"Ting Ting" | Jo Koy : Don't Make Him Angry

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LOOK AT MY TING TING!
From my 2009 special "Don't Make Him Angry."
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@jhoannacruz2324 5 жыл бұрын

Your son must hate you when his girlfriends will see this. Hahaha!

@teehlfx5238 4 жыл бұрын

jhoanna Cruz He’s a teenager now and apparently still into his ting ting kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jKedmNRozNa6cps.html

@LouisFGraham 4 жыл бұрын

Or they'll say wow you could fit 4 fingers on just the shaft at 4? Let's see where this goes lol

@incineratorium 4 жыл бұрын

@@LouisFGraham kids hands are small. Nothing special there.

@saunaboi5866 3 жыл бұрын

@Packo_ Hubu ako na lang chupa kita

@Ayveh 3 жыл бұрын

LMAO I'm sure they will XD

@jenniferdeweese2598 4 жыл бұрын

And he is 15 now and still plays with his ting ting

@walkingpotato923 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@victorgallardo7034 4 жыл бұрын

He's gonna do more than color it green

@taylorh.3484 4 жыл бұрын

Jennifer DeWeese He will rub the green all off. Heh.

@geekymetalhead5112 4 жыл бұрын

His mom: Josep your son is playing wit his ting ting Josep

@annandres8483 4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit he's my boyfriend's age😂😂

@quinnsilence 7 жыл бұрын

Was having dinner with my wife and daughter last night, and she looks me and says "I think the guy behind us is an actor or a comedian". I can't believe I didn't recognize him. Really nice guy and a pleasure to meet. I'm just glad his son wasn't playing with Ting Ting at the table.

@chantekaityson 7 жыл бұрын

C Quinn Lol

@ryucanlas9612 6 жыл бұрын

😂😂 LOL

@mirandasuewho 6 жыл бұрын

C Quinn same thing happened to me... he came into the Starbucks I worked at here in Houston,TX and I recognized his voice and literally had a meltdown... I have ALWAYS loved him as a comedian. He was super nice, signed my apron and gave me and my boyfriend at the time free tickets to his show that night. And then when we got there that night, he actually remembered me, took a ton of selfies of my phone and gave me two free signed dvds. Such a great person with his fans

@tinabailey3170 5 жыл бұрын

Jealous!! I love h😍

@goodtimes_oki5944 5 жыл бұрын

YOU..... MET...... JO...... KOY!!????!?!?!?!?

@shdwfax1024 7 жыл бұрын

saw the title and thought it was gonna be another mom- reference because of 'walis ting ting' hahaha

@iceindex_wingedgamer5046 6 жыл бұрын

Tama

@lizanomura6854 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah! Walis ting ting...

@onzkicg 5 жыл бұрын

무네카 haha i clicked because I’m curious how he’s gonna improvised a joke on walis:)

@rigelvillaver1340 5 жыл бұрын

Ting ting is penis in bisaya

@zaiko2632 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣🤦🏽

@shahndraskars3505 5 жыл бұрын

"And the head's like, ahhh" I lost it 🤣

@avie6970 5 жыл бұрын

Imagine just how embarrased his son is while watching this lmao 😂😂😂

@jqa16 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah his son is 16 now lmfao

@rantingcullinarian 4 жыл бұрын

Bought the kid a Porsche recently. I don’t feel bad for him. Lol

@lleange363 4 жыл бұрын

he was too young then and itd normal haha..

@dianeeharris 2 жыл бұрын

*At 18*

@iheartfurbabies3493 7 жыл бұрын

why is this guy not famous in the philippines? I like him so much! ☺

@vadjulawakaru 7 жыл бұрын

maybe filipino didnt know him, because theres a lot of comedians in the philippines

@Nahhnoong 6 жыл бұрын

Because he doesn't want chicken and flip flops. Hahaha (reference to one of his other standups hahaha)

@Roninkinx 6 жыл бұрын

Because he's in america..?

