This Is How You DON'T Play Super Mario Sunshine (Part 1)

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DIABLOGriffin

DIABLOGriffin

Күн бұрын

Sadly, this game just wasn't safe from Dark's greedy and greasy hands. I'd say this is his worst Mario playthrough by far.

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@kinlopunim
@kinlopunim 6 жыл бұрын
jesus christ, this is after he played odyssey and he is learning the controls like its the first mario ever. "oh my god, he can dive! look at that!"
@donovanmahan2901
@donovanmahan2901 5 жыл бұрын
Did he seriously never learn how to dive jump in Odyssey. That's like 2/3 of Mario's movement capability gone
@1un4cy
@1un4cy 6 жыл бұрын
_presses jump on the edge after falling off_ "Dude it dropped my input!"
@girnblanston4610
@girnblanston4610 6 жыл бұрын
"You can double jump and triple jump like Mario 64." Immediately forgets this and spin jumps everywhere.
@dermaskiertemuchacho6139
@dermaskiertemuchacho6139 6 жыл бұрын
DSP Sunshine : Well, that wasn't my fault - Edition Another game that mysteriously drops his inputs. Who would have thought
@TheCgamer93
@TheCgamer93 6 жыл бұрын
Der Maskierte Muchacho Not to mention that the physics are bugged *trollface*
@mitchie2267
@mitchie2267 6 жыл бұрын
I love the TOO BAD music, it's so fucking trollish lol!
@lawrenceibbetson9578
@lawrenceibbetson9578 6 жыл бұрын
“It was too small?! Oh my God!” I’m sure he’s used to hearing that. 😏
@MikeJr9284
@MikeJr9284 6 жыл бұрын
Phil finally did the Super Mario Sunshine playthrough and it sucks, just like the other playthroughs Phil’s fans pay to watch.
@tsukinoakuma
@tsukinoakuma 6 жыл бұрын
The Engie That Cried Nope At least he finished it. ... Right?
@Blackiecomics
@Blackiecomics 6 жыл бұрын
"Fans"
@UltraBomber64
@UltraBomber64 6 жыл бұрын
Phil thinks Mario Sunshine is "cryptic"??? We were able to beat this game back when we were children! And without constantly relying on a stream chat to hold our hand throughout! Jesus he's beyond pathetic.
@LicensedGuitarist2000
@LicensedGuitarist2000 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, when it comes to finding all those damn blue coins, that's a different story.
@massivemansbiggestplan
@massivemansbiggestplan 6 жыл бұрын
"they put a boat right in front of me" they They uh What That boat was there that whole time That's like running into a wall with your head down and blaming the architect for your broken neck. Please reconsider your life choices
@CaptainCanuck1975
@CaptainCanuck1975 6 жыл бұрын
Nothing like sex jokes to spruce up a playthrough of a children's game.
@Explosivenothingness
@Explosivenothingness 6 жыл бұрын
Captain Canuck children's game my ass. I'm 28 and I love this game
@MachiriReviews
@MachiriReviews 4 жыл бұрын
*Phil swerves into oncoming traffic* "Woow stupid steering wheel didn't turn the car the direction I wanted dood. That was not my fault."
@SMEARGLEX75
@SMEARGLEX75 3 жыл бұрын
Wow Dude Ack.
@franciscoswagoo4695
@franciscoswagoo4695 6 жыл бұрын
1:44:16 >There's a column of light going into the sky >From a sun shaped platform >Surrounded by Piantas staring at the sun >While D.E.B.S reports about looking at the sun "OOHH Thanks for telling me to look up, I never would have figured that out"
@gemmerchant6029
@gemmerchant6029 6 жыл бұрын
"it's a wired controller and it dropped the input" oh phillip.
