finally a game my Dad would like

Other youtubers: *do the cleaning in straight lines* Kevin: *starts swinging the power washer wildly*

Literally everyone: Oh, how satisfying! I'm going to take my time with this, and make sure to do it right! Kevin: I do not know who I am. I don't know why I'm here. All I know is that I must spray.

conspiracy theory: calvin dirtied up his backyard on purpose because he was really lonely and just needed to talk to someone

Kevin immediately power washing the light switch is exactly what I expect from this channel

Plot twist: This is the van that ran over the alien baby in The Sims 2

0:12 "It's me, I'm the hero, we're gonna clean today" 7:24 "I hope this stuff is flammable and when they go to light it up they'll all just burn to death" You either die as a hero or clean enough stuff to see yourself become the villain

It feels like Calvin is giving Kevin karma for everything he's done to his Sims.

“Clean as an egg” I’ve never heard that expression before and don’t know what it means, that NPC is speaking the language of the gods

Thats a second day without hearing Hey there friends... Something feels off

Kevin: talking about how it looks like an active volcano is around while he completely misses the smoking volcano as he pans the camera

13:07 I love when Kevin sneaks little things in like that text message from Calvin saying "hey I love your videos and watch them all the time!" For just a second

the way markiplier played this game vs the way kevin plays this game is like night and day. mark is meticulous and loves every second. kevin does stuff randomly and in whatever order and complains the whole time

Everyone else: *keeps it professional by taking their time* Kevin: *writes “Fuck you” on the worlds dirtiest fence then leaves half way thru*

“We found life on Mars” “Is it Power washing the Rover!?” 🤣😂🤣

People: “low at how effective” Kevin: “look at how aFECKtive”

“And Good People cry for Help” Pretty sure Kevin likes to see good people in pain, just like Jim Pickens.

“and when good people cry for help” *power washes light switch* Kevin... how you holding up?

I don’t know who this is because there was no introduction, but he seems like a friendly sort and I like his content. Funny enough I seem to already be subbed. 🤔

I like how everyone hates cleaning in real life but will pay to do it in a video game

Shout-out to everyone who was there for Kevin (sort of) serenading Max while he played this for hours on stream, culminating in a (for once not Kevin-induced) breakdown.

"I should not be doing this indors, the place would be flooded!" Finally someone that actually thought about that

"Sometimes you just need to not obey gravity if you want to get the job done right" - Kevin 2021

12:32 Kevin: “ The only conclusion I can come to is there is some sort of volcanic activity and the ash came down cross this house.” Also Kevin: Looks around and sees a volcano

Hey Kevin, could you play a game called “Emily is a away”, it’s a bit old but you couldn’t possible be the villain in that game

12:39 Kevin - "MuSt Be AsH FrOm VolCaNiC AcTiviTy" *Literal volcano in the background*

Kevin when he makes 400 dollars in an hour: NOT WORTH IT

Anna Chess: 'Hi dear I'm home, did you clean the garden?' Kevin: 'er...yes?'

13:06 Calvin: "Hey Doc! I love your videos and watch them all the time!" fecking Calvin there wants to get Kevin back into the nana business

day 2 when Kevin didn't say "hello friends how is it going my name is Kevin and..."

"Hey Doc! I love your videos and watch them all the time!" Love these little easter eggs in these videos.

Regular people: this is how we should clean Kevin: me spray this garage door with powerwash hose

MUD ON THE TIRES! the perfect song for the perfect video!

-"Honey can you get off the computer and help your dad wash the car?" -"Not now mom I'm almost done washing a car five more minutes!!"

"Clean as an egg" The origins is unknown but this should be Kevin's saying when he ends his videos

Calvin: "Is Mole 2 available to talk?"

"Why do I get the feeling when I turn on the news after this, there's gonna be a drown warning?" Me: *looks over to Germany nervously*

As someone who does this for a living, the picky customers in this game is scary accurate

I love how this is meant to be a peaceful asmr type game and Kevin is just picking fights with some random guy who he has never seen, only ever read a few lines of text-

I bought this game thinking "I'll probably like this and play a bit" and then played for around 6 hours non stop. Did the van, the playground, the skate park (my favourite honestly), the bungalow... 11/10. Edit : the lore is actually crazy, I love it. The last job I did was cleaning like an acient giant Atlantean statue, that started sending magic rays to the volcano (Mount Rushless) to possibly make it erupt. There's something going on with the mayor (who is either a vampire or a Bond villain), a fortune teller tells you that you're gonna save the universe, there's a jet with a laser death ray in the airport hangar... I fucking love that game

In the past week Kevin has played hose simulator and sad falafel man simulator. Is there nothing this a man won't simulate?

Day "Kevin power washed my sadness away" of asking Kevin to play Rusty Lake games

I loved the subtle “Hey doc, I love your videos and watch them all the time” text from the gardener NPC 😂

This game is the equivalent to a love-hate relationship. "I don't want to continue, I hate how long it takes!" *Ding* "But it is so satisfying!"

