rainbowslushy223 8 жыл бұрын
+Christopher Abeja i never forget my tuner...typical guitarist making excuses. thats like a surgeon forgetting his scalpel....
@guitar19971
@guitar19971 8 жыл бұрын
+Christopher Abeja I just have one permanently velcroed to my pedal board so I have one at any gig or recording session I play at.
@matthewsmith791
@matthewsmith791 9 жыл бұрын
"A7X Shreds!" "Slayer Shreds!" "Lamb of God Shreds!" "Attila sucks..." xD dying
@davidgarcia6796
@davidgarcia6796 6 жыл бұрын
Matthew Smith but he's damn right about Attila
@jacobnelsen2786
@jacobnelsen2786 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidgarcia6796 I like Attila
@MrSir2552
@MrSir2552 9 жыл бұрын
I actually like Avenged Sevenfold though. ;~;
@jr4chargers
@jr4chargers 9 жыл бұрын
Yes, but since they're pretty big, they are obviously going to get a bunch hate. Anyways, listen to whatever you like, fuck what other people say. :)
@MrSir2552
@MrSir2552 9 жыл бұрын
jr4chargers Exactly! Quote by M. Shadows, the lead singer for A7x: "Be yourself and like what you like. Fuck everyone else."
@elitebelt
@elitebelt 9 жыл бұрын
jr4chargers But no JB right?
@jr4chargers
@jr4chargers 9 жыл бұрын
elitebelt JB?
@elitebelt
@elitebelt 9 жыл бұрын
jr4chargers Justin Bieber
@af-aftech6029
@af-aftech6029 8 жыл бұрын
Sweeping is for brooms and women.
@lolololguy12345
@lolololguy12345 7 жыл бұрын
EDGE
@fullypowered123
@fullypowered123 7 жыл бұрын
Dude its a joke. Like you sweep with brooms and women stereo-typically sweep the floors.
@thehairline180
@thehairline180 5 жыл бұрын
Haha get it?! Because they both sweep the floors in a house?!!! HAHAH!!! Seriously though, good joke
@TokyoBlue587
@TokyoBlue587 4 жыл бұрын
WTF?? Not funny
@themaggot8
@themaggot8 9 жыл бұрын
"I really want a beefy tone"...I have no idea how many times I've said that
@pirateoftheweb3813
@pirateoftheweb3813 9 жыл бұрын
dude....even guys who love floyd rose bridges hate them. if you don't know what i'm talking about, you don't own a floyd rose.
@Andres9632
@Andres9632 9 жыл бұрын
Ibanez tremelo systems are infinitely better.
@danessz93
@danessz93 9 жыл бұрын
Why should i hate it? Allright, first it took about an hour to change strings, but now it's not a hard thing. And it's just simply can't get out of tune.
@Andres9632
@Andres9632 9 жыл бұрын
Dániel Horváth tbh floyd rose licensed bridges are pretty lame. if you do any whammying they go slightly but noticeably out of tune. I have one on a well loved schecter unfortunately :(
@ShitCrap
@ShitCrap 9 жыл бұрын
Vred then don't do whammy, it's pretty lame trick after all
@Andres9632
@Andres9632 9 жыл бұрын
Depends how you whammy. a tiny bit of flattening the notes with neat delay/chorus/tremelo pedals can spice up a lot of stuff. Kinda like tapping and sweeping; good in moderation. But regardless, having a system that says you can whammy and stay in tune and not being able to stay in tune is fucking lame. And to say just don't do it at all because the system is that bad is pretty dumb.
@rati396
@rati396 4 жыл бұрын
1:29 Little did he know he would have 18 string guitar in few years
@StricklandAssistantManager
@StricklandAssistantManager 9 жыл бұрын
Attila does suck though.
@FvnnyValentine
@FvnnyValentine 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah it does
@DxArmyMember001
@DxArmyMember001 9 жыл бұрын
and you swallow
@FvnnyValentine
@FvnnyValentine 9 жыл бұрын
Hank Hill Yep. That shit lingers for hours. Get the Listerine XD
@DxArmyMember001
@DxArmyMember001 9 жыл бұрын
That grammar thou. And yeah, go listen to metallica for the rest of your life, because they don't do 0-0-0-0, right?... So interesting riffs...
