This is how you DON'T play Batman: Arkham City

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10 жыл бұрын

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@kielmog8015 10 жыл бұрын

Catchphrase for this playthrough: Augmented Reality Training Activated. Augmented Reality Training Failed.

@MetalShadowX 9 жыл бұрын

I'll admit, that happened to me a lot too... In the *advanced* AR training segments :/

@kielmog8015 9 жыл бұрын

MetalShadowX There's the one where you have to dive and pull up and glide through that narrow archway over the water... that one is legitimately hard. But this guy can't even do the basic drills without dozens of tries.

@TheAzulmagia 9 жыл бұрын

Vicki Vale: No offense, Batman, but in case you didn't notice, there are people shooting at us. Haha, even the game has no respect for Phil.

@Thetazord 9 жыл бұрын

This guys tombstone is going to read "he died, he tried to press Y, but it wouldn't let him." Haha

@RevanJJ 9 жыл бұрын

Or "it was the game's fault." Lol

@TheWheelman1 9 жыл бұрын

"Here lies DSP. There was nothing he could do."

@TheShogunB2K 9 жыл бұрын

Or: "I'm dead, this is fucking bullshit!"

@Mikemic2218 6 жыл бұрын

In Possibilities lmao good one man.

@justinterry7853 4 жыл бұрын

Or "its didn't explain it" lol

@fabianonymous 10 жыл бұрын

As far as action adventures go, Arkham City must be the most forgiving and stream-lined as it can possibly get -- without being too intrusive: Button prompts as soon as the game suspects you of having forgotten a game mechanic, voice overs thoughout every step of the story with clear instructions, even an encyclopedic tutorial within the menus that has all the answers just in case there's something you're forgetting. And yet, DSP still can't figure out the easiest of tasks. I hope any dev watching this understands that this is not the average consumer to be considered when designing a game.

@Chaser547 10 жыл бұрын

***** and that's why I liked playing Arkham Origins on my Wii U cause it's not as overly simplified in the combat. If you mess up the timing enemies can give ya a good what for.

@Ruosteinenknight 4 жыл бұрын

Well, Phil forgot how to use line-launcher in Arkham Asylum and spent over 30 minutes figuring this out. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/f5OPeqVm3M3cgKc.html The best thing is that game actually shows the player first how line-launcher works. Phil apparently forgot it in span of minutes.

@judahsoremy9857 3 жыл бұрын

This Is How You DON'T Develop A Game!

@cantsuggestareasonablename9101 8 ай бұрын

@@judahsoremy9857?

@moonlightostrich3690 8 ай бұрын

lol God of war 4

@malonemalo 10 жыл бұрын

What I like the most is how he doesn't use stealth at all, being batman. He just walks into places like he's the fucking punisher.

@JoeSixThreeOh 10 жыл бұрын

The ironic part if he ever played the Punisher game he'd probably suck at THAT too.

@Cerstani 9 жыл бұрын

@50:54:"No offense, Batman, but in case you hadn't noticed, there are people shooting at us." *charges directly into sniper fire*

@MisgnomerProductions 10 жыл бұрын

Why is he doing predator rooms in detective mode while walking around in full sight of everyone? He doesn't seem to understand the basics of the game.

@andreivanovich6007 10 жыл бұрын

I did the same and it worked, you're suppose to do predator rooms in detective mode duh o.0

@MrAskmannen 10 жыл бұрын

Andre Ivanovich But you aint supposed to walk around in the open

@TheMornal 9 жыл бұрын

DID HE JUST ASK WHAT PROTOCOL TEN WAS OVER HALFWAY INTO THE GAME

@justinterry7853 4 жыл бұрын

I mean after all it wasn't really the central part of the game lol

@bluskamqko 3 жыл бұрын

@Fatty Drake you forgot the dramatic "sigh" in the middle of that line!

@rayorbison4699 9 жыл бұрын

2:30 "Augmented Reality Training: Activated" ....uh oh.

@RevanJJ 9 жыл бұрын

The Catwoman parts in the vault were the most painful for me. I mean...I was literally flabbergasted by the stupidity. He didn't even know what "return" means. Obviously return to the security room means go back to where you came from. Lol.

