Chris Barnes walking out after every vocal session: “fuck yeah, still got it!!”

Chris Barnes on this album sounds like someone mocking how they think death metal vocals sound lol

TL:DR - Chris Barnes’ favorite letter is E

The first line in the rotting is "smashing through the skulls" but all I can hear is "dashing through the snow" And I hope everyone does too now. EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My first (and only) time seeing Six Feet Under was around 2004. They played a venue in San Diego most notable for pop-punk and emo bands and straight edge, but Cattle Decapitation was opening for them and I wanted to show support for them. Cattle was getting big, but nowhere near as big as they are now. When Cattle started, there was maybe 50-60 people. Next up was SFU. Almost the entire venue emptied, at most 15 people stayed for SFU. It was hilarious. No moshing, the crowd just stood there. I'm sure they stayed just to watch the trainwreck. Chris was visibly angry on stage.

Some of the most skilled tech Death Metal musicians get the chance to play songs that make AC /DC sound Progressive. It's hard to believe that the same Vocalist that appeared on the Bleeding has become such a joke

Won't lie boys, I was having a terrible day - came back to this review, and then the album itself, and immediately feel better. I'm not sure what that says about it...

Ice T’s involvement in this album is unparalleled

"bArNS nO cLiCK!" Had me rolling there dude X'D

get your earplugs ready gents, they're recording another one

Gotta come back to this video every few months its a timeless classic. Even better after Rin’s return on the latest CC review welcome back brother! 🤘🏾

I just discovered this after I got myself blocked by ChrEEEEEEEEEEs Barnes. I’m laughing so much. I needed to see this review.

The gravelly, "Chris Barnes" at 2:09... I blew coffee out my nose. Can I just add that The Rotting sounds really, really cool... without the lyrics.

Rin's verdict put the biggest smile on my face, I'm so glad he's apart of the channel.

I was down with SFU all the way up through True Carnage and then it became this sort of weird "what in all the fucks?" type deal to listen to a new release from them. This review, by the way, is my favorite EVER of this album (there's quite a few funny ones out there). I played some tunes off of here for my wife and when the squeal hit, she was freaking out because she thought one of the cats got hurt. Which made me bust a gut that much more...

Guess I'll be "that guy" and say that I really like their first 3 albums, as well as Undead/Unborn. But it's disappointing that Jack Owens couldn't bring something better out of them this time out.

Necrotic Nick’s Chris Barnes impression is fucking hysterical and great

Everyone gives Barns shit about the squeal, but if you go back to the Bleeding he started it there. Even a couple of time in tomb. I think no one ever told him it sounds bad so he just kept doing it. I bet if he would have stayed with Cannibal you would have heard him evolve better. But history is history and can’t be changed

Chris Barnes was awesome in his hayday but with the absurd amount of pot he smoke and just doing those vocals destroyed his good vocals

How anyone could expect ANYTHING redeeming from SFU or anything else Barnes-related is the ultimate mystery.

What’s absolutely insane is these are some of the most talented death metal musicians in the game

The vocals from Zodiac (only track I've heard, thankfully) sounded like Darth Vader taking a dump.

I have watched this review several times, and I bust out laughing every time. Funniest review I've ever heard or watched by far. The theories, wisecracks and the Barnes impersonations are hysterical!

Whenever I need a good laugh I come to this video. This is the first video I’ve ever watched from you guys. It Made the pandemic a lot less irritating. All I gotta say is thanks for all the killer content you’ve guys have been putting out. And thanks six dongs under for some good entertainment, and for all the times you made my ears bleed.

First video of you guys I've seen, y'all have an interesting dynamic. Hilarious. Thanks for the review fellas

I'd been a staunch defender of SFU for sometime now. I've just always dug their groove oriented death n' roll approach. There's a million Tech Death bands out there so, when I wanted death metal with a groove, it was good. I even like Graveyard Classics 1 and 3. Felt they had new life with Undead & Unborn. Think Crypt of the Devil is an overlooked killer album. Torment is where I was like.... well this is just not memorable whatsoever. Now this album.... yeah, there's no defending it. I haven't even heard all of it yet but WOW.... just wtf?

I've only been a subscriber to Thralls for about a week and I think I've watched this video four times already. It's like an RLM Best of the Worst Spotlight episode, but for an album instead of a movie.

Listen to it again I still love it

Slight spoiler in the thumb nail, lol

I have never laughed so much while listening to a review. I needed that. Great review!

That review was really fun to watch! Greetings from Germany.

Great review guys. From a musical standpoint I don't think the album is that bad. And while Barnes' vocals make the album impossible to take seriously, it's still entertaining. I actually find humor in the fact that when listening to "The Noose" on youtube there is a warning about the lyrical content before the song plays. By the way, what songs were playing in the background of this review? They sounded really good.

