So, Phil is replaying Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus as of tonight. It’ll certainly be... something. Just as a show of hands, how many of you would be interested in some kind of special comparison TIHYDP for this? With his new ‘interactive’ style the play through is sure to be about as interesting as rotten soya milk but there will probably be some high class stupidity regardless.

"Fat, pathetic, weakling." Very accurate of you, Rajan.

As one of the biggest fans of this series and sly 2 being one of my favourite games of all time... This hurt me... physically... emotionally... and of course mentally...

The dance part was painful

It's funny how Bentley says "inconceivable" right when Phil makes another sex/toilet joke.

It's hilarious how Phil doesn't understand that the bottles are just collectibles and not a crucial part of the missions.

So he insults people's intelligence, but can't beat a game most people beat at the age of ten. Right.

18:35 The guy's name is Rajan, he grew up in Calcutta, he wears Indian clothing, he lives in a place with very obvious Indian architecture in a jungle. Clearly he's Middle Eastern because he wears a turban. Does he know ANYTHING about the world outside of his house?

DSP mocks furries, but then proceeds to make sex jokes about the females in this game. I think it's time to come out of that closet, Phil.

Why the fuck is it that Phil refuses to fight enemies at certain points in a very forgiving, light stealth game like this but for a game like MGS which literally tells you that you should never get caught, always fights entire fucking platoons?

"There's actually a giant pig idiot over there" Phil. You know what they say about glass houses, right?

"I'm a mature adult! I'm not a children's entertainer!" - DSP

52:23 "Inconceivable!" Totally spot on, Bentley.

1:43 My thoughts exactly. 2:30 Off to a good start with an uncalled for sex joke. 3:36 Really? Still attacking Bentley with a shitty impression? 4:01 Oh the sweet SWEET irony. 4:16 Annnnnnnnd racism. 5:47 Ok, that's just painful to watch. 6:13 3 hits with the cane and they're dead, yet he decides to run away? Additional note, he should PRIMARILY be on the roofs, hardly on the ground. 6:53 Sly faces towards his enemies he's fighting, kind of like a targeting system. 7:21 GO TO THE JOB!!!!! (which is something we all need to shout at this guy on a daily basis) 8:02 - 8:11 You can go into the building where the vault is. This game is more forgiving than you think. 8:13 I don't think I really need to explain this one. 8:21 You have to pickpocket. 8:31 I could see the flashlight on this shitty camera you were recording on. You have no excuse. 9:06 Thank you Ellis for beating me to that. :) 10:03 A game about a guy who watches his parents get killed, grows up an orphan, steals precious items from other thieves, and you complain about Dimitri smoking? 10:37 You're supposed to see the key code he puts in to get in through the door. 11:30 "Sell loot", top right. Plus it was told he failed to get the painting back. 12:17 While fighting the guard? COME ON, SERIOUSLY?! 12:35 Stupid that you're not only using the least sneaky character, but you WEREN'T ON THE ROOFTOPS? 12:45 What's tedious about being careful? It's your fault for being reckless, not the game's. 12:53 No material or originality at all. 13:07 Alright, Chris-Chan. 13:13 How old is this guy? Like 5 or some shit? 14:16 I suppose that marker on the door isn't very obvious, is it? 14:38 Well yeah, anyone can be hurt by any type of explosive device. 15:35 - 15:40 So the railing is the guard's face? 16:20 Wow, no sex joke there? Little surprised. 18:26 Annnd sex joke. 19:37 It does explain it, Pause, Controls, voila. 20:31 A normal Sly Cooper player would uppercut and slam him. DSP will jump directly into the light and complain about the game mechanics. 22:06 Not only was that immature, but unoriginal, and not funny. Also, up yours you fuck. 22:10 Well, you got this section. 23:10 Oh me too. 24:10 That was VERY painful to watch. 24:39 About goddamn time. 24:48 Once more, no need to explain how he is messing up this one. 25:22 , 25:24 , 25:25 , 25:32 , 26:04 , 26:07 , 27:24 JUMP YOU FREAKING IDIOT 25:40 What's the plan, Phil? 26:22 You can't go through solid objects you moron. 26:47 More irony. 27:10 You have no one to blame but yourself. 27:26 HOW DO YOU FUNCTION?! 27:47 C-C-C-COMBO FAIL 27:58 There is a thing you can do with your legs and back called BENDING OVER. 28:59 No sex joke. No sex joke. "Take your bra off!" FUCK. YOU. 29:37 It takes a Demolitionist and good math skills. 30:00 I'm expecting horrible sex jokes again. "Penis" I hate being right. 31:45 Thank christ that's over. 31:45 Only you would laugh at your stupid "jokes." 33:05 To Phil, apparently 3 is the equivalent of a thousand. 35:13 Well metalsanke27, we are in for a helluva time. 36:19 #1 Sprinting past guards draws attention. #2 There are MULTIPLE pools to go to, yet you're trying to run to the end. 37:08 There's a certain move you can do where you do an uppercut and slam. Try that at SOME point before you finish the game. 38:16 FubyHD, if you read this I goddamn love you. 38:28 You can still go back into the room. -.- 39:13 So to Phil, if 2=10, 3=1000, what does 1 equal? 41:55 NOW HE LEARNS 43:27 Run while you can, Neyla, before Phil makes another awful sex joke. 43:48 You are such a fucking child. 44:54 Other than walk ANY direction except towards the snake? 45:37 Is Rajan talking about Murray or Phil? 46:14 Rajan must really hate Phil. 48:05 Or you just are REALLY awful at games. 48:48 Rajan just turns to Phil like: "This must be embarrassing for you." 50:01 Don't say it. "I'd like to have sex with her. :D" Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooooooooooooooou. 51:56 "The fat one, what's his name?" Phil. "Murray." Oh, that fat guy. 52:17 I'm not even surprised anymore. 54:44 Learn some manners you fat pig. 55:14 Honestly, what did you EXPECT to happen with the flashlight guards? 56:19 When Phil gets an idea, his brain power goes towards trying to remember his plan, rather than trying to execute it. You can tell by the way he struggles to get up the pipe. 58:02 You either slide on those lines, or you walk on them. Clearly you were sliding. 1:04:25 Because "long toss" already explains what it means all on its own. 1:06:44 The game is punishing you for your awful jokes. 1:07:21 *facedesk* 1:07:25 You can't control yourself, can you? Honestly, that's pathetic. 1:07:44 I. Hate. You. Welp. One more volume. See you there.

