This Is How You DON'T Play Sleeping Dogs

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10 жыл бұрын

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I'm sorry for not getting the comments and putting them in the video. I felt it was a bit tedious trying to find comments pointing Phil's stupidity since there were more positive comments than negative ones. Plus, it was 106 parts long.
No copyright infrigment intended.
Surprisingly, his playthrough was..."ok"...I guess. It still had typical DSP moments, though. Like with my last two, let me know of any mistakes, improvements, the usual stuff :P.
The guy who did the playthrough:
/ @dspgaming
The This Is How You Don't playlist:
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@TatsTopVideos 10 жыл бұрын

I'm half japanese, and i found DSP's commentary incredibly racist. how the hell does anyone stand his LPs. The racist Asian jokes do not stop, with every other scene involving faux-Chinese and mocking Chinese culture. Add to that far too many gay jokes (he made a comment about Wei Shen being a gay gigolo and keeps hammering it in again and again and again and again!). The gameplay of course is not much better - at one point he forgets how to throw enemies, checks the controller layout, and doesn't see that the Right Trigger is throw and whines that he won't be able to throw enemies for the rest of the game. Phil also believes that Chinese and Japanese people are the same, by suggesting that Hentai is from China. Phil said he is allowed to make racist jokes, because the game is not supposed to be taken seriously, because its a Chinese game based off Grand Theft Auto.

@GmodCaboose56 10 жыл бұрын

His blind fanboys.

@TheAverageAnarchist1 10 жыл бұрын

Tats TopVideos damn straight. Thank you for sending me this on skype. This will be spread.

@blessedandsinned5410 10 жыл бұрын

Make his KZfaq get put down biatch!!!!!

@truemalduke6489 10 жыл бұрын

Phil is so fucking racist, its a wonder why the social justice types have left him alone.

@TatsTopVideos 10 жыл бұрын

Ash Nunn yeah i saw that, why doesn't he use the money to i dont know, help his back pain problem, that he always complains about.

@Corrector1 10 жыл бұрын

57:02 "A stupid fucking cop just bumbled into the side of my fucking car!" Goddamn, Phil just LITERALLY blamed someone for walking into his car while he was driving. That's the kind of thing you expect stand up comedians to make jokes about, it's not the kind of thing you expect anybody to actually *do*.

@ArchangelSteve 9 жыл бұрын

You see this playthrough? You see it? This is what happens when you don't have a pork bun!

@jagr06 8 жыл бұрын

+ArchangelSteve pork buns are life :(

@Twice_Baked_Tato 8 жыл бұрын

A man who never eats pork bun is never a whole man and will turn into DSP

@wrench6016 6 жыл бұрын

Steve of the Dead oh no one wants to live his life even for one day!

@impossibsrusamurai 10 жыл бұрын

Oh no…not Sleeping Dogs. This is one of my top favorite games of all time. I loved everything about it. The setting, the combat, the missions and the Hong Kong culture. As a Chinese myself, I thought this game was a true masterpiece. And now…I see Dipshitphil is here to destroy another brilliant work of art. *sigh* I don't even know if I should watch the whole thing. :/

@mickeymouse4879 10 жыл бұрын

DSP tries it :bugged Asian translation mechanics

@Gav8979 10 жыл бұрын

I wish developers would just black list him from playing their games.

@pcgamingmasterrace9649 9 жыл бұрын

I'm 44.44% asian and he offended me about 25% But there's only about 20% of me fat so that makes me feel better because phil is about 90% fat.

