3 Security Goons for one locked door 🤣

No-one speaks with more misplaced confidence than a security guard.

The older security guard is a classic example of someone who displays their ignorance with such confidence, all the while talking absolute shite.

'If a door opens I'm there filming' absolute GOLD💛

“If a door opens I’m there filming” lmao

A security guard accusing you of having delusions of grandeur is absolutely hilarious! I bet he spends half the night laying awake in bed buzzing on the idea that he’s going to foil the next terrorist attack and be a big hero. What an absolute melt!

The guy who thinks he has authority calls AB a fantasist 😂😂

You dealt with these goons in the best way possible. You laughed them out of existence.

Tempted to book a ticket to Coventry to film that door 😂😂😂

That security guard is a joke giving out orders 😂😂

AB taking the piss out of the security. Love it.

Watching AB’s channel is very relaxing and like escapism, weird that it is real life yet so entertaining. Best auditing channel easy.

That was too funny AB, in general security guards are a hilarious species when you film them in the wild like this. Mr ‘I’m in charge’ with his ‘thin blue line’ gangster patch was the absolute highlight, obviously used to bullying people who think he has some kind of authority but no match for AB. The look of total confusion when you simply dismiss every stupid thing he says is just priceless. You can see his brain just stalls as he slowly realises he has been exposed as a total idiot and is being owned by a man with a camera. I pity his family if he has one when he went home after his shift.

"I am who I am" This is a very deep philosophical statement! This man should be a professor at Harvard!!

Security tools are getting thicker by the day.

The old security guard has a serious belly going on there 🤣😂🤣

Guy with the beard looks like Taj from come fly with me 😂

"DON'T ENGAGE!" ... proceeds to make himself look like a complete clown. As a ex Coventry Uni student I find these guys are an embarament to the uni

Old boy full of his own Importance.😂 Getting tied up in knots😂

Auditing Britain, Long Island Audits, Amagansett Press are my favorite, I especially enjoy the fact that AB has such much fun and how Long Island Audits stays so calm.

22 minutes of pure comedy gold AB 😂 Thank-you

Lol, "I need help, he's taking a picture.". I had no idea that The Ink Well in Coventry was top secret.

AB: "My job is to film any door that is open" such a wind up merchant 😆😆😆

AB 100% you are changing it every day. So many people getting wise to these antics thanks to you.

As usual a brilliant audit very funny non of the 3 stooges had a clue what they were doing and had no idea about basic laws

what a bunch of Wannabe cops/Gestapo 🤢 good job AB!

Less powers than a scarecrow 😃

This reminds me of a time I worked in Iceland as a teen. A man who looked just like this approached me and asked if we had any paper. When I said no he looked at me with shock, and exclaimed ' You are a food shop and you don't have PAPER?!? I laughed it off and thought what a fkn nut job. 10 mins later he comes past me and shouts "PAPER" holding a packet of peppers 🌶 😂

Brilliant from AB. He's talented, he makes it all happen. I love the way he doesn't react in an aggressive way but just leads them on.

Fucking hell that's one of hell of well protected stationary shop.

The universe managed to align things so that the 3 dumbest security guards in the UK all ended up working at the same place lol

I love how he’s purposely sketchy to lead them on 🤣

Seems like he's too used to dealing with students who are too scared to say boo to him. He has a total meltdown when someone doesn't listen to his nonsense.

You've captured their souls.. you need to give them beads now

AB Love your work these guys reminded me of the three stooges. Old security guard could not let go of his ego and made the biggest fool of himself and the company he works for. 10/10.

The guy pretending to be a police officer said you have delusions of trying to be something else 😂😂😂 priceless 😂😂😂😂😂 Brilliant video, crying laughing thank you AB ❤️🙏🏻

The security guard dressed as a cop with his thin blue line badge accuses others of being a fantasist lol 🤣

That was 25 mins of good entertainment. Thanks AB!

you had the giggles alot in this encounter😂 i was laughing along with you... people need to lighten up. much love AB 💓🙏

I love how you style. It's disarming and non- threatening. You are brilliant!!

There's a man armed with an IPhone Pro and saying YO 🤷‍♂️

If anyone's a fantasist it's that ridiculous security guard, what an utter prat.

Tied all 3 in knots! One of you're best. Keep it up AB.

"Oh, its 10 o'clock. Shall I come back at 9 o'clock then?" 🤣

WTF is Robert Mugabe doing in Coventry?

I think they all play for the Coventry University Netball Team. Because when you read that as an acronym, it's an accurate description of them.

I love to see the fun you get just going around.

Followed you from day one AB,and you've exposed some right goons,these have got to be in my top 5,love to see any of them actually chase someone

Haha, security guard with thin blue line badges.🤣🤣

Why are they so worried by a man with a camera, they think they can tell people what to do when they have no power what do ever

What a great start to my day. You had me in stiches AB 🤣😀😂 Cheers.