@edward18517
@edward18517 6 жыл бұрын
DSP Sunshine: 23:52 Why the fuck does he care so much about that damn one-up at the end?! He already makes the first fucking special stage look like something out of Super Meat Boy with the shit he pulls, but he keeps trying to commit suicide to get ONE one-up! Why?! How the fuck do you not realize that you have to go onto the sand-bird's side when it turns? How does he not realize that the “signs” pointing you where to go in the levels do not change for each “mission”? “This game is so cryptic”. Fucking really? 1:06:33 “It really does feel like the successor to Odyssey.” ...has he never played a fucking 3D Mario game before? This is just like every other one out there. It's obviously the followup to 64. 1:55:12 *after falling out of a path in the wall...again* “What happened was there was slowdown in the *graphics* ” ...well...I can honestly say I have never heard that before...
@ramza675
@ramza675 6 жыл бұрын
1:06:16 I usually don't laugh out loud, but its even funnier how the clock starts too.
@diversityisourstrength5279
@diversityisourstrength5279 6 жыл бұрын
It takes an hour and five minutes for him to admit a mistake is his fault.
@sailorvenusfan6527
@sailorvenusfan6527 6 жыл бұрын
That Pachinko shine was just so hard to watch...
@self-parternerd8661
@self-parternerd8661 4 жыл бұрын
"A speedrun? No, I'm usually the guy who takes twice as long as other players and doesn't understand how to play the game. Then I get stuck on some easy ass level, I rage quit and whine until someone gets tired enough to show me how it's done but I learn nothing so he does the shit for me. I'm not much of a speedrunner..." -DSP
@thehomiegrindelwald7278
@thehomiegrindelwald7278 6 жыл бұрын
1:52:54 I died when I heard Mario scream.. hahaha
@CDbiggen
@CDbiggen 3 жыл бұрын
Was looking for this comment. That was so damn funny.
@HellfireTheAwesome
@HellfireTheAwesome 6 жыл бұрын
DSP once again reaches his unholy grasp over a beloved childhood classic. GET YOUR POPCORN CAUSE IT'S GONNA GET GOOOOOOOD!
@Reoko77
@Reoko77 6 жыл бұрын
Oh my fuck, the way he fails on the SIMPLEST of shit! He must've been born on a highway cause thats where most accidents happen. At least stages like the pachinko one was fuckin halarious to watch.
@blaykay-4797
@blaykay-4797 6 жыл бұрын
OUTDATED CANTROLLS JUST LIKE MAANHUHNT! A A A A A!
@xelane4454
@xelane4454 6 жыл бұрын
Heh heh heh. Good one.
@Alolan.Vulpix.Getting.Railed
@Alolan.Vulpix.Getting.Railed 6 жыл бұрын
Reoko are you mad he gets more views than you?
@xelane4454
@xelane4454 6 жыл бұрын
You say that like it's an accomplishment. Newsflash: More people watch him because they love watching this clown fail miserably. And even then, where has it gotten him? For the past several years, all phil has done is whine and beg for more donations because he's struggling so much to pay his bills. But no, you're right, we're totally jealous of phil. BTW, That was sarcasm, in case you didn't know.
@blaykay-4797
@blaykay-4797 6 жыл бұрын
+Alolan Vulpix Getting Railed What a beautiful username. I hope you're trolling right now 'cause if you're not, then realise there's no known cure for supporting DSP full-on. Who'd be mad at the fact that this guy gets alot of views? especially when he's failed at life & the only thing he can do is kiss youtube's ass as he shuns them & the greens he got could be spent on his bills, but nope, rather be luxurious instead. Clown needs to realize she's not a celebrity & whenever she is, it's for the wrong reasons. Also know that she's dying right now & there's nothing he can do, absolute beginners trap.
@secretagentlucario
@secretagentlucario 6 жыл бұрын
I've never seen a human be so bad at the very first floodless level.
@user-rh4lp4mc7l
@user-rh4lp4mc7l 6 жыл бұрын
This is a great TIHYDP, the montage of fails in the video speak for itself. No overuse of annoying loud random memes/sounds popping up randomly. When there are, the sound volumes are perfectly equalized.
