kids probably go to bed under cardboard instead of blankets every night

George, I 100% promise that when I was in year 10, a regular substitute teacher who had a reputation for being a dick, came to take my class and spent the whole time screaming at us about how we were gonna fail our GCSEs and wouldn't amount to anything. It was based on completely no provocation that I can remember either. He got reported and let go for it haha.

4:54 Nah, my teacher laughed in my face in grade 8 when I said I wanted to be a paleontologist, then wondered why I lost complete respect for them and stopped trying in their classes for the next 3 years.

The urban tandoor ones absolutely killed me 😂

can confirm that urban tandoor does banging food one of my favourite Indian restaurants !

Always an interesting day when george posts

Always good to see the joy In George's eyes makes my day

george we all know theres nothing u love more than kids

“How the fuck do you talk to kids” Finally, a topic I can contribute to

I had an engineering professor in college that told me that as I was a woman I would always fail at engineering. Guess he was wrong as I've made cool things such as clocks.

My newphew had an Ipad age 1, He could have pretty solid conversations age 4. Pretty sure we didn't learn to talk as early on because we were playing with trains, blocks and dirt.

as a 19 year old who hasnt gone to a night club, i feel called out

as someone that lives in bolton i can say it is exactly like the video shown

Can confirm I like these tiktoks more than I like my kids (they ask for food too much)

I'm 23 and I've never been to a club because I'm autistic

As someone from Bolton is truly is a beautiful wasteland

I love that Bolton video so much. As someone that lives there, I can say it's exactly like that

5:54 we had to do this in school, but lying our heads on each other’s stomachs.

Thank you george for spreading awereness❤

9:42 I'm 24 and I've never been to a nightclub XD

I actually had MULTIPLE teachers tell me I would never go anywhere, check ur privilege George 😒

Believe it or not, there are not PRIME bottles in the 2p machines at Skegness now 😩🤣

Petition for George to go to Urban Tandoor in Bristol

For those who don't know, the song playing in the Family Guy Bar clip is Sukiyaki by Kyu Sakamoto and it is actually a banger

Felt like George's dusty vinyl extendable green screen in the background while watching this

I left secondary school at fourteen because the teachers were ABUSIVE, when my dad was in a meeting about it they did in fact tell him that I wouldn't be able to get a job at mcdonalds.

Cuteness overload!!

Thanks for this vid George I'm having such a shit day and this cheered me up a bit :,)

5:00 you underestimate the amount of rage students have managed to provoke from teachers who proceeded to say things like this

I’m 22 and have never been to a nightclub, but that’s just because I have crippling anxiety lol, I also don’t know any adults (other than me) who haven’t at least been to one

Love the content George and the frequency of uploads keep it up boss man 👍

A PE teacher in our school told is we're all gonna die before we were 30 because we couldnt run as fast as he wanted... 27 now. Sweet relief id only 3 years away

If I had kids Id love anything more than them

glad to see all my fellow nd ppl in their 20s who have never been to a nightclub lmao

I love you megemnalous ❤

love you "George"

like tik toks drunk then watch them sober

Bristol has urban tandoori Bolton has volcanic lava and waterfalls. I love England, god save lizzy in a box

Visiting urban tandoor is on my bucket list

You're supposed to talk to them like an adult from word go, that's how they develop language skills.

I did a Manchester United training camp in Bolton when I was 15 and I’m from Tennessee! Love the UK

father please let me out of the basement

Completely honoured that THE george meme saw the same prime collection tik tok as me

teachers do say that,im 26 now and my teacher told me that if i cant get myself together ill be a homeless and live on the streets, she was above the retirement age but somehow the school did allow her to finish that last class, good times

My friend got a cameo from you George for my birthday. Thanks for that I won't let my short comings stop me and ill tell Ryan he's naughty xx

0:22 We don’t, but he does

The fact you can go to aldi and get real Terrys Chocolate orange for 99p 💀

I want tandoori chicken now

George is too rich for kids

5:04. I actually once had a teacher who called my parents and started mocking me saying I'll never pass the year. I passed the year with plenty of extra credit.

