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This is how you DON'T play Sonic Generations
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So DarkSydePhil is an idiot and I decided to make a montage of him sucking at a game.
Various crediting and other links.
Inspiration for said video: LordanMasterHaruhi's - A moron tries to play Sonic Generations - • A moron tries to play ...
PokecapnLP credits - • Let's Play Sonic Gener... - Actually used, hopefully he wont get mad at me for using a part of his LP to example DSP's stupidity
I was going to include video examples of the HellfireComms version of this LP here - • Sonic Generations HD but I chose not too.
I hear Tatsudoshi has a good playthrough of this game as well.
DSP's youtube channel: / dspgaming
His Twitter / theycallmedsp
-DSP's Mental Issue?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmTjW...
-This is how you DON'T play Demon Souls
www.youtube.com/watch?v=suV2wJ...
-DSP Tries It:Rage Quit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijuMkK...
-DSP Tries It: Censoring His Own Content And Getting Double Perfected (again)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSVlEw...
-Trolling the trash that is DSP
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbs2V0...
-This is how you DON'T play Street Fighter
• Video
-This is how you DON'T play Splinter Cell: Blacklist
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-2VBi...
-This is how you DON'T play MGS2:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZfxcL...
-This is how you DON'T play MGS3:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSH39a...
-This is how you DON'T play MGS1:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1ziXM...
-This is how you DON'T play Dark Souls:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dHz4n...
-This is how you DON'T play The Witcher 2:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKUXZl...
This is how you DON'T play Castlevania:Lords of Shadow -
• This is how you DON'T ...
This is how you DON'T play Motorstorm Apocalypse
• This is how you DON'T ...
This is how you DON'T play XCOM: Enemy Unknown
• This is how you DON'T ...
He also has an Encyclopedia Dramatica page - encyclopediadramatica.se/Dark...
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@Atlink 10 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ. Does DSP realize he's not funny when he's singing? Or talking? Or being alive?
@TheRealTact 25 күн бұрын
Brutal 😂
@TherrusD 10 жыл бұрын
"Oh cmon I didn't know what I was doing"...pretty much sums up him playing videogames.
@MichaelLeroi 10 жыл бұрын
Ran into the first enemy of the game....couldn't bring myself to watch any more
@Thedragonlover95 6 жыл бұрын
Wow,,,still old Phil...
@therealblackcerberus2371 10 жыл бұрын
One of the easier games in a series known for being relatively easy and he still manages to fuck up.
@EmpyreanRagnarok 10 жыл бұрын
This raises the question: How godawful do you need to be to score under a B rank in this game?
@codykyser8500 10 жыл бұрын
ChaoticDarkShadow trying to get all a ranks in sa2 is hard as fuck
@solarstrike33 7 жыл бұрын
Or play the PC version with a slow rig like me.
@benja-tp1sp 2 жыл бұрын
*cough* *cough* Unleashed S rank *cough* *cough*
@randomfox12245 10 жыл бұрын
STOP SINGING STOP RUINING SONIC MUSIC, It's the one thing about the entire franchise that has remained consistently good!
@Intothevoid-NIB 8 жыл бұрын
He actually can sing pretty well when there's actual lyrics. When he adds his own lyrics that's when he needs to stop.
@IkeOkerekeNews 7 жыл бұрын
randomfox Wrong.
@modernnerd5592 3 жыл бұрын
*i ‘ m f u c k i n g s o n i c*
@mooganify 3 ай бұрын
sonic chronicles music moment
@TheRealTact 25 күн бұрын
Frontiers music was mid
@NevadaTanDisco 10 жыл бұрын
"sweet we're going to have a cool Sonic medley of some songs like they always do, lets listen" (proceeds to ruin it with stupid singing & clapping)..
@NozaJoza 9 жыл бұрын
1:37 imagine if he said it it his daughter Lol
@askell5049 9 жыл бұрын
No, really though, is recording this with a camera pointed at the TV? If so, How the fuck is he partnered with Machinima?
@HiroKonobu 9 жыл бұрын
Lot's and lot's of gullible sheep, that's all I'm going to say.
@BritishTeaFGC 9 жыл бұрын
That's... a really good question. There are much better channels out there and he managed to get partnered. What kinda black magic did he use?
@BritishTeaFGC 9 жыл бұрын
***** From what I heard, it's almost like he plays games... to have fun. LOL, that always makes me laugh. It's so bullshit.