@Magical3Gaming
@Magical3Gaming 6 жыл бұрын
game over on the 1st secret, I can't believe he is that bad
@jacks.cosplay
@jacks.cosplay 6 жыл бұрын
Skoodge considering they have the infinite respawning 1-up get a game over should be impossible for an adult.
@Chris422
@Chris422 6 жыл бұрын
I fucking knew he'd suck ass at this game, then try to blame it on the game being old. He makes out like this game of all games is a buggy, unplayable mess full of antiquated gameplay. I never had a problem with this game when I was 11/12. Sometimes the camera goes for a walk but only on occasion. The game controls beautifully to this day.
@KazuyaAmon
@KazuyaAmon 6 жыл бұрын
LOLOL he has armpit sweat from just sitting down
@Jukkaimaru
@Jukkaimaru 6 жыл бұрын
Can we add the Pachinko Stage to the list of Legendary Bodiers of Phil along with glorious names like Ukbuk the Black, Ludwig, Nyx Avatar, and Champion Gundyr?
@DevinDIABLOGriffin
@DevinDIABLOGriffin 6 жыл бұрын
Wait till you see how he does at the Ferris wheel mission. He was arguably worse at that one than he was at the Pachinko level.
@billygleim4641
@billygleim4641 6 жыл бұрын
And Date Masamune, don't forget about his beat down of Phil, he also caused Phil to rage quit the nioh dlc.
@TheCgamer93
@TheCgamer93 6 жыл бұрын
Pachinko World Order
@derpstick5467
@derpstick5467 6 жыл бұрын
Jukkaimaru when does the pachinko stage start? What's the timestamp?
@Jukkaimaru
@Jukkaimaru 6 жыл бұрын
1:25:35
@THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS
@THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS 6 жыл бұрын
EVIL MARIO?! HOW DO YOU EVEN TARGET DOOOD!? *jumps randomly everywhere and hits walls*
@Voldine2
@Voldine2 6 жыл бұрын
I remember the pachinko machine minigame being a challenge, but THIS pile of animate smegma makes it out like Ornstein and Smough are a picnic in comparison. It. Is. NOT. THAT! HARD!!!
@euric869
@euric869 6 жыл бұрын
Voldine I think the worst part was sitting there for him to try to do the same level for a hour. Instead of doing to other parts of the game.
@SuperfluousMoniker
@SuperfluousMoniker 6 жыл бұрын
Why was he even bothering? He's not going to 100% the game so he doesn't need it, right? I think Phil loves parts of games that are actually legitimately bad because they let him complain freely. It's a free pass to shittalk Miamoto and Nintendo.
@Flutterdark_
@Flutterdark_ 6 жыл бұрын
yes he doesnt need it. and i think a fan told him how to beat the game in a donation once. I played pachinko myself as part of my "all episodes" which i honestly should have named all missions playthrough and it takes time to get used to but isnt hard
@jacks.cosplay
@jacks.cosplay 6 жыл бұрын
SuperfluousMoniker considering the blue coins are so monotonous to collect there is no way he would ever 100% it.
@BORISTIMUS
@BORISTIMUS 6 жыл бұрын
Voldine the pachinko level and the Lillypad level are fucking sadistic. I would rather fight O&S with a usb steering wheel then do that shit again.
@pleasesubscribedad
@pleasesubscribedad 6 жыл бұрын
The sussesser to Mario Odyssey
@thehomiegrindelwald7278
@thehomiegrindelwald7278 6 жыл бұрын
I never see him use the forward and back jump lol
@tonyrichardstheavenger2021
@tonyrichardstheavenger2021 5 жыл бұрын
The only one i remember is in 5:41
@BillyBillyandMandyReal
@BillyBillyandMandyReal 3 жыл бұрын
"A turd is still a turd no matter how much you polish it" This man liked playing with turds on Duke Nukem Forever
@jacks.cosplay
@jacks.cosplay 6 жыл бұрын
It's funny how dsp has trouble with super Mario considering it is one of the easiest series to pick up and play. Nintendo makes the series as accessible as possible to point of hand-holding in some cases yet he still struggles with it? Watching this makes me want to go back to the super gaming bros sunshine play through. That one was pretty funny
@Haedox
@Haedox 6 жыл бұрын
6:33
@blaykay-4797
@blaykay-4797 6 жыл бұрын
Whaht!