The contrast between Kevin's misery and Mark's euphoria from playing this game is frankly... hilarious

Oh, remember when Kevin clean and remodel a house in VR? that was so entertaining, just like this video

"Calvin" is like a shiny version of "Kevin"

I agree with Kevin on this it takes forever to clean stuff, but it’s so satisfying to do so that you just keep doing it.

Kevin is addicted to simulator games.

"All creamy" in that context really made me cringe🤣🤣🤣

"Why would you need to go prone" oh Kevin you have no idea what you have gotten yourself into

Kevin making a *C L E A N I N G* simulator fun to watch is actually impressive.

13:06 I love Kevin’s self-referential inside jokes (look at Calvin’s message)

I actually cheered when you got 100% completion on the garden xD

"I'm just here alone with my thoughts and that's the last place I wanna be" I can relate Kevin

there's actually a setting on the game where you can turn off the water residue thing (when you wash something it appears a bit darker and you cant properly tell if it's clean or not). apparently makes the game even more satisfying. gotta optimise the satisfaction from the power washing simulator

I only just realized recently how rarely the game's title is ever mentioned on any of these videos. Literally, title's not spoken at all, it's not in the description/title, and it's not shown (at least in the beginning) in the video. Not a big deal to me, but I feel like it might be an important detail for some people.

Whenever kevin plays odd videogames, I also open steam everytime for some reason

Kevin is the only person on KZfaq that I'd watch play this game for hours

I want to see him do every level in this game to 100%

Gnome kevin will haunt my dreams until the end of days.

Ironically, I think this must have been the most stressed Kevin's ever been playing a game.

Honestly using power washers even IRL can be a bit addictive, I remember spending a long while making sure the front porch's floor ended shiny when we had one

Day 2 of asking Kevin why he didn’t call us his friends in his intro

This game has some of the monotony of Viscera cleanup detail, without the charm.

I'm from California. This is a horror game.

4:31 I'm expecting him to change the U to an E, then say "There we go, all better."

20:06 Gave me flashbacks to the "Dealing with the worst sponsor on KZfaq" video from back in the day. "Congrats on your channel. I love your videos and watch it all the time" lol

*Kevin, a hero making a speech would be like* Fans: “what was the first thing you washed?” Kevin: “The first thing I washed was a gnome, that was suspiciously stalking me.”

The most satisfying game ever Kevin all your videos are so oddlysatisfying

Kevin not realizing he could switch nozzles for a long time was so painful

Epic intro into "hello it's me" 🤣 Feck Comedy Gold this is Comedy Platinum

Watching Kevin's videos is the most satisfying thing ever

Mark really is setting up a trend here, huh

You should totally do a part 2 of this! It's such entertaining commentary!

Did everyone forget about House Flipper? This is basically the exact same thing as House Flipper, but with only one way of cleaning. In House Flipper there are way more options like decorating an entire house or one portion, tiling, wallpapering, fixing, and cleaning all in the same game. I recommend it if you've never heard of it.

YES I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO PLAY THIS GAME KEVIN THANK YOU

When he got the first pop-up I thought the sound was him breaking one of the blinkers 😂

I have 10.5 hours on this game and I'm never stopping

"I've never done such a thorough job of anything" Yeah, we gathered from your ability to ignore the one thing on the screen that told you the thing you were complaining about the most. 🤣

Day 38 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey for the Wii

Kevin is indeed the hero

“I have so much cleaning to do in real life and yet here I am” Me too Kevin, me too.

13:07 OMFG KEVIN YOU DIDN’T Calvin really won’t leave you alone

Can’t decide if I should blame Max for this video or thank him for it.

Day two of Kevin forgetting to say “hey there friends how’s it going, and quite frankly I don’t know how it’s going anymore

8:52 I used to work on a turkey farm, one of my jobs was cleaning/grading eggs. We had to make those things spotless as possible. So I guess that saying makes sense lol

“It’s like I’m addicted to cleaning” I think Kevin’s character might have OCD

MY FAVORITE TIME OF THE DAY!!

Well this was the strangest intro in a Kevin video I like it good job Kevin

This game is like shooting a basketball and it making that perfect swish sound hitting nothing but net or turning the faucet on and getting the measuring cup filled right on the money the first try. Watching dirt disappear as you work is that feeling, just stretched out.

Was binging Kevin so much I didn’t even realize this was a new video til I was done watching it 😂

day 11 of asking kevin to play wolfenstein ( my 50 year old dad's favorite game)

Day 34 of asking Kevin to play the best N64 game ever. Glover.

I like how Kevin’s brain IMMEDIATELY read the crouch commands, but ignored the change nozzle function. Or maybe he just realized that the yellow nozzle is the best nozzle super early.

As a person who has used a pressure washer, it can be satisfying but incredibly tedious when all the dirt keeps washing back over places you've already washed, like stairs.

Finally Kevin contributes something good to society…kinda

The minute I seen the title I knew the power washing simulator was coming into play.

12:58 this line knocked the wind out of me. Did not expect it 😂

I love how he guessed perfectly how the town got so dirty.