@arthenosthefirst8176 9 жыл бұрын

PCGamingMaster Race 98% of the statistics you find on Internet are made up

@jackhazardous4008 7 жыл бұрын

there's too much fat in his brain

@charlie1234500 Жыл бұрын

LING LING LING

@NecroinabaKai 10 жыл бұрын

This is probably the best TIHYDP for show how terrible Phil can be with commentary. The jokes not only are racist and dirty on the whole playthrough, but lazily thought to the level of a 10 year old. Sure that LPs usually improvise the jokes they go with, but they also have standards and don't go with the asian stereotypes for a whole playthrough. Let's also not forget that Phil ends seal-laughing with most of them. And well, the fact he starts laughing out loud EVERY TIME a character says or makes an obscenity. You can get in front of Phil, say "Pee" and he will conclude that's the funniest thing he heard that day and start overjoking arround it with Pee jokes. Sure that LPs often makes dick jokes, but they usually don't extend them or force it on cutscenes and everytime a character shows butt.

@MisgnomerProductions 10 жыл бұрын

I love how he always runs head-on into cars because he's driving on the wrong side of the road. He doesn't even slow down, he just barrels full speed into them every single time.

@jackhazardous4008 7 жыл бұрын

I use the ram function to stop a drift during races and get out of the way of stuff I'm about to hit ^-^

@blaby4ever 9 жыл бұрын

55:50 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS, BEST PART IN THE VIDEO I GOT EMOTIONAL LMAO!!!!!

@BreadAssassin 10 жыл бұрын

DSP Tries it: Racism

@IvanovIvanAKrutoi 9 жыл бұрын

DSP Tries It:Gay Jokes

@suicidalnino 10 жыл бұрын

27:56 - 28:40 He says that the game was made to make fun of Asians. What is he talking about. Yes, the game developers made a game to make fun of Asians. Thats why they put up so much money into making this game and they were so determined to put it out to the market that they had to switch to another publisher. All that trouble not to actually put out a good game, but to make a game simply to make fun of Asians. Phil never seems to here himself when he talks.

@TheUltimateBastich 10 жыл бұрын

4 mins in and I already have a headache

@TheShogunB2K 10 жыл бұрын

You made it farther than me, I got 3:30 in. I just can't comprehend how he finds himself funny. There's 'comedy', and there's just making fun of things maliciously

@TheRaymanFan 10 жыл бұрын

27:15 Wow, that is some *serious* backpedaling there.

@imthinkinwacky2859 8 жыл бұрын

Here's a drinking game for you: Take a shot whenever Phil makes a racist/gay joke. Take a shot whenever Phil fucks up at the game.

@jackhazardous4008 7 жыл бұрын

I'm ten minutes in. please call an ambulance

@DemocratPartyOfHate Жыл бұрын

Sleeping Dogs is a fantastic video game in a really cool setting that I enjoyed visiting in a game and seeing the characters. It's a shame that we probably will never get a second Sleeping Dogs, and also that Phil acted like an absolute clown during his playthrough of it.

@joshhaycock1052 8 жыл бұрын

I'm 0% Asian, and I found DSP's commentary incredibly racist. How the hell does anyone stand his LPs?

@trevorphillips8895 4 жыл бұрын

I found him so arrogant against every culture except his, I’ve noticed this by all his gta LPs when he hated the sound of any song that wasn’t rock. But I can only watch the cut down versions cause I would really hate him cause of constant bitching and complaining at the game when 95% of the time it’s his 100% his fault.

@umpxfajmzann 2 жыл бұрын

Because they are racist too, these people conglomerate together.

@charlie1234500 Жыл бұрын

No one cares about your input from whatever hole you spawned out from. I don't care if you're some Ching Dong Long Fong or whatever and he made you cry. This guy is a lolcow and I'm here to experience his cringe.

@robertperner7196 9 жыл бұрын

As obnoxious as the burps are, they are actually the most intelligent things coming out of his mouth.

@Mental_Health_Matters 7 жыл бұрын

I enjoyed this! I just finished beating the game an hour ago or so and I am glad that you didn't spoil any major story plots. I would have watched it earlier if I knew! :)

@ThePopchamp 10 жыл бұрын

For a guy who has a girlfriend, he sure does make a lot of unfunny gay jokes

@Hellforsa 10 жыл бұрын

i dont think pandalee is a girl, she actually looks like a guy :S

@ThePopchamp 10 жыл бұрын

Robin Hellfors LMAO

@jackhazardous4008 7 жыл бұрын

Vinyl Lover Trap?