@winkydinks4770
@winkydinks4770 6 жыл бұрын
what is this the legit Haedox? when did u decided to become a filthy detractor?
@MikeJr9284
@MikeJr9284 6 жыл бұрын
Haedox Fancy seeing you here. I didn’t know you were a detractor too.
@someshyguy
@someshyguy 6 жыл бұрын
Hi!
@MrMakinCupcakes
@MrMakinCupcakes 6 жыл бұрын
XD
@newflesh666
@newflesh666 6 жыл бұрын
1:40:48 the rage is GLORIOUS
@linushyper300
@linushyper300 6 жыл бұрын
YEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!! Thank you Devin, I love you!
@GameDjeenie
@GameDjeenie 5 жыл бұрын
When he insult the game but you know it's just his incompetence talking... This game is amazing.
@Sylv3onYT
@Sylv3onYT 3 жыл бұрын
"why are there characters in a mario game?" obvously he has never played Link's awakening because theres a literal chain chomp in the starting village.
@shawnfields2369
@shawnfields2369 7 ай бұрын
Yeah; but that was more meant to be an Easter Egg. But it was probably a reference to Mario games. But then again; knowing Nintendo; it was probably an actual reference AND an actual Easter Egg; as well as an actual Chain Chomp; changing series; from Super Mario to Legend of Zelda. Also; doesn't Link use the Chain Chomp in a mission? And there's plenty of other Easter Eggs/references in Link's Awakening. But I'm pretty sure they're confirmed to be non-canon; which always sucks to hear. But that doesn't mean it's not a fun game; it just means DSP sucks more. I also never played Link's Awakening myself... but I did get the remake; on the Switch. So that's me playing it for the first time. Link's Awakening DX. Because I never had it on GBC. Love how there's a bunch of references in Link's Awakening. Just makes me want to play it more. But also; Oracle of Ages/Seasons. I had the guidebook as a kid; because I didn't have a GBC at the time; so I'd read the book. But I never got a GBC so I couldn't play it. But I hope the Oracle games get a re-release too.
@xxxikarixxxkb
@xxxikarixxxkb 6 жыл бұрын
As someone who's 100% this game I can say that since Phil has never played Mario sunshine before I can understand him getting stuck on the red coin stage for so long especially when he didn't go into that stage with the Rocket nozzle like he was suppose to. Not gonna defend the rest of it but yeah, since he's a first timer I guess that stage specifically was ok.
@asra-5180
@asra-5180 6 жыл бұрын
Why do i get angry by just HEARING his voice?
@Numb_Knot
@Numb_Knot 6 жыл бұрын
Asra - I feel you my guy. His voice makes me want to cut my ears off.
@asra-5180
@asra-5180 6 жыл бұрын
Numb Knot you are correct at one thing... but i am not a guy.
@Numb_Knot
@Numb_Knot 6 жыл бұрын
Sorry, my mistake.
@wisegreenwanderer6815
@wisegreenwanderer6815 6 жыл бұрын
Asra - really? I always laugh when I hear his voice.
@eddymadison9655
@eddymadison9655 6 жыл бұрын
I can't blame you. We're talking about a guy who's a complete ignorant about games that he play, laugh at things that's isn't funny and begging his viewers money by doing daily stream
@spud4806
@spud4806 5 жыл бұрын
"The momentum took him off the box" I'm having flashbacks to the Black Mesa playthrough.
