I love conspiracy theories revolve around the idea that the evil alien government leaves little clues for us to discover. Like yes they are overlords but they want to let us have a point and click adventure fetch quest to figure out the secret

"Conspiracies are kind of like lying but without the consequences" truer words have never been spoken

In the Sims 4, sharing a conspiracy theory is not listed under "deep thoughts" or "interests." It's listed under "mischief."

For those curious about the mosquito with numbers on it, for starters, its a silver birch aphid, not a mosquito. These insects naturally have two black stripes on there abdomen. They are not always perfect stripes, resulting in it looking like numbers or even letters. The more you know. Edit: I also want to add that although a majority of our ocean is "unexplored," that word doesn't mean what you think. When scientists talk about how much of our ocean is explored, they are referring to if the ocean floor has been mapped and how well. A majority of our ocean is large stretches of flat ground. Henceforth, scientists, and especially governments, don't want to waste multiple years and millions, if not billions, of dollars mapping out essentially nothing. Therefore, for the foreseeable future, our oceans will remain mostly unmapped, because scientists have better things to do.

"plenty of parasites have tattoos, just look at jeffrey star" 💀 ma'am that burn was CLASS

Fun fact the ‘mosquito’ with the numbers on its back are actually aphids, silver birch aphids. They naturally have spots on their backs and because humans love patterns sometimes their spots look like numbers.

The guy laughing during the murderous robot story was actually completely on point. The other guy was telling that story like he saw it develop during a news broadcast. The only answer to that is laughter.

As a Pennsylvanian i can confirm that Pennsylvania is a portal. It is important i don't tell you where the portal leads.

The fact Chad Chad went out of her way to dance like a madman in a Teletubby cosplay multiple times in her yard for a 30-second skit is admirable.

Every time $1000 is removed from the education budget, a TikTok conspiracy is born

In 1999, televangelist Jerry Falwell claimed Tinky Winky was a “gay role model” because he carried a purse. This was 24 years ago, so my memory is hazy, but someone associated with the show said something like, “These characters don’t have genders and that’s a magic bag, not a purse.” My best friend is a devout Christian and he rolled his eyes over this whole thing but said his grandparents honestly believed the theory. Parents and adults looking too deep into children’s programming is one of the most unintentionally funny things ever.

The amount of effort she puts for all the skits in every vid is admirable. She repeatedly had to dance like a crazy lady in different teletubbies cosplays multiple times. She deserves an award 😭😭

"Call me algebra because I can cancel out whatever the f*ck I want" ICONIC

That transition to “ a twinge of cringe” was executed with the confidence of someone who has been doing this a while, you can tell she’s leveled up in creativity

Because no one answered this I'll do it. The reason why the doors are so "huge" was because it was the design aesthetic at the time that if a room is large that the door had to be equally large (TLDR: Because it looks good). As for the latch being so high up, so every person and their grandmother cannot simply bar the door.

11:12 fun fact: big bird was almost a casualty in the challenger explosion. the more you know.

i’m always so excited to tune into a new episode of “what color is chad’s hair now?”

As an archaeologist, a weird amount of people ask me for confirmation of their conspiracy theories & that’s always fun

7:20 entomologist here! I can confirm tracking insects like this is super common, especially when estimating population size.

9:39 I really don't find the lizardpeople conspiracies funny because I'm Jewish, and I am acutely aware that "lizard people" is literally a euphemism for Jewish people. Look at all the anti-semitic conspiracies and compare them to the lizardpeople conspiracies, they're the exact same ones. Also, more often than not it's celebrities that are Jewish, or anti-semites claim are Jewish, that are apparently "lizard men." For example, the theory that these lizard people eat human children is just the blood libel, one of the most pervasive anti-semitic myths which purports that Jews kidnap Christian children and use their blood to make matzah. TBH most conspiracy theories are just thinly veiled anti-semitism.

3:53 I doubt anyone was particularly curious about it, but if you do want to know about the top latch, I worked at a place with similar doors. The top latch has a lever at normal person height (you can actually see it in the video) to close the latch with. It's just high up because that's a better position for withstanding wind pressure (these doors can actually be insanely dangerous in high wind conditions). If that doesn't make sense, imagine how much easier it would be to break a door down if the lock was only a foot off the ground. Other than that, the Giants thing totally holds up, ofc.

“Just look at Jeffree Starr!” That absolutely killed me.

"We haven't discovered 80% of the ocean" actually we have, people fail to remember that almost all of the ocean is open water

The "Mandalorian Affect" is how every time I go on twitter to see like cats and I get these "Hey sexy lady" Pedro Pascal Montages. Great affect- no complaints at all.

the amount of girls on hinge ive come across who put "helen keller isnt real" as the answer to one of their prompts due to that theory blowing up on tiktok is truly astounding and im kind of thankful for it bc it gives me immediate reason to swipe past them

The biggest conspiracy theory at my primary school was that the Telly Tubbies was cancelled because someone died on set, because they couldn't unzip their suit in time and suffocated 🙃. Now, over a decade later, a bunch of adults are making up even dumber conspiracies to spread online... I mean I'll let it slide on my end considering I was like 8, and had pretty restricted access to the internet, but there's no excuse at this point. (I mean at least make the conspiracy theories good, these ones have terrible storylines...)