@D2Synua
@D2Synua 9 жыл бұрын
DxArmyMember001 implying that people hate Attila just because they can't play guitar
@vengefulspork8622
@vengefulspork8622 8 жыл бұрын
"Avenged Sevenfold shreds." FUCK YEAH THEY DO!!
@seangreen3184
@seangreen3184 8 жыл бұрын
+Zwyni Savageau I AGREE WITH THIS MAN!
@causticcuber1372
@causticcuber1372 8 жыл бұрын
Not only that but Syn studied Jazz in college! He's not just a shredder with no soul. R.I.P. The REV :'(
@vengefulspork8622
@vengefulspork8622 8 жыл бұрын
Syn Gates went to a music school, basically
@thetruesora2111
@thetruesora2111 8 жыл бұрын
+Kanshi Talon He went to Musician's Institute for I think two years before joining the band. Plus his dad is a pretty prolific guitarist and he's learnt a lot of blues, jazz and country style from him growing up. I know a lot of really good guitarists including the guys from CHON, Polyphia, Aaron Marshall from Intervals, Tosin, Plini, Owane, Petrucci and while Syn's style differs from them, he's arguably the best in his genre. Progressive and djent and what people are now calling djazz is very different from heavy metal scene musically but Syn really is a versatile, humble and open minded guitarist. He's even gotten into the big band, gypsy jazz style of playing which is very eyebrow raising for someone in his genre
@weeplener
@weeplener 6 жыл бұрын
AGREED. I got so excited when he said that
@ifokshepah6746
@ifokshepah6746 9 жыл бұрын
Wearing a Whitechapel shirt taking shots at Slayer. Know your roots boy.
@ifokshepah6746
@ifokshepah6746 9 жыл бұрын
Yw ty u 2
@ifokshepah6746
@ifokshepah6746 9 жыл бұрын
Pair of double ds am i r?
@RabbitHighOnHate
@RabbitHighOnHate 9 жыл бұрын
Why you mad? I thought the Whitechapel shirt went pretty well with the pretentious bullshit he was spewing :)
@ifokshepah6746
@ifokshepah6746 9 жыл бұрын
baa
@trickers24
@trickers24 9 жыл бұрын
Thrash metal is terrible so is slayer
@CELESTIVL
@CELESTIVL 9 жыл бұрын
Haha, watching this, it seems like our guitarist is a bit unique. Quotes from him while we recorded our CD include; "Turn the rhythm guitar down, the orchestra is much more important." "We don't really need that lead part in there, turn the first violin up instead." And; "Bloody hell, have you heard that Lidls do caviar?"
@michaelblomenkamp9761
@michaelblomenkamp9761 9 жыл бұрын
Seriously dude your videos rock. I have been on a marathon of your videos. One you are a awesome guitarist. Second you have a great sense of humor about things and a great way of approaching music.
@kylaengland5907
@kylaengland5907 7 жыл бұрын
DID HE SAY AVENGED SEVENFOLD?! OMG FINALLY!
@chrissturm5922
@chrissturm5922 8 жыл бұрын
I actually love A7X, slipknot, and dream theater
@MateNako
@MateNako 9 жыл бұрын
As an guitarist (well my job is to play guitar so I think i can call myself that way) I find it sooooo amusing and funny! Cause those are things I used to say and probably I still say some of them xD That was sweet bro! Full dope! Keep good work, I'm waiting for more! Cheers from Poland.
@AaronSmith_avocadosmith
@AaronSmith_avocadosmith 8 жыл бұрын
Dude, you are my hero for making these videos.
@nudlz1249
@nudlz1249 5 жыл бұрын
3:04 is me scaring people with my guitar
@gh5345
@gh5345 8 жыл бұрын
Hey! I'm currently listening to Van Halen, Don't say mean things :(
@gh5345
@gh5345 8 жыл бұрын
+Jared Dines Just saw them play last month too :D.
@ScoopedMids
@ScoopedMids 8 жыл бұрын
5150 ain't Van Halen
@Cook9698
@Cook9698 8 жыл бұрын
+AllOutWar5000and1 it's a song buy them and the name of his amp
@SantomPh
@SantomPh 8 жыл бұрын
+AllOutWar5000and1 Eddie designed the 5150 amps, so yeah.