@warmslurm
@warmslurm 6 жыл бұрын
DSP might suck but let's not pretend that the pachinko level was any good lol. It is garbage and the controls/camera are atrocious for that level
@ChaoticDarkness1
@ChaoticDarkness1 6 жыл бұрын
Agreed, I despise that level
@theberg2035
@theberg2035 5 жыл бұрын
warmslurm yea I can’t insult him there the physics were god awful on that level like Jesus
@GameDjeenie
@GameDjeenie 5 жыл бұрын
That's probably the only legit bad part of the game... All the other shine he struggles on is due to him sucking big time at gaming.
@MrBlackboy21ful
@MrBlackboy21ful 6 жыл бұрын
This game took forever for him to play through and yet he still fucked that up.
@theenderengineer1943
@theenderengineer1943 6 жыл бұрын
I don't remember when I beat this game, but MAN was it hard! Especially since I didn't know I had to get all the Shadow Mario shines, and that final level can go die. In Icic-Hell.
@Gecko1993HogheadIncOfficial
@Gecko1993HogheadIncOfficial 6 жыл бұрын
I love the sentence mixing at the beginning! Well-done!
@tjstarzz9231
@tjstarzz9231 6 жыл бұрын
This too is a childhood favorite of mine. Hell, even got my GameCube with it in there hooked up ready to play soon as I finish my homework. It makes me more than sad to see a 35-year-old man struggle at something I played at the age of 9 or 10 fluently. Nostalgia or lack of experience have nothing to do with it. This guy's trash, especially given as a 'lifelong gamer' he should have TONS more awareness (especially since this game is from like 2001) and commentary as opposed to "AHHHHHHH" and "WHOA WHAT'S THIS".
@marcusmoore1542
@marcusmoore1542 6 жыл бұрын
TJ StarzZ Seriously tell me about it this was so painful to watch! A grown ass 35 year old manchild that can’t play a 2002 Mario game that we beat when we were kids 😂
@grantw9363
@grantw9363 4 жыл бұрын
The Hillside Cave Secret: 1-UP Shrooms or Shine Sprite? Hmm.... 1-UP Shrooms. Definitely the 1-UP Shrooms.
@EarthPhantomTS
@EarthPhantomTS 6 жыл бұрын
17:30 And I can guarantee, 100%, that you were a fraction of a second late. Bad controls my ass!
@pkradiancegamingbiorhythm
@pkradiancegamingbiorhythm 6 жыл бұрын
Super #SoulMaid Sunshine. When she arrives at DSP's house she is thrown into Leanna's old prison/office and is forced to clean up the mess.
@OrcsRDorks
@OrcsRDorks 6 жыл бұрын
1:40:50 NOOO!!!
@SpaceDragonX783
@SpaceDragonX783 6 жыл бұрын
"I'm a mature adult."
@Donatti
@Donatti 6 жыл бұрын
To be honest, this might be one of the extremely rare and few occasions where DPS ACTUALLY gets screwed over for real, his nerd rage after is hilarious though, LOL.
@benregnier2291
@benregnier2291 6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, that happened to Game Grumps too
@RezaQin
@RezaQin 6 жыл бұрын
So if he didn't stream he would literally have no hobbies.
@The2broproductions
@The2broproductions 6 жыл бұрын
The purple shell secret and the chuckseter secret will end this playthrough
@DevinDIABLOGriffin
@DevinDIABLOGriffin 6 жыл бұрын
Unless the stream chat tells him how to control the boat. That would be disappointing. Then again, I think DSP will fail a lot at the Pianta Village mission where the entire floor is covered in lava goop. That'll be an instant salt-fest.
@The2broproductions
@The2broproductions 6 жыл бұрын
Devin DIABLO Griffin yeah idk if he’ll figure out how to use the water on Mario’s body to make a path
@The2broproductions
@The2broproductions 6 жыл бұрын
DJ McArtist damn it lol
@warioland523
@warioland523 6 жыл бұрын
I know it's optional but part of me wants him to do the other hardest Shine in the game. You know. The poison lily pad ride.