@nitronixus9402 6 жыл бұрын

Bro hes fking huge.

@ibulleti7948 6 жыл бұрын

Maybe if you loved him so much he would be better off.

@whymeav7057 5 жыл бұрын

I feel bad for the son when his future girlfriends watch this 😂

@Ayveh 3 жыл бұрын

Lol right XD

@bethany2820 Жыл бұрын

Watch his later stand ups… it gets brutal for his son…

@lancetheking7524 Жыл бұрын

@@bethany2820 oh boy

@lancetheking7524 Жыл бұрын

@@bethany2820 link specific ones

@bethany2820 Жыл бұрын

@@lancetheking7524 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/o71dg8Rkzs7Hg4E.html

@mimigiggles4199 4 жыл бұрын

They're so aggressive with their Ting Tings when they're little, I swear they have no feeling in it until they have all the feeling in it.

@atom0191 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@RstngBtchFc 2 жыл бұрын

That is the funniest thing I've read in awhile 😃

@StudioLinkSketchit 3 жыл бұрын

Years later, and Jo Koy is talking about his son's ting ting, just him using head and shoulders now lol.

@lmSloth10 4 жыл бұрын

"You would not believe what he did with his Ting Ting" Jo Koy thinks to himself *Holy shit he ripped it off!!*

@sadrkitten 8 жыл бұрын

This is the stand-up that made me laugh so hard I had to watch everything I could find by Jo Koy. Hilarious!

@louiefaundo 7 жыл бұрын

Kitten Meowza sooo agreee

@uhoh5583 7 жыл бұрын

Kitten Meowza omg I'm going to his show soon!!!

@gsg0128 7 жыл бұрын

Kitten Meowza if i had a $100 for every time i hear ting ting and $50 for every time i hear *my son is out of his mind*

@tommyjones5424 6 жыл бұрын

jo koy man in the mirror

@roben0327 5 жыл бұрын

Same

@staceyhenry9847 Жыл бұрын

This right here - especially his facial expressions of his "mad scientist putting a rocket together" son - is why Jo Koy is THE best. The man has me DYING laughing constantly. Love you, Jo!!

@Sakura-mt8tm 7 жыл бұрын

His Son is the real life Crayon Shin Chan

@colenecrisostomo4059 6 жыл бұрын

Tian xing you nailed it 😂

@Sakura-mt8tm 6 жыл бұрын

Colene Crisostomo ting ting 😉

@karenranem 6 жыл бұрын

Angel Tse true that just saw this one just now

@lizanomura6854 5 жыл бұрын

Crayon Shin Chang in Japanese cartoons

@sammyyiieiieieieie 5 жыл бұрын

Live action Crayon Shin Chan

@z...03 4 жыл бұрын

10 years later and his son is still playing with his ting ting

@TimiPigeon 5 жыл бұрын

This is the stand-up bit that got me into Jo Koy almost 10 years ago flicking through late night cable! Crazy how time flies and how far Jo has come since then, proud of you man!

@najaberthelsen 4 жыл бұрын

Thank gooood.. Listen, I'm a single-mom and had no friggin' idea that it's normal for boys at that age to have, kind of an obsession of their uduudu (ting-ting in greenlandic) 😅 I'm like.. STAAAAPH! 😳😩

@k-studio8112 3 жыл бұрын

They're just enjoying their Ting Ting before it got circumcised

@mitsuomits9077 3 жыл бұрын

I red this in a psychology text, the best way to make them stop (i mean at that moment) is to distract them with something else. For example make him bring you something to an other room of the house. Make him do something. But never tel him to stop touching it or make or say any think that’s could make him think that he is doing something bad, because this will make him develop psychological issues with his penis or his sexuality in general. It would scar him for life.

@vgvlogs4182 3 жыл бұрын

Hahah I read greenlandic and then looked at your name and went :O it is same is mine. I am Icelandic but my great great great grandfather was danish. But I also have greenlandic genes way back, one of my great grandmothers name was Anika Fanika Tanika lol. But oh yeh boys and their ting ting, my oldest kept trying to spread and drape his ting ting over his lap (both thighs)!!

