Thanks Zed, Having a panic attack and waiting for it to pass, Needed some good laughs. :) And it's thursday, so I can actually laugh this time! I usually just cringe and save the laughing for 'you cringe you lose'

5:30 Those stupid commercials where people take their hands off of the wheel are so BLINKING CRINGE. 😬😬😬

Wembley stadium, they are not serving you that beer, by law that is called slops, and their licence would be taken away, but you do have to count how many pints of slops have to be thrown away. Lots of slops, bad staff, little slops, good staff. She should have a bucket to put it in though.

10:30 It's those singing hamsters, they can sell about ANYTHING. 🐹 🐹 🐹

2:47 what has happened to this country when you can't even take your pet bull out for a drive?😂

Exactly!

Exactly lol. I said the bangs were cut right as to distract from the rest of her face

Well, at least her crooked bangs match that crooked cow ring.

Those bangs match her face perfectly

Right? wtf is wrong with people and the septum rings?!?

Alexa, why do I have this feeling that I am under constant surveillance?

No Alexa here. No only if I can do something about the cellphone.

You can turn all of those sensors off. But, it takes 5 years, and a Computer Science degree to figure it out... ...or just have your 11 year old do it. Lol!

also if your stupid kids hear you ordering whatever you want on a whim from a magic box, they're going to imitate you

I was on the assembly line for Crown Vic front fenders years ago. They are the size of a canoe and heavy as that bull. A very solid car.

I still own a ‘92 Crown Vic. Still running fine to this day.

Things started going wrong in the world after the Crown Vic was discontinued

That lady on the plane that said "That M..... F..... is not real," seen this guy taking his bull on vacation.

That right there is A FACT! I will add though, I had a 94 crown vic that totally seized up out of nowhere. It only had 76k miles on it. My mind was blown. I did all maintenance on time. If not early

Im in a small town too. Liquor stores are like that. One person always working but have to wait till they take a leak

The difference between Kentucky and San Francisco.

We still have produce and honey stands on the honor system...put your cash in the box and make change if needed🥰

Try that in a big city. -not Jason aldean

In small town Kentucky. Now, California or Houston, Chicago etc ..... meh... not so much.

That is racist.

@@Tubalcain422 actually it looked like they were taking their time.

Maybe they are different people.

Everything is tracked my guy, there isn't any way of avoiding it.

@@lanthanumlanthanium6373 That is why the NSA has five zettabytes of storage at their Utah Data Center, they have to store all of the data they collect.

@@lanthanumlanthanium6373 At least make them jump thru extra hoops to slow it down. Give an inch, take a mile. People gonna steal so just let them steal. They will never stop. Stupid, you are.

And also none of the people who complained about the Patriot Act praised Trump for ending it.

I hope they don't start offering more money to hospitals and nursing homes for Covid deaths, like they did the first time, so they list every death as a Covid death just to get the money, which made the Covid Numbers off the charts causing mass hysteria. Not ever dealing with that BS again!!!

Of course Covid is coming back, it’s election year and mail in ballots are necessary for the steal.

There is a reason that it's a dollar store. They don't exactly find the best staff and hold them to a high standard. And each store pretty much runs itself how it wants. And people complain about Walmart!

Must be Dollar General. Oops, no it was a Dollar Tree.

I really shouldn't be surprised. Shoulda just pulled a Cali and left with what you needed. If you feel nice enough, you could always leave an I Owe You note on the register with an asterisk that says something like "BECAUSE NO EMPLOYEES ON SITE"

She probably wasn’t allowed to touch the register. I wouldn’t be responsible for register if someone else was getting into it.

​@@marktwain2053Dollar General acts the same way they just charge five times as much for their stuff.

She's complaining about the bangs? She should ask herself why she'd pick an Alfred E.Newman hairstyle.

@kevmac1230 She had a face like his, so she went with it! 😆

Tyler: I'm awake bro. Don't trust the media/govt/fake science! Also Tyler: omg raw milk yuck! how unsafe!

🤣🤣🤣 Hit the nail on the head bro.@@crystalandmarkvrb

i remember going to a ranch when i was little, best icecream.

@@crystalandmarkvrb yeah, it's amazing mankind managed for 100s of thousands of years before pasteurization. Whew, dodged a bullet there.

I- I shake the milk before I pour it and I’ve never in my life had raw milk right from a farm. But my dad grew up with a cow and now I’m realizing it’s him that taught me to shake the milk….. I thought you had to. 😳

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Her eyebrows need to be discussed also. They were half gone

Hey! Horses are noble creatures who deserve some respect. It is grossly unfair to compare them to someone who seems to want to be run up a flagpole so much they installed the hardware to do it.

That was epic. I wonder what the possible violations could be? The right horn sticking out too far?

It's pretty obvious from the car and the bull this is a regular thing around the farm, and the warning he got was probably for transporting unsecured livestock. My uncles got pulled over one time for having a couple of cows in the truck bed without the cattle cage.

Cows are amazingly friendly if you raise them that way. They stay nice and calm. Ours will follow us around, and if we ignore them they will start headbutting us until we give them scratches. They LOVE scratches.

