Tim Hawkins-Hand Raising and Sanitizer

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Peter Zielinski

Peter Zielinski

12 жыл бұрын

Tim Hawkins-Hand Raising and Sanitizer Chestnut Assembly of God 9-10-11

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@qualcom01
@qualcom01 7 жыл бұрын
Is that a throwing star for Jesus? Man, I may not be religious but good comedy is good comedy and this guy is fantastic.
@autumnhobbit
@autumnhobbit 10 жыл бұрын
"It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it." Gilbert K. Chesterton
@pkshere0
@pkshere0 4 жыл бұрын
OMGosh! This may be 8 years old but so relevant in these days of self-isolation and social distancing!
@Brigand231
@Brigand231 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, talk about not aging well. Our pastor is actually a germaphobe.
@codyhannahmary83
@codyhannahmary83 3 жыл бұрын
Wow yes now we social distance, plenty of space to be the flag lady!!!!!
@bobbimurphy6392
@bobbimurphy6392 3 жыл бұрын
@@codyhannahmary83 🤣🤣🤣🤣🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️
@allnighterofficial
@allnighterofficial 3 жыл бұрын
Boomer humour right there
@yukiannie666
@yukiannie666 3 жыл бұрын
not really...
@iampocketthepocket2227
@iampocketthepocket2227 8 жыл бұрын
Someone make this guy like crazy famous! Please! The world needs to hear this humor!
@gracytoyschultz4416
@gracytoyschultz4416 8 жыл бұрын
GIVE THE LORD A HIGHFIVE!
@haileyminger706
@haileyminger706 7 жыл бұрын
I love Tim Hawkins
@supahninjagirl4
@supahninjagirl4 12 жыл бұрын
I was in youth last wednesday, and I really got into the music and started raising my hands. I was to about Mufasa when I realized I had followed the steps exactly...
@AmyRose7771
@AmyRose7771 11 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh I LOVE Tim Hawkins!!! He is hilarious!!!!!
@BBall0027
@BBall0027 10 жыл бұрын
Someone at my church did a similar thing to "heartburn", but at the stomach, so I called it "indigestion".
@kyrancolenburg2588
@kyrancolenburg2588 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@danielbutcher5836
@danielbutcher5836 3 жыл бұрын
Need some spiritual pepto.
@matthewjohnson6406
@matthewjohnson6406 3 жыл бұрын
Great Video Man
@bobiscoolman2
@bobiscoolman2 9 жыл бұрын
When he did this at my church his fly was down and no one said anything. It wasn't even part of the act. It was hilarious!
@lishishur293
@lishishur293 6 жыл бұрын
bobiscoolman2 I highly doubt he ever came to your church
@Michele7771000
@Michele7771000 11 жыл бұрын
a time to weep and a time to laugh, a time to mourn and a time to dance, Ecclesiastes 3:4 Love to laugh! Thank you Tim Hawkins.
@phoenixgemini42
@phoenixgemini42 9 жыл бұрын
Would anyone else raise their hand when he said, "Do we have any people in the audience who doesnt go to a hand raising church?"
@ashleyrckchannel7064
@ashleyrckchannel7064 8 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely hilarious!
@barbieivy
@barbieivy 7 жыл бұрын
You just kill the pastor with that javelin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead!! This is too funny!!
@autumnhobbit
@autumnhobbit 11 жыл бұрын
To those who are complaining, I'm Catholic, and our priest makes jokes during homilies all the time. God made humans, and He wants us to be respectful of Him, but He also wants us to treat Him as a Father and as our Best Friend. Who doesn't joke around with their father or best friend? Does joking with your father immediately mean that you're disrespecting him? God invented laughter and humor, and if you read the Bible and pay attention in your life, you'll see He has a sense of humor, too.