@ariadneschild8460 2 жыл бұрын

@@mitsuomits9077 I used to just tell my then 3 year old when he had his hand in his pants " it's jangly buts it's not going to fall off " and he'd stop . Lol he grew up to be a healthy young man so my method worked.

@BM-kz2cz 4 жыл бұрын

Oh no way! I'm half Filipino and my dad used to call me, "Ting Ting"...ha,ha,ha

@mdr6294 6 жыл бұрын

Haha my boy is now 20 yrs old and now in college, miss those days when he was little. But the Father and Son bonding is a very Great feeling that will never die.

@theblendersmiracle2077 4 жыл бұрын

You are an underrated comedian, I hope more people will discover you.

@karanfield4229 2 жыл бұрын

It's happening!😘

@MsMeHeartYou 6 жыл бұрын

0:52-0:57 I LAUGHED SO HARD TO THE POINT OF CRYING BECAUSE MY YOUNGER BROTHER USED TO DO THAT ALL THE TIME XD

@emillion4470 2 жыл бұрын

The craft is just next level with this guy. The way he constructs his bits ( no pun intended) is seamless and super professional.

@nathalieng8079 2 жыл бұрын

When I was in preschool, one of my classmates, who was also my neighbor, had a baby brother who loved to show people his ting ting. One time we were in the elevator and he just pulled his pants down and yelled “WAAHHH!!!!!” His mom was absolutely mortified and quickly pulled his pants back up 😂

@Zainabkemi 2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@beth-annrock237 2 жыл бұрын

I absolutely love Jo Koy!!! One of my favorite comedians of all time!❤️

@vallery75 8 жыл бұрын

Im pretty sure your son will "THANK YOU" when he is teenager :) just wait for it

@eyezodiotic3197 6 жыл бұрын

In what way

@otterworldly9914 6 жыл бұрын

He is a teenager now and he's still making fun of him.

@oppagangnampsy 4 жыл бұрын

teenager got a Porche Macan

@ahnneskie5911 4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha... "don't make him angry" like Hulk 😂

@gab7683 3 жыл бұрын

I'm filipino and I think Little Joe misunderstood the term her grandma called for his thing. In tagalog, it's "TITI" not Ting Ting 😂

@RyanUybengkee Жыл бұрын

in CEbu and the visayas, it's called TinTin...that's probably the reason why

@Asper_A_Goose 6 жыл бұрын

I feel like I should be in jail for watching this

@feny8 5 жыл бұрын

Asparagus society has done this. It’s like back in the day every kid could run around naked it was no big deal. Nowadays if he actually took a pic of it he could go to prison. Freaking insane

@Ayveh 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao same XD I hope pedophiles never went to his house while he was a baby/toddler or small kid.

@mikoisok5263 3 жыл бұрын

BRO THE HULK REFERANCE AT THE END WAS GOLD

@ArtByCole 4 жыл бұрын

To this day, since the airing of that special, every time I see/hear anything even remotely resembling someone working on an invention, a project, etc, I instantly hear "TING TIIING!" in my head. Now I can quote this, and forward the video as a reference whenever I get that look of confusion.

@jaivontesalmon1996 4 жыл бұрын

Using the mic to help make sounds works in almost every joke 😂 DAHDEE

@nickcantu8908 4 жыл бұрын

“He drew eyes on his nuts” I died laughing till the point where I looked Chinese and I don’t even look fucking Chinese😂😂😂😂😂

@AC-mt9mg 16 күн бұрын

1:58 Thank you for the best laugh in a long while, my face turned red and I had trouble breathing for a few seconds because of how hard I laughed at the mad scientist rocket description😂

@blackjack6259 2 жыл бұрын

I remember meeting you at a Spokane, WA show and told you that because of this part of your special is why my cat is named Ting Ting. The family was trying to figure out what to name him when I came walking into the kitchen. I said, Name him Tin Ting. This way I can stand on the back porch and call out, Where’s my Ting Ting? I guess they thought it would be funny so they went with it. Of course I have to keep up my end and stand on the back porch at night and call out, Where’s my Ting Ting? And I do, nice and loud!

