This Episode tried to Kill me

This Episode tried to Kill me | How to Drink

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Күн бұрын

I set out to find the perfect Manhattan by making 42 of them.
In an earlier episode, the Vesper Martini specifically, I mused about the idea of a drink matrix: taking two variables, plotting them on an X and Y axis and running through them all. It seemed like a fun idea, and I asked twitter what I should start with, and the most common answer was a Manhattan. Seven ryes crossed by six vermouths yield forty two drinks, which got me into a bit of trouble as you'll see in this episode. But I also think this is super interesting and really informative, and there's some real surprises here too.
Whiskies (in order of line up):
Michter's Kentucky Straight Rye
Rittenhouse Straight Rye
Old Forester Kentucky Straight Rye
Whistle Pig Straight Rye
Alberta Premium Cask Strength Rye
Bulleit Straight American Rye
High West Rendezvous Rye
Matrix Timeline by Row:
00:00 - Explaining the plan
05:14 - Martini and Rossi Sweet Vermouth
10:54 - Noilly Prat Rouge Vermouth
16:35 - Carpano Antica Formula Sweet Vermouth
23:48 - Punt E Mes Sweet Vermouth
31:24 - Dolin Sweet Vermouth
37:56 - Starlino Hotel Rosso Vermouth
After all that Greg's Favorite is Antica Formula with Alberta Premium
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Directed by: Greg
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@howtodrink 3 жыл бұрын

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@jesuschrist9977 3 жыл бұрын

You've gotten me into the idea of mixing drinks. I've been reading imbibe, and it is really a treasure trove of information.

@clyde2599 3 жыл бұрын

Stay safe dude

@cavv0667 3 жыл бұрын

Damn Madman!!!

@zomgz932 3 жыл бұрын

i would love for you to re visit the alberta premium manhattan but with the standard AP because the cask strength stuff is a special edition that no longer exists sadly and even as a canadian can not find it any more.

@FyreDrac 3 жыл бұрын

Glad you made it out the other side alive. :)

@yellowpeanut13 3 жыл бұрын

Call him Einstein because this is the Manhattan project

@nonasuomi282 3 жыл бұрын

@Joshua Simonson I am become alcohol, destroyer of livers

@LuckyLeftie66 3 жыл бұрын

Missed opportunity to title this the Manhattan project

@TheRealFDR 3 жыл бұрын

HELLO BOYS IM BACK YE HAVE SUMMONED ME!

@____________838 3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealFDR Go back to whence you came!

@dashhazard8526 3 жыл бұрын

@Joshua Simonson You beat me to it...

@procerator 3 жыл бұрын

This episode can be used to teach actors different levels of drunkenness.

@PatrickKniesler 3 жыл бұрын

When he was 80% through his hand started SHOOTING towards wherever his eyes looked with EXTREME SPEED. I was afraid. Very entertained, but also afraid.

@Wycher 3 жыл бұрын

@@PatrickKniesler afraid of what lmao

@tamlandipper29 3 жыл бұрын

@@PatrickKniesler Does yours not?

@jasonobrien1004 3 жыл бұрын

@@Wycher afraid he’d smash something with his hands on accident

@EL-Steve 2 жыл бұрын

as an actor, its specifically why Im downloading it

@bbqbiscuit 3 жыл бұрын

I love how at the beginning he was like "I took one sip per drink" and as we go on, we see him taking two or three, sometimes four sips per drink.

@alexxander966 2 жыл бұрын

Three tiny sips = one regular sip His logic, probably

@BazilRat 2 жыл бұрын

He said "IF I only have one sip" - establishing the absolute bare minimum he could possibly have drunk.

@Lucarioguild7 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah after that preamble at the beginning I was wincing every time he went back to try a previous one to compare

@mukkaar 2 жыл бұрын

Drunk sip can be between 1 and 5.

@clownmoshpit2778 2 жыл бұрын

There’s definitely a fuck it moment for almost everyone when drinking to a certain extent.

@coleblackman8613 3 жыл бұрын

"this tastes like dirt and moldy cherries" two seconds later, "I don't hate it."

@calebnash5309 3 жыл бұрын

"Oh hes trashed" *sees that theres another 30 minutes*

@Hannah-zc8gn 3 жыл бұрын

👁👄👁

@owengrable9363 3 жыл бұрын

" This vernmouth"

@LucidAnomalies_ 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@travis1240 3 жыл бұрын

As someone who asked for the "manhattan matrix" I feel partly responsible for this.

@danielseelye6005 3 жыл бұрын

*It's All Your Fault!* Thank You ☺️

@ahpadt 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@jpb3305 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you.

@falsenames 3 жыл бұрын

I also asked for this, but I thought it would be over the course of several days. I take responsibility for not specifying this time frame.

@Sue_D_Nymn 3 жыл бұрын

Greg's liver hates you

@TakaComics 3 жыл бұрын

Wife: What the hell did you do? Greg: Sorry I slipped and fell into 42 very interesting and complex Manhattans.

@swj719 2 жыл бұрын

Well, 36, plus the 6 from the Michters...

@turntablefinds1242 2 жыл бұрын

EVOLUTIONARY Manhattans, dear

@josephschultz3301 2 жыл бұрын

Wife: "So... that's a no on the wine tonight?" Greg: *[Pukes just thinking about it]*

@craigphillips3154 Жыл бұрын

The only proper response would have been: "Research! I was doing research!"

@TheEnder515 5 ай бұрын

@swj719 I might grab a bottle of old Forrester, though.

