Tim Hawkins-Hand Raising and Sanitizer Chestnut Assembly of God 9-10-11
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@qualcom017 жыл бұрын
Is that a throwing star for Jesus? Man, I may not be religious but good comedy is good comedy and this guy is fantastic.
@autumnhobbit10 жыл бұрын
"It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it." Gilbert K. Chesterton
@pkshere04 жыл бұрын
OMGosh! This may be 8 years old but so relevant in these days of self-isolation and social distancing!
@Brigand2313 жыл бұрын
Yeah, talk about not aging well. Our pastor is actually a germaphobe.
@codyhannahmary833 жыл бұрын
Wow yes now we social distance, plenty of space to be the flag lady!!!!!
@bobbimurphy63923 жыл бұрын
@@codyhannahmary83 🤣🤣🤣🤣🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️
@allnighterofficial3 жыл бұрын
Boomer humour right there
@yukiannie6663 жыл бұрын
not really...
@iampocketthepocket22278 жыл бұрын
Someone make this guy like crazy famous! Please! The world needs to hear this humor!
@gracytoyschultz44168 жыл бұрын
GIVE THE LORD A HIGHFIVE!
@haileyminger7067 жыл бұрын
I love Tim Hawkins
@supahninjagirl412 жыл бұрын
I was in youth last wednesday, and I really got into the music and started raising my hands. I was to about Mufasa when I realized I had followed the steps exactly...
@AmyRose777111 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh I LOVE Tim Hawkins!!! He is hilarious!!!!!
@BBall002710 жыл бұрын
Someone at my church did a similar thing to "heartburn", but at the stomach, so I called it "indigestion".
@kyrancolenburg25884 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@danielbutcher58363 жыл бұрын
Need some spiritual pepto.
@matthewjohnson64063 жыл бұрын
Great Video Man
@bobiscoolman29 жыл бұрын
When he did this at my church his fly was down and no one said anything. It wasn't even part of the act. It was hilarious!
@lishishur2936 жыл бұрын
bobiscoolman2 I highly doubt he ever came to your church
@Michele777100011 жыл бұрын
a time to weep and a time to laugh, a time to mourn and a time to dance, Ecclesiastes 3:4 Love to laugh! Thank you Tim Hawkins.
@phoenixgemini429 жыл бұрын
Would anyone else raise their hand when he said, "Do we have any people in the audience who doesnt go to a hand raising church?"
@ashleyrckchannel70648 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely hilarious!
@barbieivy7 жыл бұрын
You just kill the pastor with that javelin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead!! This is too funny!!
@autumnhobbit11 жыл бұрын
To those who are complaining, I'm Catholic, and our priest makes jokes during homilies all the time. God made humans, and He wants us to be respectful of Him, but He also wants us to treat Him as a Father and as our Best Friend. Who doesn't joke around with their father or best friend? Does joking with your father immediately mean that you're disrespecting him? God invented laughter and humor, and if you read the Bible and pay attention in your life, you'll see He has a sense of humor, too.
@smiskowiak11 жыл бұрын
I've read some of the comments on here and here's my thoughts. Tim Hawkins is FUNNY! Tim Hawkins is a CHRISTIAN! Tim Hawkins is a FUNNY CHRISTIAN! If he was doing anything that a church that was disobedient to God, churches would not invite him to do his thing. Sometimes, non-believers even get introduced to a church or Christianity through events like Hawkins. Stop being so legalistic and have some fun.
@yukiannie6663 жыл бұрын
👍👍👍👍👍
@beckybrooks99748 жыл бұрын
I raise my hands in church....I call it sign language, but same thing. LOL
@cindygardner86496 жыл бұрын
What makes this so funny is it's so true!😂😂😂😂And I'm rolling on the hand sanitizer joke cuz that one is the Truth. Com!😂😂😂
@fcbsdukes819 жыл бұрын
I'm spiritual, don't have hand raisin church but this guy I love. He's great. Hilarious act and so true!!!!