@DaHatBat
@DaHatBat 8 жыл бұрын
its just a prank
@KillSwitch66627
@KillSwitch66627 9 жыл бұрын
Should be, "Things that shitty core guitarists say in the studio"
@KillSwitch66627
@KillSwitch66627 9 жыл бұрын
Definitely not a hate comment, I like the video. More like capitalizing on the talk of crunchy guitars and breakdowns.
@redsolosendyboi3455
@redsolosendyboi3455 3 жыл бұрын
About 4 years ago, a buddy of mine (he was apprenticing with an audio engineer) had me in the studio recording so he could learn metal. I accidentally ended up writing a song in a 3/4 without realizing it. With the metronome playing i just couldn't get it on a whim the engineer said to try recording without the click. I did and nailed. He said in 33 years that was the first time he saw someone play better legitimately without a metronome.
@kyleclark2789
@kyleclark2789 8 жыл бұрын
You should do a video like things terrible guitar teachers say or something, you would make it really funny
@dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502
@dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502 4 жыл бұрын
It starts with "Here, check out this song on my demo..."
@loquayrocks
@loquayrocks 8 жыл бұрын
you missed out "Can you tune it for me, I'm not good at that"... I've been playing with a guy for 12 years who, although brilliant, still can't tune up!
@rafaelmart.5930
@rafaelmart.5930 8 жыл бұрын
+Jim Gannon D-do you want a cookie or something?
@mtmusic2580
@mtmusic2580 7 жыл бұрын
loquayrocks Who tuned this? Was it me? I think it was me.
@loquayrocks
@loquayrocks 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Berry is infamous for not being able to tune his guitar. He's still one of the most influential guitar players of all time.
@dntinker
@dntinker 9 жыл бұрын
Too good. Laughed way too much and mainly at myself
@mediocrejoe
@mediocrejoe 7 жыл бұрын
c'mon, A7X is great
@hailtotheking6553
@hailtotheking6553 7 жыл бұрын
nicsterr very much
@TheJwwinter
@TheJwwinter 7 жыл бұрын
A7x was great.
@zuljin20002000
@zuljin20002000 7 жыл бұрын
TheJwwinter just like your mother
@jakesteinman1712
@jakesteinman1712 7 жыл бұрын
They still are great
@knucklehammer340
@knucklehammer340 9 жыл бұрын
Nice Jeff Loomis reference . Love your videos man
@corinnegermanotta3590
@corinnegermanotta3590 9 жыл бұрын
That tuning though at the end.....
@johnmoore9588
@johnmoore9588 8 жыл бұрын
That "riff" he made sounds like a slowed down version of Duality
@LamentLunacy
@LamentLunacy 9 жыл бұрын
Whoa, you're the only other person I've seen with my guitar model :p Awesome! Great video by the way spot on XD
@Htheorphanarian
@Htheorphanarian 9 жыл бұрын
love these vids!
@xXSnip3r117Xx
@xXSnip3r117Xx 9 жыл бұрын
I have never been able to hold a steady rythem, even after 5 years of playing guitar ... I lost it at "What's a metronome." So true. Edit: After watching the rest of the video, I can say that this is the most relatable video I have ever seen on youtube.
@Shakes-Off-Fear
@Shakes-Off-Fear 9 жыл бұрын
I think this should clarify. "Things METAL guitarists say"
@originalivemusic
@originalivemusic 9 жыл бұрын
I'm a huge Rush fan and I love your comments in the Bass, Drums and Guitar video. We all say it, and we know it. Haha
@Daniel-gh5ui
@Daniel-gh5ui 7 жыл бұрын
it sounds so Much better live
@benserv
@benserv 9 жыл бұрын
2:43 Thumbs Up if your a RUSH Fan \m/
@prestondoring2640
@prestondoring2640 5 жыл бұрын
benserv02 passage to Bangkok is the best song they made ever😁😁😁😁
@TheJazzFinger
@TheJazzFinger 9 жыл бұрын
Haha you killed me with the pinch harmonics !
@Axel409
@Axel409 9 жыл бұрын
As a guitarist, I have said half of these things XD you gained my subscription!