9:13 "The game doesn't tell me how to do that!" A few months ago... "...and I was prescribed glasses which I'll never use again."

"I can be good at video games if I want to!" Sure Phill. You just keep telling yourself that.

phil comes from a universe where everything went wrong, he escaped on accident.

22:25 Hm, that's a nice bit of foreshadowing I hadn't noticed before. The way Neyla side-eyes Sly on several occasions - most notably at the beginning - throughout their dancing from time to time, I mean. Never paid attention to it but it's something interesting, I guess. That is, if you could pay attention to it with the HURR FURRIES HURR SEX HURR SINGING", anyway.

Damn im such a failure at an easy game for kids dude.

What amazes me the most about his quite literally shitty humour is how much he cracks himself up. Like, he legitimately believes his jokes are hilarious....

"there was nothing i could do about the noise!!" you coulda took a nap and then stayed up to play at night....but that would have made sense and been logical.....

Holy crap, I got quoted in a TIHYDP! Thanks +EllisNet ! Now I'm all flattered and embarrassed and wish I used better grammar... Sill, great to be a part of it!

This feels like watching a documentary of a man child, minus that documentary being a compilation video

"They're doing roofing on my condo and didn't tell me" Knowing Phil, there's been a notice on his building's community board for the past week

"He can hurt himself? What an asshole." "He's Middle Eastern, he's wearing a turban."

23:27 "That fellow is very graceful" - O RLY??? I'm fucking DED. XD

40:00 the condo probably did notify him.....he probably just forgot

Condo association never notified me, nothing i could do

Ack Ack Ack,How did Phil ever get a laugh like that.

17:52 I think I had the same reaction as Phil when I first heard Dimitri say the "show your bling" stuff. Until now, I'm wondering what it means. XD

Man I played this game when I was 8 and I had less trouble with it than he did

I facepalmed so hard that my face now hurts. I'm serious.

46:15 Rajan talks directly to Phil, he even points right at him.

I'm surprised he even managed to perform the dance sequences correctly XD

I would be surprised if Phil has so much trouble playing a PC Reader Rabbit/School House of Rock

Bugged roofing mechanics?

The fact that phil is like older than i am now while doing his first playthrough of this and i played this game when i was 9 and i figured half the shit that took phil 10 minutes to figure out within a minute WHEN I WAS 9 SAYS A LOT

I feel so dead inside. How is playthrough even real? How can you not press all the buttons and figure shit out? How do not get the bottles? Why the fuck do you even need to look up the vault? HOW CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND VALUABLES? Better question, he does pickpocket, right? He is ignoring a lot of money...

"The game never explains" is the dumbest excuse that Phil uses apart from "bugged X mechanics". He can't possibly experiment with the buttons to figure out how to equip abilities? The game HAS to inform him of this?

I'm pretty sure Helen Keller could play better than Phil.

Like Phil I'm not good at video games. Unlike him I accept it and decide to have fun on easy mode instead of blaming the programming

I admit, some of his dirty jokes especially the first one got a laugh outta me.

14:45 Their Bombs, their 'SUPPOSE' to hurt.

>Gets upset for someone playing 1 thousand games >Brags about being a competitive SF4(He sucked tho) player who if he was really was competitive would of played well over 1 thousand games.