@UnknownJudgment
@UnknownJudgment 6 жыл бұрын
He tried it, but ragequit it when he ran out of lives. Stream chat told him about the pipe unfortunately.
@peateargryphon7538
@peateargryphon7538 6 жыл бұрын
I'm pissed off because he did the watermelon one so easily, i was hoping he'd have a hard time with it, because i most certainly did.
@AceArtist256
@AceArtist256 6 жыл бұрын
God I'm only 15 minutes in, and this is already so painful to watch. It takes him forever just to learn the most basic concepts on how to play, and he's still bad at it. I was able to understand the game just fine when I first played it, and I was like 6 years old.
@Isatino
@Isatino 6 жыл бұрын
This is the most frustrating and irritating gameplay I have seen, how does one suck this badly in a Mario game?
@D-Nova
@D-Nova 6 жыл бұрын
"Again, the momentum. It wasn't me!" If it's THAT hard for Phil to simply walk from one block to the next, why not use the butt stomp instead? How can someone be that inept at a child's game.
@someshyguy
@someshyguy 6 жыл бұрын
I had no idea he finally picked up Sunshine. Looking forward to seeing how Gout-rio handles this
@ZeroCruz_
@ZeroCruz_ 6 жыл бұрын
it is saying something if Egoraptor is way better then you in mario sunshine.
@theberg2035
@theberg2035 5 жыл бұрын
Devilhunter I mean ego raptor already said that he is worse when there is a camera present while playing a game. But egoraptor at least knows how to make people laugh with jokes not this guy who barely talks.
@Anex952
@Anex952 6 жыл бұрын
you know for all these years I thought that red part of marios death sprite was his mouth. I only just found out that it wasn't because It was blown up on your video
@dalejhunter1
@dalejhunter1 6 жыл бұрын
I will say the pachinko machine has some wonky physics, but that's only because they are trying to make Mario into this sort of ball in a game like that. Its certainly jarring at first.
@ClassicKrusty
@ClassicKrusty 6 жыл бұрын
It's funny how he's on his best behavior on the first day. Now he just rags on it and says the game is a piece of shit 😂😂😂😂
@spo0o0ky
@spo0o0ky 6 жыл бұрын
Jeez, I cannot wait until he gets to Sirena Beach. That level is going to drive him fucking insane.
@AzurePip
@AzurePip 6 жыл бұрын
Oooh, man, you're right. The Mysterious Hotel Delfino Shine Sprite is going to drive him insane.
@ClassicKrusty
@ClassicKrusty 6 жыл бұрын
Great tihydp so far DOOD 😂😂😂
@Dominick_twu
@Dominick_twu 3 жыл бұрын
9:18 “it seems there’s a heavy influence on platforming.” Does… does DSP know what game he’s playing?
@SMEARGLEX75
@SMEARGLEX75 3 жыл бұрын
I hate how Phil doesn't change his camera for him to see his distance, it pisses me off.
@TheNonEdibleCheese
@TheNonEdibleCheese 6 жыл бұрын
"I did nothing wrong." A statement made by someone who always does something wrong.
@foof811
@foof811 6 жыл бұрын
Who streams themself figuring out the controls? This is offstream stuff. It’s not fucking interesting
@NightClubSamurai
@NightClubSamurai 6 жыл бұрын
this is the first time he has made any effort to learn the controls of a game he has played, its an improvement
@unknownsoldier6731
@unknownsoldier6731 6 жыл бұрын
It’s raw unfiltered unedited content brah, it’s superior to all other kinds of let’s play videos !!
@jacks.cosplay
@jacks.cosplay 6 жыл бұрын
Its fucking Mario. Press A to jump. Done.
@noptic
@noptic 6 жыл бұрын
To pad out the video length.
@AzurePip
@AzurePip 6 жыл бұрын
DSP: The camera is terrible. It's all wonky and doesn't work the way you want it to. Me: USE THE C STICK, YOU IDIOT! THAT'S WHAT IT'S THERE FOR!