Yeah I thought it went perfectly with her face. lol

I was just thinking about that as well. I don't really know if it would have made a difference or not

You aren't supposed to have any fun. That is illegal. No smiling either.

Lol if this was me they would all be mugs with inappropriate or weird sayings on them. Like saying “Jesus loves me” on the side on the mug and saying “but Satan loves me more” on the bottom of the mug 😂

Yeah and that even made the news around here. If this keeps up, they'll have to change their name to "100 Dollar Tree".

Like metal detectors, x-ray machines, heavy metal toxicity, or never having babies.

Feeding her cats.@@youbetterwakeup2449

​@@youbetterwakeup2449Never having babies is nothing to worry about 🤣

​@@soundsintheattic4069ok infertile.

@@soundsintheattic4069 Agreed, but some people want them.

It just feels like it.

That's what people say about people who don't "work there". For example some in the entertainment industry will call non-entertainers civilians. That's the 1st time I heard someone outside of military use it for another group.

@@silververnallbells191 as far as I and websters dictionary are concerned you're a civilian unless you're military or law enforcement. The actors can and unfortunately will say what they want.

I think it is like saying "not in uniform".

In this case "civilian" is clearly being used as a metaphor, but that's obviously beyond your comprehension.

Giv’em time they’ll sell those too.

Just order through the app and pick it up. No need to talk to anyone! LOL

@@mockfanatik it was kind of a joke dude. My wife is put together enough that I don’t have to do such things and she would never ask me to.

@@Heywoodthepeckerwood LOL I’m the same way. I don’t ask my husband to do stupid crap for me. I’ll do it myself first. I never go to SB either. I’m not paying $10 for a drink I can make at home. LOL

@@mockfanatik 👍

Hope they gave him a raise. If things like that happened more often, I might actually watch the local news.

😂😂 He scared the poor kid at the window!!

You can't sleep while driving. She is breaking numerous laws. And she isn't driving, that's why she is breaking the law. You are supposed to be alert and responsible for whatever the car does, which you can't do while asleep or while drunk. They banned open containers because it made it too hard to tell if a driver was intoxicated. They already get DUI cases dismissed all the time because the officer didn't do some little thing right, the don't need people arguing that the smell of alcohol in the car wasn't probable cause to do a dui investigation, because it was just the driver or passenger enjoying their Constitutional Right to have a beer while driving. That is assuming you are just talking about having a beer in the way home from work not being a retard and arguing that you should be allowed to get drunk and drive. Is that is really all you want to do, open container is usually a minor offense and a few hundred bucks, if they catch you, which if you aren't drunk and driving like shit and following traffic laws , it's a couple hundred bucks, as long as you aren't actually over the limit and really only have a single beer. That seems reasonable. As for sleeping while driving, that depends on the state, but it's a new issue, and it hasnt killed thousands of people yet, if it ever does, while DUI has, which is why they made specific laws to crack down on it.

@@justforever96 some people are just to serious and have no concept of a joke

I see that and I'm dropping back at least a couple hundred yards.

Technically you can’t drive while sleeping….cuz you’re asleep and not actively driving lol

I’d give her a brake check to wake her up

Never been to a dairy Queen.

yeah! 🙂

WHAT? C'mon now. @@DrLesleyStevens

Hes just some Ole Zeed to me now... All insulting to the Cow Victoria calling it a Taurus.. :( lol

$1.50 DOES buy EIGHT hot dogs. LEARN to use a MICROWAVE!!!

Or an indictment

My dad used to be able to to that. He's too old to drive now. But yeah. Regular ass coffee mug with straight up black in it. Not from New England. Montana.

😆 And an 'old' England talent... Hahaha usually tea though

You add smoking and driving a stick, you have my commute on the pike every morning lmao.

Don't.

Same here. Every morning went out to the bulk tank and fill up a pitcher.

The difference is you knew the cow. The problem comes when some shady guy is selling it from his sick cow to strangers.

@HoLeeShyt first 17 years we used cans with a deep well cold water circulation pump. Got the bulk tank in 1972.

Stop the clown car, because I want out!

I do this too😂 but a little more robustly 😂 I laugh while I cry😂

@@youbetterwakeup2449 Speaking of cars --- at the 7:15 mark, why would any energy drink company care if some lunatic fills his car with their empty cans?? He wants free energy drinks for life, and if he doesn't get them he *threatens* to not clean out his car? Don't expect them to cave any time soon, ya whackjob.

From the look on her face at the end, I think she's the one that farted.

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My mom made it to 93 and that was one thing that always got a laugh or an OH MY GOD and a laugh

Bless you!

Lol.. omg, you had your hands full. I am the youngest, I have 6 brothers and 1 sister (who’s the oldest) I am 46, my sis is 65. I’ll tell ya, she kept, and still keeps us boys in line😂 The boys would mess with her outside only (no parents around) but when we were all in the house together, she would just start yelling for one of the boys to “stop it” and dad (who was a Vietnam and Korean War vet) would have your ass😂 great times. We are all still close to this day👍🏻

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It's a scientific fact that women's farts contain higher levels of sulfur. Hell hath no fury like a woman's gas.

Listen again..

@@bmw9616 ok?….. “4 pounds, $40 bucks a pound”.

It clearly says on the label $17.97 a lb.@@craneguru66