@aapjew18 2 жыл бұрын

I am absolutely amazed that all the glassware survived.

@rurugby Жыл бұрын

It's true

@Zzyzzyzzs 10 ай бұрын

47:25 Greg slumps unconscious across the counter and knocks over every glass and every bottle.

@TanayLuthra 3 жыл бұрын

By the end, you could've given him Nyquil and he would still say cherry and dirt

@john-paul3271 3 жыл бұрын

LOL!

@falsenames 3 жыл бұрын

only the red NyQuil. The green death NyQuill will continue to taste like green death.

@alexfraze12087 3 жыл бұрын

@@falsenames there's red Nyquil? I know there's Dayquil which was red/orange

@falsenames 3 жыл бұрын

@@alexfraze12087 Yeah, night time NyQuil is generally either red or green and DayQuil is usually orange.

@LanguagesWithAndrew 3 жыл бұрын

Omg I’m dying laughing at these comments.

@uraniumrock8381 3 жыл бұрын

The suspense of whether he'd spill or knock something over was riveting

@Gtank74 3 жыл бұрын

I have never been so on the edge of my seat on KZfaq before. I thought my heart would stop.

@ZephyrKK 3 жыл бұрын

Right?! 😅🤣

@italiana626sc 3 жыл бұрын

I was honestly quite surprised and impressed.

@MrCalldean 3 жыл бұрын

That catch around 44:28 tho - I couldn't do that sober.

@mikeyjay3225 3 жыл бұрын

Even with constantly picking up everything, incredible

@christopherengland7245 2 жыл бұрын

Greg did not stare into the abyss, he walked in knee deep with his hands on his hips took in a breath and said in the same state of mind as a Midwesterner who walked outside during a tornado to get a better look "I know this was a bad idea, but I could not resist" lol.

@smithy1578 2 жыл бұрын

As a man from Missouri aka tornado alley I can confirm we do go outside when there is bad winds to watch for tornadoes

@anarken1598 2 жыл бұрын

@@smithy1578 Iowa, we just like to take a gander

@blakethornsbrough1528 2 жыл бұрын

Indiana and there's functionally no difference between being indoors and on the porch/garage to take a peek if there's a funnel cloud.

@CyberGenesis1 10 ай бұрын

Quit callin us out like that man

@AnnaWillo 6 ай бұрын

do not listen to Blake 😆😆😆

@VoiceUnder 3 жыл бұрын

The idea of him hosting a tasting room in person and passing out in front of his customers while presenting is hilarious.

@llab3903 2 жыл бұрын

I just spit out my soup. As a chef, this idea is hilarious

@Fichtelslynkahoudn Жыл бұрын

@@llab3903 no, soup is fine, you don't have to spit that out it's not gonna poison you

@matthewgumabon7498 Жыл бұрын

@@Fichtelslynkahoudn I’m not a chef, but I would think that chefs don’t actually swallow food during big tastings because food tastes different depending on how hungry you are. A starving person could eat anything warm and decent and think it was from the gods. But an absolutely stuffed person would get nauseous at the sight of even the best Michelin star dishes.

@Fichtelslynkahoudn Жыл бұрын

@@matthewgumabon7498 i don't even want to know how much food is wasted for such things. As an avid home cook and food lover i wouldn't ever conduct multi meal tastings at all, as i much rather want to observe the whole Effect of a Single meal, including how the food impacts the stomach, the grade of food induced lethargy et cetera. all of those criteria are important for me to judge food. The experience is much more than just taste, even more so for food than for spirits or wine. But that's just a Theory. A Booze Theory ;)

@jacquelinwicklund8559 3 жыл бұрын

Drunken man roasts Michter's Rye for 45 minutes.

@TheTspaeth 3 жыл бұрын

As someone that has a bottle of Michter's in the bar I felt personally attacked.

@operatorchakkoty4257 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheTspaeth you should.

@The_Jovian 2 жыл бұрын

Most of what I've learned here is to not buy Michter's

@JavelinActual 2 жыл бұрын

@@The_Jovian I've learned that I should buy Alberta Premium...

@The_Jovian 2 жыл бұрын

@@JavelinActual only the cask strength stuff. Their usual stuff is in plastic jugs

@cepwwpec 3 жыл бұрын

He did all the calculations, but boy... he was bad at math

@Amshatelia88 3 жыл бұрын

For the math nerds here, this is a 2+2=5 moment...

@pentalacroix 2 жыл бұрын

Watching his eyes just get bigger and bigger but the fact he's still focused on the mission is absolutely hilarious and so compelling

@AlyssMa7rin 2 жыл бұрын

There’s that point of drunk where you hit the single-mindedness

@thesportswarehouse8853 9 ай бұрын

He loves what he does 🤷‍♂️

@TheEnder515 5 ай бұрын

Bro stumbled to his bed after this.

@youriwessels3119 3 жыл бұрын

When I saw the disclaimer I was like "it can't be that bad", then I saw his first "sip" and was like "oh, oh no"

@amrshri1 3 жыл бұрын

Greg halfway through "My plan was calculated....man am I bad at math"

@howtodrink 3 жыл бұрын

I truly am

@Rafael_Fuchs 3 жыл бұрын

I read this comment right as he was saying, "2+2=6" I hadn't laughed that hard all week. Lol

@mcmire 3 жыл бұрын

GREG: Don't try this at home! ME: Oh this is gonna be a *good* episode.........

