Yes, Pyro deciding to create this channel and give us delicious slop was insane

bro's income is people donating dogshit messages to him and he's gonna call people broke for pirating games 💀

Pyro calling pirates parasites when all he does is watch other people’s content

Pyro not knowing third world countries exist that can't do anything but pirate the games is truly a pyro slop moment

Pyro being from the UK with its poverty rate saying "stop being a brokey and get your money up" is kind of hilarious. idk about england, but there's a stupid amount of incredibly poor people elsewhere in the UK due to a severe lack of jobs. The irony of him saying "how poor can you be" is massive

pyro not understanding that unnecessary expenses drive people to pirate things is truly a Pyrolive Slop Moment

Pyro the type of guy to struggle opening a pistachio

Pyro telling people to get a job while he vomits slop on the daily and still makes 1000% more than you, truly a Pyro moment.

Pyro has finally accepted that he is mental, I pray for him.

Pyro saying you shouldn't pirate modern video games and then immediately showing a collage of modern video game companies releasing broken and unfinished games is truly a Pyrolive Slop Moment

The millionaire really ranted about people not being able to buy videogames.

Crazy how pyro only uses other people’s content yet calls people who pirate video games lazy

I'm sorry pyro that a 60 dollar game is 5 times more expensive in my country and that my mom won't allow me to pay for a game that is more expensive than every food product we buy in more than half a month

Pyro telling people to just stop being poor is truly a Pyrolive Slop Moment.

Pyro truly flexing all his wealth on the 9 year olds

Pyro, actually, does not comprehend the 2nd and 3rd world.

Pyro when he tells a 10 years old child to get a job instead of pirating games.

Pyro not understanding the concept of not having money

Pyro doesn't understand that poorer people, not even including the ones living in poor countries, are so conscious about their spending, that they can't justify spending any amount of money on something that is not a neccesity. Even if it's like 2 dollars, that 2 dollars could be used on something else. And considering you're only stealing a digital copy, there is no victim, so you're not actually hurting anybody

Finally pyro confirming he’s not mentally well. This is fantastic

Thank you pyro fir making me feel that when i write an awful, low quality essay, i always know that it could be even more low quality

I personally enjoy the vibe of both versions of HL2, but i do really wish more beta content made it to the final game

You are correct, me thinking Pyro would ever create original content again was Insane

I can feel the pyro slop in my head. It's chiseling away my mental stability but I can not resist it. The slop is just so sloppy. The more I watch slop the more I become one with the slop. I shall not exist without slop and slop shall not exist without me. I've accepted my faith as I'm slowing becoming one with the slop

Find it insane that pyro was able to bring up yet another breaking bad referance

Pyro definitely hit the next tax bracket and wanted us all to know

Streamer calling anyone else a parasite? LOL, Truly a Pyro moment

I understand that the guy who never had a normal working class job would be disconnected from financial realities of countries outside UK

Pyro finally making Petscop 2 after so many years? This is truly insane

Fun fact: Today is the 10 year anniversary of the smosh video "What Guys Are Really Thinking", and today is also the 16 year anniversary of the smosh video "The California Stereotype Experiment".

Thank you Pyro for disuading me to pirate expensive video games, I will now proceed to buy the $50 Lord of the Rings: Gollum game in full because of your inspiration.

Buying videogames in my country is a nightmare, piracy is pretty much normalized here and I do participate in it, although I try to buy the indie games I want to play, I pirate most AAA games nowadays

thank you Pyro, everytime I feel like ive made slop content i remember about the existence of the PyroLIVE channel and instantly get a boost in self esteem

Still remember when ritcher calling pyro a culture vulture when pyro starred watching those gmod arg videos

No way Pyro is shitting on someone else for getting scared. Anything with Analog in the title pyro acts like is pure terror

Pyro talks about chat saying 1984 but then bans people who ask where's Hyojin Ironic

I got the same feeling from Bioshock Infinite's gameplay trailer vs release. The vibe feels completely different, and I can't really explain why. The full game doesn't seem as eerie as the trailer presented.

Truly an insane PyroLive slop video

I remember before HL2 came out thinking that it was going to be open world with no loading screens and that you'd just go from area to area with procedurally generated chase and escape and barricade sequences to get away from aliens and combine, blocking doorways with washing machines and running from gunfire blasting in through boarded up windows. I can't even blame Valve for disappointing me there because that was mainly my fault. I still love the game anyway of course, I've played it over about 10 times, replayed it with mods, all that kind of stuff.

Yes pyro, people are broke. Not everyone has the opportunities to live a financially stable life in a first world country. That's why people pirate games.

The PS5 have more games than pyro have main channel videos 😂

This video must be so insane that he had to put in the title. Nice to see Pyro watch a Richter Overtime video I love that guy but honestly I kinda preferred HL2 Beta or the final game we got now, man I would love to play the beta.

