When he pulls out the "master plan" I was dying because it literally looks like some shit plankton would pull out to steal the krabby patty

Can't wait for Pete Z to get onto the No Fly List and realise that he's prohibited from flying several years later

"Airport security used to be super relaxed and then thousands of people died in a terrorist attack. I'm gonna prank them by pretending to do it again"

One time I was at an airport and I screamed “I HAVE A BOMB” at the top of my lungs. For some weird reason I was arrested and I’m now banned from flying, can’t figure out why but I think there might be a correlation.

I accidentally took a Swiss army knife on a flight from Eindhoven to Dublin a few years ago. I had it in my coat pocket because a few weeks before, some frustrated bored food-deprived teens tried to mug me during Ramadan in a city in the Netherlands. I got to security at the airport without realising it was there, it went through the scanner, and of course my luggage was searched. The border guard took the knife out and asked me why I brought it. I answered in my thick rural accent that I am from a rural area (which I am) and that I used it in the woods sometimes. He told me to leave it at home next time, put the knife back in my pocket, and sent me on my way. I was baffled and could feel the knife burning in my pocket the whole flight. I was visiting a friend in Dublin and planned on leaving the knife there as I didn't want to try my luck with the Irish border guards, but of course I forgot to leave it because of all the Guinness and ended up at the airport with the knife again. This time I did realise before I went through security and decided to leave the knife at the toilet. I hope some Irishman who just landed from his holiday abroad took it home and found a good use for it.

the dingus hoodie is quite fitting on this fella

That pilot uniform making him look like will from the inbetweeners

Editor went crazy on the bomb effects, honestly got funnier each time it appeared

I glanced at the thumbnail i literally thought it was David Dobrik.

Thank god ppl like George call out these clowns

My daily torture has been uploaded YIPPIE

When are we watching all the live action Flintstones movies lol? Petition to make this happen lol

Damn, just as I was about to take my bombs, guns and fake pilot suit with me on holiday 😔

Trust me bro his next vid will be "sneaking cocaine into a plane" gotta up those stakes

How do people not see all the other terrible videos where people got harmed and think “yeah this is a completely reasonable”

2:18 its a qld plate so it’s Australian the cheapest on market is $180,000 aud and the most expensive is $380,000 aud

"I'm sure that people tested that..." literally, people have even forgotten that they had one in their possession going through TSA.

i looked at the thumbnail for 2 seconds and thought it was jack manifold

I swear all these KZfaqrs are just the same these days. Some sort of fake vlogger but how they are getting views for it is unbelievable 😂

bro watched catch me if you can ONE TIME and thought he was frank jr.

I remember a guy's suitcase being x-rayed and it showed a grenade in his case. Turns out it was a grenade shaped aftershave,Diesel or another similar brand.😂

Well, that was weird to see Brisbane Airport in a Memeulous video! The security there is weird. Whenever I go through the scanners at the domestic terminal, it always picks up something on my left ankle, even though nothing is there lmao.

Does he think this is a Hitman mission?

Stop cuz I LOVED pete growing up him, and his brother Matt doing pranks was my literal childhood and childhood crush ngl !! 🥺🥺🥺

So he “snuck” into a lounge and a business class seat and were supposed to believe it isn’t fake

he is like Jack Doherty's Australian twin.

Big up George for knowing Garnacho is an absolute baller

The funny thing about you jokingly saying to just shout "BOMB" in an airport is that's actually one of my mum's tics 😂 so far it's happened in a few corner shops, a Tesco and a doctor's waiting room - luckily we don't take many flights. She gets embarrassed to tell strangers it's tourettes though and I'm always like mum, that's so much better than the alternative in this situation 😅

If the punishment for a crime is a fixed fine, it's not illegal, it's just an expensive fee.

how dare you ruin my edging streak

I could be wrong but my understanding would be that parking tickets and stuff don't matter to rich people, not because nobody tickets them, but because the punishment for a ticket is just paying money with is something that means nothing to a rich person. So they get ticketed but it's less hastle then doing to work to parent the ticket

The pain of watching that video deserves a like and subscribe

Also the reason when they found the gun alarms were not going off is because the person who reads the images noticed that it’s not metal

He got that list idea from Home Alone

Lmao that f*ckin checklist 😂 Send an image of that to the FBI lol his property will be raided about .5 seconds later

Also I'm as old as dirt and even in the old days there was some security - esp in the uk during the troubles had dogs and xray and everywhere going into and out of Latin America had dogs and xrays. It was apparently kinda ridiculous in the 70s, just lots of hijacking, but I'm actually not that old.

I don't ever think a single model of the Gallardo has been 500k even the more exclusive ones

Technically in some countrys its allowed to bring a gun on the plane aslong as there are no bullets in it or in your possesion, since bullets are considered explosives while a unloaded gun is just a piece of metal

Is the mask crusty 💀☠️

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Long Schlong!

