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"It's programmed to only respond to my voice!" "What if you got killed?" "Never thought of that. . ." Good lord

Star Crystal: What would happen if the xenomorph from "Alien" had just accepted Jesus as his savior...

I was over three quarters of the review in and was getting worried Possum would miss the most important thing about this movie, but he didn't. He actually remembered to ask the important question of why did the goblin turn on the stove.

Wow the first film to be filmed entirely in SPACE

"Filmed entirely in space" That must be where all the budget went. Filming on location can be pretty expensive afterall.

To be fair, with those tentacles, this movie could have gotten a lot more weird so we should probably count our lucky stars that Alien x ET is what we got.

They even tried to make the blob monster cute by giving it milky cataract clouded thousand yard stare eyes

I think I know why the goblin turned on the stove, to bake the twist of this movie

Who among us hasn't killed a few hundred people over a misunderstanding? Clearly the blob thing is the protagonist here.

Yeah, you really really can’t make the alien horribly slaughter a bunch of people just for fighting back and then befriend the rest.

Star Crystal is just a special kind of bad movie. I watched it many times and I always enjoy exposing new victi...I mean viewers to it's insanity.

"Asking questions makes you alt-right" This caught me off guard to the point that I almost spit my drink out xD

Possum said the funny goblin joke, and the way he did it was much more creative than this movie could ever be, Nice

I am going to go out on a limb and speculate the production crew had to go through three batches of actors before settling on the best of the worst who would be able to drag the script around. Yet, they had already filmed the parts with the previews two teams on somewhat expensive sets and they just couldn’t afford to start over, so they ended up in the final cut. Just my two cents.

The way Possum points at *you,* the person who is staring at the thumbnail, is very inviting to the viewer to join this epic adventure.

I truly believe that goblin turning on the stove seriously sparked a dominoe of events happening in different films.

It's Kinda cute how they tried with all their Garage Special effects and their two weeks of filming

The dumbest twist I've ever seen in a movie is where Anakin Skywalker actually didn't bring balance to the force so they created a new trilogy to smother my childhood dreams I made this comment before the Falcon was mentioned

"Don't ask questions. Questions makes you alt-right." Quote for the last few years.

Can someone please explain why the goblin turned on the stove? My theory is the director was going to use it as part of the story, maybe involving an explosion, but then realised they didn't have the budget! And forgot to take it out!

Boss : “ why did come in 20 minutes late this morning?” Me : “ I don’t know, why did the goblin turn on the stove?”

Honestly, I fucking LOVE the fact that this movie ends with everyone reconciling their differences and admitting their faults. It's so out of left field and so unusual that I have to give the movie points for taking the road less traveled.

This is the one I always saw at the local video rental store and wanted to rent b/c of the cover with the 'eye' and the spaceship on it. Never quite got to it though. Back then you rented a lot of sci-fi/horror based on the cover art.

This movie looks like the kind of schlock-fest me, my brother, and my dad would watch and laugh at because of how bad it was when I was a kid. Ah the memories.

I was half-expecting your M. Night Shyamalan caricature from the Last Airbender review of yours to suddenly show up in this video and say something like, "But Possum, it was a twist, and you never expected it! That's what makes it good!"

"when president Ben Shapiro made it illegal to be tall" threw me off my chair from laughter

When it started reading the bible I really thought the twist was going to be that the monster converts to christianity and repents.

"He didn't think that through... AND NEITHER DID I!" Don't think, embrace the dumb! ~Sun Shoe, probably

So basically the alien is a sentient pink loogie, who first kills a whole crew, the countless people in a space station, then crew members then befriends the survivors and they are sad when it dies. Is this supposed to be an "Alien" knockoff with a dash "E.T." and a pinch of "the Blob".

This movie asks and answers the question "what would ET have looked like with all his skin removed?", and it's just as bad as you'd expect.

7:46 the only smartest thing that was ever said in this entire movie.

Every single time he goes on a "Why" rant I expect "Why did the goblin turn on the stove?"

The most interesting thing about the movie was the red blinky florescent tube prop in the engine room.

Now we need an Alien vs Predator vs ET vs Star Crystal movie

Why did the alien pick up the wrench? The same reason why the goblin turned on the stove.

Why did the goblin turn on the stove is a top tier channel meme

Oh God, that movie. Saw it as a child in a holiday visiting my family in croatia. My cousin rented it and I just saw the first half. I was so scared that I had nightmares from it. Years later, I saw the rest, and it was just a complete "WTF"- moment. If I saw it as a child completely, I most likely would not have been so scared back then.

Love you possum ♡ you are great to listen to, you're brutally honest, most reviewers don't really match up in genuinity, keep it up pal ~

I went to university film school with Eric Woster, the Producer/Co-writer of this movie. He was an unusual and highly motivated character. I give him credit for simply making a feature film, despite its questionable quality. I met with him a few years after the movie was released and he asked me to read his script for a new project. He showed me a home-made steady-cam rig he was building from wood and surgical tubing. He died a couple years later of a heart attack (?) at age 33.

Never thought I'd be called out for my social anxiety in a movie review for a movie called space crystal...

so the blob thing took a refueling station and flew away... so any other ship that counted on that refuiling station to finish it's trip is doomed

-One- Two things Possum forgot: The Refueling platform would have a beacon Other ships would need the Refueling Platform for emergencies and such

Every day I wake up to a new Possum video is a gift.

Imagine if Possum collabed with High Boi. Someone who's drunk and depressed with someone high and... existing. Would the personalities clash or bounce off each other? We'll never know.

Hey! This movie features The Prop! One of the most recognizable sci-fi props of all time.