Pyro to make a long story short he used a exploit to pretend he was a Valve employee to the software they were using to manage the internal office network and file sharing among company PCs (think a 2003 Microsoft Teams / Google Drive thing) and then he right clicked and downloaded all of it.

first worlder moment be like

THANKS FOR THE SLOP! THE GREASY PIGGIES ARE FULL NOW😋

I have a friend who lives in Indonesia, where they don't make near as much money as they do in the US, she'd kill to have a ps4 and always pirates games on the ps3 and her laptop... Pirating is good for people who are poor and can't have consoles or even their own rooms! For anyone else though, only pirate when it's for a video game company you hate like Bethesda or EA

2:38 Pyro channeling his inner Barry, 65

from what I heard the valve hack happened because valve's internal servers allowed you to leave your password blank so he just went around trying usernames while keeping the password blank

Ok but like after seeing Ralph Fiennes as Amon Goeth, I wouldn’t mind seeing him as Wallace Breen in a Half Life movie

I think it's perfectly legitimate to pirate three things, content that you can not purchase (be it region locked, taken off store shelves, etc), Day 1 DLC (that shit should have been in the game) and games with Denuvo in them.

Yes pyro, we've known for a while that you're insane.

Yes, Pyro deleting all footage of the cruelty squad video was insane

Its insane how little the mod folder is checked

Pyro my bro, when the experience I get from a pirated game is better than the paid version of that same game, guess what, Ima pirate that game. We need to humble those suit executives that make the poor decisions.

Good seeing richter overtime getting recognition from small KZfaqrs like pyro

Axel hacked into Valve's network by breaching a website that was run on Valve's network for Gabe's brother. I think the website was called Tengis or some shit. It was vulnerable to an ASP attack where Axel was able to upload arbitrary files to the server that would then run the ASP files. Once in the server, he broke into the domain controller and got all the usernames and passwords for the network. at the time, Kerbors passwords were hashed with MD5, and MD5 has some well collisions and is easily brute forceable. Adobe and a few other companies have been caught using them, and their unsalted password list was leaked on the darknet shortly after their website got hacked. Anyway, after he got the admin username and password, he pulled all the files from the build server and e-mail server. The rest is history. I know all this because I used to be in a lot of hacking IRC channels at the time and Axel was in one of them and bragged about what he did. I belonged to a ton of hacking and cracking groups until I turned 18 and grew the fuck up and started acting like an adult. I'm really surprised I never got caught for half the shit I did, but I knew when to get out, and I never bragged about the shit I did to anyone. Rule #1 about security. Trust nobody.

Valve must've said "The leaks are coming! We've been compromised!"

Idk dude some people in this world are pretty damn broke. As someone who couldn't get a job as a teen-ager and who never received money from parents i never had the capability to buy games. F2P games were the only saving but overall pirated games was my second option

It was insane that pyro thought anyone would possibly give 2 farts

2:25 There is another thing actually: it is always morally justified to pirate Nintendo games.

Pyro has finally confirmed that he is an ambulance chasing culture vulture

3:08, it's over, le money got in le head

Evil pyro be like: This was mundane

bros getting tens of thousands of dollars from youtube and sponsors and starts saying stop being broke 💀

Thank you pyro for supplying with the daily slop

Well, in Argentina at least I can see why people pirate stuff. First off we're falling off badly, then add the fact we have to pay taxes to buy stuff internationally+IVA, and then Steam some time ago raised the price of games for a 500%, so AAA games can cost to 12k and 20k$, more if it has dlc, I remember I got The Binding of Isaac at 1k, and it was on discount

Someone needs to make a really good game based heavily off the beta concept art

the cut weapons seem like an over INFLATED arsenal

Least honest Release Date Apology Message: “We have to delay our game because we found some new bugs to fix and 1 change could change everything, lol”

thank you for the usual slop pyro, great work

Ah yes, Pyro watching a Richter video and insulting poor people Good slop as always

Pyro people pirate games so they can get better frames and most are better optimized than the actual release.

Bro thinks everyone is shitting money like he is

Remember kids, pirating is bad unless in two circumstances. If it's not available in your country... Or if it's Netflix. Netflix should burn in hell.

Pyrocynical: professional video pauser

This channel is the mental equivalent of popcorn

i just started watching this half life/valve dude and now this man has found. what a time on the internet

I make sure to only watch pyrocynical through pirate bay.

Yes, the fact Cruelty Squad isn't out yet is insane

2:34 actual coping and seething

21:42 pfft lmao that’s fucking Fredrick Nietzsche

Glad Richter Overtime is getting bigger. Great channel

It was, pyro. Very informing. (I’m being held at gunpoint.)

I am addicted to the slop

speaking of piracy some countries make it very hard to purchase stuff online especially internationally, so they pirate. also some parents don't allow their kids to purchase stuff online, so they pirate. a lot of the time streaming services are trash and it's easier to pirate, so people pirate. long story short people pirate because it's easier not because it's cheaper so the whole "stop being broke" argument just doesn't work

Biggest thing I got from this video is that Pyro is making a “My House” video, can’t wait for that one, although I already watched another video essay on it.

its morally okay to pirate all disney property

thanks for my slop fix pyro, i was in delirium from withdrawal

day by day the Pyrocynical channel is still bare bones.

It’s so insane no main channel uploads are going to come out

Best part of the video was when it ended

2:30 I AM A BROKIE IDC

Pyro serving us this gruel on a silver platter

I need my daily Pyro slop to sustain the optimal braindead physique

2:57 He doesn't know about existence of Russia and Belarus 💀💀

Pirate everything you can, kids.

I remember seeing a video a while ago on this story that explains how he got into the servers. No idea what video or channel it was but they definitely explained briefly how he got into valve servers.

im half lifing so hard rn

Use this as petscop 2 button 👇

bro pays for his videogames.