@davidmathieson8661 3 жыл бұрын

Greg: Don't try this at home! Me (already halfway to the cabinet): dammit

@originalusername7186 3 жыл бұрын

YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO GREG!! ITS MY STOMACH LINING AND ILL DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT!!

@MortRotu 3 жыл бұрын

I heard that n thought exactly the same

@Brandyalla 3 жыл бұрын

After drinking the equivalent of an entire fifth of rye, still has the reflexes to catch a falling battle. I am impressed

@mx_nana_banana 2 жыл бұрын

It’s like a dad who just woke up and sees his child falling, still groggy, but very much protective.

@chucklesdeclown8819 2 жыл бұрын

ahh yes, battles do tend to fall off the table

@finickybits8055 2 жыл бұрын

@@mx_nana_banana definitely dad-reflexes

@shilohstore6086 2 жыл бұрын

Battle Freudian slip 😂

@AlyssMa7rin 2 жыл бұрын

@@shilohstore6086 This was a battle, the liver vs Alcohol

@jaydub2971 2 жыл бұрын

We needed the followup episode: Greg creates a matrix of Gatorade & painkillers the next morning.

@AnnaWillo 6 ай бұрын

😂

@magistergreen 3 жыл бұрын

"How much is a taste?" Tastes each one more than once. Tastes the over-proof ones several times.

@timothyjohnson224 3 жыл бұрын

LOL yeah his math from the beginning goes out the window when he keeps going back for comparison tastes. He might as well double the number of sips.

@lwhite513 3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@lagilicious101 3 жыл бұрын

Only on 23:00 and he’s already Spicy

@sammorrissey104 3 жыл бұрын

I saw him take two sips of the first one and I knew he was in for a ride

@majormojo9830 3 жыл бұрын

73 sips i counted

@Levi-Salmon 3 жыл бұрын

"I wouldn't want to chill this water and incorporate any fridge taste" *Strains through fingers*

@ThePeaceluffer 3 жыл бұрын

nah, he said people would complain about that

@toniibaloneyy9265 3 жыл бұрын

He is a gentleman and a scholar. 🧐👨‍🎓💛

@andresramos5166 3 жыл бұрын

This cocktail has finger prints all over it, humany and skinny.

@nicolemulready6329 3 жыл бұрын

I think he meant not using water from the fridge spigot, but I could be wrong

@yocats9974 3 жыл бұрын

What's the point of straining with your fingers if there's a good 3-4 milimeters of space between them? Anything that could get through wouldn't be noticed considering how drunk he is

@leere5524 3 жыл бұрын

44:26 considering how absolutely smashed he is, this save is impressive as fuck lol

@christianborglum4777 2 жыл бұрын

Here, here!

@Boba-licious 2 жыл бұрын

Came down to the comments just to look for someone taking about that save! It was impressive as hell!

@leondrinks5076 2 жыл бұрын

The proud laugh. XD

@AL-pu7ux 2 жыл бұрын

Wasn’t so lucky with the margaritas.

@inigo137 Жыл бұрын

and then he laughs like the cowardly lion from the wizard of oz, lol

@andromedabear4376 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like this episode needs a sip counter, just because of the double or triple sips Greg ends up taking

@vitriolicAmaranth 2 жыл бұрын

To be fair he says he figures his average sip is about an ounce and it's definitely less than that. The drinks he mixes are like 4 ounces to begin with and I don't think he's sipping a quarter of them with each sip. The triple sips probably just bring it close to how much he estimated he drank.

@rorrick4567 2 жыл бұрын

although if you are wondering how many sips he did take, I counted as best I could and he did, give or take 5 sips, 69 total (heh big funny number)

@vitriolicAmaranth 2 жыл бұрын

@@rorrick4567 nice

@left4twenty 2 жыл бұрын

@@vitriolicAmaranth So I estimate a sip at 15 ml, its about a tablespoon in cooking, enough to wet your mouth and make a little swallow. 69 x 15ml = 1035ml, otherwise known as a liter, of alcohol. 40% alcohol by volume, that's like drinking 400ml of everclear. But because no one in their sane mind would drink straight everclear, I hope, for regular shots, 1035ml is about 23 1.5 oz shots

@vitriolicAmaranth 2 жыл бұрын

@@left4twenty I think closer to 10 mL. Like I said, about 1/3 of an oz, an oz being about 30 mL. 276 mL of everclear is still quite a bit, of course.

@Ashfielder 3 жыл бұрын

It’s a brave man who records his drunken ramblings and publishes them. Most of us are fortunate enough to have them forgotten the next morning.

@Bluebelle51 3 жыл бұрын

the REALLY fortunate, don't have friends with cameras during our drunken ramblings

@cezarcatalin1406 3 жыл бұрын

I somehow managed to remember and recall minute details including things I’ve said and done and who was around and where I was from when I was drunk. I really can’t get drunk enough to lose control and when I get drunk enough (after a very excessive alcohol consumption attempt, like downing a vodka bottle) I just go to sleep and wake up ultra-hammered.

@hanbill 3 жыл бұрын

I love your prof pic

@TheKyleMark 3 жыл бұрын

@@Bluebelle51 a good policy when partying with other grown folks is to lock up the phones early. 😂

@cathya7045 3 жыл бұрын

I should be grateful that Discord doesn't have a recording feature just trust me LOL

@ClemePF 3 жыл бұрын

Should’ve named this episode “How to drunk”

@Flickstro 3 жыл бұрын

Missed opportunity to call this episode "The Manhattan Project"

@1014p 2 жыл бұрын

Oh man thats fantastic, it would pull in random people researching the project.