You got the knockout dive move! damned if I know how to use it... LMFAO

Started playing the Sly trilogy for the first time last week. How can one person twice my age be this bad at both this kids' game and being funny?

I'm amazed that Phil did so well in the job at 42:45, I had trouble completing that job. I got caught and died on the lasers and spotlights multiple times while in the barrel. I also got caught at the gears you're supposed to destroy to shut down the operation and died and had to restart the job again. I also thought that the job was completed when I went into that green laser door unlocked by the access panel because it saved after I opened the door.

Playing a stealth game? Just go sprinting past the enemies and complain when they obviously hit you.

Gotta hand it to DSP, I never bothered to collect all the bottles. then again I was NINE when I got this game!

Awesome vid. I take pride in having never legitimately watched a DSP video so he's never earned a cent from me. Just wondering, anybody know the song at 0:45?

God Phil’s playthroughs of these games hurt my soul, as the Sly Cooper series was my fucking childhood =(

I muted at the 'furry dance' bit because it just made me so pissed off.

I had to take a break after that dance bit. I just...I couldn't.... the cringe...too much..

14:30 IT WAS RIGHT THERE IN PLAIN SIGHT!!!

I play this on PS Vita and he makes the console version look hard. I might buy a ps2 and reacquire my addiction

If gently says you can't see up by the watertower and that u should move closer,phil please,LISTEN TO THE BRAINY NERD!!!!!

Q: "Why is the game trolling me" A: Because you make it to easy

Man, I'm so glad I found this.

I swear Phil needs an antacid.

It pains me to say this, but you actually CAN jump with the ruby! Its an upgrade, but its a good one

5:37 im unsure if hes saying “aha” due to noticing the very obvious path or cause bently said L3 was clicking the left thumbstick...

I figured your toilet counter was going to break a la Nostalgia Critic's WaaWaa machine during the dance scenes.

So... Game allows you to essencially one shot guards but hitting them a certain way from behind Buuuuuuuut Its somehow easier to...run a5 them and try (fail useually) to combo them Sly has a cane for a reason dude... Its one of his cooler accesories

Love him or hate him this dude is pretty hilarious

Didn't like the way you implemented comments on the video, but I dont really mind either way. Great job!

37:00 This part actually had me dying with laughter

Some sounds in sly cooper 2 remind me of donkey kong country

2:54 That's you Phil. 😂

God phil just chill about the bottle vault for once in your life.

Can't believe he thought it's alright to film his TV with his phone/camera or whatever. It makes watching the gameplay a real pain cause it looks so shit. I hope Phil at least had a reasonable excuse for this.

Bugged condo association

Am I tripping or did that combo go good with the rhythm at 1:12

Ok whoever said he has the brains of a 5 year old I feel insulted. Because I was doing this when I was 5.

The audio and video are so bad here. It's like he is literally recording directly from his TV. Like he set up a tripod in front of a TV and that is how he records.

I find it ironic that the guy who's known for the fighting style of repetitive Button Mashing seems to struggle with Boss Fights who's win Condition is literally just Button Mashing

"What i didn't want to do this this is stupid"

7:39 broken mission mechanics

28:34 rip bentley 2002/2013

lets just take a moment to realize that phil said "he couldnt get it up" well damn.

I wonder if I should watch his lp. Not that I didn't enjoy your vid but if I want to see this man fail, i want to see ALL of it.

I don't even know where to begin.

The best part was when he laughed at his own joke that one time. Oh, wait...

Two seconds into the gameplay and DownSyndromePhil is already pissing me off...

Also Phil is making Sly HYPER THIEF GOD Cooper look like an idiot. Why Phil why for the love of god WHY?!?!?!?!?

I laughed all the way through this.

50:29 DarkSydeJoker

Phil's reaction at 28:35 was pretty funny

I like his toilet jokes! Someone make a whole video about them

I feel like that should've used that Hermione clip about 400 more times

I wonder what would happen if the Sly Cooper Games were rated T for Teen. Like have Sly, Bentley, Murray and Carmelita swear, drink and sometimes have sex. I mean this game already has alcohol, smoking and death, so why not take it a step further with cursing. Hell, both Carmelita and Neyla are sexualized anyway.

I thought this game would be spared from the shitstain that is Phil’s complaining. The game is easy, enjoyable, has lots of variety and a decent length, everything that pigroach would want out of a game…

whats the song called when he trying to get on the watertower with bentley

In episode 1 the water tower i also sometime have problems to throw Bentley in ther

I guess Phil doesn't know what the R1 button is.

Great intro

I love this game

Press 1. Bugged walking mechanics.

even though DSP can be an idiot at gaming, I think it's a good thing because him not knowing the simplest things and his weird humor,it makes me laugh so much XD

What did you say!? 26:48-49 The reaction of the guard.

BTW at 50:09 I loved that cutscene my favorite one in sly 2 Bentley: but first I had to learn how to drive a stick shift.