@jessekimoff4172
@jessekimoff4172 7 жыл бұрын
I have a Floyd rose on one of my guitars and I almost never have to tune it
@simpletown323
@simpletown323 7 жыл бұрын
never have to tune it but when you want to change your strings tuning, it becomes a nightmare
@jessekimoff4172
@jessekimoff4172 7 жыл бұрын
simpletown323 I still have no problem when I change my strings
@simpletown323
@simpletown323 7 жыл бұрын
i meant when you want to go from standard e tuning to dropped d or something. all the strings go out of tune
@JeanGillesTouraine
@JeanGillesTouraine 7 жыл бұрын
Some people don't change their tuning every song. If you do, then you don't need a Floyd. Or for drop D you can get a D-tuna. For drop C, you need to change the strings gauges anyway.
@nipplestifilitus660
@nipplestifilitus660 9 жыл бұрын
A7X IS AWESOME
@mellyslife5950
@mellyslife5950 8 жыл бұрын
I agree! Synyster gates is my Idol!
@fredandpattychandler4130
@fredandpattychandler4130 9 жыл бұрын
I have said everyone of these gems of Wisdom since the 80s, hilarious. Very entertaining.
@maxyboy9648
@maxyboy9648 9 жыл бұрын
the reason why lots of people hate floyd rose bridges and tremolos is because their a pain in the ass to set up and because theres alot more possible tuning and string breaking problems but once you have them set up their just awesome!! There really good for fast metal and melodic players plus you can always block the tremolo springs in the back so that its more like a les paul and when you pull a string the tremolo always stays leveled so that the other strings dont tune out.
@littlehummer99
@littlehummer99 9 жыл бұрын
7 strings are cool, but they dont DJENT like a 8 string hahahhaha that was straight up fuckin hilarious! nice video dude
@mtmusic2580
@mtmusic2580 7 жыл бұрын
I would love to see his reaction to a 12 string
@NightOfTheLiving8bit
@NightOfTheLiving8bit 9 жыл бұрын
Good god, I was praying to god that I wasn't guilty of any of this and i'm glad to say that I'm 101% guilt free from all of this scrub lord-ism.
@aleatoriac7356
@aleatoriac7356 8 жыл бұрын
Eric Durant I thought I was going to be innocent of all these too. I failed at "If I could practice 8 hours a day I'd be a lot better" - because I have to be honest. I've actually said those exact words. SMH at myself. :D I also say "Dammit" a lot when I am learning a new song and I f/k it up.
@leecliff4762
@leecliff4762 9 жыл бұрын
I use all of your videos to show my self what not to say. It's like metal edict 101
@joshapparatus
@joshapparatus 9 жыл бұрын
100% accurate. These videos are gold!
@jaydenmarley5523
@jaydenmarley5523 8 жыл бұрын
I love Avenged Sevenfold!!
@jacobnelsen2786
@jacobnelsen2786 3 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@1337-Nathaniel
@1337-Nathaniel 7 жыл бұрын
"Check out this pedal"
@22webbs
@22webbs 6 жыл бұрын
The 20 seconds of pure sound effects had me lol
@Aresmusic.official
@Aresmusic.official 8 жыл бұрын
Jared Dines you were the one who made me laugh after a long long time... damn, thanks indeed, you're a master in guitar and sense of humor... love you.
@sangcreux9083
@sangcreux9083 9 жыл бұрын
"I play all the time, if I'm not partying." The fuck is that supposed to mean Jared BTW this shit 10/10
@juanperez-jk9vu
@juanperez-jk9vu 6 жыл бұрын
2:43 That's me.
@Hausch13
@Hausch13 9 жыл бұрын
Let me start off by saying that despite the fact that I don't sympathize with the kind of music you play.. I find this extremely funny and think that it's great that some of us can laugh at ourselves.... great work mate... have a nice day!
@brandonbaker7150
@brandonbaker7150 6 жыл бұрын
All the screaming all at once XD Love it!
@Lucofur
@Lucofur 6 жыл бұрын
Avenged Sevenfold and Slayer do shred tho..
@THEmeepmopmoop
@THEmeepmopmoop 7 жыл бұрын
I do like Avenged Sevenfold, though.