@AncientCS 6 жыл бұрын

this has to be one of hist most insane playthroughs. absolutely incredible...

@legionofdoom2009 9 жыл бұрын

1:13:09 Someone should make a video looping this part (where DSP shits on classical music in the most hilariously stupid and embarassing way) for 10 hours.

@TheUltimateBastich 8 жыл бұрын

+legionofdoom2009 you want to depopulate earth, aren't you?

@IvanovIvanAKrutoi 10 жыл бұрын

19:54 Mr.Garrison:Dammit, this is not Japan!

@larskarlsson8512 10 жыл бұрын

Making fun of a language and culture I'd define less as making "jokes", and more as making fun of a language and culture. DSP's going 1950s on our asses.

@ccricers 9 жыл бұрын

Man, this makes his commentary in Dead Space 2 and Mei Ling from MGS look like nothing.

@iplaygunz1 10 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for this one!

@itaintworthit2402 9 жыл бұрын

dsp you have literally impacted my own gameplay.

@wrench6016 7 жыл бұрын

still better than those GTA KZfaqrs out there

@LordKamina2 10 жыл бұрын

I'm starting to think phil is actually gay

@LordKamina2 10 жыл бұрын

qsqua doesn't mean he isn't

@TurbidTG1 9 жыл бұрын

+Luke B. That doesn't mean shit, Rock Hudson and Elton John were both married to women.

@teamhebi13 4 жыл бұрын

6 years later he plays it again and got rekt

@5XEwgf 8 жыл бұрын

3:21 Phil is acting like a 10 year old (not that it surprises me)

@LoneWanderSpark303 9 жыл бұрын

What is with his obsession with same-gender relations?

@bensmith5218 8 жыл бұрын

Cos it's dirty

@jackhazardous4008 7 жыл бұрын

he's projecting. -I don't think I'm using that term right- also he's a lonely pathetic fuck

@DanielKay06 9 жыл бұрын

DSP: "WHAT!? This game is so racist!" - Keeps making racist jokes non stop. EDIT: This is the first "This is how you DON'T play" I really couldn't finish, DSP was acting so obnoxious I seriously had to turn it off. To the one who compiled this, I congratulate you on your superhuman patience, I couldn't have sat through this.

@aguywithopinionsandstuff 8 жыл бұрын

I'm asian and i still found this funny, lmao.

@ThierryRocksTV 7 жыл бұрын

It's more that his jokes are shitty than offensive.

@super.hero.landing 10 жыл бұрын

5:16

@pearljammer364 6 жыл бұрын

37:28

@SouthernR0cker4Life 7 жыл бұрын

Wong's Car Lot is easy. Just use a car and do 180 degree turns to run everyone over. Run over a few, do a 180, run over a few more. Rinse and Repeat.

@flkfnd 3 жыл бұрын

That's how I did it as well.

@madsstaysnoided558 8 жыл бұрын

It's the fact that he won't take responsibility for anything that really gets to me. Nothing is his fault.

@jackhazardous4008 7 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he even knows he can change his outfit, and different outfits give different bonuses

@garrickkthegreat1705 9 жыл бұрын

He is the only one that actually laughs at his "jokes"

@jakeproven256 3 жыл бұрын

I think Phil did see didn't the winners car he just didn't get it deliberately and he used " I can't find it" as an excuse not to drive. I believe this because we all know from GTA and Jak 2 Phil hates driving for some #*$%ing reason!

@Sousabird 9 жыл бұрын

Regrettably, there is nothing close to me for me to bash my head on.

@joethehero2 9 жыл бұрын

See, this is how you do a good asian joke. Supplies!