We need more people like George

I love Pete _Zed_

Guns are actually allowed on planes. However you must declare it before security checkpoints, it must be unloaded and have 2 separate cases for the ammunition and the gun itself. The gun will then be taken to your plane and put into the cargo bay and you may claim it in your destination with your ID, and Gun License.

CBT time

reminds me of the old Action Man adverts or Johnny Seven adverts, You are to young to remember them but they were for little kids to buy toy guns and toy soldiers,

He's Australian... In Australia, if you're doing some mundane s*** like parking for 1 minute too long, it doesn't matter if it's a Lambo or a mobility scooter, you're getting fined.

As if you never noticed the fact that when he supposedly snuck into business class yes it wasnt first class just business. He showed a Virgin Australia ticket but got on a Rex airlines flight lmao hahahahahaha

the pilot uniform reminds me of will wearing the big clothes the buy alcohol in the inbetweeners

Last time I went through an airport and our coats were going through security mine had to get searched because they saw something in it that looked like a bullet. Poor security worker pulled a bullet out my coat and told us to just have a good Christmas because I was a kid and it was an old bullet in the coat

I'm embarrassed that he is from the same country as me.

The guy thinks he is Agent 47 with them disguises.

holy guacomole

I think he paid for the business class seat and that's also why he was able to get into that lounge

4.3k views in 14 minutes is crazy

Pete "zed" is going off with this one

i mean, it. is true tho that when things are punishable by fine, they're a non issue for rich people

I feel the only right way to say 'Pete Z' is saying it as 'Pizza'. (sounded like pete zah)

One day someone will try and make a russian roulette challenge and it'll just cause tragedy... can we just start the "Delete your tiktok" challenge?

I got called to one side at airport once i had a couple of bits of fudge which were in blocks.. they scanned it and said it looked like blocks of explosive, which when showed on picture it did indeed looked like some.

Why do I get the feeling George is extremely caked up?

I used to work in airport security and even nerf guns we don’t allow

13th glorious king

BOMB

Imagine he made the bomb song on airport wifi 💀

bro hes good at makeing videos thooo

Why does it sound like he's trying and failing to pretend he's got an American accent?

I had a toy gun in my carry on bag coming back from Disneyland Paris and one in my checked luggage the one in my checked bag was for a friend but bc I was like 10 when I got home I kept the one gun I had left 😂 they were actually pretty well made tbh metal and plastic revolvers that had been made to look old ( probably hugely overpriced tho bc Disneyland)

I don’t understand how he can’t get severely embarrassed if they ARE real. Like, I’m sorrrrrrryyyy?? A TOY gun??? EHH??

That guy said no, and he continued to make a fool of himself😂 L moment

"You can not take a gun through airport security"...... or can you? 🤔🤫

Please be sorry for me and my aussie mates

Literally you can go to the bar at that hotel for like maybe $20 and it's spectacular but i guess it doesn't get views. That airfare tho 😭. Singapore is very cute.

Why is blud so angry at Pete Z

i love pete z

They took my neon green and neon orange squirt guns my grandfather gave me trip to Florida in the 80’s. Definitely going to get something past in 2024.

Petition for George to cut back to a shirtless reaction segment, mid clip.

Incredible Aussie accent

Why is Scout from TF2 is on the thumbnail

Remember he called taking a gun on a plane "strict"

Airport security is hit or miss. One time they found a water bottle in my carry on from the xray but not the pocket knife.

“It” looks like a toy on a shelf !!

£500,000 for a gallardo?! is he ok they like £40k lmaoooo

Pete Z Is one of the best KZfaqrs and I can't care what he does

uh a toyota is already 50k where i live and thats not even for the car

Hey george do you prefer greggs or pret

In Australia, its pronoucned zed but say it however you like.

1:27 I really hope airport security calms down in the future. at least get rid of the pointless shit that only makes people “feel” safer, without making them safer.

why he lowkey look like jack manifold. I’m talking about the thumbnail

You would be surprised how many people try to open carry on planes in America... A lot of firearms get confiscated

Philippine Airlines 💀💀💀

I’ve been watching him since he was at 4K subs

Me with my gatling gun, (its not a pistol or automatic. its also not considered a fire arm)

i thought that was jack manifold

Actually they did a test and the TSA I believe only catch is about 10% of the guns that go through

I feel like this is only gun to this and get on the no flight list and try to get on a flight 🥲

He should try to smuggle gallium on an airplane, if you don’t know what gallium is it’s get into the structure of aluminum and totally eats it. If you had a soda can bottle of gallium and dropped it under your seat, you could literally fall through the plane after two or three hours of it interacting with the aluminum.

Wayh man aint got no views(yes i mean before 30 secs well done get an oscar but i already have one get a cramp)

3:37 we forgive you

Rough watch. Genuine second hand embarrassment seeing this dude