@OddMike 9 жыл бұрын

The first time I played this game I had gotten out of the hospital after surgery. I was on killer pain pills and barely able to comprehend anything because I was in pain. I still did a thousand times better than DSP

@RevanJJ 9 жыл бұрын

I did exactly the same thing at the end of last May I had a surgery and actually just this week after a kidney surgery last Thursday. I'm sitting there/here messed up on percocet and pain, with no sleep, thinking "man I should play better." Then I see this and realize even in the state I am in that I didn't make any of these mistakes. I mainly had/have issues with riddler stuff occasionally when messed up like this. But then again we all pay attention the game and read on screen prompts instead of talking through and skipping them all lol. Had to reply after seeing this. I was thinking the same thing in the same situation.

@clarkw7261 6 жыл бұрын

I don't find that hard to believe.

@linushyper300 6 жыл бұрын

Uhh, good for you?

@carltontheduke2571 4 жыл бұрын

I had shoulder surgery last year, my arm was in a cast, and I did better than this guy.

@celebrategout1008 4 жыл бұрын

Don't get me wrong I don't like DSP. But good for you, want a cookie?

@buggedyoutubeandgoutmechan2529 8 жыл бұрын

i love it how when he dies the villians are just there to just annoy him that much more making him more pissed just golden

@MrIveyIsBonkers 5 жыл бұрын

Lots of us fail at certain points in games. Sometimes in easier parts. But when we retry the parts we failed at, we tend to not do what we tried to do before, or be more careful when it comes to stealth.

@commentcrow2 10 жыл бұрын

This game completely exposes DSP and shows how terrible he is at video games. You can literally see when he mashes buttons and Batman does the punch or block animation. He has absolutely no patience or finesse. Doesn't learn from his mistakes.

@KingdomHeart723 4 жыл бұрын

Doesn't this comment apply to every game he plays?

@biggsasha 7 жыл бұрын

"The air conditioner covers the sound of my voice" I'm sure the neighbors appreciate that more than you know Phil...

@umachan9286 6 жыл бұрын

The beginning of this is like in Arkham Asylum when it took him 30 minutes to figure out to use the line launcher to get across the Arkham mansion once Poison Ivy took over. The instructions are there are the screen to dive bomb and then pull up to gain altitude. And of course he wanders right up to the bad guys and questions how it is they managed to see him. It's called stealth. Something DSP doesn't understand.

@ajm1465 6 жыл бұрын

The most amazing thing to me is that he played every game in the Arkham series and somehow never got any better at it.

@Abilifyreworks 10 жыл бұрын

Seriously, if the game's costume reflected the damage the player actually takes, Batman would like like he does at the end of the game by the first 10 minutes of being played by Phil.

@rat4992 3 жыл бұрын

he’d be wheelchair Batman because he just fell instead of dive bombing

@xthepanelx 9 жыл бұрын

I think I am forgetting how to divebomb because I'm watching this video...

@biggsasha 7 жыл бұрын

It says words like "back" and "return" and he doesn't guess that he needs to go to a location he has already visited... who the hell has ever said "Let's go BACK to the new place we've never been to before" or "Let's return to that totally new location we've never visited"?

@neoVERSI 10 жыл бұрын

u can tell during combat that phil mashes the buttons to attack that's why he has trouble counterattacking

@THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS 10 жыл бұрын

I'll be doing a giveaway of my Arkham City collectors edition without the game.

@lucascunningham6235 9 жыл бұрын

On that Dive Bomb part at the begginning, my 7 year old cousin did that first try. lol

@lemon___1344 4 жыл бұрын

he just lacks some common sense i was like 6 or 7 aswell and done it easily looks like he was in a coma for 30 yrs of his life lmao and forgot everything even when he was playing fighting games he had the same attitude

@randyj124 2 жыл бұрын

Sure yall did

@supernico374 9 жыл бұрын

*be batman *not using gadgets ...

