what guy

@@swmj drew, on amanda's channel

what’s up guy

Ugh ikr? Such a clout chaser 🙄

Laser Cat a

Nah he just got REALLY good prosthetics and a LOT of skin grafts

Kyle Atkins-Weltman obviously.

Glad to see him staring blankly into the pizza oven after all that fire... I know the PTSD must have been rough.

Aidan Souder I’m just proud of him that he’s no longer scared of the hit Disney XD children’s tv show: kick buttowski: suburban daredevil

No, he just had a limb and hair transplant, which is why he doesn't have that curly Revenge of the Sith hair anymore

this joke would honestly make the movie 20 times better

same, and then she said something that made zero sense.

THAT has to be my favorite missed opportunity in a screenplay of all time. 😂😂

That would have been the best line in cinematic history

HAHaHAHAHaHAHAHA

The sex scenes better be on the DVD release

idk why fucking "pizza themed porno" has me cackling

wouldnt be the first time hayden was in a barely-disguised porno

@@marink7332 It’s a funny line, ofc it has you cackling 🤣

@@marink7332 for me it’s that there are so many pizza themed pornos out there it’s an expected trope 💀😂 why’d we do that. Why is there an era of human porn history where “pizza with extra sausage” had a vice grip on our collective nutt Like it’s not even that good of a joke-

I was wondering wtf that was

When does that happen cause I can't see it?

@@Mel-lb3zo in the rain soccer scene

Time stamp?

@@kaylen6492 at 7:46 you can see a bit

I heard that right after I read this.

nice pfp! ll-//

akjsjstdshb 😂😩

*careful Drew your bi-curious is showing*

I-

hahahahah self deprecating joke ahhahahaha i also have depression and i’m so quirky ahhahahahahah

@@masterblocker1426 are you okay

UwU Bite Me Bitch hahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaha no

@@masterblocker1426 good talk

Damn imagine losing your relationship because of Little Italy

Really, that's why he & Rachel Bilson seperated?

@@jdnaz1288Allegedly Rachel found texts between Hayden and Emma Roberts so yeah. The timing of the break up checks out too.

imagine being the actors forced to shoot all five hundred scenes that inexplicably involve characters eating pizza. over and over again. desperately trying to maintain your shitty italian accent and pound out those ad lib dialogue exchanges whilst chowing down on some lukewarm pie. your jaw hurts. you start to taste the salt of the production team's palm sweat because this is the ninth take and these pizzas definitely changed at least eight hands before reaching set. the flaccid crust so tough yet so incongruously soggy. the rubbery processed cheese the props department spritzed down with water to make it prettier for the camera. the congealing store-bought no name tomato sauce that hits your tastebuds in exactly the wrong way every single time. you take a bite in between lines and are only able to taste the single, wrinkled basil leaf they added so it looked like a home cooked pizza... ... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

@@eliza1498 I honestly feel bad for the actors. So much pizza, so little care.

@@eliza1498 mmmmmmmmm

Good eye!

@@eliza1498 LOL. I actually worked on the set of this movie. They had so much pizza that they just let the crew members eat it whenever they wanted. I can honestly say that like 1/4 of the budget was spent on pizza alone. there are certain days when I'm hungry and I think back to that pizza and get really frustrated -- it was honestly the best fucking pizza I have ever had in my life. I took it for granted and just ate it because it was there, so I never cared to ask where it was from. But Donald Petrie knew that there were going to be a lot of pizza scenes, so he made sure to have the best pizza in the world on set. I have actually dreamed about this pizza at night, not even joking. The flavor was so unbelievable that your mouth would actually drool while eating it. It was almost like not eating for 3 days and then getting to bite into this stuff, your salivary glands went into overdrive. The flavor was soooo _full_ and perfectly salty, and you could taste every single ingredient -- the subtle olive oil in the cheese-stuffed crust, with the slight pesto aftertaste, and some incredibly fresh greens on top that had a crisp bite to them, with savory meaty umami flavors dripping with a bacony melted three-cheese bite that was absolutely orgasmic. I think about that fucking pizza so often and I've tried so hard to backtrack and figure out where it was from. I would do anything for a chance to taste it one more time. It was not only the best pizza I've ever had, it was actually the best _food_ I've ever had. Nothing has ever come close, and that fucks with me every time I think I'm going to eat something good.

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What if I take a shower

@@DarkShadic9632 then you'll still be a little stinker bc you didn't brush your tongue

Peak literature

Poetic

This sounds like a Drew review lol

I want to like this but it has 666 likes

Cheese is fucking gross

Shattered Glass was pretty good.