@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 7 ай бұрын

It certainly lives up to the destructive potential of the episode.

@WildSeven19 2 жыл бұрын

I like how alcohol just makes everyone overpronounce the shit out of vaguely non-English words.

@wraggal 3 жыл бұрын

The background music should have gradually and imperceptibly started to warble and warp as the episode goes on

@areminderofwhatweare 3 жыл бұрын

If you ignore his warnings and play along at home, it will. So will his voice. And the screen. And the room around you.

@marwinout 3 жыл бұрын

u should be a producer of a webshow

@doowi1182 3 жыл бұрын

A la "Everywhere at the End of Time"

@savag3salad813 3 жыл бұрын

@@doowi1182 ah a man of culture and taste I see

@cezarcatalin1406 3 жыл бұрын

Dave Benning Weak

@jeremywomack7090 3 жыл бұрын

I'm not having a glass of whiskey Sharon. I'm having FORTY. It's called a matrix and its CLASSY!

@kasag37 3 жыл бұрын

i would love to hear Randy Marsh say that

@crisnguyen571 3 жыл бұрын

With a side of creme fraiicheee

@opeth89wtf 3 жыл бұрын

holy fucking shit. yes.

@Amshatelia88 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@davosan6782 3 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, super impressed with how long he actually remains able to iterate what he's saying correctly 🤣

@LudacritzTTV 2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, by the end, can we -really- trust his taste on the manhattans, or had his tastebuds been compromised by the excessive amount of alcohol he had already consumed? lol

@davosan6782 2 жыл бұрын

@@LudacritzTTV I'd have to agree to the latter. No one's tasting anything right after that much alcohol 🤣

@LudacritzTTV 2 жыл бұрын

I DO respect that he only made the mistake once, realized the mistake, and found a solution to it in the future.

@davosan6782 2 жыл бұрын

@@LudacritzTTV 100%

@SuperCosmicMutantSquid 2 жыл бұрын

Or stand...

@gock0w976 3 жыл бұрын

Michters is $120 in oz, Bullit is like $60, you've saved me a good fistfull of clams Greg, cheers!

@angelwhispers2060 3 жыл бұрын

0.o anyone charging that kind of scratch for michter's it's completely out of their freaking mind.

@DatBoi-mo9vc 3 жыл бұрын

What is oz?

@c5natie1 3 жыл бұрын

@@angelwhispers2060 he means Australia, not ounce

@c5natie1 3 жыл бұрын

@@DatBoi-mo9vc Australia

@keyboardmamma 3 жыл бұрын

@@angelwhispers2060 Gotta love our ridiculous tax system on alcohol. All supposedly to protect teens from the dangers of binge drinking yet you can buy 4 litres of disgusting boxed wine at like 35 proof for like $10. Makes sense...

@sarahthomas7692 3 жыл бұрын

I genuinely expected this episode to end in a blizzard of broken glass scored to Edith Piaf's "Non, je ne regrette rien" in extreme slow motion.

@lucienleonardi8122 3 жыл бұрын

The extreme slow motion is what tops it all

@fhqwhgads1670 3 жыл бұрын

I can see this in my head and it is glorious!

@sarahthomas7692 3 жыл бұрын

@@fhqwhgads1670 your username makes me smile in nostalgia. Everybody to the limit!

@JJ-fg2wd 3 жыл бұрын

@@sarahthomas7692 whoa....he spelled fhqwhgads right

@sanuelkessler8435 3 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't have doubted that for a second! Now I have to go watch Inception again.

@LOVEMUFFIN_official 3 жыл бұрын

Anyone else ridiculously impressed with Greg successfully catching that falling bottle of High West while also being the most inebriated we've ever seen him on camera?

@johku7638 3 жыл бұрын

It's the sauced physics. While drunk as skunk, you can never spill alcohol!

@DAYBROK3 3 жыл бұрын

@@johku7638 you can fall down a flight of stairs and not spill a drop

@sophiamarchildon3998 3 жыл бұрын

Almost the drunkest? Which vid tops this?

@LOVEMUFFIN_official 3 жыл бұрын

@@sophiamarchildon3998 “also”, not “almost”. An easy misunderstanding.

@bombshellblonde544 3 жыл бұрын

LOL I actually rewound to re-watch that. Drunken master Greg over here

@coffeeproblems5780 2 жыл бұрын

As healthy as this wasn't, hammered Greg was hilarious

@FaptnUndrpants 2 жыл бұрын

Should make another channel "How Not To Drink" and just fill it with bloopers and drunk moments.

@timseguine2 3 жыл бұрын

Alternate title: "Greg drinks an entire fifth of rye"

@VladdViever 3 жыл бұрын

This made me spit out my drink.

@rakghoul6393 3 жыл бұрын

@@VladdViever something Greg should've done here

@angelwhispers2060 2 жыл бұрын

Literally one and a little bit more than half of a wine bottle worth of cocktail.

@Szanth 2 жыл бұрын

@@angelwhispers2060 Over probably not a very long time, too.

@rolux4853 2 жыл бұрын

What’s a fifth? A fifth of what? Is that another weird way Americans measure stuff?

@CaesarSaladin7 3 жыл бұрын

The cocktail is become death, the destroyer of worlds. It’s the Manhattan Project.

@sethkeown5965 3 жыл бұрын

Arrest comment here. You have my applause.

