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i just can’t get over how santa claus’s solution to handling the elf strike is to literally kidnap children and force them into child labor as scabs

What if all these bad movies are somehow interconnected and Eric Roberts is at the front of it all

My theory is this movies was written around 5-10 year old kids, but then they realized filming with little kids is really difficult, so they just changed it to teenagers but didn’t want to rewrite the script

Every bad Christmas movie is either “enjoyably kitschy” or “psychological horror if you have your brain turned on” with no in between

I like how Santa saying “I gave you vision and dental last year” is subtly implying that, after over a thousand years of work, the elves only got dental coverage a year ago

the dumb sibling banter is relatable. there's nothing like calling your brother a "son of a bitch" before remembering that you're the daughter of one

I… think they included Willy Wonka in the synopsis not because of the cookies but because of the whole “man forces species of weirdly dressed, small humanoids to work for him” thing but that’s just me

The most grounded and realistic Christmas movie. CEOs really are just like that, and will do deeply unethical shit to avoid giving their workers basic work amenities/fair compensation, act like the victim, then fire everyone and wipe their hands of everything to go on a lavish vacation with zero remorse for the thousands of lives they’ve ruined.

I like the pure anger in Ted's voice when he says "That's Cedric, he's a know-it-all bastard"

This movie really reminds me of the time that I was watching “The Santa Clause” staring Tim Allen only it wasn’t Tim Allen it was Ted Nivison from the Ted Nivison KZfaq channel and he crawled through my TV screen and pulled off his Santa suit and revealed a metal baseball bat and beat my family to death and me near death and said “now that’s a hit and run” and ran back into “The Santa Claus” staring Tim Allen and left me to bleed out. Thanks Ted!

As a Jewish kid that grew up hearing about how Santa delivered to every kid on Earth, I would've loved the elves to start giving out gifts to other religions just for the spirit of giving... but these elves almost seem to want to erase the other religions by making them fully commit to their version of Christmas, so uh... nah, I'm good, thanks. Happy Holidays everyone!

About half way through and I'm starting to wonder if this is actually a horror movie. When Santa says, "you guys just don't seem to get it." He immediately starts to sound like he's going to hurt the children if they don't work.

Cedric was cold af.... what a character

Ted has the most dad energy ever WTF- WHAT… thank you for so many likes!!!

The fact that the idea "Elves go on strike due to bratty kids and kids start working as elves" was done by a famous sketch comedy group 2 years before this movie makes it even better

My head canon for this movie is that now the elves have realized that they can actually do all the work of making toys without Santa so they overthrow him, seizing the means of production and forming a worker-managed cooperative

Union-busting Santa brings forced scabs in when his elves strike. 10/10 film.

This video reminds me of the time when I went outside on Christmas Eve and saw a magical flying sleigh land in front of me. From the sleigh, Ted emerged in a red and white cloak. I freaked out and said “hi,” and Ted picked up a large sack filled with rocks. He beat me with it for over thirty minutes until I was bleeding out in the snow. That was the best day of my life! Thanks Ted!😊 Edit: wow this comment popped off. TY you all and happy holidays.

Santa sending them back in time proves that Santa is a 4th dimensional being. Which is how he delivers presents on time in one night, because he can be at multiple points in space and time

Santa be like: "If hypixel thought me anything is that if you have a problem the answer is SLAVERY"

My two favourite things - Christmas, and enslavement!

ted is the type of guy to see a bad christmas movie and ask "is anybody gonna watch that?" and not wait for an answer

santa with a beach style outfit is literally how santa is advetised in australia (at least where i live) so i find it funny that its supposed to have that sort of vibe of "wow santa isnt in his normal suit" but for me its like "oh yo its real santa!"

my favorite part of nearly every christmas movie set at the north pole is the elf labor rights disputes that are just glossed over like it's a funny bit. It always feels so weirdly out of pocket

Every time Ted uploads a movie review I feel like it’s my divorced dads weekend with me and he only has a TV from 1996 because mom took the furniture in the divorce so we’re forced to watch old DVDs he buys from thrift stores in a desperate attempt to connect

I actually met Ted Milkmanison a couple days ago. He forced me to drink his whole cooler of milk, made me repeat the factually true history of pizza, and forced me to watch Joshua and the Promised land. Truly one of the moments of all time from Ted.

I’m so happy that Ted has started posting regularly again, his videos are honestly something I look forward too a lot and they always brighten my day!

I remember getting dinner with a friend of mine and running into Ted outside of the restaurant. He started speaking in tongues and the wind started blowing at 75 miles an hour, knocking me off of my feet and slamming my head into the sidewalk before he took off into the air and disappeared. What a precious memory. We stan a powerful bilingual man

Ted looks legitimately so exited to get sponsored by epic games and I’m so happy for him.