@optimus_antt 2 ай бұрын

He’s man

@bobdeclor528 4 жыл бұрын

25:44 "wow i had no clue I was supposed to be tracking this!!" it literally says in the middle of the screen to track the call

@beyondinfinate 10 жыл бұрын

Someone please tell me this is an act...how on earth can someone be so inept?

@Demonwulf 10 жыл бұрын

That's something I'm still asking myself. As well as how he's being PAID for this.

@TheMornal 9 жыл бұрын

The Vicki Vale one is infuriating.

@abyssalwolf 8 жыл бұрын

+Kristopher Brewer haha that rant though

@qsqua 10 жыл бұрын

Lol, he completed that whole Zsasz telephone conversation without realizing he had to track the signal!! I will never understand the fundamentals driving this being....

@ArgyleGroove 9 жыл бұрын

It's a good thing Phil isn't ACTUALLY Batman. Otherwise the Joker would be like "Oh, it's BatPhil? Send a group of mentally deficient 6 year olds after him. We'll have the world conquered by lunchtime."

@neongutsu1106 8 жыл бұрын

HAH

@DragonofDojima_ 6 жыл бұрын

@NyQuilDonut 5 жыл бұрын

Lmao. Phil is like that fake Batman in The Dark Knight.

@Ruosteinenknight 4 жыл бұрын

DSPBatman might actually be able to kill the joker....by making him laugh himself to death.

@judahsoremy9857 3 жыл бұрын

I've never seen someone die to a Riddler Informant. Wow, congratulations, my dud. You are special.

@MrThedorkknight 10 жыл бұрын

Don't drink while you're pregnant people.

@RasoKye 9 жыл бұрын

I really need to stop watching these, but I can't for some reason, it's like getting a snake bite, if the snake's poison was cocaine, it hurts, but then you feel good, but it will cause so many health risks in the long term.

@XenoStep 7 жыл бұрын

this is the weirdest sentence i've ever read yet its so relatable at the same time

@The_Platinum_Realist 7 жыл бұрын

You mean it's like a train wreck you can't look away from.

@Straywolf514 7 жыл бұрын

Phil shops at Game Bugs R Us.

@jettythesunfish 10 жыл бұрын

I swear, does this guy ALWAYS talk for five minutes before he plays a game? Ugh, Phil loves to hear the sound of his own wimpy voice, huh?

@MrAskmannen 10 жыл бұрын

As someone who has 100% in both the story and the Riddler challenges i am literally ashamed he played the same game as me

@thenigelverse1130 7 жыл бұрын

100% in the Riddler challenges? Why are you not more famous than this?

@adrianmartinez8365 6 жыл бұрын

nigel dixie Wdym, everyone has done everything by now

@NyQuilDonut 5 жыл бұрын

I'm figuratively ashamed of him.

@ResettisReplicas 10 жыл бұрын

Former profighting game player? Yeah, 26:57 onwards begs to differ. He can't block even though they telegraph more than Samuel Morse, can't use any weapons or special moves, and doesn't realize that you can block or stun the Riddler informant without knocking him out.

@Icepummel 10 жыл бұрын

You can even see him attack and counter the Riddler informant several times (which I assume he does by accident), but even when he does that he doesn't stop and think "Oh hey, I just attacked the Riddler informant and he didn't get knocked out! Maybe he has as much health as these other grunts!" And it really irritates me that he keeps shitting on the game and calling it bad, when I played this, I loved it.

@TheSadistPaladin 10 жыл бұрын

"telegraph more than Samuel Morse" god damn

@ganjaman59650 7 жыл бұрын

he is terrible, but at least he trained for the game instead of whining, maybe the only time for his entire life, he winned because other forfaited, then they talked trash...acting dsp style, i hate him, but that only time he trained and win, it's easy to talk trash about a "poorly made port"(at least you showed your source) after being forfait. i know it's 3 years but let him this only moment of glory.

@warioland523 9 жыл бұрын

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." LOL even Einstein knew people like DSP are crazy.

@garrickkthegreat1705 9 жыл бұрын

Phil logic, if something doesn't work, try it again... if it still doesn't work, blame the game and keep doing the same thing over and over and over again til you get so pissed off you quit.