@doctormandan8978 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@angolson6108 2 жыл бұрын

I hope they sanitized mic after this lol love jo

@orsetto81utube 7 жыл бұрын

I have 16 6 year old boys and 10 girls in my class, I love hearing that it is tough for the parents as well, bless their tiny hearts

@_riceboii 6 жыл бұрын

are you a 6 year old with amazing grammar or are you a teacher?

@acb723 2 жыл бұрын

Seen this in high school when it premiered on comedy network. The monday after that weekend everybody in my school was saying look at my ting ting 🤣🤣😂😂

@victrola2007 4 жыл бұрын

Omg. If Jo added in a segment about his son bringing in tongs into bath time it would be my friend's son, exactly.

@chanceharper4676 5 жыл бұрын

The way my son grabs his shit it hurts me.

@brandyingram2034 4 жыл бұрын

My nephew use to sit and watch tv, legs open... hand in his pants just flicking it. Like that was his favorite pass time. Lmao

@susanchurch-hurst9323 7 жыл бұрын

I LOVE YOU. FROM THE HEART. RSD. WARRIOR, FIGHTER. YOU CAN MAKE ME LAUGH WHEN ALL HOPE SEEMS SO FAR AWAY. THANK YOU, JO KOY. FOR BEING AN AMAZING ANGEL IN THIS WORLD. BLESSINGS.

@SLAPNTZ_MCCOY 3 жыл бұрын

He hasn’t changed a bit... Except he does it in private and pretends he doesn’t lol

@noahben7612 5 жыл бұрын

I swear to god every time I hear “Ting Ting” I think of Timmy from South Park saying “TIMMYAAAA”

@yamyamchio3772 3 жыл бұрын

I thought it's part of their growth. My 4 year old son also exposed his "otoy" esp after taking a bath. He would scrub it to his siblings and they would run all over the house trying to get away to that scary otoy. He says sometimes it's asleep.. And sometimes it's awake and stronggggggg 💪. 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

@kimberly_neville 7 жыл бұрын

This stand up special was the one that made me a fan of yours Jo .... just so damn hilarious LOL and your delivery style is what makes you so funny :D

@bennybenz. 3 жыл бұрын

I've watched JoKoy for probably 10+ years and cant figure out for the life of me why he's not a more famous comedian!?!?🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ This guy is so fn hilarious😂😂 and so underrated!!!🤔👎! Gotta give credit where credits due! But please keeps the vids coming! I watch every one of them even though I've seen all this a hundred times in his stand ups! But to me it never gets old!!!👊😂😂😂💯💯💯✌

@Amirayouseef9 2 ай бұрын

I wish I see this man in Saudi Arabia I wish I can see him for once

@khaleesiPH22 5 жыл бұрын

He is soo funny. I can watch him all day 😂

@choro1981 4 жыл бұрын

Oh I remember when I was 12 and the 1st time I discovered that great feeling,I wanted to shower 3-4imes a day,LOL.

@pejanestorcebreros2523 5 жыл бұрын

I Just Had A Flashback Of My Baby Life😂

@justinmyfeels5828 7 жыл бұрын

Finally a good comedian. And this time it's good

@MrsEwsull Жыл бұрын

I've been following you since this special. Please know, you are FANTASTIC. Now that I have a son of my own.. I get it.

@femanon6258 4 жыл бұрын

I remember watching this in like 2010 on tv and it made cry laughing so hard

@elijahalderete4257 4 жыл бұрын

He is the most funnies Filipino comedian!

@visibleconfusion4502 4 жыл бұрын

fifth time watching it. Still laughing.

@Shadow_foxx1 3 жыл бұрын

It is definitely a boy thing. When my son was little it was a mad dash to the door if there was company because he loved to greet our company with his ting ting out lol.....