A.B thanks for this hilarious 😂 and I agree 3 very very unwise men love be safe out their

PURE COMEDY... Keep educating all of us. 😎😎😎

A classic! This guy should give up his security job,and go full time on stage.. He is a natural…😎

WHY YET AGAIN SECURITY WHERE ENGLISH IS NOT THEIR FIRST LANGUAGE?

Great entertainment AB, these security guard are on huge power trips but you keep knocking them down. THANKS

That was priceless... Him checking the door to see the name of the place he's supposed to protect, so they know where to send backup. The owners of the Ink well need to get a refund on this security.

AB didn't you know that once you put on a security guard or police uniform it gives you UNLIMITED POWER to use on any uneducated member of public. Security now even have the POWER to change GDPR laws🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Thanks AB - You keep me laughing, love it!😄

Sunday is lively at that pub because they do a weekly quiz in there and all the students come out to it !

Dads Army security group.

"you know ive been all over the country filming "you silly....... sausage 😂😂😂 that bit killed me

That’s the biggest Cop wanna be prat I’ve ever seen. They need to stop security dressing like, and acting like coppers. They are just laughable. 👍🏼

Brilliant work AB again. Showing them who is boss after they think they can tell you what to do. You say it all in only in your style! makes them look stupid. love it when the tables get turned!!

I find it so funny that these people have no idea how much content they’re creating for him by staying there and engaging with him, bloody hilarious!!!

I love watching your videos you make me laugh every time from the USA

Welcome to Britain 🇬🇧 2022 !! Our security services - who struggled to formulate a coherent understandable sentence in the English language - in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Thanks 🙏 James ✌🏾

Hahaha this video is brilliant,I chuckled the whole way through 😂😂

Theres no better auditor out there,trust me AB is the daddy! Thank you my friend 🥂

Guards asks for help and was told to ring control room. God help him if he was really in danger

I can’t get enough of your videos. Engaging peanut brains with an authority complex, delicious stuff 😂😂😂😂

You are educator - eXcellent work!

That's what happens when you pay peanuts for wages and lower the standards. Years ago it was ex military that did security work.

Absolutely brilliant 👏 another funny educational audit as usual 💯

AB: “Who are you?” Security: “I’m just who I am” AB: “Who are you?” Security: “I’m who I am” AB: “You are who you are?” Security: “Yes” 😂🤣🤣

AB you calling him a silly sausage is just too funny. It looks to me like these guys had zero entry requirements to their job. Thanks for another good video Sir.

While they're bothering you doing a lawful activity, there's probably real security matters that need sorting out, what a bunch of jokers. Well done AB 👍

Absolute wannabes wearing the thin blue line badge smh.. you’re hilarious AB never stop loli

I love you AB! You get them talking in circles 🤣😂

No no you don’t look suspicious you look very nice 🤣🤣🤣 I’m rolling 🤣

Coventry University so lucky to have specially trained security guarding their property 😰😰😰

I just love the way that you mimic their accents to reflect back at those inept and uneducated wannabe security guards. Have had many laughs with your channel. Please keep doing more of this same stuff. Best of luck from a satisfied subscriber.

Pah hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣AB, you just called him a silly sausage 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣AB we love you so much....you have the best job in the world xxxx

AB, you make me laugh !! Great work !

Where would we be without Security Guards very amusing.

You should do some live audit sometimes! I mean having a group of people assisting you with their pad and taking notes. And laughing live about what they say. 😂

I like how the older guy called you a fantasist, yet he has deluded himself into thinking he is in someway important. Luckily he didn't make it into the police, imagine a tyrant like that with powers.

Brilliant AB 🤣🤣🤣 This has brightened up my day 👏

The guy who thinks he has authority calls AB a fantasist 😂

Nothin' worse than a very little minded man with a badge, good God will they never learn??

Poor chap from the Halifax adverts has gone down on his employment status!

AB Honestly its been so long since I have laughed this much! Great content keep it comming. Thanks bro

I do admire how you pick up on everything from the rental van because they can't afford to buy one to who they look like. You naturally pick up on all the little quirks and it's a good skill to use

Lmfao your the man AB keep up the great work when I'm feeling low you always make me laugh and smile again respect 🙏

“Nobody on this earth 🌍 is like you “ 😆 best line ever

Thanks AB I really needed that laugh 👍

Absolute comedy gold. I almost choked on my tikka massala watching. AB goes from strength to strength. Top auditor.

AB is the John Wick of auditing

The expressions u get of the thre wise men is hilarious 😂

Another giggle 🤭 cheers AB 😂