@Qardo 3 жыл бұрын

Well, that is how I will dub all different forms of a Manhattan. "The Manhattan Project".

@txoricin 3 жыл бұрын

Muy buena esa señor mío

@thebard5019 3 жыл бұрын

Jolly good pun sir

@Communist-Doge 2 жыл бұрын

Lol'd.

@hraesvilgr Жыл бұрын

Nearly two years later and I'm still coming back to this episode for flavor combination notes, this time for Dolin... and cracking up each time. Thank you for your liver's sacrifice, Greg.

@samantharynn9683 Жыл бұрын

Greg nearly knocking over the bottle of High west after tasting all of those manhattans... and STILL catching it is the sign of a true barman. Never let a good bottle go to waste by way of falling to the floor haha

@Swordandsteel 3 жыл бұрын

Always wanted to see Greg get actively blitzed on camera. Thats what I’m here for baby

@robinohara226 3 жыл бұрын

tiki drinks episode

@VexChoccyMilk 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine how much fun it would have been on the sea shanty episode!

@idkisaidit 3 жыл бұрын

Hard same.

@ninjacole803 3 жыл бұрын

The lives are the best for that

@retrofettgaming2661 3 жыл бұрын

Check out the Frose episode. It was nothing short of pure Chaos

@bunnybro5977 3 жыл бұрын

I stared at that matrix for a solid minute trying to see what world he thought that absolute ocean of alcohol was gonna not mess him up

@cezarcatalin1406 3 жыл бұрын

Call me irresponsible but I wouldn’t let those drinks go to waste, especially the good ones.

@RamadaArtist 2 жыл бұрын

16:49 "This verna-mouth-" We are at 14 out of 42, and he keeps taking second drinks, "to be sure." This gone be BAD.

@IHaveManyRegrets 3 жыл бұрын

31:24 is really the moment you can tell he's graduated from regular drunk to trashed

@jonmiller4358 3 жыл бұрын

So this is why we didn’t hear from you in over a month lol.

@jacobtuley2573 3 жыл бұрын

I think he probably recorded this right after the last video and it took this long to recover lol

@inscruitablefilletknifesha2681 3 жыл бұрын

He needed a full liver transplant after this shoot

@pieman1019 3 жыл бұрын

The 1st sip isn't the issue. Everytime he does back for the 2nd sip is what really adds up

@fuduzan5562 3 жыл бұрын

Believe it or not, both contain alcohol.

@masonharris9166 3 жыл бұрын

@@fuduzan5562 nah, the drink let's you have your first sip free, but then you pay for everything after.

@tac6894 3 жыл бұрын

Enter, the 3rd sip

@jeffbonds3850 3 жыл бұрын

and on some of them it was like 4 sips kmsl

@idkisaidit 2 жыл бұрын

I still laugh every time i watch this and Greg casually just says he’s gonna make 42 drinks for himself like its nbd

@kzkronic4003 2 жыл бұрын

Greg: "I stand by whatever I said earlier." Words to live by. Starts episode with " Don't try this at home. It was a bad idea (execution)." Gets drunk says to hell with it. We'll do it live. Major friday night live vibes at one point. A man on conviction and will power. I salute you sir

@chinaski7263 3 жыл бұрын

“Greg, we can just film the outro when you’re less shit-faced and edit it in later...” Greg: “NO! U’m alriddy dirting it!” Gotta admire the commitment.

@howtodrink 3 жыл бұрын

It would have been a conversation with myself since I’m all alone here.

@chinaski7263 3 жыл бұрын

@@howtodrink You’re even braver than I thought! I suppose next you’re going to tell me you also write the hilarious captions we see during your tasting notes?

@silasstryder 3 жыл бұрын

@@chinaski7263 I think his wife does

@TheEmoUte 3 жыл бұрын

@@silasstryder I think it’s pretty much been confirmed that he writes the captions as well.

@adonissakellariou6051 3 жыл бұрын

@@howtodrink YOU CLEANED UP AND DID ALL THE CAMERA PUTTING AWAY AFTER?!

@unorthodoxromance254 3 жыл бұрын

This is like the reverse version of Fry’s 100 cups of coffee in Futurama.

@icebergtrails 4 ай бұрын

Bro, you are a legend. I have seen some incredible shit on KZfaq, but the determination to get through that and give the people the information they need to know, fucking legendary. Spit buckets are for dudes that don't want to be on statues. You are a statue my friend.

@unclejeezy674 Жыл бұрын

"I'm going to pour 42 Manhattans".... "This is the worst, I love, it tastes like plastic, but I want to marry it"

@ijustwanttogofast2762 3 жыл бұрын

The cat like reflexes to catch the high west bottle at the end while completely wasted was the most impressive thing I’ve seen in 2021

@mothman6380 3 жыл бұрын

The drunken master

@NothingPicksLocks 3 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say the same exact thing. He deserves some sort of award or at least 100 party points!

@nicholascallebs9638 3 жыл бұрын

This is like watching a drunk friemd make a mistake he absolutely did not have to make but that you cannot stop him from making

@angelwhispers2060 3 жыл бұрын

In many ways it feels like I wish I was on the crew and could hand him a burrito or something between jump cuts. You're right he's like that one dumb friend that is absolutely brilliant but doesn't quite take into account all of the unintended consequences that they really need to set up for if they're going to do this anyway...

@esdeath5301 3 жыл бұрын

@@angelwhispers2060 I think he’s states he’s alone on these shoots during pandemic, so it was just him on his own set of tracks and it would seem there were many pennies placed.