@kyliecoulston8527 жыл бұрын
sabrinafair this isnt ment to be in real life, it is just commmedy
@jadonbaldwin83119 жыл бұрын
IS THAT A THROWING STAR FOR JESUS! PUT THAT AWAY! hahahahahaa
@nataliewilliams36579 жыл бұрын
I LOVE Tim Hawkins!!!
@pepper3419 жыл бұрын
Is that a javelin? IS THAT A WORSHIP JAVELIN! PUT THE JAVELIN DOWN! ok you just killed the paster... PUT THE JAVELIN DOWN
@ashleyriley640410 жыл бұрын
mufasa XD i have a shirt with these hand raisings stuff when i saw him live! love him!
@theclownsystem94295 жыл бұрын
OMG! I went to a tongue speaking church with a friend. They all speak in tongues at once and this one lady grabbed what looked to be a scarf and did the exact moves Tim did. Waving and twirling. I was trying so flipping hard not to bust out laughing!
@ivdddoxiemama72755 жыл бұрын
It says to believe in tongues in the Bible. There is supposed to be a interpreter who understands.
@chrissyjoy087 жыл бұрын
If I ever feel like going vertical or doing a "worship javelin" or "throwing star" I'll move to the back of the sanctuary ;) Seriously, though, I've done a number of dramas and mime performances to songs and sometimes when we sing those songs I'll move to the back of the sanctuary so I can do the movements and not disturb others.
@mmorales8688 жыл бұрын
We have one lady in our church with an empty seat radius, if you get close you will get popped in the eye. LOLLOLOLOLOL!!!!
@sarahsparkman10478 жыл бұрын
my friend Ashley is like that she has her space cause she loves to move
@Taylor-wt9zv8 жыл бұрын
lol
@gailthomas26314 жыл бұрын
Been there, had that done to me. Must have been the same lady.
@tld25011 жыл бұрын
Great quote, my friend! Thx for posting
@megankindler972711 жыл бұрын
He always brings a smile!
@joshuahdoane277210 жыл бұрын
Is that a worship Javelin? PUT IT DOWN!!
@KateraKiitten12 жыл бұрын
I'm officially in love with this man's comedy.
@davejohnlucas19869 жыл бұрын
The 97 people who dislike this video do not go to a hand raising church.
@richtaft33087 жыл бұрын
True
@heatherbilly42236 жыл бұрын
David Lucas I don't go to a hand raising church. I'm Lutheran. And liked this video 😉
@heidichrist40004 жыл бұрын
Make it 198 people.
@theultimatekfbfan27213 жыл бұрын
@@heidichrist4000 now it's 206
@SuperEddietv Жыл бұрын
Actually, they are triggered these days. Take it as a personal attack. I presented this to my assembly of God friend. They were seriously offended.
@_mokoa12 жыл бұрын
i saw this in his show yesterday!!! i love it!!!!!
@jamieleeriley25623 жыл бұрын
This guy proves you can be funny without cussing.
@juliastrobush157110 жыл бұрын
give the Lord a high five XD
@readthebible675 жыл бұрын
I am in pain.....He is SO funny!!
@JustinSmith-nc8ju10 жыл бұрын
I love him
@cindytubbs660910 жыл бұрын
This is great!!!
@shygirlnow20114 жыл бұрын
HIGH FIVE to you!
@calebfisher73454 жыл бұрын
this is the most relavent comedy I have seen during this craziness
@pamelalamon76704 жыл бұрын
He needs to do a PSA on proper use of hand sanitizer during our current Pandemic!
@WesAxson112 жыл бұрын
This is awesome
@ashleynd9210 жыл бұрын
I want to go to a heavy metal worship service.
@jeffreydumm515210 жыл бұрын
Look up Sagebrush Worship.
@havenparks6 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Dumm Thanks. My stepdad really wants some heavy metal worship music. Have a blessed day!