@jackhazardous4008 7 жыл бұрын

I'm honestly surprised he doesn't bring a gun to a fist fight.

@CyranofromBergerac 9 жыл бұрын

Seriously... I mean I expected the racist bullshit from Phil but the entire time? Don't get me wrong, I say a bunch of racist stuff to my friends of other races and they find it funny. They return the favor, I find it hilarious. But there's a time and a place for it and it ain't all the time and everywhere...

@umpxfajmzann 2 жыл бұрын

Nah you just a little ass jit who would get smacked just like Phil would

@MrRjh63 9 жыл бұрын

I love how he had so much trouble with the fighting in this game. The combat was just like the combat in AC I.E. easy as hell. I was disappointed how shallow the combat was personally

@skullofrebellion6653 10 жыл бұрын

I love you for this haha

@GmodCaboose56 10 жыл бұрын

Thank you.

@UrinatingTree 10 жыл бұрын

One reaction: Cringe.

@mryagami8448 6 жыл бұрын

UrinatingTree well well well...

@johnappleseed6210 5 жыл бұрын

I did not expect to see Tree in this video.

@PuellaSins 9 жыл бұрын

Wow, he thinks all asians are the same...he starts singing a sound about hentai when this isn't even Japan, wtf... And even then, thinking Japan only likes hentai is a stereotype in itself lol Good job DSP.

@bestkill_ 10 жыл бұрын

*Claims he's an equal opportunist joker* *Never once heard him make a joke about white people*

@RustyRick2023 9 жыл бұрын

Considering all the gay jokes he made, I wouldn't be surprised if this dude's most favorite comedy would be 'Deuce Bigalow, European Gigolo.' Great TIHYDP.

@jackhazardous4008 7 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised that anybody took Wei seriously during the story, given how many times he's been beaten to a pulp

@ToweYT 9 жыл бұрын

I'm offensive and I find this Asian.

@catslasha_catz 10 жыл бұрын

KWO is not dead

@boru1982 10 жыл бұрын

haha, this guy is pretty funny. Subbed.

@linkieloos 6 жыл бұрын

I don't know what's worse... His shockingly bad attention span, his blatant racism or his forced seal laugh.

@FlamespeedyAMV 4 жыл бұрын

Now he is replaying it, watch him shill a completely different personality and take on the game.

@Redem10 10 жыл бұрын

Oh DSP playing a game were most characters are not white, let's see how quickly he make some racist comment....less than a minute

@SorcererOfSoup 9 жыл бұрын

***** Can't tell if troll or DSP fan...

@jackhazardous4008 7 жыл бұрын

Philip just mumbles the lyrics in karaoke

@TurbidTG1 9 жыл бұрын

Jesus, this makes his Godfather playthrough look like My Little Pony.

@jackhazardous4008 7 жыл бұрын

Wrong, MLP actually has intelligent writers

@birdsofdestiny6816 4 жыл бұрын

Jack Hazardous are you sure about that

@codyj2662 5 жыл бұрын

27:36 lol

@RoxburghRoxx 10 жыл бұрын

I played this game to completion, not seen a lot of the ways to fuck up that phil has

@dbzmastergal 10 жыл бұрын

I don't understand, does he have some type of gastrointestinal problem? He burps way too much.

@falconofthenight008 10 жыл бұрын

I literally am quitting at 5 min in the amount of stupidity racism and homophobic "jokes" are too much even for me who rarely ever gives a shit when those remarks are towards me

