Finally this answers the question graphically, "What if Batman was a bumbling idiot?"

When Gordon said "you took longer than I thought" I actually lol'd

4:57 I would love to see Phil actually try to pull that shit at Gamestop, "Welcome to Gamestop, can I help you?" "Yeah! This game took 5 minutes to install! It made my Let's Play really shitty!" "Sir, the package is open, and the game works fine. We can't take it back." "AWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT? This is bullshit! Playing videogames is my full time job! You don't care about your fans at all! I'm a former profighting game champion, and one of the top gaming channels on KZfaq! Do you have any idea who I am?" "Game Grumps?" "Fuck you!"

He's not the hero we need, he's the one we....have, I guess.

"Guess I gotta concentrate now" *Rushes into the sniper field*

*Sees cloud of horrible crimson poison* *Jumps down into it* "Huh, guess I can't jump down..." *Jumps down into it again*

The thing I hated about this playthrough with the Linelauncher is he actually stopped the video claiming he was stuck and needed to take a break. Then when he came back stated he was in the shower when it "suddenly struck" him. That of course being code for "I went online and looked it up". Lying to his fans as usual. Tho he did actually admit it later in another playthrough that he did indeed look it up online.

Why does he make people watch him install the game? Normal Let's Players install the games BEFORE they start their let's play.

Hesitant about clicking this. Not sure I wanted to see Phil defile one of my favorite game series.

He complained less back then, it was more about him just failing and being oblivious to everything

All of Batman's mentors are facepalming upon watching this

Oh my god this game isn't even that hard. Only phil can make a game look harder than it really is.

Batphil Gotham is doomed.

It's so obvious he doesn't understand the fighting system and just mashes attack.

36:35 Did he just said "Excuse me" after he burped? How is this DSP?

“If I see anything that looks even just a little tiny bit like a bat” Phil: imma throw a bat shaped shuriken

Thank god Phil isn't Batman.

Wow... He loses on the first enemy of the game. What the hell...

"That was unexpected. Who would have figured the deranged murder would kill the little doll." Well to be honest with you Joker Phil does not expect anything as he has no functioning brain.

DSP - The world's greatest detective

That line launcher fail was worse than the video shows. He forgets it three times in a row, delaying each progress by several minutes. You'd think he would've learned the first time it took him an hour to remember that he has it. Also, just before the final Joker confrontation, he goes all the way around the island b/c he didn't notice or remember the doorway right beside the locked gate at 1:03:33 that he has already used many times.

World's Greatest Detective vs World's Worst Gamer

The perfect way to answer the question “What if Batman was an idiot?”

Batman playthrough: "No, we don't need subtitles. We're not fucking deaf." Max Payne playthrough: "This is good. We've already got a cutscene and no options to use subtitles. That's always good."

"It's pink, it's not white, I thought that was a nice touch." How can anyone tell with your incredibly washed out, low quality camcorder footage?

The Quinn part made me nearly lose my mind. He probably just looked at chat anyway and pretended to figure out. Very convenient how is suddenly sprinted to the upstairs and found the grapple spot. He did not even sound surprised, just called it tricky. Amazes me to this day how someone who plays so many games can be this bad at video games.

Wait...did I actually hear him say "excuse me" after burping?

He made the croc bit even more unbearable

33:04 Middle of a fight sequence. Better sit still and hack a door!

I like his fails at the Arkham series more than his infamous Dark Souls videos. It's amazing how terrible he is at Batman, the controls are so easy.

Jesus, why does he record himself installing the game. Does he believe people want to watch this?

I counted 12 inappropriate sex jokes with Ivy. If I started with Harley Quinn my counter would've broke.

detective mode on for entire length of gameplay ...check!

Gotta love how at the beginning he talks shit about Sony again at least he didn't go on a tangent like before.

Hey, wow, he actually wasn't doing too bad at that one Scarecrow section.

I'm not surprised that he wasn't good at this. It was a brand new game he was playing for the first time. What amazes me is he never got any better at it. He was just as bad at the combat in Arkham City and even Origins even though the controls were basically identical.

Annie this is how you don’t play How you don’t play How you don’t play Annie

The thing I can't stand the most about his arkham playthroughs is his extremely poor skill in the combat. All he does is just mash the attack button and once in a while the counter button. He very rarely racks up a high enough combo to do special moves (which is pathetic cause you only need 8 or 5 depending if you upgrade) because he doesn't use rhythm to his attacks or use any gadgets to stun enemies and open up opportunities for attack, then calls the combat simplistic, when it can actually be very complex when you do it correctly. I'd know since its very easy for me to get over 100 hits in a combo given enough enemies.

19:49 made the same mistake as DSP when I first played this game, the only reason I wasn't ashamed of myself was because I was like 8, I was a little ass kid, DSP in this video is like 25, I'm surprised this dude graduated highschool.

Say what you will about PewDiePie's comedy, but at least he knows what he's doing when he LPs.

This is in my top 5 favorite games and he put his caveman hands on it

This is... pretty decent. Aparte from being recorded offscreen and all that. Phil was just an average guy playing a game for the first time. How in all hell the current DSP happened?

This vid is old and I just found it so excuse me. But i'm completely surprised he didn't try to reset his console during the scarecrow bit.

I’m gonna be frank, I didn’t know you could crouch under the gates in the Croc section

I love how shitting and pissing yourself is a viable method of defense in Phil's expert combat strategy.