@redshepherd32 8 жыл бұрын

*casually walks off the side of a crane* "WHAT, I DIDN'T GO UP" lol, just wow Phil you just make it too easy to poke fun at you

@Saieras 7 жыл бұрын

Batman sure can take a lot of gunfire. Almost like Phil's playing on easy. And man, does he need to.

@xtravagant_2553 5 жыл бұрын

When he complains about the fighting, honestly, fighting endless dudes was the best part.

@willwallace5751 6 жыл бұрын

Is it just me or do these videos get harder to watch when it's a game you enjoyed playing and why dose he use detective mode so much

@bananastheking8795 9 жыл бұрын

1:08:47 "You think these people would have learned by now" DSP's motto...

@jigsawb2298 8 жыл бұрын

I didn't know it was possible to fail so much at this game. This game is easy.

@imulan 7 жыл бұрын

Its easy. I just wished there are more gadgets I can use that don't give away my position during the predator encounters.

@TheCookieMunzta 8 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, when he fucks up at one of the most casual games out there, you realise DSP is basically a semi-functional potato.

@BobSpotOn 10 жыл бұрын

Who in their right mind intentionally steps out in front of multiple armed enemies under the impression of having a chance? And how is he still this bad?

@AVeryUnstableAI 10 жыл бұрын

He's not. This is all an act

@BobSpotOn 10 жыл бұрын

I agree.

@CaliberStone 10 жыл бұрын

BobSpotOn That's a long act. 3-4 channels, 6 years on youtube, and over 30,000 videos all acting exactly like this. I don't think it's possible that it's an act.

@davydluan5 9 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute,he's doing the AR missions, but he doesn't know how to freaking dive? This is gonna be priceless.

@MrRjh63 9 жыл бұрын

Does DSP never use takedowns in these arkham games? Half the trouble he has with large fights is that he doesn't reduce the numbers of enemies quickly with TD's.

@MrRjh63 9 жыл бұрын

Combo takedowns I mean.

@cangrejopendejo4909 3 жыл бұрын

@@MrRjh63 Gotta put together a combo to execute a takedown lol.

@CaliberStone 8 жыл бұрын

"I pressed Y!" The playthrough.

@boatcaptain6288 4 жыл бұрын

"there's a difference between a security room and a control room!" What, you thought the vault was the security room? Lmao

@jalojoes 10 жыл бұрын

I've been waiting for this playthrough in particular. *grabs popcorn

@glory2christcmj702 8 жыл бұрын

LMAO I swear Phil makes Batman look so bad

@WILDEQARD 8 жыл бұрын

I completely agree. Batman is so ashamed of him. Lol.

@glory2christcmj702 8 жыл бұрын

ProjectMasterpiece Haha Ikr

@linushyper300 8 жыл бұрын

No. Rocksteady made Batman look bad.

@glory2christcmj702 8 жыл бұрын

Dr Ivo Robotnik You don't think Rocksteady did a good job on the Arkham games?

@linushyper300 8 жыл бұрын

Asylum? Yes. City? Okay. Origin wasn't made by them Knight? Shit.

@KaiokenBlueGT 4 жыл бұрын

When you realise that the AI of the mooks is smarter than this guy

@MichaelLeroi 9 жыл бұрын

You know what the definition of insanity is ...?

@NyQuilDonut 9 жыл бұрын

Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. DSP in a nutshell.

@moRULEZ18981 9 жыл бұрын

Throwing your own shit on the wall and going "GUURRR!!"

@linushyper300 6 жыл бұрын

And no, Vaas didn't not came up with that.

@Soydrinker999 6 жыл бұрын

the button mashing....jesus christ, he doesn't even go for combos he just mashes the attack button

@dorkswithguns5843 10 жыл бұрын

His constant use of detective vision is hurting my brain.

@justinterry7853 4 жыл бұрын

I mean it's useful

@TheMASTERFURIOUS 10 жыл бұрын

this guy needs to stop doing playthroughs , this is ridiculous.

