Tim Hawkins - On Turning 40, health food, and doctor visits

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Tim Hawkins stand-up comedy about turning 40 years old, his experiences with trying healthy foods. and how going to the doctor has changed.
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@helenferguson1883 2 жыл бұрын

This guy is proof that you can be incredibly funny and never cuss or have a filthy mouth. I love him.

@cruellaclose722 2 жыл бұрын

R i P

@Diamondranchfarmstead Жыл бұрын

100%

@jessekuntz458 Жыл бұрын

He'd be way funnier if he did swear. Like the GOAT Dave Chappelle

@JoeLiningToolFilms 11 ай бұрын

Yup. Now imagine how much funnier he would be if he did 😄

@jenniferbates2811 11 ай бұрын

Get off your soapbox. All kinds of comedy are valid .

@korbkelly Жыл бұрын

I've seen Tim Hawkins twice in person. It was the hardest I have ever laughed in my life; my sides and stomach hurt so much.

@user-dt7ev5og9s 24 күн бұрын

Me too! He’s amazing!

@canyonclay2925 5 жыл бұрын

THIS GUY IS FUNNY WITHOUT BEING FOUL MOUTHED ... good , clean humor.. GOD BLESS HIM !!!

@thethirdpersonwithjohns.te4554 5 жыл бұрын

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@ricklaine4064 4 жыл бұрын

Ageed,,I was thinking the same thing. Its VERY rare these days.

@lancebaker1374 4 жыл бұрын

Please turn off caps lock. It means shouting, and is very rude.

@picantesworld7723 4 жыл бұрын

@@lancebaker1374 Maybe he got a puff of air blown into eye? Lol

@internalscreaming7566 4 жыл бұрын

ms. will always love my life I can’t wait until you hit middle school, then your name is gonna change VERY severely

@79jestox1 5 жыл бұрын

"Bacons suppose to crinkle, turkey bacon just lays flat." Priceless.

@genevievemoore5679 5 жыл бұрын

Sauron The valiant "it's like eating a meat flavored fruit roll up" 😂

@jecolibri1803 4 жыл бұрын

I actually like Turkey Bacon better... :p

@ibew3691 4 жыл бұрын

foul*

@cbsumm88 4 жыл бұрын

Je Colibri me too that’s what I have always eaten

@perrylc8812 3 жыл бұрын

There should be a law against turkey bacon.

@kaitlynj.7389 5 жыл бұрын

His reaction to the puff of air in his eye cracked me up!!! 😂😂 he's my favorite comedian!

@kitt7459 3 жыл бұрын

Kaitlyn J. Mine too,he’s “clean” but absolutely hilarious! I love him!

@lindaclark1406 3 жыл бұрын

Finally a nice clean comedian. He doesn’t need using cuss words and he’s hilarious.

@jamiehsmart02 6 ай бұрын

Merry Christmas Linda how are you doing today

@margaretweninger988 5 жыл бұрын

How can you NOT absolutely love this guy ???????????????

@PAmanof77 4 жыл бұрын

Saw this comedian in concert a few years ago...oh boy I laughed so hard!! 😁

@worthjohnston6292 5 жыл бұрын

" cuz I'm hot"🤣🤣 I died at that

@andrealmoseley6575 4 жыл бұрын

I did too...with that shirt

@ContainmentDirector 3 жыл бұрын

My mom has a shirt that says, "I'm not 40. I'm just 39.99."

@downtoawhisper 4 жыл бұрын

3:30 "It's like you're eating a meat flavored fruit roll up." LOL! It's so funny and so accurate!

@jesusfreakpanda94 2 жыл бұрын

So glad to have finally discovered something funny this year. This brought me to real laughter in years.

@jamiehsmart02 6 ай бұрын

Hello friend how are you doing today

@goudagirl6095 3 жыл бұрын

OMG THE EYE TEST! I did that exact same thing, nearly fell off the stool--only they DIDN'T TELL ME it was going to happen, sheesh! Love this guy!

@micayacannon9268 5 жыл бұрын

Yippee skippy!😂😂😂

@waynestewart1919 4 жыл бұрын

Warning! This video may cause uncontrollable laughter. If you have good memory, this may become permanent. Viewer discretion is advised.

@waynestewart1919 3 жыл бұрын

@Russell Gerdes But the question remain, "Do you have gwah cuoma?"

@cipher88101 3 жыл бұрын

"If you have a good memory, this may become permanent." LMFAO good one.