That naughty and nice scene is absolutely incredible cinema

I think Cacie’s naughty or nice scene is a reference to Black Swan which is an….. odd choice for a children’s movie

Just got to meet Ted last Saturday. It was so nice to see him whilst he seemed as if he was running away in desperation. The fear he had whilst he said "Santa is coming to town," was extremely memorable. Thanks for letting me meet you Ted. 😊

I finally met Ted! I was at the movie theater when I went to say "hi!" He then proceeded to kick me in the face, drag me up the the projector room, throw me at the projector (therefore breaking it) bring me back down and tell everyone I broke the projector. The people in the theater then decided to beat the crap out of me along with Ted, breaking my spine with his gardening tools. Overall a great time and I'm glad I finally met my hero!

17:58 you know. That’s actually something that can happen. One of my ballet teachers in who danced for a company in Brazil said that there were girls that would put thumbtacks or razors in other girls pointe shoes.

Ted is what I imagine most Percy Jackson kids to be like when they grow up. The way he things by using Riordanverse references is proof of the influence of our leader Uncle Rick.

12:18 the “ooh my cranium” is absolutely iconic I can’t believe Ted didn’t talk about it lol

ted nivison making a percy jackson reference is all i've ever needed in my life

If you like Eric Roberts nailing a perfectly insane version of the holidays, I think you'll love So This Is Christmas... (I may have played the drug dealer)

I do love that the elf bounty hunter badass is literally 9 years old. I hope that kid had a really good time while filming this movie

Cedric seems like the type of kid who, when a friend tell tells him that they are gay, and not to tell their Christian parents, he does anyway.

This man sat through Joshua in the Promised Land. Anything he thinks is a terrible movie will be comedy gold.

7:45 Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy did the “Santa revealed to be a fraud” joke much more hilariously and violently than this movie did. At least they went all the way with the people burning the mall down after Santa (Skarr) got beat up.

To me this seems like a movie that was mostly held back by budget, because this story sounds genuinely entertaining and like a fun twist on most Christmas movies

19:04 I also threaten to call my best friends parents all the time.

only a minute in and i'm already confused

this movie reminds me of the time I met Ted in person! he knocked me over the head with a baseball hat and took me to his house where he forced me to (unsuccessfully) edit a video for him! after I failed completing his task, he dumped me into the arctic ocean where I was thankfully rescued by a polar bear family and they brought me back home. thanks Ted for this lovely chance to learn more about polar bear culture, such an enlightening experience!

Ted talks like he decides mid sentence what his pronunciation should be

9:00 I don't think they're being teleported. I think they're being gunned down, and santa just turned on the violence filter.

I wonder if the script was made to be played by little kids or preteens, but the casting department didn't understand and didn't change the script

I remember when I met Ted at a meet & greet. I walked up to him and said hello, he proceeded to tear both of my legs off and rip out my vocal chords. Ha! Classic Ted!

Yo Ted, just want you to know Eric Roberts is Julia Roberts' brother. He was also in The Killers' Mr. Brightside music video. Weird guy

I have no idea who this man is, I went down a rabbit hole and was recommended this. But his voice feels like a warm embrace. Truly fortunate that the rabbit has led me to the right place

This fantastic video reminds me of the time I was shopping for Christmas decor at an outlet mall. Strangely, when I looked at the Christmas lights that were around in the mall I noticed that there was a shadow next to one of the lights where there should have been light. Upon closer inspection it was Ted, who emerged from the shadows screeching! He then proceeded to grab my neck and snap it in two while maniacally laughing; it was only later that I realized his eyes were completely black! Classic Ted, always love it when he gets up to his antics! 🥰

I both can and can’t imagine Ted Nivison as a father. he certainly looks like he’d fit the part but then he would drop a baby

7:15 I think this kid sounds a bit too much like Jason Lee (who played Syndrome from The Incredibles)

Whoever the actor for Diva is did not get paid enough she was chewing the scenery like a hero.

Who knew there were many Christmas movies that deal with kidnapping. First Holiday in Handcuffs and now Santa’s Boot Camp. *I wonder if there any more movies like this.

I never would have guessed in a million years that Ted would be sponsored by Fortnite, but here we are

23:01 i bit down on something hard and heard a loud crack from the right side of my mouth while eating and watching this part of the video, thanks ted!

such a wholesome movie about jeff bezos dressing up as santa enslaving little children 🥰

Kurtis and Ted both uploading Christmas related videos today feels like Christmas came early 🥰

Wow, I can't believe Ted got sponsored by Fortnite! He's come a long way since that time I was playing Fortnite on my Nintendo Switch, when Ted came up to me, pinned me against the wall and ripped out my bladder, before saying "thanks for the Chug Jug kid." It was so epic to meet Ted in person!

