Pyro finally doing a video on his barber

As a lebanese citizen, you legit clarified the story better than our local news did (MTV)

no way Pyro covered this ! i am from lebanon , and from an area where one of the people got caught , me and my friends and actually the whole city im from know the guy , he was always nice to everyone and a bit odd. he did try to kiss young boys ( back when we were 15 and drinking there ,and hebwas like 30+) it was a common gag and a goof that everyone knows him for ( young and old ). and he was very well connected to higher ups ( politicians and rich people ) plus he is a mason ,so he was untouchable . for 15+ years he did this, and everyone knew. i even have him in the background of some of my photos . so glad this came to light . p.s.: Lebanon is a barely functioning country , we don't have that much electricity ,water ,food, medicine and ever since 2019 we are in an insane inflation spiral downwards ,so things like child marriage and rape are either locally solved or just buried if you have enough money.

As somebody who grew up with their father being a government agent who helped stop people like this. Normal people have no idea how prevalent and how evil this is with all social media. Also how a lot of social media platforms either completely ignore it or semi promote it like IG and Facebook. Protect your children seriously be careful.

Weird how the voyager-19 vid didnt perform well, i actually enjoyed that better then any of the slop

human trafficking news set to this editing style is a whiplash for sure

Trafficking survivor here thank you for covering this. This stuff is way more common then most people think. It's likely in your life you haveeef a trafficking survivor or victim its a unfortunate reality

That's twice now that "Dr. Disrespect" and "Child safety" have been mentioned in the same sentence

Fun fact: Ghanawi the girl that helped that human trafficker was once asked of how could someone make money she replied "focus on your carrer, don't care about people's gossips, and do anything you would get a good budget from"

Jesus pyro, did you get roasted so hard on your hair that you had to move blame onto your barber?

we made it guys, we're in a Pyrocynical video. Greatest achievement to Lebanon.

Pyro viewers: complain that pyro makes slop Also pyro viewers: complain when pyro stops making slop

Hi pyro , long time Lebanese viewer here 🇱🇧 , and since he was discovered to have had all these allegations it snowballed into finding out more about a large Tiktok "gang" , some actions from inside the gang included drugging children using chocolates , enticing children with parties and fame , and so on

“This man is pure evil” lets see if bad hair man changes the title

Vid starts at 4:01

As a Turkish viewer, I have to admit our barbers are a hit or miss. If you've found one you like, don't forget where it is. I'm hundreds of kilometers away from my hometown due to university but whenever I go back, I always give a visit to my barber because he remembers me even after 4 months and he's least 60 years old. (He has his apprentices so he's not alone there)

I bet a lot of them being arrested are gonna tell the judge “I'm way too famous for this shit you just suggested” - Drake without his ghost writers

Pyro is pure evil

"the agency" sounds like a fortnite faction

Really like the recent up in quality, for not just the longer videos but even the commentary style ones as well. So, kudos to your new editing team. Keep up the good stuff, Pyro.

No way we got pyro explaining what a fucking haircut is

1 Like in 18 seconds? Pyro is blowing up!

Middle Easter people and rape gangs name a more iconic duo

I really liked the voyager 19 video. Its funny because i deleted a comment sayin "i get sad when videos like this flop cause we probably arent gonna see anything like it again" i deleted it cause i didnt want it to be true. Im personally here for your personality, passion, and humor everything else is secondary. Your content is a comfort, your commentary is engaging i cant imagine youtube without Pyrocynical. Thank you for being a hopeful smile in the darkest moments.

When he said The Agency my sloppy ass brain could not think of anything other than Utopia

a substantial amount of views in such little time! pyrocinical is excelling in his trade!

Pyro’s writers became international lawyers for this one.

Dr disrespect forshadowing

I see a man with a Gwyneth Paltrow candle on his head, and then immediately get slapped with child trafficking headlines. wtf is the Internet

1:10 hiremepyro jumpscare

3:37 it said ''I am the best barber in Lebanon''

pyros editor zooming into his face when he tells a joke to remind you its funny

The Voyager 19 video was a banger, not Pyro live. It was pyrolite

Whoever edited this video really was off the ball with this one. Putting animal crossing music over Pyro talking about a minor being abused is gross. Lol.

friendly reminder that there are probably 10 people out there, children and adults alike, suffering per each 1 of us sitting behind the screen

1:15 Pyro got that rayman hairstyle

Pyro is cute as a girl button ------------>>>

Pyro not releasing Darkwood is pure evil

0:00 pikmin (real)

I really enjoy your non-slop content. I’d love to see more of it cause otherwise I wouldn’t know about cool niche topics like Indi gems or small scale passion projects.