@solarstrike33 7 жыл бұрын
He's adopted direct capture now...
@BenitoCamelasCuevas 6 жыл бұрын
he plays for the money now.
@GJYYNGII 5 жыл бұрын
Why would he be expecting Jaleel White to voice Sonic in this game? This isn't the 90s, you know.
@SuperCamelFunTime 8 жыл бұрын
Dude's like a vile, burping, abandoned trained seal with ADHD.
@missdarkness9055 9 жыл бұрын
"Don't fall behind if you want to keep from falling off the road!" *stops to spin dash* ... ... ... He's...not this stupid right? He can't be. No one is that stupid that they don't put 'falling platform' and 'need to keep running' together. Please, this is an act to get more views. It has to be.
@superjchamma 10 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: This is how you DON'T commentate on a video game
@Genis94 10 жыл бұрын
"I don't need your help!" Immediately gets hit by a badnik.
@lauridsen1381 4 жыл бұрын
*looks at Amy* "Look at those luscious hedgehog lips" Is he actually a furry?
@theokkali467 Жыл бұрын
Hopefully no, as it would be an insult to every single furry ever.
@arcengal 10 жыл бұрын
The police just called by, they heard someone was murdering Open Your Heart.
@solarstrike33 7 жыл бұрын
Turns out he got convicted for "Escape for the City" and his rape of it.
@thecooljazz 10 жыл бұрын
I went into this video saying "Oh how bad can this be? I mean it's Sonic Generations, the game that S-Ranks you for the longest time ever." I came out saying "Why."
@PKWhopper 10 жыл бұрын
I take it he hasn't played a Sonic game since the 90's? *Facepalm*
@NerfedFalcon 10 жыл бұрын
Spot the guy who's never played Sonic Adventure 2.
@NozaJoza 9 жыл бұрын
"Trust your feelings got to live and learn!" (phil dies exactly after) so much for him living and learning
@Antipyroleo 10 жыл бұрын
Out of morbid curiousity, I just had to watch this to figure out how Phil could possibly screw up in a game that plays itself.
@Stoplookingathatistolethis 2 жыл бұрын
Morb
@mechanwhal6590 5 ай бұрын
@@StoplookingathatistolethisMorb
@Zathroe 10 жыл бұрын
It's a good thing he laughs at his own jokes, because no one else does.
@LicensedGuitarist2000 8 жыл бұрын
"sonic doesn't like her in this one" me: facepalm!
@supersonicward15 8 жыл бұрын
+rockin lobster me: Same *Facepalm*
@kecukritiques2943 8 жыл бұрын
It's genuinely painful watching this. Is this seriously the visual quality of the original upload?
@HiroKonobu 8 жыл бұрын
Yep it is.
@kecukritiques2943 8 жыл бұрын
***** Wow. Just wow. How the hell Machinima took this guy seriously just baffles me.
@Oldschool1943 7 жыл бұрын
Kecu him and pandalee im still wondering if machinima did it as a joke
@Keisok 10 жыл бұрын
1:11:27 - 1:11:33: "I was about to press A, but a homing fucking fireball hits me" Allow me to translate what Phil should've said instead. You know, if he wasn't such a pride filled manchild: "I'm too fucking slow, so a fireball hit me."
@THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS 11 жыл бұрын
This was back when i actually had a sense of humor and my rage was more realistic.
@DarkRose219 8 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ, this is just so painful to watch. I would honestly rather watch all of Game Grumps Sonic playthroughs then watch DarkSydePhil play this game. Not even Game Grumps Sonic Adventure playthrough put me in this much pain, I would actually prefer going back and finish watching their Knuckles Campaign and watch Amy's and Gamma's as well. How does this man have fans? He reminds me of some of the boys I go to high school with. Jesus.
@solarstrike33 7 жыл бұрын
This guy makes modern Arin look like Arin in his prime
@Technature7567 9 жыл бұрын
Attempts to use boost to reach launcher rings. Doesn't aim, drowns to death. Attempts 4 more times with predictable results. "This game's broken". Also, haven't played a game since SA2. Can't recognize the truck or GUN. Can recognize Blaze instantly.
@Voltackle86 10 жыл бұрын
This proves my theory that the people who dislike modern Sonic only hate it because they suck like this guy. Then again he sucks at playing the 2D sections as well lol.
@KingDDDuke 3 жыл бұрын
This image & audio quality is horrendous. You know this is gonna be a good tihydp lol.