@SimuLord 2 жыл бұрын

This is like watching the Seattle Mariners in September. You know something very bad is going to happen and you're powerless to do anything but sit and watch.

@BexTheBoo388 3 жыл бұрын

By the second row, my bf and I started to sip our drinks every time he said Dirt. Highly recommended.

@itsonlyafleshwound9024 2 жыл бұрын

Since his sips are about 1,5 ounces, he drank 63 ounces (~1,85L) of a drink that has (according to google) around 30% alcohol. And thats if he took just one sip of each. For comparison, he drank more alcohol than if he had emptied 2 bottles of fireball by himself.

@abelq8008 Жыл бұрын

1.5 seems like alot per sip.

@itsonlyafleshwound9024 Жыл бұрын

@@abelq8008 This is based on his own measurements. He said himself that he takes huge "sips".

@armourdillo1236 Жыл бұрын

@@itsonlyafleshwound9024 Late, but if he was taking 1.5 ounce sips he would be drinking nearly half the cocktail, which he clearly isn't. 0.5 of an ounce is more realistic.

@paavobergmann4920 Жыл бұрын

@@itsonlyafleshwound9024 1.5 ounces seems huge, more like a full blown gulp than a sip. That´s about 45ml. 100ml (3oz)is about as much as you can possibly get into your mouth, or the content of a small jam jar. Taking a 1.5oz sip of cocktail is serious commitment, and judging from what he leaves in the glasses, 0.5-1 seems more likely. times 42, that´s still way more than enough for a pretty rough morning after.

@bmayotte 3 жыл бұрын

I want to see Greg do a Drunk History of the prohibition.

@MrWhangdoodles 3 жыл бұрын

Yeeees!

@wutebear9656 3 жыл бұрын

For reference the 3 part PBS documentary was really well done.

@benberlin57 3 жыл бұрын

That would be quite interesting...the cat's meow for ideas.

@loganclemons4961 3 жыл бұрын

YES THIS A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!EPISODE IDEA FOR REPEAL DAY, GREG

@alexismccibarra 3 жыл бұрын

YES!

@eriksnelgrove3654 3 жыл бұрын

After watching this, my liver hurts but I’ve never wanted a Manhattan more.

@Brandyalla 3 жыл бұрын

I had a similar thought, but it was "boy, gotta get me a bottle of that Alberta Premium." My cocktails are usually tequila-based and I've never had a Manhattan in my life, but I want one now

@scottcrawford3745 3 жыл бұрын

@@Brandyalla Alberta Premium Cask strength has sold-out in Ontario now twice, ( first and second bottlings) because of it's high placement in Jim Murray's Whiskey Bible this year. Wherever you are, Buy it SOON because it's getting snapped-up fast as the word gets out. I missed the first bottling, and grabbed 1 of the second to try it... went back to the store ( there were 9 in the morning when I bought it) all gone. Sold out in my city in about 4 days. $70 CDN / bottle.

@Brandyalla 3 жыл бұрын

@@scottcrawford3745 Thanks for the info. I'm in California...if I can't find it locally I guess I'll have to go online and hope there's some left somewhere else.

@scottcrawford3745 3 жыл бұрын

@@Brandyalla Best of luck. Despite the powerful bottle-proof booziness, it has quite an interesting array of flavour nuances... just water it down a little and let them open-up. Enjoy, if you can find it. Slàinte !!

@Styrac Жыл бұрын

I was a bit drunk watching this last night, got halfway through: "He doesn't seem *that* drunk" Got tired, paused it, went to bed, woke up and resumed it: "Oh shit that man is out of it"

@mkmasterthreesixfive 2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, you have to have a very refined pallet to understand Bulleit Rye. The complexity is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of barrel aging most of the notes will go over a typical drinker's head. There's also Bulleit's exotic personality, which is deftly woven into its characterisation- its woodiness draws heavily from Subsaharan furniture, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these notes, to realize that they're not just delicious- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Bulleit Rye truly ARE idiots.

@tobywhalen9585 2 жыл бұрын

This was such a great joke that I missed it for like 45 seconds before it steamrolled me

@orangefoxxd6120 2 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say "you must be really fun at parties 🙄" and then the joke hit me, great stuff!

@The_Jovian 2 жыл бұрын

Is this a god damn Rick and Morty copypasta?

@noodlekeeper5150 2 жыл бұрын

I started reading this going "is this a Rick and Morty joke?" "No, I think they are serious." and then I saw "The fans understand this stuff" and immediately knew for certain. Good stuff.

@rurugby Жыл бұрын

It's a fine inexpensive 95/5 MGP Rye

@AnimatorsatWork 3 жыл бұрын

The mythical 42 manhattans incident! It’s finally here.

@angelwhispers2060 3 жыл бұрын

And yet ironically 42 supposed to be the meaning of life. So has everyone who likes Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and enjoyed this episode now fulfilled their life? *Existential dread*

@unorthodoxromance254 3 жыл бұрын

STARLIIIIIIINO

@cezarcatalin1406 3 жыл бұрын

angel whispers With the power of dirt flavour we will ride the seven seas

@unorthodoxromance254 3 жыл бұрын

@@cezarcatalin1406 And STARLLIIIIIIINO HOTEL VERMUUUTO Someone has the ability to meme this video. I know it.

@geothack7538 3 жыл бұрын

He was drunk after the first row. I started really getting worried every time he went back for another taste.