@laurawitherington-om5re 3 ай бұрын

😂

@billyamick6363 4 жыл бұрын

6:17 that sound he made caught me off guard, I'm dying lol😂

@lindseycreel4659 3 жыл бұрын

Hehe

@cookiestarlol 2 жыл бұрын

4 real though LOL!!!

@jonnyogy2872 2 жыл бұрын

He has definitely still got it! Haven't heard this guy in ages.

@user-oq4io2lb6z Жыл бұрын

I think we've seen Tim about 10 times. Always so funny. I totally get the glaucoma test joke. I was very embarrassed at the eye doctor when a technician tried to give me the test and I just couldn't do it. I got over it though. I sent this to my cousin who is an eye doc and she failed to find the humor in it. Oh well, I think it's hysterical.

@lindasnyder2774 Жыл бұрын

I feel your pain, the bacon is so right on! Love when he turns to jello after the puff of air in his eye!❤️

@jay-b1223 4 жыл бұрын

“Did I do it wrong?! Do I have _gWacOmA?!”_ 🤣🤣

@AceHermes Жыл бұрын

Every time I see a video of this guy I think "that's the best one yet"!! And then I saw this one. Just keeps getting better.

@MomentswithMoniPodcast 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 I can’t breathe, laughing too hard.🤣🤣🤣

@modestewhite3006 Жыл бұрын

Hilarious!! I was having a crappy day when I saw this! Just what the doctor ordered😂

@jmartin3955 4 жыл бұрын

I’m turning into a hobbit, precious. 🤣😂🤣😂😜

@judithreed2436 3 жыл бұрын

Love his type of humor❤️

@funnyshorts88888 3 жыл бұрын

That’s why we are all here!

@EddieLux75 4 жыл бұрын

I laugh at it all but i lose it at the rice milk part... 😂😂😂

@redcodee81 Жыл бұрын

😆🤣😅

@shirleygiordano7627 2 жыл бұрын

I had to watch this. On June 2nd. I turned 40. I laughed so hard! 🤣 I keep watching Tim Hawkins. He's so funny!

@didsburymotel9732 2 жыл бұрын

Happy 41 😀

@shirleygiordano7627 2 жыл бұрын

@@didsburymotel9732 , thanks!

@Scavenger82 3 жыл бұрын

"They don't warn you about what you can't eat when you turn 40. Like Krispy Creme." I mean, you CAN still eat it. Just don't expect to make it to 50.

@alphaxan8175 3 жыл бұрын

A bit dramatic, don’t ya think?

@emileeflachmeyer2658 3 жыл бұрын

I use the Phrase he has where he says "yippy skippy" lol being sarcastic like him lol. Its so funny

@toddy2519 5 жыл бұрын

Krispy Kreme doughnuts-Doing God's work!!!!! :o)

@bricktothehead 3 жыл бұрын

Yes!!!...Finally someone who understands the Krispy Kreme addiction

@payableondeath9091 Жыл бұрын

🤣💯

@payableondeath9091 Жыл бұрын

I went and this new lady squished my donuts, I almost went off on her but decided to call corporate who sent me a voucher for a dozen for the inconvenience

@jameslaw3740 2 жыл бұрын

We make the turkey bacon ingredients at my factory in Hanover Ontario , Canada....... I know why it lays flat......yummy best comedian without a fowl mouth , two thumbs up for this gentleman 👍 👍 🇨🇦

@funnyshorts88888 5 жыл бұрын

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@thethirdpersonwithjohns.te4554 5 жыл бұрын

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@samtr3992 4 жыл бұрын

He sound' like an aged Forest Gump at 6:00 haha

@lindseycreel4659 3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@randomcrap9112 5 жыл бұрын

My eyeball got shot out in the parking lot.

@bluelamb7637 5 жыл бұрын

...but...I LIKE turkey bacon. Of course, now that he's called it a "meat-flavored fruit roll-up" I can never look at it the same again. I'll still eat it, I just won't look at it the same...

@jprevatt 5 жыл бұрын

Flatter & drier than the Sahara...😂😂😂🐷

@miranday9764 4 жыл бұрын

You just have to cook right.

@uzziahplays1159 4 жыл бұрын

😂

@VibrationCrystals 4 жыл бұрын

Me too. .. Lol

@sherryluce5780 Жыл бұрын

Oh my goodness, i just found his channel and i am very impressed he's so so funny. All different kinds of comedy. Blessings to his wife.....🙏💖💓💜

@jamiehsmart02 6 ай бұрын

Hello Sherry how are you doing today

@lawrencecoffeyjr1300 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you Tim Hawkins...