@ghostrider-ou5iz 6 жыл бұрын

Can't wait to see him tonight at the San Jose improv!!!!!

@Dandouneh 6 жыл бұрын

DYING this shit is too funny, my mom probably thinks I'm hysterically crying lol

@melwinwilliam94 5 жыл бұрын

The moment your son sees this and understands this... That moment is gonna be princeless

@native9275 6 жыл бұрын

Seen this 100x I cry laughing 😂😂😂

@amyawannonly3356 3 жыл бұрын

After watching the vid i was like ay ahaha akala ko walis ting ting lol🤦😂😂

@FrancesLianeAlmelorGuevara 5 жыл бұрын

thank you Sir Jo Koy for making us laugh.. hope you come visit the Philippines.. really love your videos.. p.s: i'm from the Philippines.. :)

@BGzGamersVoid 7 жыл бұрын

Netflix Jo Koy First time I teared up laughing hard! Love this guy (P.s COME TO NY!)

@hunter4779 8 жыл бұрын

LOL don't make him mad.

@milacaibal3976 Жыл бұрын

OMG! You are HILLARIOUS. 🤣🤣🤣

@catslifevlog Жыл бұрын

I thought the TING TING DANCE was already famous before 😂

@missirritated4872 4 жыл бұрын

OH. MY. GOSH. I LAUGHED AND PISSED MYSELF THIS GUY IS THE F*CKING BEST!

@RandyCivilized 2 ай бұрын

4:16 he turns into cartman for a second

@GrimmEnt. 8 ай бұрын

I laughed so hard I had to turn it off. My family was sleeping.

@gdd469 4 жыл бұрын

Don’t get mad don’t get sad. Be glad and listen to Jo Joy 🤣😂😅😅😂🤣.

@jazzycantswim9808 6 жыл бұрын

The INCREDIBLE HULK reference was really funny hahahahaahahah

@detritus10001 Жыл бұрын

I just found this cat, and I freaking love him! Suggested from listening to Mitch Hedberg on Pandora. Thank you Pandora!

@hillarycrosson5827 5 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for a Hulk comment . . . Did not disappoint.

@shesgoneforeverlife 2 жыл бұрын

Here’s to all the microphones that have served as, ting tings on stage for so many. 🎤

@TaroIsNotHuman 5 жыл бұрын

This is the funniest video I have watch from jokoy

@djwilson1993 9 ай бұрын

2:22 Best part! 😂😂😂

@seerealsummers 4 жыл бұрын

no wonder he gets 30min shower always nowadays playing his ting ting and smells head and shoulders lol

@jhennesay 2 жыл бұрын

What up from The SeaTown Jo Koy!?! Hilarious! Thank you for being genuine to you and sharing the good times you have in life with us. Truly a mark of a great comedian to let us into your world. Lookin’ forward to more from you. Stay hungry my friend.

@julief562 7 жыл бұрын

you are incredible, reach for the stars Joseph!!!

@moon-rvr 4 жыл бұрын

*Josep

@liquidghost8949 4 жыл бұрын

i wanna meet this child he sounds gangster

@erikajeanbranzuela2502 2 жыл бұрын

Boys play their tingting till adulthood 🤣

@erika6768 8 жыл бұрын

TING TINGG

@JamesTAdams 6 жыл бұрын

Lyntoo LOOKA MAH TING TING

@annabaca9346 5 жыл бұрын

Omg jo your funnyer than ever😂😂😂😘 love you!!

@sabahbubbler 4 жыл бұрын

The ting ting goes skrraaa

@jazzycantswim9808 3 жыл бұрын

LOVE THE INCREDIBLE HULK reference! AHAHAHAHA

@clarkneylcabasaan4722 3 жыл бұрын

Haha nice

@TheLady2085 5 жыл бұрын

My son is 5 and the exact same thing!!! Squeezes the hell out of it! Drew with a pen on it. Yells out of the blue! And shows his junk to anyone in the house