@smiskowiak
@smiskowiak 11 жыл бұрын
I've read some of the comments on here and here's my thoughts. Tim Hawkins is FUNNY! Tim Hawkins is a CHRISTIAN! Tim Hawkins is a FUNNY CHRISTIAN! If he was doing anything that a church that was disobedient to God, churches would not invite him to do his thing. Sometimes, non-believers even get introduced to a church or Christianity through events like Hawkins. Stop being so legalistic and have some fun.
@yukiannie666
@yukiannie666 3 жыл бұрын
👍👍👍👍👍
@beckybrooks9974
@beckybrooks9974 8 жыл бұрын
I raise my hands in church....I call it sign language, but same thing. LOL
@cindygardner8649
@cindygardner8649 6 жыл бұрын
What makes this so funny is it's so true!😂😂😂😂And I'm rolling on the hand sanitizer joke cuz that one is the Truth. Com!😂😂😂
@fcbsdukes81
@fcbsdukes81 9 жыл бұрын
I'm spiritual, don't have hand raisin church but this guy I love. He's great. Hilarious act and so true!!!!
@kyliecoulston852
@kyliecoulston852 7 жыл бұрын
sabrinafair this isnt ment to be in real life, it is just commmedy
@jadonbaldwin8311
@jadonbaldwin8311 9 жыл бұрын
IS THAT A THROWING STAR FOR JESUS! PUT THAT AWAY! hahahahahaa
@nataliewilliams3657
@nataliewilliams3657 9 жыл бұрын
I LOVE Tim Hawkins!!!
@pepper341
@pepper341 9 жыл бұрын
Is that a javelin? IS THAT A WORSHIP JAVELIN! PUT THE JAVELIN DOWN! ok you just killed the paster... PUT THE JAVELIN DOWN
@ashleyriley6404
@ashleyriley6404 10 жыл бұрын
mufasa XD i have a shirt with these hand raisings stuff when i saw him live! love him!
@theclownsystem9429
@theclownsystem9429 5 жыл бұрын
OMG! I went to a tongue speaking church with a friend. They all speak in tongues at once and this one lady grabbed what looked to be a scarf and did the exact moves Tim did. Waving and twirling. I was trying so flipping hard not to bust out laughing!
@ivdddoxiemama7275
@ivdddoxiemama7275 5 жыл бұрын
It says to believe in tongues in the Bible. There is supposed to be a interpreter who understands.
@chrissyjoy08
@chrissyjoy08 7 жыл бұрын
If I ever feel like going vertical or doing a "worship javelin" or "throwing star" I'll move to the back of the sanctuary ;) Seriously, though, I've done a number of dramas and mime performances to songs and sometimes when we sing those songs I'll move to the back of the sanctuary so I can do the movements and not disturb others.
@mmorales868
@mmorales868 8 жыл бұрын
We have one lady in our church with an empty seat radius, if you get close you will get popped in the eye. LOLLOLOLOLOL!!!!
@sarahsparkman1047
@sarahsparkman1047 8 жыл бұрын
my friend Ashley is like that she has her space cause she loves to move
@Taylor-wt9zv
@Taylor-wt9zv 8 жыл бұрын
lol
@gailthomas2631
@gailthomas2631 4 жыл бұрын
Been there, had that done to me. Must have been the same lady.
@tld250
@tld250 11 жыл бұрын
Great quote, my friend! Thx for posting
@megankindler9727
@megankindler9727 11 жыл бұрын
He always brings a smile!
@joshuahdoane2772
@joshuahdoane2772 10 жыл бұрын
Is that a worship Javelin? PUT IT DOWN!!
@KateraKiitten
@KateraKiitten 12 жыл бұрын
I'm officially in love with this man's comedy.
@davejohnlucas1986
@davejohnlucas1986 9 жыл бұрын
The 97 people who dislike this video do not go to a hand raising church.
@richtaft3308
@richtaft3308 7 жыл бұрын
True
@heatherbilly4223
@heatherbilly4223 6 жыл бұрын
David Lucas I don't go to a hand raising church. I'm Lutheran. And liked this video 😉
@heidichrist4000
@heidichrist4000 4 жыл бұрын
Make it 198 people.