@readthebible67 5 жыл бұрын

He makes me hurt from laughing. I am a vegetarian and he almost did me in with the bacon thing....he is right, of course. But SO dadgum funny!

@MikeyVonSwank13 5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha the eye thing is spot on.

@bighow378 4 жыл бұрын

Tab came out when I was in high school, I loved the stuff

@1DayAtATime21 4 жыл бұрын

Meat flavored fruit roll up!!! 🤣🥓 His wife and kids must have constant entertainment!

@HaleStorm49 4 жыл бұрын

A comedian is not without honor, except in his own home.

@smallsavage1297 2 жыл бұрын

5:49 THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE MY ALGEBRA TEACHER LOL

@HotSeat17 Жыл бұрын

I lost 75 lbs. on Keto! Beef, bacon, butter, eggs!!!😀😀😀 I'll never go back to the way I was eating before.

@marybarratt9321 5 жыл бұрын

This guy is a wrecking machine!

@troopertrooper8925 4 жыл бұрын

I had to pause this and go and look up exactly WHAT the glaucoma puff test did!

@sammie907 4 жыл бұрын

looking through that machine at that dumb red house the tension of not knowing when the puff of air was gonna be shot *thats a whole different game*

@miryssaduncan9615 2 жыл бұрын

The end has me dying 😂😂😂

@gingerberry1472 5 жыл бұрын

Eating a baby angel?😂

@Mochistrying 4 жыл бұрын

Yes sir

@calebj.4756 4 жыл бұрын

God bless spread his word!

@corrineweber1007 4 жыл бұрын

His impression of the eye doctor sounds like Matthew McConaughy

@yoranger8349 4 жыл бұрын

Al-right lol

@chele8893 4 жыл бұрын

Really needed that tonight!

@nancyprianti2355 4 жыл бұрын

I just discovered this guy, he’s hilarious, especially when he sings & plays the guitar. What’s with all the down votes ?

@JH-kn6rt 4 жыл бұрын

Liberals probably

@ranger9047 4 жыл бұрын

Liberals are jealous that they don't have anyone nearly as good

@jasonradford1768 2 жыл бұрын

I know right?

@genewilliams617 Жыл бұрын

Jealous people are the ones who down vote. NO other explanations will work.

@rosemorris7912 3 жыл бұрын

Tab--nailed it Turkey bacon--nailed it Optometrist--why does he sound like Forrest Gump?

@jamiehsmart02 6 ай бұрын

Hello Rosemaris how are you doing today 😊

@indodinoyoutube 4 жыл бұрын

Best video in existence!

@kathymain578 4 жыл бұрын

I remember Tab as a child, my mom was diabetic. She also drank Fresca, which wasn't bad.

@Canlyn62 4 жыл бұрын

Loved Fresca

@kathymain578 4 жыл бұрын

@@Canlyn62 do they still make fresca?

@blugreen123 2 жыл бұрын

@@kathymain578 yes they do! I think it's kind of regional though. It's popular here in the Midwest. But I know of several people that have never heard of it or had it.

@margaretfriesen8364 3 жыл бұрын

Lol love this

@kevrink5605 4 күн бұрын

"I know. It's hard to believe... because I'm hot" I'm using that with every decade

@Th4t_guy_ 3 жыл бұрын

"GET IN THERE YOU LITTLE CHERUB"

@nickziolkowski9757 5 жыл бұрын

Like eating a baby angle 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@chee5935 3 жыл бұрын

"Yippy Skippy " 🤣🤣😂

@jimburrows2528 3 жыл бұрын

I felt his pain on the turkey bacon. Tim's eye doctor sounded like Bill Clinton; although, I'm certain it's not air he'd shoot into your eye.

@dannyshirley5237 2 жыл бұрын

Big hugs!

@davescave7267 2 жыл бұрын

Just turned 40! I relate

@pyro5263 3 жыл бұрын

Meat flavored fruit roll up WOW I'm dying laughing 😂

@stephensmith3708 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😲😂😂😂😂Sorry Im trying to catch my breath! Oh Lord this guy is hilarious😆😆😆😂😂😂😲😂😂😂😂!

@cynthialusk2458 Жыл бұрын

love him!!