This “bad movie” series is quality content that should never stop

10:00 Never be a scab. These kids should have banned together to escape in solidarity with the elf strike.

All I want for Christmas is Ted to finally release my family please Ted it’s been 6 years

Obsessed with your zip-up in the ad btw, that shit look cozy af man.. where at?? lmaooooo

I just flew into LA, and I was greeted with so much smog. I saw a little man next to the Hollywood sign, and when I drove up there to investigate I saw TED NIVISON, pumping all the smog into LA with a smog machine

My mom and I accidentally started this movie thinking it was the new Hallmark movie with the same name. It was so bad that we stopped watching around the time the elves decided to go on strike. The Hallmark movie was also bad, but not this bad. I’m glad you reviewed it! I was curious about the plot but couldn’t stand to watch it myself

ted has the perfect "christmas storytelling" narrator voice

I saw Ted in the woods today leaning over a rotting corpse, I approached him and he said "quiet boy, The echoes of his flesh still scream" and we sat in silence for 30 minutes. It was quite cool.

5:20 "They speak monkey" idk why but I love that line

I'm in reporatory theater in high school and the entire plot and pacing of this movie feels exactly like the christmas play we wrote this year. We even had the major plot point of elves going on strike

The elves should unionize, terrible pay, conditions and impossible deadlines is too much

“Willy Wonka meets The Breakfast Club at Christmas” now THATS a movie I wanna see

Bad Halloween movies, bad Christmas movies, Ted! Where are the bad thanksgiving movies!

9:54 subtitles "sad ass kidnapped kids" 😂😂

At 2:47 it 100% looks like they just poorly green screened the family into a mall. 💀

Ted referencing Percy Jackson made me so happy for no reason

So... I worked on this movie. 😀That is, I shot the behind-the-scenes videos and interviews that end up on the dvd special features. Here's a little unasked-for backstory. The director (Ken Feinberg) has an actors studio in Atlanta, Georgia. In previous years, the final project for the students was to make a bunch of short films so they could have footage for their acting reels. Then one year they decided to put in the effort to have a feature-length film. The main six kids and the main elves had been in the program the longest. The elves were written to be played by younger kids so that all the students could have parts. A lot of scenes were shot at Stone Mountain Park in Georgia because it was already decked out for the holiday. And yeah, it's not taking place in the North Pole because it was shot in Georgia, where it hardly ever snows (we did get light flurries one night of shooting, and the kids were so excited to see "snow"). Some of the scenes where the kids were voting on the naughty/nice kids were taken from other short films done at the actor's studio, which is why the kid playing the elf was re-used.

Jeff from Stranger Things is just Cedric all grown up and mellowed out into a different kind of nerd.

Ted's deep voice sounds like what your friends sound like when they try to talk after huffing nitrous. Or like what other people sound like when you've been huffing nitrous

Just finished watching the new Chuckle Sandwich episode and then immediately see a new Ted upload :D

Alright Ted, it’s been a month. Where you at Edit: Ted it's now two months...

The beginning is like they needed teenagers for Santa to kidnap but they couldn’t think of another way for him to find rude teens so they just put them all in the mall, despite the fact that most teenagers would not go to see Santa

I absolutely love all of Ted's movie reviews, and I am doubly glad I don't have to watch these movies myself

8:44 she had to look at the script that had me crying 😂

This reminds me of last Christmas when my Grandma went outside to get the cake she made from her car. Ted appeared riding a reindeer and ran over her whilst playing grandma got ran over by a reindeer. He played the song on a 10 hour loop and continued to ride the reindeer back and forth over my grandmas broken body during the 10 hours. Thanks Ted😁.

If this situation somehow happened IRL, I would be terrified of anything involving christmas. Keep up the good work Ted!

A burst of euphoria rushes through me every time i see ted post a movie review video🤣🤣🤣

I thought kidnapping children was Krampus’s job lmao

I’ve loved the recent string of bad movie reviews. I would love to see you cover some of the bizzare Steven King movies, I’m thinking “Thinner,” or “The Langoliers.” They are absolutely wild movies

he might as well be cast in one of these movies at this point

As someone who got kidnapped by Santa last year, I can tell you that this movie is 101% accurate.

That kid who said "I thought they could do ANYTHING" about monkeys to Santa had me laughing so hard

I watched call me Kevin review this same movie, and I loved to see the difference between the two. Mainly, Ted just seems to be a little less confused.

Hopefully this video can make me forget about the horrendous things Ted Nivison did to me at exactly 11:57 P.M. EST in the Columbus Indiana park!!! Can't wait to watch this ❤️❤️❤️

Perfect! I was just wondering what I'd do over the weekend

11:48 this elf has a black eye

jeez bro at 9:31 johnny was fighting his demons