Hey, revenge of the sith is pretty darn good

@@iantaakalla8180 loveeee that film

the prequels were great imo

He was good in that film where he was conscious during his surgery

Well Hayden Christensen’s mom is part Italian but Emma roberts isn’t as far as I’m aware

they could have casted me, I would have done this movie, I'm italian looking and my last name is extremely italian

And who are 10 years apart but supposedly grew up together

That's where that stereotype comes from: crappy Rom-com's from the 80s where somebody gives a speech or confesses their love for somebody and all the random strangers around start clapping

@@IloveGorgeousGeorge oh wow I actually didn't know this! I always thought Tumblr posts were just wanting to fake things so bad

Brad Knapp cool

The Tumblr brats are shaking

i am the 1.2K'th like thank you and you're welcome, please clap

tommy brb getting my ass groped by a cop

UwU}}}}Lord{{ like if the plot in the beginning just never ended

You could say that they are a bit cheesy 🙃

frrr im puking

bro normalize shutting the fuck up lmao, movie is cringe doe

Wait that’s so cool

Ah, yes, my favorite, _s p a c e w a r s_

I've watched this many times and everytime i thought meant like a LONG pizza like an oval pizza. Damn.

Ohhh I get it now! Thanks. This comment was educational to me on multiple levels.

@@calowenby1654 lmao 😂 wow I didn’t realize how many likes this comment got. Yeah working in real pizzerias where the pizza takes a “long” time, can be quite difficult with people expecting its like a McDonald’s.

@@polly5229 Aw really? Haha I got that one right away, I have always wanted to watch this movie after watching drew review it, this review made me laugh so hard I think my spouse was laughing at this one too lol

@@atomdecay LOL you’d be surprised! I remember one time this lady called my job (at a pizzeria) asking for the Chinese food restaurants phone number down the street and legitimately getting angry with me because I told her I wouldn’t walk down the street to get the number, that isn’t my job lol. Another time this father came in with his kids because there was a karate class next door and after telling him how much time it would take he got mad at me wanted his money back then asked me where the nearest McDonald’s was 😂 it was literally a few blocks away which was the funniest part.

It's like a that happened story.

AJ Phaneuf *nugget*

im- not gonna finish the sentence cause putting a “-“ at the end of a sentence makes better, even though i know it doesnt-

@@oikawaponyo6591 Nugget agrees.

CIAOOOOO

cheese

I have Italian parents, and I don’t think they’ve ever made pizza while at their house

No shit

Corra Gem impossible

Will Da Pensive Penguin Dood r/rareinsults

It was. 😂😂😂

And it’s like stale old spaghetti you put in the microwave but it’s still cold

The mom "She left for the Aero port!

That part got me 😂

I literally screen recorded that part of the trailer so i could figure out if anyone i knew could make sense of it. No luck

Little minded? Like close minded? I honestly have no clue

Maybe it was a veiled small dick joke. She said 'little' pretty menacingly. So maybe she meant 'nothing ever changes' like 'that shit still ain't get more than 3 inches and you're not a teenager anymore'? IDK, it's weird.

I took it as it so small that nothing ever has changed. Like how small towns are always the same. It’s a weird way of saying though 😄

im thinking something along the lines of this: little as in little kid. kids are young. little Italy never changes. thats just my way of seeing it

That would actually be a hilarious and clever twist. The rival family thinks putting weed in the pizza will sabotage them, but it ends up making them more money, because the stoned customers order even more pizza

@Kristian Alexis she reversed her menopause, the pizza was just too good

​@@reginageorge9349you ever eat a pizza so good you start ovulating

Yes

NYES

And then he murders all those who live on the pizza by they kidnapped his Italian mother

I guess they never had NY pizza

I hate it when he does that

tomate

Apocaloptigon this comment is confusing but also makes sense

What was she like?

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This Adventure Family no

Yeah some people cook tomatoes into curry sometimes

My aunt adds curry to her bolognese sauce sometimes and it tastes amazing

i was thinking about the curry thing recently because my partner is from Germany and currywurst (sausage with curried tomato sauce) is an extremely common fast food over there. racist AND poorly researched! fun!

esp funny bc curry powder is a british invention n not used in traditional indian cooking

There are lots of Indian curries that are tomato based.

Ophélie oh yeah I forgot to mention that.. so weird lol

Probably bc they always have to make the girl "hotter" by having a younger actress. At least that's how most of these movies go for some reason

Hayden Christensen is used to roles where there’s a significant age gap between he and his love interest

It was just a normal childhood friendship between a 10 year old and a 20 year old 😁

It doesn't only annoy me it disgusts me, women are not allowed to fucking age

oh shit its damnyell

Pan banan xD

Aka every 00s comedy

“Wh-what are you doing step-cousin?”