@ZeroBeat1 10 жыл бұрын

DarkSydePhil is not a scrub, as calling him a scrub is an insult to all scrubs. He is a stain. I chose this term because when you have a stain in clothes, dishes, etc, you can clean it up, which can be seen as defeating it, by scrubbing. Also, this video is showing me death screens I've never seen before. That is testament to how much Phil sucks. And you'd think that after getting smacked while doing it 5 times in a row he'd stop doing the ground pound in a crowd.

@MasterPodi 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen a lot of Phil’s gameplay by this point and I can honestly say that this game is one of his most shameful displays. He’s totally incompetent and even though this is old gameplay, he’s probably only gotten worse. The only difference is nowadays he has stream chat to hold his hand constantly.

@Superball01 5 жыл бұрын

As a guy who’s played all of the Arkham games and perfected the Predator/Combat stuff in each game, this is incredibly painful to watch. I picked up Asylum on launch day when I was 10, and I knew mostly how to do everything. Same with the other games. The thing that kills me though is how he does the combat, I scream at my screen because of just how bad he is at the combat.

@justinterry7853 4 жыл бұрын

It's funny though lol, I'll admit

@icecsm16 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that part in Asylum when he gets the line launcher and spends 30 minutes figuring out what to do was painful.

@Lazyfire 10 жыл бұрын

When I saw the video title I more or less automatically assumed there would be some crazy amount of time spent on the AR training. Wasn't disappointed.

@MortalSora 10 жыл бұрын

My God, he makes this game look so much more difficult than it really is!

@Rakshasa1986 10 жыл бұрын

If DSP were a garbage man he would take a garbage can, empty it into the driver's side of the truck, and then file a complaint to his manager about the driver yelling at Phil.

@dernierevolonte8426 10 жыл бұрын

@ 1:19:44 DSP says, "There's a difference between a security room and control room!" So, security rooms don't have surveillance monitors and related equipment? Not to mention @ 1:15:28 he reads the objective out loud "RETURN to the security room" (as in go back to where you started); this is when having a competent 5th grade reading comprehension pays off in dividends, Phil.

@millabasset1710 9 жыл бұрын

I pretend Phil actually is Batman and getting his ass kicked. This is the cure for depression( well my depression)

@GuyOnTheInternet53 3 жыл бұрын

It's so beautiful to me that the death screens makes him even saltier

@Billyblue98 10 жыл бұрын

3:26 I don't think that's how you're supposed to do that. 6:31 Batman doesn't know how to Batman.

@NervousNoodles 3 жыл бұрын

That’s was God awful. I can’t believe someone would die to simple goon fights.

@judahsoremy9857 3 жыл бұрын

"Thugs".

@ajm1465 6 жыл бұрын

Wow. If he's this bad at the dive bomb training, I can't wait to see what happens when he gets to the part with Ra's where you have to dive bomb.

@Billinous 10 жыл бұрын

DSP and iJustine : Bottom of the barrel let's players

@SteveJonesGamingGWO 10 жыл бұрын

No Ijustine at least doesn't claim to be "one of the best gamers in the country" and think if it doesn't work it's bugged.

@ClassicKrusty 5 жыл бұрын

His let’s plays are ResidentSleeper 😴💤😴💤😴💤😴💤😴💤😴💤

@MelodicVirus 4 ай бұрын

They do make for good sleeping khantent 😂

@ArchangelSteve 7 жыл бұрын

This video's tl;dr: "Augmented reality training activated" "Augmented reality training failed" "Augmented reality training activated" ad nauseam.

@MetalShadowX 10 жыл бұрын

This makes so glad I'm at least adequately competent at this game. This guys is a literal joke XD

@RasoKye 9 жыл бұрын

Ever need a moral boost? Watch TIHYDP, because we all know that we can not that bad at games.

@NAcHO-wx5vg 7 жыл бұрын

Oh great. R'as al ghoul's trial. NEED to use the dive bomb and he doesn't know how to use it. This will be painful to watch.

@ryuuwyvern90 5 жыл бұрын

You can’t spell sped without dsp.

@pyrysaarinen4954 8 жыл бұрын

Bugged training mechanics anybody?

@NAcHO-wx5vg 7 жыл бұрын

When I first started batman arkham city: original or remaster my first points were to get my health to max before anything else.