Okay, to be fair, that PVC space station looks sweet. I'ma make one this weekend.

Wow that ending. So if this thing can talk, why did it never try to communicate during its killing sprees? And it killed the engineer, who never tried attacking, as well as the original ship's crew who found it, and then blew up a whole station full of people. There is no way that was all self defense... This is about as dumb as that Trek episode where Kirk and co just forgives the giant lava slugs for killing all those miners.

The Possum has returned!

Stove goblin is probably one of my favorite long running jokes

He killed the first woman because she hit him with a wrench ... I think. The scene is so badly edited she could just as likely be pounding on a stubborn valve and the noise annoyed Gar into killing her.

For a minute I thought that the character Adrian was played by Barbara Bach, but yeah, I was completely wrong. Actress Faye Bolt, and apparently this is the only film she's ever been in.

The humans bad, but psychopathic murderer good angle is the sort of story I'd expect these days, but it just goes to show that film makers have always been morons!

I never even heard of this movie before but it looks like MST3K material.

"You can rip off Alien, or you can rip off E.T. You can't do both. What's wrong with you!?" What a perfect summation of this hot mess of a script. XD

The last video my dad watched of yours was the first video I saw wich was suburban sasquatch. My dad loved your channel an your vids will always help remind me of him.

Oh yeah u know the day is good when Possum uploads

Everyone asking "why did the goblin turn on the stove?", no one asks if the stove turned on the goblin first.

Awesome to see the Goblin make an appearance again

"what if you got killed?" "I never thought of that!" So there's no backup plan at all? Brilliant 🤦

Filmed entirely in SPACE! Yeah, the cheapest space they could rent

Pink blob is cuter than E.T. though, but I guess that's not too hard

I dare you to watch and review Ax-Em, Daddy Shaym. There is so much to unpack there and you'll definitely love it.

I work at a opossum asylum.

Wow, my Dad used to own one of those rolling tool kits! And yeah.....he actually did use it for tools!

I definitely wouldn't want to meet enraged Roger in a dark alley, terrifying.

04:24 - Hey. that is the most important device of the universe! I swear this thing was in everything, despite these being movies made by different studios.

18:08 Possum just summarised the entire message of Avatar the simp blender.

when possum uploads the day is good, and why did the goblin turn on the stove

Star Crystal is bad yet it’s an absolute masterpiece

Star Crystal is one of KZfaqr Ramboraph4life's most hated films.

The joy when I see a new Possum video in my notifications! All the best in 2023, Possum 🍻

Another goblin reference! Probably the most underrated running gag on the internet.

Is the bit at the end where they're all friends _not_ supposed to be a joke?

You know it's gonna be bad when they call Olympus Mons a crater in the opening scene

If you know Capstone, the pinnacle of entertainment software, this is very similar to Corridor 7

"Asking questions makes you alt-right." I wish I could subscribe twice

This movie is the best ever made. The way it exposed how humans really are is just beautiful. I started crying when I saw this. It has changed my life. I learned a valuable lesson and I am better for it.

The set piece look like they had built from whatever material they had lying around.

I am socially awkward.

This is one of my favorite reviews you have done, it is hilarious! I think the reason it didn't get many views is because its not a popular movie, but the review is just golden!

Almost got me, when he got close to the alien for a kiss but instead he says f u lol 😂

You know what...i actually find it kinda endearing. Clearly it had like no budget, but its not bad like birdemic or anything. Its like if i were to make a movie with a bunch of friends at home, id actually hope it would turn out as good as this movie. All on the budget of loose change and a pizza coupon.

4:23 ”The Most Important Device in the Universe“ spotted in the background - at least they got that one right😂

5:42 Did he just take a bite out of the bottle? Man, their rations must be low lol

The aliens fall down the stairs sounds worse if you slow it down🤣

I'll have you know if pvc pipes can handle me at taco night, they can easily be used to create a space station.

11:54 "Meteor storm at twelve o'clock"? There's so much wrong in that sentence, I don't even know where to start...

That "some lady" is gorgeous.

My favorite thing over the months has been shoe Horning the why did the goblin turn on the stove into almost everything.

I found this delightful piece of crap on VHS back in 2008. Still have it.

I don't think licking a girl's armpit ever sounded fun.

This is actually what's going on inside Elon musk's mind made physical via a neuro link accident not a movie

Apparently male opossums leave when they finish mating.

If only the writers stuck with the horror elements. Gar setting up a rapport with these idiots is a different strategy to exploit and/or destroy humanity, since violence alone failed to get rid of all of them Blowing up the space station did a number on the humans, but they have at least a breeding pair still around! Different strategies might work, best to try whatever it takes?

Ty for the consistent uploads

First line of that god-awful song at the end: "In space with a stranger we do what we believe in...." I feel uncomfortable.

When the alien explained to the two survivors that he was acting in self-defense and that he wanted to be friends, I was expecting them to decide to stay with the alien instead of getting off on the refueling station. That would have made the movie even weirder. Also, does anyone else think this movie is noticeably similar to _Life_ (2017)? Both movies feature a sentient alien creature crawling around a spaceship and picking off the crew members one by one.

"I'm sorry I maliciously turned all of your friends into mummified husks and left there corpses littered around the ship. For some reason, I thought all humans were bad, because it's a common movie trope for a species newly introduced to humanity to see them as barbaric neanderthals. Even though they showed no hostility to me at the beginning of the film and the first one of your friend I slaughtered. I was just doing cute/disgusting blob monster things." "It's okay murderous blob alien. Even though you fucking ended them and consumed something from them as thermodynamics would prove through your growth. I'm sure they tasted delicious. We're all friends now."

The goblin stove is always a good touch 😂