@noble_wine8809
@noble_wine8809 6 жыл бұрын
subbed to a new detractor! o/
@supergamer5121
@supergamer5121 6 жыл бұрын
Is he allergic to the C-stick? It would help to judge distance if he moved the camera. Make those platform levels easy.
@albertoroman4775
@albertoroman4775 6 жыл бұрын
I can't even watch this ironically, the most mundane shit blows his manchild mind and he points it out and repeats it for like 10 minutes straight "oh wow did you see that, wow oh my god dude wow are you seeing that wow! look how happy and positive i am; dont you wanna give me money now?"
@kosmosfan01
@kosmosfan01 6 жыл бұрын
+Alberto Roman Yeah, it's just the same stuff because he has to pad things out as much as he can for those extra parts. He thinks that it's stuff like that is what people want. It's annoying because when it's chopped up like this, it saves you so much time and that's why, even if Phil isn't entertaining, they still will get more views. It's not the uploaders fault that Phil just regurgitates the same thing stuff all the time. Even detractors are moving on and that's not good for him since that's why he got so much attention before.
@xanadu2583
@xanadu2583 6 жыл бұрын
Watching DSP play this was painful to watch
@bighungry98
@bighungry98 6 жыл бұрын
Apparently he thinks that everybody who watches this has never seen SMS before. "Whoa, look at this. These are GameCube graphics. Look at these GameCube graphics."
@self-parternerd8661
@self-parternerd8661 4 жыл бұрын
49:46 A beginner's trap?!?!?!?!? *They put a FUCKING FENCE!*
@michaelkitchin9665
@michaelkitchin9665 6 жыл бұрын
When he's going through the controls he sounds completely ADHD.
@Team_Orchid
@Team_Orchid 6 жыл бұрын
Jesus, I'm not even a fan of sunshine and this is already painful to watch.
@ThatAnnoyingBird
@ThatAnnoyingBird Жыл бұрын
RIP The Outsyder. 2015-2023
@BunnyRaider
@BunnyRaider 6 жыл бұрын
I laughed quite hard at "fuckin' idiot."
@Ouroboros619
@Ouroboros619 6 жыл бұрын
This Neanderthal will struggle in Bloodborne (if he's not grinding), if he's having this much trouble with this game
@HolyLightning4
@HolyLightning4 6 жыл бұрын
i knew he was gonna say that this game is glitched or bugged honestly dsp is just plain horrible at video games he needs to start puttin in applications to real jobs because a job playin video games is not for him
@KonaSquid
@KonaSquid 8 ай бұрын
Man, he seemingly had a lot more fans on twitch. He's dumb for not just multistreaming there and promoting his tips link.
@beastblood5664
@beastblood5664 6 жыл бұрын
I beat this game when I was 6 dude lol
@KermisVoyager1997
@KermisVoyager1997 5 жыл бұрын
I was like 8 years old when I beaten this game and I only died like 30 times (95% of it being on the poisonous river and pachinko level). But good old DSP keeps dying on the easiest levels, on a game rated "Everyone" that's easy enough for a 5 year old to understand. For someone who's had years of gaming experience he shouldn't suck this horribly.
@robokill387
@robokill387 6 жыл бұрын
>mario controls >not precise enough
@oxysz
@oxysz 6 жыл бұрын
How can someone be so bad at everything lol it’s scary
@Baronvonkame
@Baronvonkame 6 жыл бұрын
Time to cop up to dying a bunch in this game as a kid. What's this 35 yr old man's excuse?
@mylesjones1833
@mylesjones1833 6 жыл бұрын
This IS How You Don't Play KINGDOM HEARTS 3
@Numb_Knot
@Numb_Knot 6 жыл бұрын
Myles Jones kh3 isn't even out yet.
@finnmarr-heenan2397
@finnmarr-heenan2397 6 жыл бұрын
Don't assume bowser would leave his spooge around Just because u jizz anywhere with no concern for hygiene
@Beelze_Bubbles
@Beelze_Bubbles 6 жыл бұрын
Toadsworth warns the toads not to touch the moving icky paint like goop and what does Phil do after just learning the controls like a baby playing their first video game? He touches it.