@that1weirdkid27 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for sharing this. I've never watched anyone get that drunk before. Now I know what it feels like to watch someone go from "lol they're tipsy and it's cute" to "oh no, I'm genuinely worried about you"

@nathanielsmith148 2 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised by how well he held it together at the end and remembered his tasting opinions with each combination. I would have been absolutely wrecked after that much alcohol.

@wilson.adam.82 3 жыл бұрын

After the intro, I fully admit to fully watching this out of morbid curiosity...

@clintoncole622 3 жыл бұрын

I’ll be doing the very fucking same

@MetFreak42 3 жыл бұрын

I got about 10 mins in and couldn't. Had to skip ahead. Its interesting seeing the progression of drunkenness that way. By the last few minutes of the episode I found myself going, oh yeah... Nope. That poor dude. The intro now makes a WHOLE LOT of sense. 😅😭

@Catman2030 3 жыл бұрын

I almost wish he'd make a fishbowl out of all of them to see what would happen. You'd end up with The Manhattan Project. For the record: I don't mean to poison the man, but with all he's said regarding how bizarre flavors emerge from seemingly similar constraints, I wonder if it'd be like drinking petrol or ambrosia.

@armyfreak9389 3 жыл бұрын

petrol 100%. Once you get that many different notes playing together it all just ends up cancelling out.

@lwhite513 3 жыл бұрын

I support this.😁

@cezarcatalin1406 3 жыл бұрын

Armyfreak Petrol 100% should be the name of a cocktail ngl

@TheBrothergreen 3 жыл бұрын

Mix the cherry forward ones, taste. Mix the dirty ones together, taste. Mix the Vanilla/oaky ones together, taste. Mix the spicy ones together, taste. Mix the rest, taste. Mix the Spicy ones with the Vanilla, taste. Mix the dirty ones with "the rest," taste. Mix the Cherry ones with the spicy/vanilla/oak, taste. Pass out before you can mix the last two together.

@DavidVerret 3 жыл бұрын

This was a complete fucking mess, and I loved it. Thank you for taking one for the team.

@projectz975 3 жыл бұрын

the banjo music when he's totally sloshed is a nice touch

@reizak8966 3 жыл бұрын

Descend into madness he says? Good to know there's still youtubers out there I can relate to.

@rich692351 3 жыл бұрын

This is my Thursday lol 🤣

@reizak8966 3 жыл бұрын

@@rich692351 This is my Saturday. We're all mad here.

@williamnicholson8133 3 жыл бұрын

For some of us its a shorter trip than others.

@____________838 3 жыл бұрын

Might I recommend unemployedwineguy?

@desertranger1095 3 жыл бұрын

I know what you mean😄

@supershinystar5515 3 жыл бұрын

When you said you wanted to do a cocktail matrix I was thinking that maybe you'd do a 3 by 3 of old fashioneds or something like that. I was definitely not expecting you to make 42 manhattans and drink them all.

@RaptorJesus 3 жыл бұрын

I mean, go big or go home, right?

@rene9892 3 жыл бұрын

This is one of my favorite episodes because of this: You knew exactly what you were getting yourself into but you knew the only way to really pit these different versions of the drink against each other was to do it in one sitting. You did it anyway and you got some real results.

@danielwyllie1645 2 жыл бұрын

You have admire how professional this was and how much work he put in to it, while gradually becomes trashed and desperately tries to maintain his composer. Well done. Hilarious.

@MrBenfranz 3 жыл бұрын

This was the episode Hunter Thompson would have DEARLY loved to witness. My God, 42 Manhattans. That was Gonzo, for certain sure.

@snds2236 3 жыл бұрын

I love how you were HOSED by the end of the first row. I could instantly see the regret written all over your face as you started the second row. At least you have this video for hindsight.

@asaltycrewman8725 3 жыл бұрын

Hindsight is 2021 lol

@averyeml 2 жыл бұрын

Watching him fumble his words only to realize he was just about halfway through the matrix was a painful moment for me. This was a wild video!

@TomSmith-gw6fn Жыл бұрын

*Notes he enjoyed at the beginning of the Matrix:* Cherry, Vanilla, Spice *Notes he enjoyed at the end of the Matrix:* Plastic and Diesel

@SgtNuker 3 жыл бұрын

This episode just devolves from "How it started" into the "How it's going" meme. Pretty hilarious.

@joshuajordan5700 3 жыл бұрын

And from the void the creature came, through gnashing teeth proclaimed, “DIRT! DIRT! DIRT!”

@bananawolf2304 Жыл бұрын

Watching you slowly turn into the Orson Welles champagne outtakes was amazing. Worrisome, but amazing.

@linkbond08 3 жыл бұрын

This man is truly risking his life in the process of teaching us something of value.

@rjg02005 3 жыл бұрын

"So how's the pandemic going for you?" "The other day I did a matrix of 42 Manhattans and they tried to kill me!"

@nauthizzz 3 жыл бұрын

While I applaud the recognition that there needs to be an adjustment to this format for future installments, there is something luridly alluring about watching one man's descent into such an abyss. Charted not only by the behavior on screen, but also the growing pools of spillage on the bar around the various water vessels.

@confusedwhale 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, but not a drop of liquor was spilt. He knows his priorities.

@hamsamech8399 2 жыл бұрын

If it wasn't detrimental to his health I'd love to see it more, bud I'd say it's definitely worth it that he changed it. Lmao

@lukeastaylor 3 жыл бұрын

Greg: "Tastes like dirt, mold, feet - I don't hate it."