The hairline got to his head

1:10 pyro real hair

Vibin to the Silent Hill jams in the background

If anyone’s wondering the song at the beginning is called “the rebel path”

Yay! Pyro posted. Time to go to sleep! Also best part starts here 15:19

i watched the voyager19 video twice and really liked it. thanks pyro

the network? the agency? erm, yellow killing show reference mayhaps?

Pyro, you might need to do an apology for associating with your barber.

Bro I loved the iron lung clone video

6:07 blunder and pokeaim bros we’re so cooked

5:59 Fortnite Midas

0:22 DON'T CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT

Pyro's barber be like:

Saying you have one of the top haircuts of all time is the biggest lie i think i have ever heard

0:00 bro gave him that pikmin cut

I liked the Voyager 19 vid. I've watched it twice already.

“Bro pulls out the particle accelerator”

I loved the Voyager video, and I think it was the first one I ever saw on this channel (hi I'm new!!) sad to hear it's not doing well : (

Pyro finally admitting how evil he is

I went and watched both vids, great content!

NO THE VOYAGER 19 video was sick I loved it

Editor knew what they were doing by playing Catch Me If You Can in the background of this specific video. Which btw, props for the editor for sneaking sonic music into every single video they've worked in this channel, I always notice when they do.

I thought the Voyager 19 video was great, btw! I'm sorry to hear that it flopped.

Man i hate when i go to the barber to get a trim but i end up with a f**king main battle tank with the 7th panzer division on my head... 😔😔😔

These Pyro's barber comments are out of control!

"One more video before bed"

Pyrochinicles has stopped uploading, we can finally be at peace

Trafficking bald people so they can harness the power of their shiny heads, cartoonishly evil plot

Cyberpunk musics goes hard

I bared my teeth at the screen like an angry chimp 2:40

Editors trying hard to turn slop into an actual commentary piece with impact

Pyro is the last thing a retail manager sees before they die

Congratulations to hitting 1M subs 🎉🎉🎉

no the hair thing is so real, for me i think its needing it to grow out just slightly but it always looks way better a few days after the haircut

cope

For anyone wondering, £50,000 is $5 USD, it's basically monopoly money

That intro was wild dawg

Something worth noting, on the video you're wanting us to watch; it didn't appear in my sub box at all. And knowing YT, I'm not the only one who didn't watch because I literally didn't see it.

sloopy slop

at least its not as bad as kai cenat's barber (kai fire your fucking barber).

From the thumbnail I thought the darker skinned guy was that person who goes to restaurants pretends to order expensive drinks and goes "WEALTH!"

Pyro going on about a trafficking incident while animal crossing music is playing is just ☠️

1:30 cope

pyro's barber is pure evil

"That took 5 years off my life saying that!" I lose almost twice as much whenever I hear it!

thank you pyro for acknowledging that you post slop, and immediately makes a slop video.

"one of the [x] of all time" is the single worst possible phrase of any type that could ever enter any possible language at any point history in any possible universe.

The slop has evolved into chum

i personally loved the voyager video

It should be outlawed for anyone to say skibbity griz when they are above the age of 10.

Pyro cheated on me

the agency? like from fortnite?

Damn, I rly liked that mini game review, too. Should do a few more & give ppl a chance to warm up to it.

This is crazy, ive been going to this dudes shop all the time and i had no idea he was a barber

The Cyberpunk music goes hard in the beginning but actually this guy is evil? I never would've guessed but it makes sense since you got your haircut there.

Pyro's barber was arrested for impersonating a barber

pyro has basically become my news guy i literally just come here for dramas, situations, those interesting NEWS

first time iv seen you. thank you for stepping away from your comfort zone to inform people. as a parent this is far more concerning so it makes sense more people watch. usually i only hear about events in the US, id love to hear more about similar events in other countries though i know its hard to do so in means of self privacy and protection.

0:14 Clearly referencing Dolan... Pyro fell off.

no views? how about no hairline