@Beelze_Bubbles
@Beelze_Bubbles 6 жыл бұрын
Those water strider enemies are also called skeeters and they've been around since Mario 64, so no, they are not from Zelda, though it is not uncommon for Nintendo to reference other IPs within their games.
@Beelze_Bubbles
@Beelze_Bubbles 6 жыл бұрын
You heard him folks, the level is only easy if it has infinite 1ups!
@Beelze_Bubbles
@Beelze_Bubbles 6 жыл бұрын
Congratulations Philip, you managed to find yourself in gay baby jail
@QuikVidGuy
@QuikVidGuy 6 жыл бұрын
wow is he actually plugging this is how you don't play or was that just a smooth edit?
@DevinDIABLOGriffin
@DevinDIABLOGriffin 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it was just a smooth edit. Him saying TIHYDP came from his Swatting video.
@EthVortexShield
@EthVortexShield 3 жыл бұрын
holy fuck screw sunshine for giving you so much hp it would have been glorious if dsp died after he fell down from where you blow up the mole's cannon, the salt would have been god tier
@peternguyen1858
@peternguyen1858 4 жыл бұрын
Chuggaaconroy did my favorite lp of sunshine. DSP took a massive crap on his lp.
@shawnfields2369
@shawnfields2369 7 ай бұрын
Yeah; Chuggaaconroy! His Sunshine LP was great! I used it as a walkthrough when I played through Sunshine when I played the 3D All-Stars Collection. DSP is just a clueless; brainless; buffoon; who ruins everything he touches with his gouty hooves. Maximilian Dood is the good guy version of DSP; but if Dave had done things right and made GOOD decisions with his life; and NOT chosen to be a complete dickhead to his fans. Plus; Max's Sub-Zero Mythologies LP was great. I'm also glad to have finished Sunshine. But I feel bad about not getting the 120 Shine reward; despite the fact that I know it's not worth it. But I just felt so inspired by Emile's LP of Sunshine; though. His Mario LP's made me feel like a better person because Mario's my favorite Smash Bros character and my favorite gaming character in general. Is there any LP Phailurebot 9000 hasn't taken a massive crap on? Like; ever? I mean; from Super Mario 64; to Spider Man(2000); to Dragon Ball FighterZ; is there any game he hasn't crapped on?
@noptic
@noptic 6 жыл бұрын
At first I was like "Oh this can't be the most embarrassing thing ever." and then I remembered the fluddless levels. Also did I hear him correctly when he said twitch doesn't give you a list of your own subscribers? What the hell kinda shit is that?
@Sylv3onYT
@Sylv3onYT 3 жыл бұрын
1:33:10 "it makes your jetpack worthless" his jetpack was hovering and was moving a direction, so it wasn't useless. i beat sunshine multiple times as a kid (12 or 13) and had ALOT less deaths than phil did lol. 🤦‍♀️
@WhenPigsAttack1
@WhenPigsAttack1 6 жыл бұрын
One of the few Mario games I've never played. Seems to frustrate DSP and make him look like a fucking idiot, so it must be pretty good. Also... who the fuck doesn't at least try to 100% a Mario game? He even got paid to play this and delayed the playthrough, so the least he could do for his fans is 100% the game.
@ClassicKrusty
@ClassicKrusty 6 жыл бұрын
Ppl actually paid money for this *facepalm*
@mylesjones1833
@mylesjones1833 6 жыл бұрын
KINGDOM HEARTS 3 Coming 2018 OR 2019
@Fluid88
@Fluid88 6 жыл бұрын
I’m sad
@blaykay-4797
@blaykay-4797 6 жыл бұрын
9:59 Umm, Mario 64 anyone?
@diversityisourstrength5279
@diversityisourstrength5279 6 жыл бұрын
His laugh is so obviously fake
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