@chadEchaderson 3 жыл бұрын

I don't typically rewatch your videos unless I'm reminding myself what goes into certain drinks for the purpose of making them, but I think I'm really about to watch this one all the way through again 5 months later hahahaha

@champo976 3 жыл бұрын

You described exactly how much you'd be drinking, and as a fellow lightweight who hasn't had lunch yet, I think I got a contact drunk through my phone screen lol

@user-go4mn4hq2t 3 жыл бұрын

"lets make 42 very alcoholic drinks and taste them all" "oh no i got drunk by accident"

@karateman302 3 жыл бұрын

I think you misinterpreted it. It was "oh no, I might have accidentally killed my liver." He gets drunk literally all the time on the show xD

@Brandyalla 3 жыл бұрын

@@karateman302 A fun game is trying to guess how many episodes into the shooting day they were based on Greg's level of visible inebriation

@TreeHairedGingerAle 3 жыл бұрын

This is FASCINATING. Not just getting the analysis of a bunch of different rye and vermouth brand taste/notes all at once, but the _mix_ comparisons, too -- and in such an orderly fashion? ....Also, I weep for your liver holy shit. DD: Also also, guess I'm never buying Michter's. 😅

@paulvogel6401 3 жыл бұрын

Never seen anyone so thoroughly toasted out of their gourd since my early 20's partying days.

@howamidriving27 3 жыл бұрын

It's a bit of a miracle nothing got broken here.

@kelzbelz313 3 жыл бұрын

Greg got broken

@eatmusic16 3 жыл бұрын

I kept waiting for it to happen lol

@JeepWranglerIslander 3 жыл бұрын

Dude spoilers!

@ImFloor 3 жыл бұрын

And yet he broke a glass just trying to clean it the other day 😂

@cezarcatalin1406 3 жыл бұрын

kelly McGregor Greg wasn’t broken, just hammered

@kienesel7 3 жыл бұрын

If I did this: Hmm, this tastes like drink.

@kristinm6612 3 жыл бұрын

I don’t even think you’d taste it at that point

@riograndedosulball248 3 жыл бұрын

"Ah yes, alcohol"

@TheSchnieder6 3 жыл бұрын

My, my, I seem to have ingested a liquid.

@benberlin57 3 жыл бұрын

I would probably be out by the third row. hic*zzz

@ringsystemmusic 3 жыл бұрын

@@riograndedosulball248 alcohol, alcohol. notes of alcohol. nose of alcohol.

@jazsnydam389 Жыл бұрын

this has to be my favorite episode and maybe channel. Definitely the best Matrix, ever (so far), Mr. Anderson. it got me through Covid.

@Budzombie420 2 жыл бұрын

Just rewatching this, I think you were fairly hammered at 12 minutes, I've no idea how you finished this episode, thank you for your service 🖖

@krisanthon 3 жыл бұрын

Surely you should've combined all of the cocktails into a bucket to create the most powerful manhattan, and then taste tested it

@sanuelkessler8435 3 жыл бұрын

combining them all would be like smashing enriched uranium.

@dungeonHackMedia 3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, Greg probably combined all of the cocktails he'd tasted into a bucket shortly after filming this.

@cobaltwerewolf 3 жыл бұрын

@@dungeonHackMedia The bucket is called Greg, and it was sampled on the way out again

@kats.5958 3 жыл бұрын

@@sanuelkessler8435 whyyyy did this comment crack me up to an unreasonable degree

@anperson9850 3 жыл бұрын

This slowly evolved from "informative sober Greg," to "silly drunk Greg," to "embarrasing uncle at your wedding Greg," and ended at "physically painfull to watch Greg."

@JohnnyWraith989 3 жыл бұрын

Came here to say this... Really painful to watch at the end. Him almost knocking bottles down was excruciating. As you said, Greg, good idea, perhaps not the best execution!

@jch1245 3 жыл бұрын

@@JohnnyWraith989 but he caught the bottle!

@mikeylikesit2675 3 жыл бұрын

I beg to differ Johnny, this was incredibly entertaining, and informative. Gonna find a bottle of Alberta premium soon.

@JohnnyWraith989 3 жыл бұрын

@@mikeylikesit2675 Hehehe, probably down to the viewer, I suppose. I'm a bit of a control-freak, so the bottles being on the border of being knocked off the table made me really nervous. Plus this whole thing reminded me of an ex that couldn't really hold her drink and was a borderline alcoholic, haha. I guess it's my own trauma preventing me from enjoying this x_x

@johnbryan1862 3 жыл бұрын

I'm a bartender. I'd be going "Hey buddy, how about a glass of water before your next drink" somewhere in the second row.

@Kilerie 3 жыл бұрын

Please do more of these! Was so much fun to watch as well as super informative

@jamesscott8284 3 жыл бұрын

I love how the drunker you got the more messed up your hair got. 🙃 I love you're videos so much. Thank you for being you.

@kevynhetu5404 3 жыл бұрын

This may be the first episode other than perhaps the cursed cocktails episode where he is definitely showing us how NOT to drink.

@zennvirus7980 3 жыл бұрын

You forget the legendary marathon: Piña Colada, One of Everything, Froze, and Snake Juice w/Lagavulin 16 Old Fashion. Then you watch the "aftermath" episode with the Suffering Bastard. Arguably, Greg's... finest?

@tamlandipper29 3 жыл бұрын

If someone came to my house, mixed 42 cocktails and only drank a sip of each, and started warbling like a dying Hutt ...yeah they did it wrong.