As a teletubbies lover and defender THE NOO NOO IS NOT THEIR FREAKING MOM!!

11:55 top notch effects right there

the biggest conspiracy theory has to be about how chad chad's hair looks that alive and healthy at this point tbh edit i: i've been informed of my oversight ... they're wigs 💔... edit ii: THATS A SLUR? (my bad yall)

As someone who watched Teletubbies, I approve of this video’s ending. Po was definitely kidnapped by an alien in a flying box at least once every episode

I love the "moon landing was faked" conspiracy bc its like... if that were true... what would we even do about it lol

i just wanted to say that i love the cold opens/hard cut to the title card or whatever that might be called, like it's a simple change but it weirdly has a lot more impact. Also: the first conspiracy, the one about the robots? That's like almost literally the plot of Isaac Asimov's "Little Lost Robot" although I don't think the robot kills anyone, it's just capable of defying one of the 3 laws of robotics and when some scientists are tasked with finding it and correcting its programming, it manages to hide in a huge amount of robots who all look identical to it who presumably don't have the same flaw and the scientists have to figure out a way to get this robot to identify itself. It's really neat! Also, you know, not real. But neat nonetheless.

i don't get why conspiracy theorists think that whatever big company is controlling the world is gonna leave clues everywhere 😭

I think the most disturbing part about teletubbies is the fact they chose a vaccume cleaner to represent their mom 💀

11:33 this guy constantly shows up on my fyp and hes pisses me off. I dont think he really believes any of his bs, hes just baiting

as an aspiring entomologist that ‘mosquito’ one has to be the stupidest thing i’ve ever heard. first off, that’s *not* a mosquito. mosquitos are much lankier, much larger, and have a VERY obvious proboscis. what the tiktoker found was two diffrent European birch aphids (Euceraphis punctipennis). these aphids have two distinct black markings on their abdomens and, like all markings, differ with each animal. it’s a case of complete coincidence and human pattern seeking as to why they would have a ‘38’ on them. this phenomenon has also been observed on any animal that can have a varying coat pattern.

Every time Chad Chad uploads, I feel as if my soul ascends from my body

So glad my sleep schedule is so ruined that I can always catch a Chad Chad video when it comes out

8:11 my favorite part about this one is that WE HAVE BEEN to the bottom of the ocean and some nice basic research could have instantly proved that lol

10:40 bro called noo noo a mom 💀💀

How can Chad Chad consistently be so bombastically slayful

i love how she didn’t waste the opportunity to make the “ conspira-sea “ pun

No one else could get away with accusing their sponsor of murder

4:24 ah yes my favorite conspiracy theory. Final fantasy seven

thanks for gracing us with your presence on this fine thursday chad

when my younger sister and i were kids, she used to tell me about her “conspiracy theory” that jimmy fallon was actually jimmy kimmel, just with the name changed because every time jimmy kimmel would say his own name, dogs would come over to him thinking he said “kibble”, and he got so fed up with it that he changed his name to jimmy fallon. long story short i believed her for over a year which i think was in part because i hardly knew anything about kimmel or fallon. we were very weird children 😭😭😭

0:59 Chad Chad predicted New York in June 2023

Can we just appreciate how good Chad is at editing multiple hers into the scene, especially when she can make objects like doors still be visible through the chair as though they are… really there… hold on… …multiple Chads? (This is a joke btw bc the episode is to do with conspiracy theories)

I once went for a walk in a village in far north Scotland, and there was a chip shop with a blackboard on the front which included basically every conspiracy theory ever conceived in list form. It covered two whole blackboards and I'm honestly quite impressed that they managed to cover almost every conspiracy theory I can think of. I told my grandma who lives nearby about it and she said the owner of this chippy has some kind of laser thing she shines into the sky at night for... reasons? When the Queen died a few months later the chippy made national news after celebrating the death loudly because the queen is a lizard person or something, and then if I remember correctly the whole village threw eggs at her shop.

I've been binging your videos and ran out yesterday. I nearly cried and then actually died, came back to life, and died again due to shock. I simultaneously witnessed the birth and death of the universe, discovered and lost the cure to cancer, and became a professional ceramic bird figurine critic. This video saved me from what is undoubtedly the most damning of all fates-- a lack of Chad Chad content. Thank you, great and powerful Chad, for saving me from myself. Chad or chadn't, there is no chy. Long live the cheen

1:06 Hey chad chad u were actually spot on about the red skies comment! at least in new england and canada lol

The teletubbies theories r just basically slendytubbies games lmfao

7:00 the funniest part about that conspiracy is that it's not even a mosquito. It's a sliver birch aphid with a genetic lil splotch on it that kinda looked like a number, but it's not.

I wonder what chadchad’s neighbors thought when they saw her go outside running around in different colored shirts 😭

I have one thing to say. Take away the tellietubbies top half and keep it like that then you wil get amoung us people.

