Things You Don't Want To Hear While Having Sex | Jimmy Carr

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Jimmy Carr

Jimmy Carr

Жыл бұрын

Who has heard some of these phrases while in the act?
Taken From Jimmy Carr’s Making People Laugh
To watch the full special - • Jimmy Carr: Making Peo...
Live from Glasgow's Clyde Auditorium (in 2010, when it was filmed): Making People Laugh features over two hours of material that's too rude for TV.
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@JG-vh1xc
@JG-vh1xc Жыл бұрын
5:23 love that his own silly little pun got him so much
@myreviewsareperfect6971
@myreviewsareperfect6971 Жыл бұрын
The funniest comedian out there! Thanks for the laughs always.
@Purple_Kinetic
@Purple_Kinetic Жыл бұрын
👍👍👍
@Jafmanz
@Jafmanz Жыл бұрын
He is as funny as standing in dog sh1t.
@LionelBlue-tw3cl
@LionelBlue-tw3cl Жыл бұрын
@@Purple_Kinetic 😎
@LionelBlue-tw3cl
@LionelBlue-tw3cl Жыл бұрын
🔥
@kaliphri9590
@kaliphri9590 Жыл бұрын
worst for me was my first girlfriend looking around suddenly and pointing out all of her pets had gathered to watch, really ruined the mood for me especially since i didnt even realize they were in the room and i was suddenly aware any fuckin person in the world could have walked in and i wouldnt have known
@peterjf7723
@peterjf7723 Жыл бұрын
Years ago I was with my girlfriend in my car, we were down a remote country lane, both of us naked and love making in progress when I noticed that a heard of cows had gathered in the field next to the lane and we're all watching us.
@georgebartlett
@georgebartlett Жыл бұрын
​@@peterjf7723 mm
@muziekjes6811
@muziekjes6811 Жыл бұрын
I broke up with him after he said "You're so warm inside, it's hotter then the toaster and softer too."
@susanriley5922
@susanriley5922 Жыл бұрын
Jimmy is the best!!😂
@charliebirkner8729
@charliebirkner8729 Жыл бұрын
I Loved the "southuhn American" "I" (ah) that you threw in there....awesome
@ryanisntlying
@ryanisntlying Жыл бұрын
Thank you Jimmy Carr this made me laugh thoroughly I very much enjoyed
@terrystratford1235
@terrystratford1235 Жыл бұрын
Don't put it up there.....or I'll tell our mum and dad?
@licensetodrive9930
@licensetodrive9930 Жыл бұрын
I'm trying to imagine Jimmy asking his partner if he can make jokes to the world about their lovemaking... wow that's a lot of swearing!
@adeceptikon
@adeceptikon Жыл бұрын
When is the new show being uploaded.
@lesliesnowdon8490
@lesliesnowdon8490 Жыл бұрын
I push my ex off and onto the floor a couple of times. My hip dislocated and i didn't care about him just wanted him off lol. For some reason it he was upset lol😮😂
@dondoodat
@dondoodat Жыл бұрын
"If you're not going to change channels can you at least up the volume ?"
@DeuceSchnozzle
@DeuceSchnozzle Жыл бұрын
Damn, look at the noses in that crowd!
@Bob-ev4ug
@Bob-ev4ug Жыл бұрын
I’m just looking at that hog of a nose on that ‘is it in yet’ girl
@alekhyabhairi7021
@alekhyabhairi7021 Жыл бұрын
Why are Americans the target 😂😂
@captain_context9991
@captain_context9991 Жыл бұрын
Brits are so awkward about sex. Even when trying to be all edgy and comical about it. It never hits the mark. It would be easier for everybody if they just left it alone.
@rocoe9019
@rocoe9019 Жыл бұрын
OK virgin 😂
@sadedxramsey8307
@sadedxramsey8307 Жыл бұрын
Kayne crazy
@michaelperry4308
@michaelperry4308 Жыл бұрын
And this being from someone so insecure they cannot use their REAL name, or even an adult name.
@sadedxramsey8307
@sadedxramsey8307 Жыл бұрын
@@michaelperry4308 ayo Michael chill out my boy
@michaelperry4308
@michaelperry4308 Жыл бұрын
@@sadedxramsey8307 In English please.
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