@HabitualConsolation 10 жыл бұрын
Apparently every game in existence is too "bugged out"
@Slashthehedgehog1443 8 жыл бұрын
3 minutes to complete Green Hill...I'm actually disgusted...
@UltimateShadow10 8 жыл бұрын
I still can't understand how someone could be so terrible at the easiest Sonic game ever.
@Intothevoid-NIB 8 жыл бұрын
It's only the easiest because Sonic Adventure controls like shit and for some reason lets you clip into anything without even trying
@UltimateShadow10 8 жыл бұрын
Viewtiful Z Only issue I had with Sonic Adventure was that stupid jungle part where you had to find the two statues.
@Intothevoid-NIB 8 жыл бұрын
"I had no problems with it. Therefore no one had problems with it"
@legionofdoom2009 8 жыл бұрын
When DSP is trying to be all happy and singing, he's more annoying than scraping the bottom of a plastic container with a spoon. Tho as soon as he starts having trouble with this game, he changes his tune very quickly. LOL
@FlamingGnats 3 жыл бұрын
Can't handle the singing. He's such a child.
@Ironicallyskitz 7 жыл бұрын
Take a shot every time he blames user error on the game. See how long it takes until you die from alcohol poisoning.
@sligen 9 жыл бұрын
"Game is so buggy" boost in the air where he can't control Sonic and he shouldnt do it.
@FOG2006 10 жыл бұрын
DarkSydePhill is becoming the scapegoat of the internet. lol Am I defending him? Hells no! I'm just impressed that I only see this "How don't play" videos featuring his gameplays.
@miguelcondadoolivar5149 4 жыл бұрын
There are some with Game Grumps gameplay.
@joshshrum2764 3 жыл бұрын
@@miguelcondadoolivar5149 They really aren’t that bad if I’m going to be honest, especially when Jontron, was still on there since he’s really good at video games, but Arin, and Dan, are definitely better then Phil.
@eduardoalfaro9114 4 жыл бұрын
Did he just describe a 12 year old hedgehogs lips as luscious
@hitagisenjougahara3515 9 жыл бұрын
By far one of his most annoying let's play yet.
@CrashTise 8 ай бұрын
Only DSP could struggle so much at an easy final boss in a kids game where you're constantly being told what to do. I figured that shit out on my 2nd attempt when I was 11.
@Zvantastika 10 жыл бұрын
Watching Sonichu dance in the beginning of the video doesn't inspire much confidence on the rest of the video :c
@RubyRaggy 10 жыл бұрын
I think dsp's reflexes are bugged.
@MSF_Soldier_Alligator 10 жыл бұрын
So this is like one of those obnoxious people that sit next to you at the movie theater. Singing along to music, cracking awful jokes, burping constantly, going "what's that? Where is he? What happened?" and taking up your armrest with all the drinks and snacks he bought.
@SionAllona 11 жыл бұрын
I can't finish this. DSP's singing is killing me.
@jaytd9393 9 жыл бұрын
1:47:44 - He's saying that like he just figured out the why this game exists....
@StrangeAxel 10 жыл бұрын
I always loved in his videos how he'll start off all happy and super excited. Then halfway through he'll start flippin' tables and shit and saying the whole game is fucking stupid.
@HyperKunoichi 10 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the final boss WAS kinda terrible, so that one actually wasn't his fault. The rest of this, though...yeah, that was painful to watch...
@xeo4295 Жыл бұрын
Came back to see if the singing being unbearable was my age or if it was as bad as I remember.... It's as bad as I remember, I can't finish this video.
@JackHolleworth 4 жыл бұрын
I would say that Sonic Forces would be more up Phil’s alley if he‘s finding Generations too hard whilst blaming everything but himself, but there’s just no hope for him when it comes to platformers and video games in general.
@MR1mbuster 10 жыл бұрын
8:08 reminds me of Phil when he's older minus the flute.
@supersonicward15 10 жыл бұрын
He wasted 2 hours of my time.Thank you man,now he must pay>(
@Ocelot35 10 ай бұрын
DSP is the man. Gets everyone talking.
@Sammy123810 10 жыл бұрын
how do you spend 14 minutes on planet wisp
@IMZorkTheDork 10 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure Live and Learn isn't Sonics theme.
@jiikuncorner 10 жыл бұрын
I had no idea there were ranks lower than S in this easy ass game. Jesus Christ, Phil.