@lucasjyamaguchi
@lucasjyamaguchi 7 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@deathmetalantichrist1115
@deathmetalantichrist1115 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@maddilynpeterson4180
@maddilynpeterson4180 5 жыл бұрын
2:59 this is actually me trying to play pinch harmonics lmao
@jaybacon6115
@jaybacon6115 9 жыл бұрын
this is extraordinarily accurate
@Bassistking
@Bassistking 9 жыл бұрын
Sadly, I have said many of these things lol
@myidentityisnotimportantor1261
@myidentityisnotimportantor1261 9 жыл бұрын
Bassistking Don't feel bad,I have too ;)
@beccastrang
@beccastrang 8 жыл бұрын
me to myself in my bedroom
@jamestank7653
@jamestank7653 6 жыл бұрын
The fact that this was me in the studio back in high school made my throat close up
@mathewsellar9443
@mathewsellar9443 8 жыл бұрын
You are a legend sir.
@priiimmrose
@priiimmrose 7 жыл бұрын
It's funny because it is true
@eXeMagnum
@eXeMagnum 9 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that some of these are really me?
@billtoo5659
@billtoo5659 9 жыл бұрын
me 2 man lets get past this together its embarassing
@eXeMagnum
@eXeMagnum 9 жыл бұрын
nead mich yeah i feel kinda bad bro lol
@jayballesterosc.9288
@jayballesterosc.9288 9 жыл бұрын
«I´ve been working in this riff for a while, check it out» that face was gold.
@JVR10893
@JVR10893 9 жыл бұрын
That was so accurate. Between all of the guitarists I know, I have heard almost everything in this video.
@kittyairsoft
@kittyairsoft 8 жыл бұрын
2:56- me pinching
@Mishiman
@Mishiman 8 жыл бұрын
+StuntMuffin01 Pinching is easy xD I somehow learned it by accident, by myself and without guides/videos etc. I don't know why some ppl find it hard.
@kittyairsoft
@kittyairsoft 8 жыл бұрын
Minato Arisato Im just an idiot, believe me. I can do it but it doesn't sound great, its passable but certainly not zach wilde
@Mishiman
@Mishiman 8 жыл бұрын
StuntMuffin01 You mean Zakk Wylde? And yeah, my pinching is not at the Dimebag level or anything but I think it sounds good.
@kittyairsoft
@kittyairsoft 8 жыл бұрын
Minato Arisato Yeah, not a huge fan of his style (thats why I don't know how to spell the mans name)
@KlashingKiller
@KlashingKiller 8 жыл бұрын
A7X does shread
@MichaelD8393
@MichaelD8393 7 жыл бұрын
0:48 "I play all the time ... if I'm not partying. Or hanging out with friends". 😂
@user-gv4bf4zx2s
@user-gv4bf4zx2s 9 жыл бұрын
Bro, that's some dope-ass, sick shreddin', dude....whoa...
@TrapnestShinigami
@TrapnestShinigami 9 жыл бұрын
Brought here by Jani Liimatainen
@MigiDrums
@MigiDrums 8 жыл бұрын
Have you heard of Demetori?
@theleg7229
@theleg7229 6 жыл бұрын
I just started learning the guitar last week and I've heard most of this already. 😂
@SlackWi
@SlackWi 9 жыл бұрын
this is dangerously accurate
@weenibeenies
@weenibeenies 8 жыл бұрын
3:26 Totally Ripping Off Paper Cuts By Nirvana xP
@exemptfrant4564
@exemptfrant4564 8 жыл бұрын
A7x and Slayer are best and Attila sucks so true
@tamakari13
@tamakari13 6 жыл бұрын
basically these vids perfectly describe why sound engineers think that musicians are stupid
@1Robertmixon
@1Robertmixon 9 жыл бұрын
For some reason this reminds me of all the things League of legends champions say, like different types of laughs, jokes and taunts.
@MaelstromTheDemon
@MaelstromTheDemon 7 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, Steve Vai is good, but have you heard of Slash?" I actually heard a fellow guitarist say this and said, "Name 5 Steve Vai songs right now." He couldn't even name one.
@ciri151
@ciri151 6 жыл бұрын
Maybe because he doesn't like steve vai?
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