@NoniOfFive 4 жыл бұрын

TURKEY BACON IS A MEAT FLAVORED FRUIT ROLL UP... I collapsed

@MasterAnakinSkyWalker 3 жыл бұрын

The eye doctor sounds like a cross between Matthew McConaughey and Forrest Gump. Like if Forrest Gump was played by Matthew McConaughey

@dawnjohnson8739 Жыл бұрын

Such talent

@melissaoliver9330 4 жыл бұрын

Tim Hawkins : Regular bacon plumps up but Turkey bacon just stays flat. Me: THATS SUCH A DIRTY ROTTEN TRICK TO PLAY ON PEAPLE! P.S. I love the Chick-fal a song.

@user-wc9fl6cf2q 6 ай бұрын

Soy bacon is the worst.

@WG-tt6hk 4 жыл бұрын

Ah 40 . Just a distant memory.

@mslovelylesley 5 жыл бұрын

HA-LARRRIOUSSS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@shellyryles5652 Жыл бұрын

omgggggggggg dude im dying here🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@maryderoos1608 4 жыл бұрын

he reminds me of robin williams😀😇

@jamiehsmart02 6 ай бұрын

Hello Mary how are you doing today

@tamivasquez9772 4 жыл бұрын

Hilariously!!!! 😂🤣😅

@rickyhazel3307 5 жыл бұрын

Nonstop funny

@jordanturner 5 жыл бұрын

Tim you are lol funny!!!

@sc8307 3 жыл бұрын

My eyes instantly watered up when he said the glaucoma puff test. That thing sucks.

@marybachmayer4368 5 жыл бұрын

He so funny

@big_bee07 3 жыл бұрын

This was amglazing!!!

@jenniferdelay9669 3 жыл бұрын

He must preparing 4 his next happy visit smiling at u

@meredithk2892 2 жыл бұрын

When Tim mentions flossing his teeth with bacon, I remembered that there is a style of pork called pork floss based in Asia. 😂😂

@peterodriscoll2645 Жыл бұрын

I love how he went all Forrest Gump with the eye doctor!🤣

@NathanaelJacob-px6lu Жыл бұрын

His Matthew McConaughey combined with Forrest Gump impression!!😂

@tricorvus2673 Жыл бұрын

Someone gifted my father several (hundred) cases of Tab and we drank them like maniacs. Also, wait until you’re 58. I eat once a day and live on Tums, Rolaids, Maalox.

@Luke-ki1bj 5 жыл бұрын

My favorite food in the world is Krispy Kreme, and we live about six hours away from one. 😢

@ranger9047 4 жыл бұрын

I've never had chic-fil-a or in-n-out, both 3 hours from me :(

@LMDProductionsOfficial 4 жыл бұрын

Ranger90 you’ve never had Chick-fil-A?!?! Bless you 😭 you’ve never had the holy Jesus chicken

@cathrynalexander1423 4 жыл бұрын

I'm praying for you

@nataliegwiegmann5007 4 жыл бұрын

Rice milk! 🤣

@jamiehsmart02 6 ай бұрын

Merry Christmas and happy New Year 🎈

@maestro-zq8gu 5 жыл бұрын

Heh well done sir.

@blindsquirrel7802 5 жыл бұрын

Meat flavored fruit rollup. Bwahahahaha....

@patriciawickholm3617 3 жыл бұрын

Krispie Kreme is like taking a mouthfull of crisco. We have real bakeries that make actual really good sweets.

@lindsaywedeman7945 4 жыл бұрын

Haha he is so funny.

@daviddebergh254 4 жыл бұрын

Lets Go To Mordor!!!

@stephenrswartz214 4 жыл бұрын

LOL... Tim's my favorite!!!!!!

@thisperson7860 4 жыл бұрын

I'm not for sure that God would approve of you eating a baby angel.😀

@joshuanewberry8774 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jehovah1ize 5 жыл бұрын

I remember Tab. Absolutely disgusting..

@chocloditelensman 4 жыл бұрын

Mary Hernandez I second that.

@jkdm7653 4 жыл бұрын

Carbonated carmel flavored water...eeeeewww!

@caramelfrappuccino234 3 жыл бұрын

It was disgusting

@Ginajenki Жыл бұрын

Can't breath! 🤭😊😅😂🤣😂😅😂🤣

@lancebaker1374 4 жыл бұрын

Like everyone nowadays. he says "Yeah, I know" to mean "I agree."

@MsRDH1988 4 жыл бұрын

NO BACON!??????? I'm 63 and bacon is even better now!!

@andrealmoseley6575 4 жыл бұрын

Truth about the Krispy Kreme

@joeyb4ever 3 жыл бұрын

A full body glaze.