@theultimatekfbfan2721
@theultimatekfbfan2721 3 жыл бұрын
@@heidichrist4000 now it's 206
@SuperEddietv
@SuperEddietv Жыл бұрын
Actually, they are triggered these days. Take it as a personal attack. I presented this to my assembly of God friend. They were seriously offended.
@_mokoa
@_mokoa 12 жыл бұрын
i saw this in his show yesterday!!! i love it!!!!!
@jamieleeriley2562
@jamieleeriley2562 3 жыл бұрын
This guy proves you can be funny without cussing.
@juliastrobush1571
@juliastrobush1571 10 жыл бұрын
give the Lord a high five XD
@readthebible67
@readthebible67 5 жыл бұрын
I am in pain.....He is SO funny!!
@JustinSmith-nc8ju
@JustinSmith-nc8ju 10 жыл бұрын
I love him
@cindytubbs6609
@cindytubbs6609 10 жыл бұрын
This is great!!!
@shygirlnow2011
@shygirlnow2011 4 жыл бұрын
HIGH FIVE to you!
@calebfisher7345
@calebfisher7345 4 жыл бұрын
this is the most relavent comedy I have seen during this craziness
@pamelalamon7670
@pamelalamon7670 4 жыл бұрын
He needs to do a PSA on proper use of hand sanitizer during our current Pandemic!
@WesAxson1
@WesAxson1 12 жыл бұрын
This is awesome
@ashleynd92
@ashleynd92 10 жыл бұрын
I want to go to a heavy metal worship service.
@jeffreydumm5152
@jeffreydumm5152 10 жыл бұрын
Look up Sagebrush Worship.
@havenparks
@havenparks 6 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Dumm Thanks. My stepdad really wants some heavy metal worship music. Have a blessed day!
@botrm
@botrm 6 жыл бұрын
You dont have to have a stiff upper lip2follow Jesus,just a contrite heart :)
@CheersNE
@CheersNE 5 жыл бұрын
I've been. It's a trip. We couldn't hear much for a few days following but we enjoyed it!
@notefromjan
@notefromjan 4 жыл бұрын
myhrr3 your comment is comedy gold that Tim Hawkins should use! LOL ♥️
@ajmarkle96
@ajmarkle96 10 жыл бұрын
3:23 "no no Jesus loves you but your annoying" XD
@ajmarkle96
@ajmarkle96 8 жыл бұрын
It is a funny one
@kendrawilson1223
@kendrawilson1223 8 жыл бұрын
Omg I love this he is always funny
@annemccabe3929
@annemccabe3929 11 жыл бұрын
i love this guy !
@mickgarner4108
@mickgarner4108 5 жыл бұрын
Excellent
@emilylove1497
@emilylove1497 11 жыл бұрын
I love this guy
@MrsJuba2022
@MrsJuba2022 12 жыл бұрын
AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@levelup9
@levelup9 11 жыл бұрын
She's a little too free in worship.. Brings your own flag to church - Love it
@KatyStJohn-lg8ql
@KatyStJohn-lg8ql 11 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! He is coming to my church this year :)
@davekerr3683
@davekerr3683 2 жыл бұрын
hey know this is old but dang love it so good
@kjalcaraz84
@kjalcaraz84 11 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Tim. Now I'm gonna be analyzing people to see what kind of hand raises they have. :)
@JeffDeanTheDeanZone
@JeffDeanTheDeanZone 12 жыл бұрын
This guy is a genius
@LeCole4
@LeCole4 7 жыл бұрын
hilarious I love it!!
@KevoTheFello
@KevoTheFello 9 жыл бұрын
he wiped his butt with the towle then wiped his face LOL
@roshithesayian6801
@roshithesayian6801 10 жыл бұрын
This is great XD
@3Nails1Cross4Given
@3Nails1Cross4Given 11 жыл бұрын
Gotta agree with you J-Man 100%!