i will now write paragraphs about how straws are superior Its much less messy, theres not chance of your drink spilling out of your mouth when you take a sip because it has a direct tunnel into your mouth. also, you wont have to wipe your mouth afer every drink- certain drinks can get your mouth sticky if you dont wipe after you sip, so straws overall are cleaner. If you wear anything on your lips, like lipstick or gloss, a straw helps prevent that from coming off onto the glass. the easiest way to drink from a glass or cup involves pressing your lips onto it, typically meaning you may rub off your lip product onto the glass. a straw, however, makes it easiest to prevent that from happenning. that brings me to my next point: cleaner glasses. this is good especiallyif youre at a resturaunt. your not putting your mouth on the same glass as everybody else, youre putting your mouth on a disposable straw that nobody else should be using, perhaps other than a friend or family member or s/o you may want to share a sip of your drink with. also, if your drink has ice in it, using a straw prevents you from ice touching your mouth and nose as you depend on gravity to help you finish the last of your drink. the straw can help you keep your drink mixed for any sort of drink thats a mixture; milk tea, coffees, etc. liquid seperates over time so youll need to mix it to keep it yummy. also, if youre goal is to look fancy, keeping your cup pratically spill-proof and upright youre entire meal is much nicer looking than tilting your glass and head all the way backto get the last drops of your drink. and if youre against plastic straws; many places have begun using biodegradable straws (my zoo for example who used to use paper straws for animals safety have now switched to a straw taht can easily decompose, but doesnt mess up with liquid; i believe many starbucks use the same kind of enviromentally safe straws). you can also buy your own reusable straw and bring it when you go out and simply ask to not be provided a straw at resturaunts as not to be wasteful, and because your brought your own. i also have a bias due to my sensory issues that make it hard for me to not use straws in conclusion, straws are nice this essay is from the straw gang

1:40 I remember seeing in a store they had to put them on sale to try get rid of em and nobody wanted them. It’s genuinely hilarious cuz they got to like $2 before they just got rid of them.

Im starting to realise my fyp is scarily similar to George’s

just got home from the takeaway omg this is the perfect time for george to upload ty hottie 😍😋

5:02 my yr 5 maths teacher did. She wasn’t wrong

Urban tandoor is in my city and their tiktoks are iconic.

My piano teacher told me I wouldn't be able to get into uni for music when I was in highschool so I didn't even try. In retrospect, I could've and I would've been great. I wish I had.

the urban tandoor guys have peak content

9:42 Im 20 and i have never been to a nightclub. I can’t stand large parties and I barely drink😭. I’d just wanna kms at a rave

4:59 typically Id agree with George here but I had an old Spanish teacher mine tell me everyday for almost the entire year that all I'd ever do is flip burgers. It was completely warranted I was a little shit in that class but still

Anyone from Bristol actually know if Urban Tandoor is any good, sounds fucking class lol

Teacher did say exactly that to me about 20 years ago. I may never recover, but my God were they right 😂

i love nightclubs

Do more of these videos before i call the tax men onto you george

Please watch hamhock jones this man made a commercial for his restaurant where he was dressed as jesus lmao

me an adult who has never been to a nightclub (chronic tism problems) 😅😅

9:02 but wtf does big ben even do lol at least the orloj looks pretty

2:59 I’m not a man but I do love a map

to talk to kids just say yeah, wow, and ok a few times

no george those face tatts are cool af (i have noro virus so im binging george m videos thank you george memelous)

bro george i’m not lying to you when i say a teacher once said i won’t be shit and asked me if i wanted a mcdonald’s application printed out, in the 8th grade…

As a brit with an american dad from iowa, i can't believe you saw that tiktok

Teacher said I would never get into it. I got into it years later . It does happen

but George, you don't have kids!

the flat viewing tiktok tickles me because A) currently viewing flats in a bit of a hurry and it’s realistic B) once slept through someone viewing my flat because i was ill, they were also videoing to show the pals they were moving with. thankfully the flat was clean and i was in bed, not the sofa

Adult that’s never been to a nightclub, hi 👋 😂

AYE BOLTON THE 1ST MEME

0:43 😧😦😨😰😳

George, I 100% promise that I could easily burn through 20 million.

Would you do another things you missed in Movies plz Also good video

Nah, I genuinely had a teacher tell me I’d never achieve anything in life because I didn’t want to make a ham sandwich (I’m veggie)

i just remembered when a cover teacher at my school told a kid to k1ll themself💀

same

Does that tatt man really think you "drive up" to the moon?

urban tandoor is so good u have to make a vid coming here

i went to B&M yesterday and saw prime for like £1.20 or something like that lmaoo

3:03 oh god I've been there

My primary school head said she taught stormzy… I still have no clue if I was true.

Pt2 George upload it.

I love kids

i did have a teacher legitimately tell me i would never go anywhere but he was right i think he was also really mentally ill

Same

that was such a sudden end it kinda just startled me lol. Am i odd or did anyone else experience that?

memeulous you gotta do some videos watching keith lemon through the keyhole if you can find it

hes never been to american schools. Bless your heart.

Not used a straw in over 5 years now….frick straws

As someone with both a 1 year old and a 6 year old, I can confirm you talk to 6 year olds like normal people.

8:36 cant touch lamps they are a luminary too

Quite noice

As a man from bolton its exactly like that im from a place called farnworth its beautiful defo wont get sliced for looking at the wrong guys e scoot