Every "adult" cartoon.

Poor Hayden can’t escape it.

It's a movie about family

rise of skywalker tease ✨

This feels familiar

I take offense to that.

edna rad aww that’s awesome!!

That’s so cool

I thought this was gonna be a very shitty joke but it was a delightful tid bit. That's so cool

That's dope

Yess a fellow Torontonian! 🇨🇦

that’s emma roberts for you 😂😂

😂 wonderful comment

Nah, Threat Level Midnight is a classic that deserves a Dundie. idk wtf this is

THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGHT

Michael Mangesi I screamed

yoo_csaba

That’s extremely accurate

Yeah, there's no way that that's two years ago.

“Finally an excuse to ask a man if his hand is on my ass”

“Becaus-a of-a Obi-Wan

What do you mean, “theory”? That’s LITERALLY what happened.

“Finally, an excuse to be sexually harassed”

I concur

Pizza

I mean I saw someone being sponsored by pork so it could happen (it was pork.org I believe)

Pizza

AND THE SPONSOR OF TODAYS VIDEO IS PIZZA

And then keeps the pizza image on screen, as if it’s a picture.

Inriek _ thank you oml

or risotto

sembra non abbiano mai incontrato una persona italiana

Or actual focaccia

Or actual pizza I'd say

They had a bingo card of stereotypes. If they got gays in, they'd have a full house They have italian, Indian, sassy black woman, british, they really went to town with unnecessary stereotyping

@roan I've not seen the full movie, I don't intend to either lol

the movie was produced and written by Vinay Virmani. an indian. but ok sure it’s racist lmao

HECK their race doesn’t make a movie less racist...

@@snarkysmile but at the same time.. not everybody watching the movie is Indian. it stereotypes the only Indian in the movie, pushing the idea that "haha its because thats the accent! they sound like this!!!" to people who may not know shit abt Indian culture.

olive ye I was so confused, these are established actors. How could they go through with this script

Nna Oranuba and low salary

@@nnao6535 money

when i watched it the other day i thought it was a 2015 movie 💀💀

For real, I kinda understand Hayden but Emma Roberts?

amelia zerbe certainly not weed high. Cocaine on the other hand...👀

this comment has 420 likes i cant like it

amelia zerbe just from that scene alone you can tell that no one in the making of that movie have never been high

Lmao I’m more of a Tom Petty kinda stoner

You mean "i like to move it move it is the anthem of high people" ?

Big brain energy

Litaly is what cool kids call Italy.

Correction: *me, an intellectual

thats called being very british

i think you mean "me, a genius" cause that's genius

Congratulations you just spent time & effort for that. I hope that was satisfying 😂

I like your version.

or just "there's a reason they call it little italy. it's like italy but if it was little" seems a bit more on par with the movie's stupidity

There's a reason they call it Little Italy. The weather's always cloudy.

There's a reason they call it Little Italy. I wish my Dad loved me.

yeah she would have ran a sorority where everybody gets murdered

@@thankunext5602 And would have named everyone Chanel

@@shiannafoxx and participate in a Dare death-game

Thank,u next and beat her boyfriend 😬

yeah brunette Emma wouldn't have the guts to do any of that she would probably get sent to boarding school in England by her dad

That's the plan

😂

yes

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@@anyataylor-joy1209 SHUT

SAME.

Y'all telling me this boy is straight? Bitch please

I-

I understand the joke but who sucks on their pizza to consume it...

Retardicus ...you mean you don’t?

explain?

frfr

@@erikapavedtheway Emma Roberts was either alleged or caught being domestically violent to her partner (I'm not too familiar with it)

​@@jazzy-45785rffgushe was caught but he didn't press charges

Fr…

Idk two years ago seems like 'today' enough for me

It was two years ago

imagine lmao those who like noah centineo have no taste.

@Montan yeah I got that lol just saying I can't believe other people actually like him, to stress op's point haha

You afraid you might get *WET*

You underestimate my pizza

You were supposed to the destroy the pineapple not put it on the pizza!

From my point of view, the pepperoni is evil!

ANAKIN stop panicking Jesus has a planakin

Don’t underestimate the power of the pineapple side

How has that not been done yet? I bet you it has

@@propogandalf Yeah, it's called Little Italy (jk jk lol)

It's been done and it's called Pizza My Heart and it's terrible and amazing

Oh my god that title is glorious

Boy do I have a movie for you

I somehow read this as, "I love your accent! Is that accent?"