@whiteswan1910
@whiteswan1910 11 жыл бұрын
News flash God has a sense of humor! This man is breathing life into this room.! .this is exactly what i needed after dealing with hard hearted judge mental people that suck the air out of a room with religious spirits that run more people out of a church then welcome them in. God wants us to laugh it releases stress & restores the soul. Joy brings strength. So lets lighten up & pursue some of that joy you would be surprised at how many people you will draw to The Lord. ....ugh I hate legalism!
@andrewgraham7659
@andrewgraham7659 6 жыл бұрын
A metal service - oh yeah never seen one of those but I like the concept.
@cameragrunt
@cameragrunt 12 жыл бұрын
I went to a service at a convention recently and they said "We are open about how you praise...Raise your hands, clap, whatever..."....This skit came to mind right away and I couldn't stop laughing...I got more then a few looks...:)
@JackMooo
@JackMooo 12 жыл бұрын
He is just like my youth minister!!!
@amymorgan7929
@amymorgan7929 12 жыл бұрын
I l-o-v-e it!
@yukiannie666
@yukiannie666 3 жыл бұрын
those different hand raisers killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@3Nails1Cross4Given
@3Nails1Cross4Given 11 жыл бұрын
How in the world does a person give this a thumbs down?????
@jenmartens1508
@jenmartens1508 11 жыл бұрын
haha love this so much!
@zeldachickadee
@zeldachickadee 11 жыл бұрын
It sure is humbling to laugh at oneself. :)
@iheartswedes
@iheartswedes 12 жыл бұрын
Saw this. Went to church. SAW A HUGE HAND SANITIZER. Thought of this. WOWOWOWOOWOWWOW =D woo Tim Hawkins!
@sarahkmur
@sarahkmur 12 жыл бұрын
@OmegaEcho1177 that's a funny video! Always brightens my day!!! ;)
@rosemarieholt3035
@rosemarieholt3035 10 жыл бұрын
so funny
@tld250
@tld250 11 жыл бұрын
Zelda Chick, you have made very valid points. And you're really just 15yrs old?! It is apparent you have a heart for God & that He is imparting His wisdom to you. Your comments far exceed your age. I encourage you to keep on seeking Him because you are definitely on the right track. Yes, we are all at different levels with Christ. That's why I have stated that there was a time that I would have laughed at some of this. But we all need to press further into our walk with Christ...in His time.
@sarawince3836
@sarawince3836 12 жыл бұрын
omgoodness. i laughed so hard i cried just now xD
@christineandcarlmilitz2883
@christineandcarlmilitz2883 4 жыл бұрын
we raise our hands and pass the handsanitizer
@XxSkilletSaviorxX
@XxSkilletSaviorxX 12 жыл бұрын
im a worship leader, and this is so TRUE!!!!!!!! HAHA LOVE IT!!!!! xD
@JeffDeanTheDeanZone
@JeffDeanTheDeanZone 12 жыл бұрын
My pastor used to say "Don't worry about germs here, if you are worried get next to me I have health germs"
@GodsCommissioned
@GodsCommissioned 11 жыл бұрын
"Laughter is the most beautiful and beneficial therapy God ever granted humanity." -Chuck Swindoll I can put a quote under a KZfaq video too. Lighten up guys. There's a time for preaching, talking about series things and growing in m God, and there's a time to bust a few guts, enjoying God's presence a different way
@davekerr3683
@davekerr3683 2 жыл бұрын
hope you and your family are doing well ❤
@Leah-dn3lt
@Leah-dn3lt 5 жыл бұрын
Throw in a heartburn.
@XxXCexilexiXxX
@XxXCexilexiXxX 12 жыл бұрын
i watched this went to church and saw somone doing the exact same thing i colun't hepl but laugh. LOL TIM HAWKINS ROCKS >.