At first, I thought he was going to run in Killer Croc's lair He figured out something better

Phil is bad at stuff.

Any LP that starts out with "OKAY it's release day!" is doomed from the beginning.

He filmed installing 😬

Seriously, how do you miss a grapple point.

18:39-25:33 made me kill myself. My ghost typed this comment.

Phil: There's the new Batmobile Me: No, it's not new. It's the same one from the animated series, just graphically updated for the game. Phil: Harley Quinn with a huge tit job Me: Compared to the animated series, I'd say they're the same size. Phil: Some guy who cut the shit out of himself, not sure if he's supposed to be a villain or not Me: Dude has "cut the shit out of himself", is holding a huge knife, looks like a fucking psychopath and you're not sure if he's supposed to be a villain, For Real? Phil: We're four minutes into this game and we haven't started it yet Me: YOU ARE four minutes into this game. WE ARE four minutes into this video wondering why you are recording the "installing game data" screen.

He might get A FEW more viewers if he acted like he cared A LITTLE when he played games. He couldn’t care less about playing well and getting invested in the story. It’s called putting forth an effort. He wants to call this his “job”, well, be proud of your work and do it well. Take some pride in it FFS.

This game has sum sweet, sweet graphics.

hey genius, you can´t use inverted takedown until you upgrade it, and obviously you cannot do it if the enemy isn´t right down you.

hey the batman arkham knight trailer is out and I hate to say this but coming soon This is how you don't play batman Arkham knight

This was in 2009. This was before dsp became the manchild that he is today. As you can tell, there's no stream, dsp doesn't bitch and moan every 10 minutes, in fact, this was before he even partnered with machinima. In retrospect, he's tolerable during this time. He barely burps, clears his throat, or makes complaints every couple seconds. Dsp's KZfaq career is very similar to Star Wars as I can see. 2009 was phantom menace and attack of the clones, 2010 was ROTS, 2011-12 was a new hope, and 2013-present is The empire strikes back. There is no conclusion to his career. I feel like dsp will lose his partnership with machinima though, when that happens and he becomes homeless, I'm expecting KG to take his place and start a patreon for dsp to resurface.

Is there anything that more obviously broadcasts how insecure you are than laughing at your own jokes? If there is, I cannot think of it...

i remember watching this thing is at the time i didn't care for his fail gameplayi just wanted to see the game

Anybody else think this game still holds up all these years later? I'm not saying it's perfect (it definitely has a decent amount of jank).

bugged marketplace mechanics

It was surprising that he didn't lose at the credits

5:30 I know it's fairly blurred out but why did DSP think that was a good idea to show that off if he couldn't download it then? I'm just imagining someone somehow figured it out and stole the code from him lol.

RAW UNEDITED GAMEPLAY

The first TIHYDP I ever watched. I’ve come a long way since I first watched Dave.

I cant do anything!!!.

At least Arin and Danny can make us laugh with their commentary on Game Grumps.

Hey I’m one on the only modern comments come take a rest traveler we will resume in making fun of DSP in a minute

I think my brain came out of my ass when I watched the middle stick scene.

19:25 that's........ gotta be a joke, right? He's trolling us, there's......... there's no way he's really stumped when TWICE the camera moved for him showing a grapple point. Right?

watching this guy trying to fight the 2 venom titans is painful. what is this guy gonna do when he has to fight a titan accompanied by swarms of other enemies later on.

You walking slow !

18:40 Honestly I probably did worse than him at that segment, due to a part where you had to drop down and I had no idea what the keybind was to do that.

33:53 okay, that was kinda funny. Props to Phil.

1 minute in and I am already fucking sick of him.

ROFLMAO when he went slow for a whole minute to just get tackled into the water by KC.

This was hard to watch. Like seriously.

I’ve been replaying return to Arkham asylum on the ps5 and even I know what to do I just forget some Things because I haven’t played in a while

phil the stealth master ^^

It's almost hilarious and amusing to see him fail and do variations that lead to him being unsuccessful. I mean it's boring to see him do everything correct. I'll admit it's nerve boggling to see him struggle on where to go. When i played it, there was some hard parts to it like the Operator part and maybe the Poison Ivy part too

I'll be honest, when i used to be a fan of DSP, I did like this playthrough, but I do agree that there were bad stuff he did in the playthrough!

6:25 is when the game actually starts.

Was I the only on who got scared of croc in the sewer level when he pops up out of the water

Phil is the Private Snafu of let's players.

"great fucking planning Sony" yes because their maintenance was meant specifically for arkham asylum.

This was a surprisingly chill experience. What happened?

Comments put to hilarious use. XD

Why would you start recording before downloading DLCs or, you know, INSTALLING THE FUCKING GAME!!??

He really started this with a tutorial on how to download exclusive shit, are you serious.

Imagine if Phil played Super Metroid.

this is the first game I ever got 100% in.

Why only 360 resolution?

this is a big mistake 31 : 06

52:02

19;25 to 19;33 facepalm

jfc the howard stern show humor is insufferable

I never died in Arkham Asylum, ever. The game is so easy even on higher difficulty.

you dont know who to play video games

*Yawn* If DSP wants to up his views he should start playing games on hard. His approach to playing games is so mundane and he's 's just gonna stay stagnate unless he ushers in some earnest changes.

This wasn't really worth a 'This is how you DON'T play' video. I'm better than him at this game but he's not HORRIBLE at it. Not enough for comedic value.