@botrm6 жыл бұрын
You dont have to have a stiff upper lip2follow Jesus,just a contrite heart :)
@CheersNE5 жыл бұрын
I've been. It's a trip. We couldn't hear much for a few days following but we enjoyed it!
@notefromjan4 жыл бұрын
myhrr3 your comment is comedy gold that Tim Hawkins should use! LOL ♥️
@ajmarkle9610 жыл бұрын
3:23 "no no Jesus loves you but your annoying" XD
@ajmarkle968 жыл бұрын
It is a funny one
@kendrawilson12238 жыл бұрын
Omg I love this he is always funny
@annemccabe392911 жыл бұрын
i love this guy !
@mickgarner41085 жыл бұрын
Excellent
@emilylove149711 жыл бұрын
I love this guy
@MrsJuba202212 жыл бұрын
AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@levelup911 жыл бұрын
She's a little too free in worship.. Brings your own flag to church - Love it
@KatyStJohn-lg8ql11 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! He is coming to my church this year :)
@davekerr36832 жыл бұрын
hey know this is old but dang love it so good
@kjalcaraz8411 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Tim. Now I'm gonna be analyzing people to see what kind of hand raises they have. :)
@JeffDeanTheDeanZone12 жыл бұрын
This guy is a genius
@LeCole47 жыл бұрын
hilarious I love it!!
@KevoTheFello9 жыл бұрын
he wiped his butt with the towle then wiped his face LOL
@roshithesayian680110 жыл бұрын
This is great XD
@3Nails1Cross4Given11 жыл бұрын
Gotta agree with you J-Man 100%!
@whiteswan191011 жыл бұрын
News flash God has a sense of humor! This man is breathing life into this room.! .this is exactly what i needed after dealing with hard hearted judge mental people that suck the air out of a room with religious spirits that run more people out of a church then welcome them in. God wants us to laugh it releases stress & restores the soul. Joy brings strength. So lets lighten up & pursue some of that joy you would be surprised at how many people you will draw to The Lord. ....ugh I hate legalism!
@andrewgraham76596 жыл бұрын
A metal service - oh yeah never seen one of those but I like the concept.
@cameragrunt12 жыл бұрын
I went to a service at a convention recently and they said "We are open about how you praise...Raise your hands, clap, whatever..."....This skit came to mind right away and I couldn't stop laughing...I got more then a few looks...:)
@JackMooo12 жыл бұрын
He is just like my youth minister!!!
@amymorgan792912 жыл бұрын
I l-o-v-e it!
@yukiannie6663 жыл бұрын
those different hand raisers killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@3Nails1Cross4Given11 жыл бұрын
How in the world does a person give this a thumbs down?????
@jenmartens150811 жыл бұрын
haha love this so much!
@zeldachickadee11 жыл бұрын
It sure is humbling to laugh at oneself. :)
@iheartswedes12 жыл бұрын
Saw this. Went to church. SAW A HUGE HAND SANITIZER. Thought of this. WOWOWOWOOWOWWOW =D woo Tim Hawkins!
@sarahkmur12 жыл бұрын
@OmegaEcho1177 that's a funny video! Always brightens my day!!! ;)
@rosemarieholt303510 жыл бұрын
so funny
@tld25011 жыл бұрын
Zelda Chick, you have made very valid points. And you're really just 15yrs old?! It is apparent you have a heart for God & that He is imparting His wisdom to you. Your comments far exceed your age. I encourage you to keep on seeking Him because you are definitely on the right track. Yes, we are all at different levels with Christ. That's why I have stated that there was a time that I would have laughed at some of this. But we all need to press further into our walk with Christ...in His time.