@Manderley22
@Manderley22 12 жыл бұрын
this is hysterical, i was roaring laughing out loud LOLOLOL
@lynnburgardt-yb9vm
@lynnburgardt-yb9vm 4 ай бұрын
I don't care how many times I watch this: "Jesus loves you but you're annoying" makes me laugh out loud every time!!😊
@AlyNicole11
@AlyNicole11 10 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious because it's so true!!!!!
@87654321j
@87654321j 6 жыл бұрын
I love dueling light bulbs lol
@brina805
@brina805 11 жыл бұрын
Lol I LOVE THIS!
@Lizcwithac
@Lizcwithac 12 жыл бұрын
Put the worship jevelin down!!! Is that a Jesus throwing star?! Lol! I absolutley luv!! this video!!!
@pepper341
@pepper341 9 жыл бұрын
What are germs? :P haha no kidding. I went to a daycare alot when i was little and im a dancer so germs dont bother me. *someone drops chips on floor* me: SCORE!!! *grabs food and eats it* ❤ P. ❤
@richtaft3308
@richtaft3308 7 жыл бұрын
Orange juice do you even know what germs are everyone has them
@kimwintering5198
@kimwintering5198 4 жыл бұрын
😆
@missingeasthigh
@missingeasthigh 12 жыл бұрын
my youth pastor sounds like him it is so funny
@dcdigofire2
@dcdigofire2 11 жыл бұрын
"hand sanitizers" was awesome haha
@turnandburn1994
@turnandburn1994 12 жыл бұрын
Village people, Rocky, touchdown! haha I can't go to church anymore without looking at all the different hand raises. :)
@snareguy87
@snareguy87 8 жыл бұрын
WORSHIP JAVELIN!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@darkscarlet1012
@darkscarlet1012 8 жыл бұрын
NONONONONO PUT THAT DOWN, (no) .........you just killed the pastor
@richtaft3308
@richtaft3308 7 жыл бұрын
HahahHAhahaha that's hilarious XD
@ByGraceAlone
@ByGraceAlone 11 жыл бұрын
"There's plenty to laugh at in the world-but be sure you don't laugh at something that God takes seriously." - A.W. Tozer
@eandbshows
@eandbshows 12 жыл бұрын
should i go to his show, or the Big ten championship?
@sarahb.7674
@sarahb.7674 11 жыл бұрын
amen EvoSwag9
@truexfan001
@truexfan001 11 жыл бұрын
"Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?" - The Joker
@martyhall9663
@martyhall9663 6 жыл бұрын
I could care less what kind of church you go to you best raise your hands to our Children our Kiddos.
@EpicvidsFail
@EpicvidsFail 10 жыл бұрын
way too funny
@nonig.8052
@nonig.8052 10 жыл бұрын
So funny!!
@whiteswan1910
@whiteswan1910 11 жыл бұрын
News Flash God has a sense of humor. He expects us to enjoy our journey. Tim is breathing life into that place & legalistic people want to suck the life right back out......it's called joy people get some!
@williamandjacklynnscott5317
@williamandjacklynnscott5317 2 жыл бұрын
🤲
@hurikainecatrina1
@hurikainecatrina1 11 жыл бұрын
LOL I don't go to a handriaising church persay...but it itsn't frowned upon...I myself am a handraiser and I think how ever we worship the Lord He inhabits our praise! And, yes, I belief God has an awesome sense of humor....look at the platapus!!!
@janbinky
@janbinky 12 жыл бұрын
stinkin hilarious!
@frankie440mopar
@frankie440mopar 11 жыл бұрын
I'm already at Rocky and Touchdown :D
@thecook1128
@thecook1128 12 жыл бұрын
this is the song the lady with the worship javelin was listening to, " hands up they playin my song butterflies fly away! noddin my head like yea moving my hips like yea, hands up they playing my song and i know i am goin be okay, YEEEAAAAAAAAA it is a party in the USA
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