@NAcHO-wx5vg 7 жыл бұрын

Also. He says he thinks that a gadget would help him to get to the phones... yea the one you will not get because you won't do the at challenges.

@ajm1465 6 жыл бұрын

How is it he played the first game and still has no idea what the hidden question marks are for?

@SMTenacity 10 жыл бұрын

This guy is like the AVGN, expect this game doesn't suck, he does (big time)

@SMTenacity 10 жыл бұрын

So true

@megapants444 8 жыл бұрын

Oh god, I forgot about this setup

@restnn 10 жыл бұрын

He should have been named DAP, "dumb ass Phil". >.>

@SuperArppis 10 жыл бұрын

Oh, not "Dat ass Phil"? Hehe..

@Chaser547 10 жыл бұрын

thank you for uploading this I never could bring myself to suffer the full playthrough when I saw him failing at the dive bomb...ugh so horrible...

@ST2687 9 жыл бұрын

If I knew that he would be going to any event, I would bring my t-shirt that says ( I'm with stupid ).

@neoVERSI 10 жыл бұрын

wow this guy really sucks i've never had any trouble in combat AT ALL

@optimus_antt 2 ай бұрын

This dude was legit playing man Arkham city. He never once unless forced to use any of Batman gadgets and moves that make him Batman. Just mash xxxxxxxxxxxx and fucking let go of the glide button when you’re tryna dive bomb. Just wow.

@optimus_antt 2 ай бұрын

On top of that he wasted what 100 bucks on the collector edition too. Probably never used the dlc he got with it lmao.

@YouCantDeleteDenzelL Жыл бұрын

It's one thing to suck at games. I suck at games and I still have fun. It's another to suck at games and insist that it's the game's fault that you're bad at it. Arkham City was basically designed for people who suck at games so if you suck at Arkham City that says a lot.

@MerkyMan_ 7 ай бұрын

For someone who is so bad he never uses detective mode.

@anarchy6918 3 ай бұрын

at like 20 mins in the video he has detective mode on and he gets shot through a window bc ig hes too stupid to know what a window looks like in detective mode

@alvarodiaz8965 7 жыл бұрын

Good God, you remind me of myself playing Tetris as a 3-year old dude

@SlothBuzz 10 жыл бұрын

Derpman: Arkham City I hate DSP...

@griffinhillner3501 3 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine him on ng+ He would not be able to beat the game.

@thebombspayloadisexposed 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine him fighting Mr. Freeze in NG+

@MichaelMitchell-nn2ig 9 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, the leaked footage for Knight has better quality than DSP's videos.

@countarchvile 5 ай бұрын

I never knew someone could get fucked up by arkham thugs so much. Phil is a treasure The Saddest Display of Freeflow combat I've ever seen

@papavergil6784 Ай бұрын

Game: Use the WayneTech satellite to triangulate Zsazs' position. Phil: I was supposed to do that? The game never explains!!!

@MichaelLeroi 9 жыл бұрын

DSP is the "Barry off Eastenders" of gaming

@leander403 9 жыл бұрын

MichaelLeroi eastenders is a load of shit

@virgiljianu7166 Жыл бұрын

Is this the most incompetent Batman ever?

@The_Platinum_Realist 5 ай бұрын

There is no hope for this man if he managed to make Arkham City unenjoyable....

@TheRpf1977 9 жыл бұрын

Why does he stay in detective mode constantly I mastered this game in 1 day had to use det. mode very little

@SeekGrace 7 ай бұрын

1:04:06 "Yeaaahh" gets destroyed by a car in mid air, lmao.

@feribra1753 10 жыл бұрын

The part that really fuck me up, is that he knows he really sucks (or no?), then he critizice the game, and he cannot beat 5 easy difficulty guys.

@mariuskarlsen4456 10 жыл бұрын

My God that AR fiasco is such a big facepalm claiming the game doesnt tell him, the game tell you the second you control Batman how to divebomb. Phil is so horrible in combat fighting is painful to watch, its 1 move he use in all fight the punch, no counter, no stun, no dodge and evade. only reason he even learned divebomb was because the game forced him to learn it.