@sarawince383612 жыл бұрын
omgoodness. i laughed so hard i cried just now xD
@christineandcarlmilitz28834 жыл бұрын
we raise our hands and pass the handsanitizer
@XxSkilletSaviorxX12 жыл бұрын
im a worship leader, and this is so TRUE!!!!!!!! HAHA LOVE IT!!!!! xD
@JeffDeanTheDeanZone12 жыл бұрын
My pastor used to say "Don't worry about germs here, if you are worried get next to me I have health germs"
@GodsCommissioned11 жыл бұрын
"Laughter is the most beautiful and beneficial therapy God ever granted humanity." -Chuck Swindoll I can put a quote under a KZfaq video too. Lighten up guys. There's a time for preaching, talking about series things and growing in m God, and there's a time to bust a few guts, enjoying God's presence a different way
@davekerr36832 жыл бұрын
hope you and your family are doing well ❤
@Leah-dn3lt5 жыл бұрын
Throw in a heartburn.
@XxXCexilexiXxX12 жыл бұрын
i watched this went to church and saw somone doing the exact same thing i colun't hepl but laugh. LOL TIM HAWKINS ROCKS >.
@Manderley2212 жыл бұрын
this is hysterical, i was roaring laughing out loud LOLOLOL
@lynnburgardt-yb9vm4 ай бұрын
I don't care how many times I watch this: "Jesus loves you but you're annoying" makes me laugh out loud every time!!😊
@AlyNicole1110 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious because it's so true!!!!!
@87654321j6 жыл бұрын
I love dueling light bulbs lol
@brina80511 жыл бұрын
Lol I LOVE THIS!
@Lizcwithac12 жыл бұрын
Put the worship jevelin down!!! Is that a Jesus throwing star?! Lol! I absolutley luv!! this video!!!
@pepper3419 жыл бұрын
What are germs? :P haha no kidding. I went to a daycare alot when i was little and im a dancer so germs dont bother me. *someone drops chips on floor* me: SCORE!!! *grabs food and eats it* ❤ P. ❤
@richtaft33087 жыл бұрын
Orange juice do you even know what germs are everyone has them
@kimwintering51984 жыл бұрын
😆
@missingeasthigh12 жыл бұрын
my youth pastor sounds like him it is so funny
@dcdigofire211 жыл бұрын
"hand sanitizers" was awesome haha
@turnandburn199412 жыл бұрын
Village people, Rocky, touchdown! haha I can't go to church anymore without looking at all the different hand raises. :)
@snareguy878 жыл бұрын
WORSHIP JAVELIN!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@darkscarlet10128 жыл бұрын
NONONONONO PUT THAT DOWN, (no) .........you just killed the pastor
@richtaft33087 жыл бұрын
HahahHAhahaha that's hilarious XD
@ByGraceAlone11 жыл бұрын
"There's plenty to laugh at in the world-but be sure you don't laugh at something that God takes seriously." - A.W. Tozer
@eandbshows12 жыл бұрын
should i go to his show, or the Big ten championship?
@sarahb.767411 жыл бұрын
amen EvoSwag9
@truexfan00111 жыл бұрын
"Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?" - The Joker
@martyhall96636 жыл бұрын
I could care less what kind of church you go to you best raise your hands to our Children our Kiddos.
@EpicvidsFail10 жыл бұрын
way too funny
@nonig.805210 жыл бұрын
So funny!!
@whiteswan191011 жыл бұрын
News Flash God has a sense of humor. He expects us to enjoy our journey. Tim is breathing life into that place & legalistic people want to suck the life right back out......it's called joy people get some!
@williamandjacklynnscott53172 жыл бұрын
🤲
@hurikainecatrina111 жыл бұрын
LOL I don't go to a handriaising church persay...but it itsn't frowned upon...I myself am a handraiser and I think how ever we worship the Lord He inhabits our praise! And, yes, I belief God has an awesome sense of humor....look at the platapus!!!
@janbinky12 жыл бұрын
stinkin hilarious!
@frankie440mopar11 жыл бұрын
I'm already at Rocky and Touchdown :D
@thecook112812 жыл бұрын
this is the song the lady with the worship javelin was listening to, " hands up they playin my song butterflies fly away! noddin my head like yea moving my hips like yea, hands up they playing my song and i know i am goin be okay, YEEEAAAAAAAAA it is a party in the USA