Sorry, I don’t speak Italian.

It's the same with me and groups of blokes in films like this. Apparently all men talk about is how they slammed the hot blonde last night over bud lights (god I hate American cinema), when in reality the last thing I talked about with friends was seafood.

benanderson89 I dunno if it’s specifically American cinema. Maybe you the just watching *bad* American cinema. Like this

It bothers me too, like I hate that like ew

Literally only talk about my friends' love lives when something big happens like starting dating someone or getting married otherwise we mostly talk about food

#failingthebechdeltest

Its a pizza-themed one

🤣

Wait was yes

This comment is underrated

You didn’t know they had those?? There are tons of non Christmas hallmark movies, most are like this

this just made me realise the pain actors that have to eat in a film go through

@@sci_pain3409 It's insane. Everytime they do another take they would take away what we had and replace it with a fresh bowl of gelato too, so at least we didn't eat as much as there were takes, but man we ate at least 2 litres (1/2 a gallon) of shitty gelato, lol

oml you're literally so lucky,did you ever get to meet Emma Roberts cause I used to have the biggest crush on her when I loved American Horror Story

Man imagine being an actor in that movie I don’t think they’ll ever be able to look at pizza again

why was that bad

this is the perfect description

oh my god it all makes sense now

Yes that's it. You solved it.

Sims could do better.

@@caoimhedoesstuff9293 Don't be hard on them some things probably got lost in the english translation.

It must be a Parody i cant belive that's a real Movie and where did the 8Mill goes ? Pizza ?

ᴘ!ᴀᴛᴅ wth are you doing

ᴘ!ᴀᴛᴅ I don’t think L.A. Devotee has anything to do with this comment-

*Danny Gonzalez

Ayumi Gust-Anderson Kurtis Conner*

allen Cody ko*

He was the chosen one!

@@crabken4969 He's going down a path we cannot follow...

You have the high ground.

C’mon guys I think we’re under estimating his power a little don’t you think?

Hello There!

Hypothetical. It's just rumor. All Italians eat 24/7/365 is pizza. There is no "other food."

Saanvi Srivastava thanks for educating me! My family is part Italian and I guess that explains why my brother is constantly eating whole pizzas in one sitting

@@gracealyssa28 No problem :) Glad to educate the Italians who have strayed from their glorious Italian heritage and have begun to eat *-shudder-* other foods. (You can never be too careful on the Internet. This is a joke, guys. Repeat after me: this. Is. A. Joke.)

Sounds fake but ok

Fake!

SAME WTF bro i’ve watched this so many times

You get it

I thought she died there?

@@namelastname766 no she went on her own rogue side mission

@@MiyaMam948 ooooohhh

@The Black Crayon Nah, that was Laura, I thought.

@The Black Crayon They're two different people

I know! Dannys great!

Haha what an original comment and not at all on every video she’s in.

@@mr.chicken2723 of course it is it's a running joke with him and his fans

Natalie I didn’t know sorry but it doesn’t make any funnier

Mr. chicken wow, you’re probably a Danny stan even though Amanda is the funny one :/

No, only my other pastas

@@destroyakira ah, I see.

But how was it speaking last night? Mom I think the house is haunted!!!

gli spaghetti che mangio, parla sette lingue tra cui la lingua dei segni americana.

I thought all spaghetti talked

w u t

that had me dead😂

When I heard him say that, I just imagine Drew INHALING a literal sausage

yeah i actually almost died hearing this joke

I just fucking lost it after that joke XD

It’s over Nicky, I have the high ground!

omg same bahahahahahaha

Same especially with their bad British accents lmao 😂

Oh my god, that's it

Beni Iviara latina italian latalian latiinaa

"Did I mention I'm ITALIAN?!"

Ur pfp is cool, I kinda wanna draw it ._.

Beni Iviara IT’S BECAUSE I’M ITALIAN

My kind of person holy shit

@@bruinleney4942thanks lol

@@bruinleney4942this is funny to read when you both look at each others profile pictures

Mine too

you got your comment liked by Danny, good job

@Grace now he’s truly greg

Grace lol wrong channel it's Kurtis not Danny

@@knashboi3914 omg I can't believe he forgot the extra greeting

@grace yeah this is kurtis

Felipe Matos wait what was that like?

you can’t just leave us hanging like that got dammit

Come back here and elaborate my dude

tell us the story dude

Don't know what to say it was two days of shooting the scene where they compete for the best pizza and randomly had body builders and babes with bikinis it was random as fuck but the acting and writing was corny as far as I could tell but they fed us. In the trailer my dumbass is literally eating with a stain on my shirt