@dadadannn 9 жыл бұрын

pussy

@falconofthenight008 9 жыл бұрын

dadadannn if your implying that just cause i quit once (mind you i came back to endure it and had to stop multiple times because i got pissed) because i couldnt take the amount of backlashing and stereotyping as well as the "jokes" being very offensive even to someone like me who can laugh at that and go "yeah you got me there", i took off because i couldnt handle it and came back to endure it on multiple occasions, this video made me pissed beyond belief, put yourself in my shoes and im going to assume here that your most likely a white male and possibly a Phil supporter, assume he or you were a different race and he constantly bashed your culture and your race for being you, i would think you would be angered as well unless you are a racist as well, im not saying you are one but as an Asian who can laugh at Asian jokes and Asian stereotypes when done correctly, i do not appreciate nor like any of his "jokes" hence why i left the first time, before trying to insult someone for being slightly sensitive about their culture and race being bashed over and over you may want to put yourself in their shoes and understand how they must feel unless you want to be known as a jerk/asshole/racist

@dadadannn 9 жыл бұрын

MrKips wasn't surprised at all actually, I simply told him what he is since he can't handle some fat guy on the internet trying to be funny. Don't give me this culture bullshit either.It's always going to be stereotyped like that, just because this guy complains about it doesnt mean anything is going to be done. It's a fact.

@MrBlackboy21ful 9 жыл бұрын

So you are a gay asian the right? Not trying to start a war.

@falconofthenight008 9 жыл бұрын

dan, youre an idiot and honestly im ok with stereotypes i hear them all the time, but when they are used like and as much as idiot and at times where its not even needed or even sounds remotely right at the time to make a remark like that thats what pissed me off and made me quit at that time, and that "culture bullshit excuse" sorry if i have a culture, im sorry that i actually LIKE being a human, sorry that i will defend and actually care about the people in my culture, oh im sorry if i cant handle a ton of shit being said on my culture and race, you must be as racist and as much of an asshat as DSP if thats how you think also to the other guy no im not gay but im Asian, Hmong to be precise

@Nathan-qg1rs 3 жыл бұрын

44:48 lol

@swishdish720 5 жыл бұрын

13:20 😂😂😂

@KandleGuii 6 жыл бұрын

1:15:45 It’s Brake Not Break

@pokegen2000 9 жыл бұрын

KWO will never die

@birdsofdestiny6816 4 жыл бұрын

Facts

@ViddyOJames 10 жыл бұрын

"classical asian music"

@mrbobmanbob 10 жыл бұрын

DSP tries it: unironic racism

@ericfalcon8432 11 ай бұрын

Sleeping Dog's #1 video game in the World 🌎🌍.

@AdamRJ01 2 жыл бұрын

That was so funny

@sawarunan 10 жыл бұрын

1.5 hours of "in china they say"

@asodimu213 10 жыл бұрын

Wow that was.. painful to watch. Does Phil have any sense of tact at all?

@Yishaiification 7 жыл бұрын

I don't care about racist/sexist jokes they are just harmless words but holy shit his "jokes" make my brain hurt ALOT.

@AzureDragoonGX 9 жыл бұрын

I'm Asian, and I find this.... negligible. Seriously, guys. I'm ethnic Japanese and Vietnamese, who has been infinitely called Chinese. What Phil says is 100 times weaker than whatever I grew up with. Now the brainless gameplay and excessive commentary where there shouldn't is bad, and that is a whole other issue. I'm not saying I won't defend my race when it's right in my face, but why must I be offended by an image and sound on screen?

@retrollennialdungeonz2451 6 жыл бұрын

AzureDragoonGX More power to you. Well done for such a composed response.

@loyaltybeforeroyalty3934 8 жыл бұрын

morgan freeman

@falconofthenight008 10 жыл бұрын

..... Really Phil..... Really? Not even 3 minutes in and already with the Asian remarks....... I'm Asian btw and also no racist stuff isn't amazing when you or anyone like you uses it

@JackChristmas 10 жыл бұрын

You've got to love his insane "This game is set in Asia, therefore it's OK for me to make racist jokes" reasoning.

@StrifeSoul990 10 жыл бұрын

This playthrough perfectly outlines Phil's cultural ignorance and racism. It's sad really.