@doge4243 11 жыл бұрын
My ears are seriously hurting hearing his commentary. Thanks for doing this Patchy.
@LiveLongAndProsperHonestly 3 жыл бұрын
Didn't make it past minute and two seconds. I just realized he would be fucking singing annoyingly pretty much the entire playthrough and I just...don't want to hear it. So fuck it.
@SabzBerries 3 жыл бұрын
Bugged Speed Mechanics DSP: Nothing I could do.
@MasterEm243 10 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed this video, but I do miss the comments section that bleeds into the videos normally. It really adds to the experience..
@AnotherStatsGuy 9 жыл бұрын
So my video crashed after only 80 seconds. But those 80 seconds were all I needed. NTom64 was completely and totally right about this guy. Watching him play gives me a headache. I play Generations better on the PC with a keyboard! (I've got every Red Ring, completed all 90 side missions, and S or A-Ranked every Main stage,Boss, and Rival Fight except Modern Crisis City and Hard Mode for the Egg Dragoon.)
@TheVargink 9 жыл бұрын
That mmm he does, just makes me feel super uncomfortable
@conejopestilente 10 жыл бұрын
WHOA! wait! was that Sonichu!?
@samrayiii 10 жыл бұрын
is there a game he doesn't accuse of having faulty controls lol
@insertrandomurlhere 10 жыл бұрын
He should play a turn-based JRPG. Preferably Persona 3, so that we can see him get hit by an attack that does 9999 damage over and over on a certain secret boss. Let's see who he'll blame then :P
@codexx7756 10 жыл бұрын
"The game didn't tell me! It should warn me and give me something that makes it trivial!"
@insertrandomurlhere 10 жыл бұрын
More like "NINETY NINE-FUCKING- THOUSAND!? I'm level 99 I have 999 HP and SP I'm God-* Blah blah blah*"
@DonnyKirkMusic 11 жыл бұрын
its funny because all he did was hold right and jump every so often and he still got fucked because sega finally realized that sonic isn't all about going fast
@miyukihikawa18 Жыл бұрын
2:08:10 2:09:55 This mf did not just insult Sonic Heroes and Sonic Unleashed. 💀
@Starnana 8 жыл бұрын
This is DSP at his worst.
@audreysamuelson 8 жыл бұрын
+Starnana Guy This is easily one of his worst LPs. He clearly has nothing to say for the bulk of the game, so he just resorts to making noises and singing vulgar songs.
@solarstrike33 7 жыл бұрын
Wait until you see his P3 and P4 playthroughs...
@DonutJulio 10 жыл бұрын
how could he not beat the first level in under 3 minutes, i suck at 2d sonic and I still got S rank first time round
@jbap7777 10 жыл бұрын
136:36 WTF what happened?
@birdsofdestiny6816 4 жыл бұрын
1:36:36
@Petman1325 9 жыл бұрын
Jeez, even at Speed Highway, he doesn't know you can use LB and RB to snap between lanes.
@klunsgod 9 жыл бұрын
I haven't even watched this video and looked at the comments and saw your comment, What kind of dumb F̡̜͉͈̦̅̏̅̈́̏͊̀͞Ú̶̡̡͍͔͚͉̱͈͙͔͈̉͗ͨͯͫ͡C̢̡̘̬̺̱͉̥̝͓̪̭̩̗̟̜͚̿́̿ͯ̒͋͛ͤ̿͢K̡̩̮͍͍̮̝͕̣̖͙̮̹̭̗̮͈̩̆ͭ̿ͯͫ is DSP?
@HiroKonobu 9 жыл бұрын
klunsgod A "former pro fighting game player" who can't play videogames at all, has terrible commentary, and is just a terrible person altogether.
@klunsgod 9 жыл бұрын
***** I have been talking to the comment and he said he won't do it again.
@Intothevoid-NIB 8 жыл бұрын
"One of the best gamers in the country" Doesn't press every button
@HiroKonobu 11 жыл бұрын
It's the best I can do with a recording that was done through a camcorder, and this is probably my fault for saving the video twice, mostly due to the fact I wanted to make sure I wouldn't delete the video.
@PhantomDewan 10 жыл бұрын
So here I am thinking: How does one possibly ruin Sonic Generations? And then he starts singing. That cringe-worthy singing. Among his usual act, of course.