1:00 Chad Chad you can't just predict the future like that. Come on

The mosquitoe number thing reminds me of my friend’s grandma who uses permanent marker to write numbers on snail shells to see if they come back

shes like the perfect youtuber to watch while u eat

1:00 YOU PREDICTED THE FUTURE THE CANADIAN WILDFIRES

My cats also think the vacuum is sent from Satan 🤷‍♀️😹😹😹

"plenty of parasites get tattoos. just look at jeffree star." she moves to quickly past her own jokes, i was rolling

I love how chad chad rarely gets new sponsors but still makes every new chAD unique

As a Pennsylvanian, i can confirm that the portal leads to the Shady Maple gift shop and the only way to enter the state proper is to eat as much pa dutch food as you can and then exit the building.

Chad Chad - I could feel your commitment to the bit while you were struggling upside down. Thank you for taking care of us.

As someone who has lived in Florida my whole life, I think it's completely valid to think it's made up and honestly even I question what is happening here sometimes

I’m not getting anything done today because I found your channel😂😂 I absolutely love you and your humor 🧡💛

I have adhd and always skip the in video ads but having the like little timer thing there made it a lot easier for me to enjoy listenign to. Love.

I also had dark conspiracy theories about the teletubbies... when I was a toddler. No joking, the main reason why I watched and liked the teletubbies as a kid, was because my toddler brain was convinced there was this whole dark narrative unfolding

When I was little I for no real reason started thinking I was an alien adopted by my parents. I asked my mom about it and she of course was like "no you're ourbiological child" and I just straight up didn't believe her

1:01 well shit she got it right

0:59 aged well

“Call me algebra because I can cancel out whatever I want” Chad Chad you are a blessing to this world

my favourite thing is when people go "this kid's show is so dark, here's my conspiracy theory behind it" no, we call those headcanons.

Congratulations on almost 2million Chad ❤❤

THE GIANT GENITAL BIT MADE ME FUCKIGN LAUGH SO HARD

The genitals line actually made me laugh out loud. You have made my day better. Thank you

"Call me algebra cuz I can cancel out whatever tf I want" is my new favorite quote

The thing that gets me about most kids show conspiracies is that 99% of the time they’re kinda just- ‘hey, one time I heard a guy point out that the ponies from my little pony living under a monarchy is actually a dark reference to ancient satanic rituals. This is of course supported by the fact that citizens of monarchies worship their rulers kinda like how cultists worship satan. I can’t believe a kids show is this dark guys omg’

This makes me remember when teletubbies got into some hot water after lots of kids were getting injured as they were trying to copy the teletubbies by jumping into open sewer holes. I think it also made my parents stop indulging me and my sister with teletubbie stuff. no more watching the show and no more teletubbie toys T T it was my favorite show as a kid.

I always love being pulled back into the fever dream when chad uploads

I love dark theories about kids tv shows, especially the "all just a dream" trope, cause every time a series uses it as a canon explanation the fandom ends up hatng it

Your skits are getting better and better. Love it:)

1:00 predicted the future

My favourite aspect of Conspiracy Theories is when they put really obvious clues everywhere. Like "ok, aliens have taken over earth, what next? Put our face on the money, but hidden"

Actually, as someone who has lived in "Pennsylvania" for the entirety of my almost twenty year life, I can confirm that it is in fact a portal to Mars!

God i love how damn chaotic but also fluent chad chads videos are. Just makes me happy

7:35 oh so thats what the mosquitoes in my room were telling me

I’m obsessed w the idea of chef chad going to an petty field and jsut changing shirts and running around in front of a camera 😭 I typed this w one hand bc i was cooking y’all 😭😭 i had no time to fix it 😭😭

Her skits are so unhinged I love them 😭

I LOVE your humour. New to the channel and Im loving it

Found you through Jarvis and subscribed instantly. I've been binge watching your videos and I gotta say I haven't laughed that much in a while. The underground fart demon had me wheezing. Thank you for making these gems!

My boyfriend was watching a youtube compilation of conspiracy tiktoks the other day, and this guy was goin off about how "humans are faking sickness. Look at birds, have you ever seen a sick bird??!! >:(" had me rollin

I thought that KZfaq had recommended this channel but it was actually my 17 year old son who has been putting this channel on and then leaves the room and goes upstairs to watch the same thing. He wanted me to watch too but didn't want to say anything. God I love this kid!

im sorry but the sudden mention of roswell had me in tears bro, wdym a city from my state is just chillin in your pocket 💀💀

It's crazy to think how many Chad Chad's there are. Kinda mind blowing ngl

10:00 Wait until this guy finds out about twins

"Did you know that if you completely change the physical appearance of something, the physical appearance of that thing completely changes?" -Chad Chad, 2023

I appreciate the little touches of effort you put into these. "Point and laugh at the freak"- style humor is pretty common on KZfaq, but doing a split screen effect shot in four different outfits isn't.

Well here's another channel I am subscribing to. Love your humor Chad Chad - love from England! xx

12:21 as you can see guys, you see 4 chad chads. chad chad may have multiple clones and use each on of them for skits. and what makes it creepier is that the red one appeared out of nowhere