I love your reviews...you guys made me laugh so much with this 1

I actually tweeted Chris about the album if it was intentional and he stated to me that it was on purpose with a wink emoji, that made me want to believe that it's a troll album.

Jack Owen and Barnes forgot more about metal than any of you will ever know...

I actually burst out laughing at the lyric video for Zodiac. My God.

Best review I've watched in ages - loved it 👍👍

Man do I wish I had death metal friends like this. Lord you boys are a blast. Inspiring me to finally start reviewing.

In my head, Chris Barnes is shouting his name, like Matt Damon in Team America. This is my favourite review ever.

Absolutely hilarious!!! 😆 "...while coating his dreadlocks with dry shampoo."

Spot on review guys. Plenty of laughs again as well. I only downloaded this one because haven't bought a six feet in years. And I buy a shit ton of music. But I had to check a few times to make sure I didn't download the wrong album or something. Half expected to look and see it was the new machine head album or something because they are all over the place like this was. But regardless I still love Jack Owen. Some of my favorite corpse songs were written by him. But on to the next I guess. Thanks again guys.

I'm a hardcore SFU fan and love the new album, but I'm looking forward to watching you guys hack them to pieces in this review haha

You know to be honest I would love to see a six feet under discography ranking from you guys for a couple of reasons. 1. I actually do like a decent amount of SFU songs. At least over 50 songs. 2. I think the video would also be hilarious. Seeing all your thought on Chris and his vocals and lyrics/songs. Idk I hope you guys do it one day because we all know it would be hilarious and awesome. Cheers bro 🤘🏽

This album is dreadful. I can't believe that incredibly talented musicians like Lord Marco, Jeff Hughell and Jack Owen are wasting their time with Chris Barnes.

Love this review. You guys are hilarious hahaha

The analogies you guys bring up XD "It sounds like a Gremlin passing a kidnes stone." i can't XD

You know as much as I may laugh at this it’s actually kind of disappointing because back in the day Chris Barnes use to have awesome Death Metal vocals he Had power, he had depth he could go low,mid and high and even do guttralish vocals and to see what he sounds like now is just flat out sucks.

I went to a cannibal corpse show a few weeks ago and the crowd started chanting how they felt about Chris Barnes.

guys they announced a new album!!

Half a year later I keep coming back for the hilarious Chris Barnes impressions

chris barnes sounds like me trying to do a parody of chris barnes

I never thought of an album review could be a comedy special but this is pure gold, i am laughing my fucking ass off you guys are hilarious! Also i LOVE "Nightmares of the Decomposed"

Love the Majesty and Decay shirt. Best album from Immolation. 🤘

Best metal reviews on KZfaq. That was goddamn hilarious. Toledo? I might have met you guys. 🤓🤘

3:20 maybe he had Corona and that's how Corona sounds

It was a good album

I'm still baffled that Barnes hasn't reached out, or at least hit us up to burn one, or to bum a smoke.

Everyone rips on Barnes. It may not be the best metal in the world but it’s my guilty pleasure. Say what you want.

Chris Barnes is the best metal vocalist of all time if you ask Chris Barnes.

I keep coming to this review for a good laugh :D Your Barnes impressions are fucking hilarious.

I hope they make many more albums so we can get more hilarious reviews like this =))

Chris / SFU are legendary 🤟🏼 I was very disappointed about that last record and remember My one and only Warpath gig back then - anyway I believe in the next album! Thanks for your review guys 🙏🏼

Great review! Btw, what is that song @ 0:19 playing at the background?

You know the horror films that are unintentionally so bad they're great as comedy? That was this record 10/10

I think Unborn and Undead are great.

I had a great time watching this review. Was laughing constantly over hearing Chris's vocals get ripped apart. I was really hoping for Jack Owen to come in and completely rejuvenate SFU. Especially with all his work in Cannibal Corpse and DEICIDE. I saw SFU live once in 2012 in Worcester MA. They played with Suffocation and Revocation. Every time Barnes attempted a scream part, I swear someone was standing just off stage blowing into a whistle. As to try amplifying his screams. I did get get to meet Barnes outside the venue before the show, next to his bus. Even met guitarist Steve Swanson inside a restaurant across the street from the venue. That was cool.

This is probably still one of the funniest reviews I've seen from this channel, even though I've watched it multiple times,lol.

Shredlord doing straight up professional vocals to parody Barnes is a bit concerning. Because Chris sounds more like someone constipated with his neck folded down.

Brutally honest review theirs a reason the comment section was disabled for every track released

Chris Barnes is the Uwe Boll of Death Metal Singers

Hey guys. The new SFU album is coming soon. It would be great if the whole crew gave their opinions on the new record. Cheers🤟

Funniest Review I've Watched! This review is pure gold. 🤣

Love the thumbnail 👌

My friend showed me this album as a joke a few days ago and gave me a disclaimer right before we started listening to it, all he said was 'think blind three legged dog w/ mange...what do you do?'. It was a sad and appropriate foreword. Pull The Plug out of humanity Chris, jeez, it hurt to hear you fall this far off the table.