@Beastking800 10 жыл бұрын

How did you make this cause I wanna make this is how you don't play nba2k14

@LordKamina2 10 жыл бұрын

making these is not for the faint of heart, you will need to whatch all of his videos on that game, his vlogs during the course of the playthrough to see if there's any mention of something happening in the game, and put all the clips into a video, your only relief will be the comments, which brings me to an important point the comments include theme in the videos which will help people make it through the video.

@Beastking800 10 жыл бұрын

What did you use to make the video and oh MAH god to many instructions idk what to do its KZfaq its bugged omg :'(

@brotherbarnaby4464 9 жыл бұрын

46:30 I know its a bit late but- That part would have been perfect if you just put up a picture of DSP. Have you seen his chin?

@odstarmor557 10 жыл бұрын

I can overlook Phil's obnoxious gay, Asian, and down right disgusting jokes but what makes me really hate this guy is that he thinks they are "FUNNY" and does that whatever the hell that noise is, it can't be a laugh no creature alive today can make a sound like that.

@SalvationCode 10 жыл бұрын

I love how there are sarcastic remarks throughout the video labeling Phil's constant profanity and blunt jokes as "classy" and "mature" (again, sharp sarcasm there). But the use of 'DipShitPhil" seems completely justified as a witty, completely mature insult. Criticism for the way he's been acting towards his fanbase and community is well deserved. Nitpicks, that are just as bad in profanity and potty humor as the remarks he himself makes, are not.

@alharthy50 4 жыл бұрын

How can someone be this bad

@snackylie 2 жыл бұрын

5:31 7:18 7:44 9:09 10:30 13:31 42:34 47:25 1:13:20

@Ricktorification 9 жыл бұрын

I love this game so much it really hurt me to see Phil play it. Can a person ACTUALLY be the way he is? He has to be acting...I mean...come on...

@rainedravenn 8 жыл бұрын

I have that game

@jackhazardous4008 7 жыл бұрын

it's free on Xbox right now

@birdsofdestiny6816 4 жыл бұрын

Jack Hazardous what about Nintendo switch

@Lizardpaw09 8 жыл бұрын

what did i just watched ? ;-; my eyes

@birdsofdestiny6816 4 жыл бұрын

You watch sleeping dogs, what did you expect

@NozaJoza 9 жыл бұрын

1:17:47what thats bullshit xD

@BADRANG4EVER 9 жыл бұрын

I really hope that people reported, flagged and sued DSP for racism, gay jokes and pure stupidity

@GoodRoberts 9 жыл бұрын

Keep him away from shenmue 1 & 2

@birdsofdestiny6816 4 жыл бұрын

Bruh he played the trilogy

@EazyB90 9 жыл бұрын

Jeez, and I thought his comments about Mei Ling in the MGS1 playthrough were bad... so nice of him to make a billion gay jokes, too! This might be the most flat-out obnoxious I've ever seen him and I don't throw that around lightly. 14:08 Thanks for pissing all over my favorite song in the game, jackass... and pretty much every other song on the soundtrack too.

@pearljammer364 6 жыл бұрын

BlueRidgeMountainMan What song was that I would try listening to Cantopop.

@EazyB90 4 жыл бұрын

@@pearljammer364 Okay sorry my reply is late as HELL, haha. I don't know the artist, but it's called "Undercover" and it's on the H-Klub station.

@joshpritt2146 11 ай бұрын

1:10:05

@linushyper300 7 жыл бұрын

Hell, I'm not even asian and I get offended.

@xerpenta 10 жыл бұрын

Ahhh... It's so satisfying and catharhic when the game whoops his ass for all that racist and sexist jokes.

@briansmith1288 9 жыл бұрын

Imagine if he plays Yakuza 5 later this year. And I am sure the premise of the game is to be an undercover cop in Hong Kong. Not to just make dumbass racist remarks. As those weren't jokes.

@briansmith1288 9 жыл бұрын

***** Ah. Well, that's a plus. I would be pleasantly surprised if he dropped this behavior.