@ali_moghimi 7 жыл бұрын
man i searched sonic speed runs and this came up wth
@mooganify 3 ай бұрын
You know youre in for a good time when theres an hour left and only Planet Wisp to go lol
@spacepuppy720 10 жыл бұрын
i was waiting for this one
@Rusheman13 3 жыл бұрын
Ironic that he complains about seaside hill, one the best and most well thought out modern sonic stages every created
@jwalz3577 7 жыл бұрын
3:13 I have NEVER seen someone take 3 minutes and 36 seconds in Green Hill Zone
@RomanticViper 4 жыл бұрын
@0:58 is actually fucking hilarious.
@HiroKonobu 11 жыл бұрын
A force of recent habit, before I made the video I had them disabled because I got tired of random dislikes without feedback, I should probably enable them for this video shouldn't I?
@VGPTComm 10 жыл бұрын
I have never seen the Game Over screen on this game before. :O
@birdsofdestiny6816 4 жыл бұрын
0:59 This is so funny
@nosebreaker1 10 жыл бұрын
"Boss we stole from a shitty game we made last year" - but the giant egg-bot was from the second Sonic game ever... Jesus, and I thought I got autistic over Sonic games.
@UltimateShadow10 5 жыл бұрын
HOW DO YOU GET A GAMEOVER IN THIS GAME!!? It's not even fucking possible!!
@DaBoXBabY 10 жыл бұрын
Before I even watch the video.....how if the mother fuck do you fail at sonic?....SONIC?!?!?!?
@randomfox12245 10 жыл бұрын
LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!
@superrayquasa 10 жыл бұрын
well, apparently this is how
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi 10 жыл бұрын
Samson B This guy (DSP) makes Gligar13Vids look like a legit player.
@permexOQ 10 жыл бұрын
Not to mention: how the hell do you RAGE at a Sonic game? It's the most stress-free game franchise out there...
@RNGHater 9 жыл бұрын
Oscar Quinones Playing SA1 to 100% and having to spend time with either the Chao Garden or Big The Cat missions. Also, mission 53 (the infamous triple jump on the snowboard section).
@HiroKonobu 10 жыл бұрын
This is true, I blame my limited skills in adding in that stuff, also the fact I just downloaded the playlists, and never watched the videos from it's source.
@GmodCaboose56 11 жыл бұрын
This needs more views.
@DevilSenpai 11 жыл бұрын
Well done, quality could be up to at least 360p, but that doesn't really matter when it's an off cam gameplay vid anyway.
@thecatattheend2250 4 жыл бұрын
I can't watch this. The singing, 'commentary,' and gameplay are all just atrocious. This Is How You Don't Live starring Dave. (That's not a death threat or anything, I just mean it as a reference by "How NOT to live your life"
@jackgoodwin125 2 жыл бұрын
Sonic generations is a great game
@DKCGaming339 8 ай бұрын
Oh my god, his singing is so bad. Him singing the Green Hill Zone song drove me bananas.
@HiroKonobu 10 жыл бұрын
So...how do you like being brainwashed by DSP.
@objectionablechione 10 жыл бұрын
I know, right? You have to play real shitty to not get an S rank in this game. I would know, as I had some pretty shitty moments myself where I managed to get an A ;_;
@poddopetals 6 жыл бұрын
Gave up at 6:08 omg
@jaytd9393 9 жыл бұрын
I didn't know the ceiling in Planet Wisp could move...
@schmity007 10 жыл бұрын
He can't be serious.
@propaynegaming7743 9 жыл бұрын
When I played this game on Steam with an xbox 360 controller, I was easily able to get B's and A's on practically each stage. God this guy sucks.
@FKDart 9 жыл бұрын
If you don't die and finish with a decent time you get S
@HiroKonobu 11 жыл бұрын
Better hope the Russians don't find him first then.
@jackgoodwin125 2 жыл бұрын
Burp stay classy phill
@thecman235 Жыл бұрын
the constant singing is violating my ear drums
@beverlyhillskojima1596 9 жыл бұрын
I see that DSP's famous, "WoOOAAHHhh" is present in this playthrough, as well. For fuck's sake, I thought I heard enough of it while making a TIHYDP on Spider-Man Shattered Dimensions. Anyway, great TIHYDP. Can I expect to see more?
@HiroKonobu 9 жыл бұрын
Eventually, I've been busy with work.
@solarstrike33 7 жыл бұрын
They're everywhere.
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