I feel like Metal Blade trolled them years ago by making their contract state they have to pit out 20 albums by 2025

I really wish Barnes would have used his iconic CORPSE vocals on this record whilst Owen back in the ranks. 🤘I was hoping the Zero the Hero sound! The early releases of SFU are classics...once the band changed personnel I feel that the name should have changed. West,Swanson,Butler,Gall classic lineups slayed! If this record was done with any of the classic lineup featuring Owen...Well then.🤘

SFU just dropped the fourth single from the album. The song is called "The Rotting". Also, the band is aiming to release their fifth Graveyard Classics album this year, where they would be covering Rush songs.

Ouch 🤕 that was a harsh review lol. It's so sad to see a legend like Chris Barnes fall from grace. It's like watching a boxer way passed his prime still try to fight and then gets destroyed

You guys mocking Chris Barnes sounds better than Chris Barnes.

Absolutely loved this review, much love from Sheffield, England.

I got a comment from Jack owen on my joke six feet under cover short I think because I commented on his video "I hope you got paid" on his amputator playthrough. Needless to say I think I got him mad....

I really wonder, what do you think about their album "Unborn"? I'm not really a fan of SFE but not a hater either, i kind dig some of their albums! But that albums, i think it's amazing in every aspect (production, instrumentation and the most important, Chris Barnes vocals) so I'm curios

I have the album playing on KZfaq right now, had to listen to it after such a brutal review, and to be honest..it’s not the worst thing I’ve ever heard and I’ve been a Metal fan for 40 years. Yeah the vocals are what they are, even the pig squeals.. I laughed I have to admit, but I’ve heard worse. The band sounds decent, maybe not that inspired or original, the solos are cool though. Lyrics, who truly cares it’s not what we listen to death metal or extreme metal in general. I’m hearing all the serious faults in this release everyone brought up, songs just ending.. the vocals..etc, but to be honest it’s not the worst I’ve ever heard. I own a couple of their early albums and Chris didn’t sound like this and I think if this is all he’s capable of now he should rethink another musical path. I am getting used to what I am hearing though and to be honest it’s ok. Not being a diehard fan of SFU I honestly can say it’s nothing I would buy or listen to again..as I listen to Chris croaking Drink Blood Get High as I write this lol.. but I think it would be doing the actual musicians on the album a huge insult by saying this album is... fill in your own insults.. to me they are fine and those solos are great. It’s not the worst thing I’ve ever heard, I can listen to it, there’s some bands and styles I can’t even sit through one song, so it has something going for it. Musically it’s fine, lyrics on the dumb side but who cares, solos killer, vocals blend after a while.. Overall I have heard worse. I agree with Rin , it’s not great sure, but it’s entertaining.. 2 stars.

This review could never be watched enough times

They have a new album on the 10th May. Enjoy.

THIS RECORD SHOULD BE AT TRILLIONS FEET UNDER!

How is anyone surprised? SFU hasn't had anything even vaguely respectable since Haunted.....and that was mostly if you wanted a CC/Obituary supergroup

You guys shiuld do a SFU discography review LOL

Love the thumbnail! 😂

You guys are hilarious, just like this album. Drink Blood, Get High! BTW what band's playing in the background?

i dont have the soul or spirit to look these up in lives

Just got done blasting this one boys and been a Six Feet Under fan for awhile now and this is brutal! 4 of 5 from me!🤘

This review could never be watched enough

Back at this classic after it was announced theres a new album. I hope yall review the new album just for even more memes and laughs

First time watching this channel btw. I like how about 4% of the dialog is Rin, but when he does talk it's objective truth and white heat

They did NOT put any effort into this album. At all!

If I were to ever meet Chris Barnes I’d tell him nightmares of the decomposed is my favorite album of all time, just to see how he reacts

Ok, gotta be honest here; I've just re-listened the album... there are actually some cool ideas and riffs I actually like ( the opening song 'Amputator' overall is pretty solid or/and 'The Rotting', which has some really cool passages ( that get immideatly spoiled by "EEEH" )) , but it all gets ruined by a dry and "low phat/no-balls" production/mix, utterly inane lyrics, Barns's vocals that ignore any sort of rythm or dynamics and those gods-awful, unimaginative mid-tempo snooze tracks. Overall, I'd say the album is still a horrible and low effort cacophony, but there are actually some good riffs/ideas sprinkled througout it which however can't save it from being what is is: shit. PS: This dumpsterfire of an "album" reminds me of that one Morbid Angel fiasco... you know the one I'm talking about... >:-(

In a world as divided as ours, I'm glad that albums this appallingly awful can bring people together. It's like MST3K for death metal.

When i heard everyone talking trash about this album and how bad it was, I couldn't believe it. That was until I heard it. OMG this thing is horrible. Their next album has to get better right?? 😮